Worst Bars of All Time Bracket (with Brad Taste in Music)

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[@MrMusicalsftw]

Recording this just before drake decided to say "im too famous to be a pedophile" is such a missed opportunity.

[@saltron8702]

Well this was recorded before the nfl draft so it was at least two weeks ago. The next must have it on the list.

[@gwenyurick9663]

they can do a whole episode with just lines from The Heart Part 6..... so that'll be fun

[@megan-mr9vk]

nah drake waited for hivemind to record this before dropping. i think dignan might be a mole.

[@dominicknoll7398]

It’s only big D and there’s video proof

[@captainnappyhair]

Knowing Hivemind they’d probably find a way to justify it just cause it’s Drake lmao

[@thecorniestlemur7969]

You GOTTA include Eminem's "bitch, i can make an orange rhyme with banana, bornana" for the next one

[@kikiw3959]

I will cry if this one's not in the next bracket

[@RealSKIMAX]

Also some bars from Mack Maines’s verse on “Every Girl”

[@ericlee662]

Doesn’t he follow this with “in the crib playin fortnite with your grandma”

[@Shadowgaming105]

nah I think that's against the spirit, he was saying bad bars on purpose

[@eliasmsv3156]

Or the “you got buns, I got Asperger’s/assburgers” is also terrible

[@stallalalla]

I cannot believe they left the “I did” adlib off “I just fucked a cup of water” that’s like the fucking punchline man

[@skye1283]

they also took “i feel like the goat” off the fivio bar for some reason

[@McNippyG]

Brad explained it but leaving off the Rick Ross rape bar was wild

[@samhescott348]

Reading it out loud in a storybook narration is even funnier

[@Interruptor7]

I love how the genius annotation for this line is "not gonna lie, I have no fucking idea what he meant by this"

[@SamueI12]

@@Interruptor7its very obvious what it means

[@donfigalo7659]

the Worst bar of all time is actually The Grape in Grafton, west Vriginia. i asked if they had any new england style Ipas and the bartender hit my knuckles with a hammer

[@mopthefloorrr]

isnt that where the mothman is or something

[@starrr365]

This is 100% something graydon would say

[@Ballin4Vengeance]

Yeah you deserved it

[@LeanBeefJPEG]

Vriginia

[@scizorking938]

This is how we should treat IPA fans

[@unklekirk]

No no, the b in bussy does not stand for back... it stands for boy

[@baronvonbeandip]

Omitting words doesn't make this more comprehensible. Also, backdoor is a synonym for bussy.

[@yeanah2571]

​@@baronvonbeandipI guess, but he's right, it specifically relates to boys.

[@andyblanton6570]

All I'm saying is that after you've been together for a couple decades, it might be time to find some new partners.

[@bakersdozent]

“You heard of Kris Kristofferson? (Yeah) Well I’m Piss Pissedofferson (Oh)” - Eminem on Tone Deaf

[@gamakujira64e23]

You could use any line on tone deaf tbf

[@sleep6837]

BOOOOOORRRRRNANA extra points because he rhymes whatever the fuck bornana is with "At the crib playing fortnite with your grandma"

[@MuhammadSalman7236]

​@@sleep6837Because it's funny and not "bornana".

[@gretablackwell495]

“Drake acts like a lesbian” as a lesbian I can safely say we do NOT claim him

[@no.1youtubeshortsenjoyer]

on god 😔🙏

[@sadbread2446]

i dont think anyone does

[@cro.7081]

as a lesbian as well i would like to refer drake to the bisexuals perhaps?

[@kendeadrick]

@@cro.7081we do NOT want his ass

[@edenoliver2005]

@@cro.7081as a bisexual i will gladly pass him over to the gay men

[@theRealChrizmond]

She hive on my mind till I have a brad taste in music

[@MagicMonkey96]

This joke left a Brad taste in my music

[@holgerlarsson7531]

She riley on my dignan till I brad

[@Beefman.0]

This is basically Brad experiencing radiation poisoning for an hour and a half

[@Brickfall]

The character arc in this episode of Dignan harassing Brad into the two of them voting together against Riley was truly something magical.

[@Zjr04]

Brad is the reason they have chairs facing the bed in hotel rooms

[@snipergangdrob5940]

the flipflopping of morals to be politically correct makes the video unwatchable, like fuck a pregnant girl baby suck the dick is fine but like "she was a man" sounds like it enraged him more than he has ever been in his life its just crazy

[@marvelousball]

That's called a cuck chair

[@fivealive250]

Fr😂

[@jacobkonicki4530]

i love hive mind so much but i genuinely can’t stand brad

[@Ih8simon]

@@jacobkonicki4530nah he’s so awkward and doesn’t work with the vibe of the show

[@RealSKIMAX]

I’m shocked Kid Rock’s line from cool daddy cool, “some say that’s statutory, I say it’s mandatory” isn’t on here.

[@BuddyHollyMallCop]

Not defending the line, it's objectively fucked and gross, but to be fair, that's not him saying it, he's playing a character in a movie

[@BuddyHollyMallCop]

Whoever wrote and approved the line needs looked into though

[@NowImGonnaStarve]

Shoulda done this collab with Brad post mental breakdown

[@LellowYorry]

Dignan confident that sharks don’t give birth live even though they’re famously the only fish that do ❤

[@Hipno702]

Why you add the heart there big fella? 😳

[@Julia-tk2em]

@@Hipno702horny for shark birth

[@Gumper30]

Others also give live birth, and plenty of sharks do lay eggs. Fish are weird.

