Best SciFi Storytime 1535 - The Unknowing Terran Heroes | HFY | Humans Are Space Orcs

[@AgroSquerril]

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[@Karmasu_L]

Don't ever let the humans know that. They WILL find a way to go where the psyonics had come from.

[@zyanidwarfare5634]

So we can rip and tear until the voices stop?

[@brendamayfuller8803]

@@zyanidwarfare5634 "We're not trapped in here with you, you are trapped in here with us. And We have such sights to show you..." Humanity

[@gmailquinn]

@@brendamayfuller8803 humanity to the xenos right?

[@DisIzDaName]

@@brendamayfuller8803 Perfect place for a Hellraiser reference, lmao

[@JerrybutTaller]

And rule 34 them into oblivion

[@dantreadwell7421]

Damn. Not gonna lie, that's pretty dark. All the nasty, viscous, and evil shite that goes through our brains is because of a long standing war with a psychic enemy. That can't die. That sounds like a challenge. Always did like a good challenge.

[@BadluckTribe]

Scientology

[@geoshark12]

Psyonic alien “ your life has no meaning and theres no reason to go on” Human “ your right i think its time to make some meaing myself thanks for the thoughts “ Alien “ NO WAIT YOUR SUPPOSED TO FALL INTO DISPAIR”

[@no-gracias9863]

Lol, sounds so stupid it's funny

[@StarForgers]

Human "I think we have a translation error here. Why would you call self enlightenment despair?"

[@verilyheld]

Ha. Think on this. "Fall into despair? Dude, the temperature of the universe is three degrees above absolute zero. Just by being here we've already beaten the odds!"

[@Tornadopelt]

@@verilyheld I was gonna say, "A real man has no *time* for despair! Kick logic out and do the impossible! That's the way Team Gurren rolls!"

[@zacharyhawley1693]

Human: Instructions Unclear... Imprison you forever?

[@roboticintelligenceunit1a652]

I just depict that 1 human soldier like doom guy saying “I DONT FUCKING CARE!” While killing scionic thoughts

[@henrypaleveda7760]

I just pictured a dude standing there in a nondescript pose

[@DisIzDaName]

This needs a sequel from the psionic monsters' point of view. They keep trying to turn people and mostly get the crap kicked out of them by the humans' subconscious selves. They barely manage to plant a few bad ideas most of the time before getting told to screw off, or beaten to a pulp in the mind space.

[@dagan2000]

Psionic Alien is trying to influence a human's dream, giving them nightmares, the human happens to be James Cameron when he wrote Aliens and Terminator. Another haunts Van Gough, which makes him paint more. A group of them think they're making headway with the various atrocities in our history, but that just galvanizes human resolve and pushes more advancement.

[@serpentinious7745]

When your personal demons are delicious

[@serpentinious7745]

Turns out that they're responsible for all the irrational childhood fears like the boogeyman and monster under the bed but go brain dead when the child host grows up because the adult human mind overwhelms them at their own game.

[@brentmartin6833]

Psionic Alien's dread April 15! When tax day rolls around and they all get Psychic damage!

[@dagan2000]

@@brentmartin6833 where do you think we got the idea of tax day from?

[@dagan2000]

humans once they meet the rest of the galaxy: "Oh, so you're the ones who gave us personal adversity. Gotta hand it to you, without those demons you gave us, we wouldn't have had all of the personal adversity over the centuries, and we NEVER would have gotten to where we are. You gave us art and innovation, gave us a reason for compassion and understanding. You're our heroes."

[@bytoadynolastname6149]

Humans once they meet the rest of the galaxy: ARE YOU TELLING ME SCIENTOLOGY WAS RIGHT!?! **Flips table, punches through bulkhead, screams into the void of space**

[@cedric3973]

@@bytoadynolastname6149 even once humanity learns of this scientology still remains banned as a cult because it's just crazy.

[@citizen_grub4171]

You, speaking from a place of privilege: "Oh, so you're the ones who gave us crippling mental illness, rampant poverty, sexual assault, Fascism, mass murder, etc, etc, etc. Thanks! If all these people hadn't had to endure untold suffering, I wouldn't be able to binge TikTok! The suffering of others is the best thing ever!"

[@dagan2000]

@@citizen_grub4171 without that suffering, we wouldn't exist the way we do today. without war we wouldn't have our technological achievements. without the evils of the past and today, we have nothing to overcome and improve from and we stagnate. without the horrors and evils of our past, we never would have left the trees. we would have never evolved. it's not a place of privilege, it's being a student of history.

