Best Tweets of All Time Tier List

[@salore17]

Riley is so pretty . he has hair like the ears of a Beagle

[@littelcreatchure506]

if Riley was a dog he would be a beagle

[@HaydenMcNab]

@@littelcreatchure506he would be a chihuahua

[@blackbird4416]

Weiner dog

[@camicakes3461]

I’ve always assumed Hank was a beagle just bc Riley gives off that energy lol

[@ireworks2007]

he must wish he had hair like the ears of an ocelot💔💔dysphoria

[@LiveFromTheBog]

My favorite tweet is the gentle one the birds outside my window make when the first winds of a wonderful spring arrive

[@JettWiemelt]

I give it a D

[@benjaminstout2809]

lovely

[@jckpth]

I like the poop one

[@HudsonIsGay]

@@jckpthgross dude 😂😂😂

[@jnicole510]

Yeah

[@ArleneFromGarfield]

“I hate poop jokes” - guy who thought a bit about eating cat shit was one of their best bits of all time

[@augustjohnson1649]

That’s one of my least favorite bits of theirs

[@immabananatwo]

When I watch that video I skip that bit😔

[@ihatehandles]

dont make fun of him he has ibs which stands for irritable bowel syndrome but also i be shitting

[@vjmcgovern]

Little guesser

[@thegugster]

one of my favs of their old bits. its just the absurdity of it and riley’s emotion for me. he sounds like he’s about to cry at one point in it lol

[@noidedorion]

This could’ve been an email tbh

[@oliverdessewffy]

or a whatsapp

[@bryanhayes2]

Powered by beehive

[@TestarossaF110]

you couldve been an email

[@heatheretaithaha]

no i ded or ion

[@calebpilon3440]

@@heatheretaithahau good bro?

[@Lebensmittelexperte]

I love the part where kendrick goes "and we hate pulled pork" on Alright

[@BonClulee]

Call me pull pork way I’m conflicted and misusing my influence.

[@BonClulee]

@BonClulee this comment made my day significantly worse. Thanks

[@BonClulee]

@BonClulee well ok 😂, thanks mate 😂😂😂. Thanks for the input.

[@BonClulee]

A solo it’ll no problem

[@BonClulee]

* absolutely no problem, my bad

[@redkuromi]

They should do a DJ Grant and Tony episode where riley laughs in the background

[@nauticaltardigrade7520]

The Big One edits

[@wardednickel2552]

who?

[@Iplayceleste]

@wardednickel2552the big man edits

[@clam6254]

i want an "oops! all cronk" episode

[@ireworks2007]

oh my god please yes

[@Smex]

great video, just didn't expect it to be Chinese. I don't have a problem with that, just didn't expect it

[@countyfactswailuigi]

1:21:11 For those who want to skip the intro and sponsors: You're welcome.

[@matthewcohen2016]

Thanks

[@metrostuvein8840]

Are you telling me a shrimp fried this pulled pork???🤣🤣

[@djk1563]

Fried rice park

[@L-Main]

Are you telling me a pork pulled this park?

[@user-fs1lc2cj5s]

so let me get this straight: a Cis-teen pulled this shrimp???

[@swagmastrpropryt2230]

8:40 my favorite hivemind moment is when they go full kendrick fan and over analyze something when the original tweet was about a tiktok where someone goes to heaven and its chinese

[@carsonhowell348]

The fuck does this have to do with kendrick

[@dichotomae]

I was really depressed because my boyfriend broke up with me but seeing that you uploaded another best tweets of all time tier list cheered me right up and now I have hope for the future again. Thank you HIVEMIND I don't know where I would be without you. Actually yes I do, I would be in bed crying. But now, with this video to comfort me, I am strong enough to get up, wipe my tears, and move on. I am going to clean out my fridge while I watch this.

[@jnicole510]

Im fr sorry that that happened to you, but even if it doesn't seem like it, he wouldn'tve broken up with you if he was the right guy. It'll work out man

[@jamescarrotcsl8]

was in a similar situation earlier this year, just know that it gets easier with time

[@quasarm825]

HELL YEAH

[@jason-hb9gp]

i bet you weren't talking bout nothing he wanted to hear

[@micahjamesbauman]

You’ll get through this.

