Best Sci Fi Storytime 1471 - Voidsailors & The Vengeance of Humanity | HFY | Humans Are Space Orcs

[@giancarlobacosa2546]

Human 1: sir everyone on that planet is dead Human 2: keep shelling until there is no planet left

[@gmailquinn]

So in story two we are warhammer 40k kreig: bomb a city till they surrender, continue bombing it for another five years till its a dusty crater you can see from space. Also ABSOLUTELY nothing can live on said planet

[@-zawzaw-8897]

Why is the planet still here?

[@zyanidwarfare5634]

The second one is 100% the imperium of man, FOR THE EMPEROR!

[@413draco]

Nah! They let the other xenos live. More like the Blood angels with World eater and Salamander fight mentality. May be a version of The Imperium Were Sanguinius Survived and led humanity instead of the Eclisiarchy

[@zyanidwarfare5634]

@@413draco still, for the emperor nonetheless

[@413draco]

@@zyanidwarfare5634 For Sanguinius! For The Emperor! For Angorn the Red Angel!

[@Callum_Summer0972]

Imperium of what? Whats this nonsense?!?! Yes For the Emperor, Emperor Giaus Augustus Ceasar XVI Protector of Man, Punisher of Xenos, Great grandson of the Restitutor of Sol Invictus Sorus Aurelian, and descended of Giaus Julius Caesar God Emperor Of Terra Magna!

[@immaturedemolitions8220]

AAAAHHHHHH

[@untercommander5026]

In the second story, the people remind me of a fallen empire in Stelaris. Peaceful and quiet, they even help you if you're lucky and they like you. But if you dare to attack or even threaten them, your game is as good as over unless you have overwhelming firepower.

[@zacharyhawley1693]

You glass a garden world you deserve the apocalyptic fury you summoned. No one is going to tolerate that.

[@NobleRoseB512]

Yes!

[@canreymaster11]

You can actually cheese them with stuff like cloud lightning and disruptors lol.

[@exudeku]

@@canreymaster11 imagine triggering the War in Heaven Before Mid-game

[@caboose5633]

Hell the Humans here even have Asteroid Artillery from the Gigastructural Engineering mod. All fallen empires have asteroid artillery if you enable it.

[@chrisdufresne9359]

The first story paints us as oddballs. I approve. The second story is best summarized as "Kicking a Hornets nest". They hurt our young and attacked unprovoked.

[@calvingreene90]

You saw a cute little baby wolf napping in the sunlight and decided to kick it and now have a very large pack of apex predators intent on your demise. Fortunately that's not our problem.

[@angelrivera2339]

Void Sailor is one of the coolest names I have ever heard for humans.

[@haskellyoung3121]

The second story is a good example of "Don't pick on the quiet kid in their own sandbox".

[@manwiththeplan300]

Human beings rarely lose the battle but when they do they make absolutely positively they win the war.

[@jakobus6581]

"Captain. We've glassed the world. What next?" "Private. Do you still see a planet there?" "Y-Yes, sir." "Alright. Well, I don't want to. See the planet, that is. Make it go away." "Yes, sir!"

[@kurtismiller9544]

Sailing the Void like Mariners of old did the seas. Once again, attack civvies, you get Screwed .... Royally and Totally!

[@NathanBChampine]

Second story. Humanity strikes back like a Warhammer. Crushing everything thing in it's wake.

[@DarkVeghetta]

I see what you did there. Also, you have an extra 'thing' in your second sentence that nearly dissuaded me from thumbing up your comment.

[@smaragdwolf1]

The only other Group that is on Par with your species calls you, drops every Bit of formality and says "Quick, get Out of there before its to late! If you harmed the locals, let them punish you. Thats your best Option!" That alone should be an Alarm Signal. When they add "We will not interfere. They will Deal with you." you should reconsider your life-choices. Have a feeling that other Group already had an unpleasant Interaction with the Humans and decided to not Anger them any further.

[@Cadiangrunt99]

Story 2 They started playing glass the colonies and lost to the masters of annihilation. THe humans are not starting fights but they are damn well finishing them.

[@ianhogben3472]

humans are not good we're bad and we're very good at it

[@condorboss3339]

You have to be good to be (successfully) bad.

[@Elmithian]

Humans have the capacity for good just as they have capacity for bad. Otherwise the world would be a lot worse place with way more slavery than it does now. Slavery, killing of "lesser folk" would all be generally accepted thing all over the world if humans were actually bad at their core.

[@davidhenderson3400]

Story 2. When one of the most powerful species around told them to leave the humans alone maybe they should have listened.

[@Armorlord04]

Text scroll on the first story is borked.

[@OliverIsanzi]

Yep, still done for.

