Bible Games 2 - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

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Cinemassacre

Cinemassacre

Күн бұрын

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@snugasapugonarug
@snugasapugonarug 8 жыл бұрын
There's at least _one_ person somewhere in the world who sang along to that karaoke. One very sad person.
@connerjohnston4439
@connerjohnston4439 8 жыл бұрын
You just got a subscriber for no reason what do you say to that.
@WTK55
@WTK55 8 жыл бұрын
Ed, plz.
@WolfPawArmoury
@WolfPawArmoury 8 жыл бұрын
You are woodpecker. Except with dirt.
@LouisMinett
@LouisMinett 8 жыл бұрын
Was it Plank?
@kmezzi
@kmezzi 8 жыл бұрын
Sure it wasn't Double D? Love you Ed! ;)
@Milligan777
@Milligan777 4 жыл бұрын
He kept his promise. Further proof that James Rolfe is the greatest KZbinr to ever live.
@chrisrj9871
@chrisrj9871 4 жыл бұрын
He didn't actually promise as was said in his video, but he did listen to fan demand... then got sarcastic about it at the end lol
@chrisrj9871
@chrisrj9871 4 жыл бұрын
@Kazuhir 007 - gesundheit
@akisa7865
@akisa7865 4 жыл бұрын
@Mrilima He's speaking the language of gods!
@krysmrug6478
@krysmrug6478 4 жыл бұрын
@Kazuhir 007 ur pfp
@bobkolterjahn4266
@bobkolterjahn4266 4 жыл бұрын
He failed to review the worst video game in history for his 100th episode. At least NC reviewed his most requested movie for his 100th episode.
@LeatherIceCream
@LeatherIceCream 8 жыл бұрын
still waiting for 2020 when he'll review raid 2020
@CamTroid
@CamTroid 8 жыл бұрын
It's been 7.5 years since this episode was released and James is still going strong. We're well over halfway there
@sorindumitruboldureanu7478
@sorindumitruboldureanu7478 8 жыл бұрын
YOU STOLE MY IDEA
@MagicMaster667
@MagicMaster667 8 жыл бұрын
Don't we all?
@My170TTV
@My170TTV 8 жыл бұрын
4 more years.....
@ben-ji
@ben-ji 8 жыл бұрын
me too! xD, wanted to write the same thing
@flyingfist4203
@flyingfist4203 5 жыл бұрын
5:56 "Raid 2020. Maybe I'll review that in the year 2020." We've come a long way.
@MahoganyVinceArchive
@MahoganyVinceArchive 5 жыл бұрын
I can't believe we're 8 months away from the year of Raid 2020
@HelloHamburger
@HelloHamburger 5 жыл бұрын
4 Now!
@donmcdouglas5017
@donmcdouglas5017 5 жыл бұрын
whats raid 2020?
@HelloHamburger
@HelloHamburger 5 жыл бұрын
Don McDouglas He says he will play Raid 2020 in 2020. I think they might have just thought of a random year somewhere in the distant future.
@donmcdouglas5017
@donmcdouglas5017 5 жыл бұрын
@@HelloHamburger ah ok thanks
@gezi5927
@gezi5927 5 жыл бұрын
Almost here bois
@kaitlynhayes7877
@kaitlynhayes7877 5 жыл бұрын
2008: Maybe I'll review that in the year 2020 2019: Three copies of raid 2020
@terrencetapp3285
@terrencetapp3285 4 жыл бұрын
Facts 2008 I was 13 now I’m 26 tha was long wait 😂
@floatingf8783
@floatingf8783 4 жыл бұрын
2020: The Nerd actually reviews Raid 2020
@Steamer96
@Steamer96 4 жыл бұрын
I was 12 years old back then I can't remember If I knew of AVGN I migh've seen him in a YTP.
@demonicdonte7892
@demonicdonte7892 4 жыл бұрын
To quote from Persona 3: I’ve been waiting for this!
@astrayboy8409
@astrayboy8409 4 жыл бұрын
@@floatingf8783 Really?
@LTJfan
@LTJfan 5 жыл бұрын
"If I was God, I'd be pissed." Perfect quote by AVGN
@KellsKats
@KellsKats 4 жыл бұрын
I FOUND ONE
@Jorgesolison10
@Jorgesolison10 2 жыл бұрын
GREATEST AVGN QUOTE EVER! MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!