[@Xeely.]

One step closer to having on the show

[@jnicole510]

👏👏👏👏

[@ryan1459]

and im about to break

[@chef_Jeremy]

She have on my one step till I closer

[@Samarama1994]

SEX????

[@blunderbass851]

I get closer when she one step on my _peañitz_

[@mattwitek111]

Sure! Here are three more viral comment ideas: 1. "The fact that some of these tweets are still timeless makes me question if Twitter is just a parallel universe. Hivemind truly knows what’s *iconic* 😂🔥" 2. "Imagine being the person who made one of these legendary tweets and then watching Hivemind put it in the 'S' tier like it’s no big deal. The true internet royalty 👑 #LivingTheDream" 3. "This tier list is giving me more dopamine than my entire Twitter feed combined. Hivemind’s humor should be its own meme category 🧠💥 #TierListMasters"

[@noahg23]

“3 more” bros been at it for a while

[@witty1567]

Chat GPT could never come up with these viral comments🗣️

[@beccakenn]

the second one is gas

[@I_Like_Ike53]

Haters will say its ai

[@snfriedm]

first time crying of laughter at a youtube comment in a LONG time! Good job matt witek 111!

[@nono-zb4ys]

don't know what to comment as a Chinese person this video since no instructions were given

[@wren.rae.]

unironically great original funny comment

[@lizinthesun77]

Lolol

[@rndmbs]

I think you were supposed to remain silent until further notice

[@Jackson-cd3mv]

I read this comment and its fine i just didnt think itd be chinese

[@kayla__simone]

i'm high off of horse mushrooms and thought the microphone was a guest

[@Nepeta-Leijon]

what is horse mushrooms

[@mondobe]

@@Nepeta-Leijon Mushrooms they give to horses so they can go up instead of forwards

[@Jackson-cd3mv]

@@mondobewhy would a horse need to go upwards instead of forward. Or is the horse going forward like a helicopter leaning with its head down and feet in the air?

[@crustitoad8175]

if that "right?" bit doesn't make it to the next bit bracket i'm gonna be off the henny

[@pixelizedpear]

That one, and the soon after tribe conversation are contenders for sure

[@unluckychloe13]

Kinds of Kindness (2024)

[@jnicole510]

Same

[@Yessercenak]

Okay. Hear me out. A blue wall.

[@MistakennJ]

never thought of it that way

[@doofnugget2189]

Blasphemous

[@wyattharrah2251]

Drop the “the” it’s cleaner

[@SupernovaSteven]

How do you hear someone out? If they’re here, you bring them out? What is here is out?

[@ethandexter9470]

@@SupernovaStevenbring them? Here? How!?

[@LincDoesStuff]

I cried when Riley said ‘Wassupyurwachinhiyvmiyn’

[@prcelainribz4527]

Make more btd6 videos please

[@LincDoesStuff]

@@prcelainribz4527how in hell did you find this comment? 😂

[@prcelainribz4527]

​@LincDoesStuffI'm a hivemind and btd6 fan what can I say

[@dreamusmenus3759]

they should do an episode where they aren't all dead

[@mia-wn4dp]

9:20 is this tweet a reference to the tiktok where the guy gets to heaven but its chinese and he says "its fine i just didnt think itd be chinese"

[@ProfessorSlimeball]

She tweet on my all-time until I tier list

[@rickyfrierson1367]

She go all-time on my tier list till I tweet

[@sailoragitate900]

she tier on my list until i tweet

[@firstname_lastname2]

She tweet on my tier list till I best

[@abletheproducer]

I love 4 Chan

[@Kimbie]

Speaking of 'Tweets of All Time Tier List' is what I'm hoping the next installment is. Getting real tired of these value judgements made by Riley (specifically)

[@itsgabefoo]

riley’s inflection during his love-of-winter rant sounds like diggy’s love-of-big sean rant! i cannot return to my hometown after the events of April 2nd, 2002.

