Bible Characters Tier List

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[@doofward]

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[@hayden1220]

Bots already in the replies lmao

[@julicamcyt]

J&CKS DAD IS G0NE CRY ABOUT IT WHILE I LAUGH

[@rav6r]

Follow back people

[@PewDiePie]

Just came to see if Job was God Tier.. all is well

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S Tier KZbinr Arrived!!!

[@nonbinaryDes]

Hm

[@ZionistGundam]

Pewds should be on the list

[@HerKirito]

Fancy seeing you here

[@1echuga]

🗿📈

[@onewingedgamersephy]

I love how confidently Charlie announces that he knows who Isaac is and proceeds to confuse him with Abraham.

[@disgustof-riley]

Yeah that was hilarious

[@TheSethOlson]

I mean at least he was confident 😂

[@salamanito712]

thank u thank u appreciate it dawg

[@HoagMurkula]

I mean he was close to right, right? Isnt issac abes son?

[@josephharvey7822]

Issac was the son he was about to kill tbf. But he’s got a good point about the terrorist when he says

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

It's only fitting that Jesus rates other biblical figures that his father wrote.

[@Jfray252]

Dude go outside

[@comfortzoneking8785]

UNACCEPTABLE! RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED, I CANT SURVIVE ANOTHER DAY UNDER BIDEN'S PRESIDENCY, I absolutely don't want to live in this nation where our GREAT PRESIDENT TRUMP is getting ROBBED! This is absolutely the final straw, my KIDS ARE IN DANGER and I won't live in this nation another day! I'M MOVING TO ALASKA AND FINALLY LEAVING THE USA!!! TRUMP WAS MY PRESIDENT, IS MY PRESIDENT AND WILL BE MY PRESIDENT

[@bedfish7524]

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[@Idk-qk2kr]

@Louielolbruh *SHUT*

[@Tony_II]

@Louielolbruh Bazinga

[@devent10n]

"Herod *tried* killing babies. What, were they too strong for him?" Best line.

[@joshmathew7551]

What time was this

[@ProdTTS]

In this context, yes, one was stronger than him👀

[@ifardedandshidded5519]

he wasn’t hairy enough, his power levels were low 😔

[@stare4539]

loolo

[@justarandompleb1156]

@@joshmathew7551 Late as hell but might as well for myself 1:14:07

[@DoctorDewgong]

I actually appreciate that he committed to this instead of just doing a couple characters as a joke. Absolute Legend

[@ameenalameen4707]

I really hope he does Greek Mythology next that would be just as entertaining

[@Elkaramy]

Lol

[@mw3isbetterthanmw22]

@@ameenalameen4707 agreed or Norse

[@ittybittybunnymilkies6577]

No he's definitely just having fun and games

[@ילדטובירושלים-ת8פ]

Its kinda cringe for someone religious to watch but still funny af

[@manlymuffinman5827]

Elijah is easily S tier. First he dunks on the king to his face with a declaration of 3 year drought. The king is pissed and sends all his soldiers to kill Elijah, but can't find him for a whole 3 years. That is until Elijah shows up in front of the king again and challenges the king's 450 prophets to a 1v450 worship duel. He trash talks their god Baal the whole time, then actual God flexes on everyone by literally burning water and rock because Elijah asked. Best of all, instead of dying, Elijah drives straight to heaven in a chariot of fire, and as he goes he basically gives all his hamon to his student Elisha by passing on his cloak.

[@williamrivera2104]

I was screaming this on the chat but he didn't see it😭

[@zeboimgreenwood5487]

Elijah wood?

[@isaiahcampbell5657]

elijah goated fr fr

[@mustacheobacon3945]

GOAT

[@creativepop8196]

STRAIGHT UP S TIER, BASED ELIJAH

[@FancyJackKester]

Cain was the first gamer, he turned on PvP and nobody has been able to find the menu that turns it off since

[@itskonradi]

Admin

[@GranbyDistanceProject]

@@itskonradi you mean amen

[@stonecoldsteveaustin9353]

there's a movie on netflix called "He Never Died". it's about Cain living in modern time after being cursed by God to live forever , and he's like really depressed and has no emotion at all. he eventually explains to some chick that he's done basically every profression and fought in multiple wars. i wont spoil it but the end scene when he finally confronts Death is badass. there's a lot of action and an underlying plot tho too , anyway i thought it was a pretty good movie

[@rastiomar2762]

@@stonecoldsteveaustin9353 I actually just finish watching the movie from your comment, I think the guy at the end is satan then the grim reaper. Idk ending was bit confusing lol

[@beanonthefloor3750]

@@GranbyDistanceProject admin

[@immensemelon7708]

I love how Charlie always talks about how religious he was as a kid, but knows next to nothing about the Bible.

[@pleaseenteraname1103]

Yeah like a lot of people.

[@shutapp9958]

@@pleaseenteraname1103 I also like a lot of people. What a coincidence

[@pleaseenteraname1103]

@@shutapp9958 OK I apologize that was a typo it was supposed to say yeah like a lot of people.

[@shutapp9958]

@@pleaseenteraname1103 Sorry, I just thought you were being random haha. But yeah, what you said is true!

[@mr.greasy6483]

It does speak volumes that most people who “left religion” never actually knew anything about it

[@darabhaqnazar3952]

Rating bible characters is the most Charlie thing ever

[@d_shuffles]

I cant imagine other youtubers copying this one

[@joshuasmr5104]

*rating Bible characters is the most Charlie thing of all time

[@hotwireyouth4544]

@@joshuasmr5104 *stfu

[@rinjinnoko]

It goes without saying, he Jesus himself

[@NordicVigilante]

He does know them closely

[@ASOtheprO]

“Jonah, I know he was swallowed by the whale-” *“Okay, well don’t spoil it.”*

[@Shamilscorner]

I mean the manga and the novels have been out for a good time is not like that much of a spoiler 😂

[@angie-sf1gg]

@@Shamilscorner LMFAO

[@saintburnsy2468]

@@Shamilscorner Not to mention the crappy live action adaptations

[@ileanabriannemari]

@@saintburnsy2468 Don't you fkin diss Superbook like that.

[@immortal_shrooms6757]

@@ileanabriannemari superbook's animation was good, but there were too many plot holes.

[@Spaggot]

Joseph is just “They bullied his little brother into slavery, then lived to regret it”

[@yoimimportantdude7056]

Literally just a dhar mann video title

[@Tu-Li-Oh]

Pretty much the basis of Redo of the Healer, or sth along those lines, but E rated.

[@JailerGamer]

Dhar mannn

[@apexspyder8994]

@@yoimimportantdude7056 😂😂

[@hithere2602]

@@a.m_04831 yeah he was the President

[@D.E.PROD.]