[@citizen_grub4171]

@@dagan2000 Funny. According to the rules set forth in the story, suffering doesn't seem to be necessary to do well. In the real world, meanwhile, it's interesting how the people who actually suffer never seem to be the ones doing well. The ones most likely to succeed are the ones who are born into better positions. "Suffering" is not some grand thing to be romanticized.

[@serpentinious7745]

"I don't want my pain taken away. I want my pain. I need my pain!" - Captain James T Kirk

[@chrisdufresne9359]

So the crazy monkeys are the result of Xenos being scared of the voices in their heads? Humans can zap or pill those away. I do feel bad for the rest of the galaxy when we get out there though.

[@Heidao623]

So in this universe, our "natural" emotional state, was actually unnatural, and aided us in developing like our universe. Like the theory of the mitochondria, our feelings was an eldritch horror, neat.

[@derekstein6193]

Psychic mitochondria? Not sure if that is more Warhammer 40k, Star Wars, or a Giant Robot Anime plot point. NGL, sounds awesome.

[@cmmpr111]

​@@derekstein6193I'd say warhammer

[@medical-cyanide1526]

Hmm, this might be a boon or a devastation, but I imagine some folks would take pride in the knowledge that they do actually have a purpose at that they for the most part are winning

[@TheMonkey747]

I take Pride in winning against my 'assigned' demons.

[@iviewardden5436]

Companion animals give us a boost change my mind

[@quinnhasse9170]

@@iviewardden5436no I don’t think i will

[@MarrockV]

"Filling the mind with thoughts of despair, of paranoia, of treachery, of ambition, and of hopelessness". So... my average thursday?

[@Shouziroku]

Wait, does that mean that humans are "infected"? Or the planet is? If the 1st, we may never leave Sol out of fear of spreading them, if the 2nd, humans may finally find peace once we colonize other planets.

[@twotone3471]

Humanity has a tradition that says "The Devil made me do it." From Pol Pot, to the School Shooter, to the "greatest" nation on earth spending its children's futures on buying weapons for a war against a enemy that don't exist. Yes, there are demons out there in our souls.

[@kerwinbrown4180]

They are trapped within us.

[@quinnhasse9170]

Good, well off to see some 34 qnd poison some psychics😈😈😈☠️

[@sovietpowersupereme6231]

Human consciousness: PRANK EM JOHN. Human Consciousness 2: OH YOU ALREADY KNOW,

[@twotone3471]

So Humanity shares its souls with a horror beyond compare. Most species would self suicide at the thought, but alas, Humanity upon finding out, simply sought out how to implement its "Rule 34" which upon the universe freaked out upon finding out that humanity had not just fantasized having carnal relations with the cosmic horrors, but that several half breeds were now inhabiting the planet as well as the cosmic horrors and humanity sharing a thing called "Kinks" of which tentacles play a large part.

[@simonmasbaum8399]

No one can illustrate this story, or it will happen.

[@twotone3471]

@@simonmasbaum8399 You do know what rule 34 is, don't you? If humanity can imagine it, there is porn depicting it.

[@nraah4707]

I hate my brain. All my enemies live in there.

[@Pip8448]

I love the idea of that little voice in your head telling you to do weird, evil, or sad stuff is interdimensional invaders trying to bring the downfall of all. Yet we as a species have managed to push those thoughts aside enough to grow (at what ever pace) to something better despite all those thoughts and set backs of some people that give in to those whispers.

[@quinnhasse9170]

Inhuman voice: how are you fighting back?! Human subconscious: fuk you( smacks them with spite)!

[@roxrequiem2935]

Take a shot every time "again" is used in this story I dare you to survive to first half. But then again only a human would think of that so any Xeno reading this just ignore it.

[@kerwinbrown4180]

The beast in human nature is an eldreth horror. Interesting hypothesis!

[@arobidy]

“Those voices in the dark are eldritch horrors? Huh, I just thought it was my internal dialog. Anyways, have you tried my take on lobster bisque?”

[@quinnhasse9170]

Or 34

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings, Mentlgent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Instead of the Unknown Soldier, we are the Unknowing Soldiers.

[@discusmaximus]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Narrator, Agro Squirrel !!!

[@monty9456]

This absolutely needs at least one follow-up. When we get to space or as someone else said from the viewpoint of the Psyonics. Bravo author! Thank you, Sir Squirrel!

[@speeddemon7678]

So THAT'S my sleep paralysis demon! Excuse me, I need to go take a nap so I can kick it's ass.