[@chasetaylor8092]

The G in G spot means Gräfenberg as in the famous gynecologist, Dr Ernst Gräfenberg, the man who discovered the female g spot

[@jmyst0klive997]

what a lucky guy! i hope i find it next

[@noahg23]

ooh babe right there in the Gräfenberg goes hard

[@jnicole510]

You weren't lying

[@prcelainribz4527]

Who discovered the male g spot?

[@chasetaylor8092]

I did

[@A2music]

i tell him graydon i like tweets

[@beezotche]

so he threw my bird out and left me on X

[@busraeygoren2888]

@@beezotchelil gradu

[@mikeconger1271]

34:19 i love the irony of laughing at "Gangsta spot" but not even tying in the fact that's literally what the original tweet is saying 😂😂😂

[@duude9128]

tyler the creator at pulled pork park: its getting slippyyyyyyy

[@Sethlhmstark]

My favourite gay couple

[@Ostrich12]

My least favorite

[@BigOwl51]

@@Ostrich12my least favorite is Shane Dawson and his husband.

[@gabbithealicorn7327]

@@Sethlhmstark Same

[@frouvoxes]

​@@BigOwl51Yeah, I'm also not a huge fan of beastiality

[@frost1995]

You are a vaush viewer

[@zgrb]

Riley doing the Big Sean cadence when talking about winter (the season) was the last square on my 2024 bingo card. Thanks!!!

[@jnicole510]

YEAH I CAUGHT THAT TOO

[@conifer27]

Thought I was going crazy while that one was happening

[@tedesco7219]

Whats the Big Sean cadence?

[@chriscullen8003]

Seeing Riley’s legs is a good indicator that the curse lives

[@mx_frogman]

33:51 g spot is the Gräfenberg spot named after German gynecologist Ernst Gräfenberg (i wanted to know too)

[@ew_68]

NO RILEY AND GRAYDON DONT MISS THE CRITICAL CHINESE TIKTOK LORE

[@ohtofriman3945]

unlimited is my favorite of the 4chans

[@isaacbaker8784]

The quip when Graydon goes oregon and Riley immediately in the middle of the conversation slips in Organ donor in response. Had me laughing my head off.

[@rosmostdedicatedsoldier3187]

why doesnt grant tell them when theyre misunderstanding something like the chinese tweet was a refernece to that tik tok where its like "if heaven was chinese" and youre expecting it to be like a racist dumb tik tok and the guys just like no no its fine really i dont have anything particular to say i just didnt know it was gonna be chinese

[@pixelizedpear]

And them not knowing Druig was from the Eternals, I feel like these are super simple things grant can chime in on

[@yoyoyowazup]

⁠@@pixelizedpearhonestly i think a lot of ppl wouldnt know that 😭 if they never saw the movie nor had any interest in the source material. but yeah he could totally just look these things up

[@BigOwl51]

@@pixelizedpeardruig was funnier when I didn’t know the context. Now that I do, it’s less funny.

[@jnicole510]

I feel like if he knew he would've said something but he didn't know I dont think

[@no1694]

how it feels when a new hivemind video drops: wow a new hivemind video ig ill watch it

[@toma_radboa]

What if it was called vibemind and they were chill

[@jnicole510]

They are chill? Well I guess they can't be because theyre hivemind not vibemind nvm

[@toma_radboa]

@jnicole510 right now theyre not called vibemind which is not chill, but that can can change with the (THREE) simple click(S) of a button...

[@jnicole510]

@toma_radboa youre so right 😎 well actually theyd have to click three buttons because v and then b and then enter

[@toma_radboa]

@jnicole510 oh crap my bad

[@jnicole510]

@toma_radboa nah it's sight dude. we all make mistakes.