Biblical lore corrections: Moses' sin was disobeying God's directions to speak to a rock to give water. He hit it instead. Aaron actually performed a few of the plagues so he's pretty cool too. Joshua led the military campaign to take back the promised land, and Rahab was a prostitute who helped the Israelite spies and in return was spared from the cities destruction. She is also in Jesus’ lineage. Deborah was a prophetess and judge. Gideon lead an attack on the Midanites through confusion tactics. He never fought in that battle; nobody did. The Midanites killed themselves. Samson had that weakness because he was under a Nazarite vow. He couldn't touch dead things, drink, or cut his hair. he did all that so he lost his strength and was blinded. At his deathbed, he asked God for strength once more, and he killed a bunch of Philistines by dropping a temple on them. Ruth and Boaz is a love story, and she is also an ancestor of Jesus. Eli is kinda bad. Samuel is important. Very important. There are two Sauls: King Saul, and Saul who became Paul Johnathan was David's best friend and Saul's eldest son. Satan took the form of a serpent to tempt Eve. Satan was cursed, but he wasn't bound to a snake's body. Solomon was a wise hoe. Elisha summoned bears to attack kids for calling him bald. Jezebel got yeeted out a window and her corpse got eaten by dogs. She was very much NOT alive when Jesus was. Jesus flipped the table because merchants made the temple into a shop and dealt in dishonest business. Never sinned. Nehemiah rebuilt Jerusalem's walls after 70 years in Babylonian captivity. They were utterly destroyed, and if I recall correctly, they were rebuilt around the entire city in 3 years. Haman was the one who wanted to annihilate the Jews during Esther's reign. Satan asked God to test Job to prove a point. God allowed all those bad things to happen, then gave him back double what he had lost. Isaiah prophesied about Jesus. Shadrach Meshach and Abednego did not burn. They were the ones who came out of the furnace unharmed. Joseph kinda of just disappeared from the Bible. I stopped watching after an hour 'cause I was tired. Might update later. John the Baptist lept while inside his mother's womb. He and Jesus were probably born months - even days - apart. The whole Jesus/Judas dynamic was to set up His crucifixion for the ultimate salvation of all men. Jesus knew His duty. He even prayed that God the Father would "take this cup from me," but ultimately, he surrendered to The Father's will. Stephen was the first martyr. I need to do more research on Timothy Silas helped shake up a prison by singing with Paul Mary Magdalene was the first to see Jesus after His resurrection as well Herrod was responsible for the massacre of all Jewish babies under 2 y.o. for fear of Jesus taking his throne. Zacharias and Elizzabeth were the parents of John the Baptist Simply put, the Anti Christ, along with the beast and the false prophet, will lead people to believe they are God, ultamitly leading them to hell. Then they go to war with The Holy Trinity and all the angels of Heaven, ending in their defeat and them being cast into the lake of fire. Lot's wife turned to salt because she looked back at the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah. Whether she actually turned to salt or just became ash is up to debate. Also, the men of Soddom went to harras the angels who went to warn Lot and his family of the coming destruction. He offered his daughters to the drunken men outside so they wouldn't desire the angels anymore. David was asked to collect 100 foreskins from Philistines he killed to marry king Saul's daughter. He ended up collecting 200. Sarah gave birth to Isaac, thus giving birth to the nation of Israel. It has been updated.

[@Shadrake]

Thank you

[@PrettiMiki]

I came to the comments as soon as I realized he didn’t know the difference between Isaac and Abraham. Shoutout to you for doing the Lord’s work, because idk if I would have made it through all of it either. Lol

[@Shadrake]

@@PrettiMiki Same

[@Dozerz]

I thought Moses killed a egytian

[@D.E.PROD.]

@@Dozerz that happened prior to his calling from God. So while it was a sin, it wasn’t disobedience from a direct command from God. He didn’t know God then.

[@MisterJackmanB]

As someone who has a degree in biblical studies and an avid watcher of charlie, this was hilariously amusing.

[@fameshame2866]

Lol as someone that knows a lot about the Bible and have ocd it was painful and funny

[@jhabgc]

lol as someone

[@CadoonTube]

@concert4aliens Helps you move up within your church structure, usually. There are plenty of youth group leaders, pastors, and priests with degrees like that. And because churches are tax free and a lot rake in big bucks, you will probably make more money in one of those positions than a minimum wage scrub like myself.

[@IncredibleIceCastle]

As a former Christian this is the best of several worlds

[@nathanmills9298]

@concert4aliens a degree in biblical studies is important for working at a church, since the Bible is the main authority of the church, and churches don’t want random people leading people and teaching them things that aren’t biblical. To be a pastor you need a seminary degree, and also people just like to study the Bible. It’s 1189 chapters long and written in three languages so it takes work to learn really well. It also would help if you’re a textual critic or work as a archeologist for biblical things. Tl dr; working at a church or working with the text itself or archeology.

[@TroubleLightCoasters]

"I'll give mary god tier" cr1tical is a catholic confirmed

[@pilotoblackbird433]

Big dubbs for the catholics lol

[@annusrideviravindran6396]

Nah he just loves his mom

[@billymerritt420]

@@annusrideviravindran6396 ^This is the most underappreciated comment in the comments section^

[@RecordedMercury]

All meme aside if he's been baptized twice he was probably raised Baptist. I think that's how that works right?

[@ServitoreLuceGialla]

a real hardcore one would have given Paul and John the Best of the best minimum by default

[@TheRymaster10]

Samson is such a gigachad. Dude had superhuman strength and killed entire armies, and all of his power came from his flowing Chad locks. When he was captured and finally died he brought down an entire building with him and killed thousands more with him.

[@raptorjesus2516]

I had a Bible when I was younger and I don't remember samson dying when he collapsed a building

[@ekt01lbt]

I watched animated Bible stories as a kid which is where I've gained a fair sum of my Christian knowledge. It was actually pretty good quality compared to whatever Joshua and the Promised Land is. As a 9-year-old, I got to watch Samson kill tons of people. From bashing the lion to yeeting the pillars of the temple. He really was chad. The animators made him look like one too. Especially in his imprisoned phase. Dude, I'm so glad I got to experience that instead of some toxic Christan upbringing. Watching those DVDs at 3am, sleep-deprived, laughing with my sister was just a vibe.

[@ethanepley8113]

He was also a massive simp and an idiot. I mean this e-girl Delilah comes along and is like tell me your weakness and Samson was like DuH oK.

[@Nia.s.Care.]

@@raptorjesus2516 now you do😉

[@starlord7636]

I got taught this in fifth grade

[@dihydrogenmonoxide2878]

"He had a sexually inappropriate relationship with a younger woman mostly via text and email in 2017" Damn the bible goes hard.

[@svinjamaria]

I lost my absolute shit at 1:15:10 when they read that Zacharias went to the hospital and was caught thirst trapping via email and text at 1 AD

[@thedgzgames427]

You not alone that was hilarius.

[@bladedninja8853]

"I'm Chris Hansen, have a seat"

[@DirtyDev]

@@bladedninja8853 "uhh I was actually here to pick up a cupcake and uhh go back home"

[@JWar-]

Pretty sure he was accidentally reading about modern day Indian-American evangelist Ravi Zacharias

[@Nietabs]

Damn you actually watched the whole video? I don't have that much patience to watch an hour video

[@Ketsui.]

"He had a sexually inappropriate relationship with a younger woman mostly via text and email in 2017" made me wheeze more than anything else in the Bible

[@HerveyShmervy]

I just realized he was actually reading about Ravi Zacharias

[@Shimeih]

@Andrea the guy who got eaten by a fish. The guy who slept during Paul’s boring sermon while sitting on a window and fell to his death but was then brought back to life. Some other stories are dark but well, doesn’t matter since I don’t believe it

[@david4rancibia34]

@@Shimeih At laugh the first time i heard the second storie, such a dumb way to die

[@relativeobserver5742]

Timestamp?