@AtlasBlizzard
@AtlasBlizzard 2 жыл бұрын
AVGN quotes are the best.
@youwayo
@youwayo Жыл бұрын
666 likes. Nice
@BIaziken2
@BIaziken2 4 жыл бұрын
The madman actually did it.
@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643
@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643 4 жыл бұрын
Fact!
@jaironantonioevardone8345
@jaironantonioevardone8345 4 жыл бұрын
Really true
@yournamegoeshere7584
@yournamegoeshere7584 4 жыл бұрын
he reviewed Raid 2020!!!
@sauravmohammed5221
@sauravmohammed5221 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@mightbearer
@mightbearer 4 жыл бұрын
Amazing!!
@Cloud-rx8zl
@Cloud-rx8zl 5 жыл бұрын
1 more year until he reviews Raid 2020 hell yeah!
@gustavscelmins428
@gustavscelmins428 5 жыл бұрын
@TAKKERTM Lol I was about to say the same
@BureteBob
@BureteBob 5 жыл бұрын
everytime we are soooo close
@shazbar6505
@shazbar6505 5 жыл бұрын
@TAKKERTM *_-okay-_*
@kameronbowers432
@kameronbowers432 5 жыл бұрын
I hope he reveiws that game in 2020.
@scotts-tech
@scotts-tech 5 жыл бұрын
I have been waiting for this for a long time.. No seriously. I have been waiting the better part of my life for this episode. I have been waiting through thick and thin for THIS EPISODE. I hope it's really fucking good because I will have waited 11 years for the AVGN Raid 2020 episode!
@InuYugiHakusho
@InuYugiHakusho 8 жыл бұрын
I noticed the plumbers in Sunday Funday don't wear ties...
@yeremiafrans9425
@yeremiafrans9425 6 жыл бұрын
Oh crap...
@yorick22
@yorick22 6 жыл бұрын
InuYugiHakusho Leave now
@YumeKojoCosplay
@YumeKojoCosplay 5 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there.😉
@mostverticalproductions4808
@mostverticalproductions4808 5 жыл бұрын
What the fuck??? You can't even trust the damn title!
@xuanbaoXb
@xuanbaoXb 5 жыл бұрын
......
@tyreejeballard
@tyreejeballard 4 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid and I watched this the year 2020 sounded so futuristic and far away, now here we are and all I want to do is go back to this time
@TheLarryburns84
@TheLarryburns84 2 жыл бұрын
pretty much. ya nailed it
@SkulShurtugalTCG
@SkulShurtugalTCG 4 жыл бұрын
It's 2020, fellow nerds!
@vfspectrum4652
@vfspectrum4652 4 жыл бұрын
you cant tell me what year it is
@michellehoegsted5745
@michellehoegsted5745 4 жыл бұрын
2020 has come knocking
@jvam16
@jvam16 4 жыл бұрын
Did he already reviewed it? xD
@thecinemaniac192
@thecinemaniac192 4 жыл бұрын
@@jvam16 yes he did
@John-merman
@John-merman 4 жыл бұрын
@@thecinemaniac192 thanks for answering for me cause I was about to say the same thing
@mikedocherty6160
@mikedocherty6160 5 жыл бұрын
10-years to the day this came came out. I remember it well. I was super stressed in university and not coping well. This was back when AVGN came out every two weeks. Because it was so close to Xmas I assumed he would skip the week two release. This was a God send for my mood and has been a core of my Christmas Tradition ever since. Thank you AVGN!!!
@steiner_01
@steiner_01 5 жыл бұрын
I love this personal histories
@AriochStarr
@AriochStarr 5 жыл бұрын
Happy to see you made it through and well.
@Blueflag04
@Blueflag04 4 жыл бұрын
10 years later
@jackroche2065
@jackroche2065 8 жыл бұрын
2020 is getting pretty close. better keep your word
@leeiif
@leeiif 8 жыл бұрын
That would be amazing.
@sorindumitruboldureanu7478
@sorindumitruboldureanu7478 8 жыл бұрын
yeah
@basiltheleafeon
@basiltheleafeon 8 жыл бұрын
So 20XX is almost here?
@tawmifm
@tawmifm 8 жыл бұрын
+Reshiramax We're in 20XX...