[@rotary1742]

He says untrue shit so confidently I’m just starting to believe him

[@Hipno702]

@@rotary1742 you gotta give him a little grace He doesn’t poop like us after all

[@Crxssbxw]

the irony of this guy talking about misogyny whilst talking about american rap is crazy

[@khagarat]

disclaimer: this video was made before the infamous "D major" line.

[@godnmaste]

dont get it

[@brentmccall6327]

“Your whip is a toilet you’re looking like poop in it” - Nav

[@pablo_supernova]

i think this bracket demonstrates the need to distinguish between funny bad and shit like she ain’t even know it where it’s not even fun to talk about

[@johnbazy]

31:54 This track is from 2019 by the way, only three years later in 2022 Uzi came out as non-binary and following that they've praised gay and trans artists in interviews. Sure the line is really transphobic but looking at it now with how much they've progressed since then is kind of heartwarming.

[@xamp_exclammark]

The fact they ignored that feels odd to me,im not gonna say this is an uzi hitpiece but why is the pink tape cover next to a 2019 song that wasnt even on the album

[@johnbazy]

I think the reason for the pink tape cover is when you make a Genius lyric card like that it just pulls up a random photo. It's really lazy and embarrassing of whoever added this lyric in the bracket to make that mistake, like at no point did anyone in the video think maybe we should verify when Uzi wrote this lyric? Just how long they keep scoffing at it makes me cringe so hard.

[@ainz2579]

how is it trans phobic? he's just saying "ah hell naw"

[@omvp50]

“This Epstein angle was the shit I expected”

[@mosesshtar6197]

In this case, sharks can and often do give birth to live young - depends on the species. There is a misconception that live birth is what characterises mammals. Not true!!! It's the presence of "Mammalian Glands" which for humans are the breasts. Great example is the Platypus which lays eggs but is in fact a mammal and of course on the flip-side, sharks who can give birth to live young. I know HIVEMIND aren't going to read this comment but I thought it would be good to clear it up cos why not.

[@hilmethan]

was thinking about that too

[@yahtz_5707]

The post malone bar is probably a reference to when he got flashed at his show, but the girl lifted her shirt and kind of covered her face with it

[@AlxndrHQ]

Now we have to add bars from J Cole’s “Grippy”

[@herb9580]

I demand you take this down and give a public apology for not knowing what bussy means

[@airiezzzz]

next bracket absolutely needs the "i got drive like a car" line from that adam calhoun + tom macdonald album

[@courtneyevie]

rewatching this bracket is so much of an experience because you can pinpoint the exact sentence where brad singlehandedly decided the winner of the whole thing in the first round.

[@winzone8691]

Take a shot every time Brad starts grandstanding (IMPOSSIBLE)

[@mightykingbean]

you'd die from liver poisoning

[@taracush296]

I’m genuinely so disappointed in Dignan this episode. Not because of all of the crimes he committed, but because he forgot that some fish give birth to live young

[@ibhutta04]

brad is so annoying man

[@andyblanton6570]

You know I'm dropping fire You can sing my songs in the choir They call me Quagmire No they don't, but at least it rhymes

[@dbeasley122]

This dude is a professional at being offended

[@J.Gabi999]

Brad Is Looking a Little Different in the Thumbnail

[@ARCANICA19]

can brad shut up

[@rehnaanliker5931]

Watch a different video dog

[@RatedManatee]

I normally f with Denzel, but him thinking this bar was so hard he put it in his Bulls on Parade cover....ugh....

[@livpace9614]

With all love and respect Brad was so annoying in this one. I feel like he made it less fun.

[@livpace9614]

And I literally agree w Brad on all his points but it’s like….yeah we know which bars are problematic. Graydon and Riley know. We all know. Just make a joke and move on.

[@roseyoung822]

no same I feel kind of weird abt it because like a solid 60% of the people expressing this in the comments are clearly chuds and I’m not coming at it from that angle at all but as a trans woman i was kinda put off by his reaction to the Uzi bar for instance 😭 it’s just tonally so strange for this kind of video

[@AlmightyWeick]

yeah brad sucks ngl

[@pattywitdacake]

Brad pretending to be mad over a bar is making me mad

[@phonkwizard7667]

he picks and chooses the social issues he has a problem with, serious victim complex

[@mr.robertdobalina9199]

Fr, it’s weird

[@strangerinastrangeland3613]

Pretending? Lol, what

[@ThomAvella]

fun fact you literally have no idea if he's pretending or not

[@yt.byliam]

@@phonkwizard7667 you literally just have a bias towards brad because all you do is comment about him. just because he’s open about his feelings and opinions doesn’t mean he has a victim complex, maybe it means you’re just an asshole. he’s cultivated an audience that actually cares for people. calling shit out is better than not calling out shit that can actually be harmful.