[@jonahm3121]

Can you link the bit so I can find it whenever

[@Xxpwnage223x]

This liquid ladder is definitely going to be an S tier when Charlie's rates all his past tier lists

[@ertretyutuu6358]

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[@nullprophecy001]

Meta af

[@user-gx6tu3mf4k]

What is going on?

[@seppalastname4574]

@@user-gx6tu3mf4k bots (or no life people) spamming the same comment over and over in replies advertising their content or videos

[@jakewunder367]

along with adult diaper tier list

[@h0rze423]

As a Christian who is a big Charlie fan and someone with many years of Bible class, this is both painful and hilarious

[@maven9323]

bible is actually not the original, the person who wrote the bible might've changed the story a Little bit, Lucifer is not evil in the original he was just more human

[@Churdington]

@@maven9323 The only way to define "evil" in the context of the bible is: Stuff that god doesn't like. That's it. That's the whole definition.

[@Lovemesomemetal]

@@Churdington Is that so bad?

[@elliottreadings8029]

@@Lovemesomemetal Yeah

[@Miruble82]

@@maven9323 that’s not true the Bible is written by multiple people and it says this in 2 Timothy 3:16 16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness

[@dirt_dert_durt]

Samson is a wild character. Once while traveling in the wilderness, he found a carcass of a lion with swarms of bees and bloody lion honey. He gave it to his parents, and a verse literally says, "and samson did not tell them that he had found it in the carcass of a lion."

[@idfk-o3b]

My name Being Samson

[@kingkraft6156]

Samson fought a whole ass thousand man army with a donkeys jaw like he’s the only simp I’d give god tier

[@slimeslaggagedon794]

And the fact that Samson was the one who killed the lion by tearing it open with his bare hands

[@zenxmizuki]

he also used that as a concept for a riddle where no one can answer him what it meant

[@mattisj.419]

And he gave no fucks that his eyes were gone, he just waited for his hair to grow and fucked up the whole gang that spooned his eyes

[@SolutusEversol]

David: God Tier! He killed a giant man with a rock! Goliath: Really Bad! He got killed by a rock. What a loser. The perfect rating scale. 👌🏽

[@jameskilgour387]

And Cain and Abel both being in the same tier

[@SpringDavid]

@@jameskilgour387 :D

[@SolutusEversol]

@Henry Tapia JUST LET ME HAVE THIS MOMENT YOU PHYSICS MEANIE!!!!!

[@emblemblade9245]

It was basically a gun-tier weapon back then

[@davidg.2199]

He didn’t kill him with a rock 😂

[@Banksinatra_]

I can’t believe y’all failed to mention Jesus could literally walk on water. His chakra control was nutty.

[@t_keo]

“nutty” please my dirty mind cant take this anymore

[@grasseater3115]

@@t_keo I have come -Jesus

[@rumor2073]

@@grasseater3115 -sus

[@tweenytwinkies]

He could walk on water but he was too lazy to solve most problems, maybe he’s bored with his power and just uses it to be cool

[@lisettemoses2011]

Did you forget about the miracles?

[@thegoodprince3264]

"Wait, Joshua 2! There's a sequel?!!" I almost died right then and there, laughing.

[@MaffeyZilog]

Do you have a serious heart condition?

[@thegoodprince3264]

No.

[@jomertomale]

You're sleeping on Elijah. Elijah had a magic contest with pagan priests to prove whose god is real. When the priests did not able to perform any miracle, Elijah summoned fireballs from the sky to kill all the priests. When he's old, he had a chariot of fire uber drive to heaven instead of dying.

[@JrKdM]

i felt like they slept on a lot of people cause the information they were reading was like a gist of what they went through

[@IncredibleIceCastle]

Facts bro idk why I agree with this so much

[@Mr_Vosakisen]

A FUCKING UBER FIRE CHARIOT 😂😂

[@HawkyeNarasumas]

He had his bundle of wood soaked in water (three times, just for style points), then after he prayed, his soggy pile of wood erupted into flame so fiercely that it "consumed the sacrifice, the wood, the stones, and the ground around the altar. It also dried up the water in the ditch." Metal as heck.

[@ponytoast1231]

@@HawkyeNarasumas He sounds like a fire mage more than a priest.

[@ayoutubechannel3813]

Finally, the internet Jesus ranks all of the bible characters.

[@derewe2094]

Must correct you, since there is still tech Jesus, so he is maybe twitch Jesus

[@rawtrout007]

@@derewe2094 No, he is the Jesus H Christ of the Internet

[@michakeough4974]

You mean co-stars

[@gamezinc1014]

His comrades and enemies

[@rawtrout007]

@Maria05 coquen ball torture

[@johnschaeffer7008]

Jacob did not just wrestle any angel. He wrestled Michael the archangel for an entire day. Jacob is a pretty massive chad. Then he had twelve kids who would father the twelve nations of Israel.

[@axolotlinabucket1287]

says alot about how strong angel are

[@johndexterzarate6663]

....Don't forget he got four wives, though he got scammed on his first attempt.

[@snoopdiss2300]

@@johndexterzarate6663 lmao yes.. was a hustler... Worked hard for Rachel

[@Melqhii]

The bible never said which angel though

[@whyme8762]

@@johndexterzarate6663 but he also got bitched by his brother

[@carltimbol1331]

If you read further into Saul's story, he gets this huge redemption arc that explains how God can forgive even the worst sinner and he becomes insanely nice so I think he was kinda misjudged.

[@patrickm1]

Well they also thought King Saul and Paul/Saul in the New Testament were the same person so they kind of set themselves up for failure there.

[@omalleycaboose5937]

different Saul,

[@blue-se3kc]

Nebuchadanezzar was s tier. Dude lived as a cow for 10 years just being naked and grazing on grass. Then just woke up up and continued running the country. Absolute unit.

[@liamkopp]

He literally has CHAD in his name lol

[@YEETUSDAFEETUS]

man didn't miss a beat

[@christophersantana2490]

aren't y'all forgetting that he made a statue of himself to make people bow to him as an idol before God 😂😂😂

[@thanosquill5542]

@@christophersantana2490 And the people who didn’t worship it would be killed

[@juancampos9468]

@@christophersantana2490 wdym having a statue of yourself is pretty cool

[@emperorshaq]

We need a ranking of the Greek Gods, shits straight goofy in the best ways

[@emperorshaq]

@Tyler B #2 can you not use offensive language like heck in my replies please. I’m not comfortable dealing with that sort of aggressiveness

[@grabe1556]

@Tyler B #2 *w a t e r*

[@Dotoku14]

@Tyler B #2 I get you dude, but calm down.

[@jax8920]

@Tyler B #2 you're offensive im going on twitter

[@emperorshaq]

@Tyler B #2 nah my man, it’s far too aggressive of a term for me to be dealing with at like quarter to fucking 5 in the morning

[@jotarokujo6979]

Just to clarify, Jesus flipping a table was in reaction to money trading and unholy acts being done in Gods temple He walked to the temple with one or two of his disciples and saw the market and unholy actions being done in the temple He lost it and flipped tables, freed all the animals and chased everyone out of the temple with a whip and berating them for disrespecting God

[@Cristian-nn5jj]

It also displayed that Jesus was human, and therefore capable of experiencing all human emotions, including anger.