[@harrysvu]

next tier list best classic literature of all time please

[@montgomery2168]

noo NOOOOO!!!!!!! If Graydon reads Frankenstein he'll develop a complex and start building beautiful misunderstood men

[@shenigin]

Riley had the “i love you big sean” cadence for the i love winter bit

[@tallish4727]

GOD I LOVE IT WHEN THE BIRDS GO SOUTH 🦅🦆🦢

[@kAroldevoenjoyer]

Tony soprano ahh comment

[@blunderbass851]

Birds on MY "south"

[@finnasnowman5083]

Holy shit asking someone in public if theyve been kidnapped has to be on the next bits bracket possibly the hardest ive ever laughed at a hivemind bit

[@coolguy0140]

i hardly know her

[@mim0b]

you should get to know her

[@Kranberry777]

Can't wait for the next episode: Best Blueskies, Threads, Xeets, and KZbin community posts of all time

[@jnicole510]

Xeets 😭😭

[@Cursedbreadbox]

Tbh I think we should just call them all tweets, especially since xitter doesn’t even call them that anymore

[@I_Like_Ike53]

Don't be ridiculous, they wouldn't do videos like that 🤣🤣🤣

[@joannagaga04]

Like xeets from ximboland?

[@joe450x]

Graydon lookalike contest will be won by that guy that does song quizzes w celebrities on the street

[@imsojulia321]

the resemblance is uncanny

[@ValentineValmadre]

They look so much alike. it's actually so weird.

[@liamwoodfield]

James corden?

[@teddy-fl6hm]

8:27 this joke is made even funnier to me by the fact that new york and detroit are in the same time zone

[@Lithiumbatterysandwhich]

One step closer to having a show!

[@IbokRock811]

Whoa 😅 let’s not get ahead of ourselves lool

[@thundrem]

We getting an all expenses, nothing paid for trip to Pulled Pork Park with this one 🗣️🔥

[@swag9354]

its weird that they were all rileys tweets but i guess they were pretty funny

[@jnicole510]

I rated your comment excellent

[@konitheprophet]

It’s so hard being a hive mind fan because I just can’t choose a favorite. They just keep getting worse ever time !😂😂

[@benfrutchey]

Reminds me of those guys Griley and Raydon from MiveHind!

[@SamGlaze]

Riley seems to feel the same way about winter than Dignan does about Big Sean

[@jnicole510]

Yeah

[@jnicole510]

I LOVE YOUR... CORNROWS, AND THAT YOURE... MUCH MUCH SHORTER THAN ME!

[@qnapster]

29:30 funniest part about this interaction is that Tyler still hasn't shown us his project

[@HappyNBoy]

0:17 - I love that the only people who ever use the "X the Everything App" slogan, do so as a joke.

[@leomcintosh6043]

bruh i bought the gabapentin shirt and that shi hardddd, copes be making high quality t's too

[@ErieRosewood]

I bought the duck hat and yeah, copes quality is gas

[@traceevans827]

53:42 Riley low key giving Graydon the eyes, they should kiss maybe

[@thegamersinc14]

Anyone else notice Graydon has pointy little goblin ears? Is this why he's so mischievous and diabolical?

[@emily23122h]

1:02:56 my freshman year roommate in college was a taiwanese exchange student and she was extremely confused why i was putting pumpkins out for decoration

[@sweggemen42069]

Thanks for this upload yall. One of my core memories is watching last years version of this while I was moving from Georgia to Texas. Cheers

[@xjdirosuayj]

yeah... this smells good...

[@jnicole510]

ew??

[@I_Like_Ike53]

​@jnicole510 yum

[@montgomery2168]

yes... this smells email...

[@ScratchCardWinner123]

*me and 18 year old black male shooting hoops in heaven*

[@codemanthe2nd343]

Riley nailed that water bottle flip

[@SplittTwig]

If I see a single bird this Christmas…

[@howdypardner6278]

bad news for your true love they were planning on sending you 184 :(

[@nuke9915]

in this episode, graydon talks about his desire for a vasectomy, talks about his theories on home alone, and talks about forced feminization. good episode !

[@codemanthe2nd343]

28:37 Smiling Friends Pim "I love kids!" vibes

[@rorywalsh4865]

So cool to see how infectious Graydon's ADHD is! Seeing Riley become cool for a minute at 30:00 was super unique and creative!