[@heliotropeskies5918]

if u ever do a part 2 u have got to include "im more crazy than a short lady tryna give birth to 84 babies" from death to mumble rap

[@ergoth154]

Worst Bars of All Time Bracket? Hell yeah! with Brad?... fine I guess

[@carsonboyle5408]

Please never have Brad on another episode

[@Psychedlia98]

lol, chill

[@applejuice_foo423]

He’s annoying

[@Psychedlia98]

@@applejuice_foo423 Given his current predicament it just seems ill time to say such a thing.

[@mightykingbean]

@@Psychedlia98 what predicament

[@Prod_Kole]

brad killed the vibe

[@jaydennfs]

“this is so misogynistic”🤓 he can’t take a joke at all

[@MuhammadSalman7236]

Brad went from a good reaction channel to a fantano clone who acts edgy on twitch but he somehow does it even worse than fantano.

[@ryli06]

genuinely shocked she put the thong on my groin groin and then it go boing line did not make it that one is something else

[@ezvie]

hi

[@oneupglitch2582]

That's in the same song as the Quagmire bar lmao

[@gtoast2053]

hi riley whats up

[@itzabunnylul]

hey ryli

[@1Joselyn]

hi ryli

[@Benjo787]

The worst bar i've heard is definitely "If i was f*cking young girls i promise i'd have been arrested, i'm way too famous for this sh*t you just suggested"

[@kubahavelka9556]

The part where he misunderstood Mother I Sober is worse imo

[@Flamerunner451]

@@kubahavelka9556yeah sayin “oh you care about victims of pedophilia because you were molested yourself lol loser” would be an absolutely insane angle to take, even if that’s what Kendrick said actually happened in the song

[@finnmacmanus5723]

Genuinely

[@rwt2320]

​@@Flamerunner451 No, the angle would be "you got molested so now you see pedophilia everywhere even where there is none". Very personal but could've maybe worked, but yeah he misunderstood the song.

[@kriaz9916]

@@kubahavelka9556 but as far as a specific bar this one takes the cake

[@manzington]

3 white guys walk into a bar

[@GooberPipebomb]

Oomph!

[@user-Wikipedia]

He a 69 God

[@anaischampignon4455]

you're crazy for this one

[@adg9042]

Ouch!

[@mir4cle372]

why would AJR be at a bar

[@andrewbrumley512]

“I exchange v cards with the re**rds” is my favorite bad bar of all time

[@shroomian2739]

Song?

[@andrewbrumley512]

@@shroomian2739 Every Girl - Young Money

[@vakapont]

@@shroomian2739 Mack Maine's verse from Every Girl

[@nikosofidemporas]

Literally how is this not here?

[@DiscGolfLeagueMVP]

It's genuinely the most depraved lyrical sequence I've ever heard. The Miley Cyrus line kinda lulls you into not fully grasping how wild the midget and v card lines are.

[@madeofmandrake1748]

Are we 100% on Bussy meaning backdoor and not boy *ussy? I've only ever heard it referred to guys, idk about you all

[@dan200smx7]

I had to go to Urban dictionary to check lol, thought I was going crazy

[@Ivanfesco]

Real

[@aphexdjinn]

Also right after he ends that with just the Word ”badussy” should have been included its so ridiculous

[@codaproto]

i thought that too, they completely missed the joke of the bar

[@skyrothman8651]

Also, if we're assuming that it DOES mean what they think it means, the fact that Riley elected to go with "back pussy" instead of "butt pussy" is absurd

[@lukejacobson5310]

“Get my one year old son some head” is the craziest fucking bar I have ever heard. No hidden meaning or anything, it’s so insane

[@thecreatoroflaziness]

Oh it's about the wrestling gimmick.

[@NithinJune]

literal rape

[@johnnycochicken]

@@thecreatoroflaziness could you explain for us? I’m so baffled by that line

[@thecreatoroflaziness]

​@@johnnycochicken well, there was a wrestler that had a puppet head with him for a gimmick and said " what does everyone want ?"( The crowd yelled head) There also was a time where he lost a match due to someone bringing a head and shoulders bottle.

[@sixfeetbelowhell]

@@thecreatoroflaziness Al Snow?

[@Ithinkyouthinktoomuchofme]

To this day Kodak saying “I’m the shit I’m farting I don’t know how to potty” in Drowning has gotta be the best worst bar ever

[@joesizzle10]

that bar puts a smile on your face. The real worst bar is something that just makes you shake your head

[@BigBoi-wp7ji]

Literally a good song but Kodak has a way of ruining stuff lol

[@erikdaniels0n]

The “I dive in her cervix” line is even funnier when you know that he immidiately follows that by saying “chickens, no Churches”. Like he goes from talking about soldiers who died to having sex with a woman to.. chicken. I love 2Chainz, man 😂

[@EsotericThoughts93]

Yeah fr 2 chainz a goat😂

[@GBmilker]

he's talking about drugs but yeah still hilarious

[@admin-yo1ee]

It's even more out there that he then goes to back to solemn bars (because the song is kinda meant to be remembering his friend who died) with a bar about how you've never seen a man crying until you see someone get a closed casket funeral.