[@LeonithOneil]

hey nice huwhip

[@rustyspatula7641]

It was zealous anger

[@justindai8401]

@@Cristian-nn5jj would that mean he also gets horny? Sorry

[@marqgz]

@@justindai8401 umm… I mean…ahem

[@alexhb12333]

As a Christian who tries to keep up with the lore, this is the funniest thing

[@whaledog7036]

@@Alterax-Nivada oh two places you're a troll account

[@whaledog7036]

@@Alterax-Nivada Luke 6:37 "Judge not, and you will not be judged. Condemn not, and you will not be condemned. Forgive and you will be forgiven"

[@whaledog7036]

@@Alterax-Nivada Romans 2:1 "Therefore, you have no excuse, O man, every one of you who judges. For in passing judgement on another you condemn yourself because you, the judge, practice the same things yourself."

[@whaledog7036]

@@Alterax-Nivada nope, ex christian

[@whaledog7036]

@@Alterax-Nivada and whats with bring so nice(yet passive aggressive) directly after telling me I'm going to burn in hell for all of eternity at the hands of your omnibelevolent god?

[@skilledbros]

I'm sorry but a Bible Anime would be sick as fuck.

[@ploshoploshm1582]

There is a Bible Manga that's pretty dope

[@Orb1teek]

@@ploshoploshm1582 I'm sorry, WHAT?

[@burcopresents]

@@Orb1teek yeah, a Bible manga. Everyone has unique hairs and it tells the story about the Bible. Pretty much a manga Bible yeah

[@LiterallyErik]

@@burcopresents what is the name of the manga? 😳

[@Kloogus]

@@LiterallyErik the bible

[@sentientpotato9342]

Moses when he’s not allowed into the promised land: “you can’t do this to me, I started this company. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED!?”

[@zen4ever3]

Bruh.

[@zenxmizuki]

Imagine travelling 40 years in the desert just to be told you cant go to the promised land

[@ObliqueXuba]

@@zenxmizuki bureaucracy moment

[@ianjusten-pratt7206]

The burning bush: what did it cost Moses: everything

[@DrowzyDruid]

Moses Returning with his God-Killing Beyblade, ready to rip: "OUT, AM I?"

[@deanmcbride3315]

As a student at a Christian college, I can confirm that this list is accurate, even before watching it. Edit: none of y'all know what a "Bible College" is, so I changed the verbiage. hope that helps.

[@comfortzoneking8785]

UNACCEPTABLE! RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED, I CANT SURVIVE ANOTHER DAY UNDER BIDEN'S PRESIDENCY, I absolutely don't want to live in this nation where our GREAT PRESIDENT TRUMP is getting ROBBED! This is absolutely the final straw, my KIDS ARE IN DANGER and I won't live in this nation another day! I'M MOVING TO ALASKA AND FINALLY LEAVING THE USA!!! TRUMP WAS MY PRESIDENT, IS MY PRESIDENT AND WILL BE MY PRESIDENT

[@guess581]

bible college huh? praying for u man

[@ertretyutuu6358]

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[@JayPlusForerunner]

These bots are out of control dude

[@YakkoWarnerTower]

@@JayPlusForerunner Lol agreed man.

[@charlesvattimo4674]

Man, Bible names vary so wildly between common and bland to epic and so unexpected.

[@inviz1440]

you'd be surprised lol. The entirety of the old testament have bland names

[@lodestar3984]

@@inviz1440What about Mephibosheth?

[@SchlopFlopper]

⁠@@inviz1440Probably because a lot of popular names come from the Bible

[@sickzappybeef9209]

You probably think that because they’re anglicized versions of their names

[@actuallymichael03]

Charlie Aka “Jesus” put himself on S tier

[@julicamcyt]

J&CKS DAD IS G0NE CRY ABOUT IT WHILE I LAUGH

[@julicamcyt]

J&CKS DAD IS G0NE CRY ABOUT IT WHILE I LAUGH

[@julicamcyt]

I’m simply a good person that’s all 💚

[@Payfieman]

I AM A DECENT PERSON WHO DOESN’T RUIN GOOD COMMENTS

[@eaterlitter1286]

@Louielolbruh ratio

[@sneekee63797]

I'm surprised no one remembered Satan fighting Jesus in the desert for like, 40 days. Satan was a straight up anime villain.

[@sandomingue]

satan actually fought Him after the 40 days

[@godd3387]

This inspired every dragon ball Z episode ever

[@askended6726]

@@godd3387Goku is Jesus?

[@godd3387]

@@askended6726 what does Goku mean

[@askended6726]

@@godd3387he's main character of dragon ball

[@mankdemelord6974]

57:22 Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego didn’t die in the furnace when they were thrown in. They walked out unharmed, and Nebuchadnezzar was so moved that the professed his faith in God, promoted all three (and a fourth person who was in the furnace) to high office, and threatened to brutally execute anybody that spoke ill of them. They deserve more than Meh

[@josh.c36]

facts

[@EpicGhostShadow]

On Jah

[@nrishiee5231]

yeah ikr beta my ass those chads sat in fire and were untouchable.

[@asomeness55]

Plot twist their the MC players that always keep a spare fire resist potion in their inventory

[@bazboyd44]

@@asomeness55 minecraft funny haha

[@Militant_Vegan]

Jesus is God tier. He got no filter. I remember once he said sum like “these people are like beautiful gravestones. They look pretty but they’re really just rotting corpses.” He’ll go up to peoples face and flat out call em hypocrites. Absolute mad lad

[@b4nd1t9]

I'm going to be honest. I'm not Christian and I don't watch anime but if there was a genuinely well made anime that told stories from the Bible but with the epic action scenes of a shonen anime I would be it's fuckin number one fan, I would download a streaming service just to watch that and I would force my friends to watch it too because that would be amazing

[@unhipp451]

Literally veggie tales

[@justinchalifoux4424]

“MIIIIICHEAL!” “LUUUUCIFER!” *Brother... You’ve always been by my side since the dawn of time. Our Father chose YOU to be His heir and THIS HERESY is how you repay Him?! I loved you brother, but now...* *”Now I must put you DOWN!”*

[@esfji0]

It’s called High School DxD

[@El_Luisenciado]

Closest thing you’ll get is an anime about Jesus and Buddha being roommates.

[@Murk.mp4]

There's a manga series dedicated to illustrating the events of the bible in a comic/anime style. Go check it out. (Manga Messiah, Manga Metamorphosis, etc.)

[@CornPopWasABadDude]

Moses actually wasn't allowed into the Promised Land because he took credit for God's miracles in a fit of anger. (I.e: the Israelites were complaints about being thirsty and said theyd be better off in Egypt with Pharoah. So out of anger Moses hits the rock with his staff and water comes out and says something like, "See what I do for you?!") And then God was all like, "Ummmm... excuse me?" Moses did get to at least see the Promised Land, and remained one of God's most beloved prophets

[@Hevvvyyy]

Moses actually saw the "face" of god but I wanna say it means like his essence and true glory or something like that

[@ZionistGundam]

I think it was because he broke the 10 commandments instead no? That was made of rock

[@Hevvvyyy]

@@ZionistGundam I think he did that as well, because he was mad at the people for worshipping idols and shit so he destroyed the first tablets and had to make them himself the 2nd time

[@oreoicecream1829]

Nah it was because he spoiled the story

[@ludoxz]

that makes god sound pretty shitty ngl

[@KogasaTatara514]

Guarantee there's gonna be at last 100 people saying Charlie should put himself at S-tier.