@jackroche2065
@jackroche2065 8 жыл бұрын
Reshiramax the xx is a place holder. It will be considered sci fi until 2100. Or somethin like that
@destroyer-stroyer6349
@destroyer-stroyer6349 5 жыл бұрын
It's almost 2020 nerd, can't wait for the review!
@athenastarbrite2955
@athenastarbrite2955 5 жыл бұрын
He did say “ maybe “.
@sanromanosqui
@sanromanosqui 5 жыл бұрын
@@athenastarbrite2955 we don't care, it's has been 10 years of waiting, he better DO IT!
@saint23thomas
@saint23thomas 5 жыл бұрын
@@zombro8697 about:mozilla
@truedashfan
@truedashfan 5 жыл бұрын
@@saint23thomas im excited to see it as well please nerd.
@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643
@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643 4 жыл бұрын
It's 'ere!
@ramendiety5873
@ramendiety5873 5 жыл бұрын
“Maybe I’ll review that in 2020” ITS ALMOST TIME BOYS AND GIRLS 🙌🏼
@MegaConrad
@MegaConrad 5 жыл бұрын
It is official
@Fuziontony123
@Fuziontony123 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao after Majoras Mask😂
@nWoandDX4life
@nWoandDX4life 4 жыл бұрын
@NO PATS JIM Have you watched his Majora Mask video? He will do it.
@Blueflag04
@Blueflag04 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@MegaMr46
@MegaMr46 4 жыл бұрын
Memesdid420 the time has come Bring in Raid 2020
@raymileshun23
@raymileshun23 8 жыл бұрын
So basically in Sunday Funday you want to go to the church, while the whole town wants to kill you.... reminds me of Jekyll and Hyde
@TheGrayMysterious
@TheGrayMysterious 8 жыл бұрын
WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A- Wait, shit. Wrong game.
@Mushroom378
@Mushroom378 8 жыл бұрын
THE MORNING MOON HAS BEEN VANQUISHED THE HORRIBLE DAY Wait, wrong sentence!
@Connorbub
@Connorbub 8 жыл бұрын
reminds me of real life
@33merickson
@33merickson 8 жыл бұрын
Detroit is pretty shitty.
@mksmike
@mksmike 7 жыл бұрын
And the poor kid's not even going to get married.
@HarmonicVector
@HarmonicVector 5 жыл бұрын
Raid 2020's review is nearly due... Only 1/4 of the way there...
@sirlukas73
@sirlukas73 4 жыл бұрын
Boys we're doing it
@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643
@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643 4 жыл бұрын
It's here!
@Marie-qv6on
@Marie-qv6on 4 жыл бұрын
Where the heck did you get the 1/4 from
@JackTheripper911
@JackTheripper911 4 жыл бұрын
1/4 would have been *years* ago
@ECL28E
@ECL28E 8 жыл бұрын
"Who are these RAGING ATHEISTS that don't want you to go to church?" Oh, that brings me joy
@mini-_
@mini-_ 8 жыл бұрын
This makes my neckbeard tremble *flies away with trenchcoat cape*
@alexa.335
@alexa.335 7 жыл бұрын
Enjoy silence instead
@viviannemj5310
@viviannemj5310 5 жыл бұрын
The figments of a creationists imagination.
@coolhistory2710
@coolhistory2710 5 жыл бұрын
Aithists dont care if you go to church.most dont sunday funday stop lying
@denizyuksel5093
@denizyuksel5093 5 жыл бұрын
@@coolhistory2710 Stop lying. I'm an atheist and i can confirm that our whole town tries to prevent people from going to church every schoolday. It's our favourite pasttime.
@YowLife
@YowLife 4 жыл бұрын
It's 2020, why isn't the review of Raid 2020 out yet?
@notcockycody1342
@notcockycody1342 4 жыл бұрын
It has now XD
@pogpogger2826
@pogpogger2826 4 жыл бұрын
@Bo Peep Because of your mother*
@parker-boy98
@parker-boy98 4 жыл бұрын
It is
@dynamagon
@dynamagon 3 жыл бұрын
It is
@SentientPotatoXIII
@SentientPotatoXIII 3 жыл бұрын
It is
@Khaleslie
@Khaleslie 4 жыл бұрын
"Who are these raging atheists..." Funniest AVGN quote ever.