[@bnnyhop]

not them not knowing what bussy means 😭

[@ianumathews5922]

the random shit they get wrong sometimes one of the highlights of the show 💀💀💀

[@theonenamedv]

I mean, they're not *wrong* but.... there's a little more to it than that 🤣

[@n8nja835]

I mean it's half right

[@pynkmouth]

tbf I've seen it used both for buttpussy and boypussy

[@colelarsen-cj-8952]

close enough😂

[@nutella1757]

As a queer person "how can I be homophobic? My b*tch is gay." Is hilarious and I absolutely love it Alternatively I can't stand the drake lesbian line. It's just so incredibly corny it's unbearable. The first one feels tongue and cheek. The second feels like drake thought he was actually dropping heat.

[@Viking_Raven]

Agreed. Straight up "Pick me" behavior.

[@coming_up_roses]

just as lines i feel like the central cee one is actually problematic while the drake line is actually fire (though if you take into consideration the people who said them the drake one is weird)

[@IvyroseGullwhacker]

Same

[@leyblade]

LMAO same! i found it hilarious that they dropped this insane deep view on central cee and then didn't continue that discussion with the drake line, no comparison at all. drake quite literally does the whole taking a girl's sexuality and making it about him LOL

[@PetSymmetry]

Brad really gotta stfu sometimes acting like this bar and Uzi’s are just the worst things ever. Holy shit.

[@akex519]

the shittin poopin bar is even funnier when you know that fivio immediately follows it with “I FEEL LIKE THE GOAT”

[@erikdaniels0n]

He’s the GOAT of shitting and pooping!

[@loverboyclement6767]

He also has another line where he says “if I say it twice just know that I meant it” which is hilarious

[@akex519]

@@loverboyclement6767 wait lmao that’s hilarious

[@elliottloven]

Not to mention he also said it twice in the song just to double down😂

[@FORTBLOX56]

He also has a line on a song (I forget the name) where he says, “This sounds like church” and then immediately says, “I’m fighting my demons while fucking this demon” Do I even need to say anything?

[@liamab-v7c]

I wasn’t prepared for how short Brad’s shorts were

[@sivertkaland]

Booty shorts😳

[@mrstanaka2211]

they said they’d be short but i didn’t think they’d be THAT short

[@blunderbass851]

🥵

[@chagrin6919]

got me bricked up on a Thursday afternoon

[@auliamate]

@@chagrin6919 same i fear

[@isaacc.mp4]

“See my lil daughter bad as hell and she ain’t even five” lil durk on 248

[@2Psensei]

he's saying she's a trouble maker you weird af for misinterpreting that

[@isaacc.mp4]

@@2Psensei you weird af for not thinking that an easily misinterpreted bar like that is funny

[@Toastybees]

@@2Psensei Stop gaslighting, you know exactly how the phrase "bad as hell" is used in hip hop culture and it's not used to describe misbehaving children.

[@voidedspace8749]

⁠​⁠@@Toastybees and that exact same thing could be said about the black community in general. “Bad as hell” in reference to kids is more often because they misbehave rather than them looking good like “bad as hell” is in reference to adults. It also makes more sense in the context of the song and the fact that he is a new father. Stop being weird.

[@XpThruMac]

@@voidedspace8749reach

[@Clara-Martin]

commenting before the video is live predictions: - brad will constantly look like he is in a fight with himself - riley will try to justify the most outlandish bar just because graydon and brad (or dignan) had a visceral reaction to it - graydon or dignan will defend a bar because riley had a visceral reaction to it - riley will confess to what he did to my family in 2006 - the worst bar in the bracket won’t move out of the 2nd round - the winner is a mgk bar can’t wait to watch the funny bits, bring my family to justice, and listen to brad talk some sense into hivemind!

[@pennnyy]

is graydon dignan?😳

[@damamoot2291]

​@@pennnyyno

[@ianumathews5922]

@@pennnyysometimes it’s hard to tell because of the ancient cursed mist they cast over themselves

[@pennnyy]

omg close one

[@Clara-Martin]

so i just watched and there isn’t a single mgk bar wtf

[@anauxiliatrix3484]

Dear Dignan, I’m sorry that that man is your cohost

[@jacoblockwood4034]

I look at him and wish Tony Hawk woulda worn a condom

[@tw4l532]

Meet the Zazoombazaffodill's

[@z-r085]

🎹🎹🎹

[@OK25000]

Dear Quad, im sorry that your hivemind parents left you for Brad

[@exzyyd392]

I'm sorry that that man is your cohost, let me be honest It takes a man to be a man, your friend is not responsive I look at him and wish that Grant woulda hired another I'm sorry that you gotta show up and then sit beside him

[@hi_skitch]

genuinely can't believe there isn't the ludacris "i fill her up... BALLOONS!!!" line on here

[@luazul_]

LMAAOO I FORGOT ABT THAT ONE

[@base4yrface]

Or "Let me give you some swimming lessons on the PENIS"

[@Boomaroo96]

Or "Doh! I ain't talkin bout homer, my chick so bad the whole crew wanna bone her." from the same song lol

[@LlamaLlama213]

how did kid rock’s statutory line not get added 😭

[@RPGManoWar]

@@LlamaLlama213 That's not a rap bar, that's just a bad rock lyric

[@DingusSauce]

Brad looking a little different on the thumbnail, the rap beef must have really gotten to him 😢

[@DingusSauce]

you can see the pain in his eyes 💔

[@bencecsajbok1950]

bruh what???? thats clearly eminem

[@alexnauru7692]

@@bencecsajbok1950 No, that’s clearly Anthony Fantano. Weird choice to put him on the thumbnail tho

[@coSocks]

@@alexnauru7692 an alternate universe where fantano has hair

[@willrbx]

@@alexnauru7692his hair piece looks great!