[@ertretyutuu6358]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oam2cmSEiNJpmcU

[@Harry-sh5si]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/j2S5e5WVqdiWm6M ...

[@spehhhsssmarineer8961]

@Louielolbruh ok

[@breetoldyouso]

@@spehhhsssmarineer8961 I hope that guy comes out with the anime that sounds cool

[@thereckoner30]

I guarantee there will be a person in your replies saying aomething about how he can't stand bidens presidency Edit: first comment he didn't reply on congrats

[@lelandsprenger9491]

growing up in church and knowing all these characters while Charlie was trying to figure it out was a real brain trip

[@thehunter8417]

"Mordecai" "Is he the Hanukkah guy?" "Maybe, he's from Borderlands" really got me.

[@stephenasmithfanfan5971]

No he’s the guy from regular show

[@drewpignuclear]

How many more times do the Romans have to kill Jesus before your journal will give us his whole story?

[@Furby-luv3r]

💜💙

[@thehunter8417]

@@raine-time Roughly 50:08

[@dayveid0]

So sad he didn’t get to the part where Elijah stopped the earths rotation and literally summoned meteors.

[@reesespuffs335]

The man literally skipped death and just hitched a ride to heaven absolute beast

[@dayveid0]

@@reesespuffs335 fr fr

[@さぼせんぱい]

@@reesespuffs335 that statement alone should send him into Instant God Tier.

[@godd3387]

Yeah Elijah hail Elijah

[@godd3387]

@@reesespuffs335 death can’t touch him

[@skalty9868]

Him immediately mixing up Abraham and Isaac when Christianity is an “Abrahamic religion” is hilarious

[@simonthonick5848]

Hilarious

[@roivasethar8079]

Hilarious

[@GongyiXiao]

Hilarious

[@riatorex8722]

Hilarious

[@MysticCouchPotato]

> Has 3 religions named after him > father of all nations > F tier

[@toomanyhats7141]

Damn, Jesus really put himself in god tier and placed his dad beneath him… the rebellious son arc has begun.

[@ariesdemiurge]

Jesus: Literally cannot die, and one-shots Satan with a meteor at the end of Revelation. "Kinda lame." I mean writing-wise, yeah it was like 2 sentences and the fight was over, BUT COME ON!

[@orderofshadow]

“One shots Satan with a meteor” Hmm... reminds me of Zhongli 😂😂

[@TTCanadaJapan]

Jesus is metal

[@10pmmemes88]

Jesus is King

[@overprime3978]

The manga was too one sided

[@Versussy]

@@overprime3978 true

[@gaplesnaple4816]

Jesus being biased about His own people is a bold move, but He is never wrong

[@ertretyutuu6358]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oam2cmSEiNJpmcU

[@YakkoWarnerTower]

Lol how come bots are all in the replies.

[@HarrisonAdAstra]

@i Play Sometimes stop

[@HarrisonAdAstra]

@@yourdearer3931 stop

[@HarrisonAdAstra]

@Louielolbruh stop

[@Andytimbo]

"Joshua 2? There's a sequel?" made me laugh so much harder than it should have

[@austinh1571]

same LOL

[@diegogranados72]

@quicknfearless 21:50

[@vojislavbelic896]

I did a bit of research on why Elisha summoned bears to maul the kids. The Jewish people at this point were starting to worship other gods as well as Yahweh, most notably the Canaanite gods, and sacrificed children to them. Apparently they aren't children, but young men or "youths"(na'ar in hebrew). They were telling Elisha to "go up" , there are multiple interpretations of what this means. The one that makes sense to me is that when they were telling him to go up they meant it in a geographical sense. To go up to a mountain altar which was in a location mentioned earlier in the chapter and sacrifice to Baal and abandon Yahweh.

[@BubbleArcadia]

Whoa you do know your Bible.

[@pleaseenteraname1103]

Yeah and they were condemned for this, did you notice the parts in the Bible explicitly Deuteronomy and exodus where it explicitly condemns idolatry. The other Canaanites are pretty messed up, so are the Babylonians but not as much. In the Israelites at one point as well.

[@elibonham4388]

Yahweh is God though so isn't that a good thing

[@maggielaw6320]

Lol I was screaming "na'ar isn't the word for children!" At the screen😂

[@DrDolan2000]

​​@@elibonham4388 Yes, but they were worshipping other false idols instead of Yahweh alone

[@realkingofantarctica]

God is a definite S-tier. You know that guy invented water, right? Dope.

[@comfortzoneking8785]

UNACCEPTABLE! RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED, I CANT SURVIVE ANOTHER DAY UNDER BIDEN'S PRESIDENCY, I absolutely don't want to live in this nation where our GREAT PRESIDENT TRUMP is getting ROBBED! This is absolutely the final straw, my KIDS ARE IN DANGER and I won't live in this nation another day! I'M MOVING TO ALASKA AND FINALLY LEAVING THE USA!!! TRUMP WAS MY PRESIDENT, IS MY PRESIDENT AND WILL BE MY PRESIDENT

[@Psookpy]

@@comfortzoneking8785 I’m deep and this is Esau

[@ertretyutuu6358]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oam2cmSEiNJpmcU

[@Goku-D-Saiyan]

@@comfortzoneking8785 Alaska is part of America

[@citrus3404]

@@comfortzoneking8785 have fun in Alaska, luv

[@oldaricacc]

Incoming “Charlie put himself on S tier” jokes

[@capital_of_texas]

@Louielolbruh Damn, you came back again

[@comfortzoneking8785]

UNACCEPTABLE! RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED, I CANT SURVIVE ANOTHER DAY UNDER BIDEN'S PRESIDENCY, I absolutely don't want to live in this nation where our GREAT PRESIDENT TRUMP is getting ROBBED! This is absolutely the final straw, my KIDS ARE IN DANGER and I won't live in this nation another day! I'M MOVING TO ALASKA AND FINALLY LEAVING THE USA!!! TRUMP WAS MY PRESIDENT, IS MY PRESIDENT AND WILL BE MY PRESIDENT

[@jeremyelbertson4427]

Someone was ahead of you by about 20 seconds. Can't under estimate a predictable joke

[@capital_of_texas]

@@comfortzoneking8785 "I love democracy. I love the Republic" ~ Sheev Palpatine

[@jeremyelbertson4427]

@UCCHdqtQY3vZ7K32iolNuQlQ what is this shit? I'm not surprised or anything. I'm just... confused

[@A.E.B.0]

Watching Jesus get the story of Isaac wrong right off the bat is crazy.

[@Philip4454]

Hes an atheist (I think) so I dont blame him

[@its_zo]

@@Philip4454 He was a christian in his youth

[@Echokeres]

@@its_zo so was i?? Doesn’t mean i know shit about it lmao

[@its_zo]

@@Echokeres he said he was a strict Christian idk if he was being sarcastic or nah

[@riatorex8722]

@@Philip4454 Really? Huh. I thought he was just a lapsed/non-practising Christian

[@aaronwaterman3888]

*Abraham, is literally the father of the Jews* Charlie: “yea he looks stupid”

[@gamingguy8929]

Hitler: we meet brother

[@Dawn95284]

Based

[@FishForThought]

omg Jesus is in God Tier while God is in Best Tier This is comedy gold for actual Christians like me LOL

[@cakeandcookie2833]

Hey Chris, when's FFT 1000 coming?