[@Noladd13]

5:10 is like “ruthkanda forever”

[@cincqued]

Wish someone submitted “niggas dying that ain’t ever died before”

[@lexieluv4145]

G-spot stands for gräfenberg spot & its tissue inside the gazoon

[@Lyra173]

They did not name it the gazoon there's no way 💀💀💀

[@Lyra173]

My bad I wasn't there in the video yet

[@elive1367]

Riley had me in PURE HYSTERICS this epi.

[@TestarossaF110]

he might not be celibate, but he sure knows how to sell a bit.

[@jnicole510]

30:37 this is rileys version of 'I LOVE BIG SEAN'

[@jason-hb9gp]

was thinking this

[@forthefrogs]

Riley declaring his love for Winter in the exact same cadence as I Love you Big Sean was incredible. Love this funky lil white man

[@Amandlishy]

واحد يسولف والثاني يشرح😂

[@gabbithealicorn7327]

How did you guys know I spent this morning binging the previous Best Tweets tierlists

[@jnicole510]

SAME

[@NLSNcs]

Dignan has been planted in your house you have 45 seconds to capture the decloration of independence or a wazoozle will throw you into a pterodactyl mouth

[@breathuralic768]

this is the most unsure episode of hivemind ive ever witnessed

[@booon-booon]

28:23 is like the same delivery as I LOVE BIG SEAN and I love that

[@leapfrogkate]

this is y’all’s best vid in days

[@treybolen7097]

30:10 hes so cool my white tiger

[@Camothor10]

I can tell this is fire just from the intro, Quadstinker is about to message you

[@bart0nius]

something’s inside that grayden boy. he is worn perhaps by a large bug or a computer man. but something is inside him

[@bl34chp0pp.44]

i'm inside him.

[@Nepeta-Leijon]

like freddy fazbear

[@vaughn2751]

I make pulled pork for work lol I use my hands and I shred it and it takes very long

[@djk1563]

Thanks for making it halal

[@Tofu_tim]

1:13:30. I got my vasectomy in 2020 and I can confirm it does come out clear! Still burns though :/

[@chrisherzog1367]

the “good fuck” conversation was hilarious

[@candoweigh]

Riley's winter bit gave big "I love Big Sean" energy

[@daisy2103]

the one with the new york sweathsirt kind of reminds me of andy from parks and rec. gr8 vid 👍

[@e17theconsumer]

one step closer to having druig on the show

[@fynzyme]

saying let it be was written by john lennon is like saying

[@macdde3865]

Yo facts

[@youngdreflaco]

i love how graydn trying to tell riley his joke is getting stale be transitioning into a new better joke

[@youknowjaye]

shoutout to jane remover

[@SplittTwig]

🙌🙌🙌

[@NickY-ez9qe]

the “hey chief” bit needs to be in a bits bracket

[@Goatboii]

2 years later and im still thinking about the ruthkanda tweet

[@FishSticker]

15:00 anja is my online friend and i assure you she is overjoyed with this shoutout

[@deadendalex]

you guys should do a hivemind comment section (downstairs) tier list where you rank the best hivemind comments from the hivemind comment section (can this one win the tier list please) (i need this one to win so dignan doesn't repeat what he did to my family back in 1988)

[@SpicyMayo02]

This is giving me recorded at 7am on a weekday vibe

[@butterytomatoes747]

I'm sad they didn't know the chinese reference

[@grey465]

Ngl I dead ass thought you were talking about me when you said Graydon’s project 😭☠️

[@GreenOropendola]

“Boys should have kids, hot topic” was the hardest I’ve laughed in a while 1:21:05

[@exploding_cat3336]

4chan hivemind got all pork pulled out?

[@caseyzych]

the parallels in cadence between riley's loving winter rant and the famous big sean i love you rant lmao

[@emilydehne6180]

28:07 if this isnt in the next bits bracket i think ill loose it 😂😂😂

[@winter1657]

This is Riley’s “I love big sean!”

[@user-yl1xz7ek7h]

8:34 is referencing the “when you go to heaven and it’s chinese” video btw!