[@SoldAsIs]

The Kid Rock line “I like em young, see? You say it’s statutory, I say it’s mandatory” should def be in the next one. It was in the song he did for osmosis jones, btw.

[@amgoose5359]

it's worse than that, if i remember right, he goes (all caps for kid rock's semi-coherent screaming) "YOUNG LADIES, YOUNG LADIES, I LIKE EM UNDERAGE SEE"

[@gatorz8610]

@@amgoose5359it’s “under eighteen” i think😭

[@kaibaiarrio1299]

@@gatorz8610 Same difference tbf 🤮🤮🤮

[@CarrierRants]

IT WAS IN OSMOSIS JONES???😭

[@delusion5867]

@@CarrierRants I'm actually speechless, of all things that line could be in, Osmosis Jones was last on the list 💀💀

[@tksf]

"i like purple" might be my new favorite hivemind bit

[@d3rduck]

they dont even get that purple refers to weed lol

[@MacsMusic]

@@d3rducki mean i dont think purple is a common weed codename

[@d3rduck]

@@MacsMusic whats the metric for "common" here? there are thousands code names for that sticky reefer skunk gas dope and i dont even smoke lol

[@squid2039]

I honestly don't think anything with beat "I need some top" it's like the closest a hivemind joke has gotten to my humor

[@BreakthroughGD]

@@d3rduck it's way funnier that way

[@kone4779]

Genuinely surprised that rick ross talking about ra*ing an unconscious woman didn’t at least make it to semis

[@LoreCatan]

I feel you, but objectively speaking the "Mabu, I like purple" verse is a way worse bar, just structurally speaking. Subject matter is worse, but bar wise it was better. Same reason why "T.H.O.T" won out over "She was a man", structurally it's just worse.

[@ethan2286]

Brad was picking and choosing which issue he wanted to bitch about and Riley followed suit like he always does bc he wants brads validation

[@LoreCatan]

@@ethan2286 What a shit take to have on here, it's like you don't know who these people are. Anger and disgust was completely justified for every bar, are you saying it wasn't?

[@kone4779]

@@ethan2286 ur a crazy psychopath person, seek help.

[@firegodmc1080]

the pregnant pussy one got first rounded, that should easily have won the whole gambit.

[@rainbowskin3379]

I can understand one of you not knowing what Bussy means, but all 3 of you is insane. Especially Brad.

[@itsseadee]

Can’t believe “Bornana” isn’t even an honourable mention😭🤦‍♂️

[@20Quarters]

Okay but that’s so funny

[@pigghey5592]

Eating pork rinds sword fighting in pajamas. At the crib playing fortnite with your grandma.

[@evooke7070]

because it's implied that he's literally not trying to be serious.

[@viraemiaghosts]

@@evooke7070 "it's implied"

[@MuhammadSalman7236]

Because it's funny and not "bornana".

[@majinlilkek4367]

Can't believe you left out the most important part of the Shittin poopin bar Before that one he says "Ice cream, scoopin" which in turn makes the "Shittin poopin" a lactose intolerance bar.

[@artaaangels]

Maybe that bar is goated

[@anonymous71207]

shit that's just relatable, goated bar

[@BenjaminRatthe]

Then he says "I feel like the GOAT", and goat milk contains lactose

[@tri-angel]

When i think of bad bars i think of Lil Wayne's line on Megaman " i'm a diamond in the rough like a baby in the trash"

[@mattb121395]

That song is gasoline

[@vale0750]

It’s not a bad bar

[@tri-angel]

@@vale0750 you know it's grown on me, it's provocative

[@123brendan12]

NOT WHAT BUSSY MEANS

[@EsotericThoughts93]

Right😂

[@lanceelliott2504]

It can be! But not a woman's asshole

[@loverboyclement6767]

I think it sorta maybe can but ya definitely not the main meaning

[@ChickenKinglolz]

I mean, he's like 50% right though

[@MacsMusic]

@@ChickenKinglolzright hole wrong sentiment

[@AllieSweetie]

they didnt even go into the lines after the mabu bar because it fucking continues with the explanation it legit goes "She like 'Mabu I like purple' So I blew her back out and left her on read Get it? cuz red and blue equal purple So I blew her back out and left her on read Don't let that shit go over your head." it legit boils my blood in a way that i cannot describe its like listening to any AJR or Imagine Dragons song

[@thatmaninthevan3858]

Actually multiplies respect by zero. He cannot redeem himself from that ever in my mind no matter what diseases he cures

[@henrybusse7513]

It makes me very happy that lil mabu gets disrespect, i very much hate him

[@TWJCole]

That makes the bar even worse bruh

[@warrior1563]

@@TWJCole he compared it to listening to AJR which implies that the extra lines make the bar so much worse.

[@Fudobi]

Is like the equivalent of the velma show writing but on rapping

[@bc5852]

if “high school pics you was even bad then” doesn’t win im rioting

[@Sailor_Z]

Maybe I'm stupid, but the obvious reading of the Post Malone "boobies" line is that there's a girl in the crowd who flashed him, right?