[@dantreadwell7421]

Yep, even now. Probably hasn't had a chance to fix and reupload yet.

[@Kghammond852]

Still borked.

[@sethgilcrist8088]

It's not broke it's just swimming threw the void

[@AnComZharptitza]

Space Rome vs space Carthage

[@3PercentNeanderthal]

Reverse Cannae

[@burnerheinz]

CARTAGO DELENDA EST!

[@HelghastDiver]

Only there was No Space Hanibal to save Space Carthage.

[@jesseamaya4413]

Second story. Yeah, don't poke the bear.

[@Heidao623]

Harming a child, demands we beat someone to or near death. Killing children, says yours are forfeit

[@Charlie94781]

All children deserve to be protected

[@bosukkim8523]

*IMPERIUM OF MEN INTENSIFIES*

[@icanfly7038]

FOR THE EMPEROR

[@benjaminwright7879]

First story reminds me of Sleeping in the cold below from warframe

[@chrisdufresne9359]

You got the song in my head.

[@blueeyeswhitedragon9839]

The second story "The Vengeance of Humanity" was very good...I enjoyed following along with the text.

[@ifrxenvoy124]

Big 40k vibes from the second story.

[@lornbaker1083]

Void Sailors makes me think about the song The Solaris workers sing and also the song of parvis granum in Warframe.

[@sethgilcrist8088]

Sisters below below. I love that song

[@seanrobert9661]

[documented contact]

[@WingManFang1]

In the case of the first story I’d like to Quote the catchphrase from arguably the best Anime ever (Bodacious Space Pirates), “The Seas of Space Belong to Everyone!”

[@mychaeldark1007]

"Time for some Piracy!" - Marika Kato

[@yomogami4561]

sadly the scroll seemed not to work on the first story but it seemed rather poetic the second story? fecked around and found out

[@manwiththeplan300]

I wonder what aliens would react if they heard human Seashanties specifically for each one.

[@hughgordon6435]

If that's a new intro , loving it

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

Bless the Squerril Bless the Author

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

Humans definitely seem a bit... brutal, in the second story.

[@MyrdinAnnoth]

Every person who had a friend or family on Vulcan: "....good"

[@haroldcarfrey4206]

@@MyrdinAnnoth Its actually what Rome would do if you sacked one of their cities at the height of Empire with the exception of the vast number of slaves taken...

[@colincampbell767]

But this ensures that you never have to do it twice.

[@nix-cipher]

The Emperor Protects...

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story 1: Cool story! Don't worry, we'll teach you how to travel the stars. Story 2: They done got Warhammered

[@seand.g423]

Warhammered nothing, fucking Xenos got the Cadian _Special!_

[@CaptainShield]

Remember to click Like! Let's strengthen the signal and make Agro the celebrity he deserves to be.

[@peterwall8191]

Sailing the solar winds ! I suppose it could be done, but i'd hate to see what a micro-meteor collision would do to such sails. Repairs ,must cost a planets income for some years. Third lesson taught to all warriors. "Doesn't matter how big and bad you are, be polite unless provoked. There is always someone bigger and badder than you, itching for any excuse to put you in your place, six feet under." First rule of acquisition of the galactic merchants guild. " Research , research research before you commit. The Guild bears no responsibility, if you lose your assets due to inadequate research of your trading partners. Always know exactly with whom you are dealing, their culture , laws, ethics, and behavioral patterns." _Junior associate merchant third class handbook_

[@ericlondon2663]

Xeno-Meat Sausage That's all aliens are good for.

[@merlinathrawes746]

I wish the text had started with the beginning for that first story. It appears that somebody didn't think to read the Geneva Checklist Protocols before attacking a human agricultural planet.

[@Lsr2380]

Thank you :D

[@SergeyWaytov]

#2 is gold classics of hfy)))

[@stevenrodriguez763]

Mmm yes space Roman’s

[@dantreadwell7421]

Exterminatus decree issued. . .

[@ettibbet5493]

I think I know the name of my new pride of the fleet for hoi4

[@SergeyWaytov]

#1 is really interesting and nice story

[@alexinfinite7142]

Spoiler: Lol they split their planet to send a message: F off

[@asdrubaelvect8038]

Hello squirrelly, that is an epic thumbnail l. Where did you find it?

[@UNSCrearadmiral]

I too would love to know, Pretty sure those are Legions

[@Ryu_D]

Thank you for the video.

[@AgroSquerril]

a pleasure

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@davidteh3807]

The second story is so 4 k !

[@davidholbrook6335]

How come aliens act like the aggressor when they have the upper hand but they act like the repressed suppressed enslaved what's the word I'm looking for when the chips are down when they're back into a corner why is that.