[@shhhmeagol]

Ok

[@NickPuentes]

Yeah and Satan was only in Bad tier because they couldn't find many horrible things he did specifically. 🤣

[@themajor2190]

@@NickPuentes more like because Satan's only role is being God's bitch

[@NickPuentes]

Also how did Rebecca end up God tier?? haha

[@NikoriMusic]

Why the bible is the greatest novel: Crazy plot twists (Judas betraying Jesus, lucifer becoming satan, Cain and Abel, etc...) GIGANTIC roster of characters Multiple plots Love, betrayal, etc... Description everywhere Likeable/loveable characters Every genre of literature (almost) 2 books Badass characters, (Moses, Job,, etc) And a thousand other reasons

[@franzliszt8957]

bro why tf did you call jesus jeebus??? like there is no reason for that at all.

[@NikoriMusic]

@@franzliszt8957 because jeebus

[@xptaco2298]

@@NikoriMusic You have tarnished his named and now Charlie shall smite you in his true form

[@Visbi]

@@franzliszt8957 He thinks it’s funny. But it just makes him sound like a 12 year old

[@NikoriMusic]

@@Visbi Sorry :/ Here, I'll fix the typo which was totally done on purpose

[@cultureshock916]

“He’s bald, he should be bottom tier.” **Three bears would like to know your location**

[@sogjinx3934]

😂😂😂

[@TheTimbs_]

You may not rest now, bears are near by.

[@pleaseenteraname1103]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hippotripo6145]

Elisha should easily be God tier for his incredible feats, such as finding a lost axe head, or fixing bad stew.

[@flippinjimmy8677]

@@hippotripo6145 or for ressurecting a dead kid

[@JacobPlays136]

Important information about David and Goliath. David used a sling, not a slingshot. Slings can throw projectiles with pretty good speed and accuracy. Imagine a baseball pitcher throwing a fastball, but they have another arm joint that allows the baseball to go even faster. That's a sling.

[@pickletickle8407]

too bad the bible hasn't been given an anime yet, but the manga is amazing.

[@Harry-sh5si]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/j2S5e5WVqdiWm6M ...

[@Illunica3000]

Pretty sure theres an animated show about jesus, Christianity was big as fuck back then

[@ponikoTV]

Man I whis theres anime about the bible

[@bruh......2005]

Pretty sure the bible has alot of anime but they are kinda garbage (except Record of Ragnorok)

[@CasualCat64]

Facts shit slaps unironically

[@johnnyzuidema6193]

“Jesus flipped a table.” “Was that why he was killed?”😂😂😂

[@solmoman]

yes

[@samuelgarza2466]

That and the Pharisees were being powerful hypocritical bastards again.

[@wac0b]

He claimed to be God

[@johnnyzuidema6193]

@@samuelgarza2466 I know, that’s what they said…

[@johnnyzuidema6193]

@@wac0b That’s just what the video said and I thought it was funny. I know why.

[@whiteglovian]

shadrach, mishach, and abendigo actually walked around and talked to eachother in the furnace like they weren't on fire, scaring the shit out of the king

[@asomeness55]

Those MC players that have spare fire resist potions

[@hafdef4929]

I was hoping they would look at twitch chat and see someone say this, they did my boys dirty

[@whiteglovian]

@@hafdef4929 agreed, some of the biggest chads in the Bible

[@keithleracc]

Wait, the VeggieTales episode with the bunnies was actually based on a real Bible story?

[@jesserenfrow1981]

get this higher

[@kaneTESP]

I want to add something very cool, Shadrach, Meshach and Abednago were thrown in the fire, Nebuchadnezzar himself saw all three not burned nor hurt at all, and also saw another person, like unto the Son of God. I love that you guys searched for information on what I love as reading the Bible, keep going guys.

[@Highimdadtwo]

"What was Joshua known for? Well, he's actually known for this movie-" *ad cuts in* "SUICIDE SQUAD"

[@leo2312]

What are you talking about? Wasn't he the main character in the movie?

[@Highimdadtwo]

@@leo2312 Ah yes, a fellow man of culture

[@sshhh4035]

People should appreciate wikipedia for their services so that Jesus can have a rough summary of what they did. So I will, Thank you Wikipedia.

[@darsedsun5034]

Instead of thankyou, pay them a lil sum which they deserve

[@finebook281]

Solomon should have gotten God tier. He was a mage, wrote a book of magic and demons, and the Queen of Sheba traveled the known world just to ask to marry him and give him all her gold

[@massivredboi2646]

He also wrote a majoity of the song of solomon, which is essentially the writing of two horny mfs texting , which is pretty epic.

[@blondemaverick]

He sounds like a LitRPG protagonist honestly.

[@liyuu7033]

@@blondemaverick yea he's literally mc of isekai anime. He's op when he was born. Can talk to animals. Is a genius. Can use Magic.

[@bluecitrus6363]

He also threatened to cut a baby in half to find out who the mother was. (Poor explanation but yes. It’s there.)

[@briangruenewald7536]

And let’s not forget his awesome poems. Super fucking sexy poems.

[@raikoedgymoto]

Gideon is an underrated badass He pulled the "if you're really god the proove it " card somewhere around 3-5 times Invented the spartan military because he had an army of 300. And he destroyed so many of the Baal altars the israelites worshipped that he was renamed Jerubaal Idk why that last one is important but the story emphasized the whole jerubaal thing.

[@DrDolan2000]

Man, everybody was getting renamed in the Bible. Just like how I can't decide which armor looks cooler on my video game character

[@charlie6519]

Charlie putting Jesus in god tier: *Insert Obama giving himself a medal meme*

[@Big_guy508]

reddit moment

[@creativepop8196]

Reddit moment

[@Heavenly_Father]

Oh come on son, you put yourself in me tier and put me below that. This is outrageous, it's unfair

[@dankpepe2110]

*sad God noises

[@jacksonpavlich8198]

Yo keep it up man your doing gods work 😉

[@thedgzgames427]

You should have not did Job like that.

[@dahomie1012]

To be fair God have Job even more than Job had before as an award

[@Jay-or5ex]

@@thedgzgames427 God compensated him with 10x more blessings than Job could ask for. If anything they both need to be on God-Tier but I doubt Job would ever accept such praise. Man's so humble he would bump himself down. If anything Satan deserves to be bumped waaaaay down.

[@margarethmichelina5146]

Jacob = OG Simp (For trying so hard to get his cousin, Rachel and also OG Alabaman maybe?) and Con Artist (For deceiving his dad as his older brother) Esther = OG Badaas Female Character (For standing up to the King) Sadrakh, Mesakh, Abednego and Daniel = OG Chads Cain = OG Serial Killer

[@lillianrose3692]

“Jeremiah” “Oh he was a bullfrog” This made me laugh. Exactly what I would have said lol.

[@AnExcuse]

As a person who knows quite a bit about the Bible when they didn't know the whole story of the characters and ranked them higher i was weeping in agony

[@danjclaude]

Yeah dude Jeremiah was way too low imo

[@minisculesum005]

St Peter in meh tier was the worst for me

[@Melqhii]

@@danjclaude Old testament prophets are pretty OP and should all be in the upper tiers

[@spamson7413]

when the guy in the back read the story wrong and thought the angels in sodom and gomorrah were the ones trying to rape people 💀

[@IAmTheBugInsideYou]

lol nerd! /s

[@coryg.3139]

As someone who actually studied the Biblical stories, lots of the details that Charlie and his friends were confusing had me laughing while wanting desperately to correct them. But then again, who am I to go against Charlie? Edit: Holy shit the crusades are happening all over again down there. Be aware of a fancy hat

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nZfNlmuhdtuLe5I .. .