[@Sailor_Z]

Like her t-shirt was covering her face

[@flannelgay420]

That's what I thought too, like I immediately thought of that iconic photo of him staring with his mouth agape at a girl flashing him from the crowd

[@athath2010]

or someone sent nudes

[@rosemulet]

I respect your choice, but personally the worst bars are the ones that I was locked behind for *the incident* you know the one… can’t say too much for legal reasons, but trust me when I tell you that I’m innocent!

[@wowzercowzeram406]

You mean the tpab review?

[@MistakennJ]

been there too buddy

[@cartierr6717]

I believe you!!

[@tyler6663]

This is gonna be Drake the next time he DMs Fantano

[@jimmerthesimmer]

ok diggy burner

[@noah509]

The drake lesbians line is so bad to be me because it sounds like its in the context of trying to get with a girl and her saying she's not interested, she's a lesbian. I've absolutely seen guys be like "yeah i am too" in response to that, so its just kinda sleazy. But fuck that potato bar, its still worse

[@SaltSpirits]

yeah that bar is just so icky, im honestly a bit surprised kendrick hasn’t used it against him yet

[@dmidkif]

That could be on a “worst drunken pickup lines at the bar” bracket, and get Drake decided to make it a chorus

[@hannahpropes8597]

its my least favorite bar its so gross, men loveeee to get weirder and pushier when they hear the word lesbian

[@Somefox5]

Yea I heard that line and I could picture it being said immediately

[@mammoneymelon]

i've SEEN dudes harass lesbians using that line. i love hivemind but i'm begging straight people to stop justifying homophobia with "it's funny"

[@java6177]

bro i love brad usually but the stuff he chooses to get upset about in this video makes no sense at all, like he laughs off multiple straight up rape bars but “poletician” is misogynistic???? and yes the uzi bar was def transphobic and weird but the way he suddenly shifted was so weird like THATS the thing that you get super upset about?

[@user-vo5ux4fi6f]

Transphobic to prefer cis women? Thats kinda crazy

[@paulbond1703]

yeah it came off really virtue signally, the arbitrary lines he chose to draw

[@bappp0]

thats kinda the one thing i dont like abt brad. its rlly weird what he does and doesnt get offended by, and it seems like its always for other people and not cus of his own experiences (which isnt inherently a bad thing, its just the way he comes off)

[@roubeng6476]

Thank you I didn't wanna just hate and nag by myself but he's actually insufferable

[@N8orious]

@@roubeng6476yeah he sadly ruined this video for me. Idk if I even wanna finish it

[@R33dyy]

Riley breaking down saying “what is our show about” kills me

[@ericlee662]

“Ice cream, scoopin, shittin, poopin (shittin, uh, poopin), I feel like the GOAT” is my favorite in context of the song

[@no1opposumfan]

Disappointed that the 'who can relate' bar wasn't the original from 1800, because, 'who can relate! (Woo!)' makes me laugh every time I hear it. The bar isn't that bad, but the delivery and the 'Woo!' absolutely kills me

[@cthulhucult3230]

That whole song is kinda tone deaf but the only part bad enough to remember is the "woo!"

[@starscreamthegiant]

Yeah, why does he sound so excited about being suicidal?

[@whatastandupguy3050]

Honestly always hated that song. It came out when I was in highschool and at my most depressed, it felt like I was being mocked

[@tinavanwey1308]

That song is so off with the vibes, like having a woo when the song is about the hotline is so tone deaf, to quote Todd In The Shadows when he talked about this song: “All my fellas with suicidal depression say heeeyyyyyy! And all my ladies with self endangering mood disorders go hoooooo! When I say self! You say harm!”

[@EpsteinNoSeppuku]

@@starscreamthegiant The song is about helping people who are suicidal, not being suicidal. The song name is the sui hotline

[@NuvaltesArchive]

imagine if dignan and graydon were both in the same episode

[@the_sad_wallet1553]

No one would watch that 🙄

[@NewtBeGaming]

nah bro their personalities clash too much. that would be a horrible video and you should be ashamed for suggesting it😒

[@masendee1066]

@@NewtBeGamingthey’re too alike especially after Graydon started taking Gabapentin.

[@Poggleloid]

grignan vs draydon, who ya got?

[@NuvaltesArchive]

@@NewtBeGaming I'm sorry for my actions I should have never suggested such a hanus act

[@flyingbodysymphony]

Congrats, guys. You finally made Mr Taste In Music *so* uncomfortable that he revealed his bare thighs to the world

[@briannab.2330]

He finally stood up

[@dimastha2929]

I took like thirty screenshots

[@sunnysidedown404]

Can't believe the bar that they chose from T.H.E. was not the "woke up in the morning, hard like morning wood in the morning" bar like

[@lophus02]

"My mom came over today and I was like, "Mother, I-, mother, I-, mother-" Ah, wait a second, that's that one record where you say you got molested" is a great awful bar!

[@chuckmcluckin6082]

It's especially bad because 1. That's not even what the song says. The song is about how Kendrick WASN'T molested but none of his family believed him. 2. How does Drake think this defeats his own allegations? Like "LMAO Kendrick dwells on pedophilia because he was touched as a kid, that's the reason he's calling me a pedophile. Get owned, small-footed mf."