[@Elyseon]

Hypocritical self-centered morality.

[@johnnyrotten3175]

4 D algorithm 4 D 🐿️ ❗ ❗

[@Amoth_oth_ras_shash]

classic despotism ''they dare resist uss!..the 'insolance!''' .....so what would said despotic alien say if the humis hade glassed his planet and taken all his loved ones as slaves ,or as he wished...as meat cattle... XD hmm....feels like there is some sort of wisdom to be hade there about those that thinks might makes right rairly remembers it works both ways... either way...someone say stellaris + one of the fanatic AI's decides..human so tiny fleet..kill!! annex teritory... only , as war begins... founderies roars to life and there is some VERY big space stations blocking the path to those tactical assets....that while gluttonous also extremely hard working ones birthing ships faster then your defense platforms dies..

[@ricardotorrence6459]

Is the first story a reference to Warframe?? And the song: sleeping in the Cold below??

[@theonetodefyall238]

keeper going

[@AgroSquerril]

kept going

[@hoenndpn9200]

Agro, cease your overworkery

[@elfeater1760]

For the Algorithm11!

[@willgallatin2802]

Grand stories. How is the voice holding up?

[@bobsterclause342]

Is that a sacred ring or a normal ring? Because I here the gregorian chant right now

[@inquisitorthornside3p494]

Let's be xenophobic, It's really in this year!

[@callisto1556]

DM good one

[@immaturedemolitions8220]

...can i get the source for the thumbnail?

[@WiredTurkey316]

For the algorithm

[@WitchFisterVeo1911]

Thought you said "p@rno", not "portals"

[@seanreilly6464]

Say again the auther please

[@genericuser984]

neat

[@DarkVeghetta]

Valortia delenda est.

[@merlinwizard1000]

106th, 16 February 2023

[@lyrigageforge3259]

I don't really care for this image of humans as an empire in space. Sure about 55% of Earth governments are non-democratic - but most of those are also anything but decent enough for their own population. And that's something we sure need to grow out of as a species. Oh well. If it were one of those nations who may got a king or queen - but still have elected government - then it may be ok. But nothing else. So to say, it makes me feel disgusted if I have to think of a 'authoritarian' type of a thing - because the reality is that if a leader has too much power it will be used wrong. Instead of having a state with 'rule of law' - you would have a state with 'rule by the law' - the significant difference being that in former laws are there to protect the people and for the people, while in the later the laws are there to protect the ruler and his cronies. And to benefit them financially - in many cases to the point where corruption becomes inbuilt to the very system. Lesser officials being able to steal from the state only a little bit and those more important able to steal a lot, insanely much - all being so normal that it passes through fingers without any hiccups. (Very much the reason why Russian army is in quite poor state, because all that money's gone elsewhere.) Never mind the troubles regular people can have with all that - when you can't even speak your mind without landing into 'Siberia'. In most decent nations it is illegal for the leader to order an associations in another a country - but not in one of those countries that are 'imperialistic' at the core.

[@josmeijers2818]

F.T.A !

[@julonkrutor4649]

In the 2nd story, humanity is at its worst. Take back the planets, destroy there homeworld, free there slaves, take everything you can and then help them to get up on there feet. Turn them into your friends by 1st. kicking them down and then picking them up.

[@mlmii1933]

I disagree, peace is only true and lasting when the price of violating it is eternal.

[@Gordon519]

found the xeno lover, FAK off

[@mcarrowtime7095]

Humanity didn’t kick anyone down and pick them back up. They attempted to destroy them on a cellular level, and they just missed a few cells that a separate alien species then gave charity to

[@arakheno4051]

F.A.s

[@hughgordon6435]

Not that AHN, the top tier paetreon? Humbled to be in the presence of greatness

[@arakheno4051]

@@hughgordon6435 For a month .. christmas present, ya know. I listened to over 2000 stories, figured it would be a nice touch. Support your channel makers as you can.

[@hughgordon6435]

@@arakheno4051 try to , virtual hermit, on benefits, stroke victim, along with a multitude of health probs. Subsctibed and always thumbs up! Anyways thanks for a reply , you know what happened to Bob the dragon and cat claw lobster? Miss the frisson of recognition when these guys got a mention

[@arakheno4051]

@@hughgordon6435 Aye, liking and commenting on videos (I use the F.A.S.) makes a mark in the algorithm. Which helps the creator turn a profit.. and its easy to support them. Chipping in cash is always nice, but letting the Algorithm know so it spreads the channel is more important (at least I think so) and more valuable. ... Bob and Cat vanished from the t5 support list, but I bet they are still supporting as they can .. life takes a toll. Fair winds and following seas