[@FillBar]

Can't go against Christ himself for sure.

[@Kenoji8]

Totally agree, lol.

[@chucks233]

well u only know whats written in the bible Charlie was actually there so he is always correct

[@hydrokineticpowerhouse]

True facts. So many hours of reading my book of Bible stories as a kid and it was driving me crazy they were getting so many things wrong.

[@CubiStudios]

I would pay money to see a Drunk History style re-telling of the Bible by Charlie and his friends.

[@gabriellawson3343]

They don’t know it good enough to which is sad

[@misterminutes4504]

@@gabriellawson3343 You can just speak gibberish if you forgot. It's drunk history

[@strombreakr]

I really like how nuanced Bible characters are.

[@jokerisinthememe5852]

I mean, it’s not exactly accurate to call them *characters,*

[@strombreakr]

@@jokerisinthememe5852 It's the best thing to call them because "People from the Bible" doesn't flow good.

[@jokerisinthememe5852]

@@strombreakr I suggest “Biblical Figures,” or something to that effect, as it doesn’t imply they were real to appease the atheists, and it doesn’t imply they were fake to make Christians happy.

[@ashtar3876]

yeah that's probably the best name@@jokerisinthememe5852

[@masonkahler6491]

Quick note: Solomon is the richest man to ever live and owned trillions of dollars in resources such as gold and silver. He also had 700 wives.

[@ivwesnwindy6804]

Jesus h Christ😲

[@oreoicecream1829]

And and army of demons can control the weather can control day and night etc.

[@sorry542]

Gilgamesh called, he wants his stuff back.

[@oreoicecream1829]

@@sorry542 damn it Solomon stop taking away my possession

[@riatorex8722]

In the Qur'an, it was said that all the riches of this world barely accounts for half of the amount of wealth that he had. That's why we have a number of classical literatures revolving around his possessions

[@NostalgiaMan]

Thats right you put Noah on the top of the list. That mad was a real Avenger

[@HiGuyII]

@@louielolbruhh2ndchannel119 Touch grass

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nZfNlmuhdtuLe5I .

[@designner5151]

“That mad was a real avenger” what does that even mean ,honestly. LMAO

[@RipChordProductions]

Uh, yeah, sure... *stares profusely at WW1, the Holocaust, slavery, child labor, creation of the atom bomb, Hiroshima, Vietnam war, Tulsa Race Riots, the Cold War, the "wars" in the middle east, pollution, environmental destruction, global warming, and pretty much every species that went extinct because of us.*

[@Namato360]

@@RipChordProductions Yeah and at one point, sin got so bad God literally wiped almost all of humanity off the face of the Earth lmao.

[@sleepwalker2649]

Charlie: “I was a huge christian when I was younger” Also Charlie: “I don’t know who John the Baptist is”

[@jshh628]

I mean... young children don't tend to remember the scripture very well and most likely forget it if they don't keep with the church very often.

[@bettr2buttr813]

He didn't even know about judas.

[@lyrisio]

@@bettr2buttr813 bruh and that's one of his disciples 😭

[@cordyceps182]

@@jshh628 He said that he was super religious as a kid. It's just kind of funny.

[@solmoman]

@@cordyceps182 The "God warrior" is also religious af, it doesn't mean she knows anything

[@johnnyspeedboat6656]

Another part about Samson that justifies his place in God Tier: After the woman cut his hair and stripped him of his strength, Samson was infuriated by this. He tracked the woman down to a party in a nearby palace, and became so enraged that he collapsed the two pillars holding up the roof, which crushed everyone in the palace to death.

[@TheTimbs_]

So he never actually lost his strength.

[@bubbles13244]

@@TheTimbs_ the story is false. It's more like his wife, well ex wife and the Israelite enemies were at this party. They were all kinda partying and Samson was tied up against 2 support beams or pillars. He prayed to God to give him strength one more time and he pulled together the pillars killing him, his ex wife, and hundreds of the enemies. He killed his ex wife because she was a traitor to the Israelites. That's why she cut his hair

[@juanospitia]

@@bubbles13244 such cool lore

[@zakiahmed6655]

@@bubbles13244 what I remember was she cut his hair while he was a sleep or wasn't aware of her. I'm not sure if this is true but the enemies barged into his room while he was weakened and took him. I have no clue if this is true though.

[@bubbles13244]

@@zakiahmed6655 he was a Nazarite or whatever you call prior from Nazareth. You couldn't cut your hair. Samson's mother when gave birth to him gave him up to God. So Samson followed every rule. He dated a non Israelite and married even though everyone was against it. He had super human strength but if he disobeyed a rule like cutting his hair he'd lose it. The woman wanted and asked him to cut his hair many times before doing it without his control. And when she did it they were ready to capture him. Note this wasn't the first time they tried kidnapping him. They tried many times like tying him down but he would break the rope. Once they cut his hair the enemies were very happy because Samson was such a huge threat. They were mocking him and threw a party. He was tied to support beams, without his powers, but, he prayed to God to have a little more strength and he was able to pull the pillars down killing everyone. Also note that he was blinded, he was very weak, tortured, and such.

[@EnnesArms]

After Cain murdered his brother, a booming voice rang out, saying: _First Blood!_

[@TheTimbs_]

Insta kill

[@ivwesnwindy6804]

After Cain murdered his brother, a booming voice rang out, saying: "FATALITY"

[@Melqhii]

Lmao Gideon literally commanded the sun to stay still till he was done with his battle. Sweet god tier Edit: My bad, that was Joshua

[@zenxmizuki]

That is joshua, not gideon. Gideon led 300 people against a coalition army

[@styyl8651]

@@zenxmizuki change your name

[@foquitajeej2399]

@@styyl8651 😭😭😭❤️😀😀😭🔥🔥🎉🎉🎉👍🏻😂😂😂🔥🔥🙏🙏😎😎😎😎😎😎🔥🎉😭😂

[@jordandwiggins1026]

That’s a great pfp

[@Melqhii]

@@zenxmizuki Ah yes, my bad

[@Ghidd]

Just to clarify Mr. Charles White, when Moses hit the rock it was on Episode 120 when they are in the Dessert Arc and it’s a total different arc for the Golden Calf boss fight

[@johnnyspeedboat6656]

As someone who also went to Sunday School as a kid, I can confirm that Satan was not cursed to be a snake. He simply disguised himself as a snake to tempt Eve into disobeying God, which he succeeded in.

[@johntrevett2944]

It's hebrew poetry. Satan wasn't a literal snake. It's his character... he speaks with a forked tounge etc.

[@david4rancibia34]

Elijah was a fricking Chad He brought a massive drought on the land to punish the king he summoned a massive column of fire from the sky to burn a regular offering that was soaking wet just to make fun of the king and their pagan priest he could slipt the waters like moses at the end of his life, god sent a chariot made of fire to pick him up and take him to the heavens The most badass prophet of the bible

[@david4rancibia34]

@Jacob Loucks you're right, my bad

[@Pollicina_db]

And in Europe it is believed that when the storm comes Elijah flys in his chariot and smites the ground with thunder bolts.