[@LoreCatan]

There's so many layers of bad with that one, he misunderstands "Mother I Sober", he makes fun of someone being allegedly molested, he tries to spin the pedo allegations into Kendrick's personal vendetta or smth, it's all so shit.

[@AFellowCyberman]

​@@LoreCatan And it's not even a bar, it's just Drake talking.

[@shadowklownjr991]

@@LoreCatan "you only said im a pedo cause ur a victim" angle is mental even if that WAS what the song was about

[@richardb81]

Dignan once rapped in one of his Graydon XXL-Nominated freestyles "I'm sorry little kids, but imma kill a clown today. I could say bullets are gonna spray"

[@dolphone6748]

WAHAAHAHAH

[@michael-tu7ec]

“i’m from brooklyn, that’s alright”

[@t0ad_]

that’s alright

[@mulch4697]

That acc needs to be in the next one

[@Camothor10]

That's alright

[@pepsimilkhotel]

Brad in a Purple Rain t-shirt "Mabu, I like purple" wins

[@glockenspielmacabre9373]

That Drake B Sharp bar should be up here for sure

[@sammyboy447]

I can't believe he thought he was being smart with that bar

[@sammyboy447]

​@omvp50 B Sharp can actually be a real note in specific keys, if you look at sheet music in C Sharp Minor you can definitely find B Sharp

[@zhaloh8730]

@@sammyboy447someone tweeted that line before pt6 came out it had over 100k likes so drake most likely stole it

[@chungbunger7331]

it took me a while to realise just how bad that bar is, basically 'You said i was a pedophile but you gotta B SHARP' failing to understand that b sharp isnt even a real note in 99% of music, that would be the funniest joke id ever heard if it wasnt real

[@JustinBA007]

​@@sammyboy447While technically B sharp exists in some keys, it's still a huge fuckin reach. Also, do you really think Drake knows enough music theory to know that's true? Not to mention the second half of the bar: "you thought you left D flat, D major" with the worst vocal performance I've ever heard.

[@LukeTheSchoolBoy]

The entirety of The Heart Part 6.

[@sammorton8125]

Can’t wait for Graydon to back drake

[@clampagne]

... is better than all of these boring ass corny kendrick disses

[@MrHam-sk3kr]

it wasn't all bad...

[@frtk4029]

@@clampagneget off ur knees buster

[@BroudbrunMusicMerge]

​@@clampagne You're trying too hard

[@marvelousball]

"Have you ever fucking cried in a limousine" might be the worst fucking lyric i have ever heard. It's hard to top that one

[@johndiced8012]

ready for brads stockholm syndrome character arc. he should really stop getting kidnapped though, I wouldn't allow that if I were him

[@Gumper30]

that Megan Thee Stallion bar has underrated wordplay. She's saying she doesn't *wait outside* before getting let into clubs because she's an *outstandingly* bad bitch.

[@EsotericThoughts93]

Exactly lmao

[@McBehrer]

... if you say so

[@EsotericThoughts93]

@@McBehrer it’s arguably the best bar in the bracket

[@m.pensive]

@@EsotericThoughts93 The "wouldn't fuck her with my worst enemy's penis" line is so much better it shouldn't even be in the bracket though.

[@natefroggy3626]

@@EsotericThoughts93Im in the house like carpet

[@ethan2286]

I genuinely don’t understand how the 1-800 bar can have a “dark cloud” around it and be a “menacing” bar but Rick Ross dr*gging and r*ping a woman didn’t even make it to the finals. Let’s be real

[@andynachos2045]

Yeah but 1-800 didn’t have to go against “mabu, I like purple” until the final round

[@firstnamelastname7244]

The 1-800 bar could win the whole thing, but the Rick Ross one is also a potential winner.

[@BombShot]

I get it, like in a sense of Rick Ross saying something awful, but he's so established as a mindless dude that it's kinda almost like he could've just said it and not realized how fucked up it was. Logic built his career off of discussing mental health and shit, then makes a pun about the suicide hotline, which he not only made a song on, but said multiple times that he values mental health and people getting help. One could POSSIBLY be the most disgustingly misguided attempt at a flex bar, the other is a guy who knew full well how serious suicide is, said he was suicidal, said multiple times he thought it was imporatant, and then decided to joke about it by saying he "killed that pussy." Like there is no universe where logic doesn't know how incredibly offputting and weird what hes saying is. That all being said, for that reason I still think Rick Ross is worse. Like even if it is a misguided flex bar, what the fuck is cool about only getting some because you got a girl high? Even if it doesn't imply a crime, like... that's just lame, and then he also describes one of the most vile crimes ever. Also feel like the son bar should've passed logic.

[@Nari-7022]

sadly this is how brackets work. if they were going against each other im sure rick ross bar coulda won, but it didnt so

[@foiletta1987]

​@@BombShot absolutely agree

[@hellothisismufin]

The irony of these guys talking about Yachty just being factually incorrect on the Cello bar, and then in the next matchup not knowing that some sharks do in fact give live birth, and therefor have pussies, is not lost on me

[@GrantYT18]

as someone who's watched hours of aggressive shark sex for educational purposes(I wanted to be a marine biologist as a kid, not a sexual deviant) I think it's closer to a cloaca like a Chicken has where both male and female shark have a multipurpose opening.The male Shark has the claspers that extend out and the female has some sort of vaginal opening that receives it.