[@simonmasbaum8399]

I honestly never expected this universe to spawn an origin story for the devil...🤘

[@demonblade001]

Humans: oh we call that a inner monolog. Aliens: they speak to you too!?

[@jgkitarel]

Humans: "Yeah, they do. We usually ignore them because they get real repetitive, and thus boring, before long."

[@SLEPhoto]

Explains Lovecraft

[@yomogami4561]

hmmm. this could explain a lot thanks for the story and narration

[@treadheadpete4770]

Fantastic stories! 07

[@cedric3973]

Fantastic choice of story to read, I really enjoy this one it. Curious how do you choose which ones to read for the channel? For the algorithm

[@brianlips8346]

Thanks for the story

[@theonetodefyall238]

keeper going

[@robertalexander5892]

"Orbital Closets" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@randomguy3080]

The cruel indifference of the universe vs the indomitable human spirit But funny enough this makes sense, this is the call of the void, the automatic thoughts we have that are bad, the aliens did not evolve with it, so they could not fight it, yet humans were you g and primitive, and so when they evolved, the evolved to just handle it

[@SiegeTF]

Somewhat reminiscent of Phantasy Star, eh?

[@PoldaranOfDalaran]

This sounds a lot like Scientology except the humans are badass. :P

[@Bluegreenman99]

Or the evil psionics are the demons of every religion.

[@chrisdufresne9359]

Does that mean that there's a Space version of Tom Cruise?

[@PoldaranOfDalaran]

@@chrisdufresne9359 Just gotta find the right closet.

[@chrisdufresne9359]

@@PoldaranOfDalaran Fair

[@xavierzaxavier5873]

Basically.... There is no anything more cruel devastating monstrosity than human.....🤭🤭🤭😂

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@zacharyhawley1693]

Humans are space Hobbits.

[@TheMonkey747]

I'd laugh so hard if that's true.

[@moteroargentino7944]

The weakest bodies but the strongest spirits.

[@steveradroach9101]

Sooo, wouldn't that mean the Galactic community is fucked once we're a part of it because we would infect them?🤔

[@henrypaleveda7760]

I think it's more like they have an ability to penetrate and humans have enough ability to resist or persist in spite of it. it can happen anywhere at any time but since humanity came on the scene, they haven;t been able to get to other places. The first set of invasions weren't localized and a few of those started with arsing of defeated psyionics. If these psyonics changed location each time, and more invaders were brought in regardless of the location of said bodies, then humanities existence is more what holds them at bay rather than presence. I think the universe would be screwed if humanity dissapeared not spread.

[@dracclan1618]

Unknown Horrors: there not trapped here with us, where trapped here with them. Human: I can here the call of the void. It says your mum gay.

[@quinnhasse9170]

Human: your free trial of existing has expired 😈😈😈

[@genericuser984]

neat

[@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456]

For the shlagorithm

[@henryknepp]

For the algorithm

[@scullcrusher3981]

Hi

[@chrislenz6634]

So...L Ron Hubbard was right??

[@elfeater1760]

For the Algorithm11!

[@klappstock943]

For the Algorithm the voice and the story

[@jamesha175]

narrator sounds like he should be narrating cartoons for children

[@Wyvern_Sky]

Tacos.

[@merlinwizard1000]

89th, 5 March 2023

[@lostsikenoyesno2454]

so bipolar disorder and schitrsofrenia (probably typed wrong to lazy to goolgle) is caused by this?

[@SlappyWingnuts]

I can't believe this is what Scientologists actually believe. /s

[@josephineringen7651]

Comment

[@beingsneaky]

yeah Fall in to despair human. you life has no meaning.. yada yada blah blah blah.. Human falls in to despair my life has not meaning.. we all just die in the end why go on.... human shrugs shoulders.. meh.. i m over that now, till next time.. what shall i do today?? besides who cares if life has no meaning its my life and well hell it means a lot to me and the ppl around me.. humans just drag themselves out of the pit...

[@quinnhasse9170]

Then throws the xenos inti a pit of spite

[@taitano12]

Sushi.

[@ratzelbarreto2070]

Fucking sciencetogy got something right lol.

[@tonyneal910]

👾😯👏👏👏❤👍🐿

[@FedralBI]

F.T.A

[@WingManFang1]

🫡

[@immortalsofar5314]

Shades of Scientology in this one and the white/human supremacist overtones are unusually overt though surprisingly (and probably accidentally) honest.

[@WiredTurkey316]

For the algorithm