[@thegeekfanatic]

The tears I would shed if I walked into church on sunday and heard "A reading from the Book of Beyblade.."

[@samuelbumgardner5518]

Samuel needs to be in best of the best. Samuel was like Gandalf the white he literally chopped and evil king into 7 pieces with a sword. Can’t think of a bad thing he did. Real biblical chad

[@Hevvvyyy]

Sam the chad

[@riatorex8722]

@@Hevvvyyy Sam "the badass" Gamgee? Cuz Gandalf...? I'll see myself out

[@samuelbumgardner5518]

No please stay my good jester

[@lazer_kiw1]

Nah the dude straight up told Saul to do genocide on the Amalekites. Kinda fucked up. Their king Agag was a piece of shit and deserved it though.

[@fatherfisto]

Trunks

[@REChronic54]

If Charlie did the little known characters he would've stumbled upon the badass that is Ehud. Man was put to the task of killing a king to save the oppressed people and he solid-snaked that shit. The first time he visited the king, he reconned the place. And then he came back later and literally told the king "Here's a message from God." Stabs him straight through the gut then dipped w/o alerting any of the guards.

[@frodoBaggins-kz8ty]

👀👀👀👀👀

[@xOhSo]

You dont have to believe in the bible, but you have to admit its a really cool fucking story

[@FJ_Beaujangles]

Oh absolutely. I used to be devoutly Christian, actually fell _out_ of religion, and even still when they got to my boys Samson and Solomon I couldn't help but feel disappointed they didn't get to Samson's super-suicide or Solomon's sick mage skillz

[@auberginemanproductions1608]

@@FJ_Beaujangles Exactly. The legend himself Elijah got shafted too

[@FJ_Beaujangles]

@@auberginemanproductions1608 feelsbadman

[@arcguardian]

@@FJ_Beaujangles ppl keep calling Solomon a mage, why?

[@FJ_Beaujangles]

@@arcguardian He was blessed, iirc with one gift of his choice but I could be wrong here, and he chose to be the wisest man in the world. With that wisdom he became a king, and I'm pretty sure his wisdom even went far enough that he just knew magic. I remember liking Solomon and Samson a lot as a kid, but it has been a while and I might not have perfect memory of Solomon in particular.

[@amanul_2474]

Dante's Divine Comedy is my favorite Christian self-insert-fanfic

[@lebro4401]

Pizza man

[@bradenarcader1476]

@@lebro4401 gun-sword-trick-gun-sword-trickster!

[@nope4430]

God straight-up one shot Satan in the revelations, it's like an awp trickshot with teabags as He sent S8n to the depths of hell, what an insane character, definitely SSR

[@Shitposter9000]

Why did you not censor it, then censor it, just say it both times lmao

[@nope4430]

@@Shitposter9000 just too lazy to type, don't think much about it lmao

[@Shitposter9000]

@@nope4430 pog

[@cabig9838]

S8n is his gamer tag

[@adudewithafairlyinternetco9454]

To be honest God did JOB dirty, which HE shouldn't have done. So he definitely deserves S tier but not SSR in my honest opinion.

[@benjthewhite]

Cain: *Murders own brother* Charlie: Best of the Best for this man

[@sarahlarock9885]

As a Christian, it’s entertaining to see you rate these Bible characters. 😆

[@extracub1974]

I think their ignorance and mockery is pretty messed up. It’s disrespectful, and not cool at all...

[@Freek314]

@@extracub1974 as a Christian, deal with it. Go take the log out of your own eye.

[@uriah777]

@@extracub1974 sure but to be able to handle it and not let it affect you shows you have good faith

[@extracub1974]

@@Freek314 first of all that is not even what that saying means at all. I am not judging this dude for finding the video funny. I am simply saying why I don’t think it’s funny, and a don’t think any true Christian should accept this video.

[@extracub1974]

@@uriah777 also I’m not exactly sure what you are trying to say here. I am handling it just fine. Just because I choose to speak up about something, does not mean that I am going crazy about it in my personal life. But again, your statement is completely false. You aren’t supposed to keep quiet about your own beliefs as a Christian, your supposed to speed the truth to others. This video is spreading lies about Gods word, and I’m not ok with that. Not speaking up only shows a lack of faith.

[@lysander3262]

Charlie- "I think God may be the actual bad guy" Gnosticism unlocked with an impressive speedrun. This may be a world best.

[@ChupeTTe]

Gnosticism any%

[@karlrassmann4604]

Charlie criticizing Samson's weakness as if it isn't his own

[@nickmillo8367]

Didn't know Samson had hundreds of dildos

[@imthewhen]

@@nickmillo8367 ⁉️

[@karlrassmann4604]

@@nickmillo8367 How do you think he killed all those Philistines?

[@TheTimbs_]

@@nickmillo8367 the monolith, or the fleshlight cutlass.

[@TheSethOlson]

Charlie: Joshua 2!? There’s a sequel!!! The fact that their understanding of the Bible is so bad and they’re taking it as like an anime is super funny

[@kingofcringe0]

Yea lol, thats the point

[@averytherockgod9822]

Dude Jacob deserves to be WAAAAAAY higher than good. The guy literally tricked his brother into selling his birthright for a bowl of soup, saw the stairway to Heaven with his own eyes, befriended the chief of another tribe and married the hottest girl in that tribe and had 12 kids with her, he LITERALLY fought God, which Jacob lost ofc, but that’s still pretty hardcore nonetheless, and he apologized to his brother Esau for their feud and became a better person in the process, which Esau forgave him for and they loved each other as brothers once more. Jacob definitely deserved to be a top tier Bible character.

[@tuilleri]

Where does it say he fought God and saw the stairway to heaven

[@prostata_example530]

@@tuilleri idk

[@whenthedustfallsaway]

@@tuilleri Israel means "struggles with God." The passage doesn't actually say that the being was an angel, so some take the name literally and that he wrestled with some manifestation of God. Jacob has a dream of a ladder (or stairway in some translations) to heaven. You guys could just google this lol.

[@tuilleri]

@@whenthedustfallsaway too lazy that’s why I asked

[@Querymonger]

@@tuilleri Ladder to heaven: Genesis 28 Wrestles with God: Genesis 32

[@bushisback112]

John the Baptist is easily S tier I can’t believe you put him so low.. This is the first time in my life that all the bible study I did as a kid came to use

[@shiannafoxx]

@@bearensteinbear5748 How did he die

[@Haveink]

@@shiannafoxx he lost a beyblade battle 😔

[@maxx2413]

@@Haveink i think you’re thinking of Job. I think John the Baptist was killed in a HotWheels accident

[@youngodonkor6595]

@@shiannafoxx the queen ordered for him to be kill as a birthday gift.

[@shiannafoxx]

@@Haveink RIP 😔

[@guydude439]

Elijah's arc in the anime was so good. It sucks that the writers cut him off early by using that firey chariot plot device to send him away. Noah's Arc on the other hand

[@Harry-sh5si]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/j2S5e5WVqdiWm6M ...

[@Sanchlingernon]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@EpicGhostShadow]

Ha

[@datman3977]

Not bad Guy Dude, not bad at all

[@asomeness55]

That Noah's arc pun is the equivalent of "there's a leek in the boat"