[@strangerinastrangeland3613]

I'm so glad someone else mentioned that Sharks aren't fish. 😭

[@cam-rs4qi]

@strangerinastrangeland3613 ??? Sharks are cartilaginous fish

[@waspsandwich6548]

@@strangerinastrangeland3613 sharks ARE fish, they're just fish that give live birth

[@Tamiere]

Controversial bars need to be separate

[@Aquwert]

Always thought Uzi's bar was more about being catfished than being transphobic

[@sunnysidedown404]

*insert 'no you fucking idiot' cat in the hat gif here*

[@dabiskitt]

Same here, I think they may be overreacting a tiny bit

[@makeritualnoise]

thats what i thought as well. i haven't heard the song so idk if there's more context but idk, i jumped to that first. while i appreciate brad getting mad on my behalf (well, partially, being trans masc not femme), i didn't think it was that til they brought it up. but hey, maybe its some internalized homophobia or transmisogyny, idk.

[@ninjazeverywhere]

i thought of it as well

[@user-vo5ux4fi6f]

​@@makeritualnoisewake up buddy

[@Yoshimitsu4prez]

I really love Wayne’s “I come from mars but I act like I’m from the planet of the apes.” Like.. the planet of the apes was earth, bro. You’re saying you act like you’re from earth

[@zainkhalil7494]

I always saw it as he’s alien but he acts human to blend in

[@TheGribblesnitch]

actually in the original book it was a separate planet, and the twist at the end was that earth became ruled by apes coincidentally - so in reality Lil Wayne is a literary scholar and therefore a lyrical genius

[@fpkp2941]

Previous bracket winners: Hivemind: Can't tell me nothing by kanye west One night by lil yachty Sing about me... by Kendrick Lamar Smuckers by Tyler the creator White Ferrari by Frank ocean Jungle by Drake 90210 by Travis Scott R.I.P. by playboi carti "Arf Arf"- DMX The percocet and stripper joint by Future O'Reilly's auto parts Summoning the Kool-aid man My Girls by Animal Collective Without me by Eminem Peach Scone by Hobo Johnson Dan Marino Yeezus by Kanye West Game Over by Falling in Reverse Tell your friends by The Weeknd Mask-era Day dreaming by Aretha Franklin Home run celebration Gucci gang by drake bell Hivemind Unlimited: Cheez-its Trapazoid Culvers Putting turtles on their backs Squirt Cinnamon Toast Crunch Henry

[@M0Bk]

Trapazoid vs. R.I.P. by Playboi Carti will be a tough match up

[@jwbworld4589]

Weird that game over by falling in reverse won best song of all time bracket. I probably wouldn’t have picked that.

[@braggio689]

This will be halfway to 64, so they can do a bracket winners bracket

[@thesandwicharmorpointetc]

Future historians are gonna look back on this and try to figure out what it means

[@Zooldie]

What bracket have won One night

[@ItsMemeHere]

brad slowly remembering that he doesn't actually know what kid laroi looks is a top ten bit

[@guillermomorales3482]

i love thinking that in the kung fu line teo is refering to kung fu panda and he thinks that thats the panda's name

[@LoreCatan]

Lmao that still wouldn't make it better tho, cause Po liked dumplings, not sushi xD

[@isaacthecorncob]

​@LoreCatan And hes from China not friggin Barbados 😂

[@tibbe596]

The gang doesnt know what bussy is

[@hollyjessup3505]

The cup of water line isnt even the worst line on pushin p. Its pesbians

[@yung_jxmes]

too iconic to be on here tbh

[@coming_up_roses]

naaahh 🅿️esbian is crazy fire

[@jakobayers]

This channel has single-handedly changed my sense of humor

[@twingolord]

For better or worse?

[@homerj.simpson2513]

​​@@twingolord for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health?

[@jakobayers]

@@twingolord I guess for worse because no one thinks I’m funny anymore lol

[@Alyssa-jf9kb]

@@jakobayerschecks out

[@McDee]

could not even edge to this masterpiece, i had to spray it

[@MagicMonkey96]

Amateur

[@eternalnick1000]

brad was sooo upset about a lil uzi bar but he didn’t want to move the bar on that talks about a baby giving 🧠 from inside a pregnant ladies stomach?! 😭

[@phonkwizard7667]

he seems to like to pick and choose what social issue makes him angry on any given day very much virtue signaling

[@diablo55]

Yeah I’m a leftist and this dude needs to lighten tf up. He was getting genuinely offended by the dumbest shit

[@chrxstt]

@@diablo55bro was acting like he just witnessed someone committing a hate crime on someone’s he loves to like goofy throwaway bars in a rap song it’s really odd behaviour to me 😭

[@noble0155]

he won't date a trans girl 😡😡😡

[@AndyWarhols_Eyebrow]

I think both are absolutely atrocious but the baby head one is 10000x worse and should have won

[@rosedawn2303]

Not them not knowing what bussy is

[@avaDD]

Brad is getting comfortable. You can't let that happen

[@matthewdowling6549]

This did not age well