@EvilApple567
@EvilApple567 3 жыл бұрын
It's really his inflection that makes these lines stick with us for so many years. "Who ARE, these RAGING atheists" His delivery was so amazing in this era, you could tell he really wanted nothing more than to make this series the absolute best it could possibly be.
@carybeweary7209
@carybeweary7209 3 жыл бұрын
TJ Kirk: Hey,I had nothing to do with making these games!
@mido3332
@mido3332 2 жыл бұрын
Avgn described r/atheism
@mathgasm8484
@mathgasm8484 2 жыл бұрын
My grandma would rent me bible games when I visited and rented a NES for the summer. I liked the satanic bubble bobble more.
@jaygooese4242
@jaygooese4242 2 жыл бұрын
Okay this game looks awesome 4:00
@syedwahab2021
@syedwahab2021 4 жыл бұрын
Normal People: Counts down for the New Year AVGN Fans: Counts down for Raid 2020
@xm_heecka.laddder.job_mx5962
@xm_heecka.laddder.job_mx5962 4 жыл бұрын
nah, i'm NORMAL and i love AVGN... c'mon XD
@SaturdayMorningAlive
@SaturdayMorningAlive 9 жыл бұрын
Can't wait! In just 5 years James is going to review RAID 2020! I'm psyched!
@BirdRaiserE
@BirdRaiserE 9 жыл бұрын
+SaturdayMorningAlive It's almost 4 years by now surely
@prettyflacko9860
@prettyflacko9860 8 жыл бұрын
4 years left
@Thegreatclamslamof93
@Thegreatclamslamof93 8 жыл бұрын
+SaturdayMorningAlive I'm happy to see I'm not the only one who remembers this! Four more years nerd....
@hasanpatel9029
@hasanpatel9029 8 жыл бұрын
+SaturdayMorningAlive YIPPY!
@Bwzinh1510
@Bwzinh1510 8 жыл бұрын
p
@trueblueryu5713
@trueblueryu5713 5 жыл бұрын
After the Majora’s Mask vid dropped, we all know why we’re here.
@ArturoVelazquez3
@ArturoVelazquez3 5 жыл бұрын
5:50 :)
@Mugen_Koda
@Mugen_Koda 5 жыл бұрын
Ya got me lad. Happy raid 2020ing
@zombies4evadude24
@zombies4evadude24 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@jayive34
@jayive34 4 жыл бұрын
A little throwaway quote that got way out of proportion.
@ZoMbiE_CSP
@ZoMbiE_CSP 4 жыл бұрын
Happy New Year, pals! :)
@MrBytorr
@MrBytorr 8 жыл бұрын
I'M. AN. IDOL. WORSHIPPED. BY. MANY. THERE'S. SOMEONE. DOWNSTAIRS. WHO. WORSHIPS. ME.
@SpookySkellyGurl
@SpookySkellyGurl 8 жыл бұрын
MrBytorr I like Morty, and I hope that he likes me...
@blackadder5517
@blackadder5517 8 жыл бұрын
MrBytorr talks like William Shatner
@yoshitheone53
@yoshitheone53 7 жыл бұрын
Bill Cosby?
@capitaoazulao
@capitaoazulao 7 жыл бұрын
That's a offense to Anubis >:(
@Dreigonix
@Dreigonix 7 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's Mecha-Battleship "Anubis" from Luxor Evolved.
@mryetiman6302
@mryetiman6302 7 жыл бұрын
"Yippe, yippe, whoops" when my siblings were born vs when I was born
@jakesbase5657
@jakesbase5657 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@liam-no2kn
@liam-no2kn 5 жыл бұрын
You sound like anakin in the n64 podraceing game
@3agle280
@3agle280 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@brad_hensil
@brad_hensil 5 жыл бұрын
liam I’LL TRY SPINNING, THAT’S A GOOD TRICK
@yokab
@yokab 10 жыл бұрын
"I am a god, and I am worshiped by many" The voice killed it,it's like an uninterested version of john malkovich
@jodonthesith7172
@jodonthesith7172 4 жыл бұрын
*Maybe I’ll review that in the year 2020.* This couldn’t have aged any better.
@aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa
@aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa 7 жыл бұрын
3 More Years until he reviews Raid 2020
@inrg3688
@inrg3688 6 жыл бұрын
Two more years
@AizensPlan
@AizensPlan 6 жыл бұрын
One more year
@nathaniellefebvre342
@nathaniellefebvre342 6 жыл бұрын
2 years
@CubicApocalypse128
@CubicApocalypse128 6 жыл бұрын
34 more years
@ComicWriter-ml3qt
@ComicWriter-ml3qt 6 жыл бұрын
Kalfu comments like yours make me wonder why KZbin even has a dislike button if it doesn’t do shit
@Hektor88
@Hektor88 8 жыл бұрын
13:25 "We're livin' on the edge! More like livin' on a prayer!" That's probably the cleverest pun AVGN has ever made.
@JaggedBird
@JaggedBird 6 жыл бұрын
Hektor Annatar there’s more clever puns he’s made but it’s pretty great
@3Guys1Video
@3Guys1Video 5 жыл бұрын
lol
@coolhistory2710
@coolhistory2710 5 жыл бұрын
Ze bibll is not reeel
@megatronsroyalemissary382
@megatronsroyalemissary382 5 жыл бұрын
WOAH WE’RE HALFWAY THERE
@Frog_Assassin
@Frog_Assassin 5 ай бұрын
OOOOH LIVIN ON A PRAYER
@NemoNautilusEra
@NemoNautilusEra 5 жыл бұрын
So... Raid 2020 confirmed for next year?
@solarstrike33
@solarstrike33 5 жыл бұрын
@@mr.doctor6774 Triple confirmed.
@JesusDeNazaret33
@JesusDeNazaret33 4 жыл бұрын
For tomorrow.
@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643
@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643 4 жыл бұрын
Here we are.
@mr.napoleon6235
@mr.napoleon6235 3 жыл бұрын
Its become a tradition for 9 years to watch all the classic AVGN Christmas Episodes near Christmas.
@Mikenessticity
@Mikenessticity 3 жыл бұрын
yesssss. Thats what im doing now lol.
@Lucaryu96
@Lucaryu96 Жыл бұрын
So I'm not the only one...
@blightedgrounds
@blightedgrounds Жыл бұрын
Watch out for those killer vacuum cleaners & suitcases!
@NGTGO
@NGTGO 8 жыл бұрын
Raid 2020. We're almost there.
@Gaminggod1997BAGR
@Gaminggod1997BAGR 8 жыл бұрын
only 4 more years
@RoseHowat
@RoseHowat 8 жыл бұрын
Dohn Joe Very true
@SurgeCess
@SurgeCess 7 жыл бұрын
I had that game, it's really not that special. Definitely not worthy of an entire review.
@hallowseve5801
@hallowseve5801 6 жыл бұрын
Hey it would be totally worth it to me xD
@jacksonbellis8231
@jacksonbellis8231 6 жыл бұрын
We’re even closer now my beother
@TheChaosDragoness
@TheChaosDragoness 8 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine January 2020 I'll see that RAID 2020 review in my subscriptions.
@skudzer1985
@skudzer1985 9 жыл бұрын
The review for Raid 2020 is only 5 years away.
@ApocaFlacks
@ApocaFlacks 9 жыл бұрын
skudzer1985 I must have the profile picure
@skudzer1985
@skudzer1985 4 жыл бұрын
Hey I'm replying to my own comment from 5 years ago. Trippy.
@StrikerBwF
@StrikerBwF 5 жыл бұрын
After Majora's Mask review... I'm more ready than ever to see Raid 2020
@CriticalRainbow
@CriticalRainbow 10 жыл бұрын
This video isn't sacrilegious. Coming from a Catholic, its just funny to see these terrible games with Bible themes. That'd be like a War Vet being offended by a bad shooter game.
@leon2550
@leon2550 10 жыл бұрын
well you're certainly more relaxed then some christians i know. their faces would look like eggplants if they saw this video.
@CriticalRainbow
@CriticalRainbow 10 жыл бұрын
I don't see why. There is nothing bashing my religion or any religion for that matter. They are just bad games.
@leon2550
@leon2550 10 жыл бұрын
i know. i don't understand them either. some people just take things too far.
@CriticalRainbow
@CriticalRainbow 10 жыл бұрын
I guess the real problem here is that too many people look to be offended. No one can take a joke anymore.
@CriticalRainbow
@CriticalRainbow 10 жыл бұрын
***** Thanks. Christians really aren't all bad. But the extremists scare people off. I can assure you that most of us are just normal people.
@darkmage07070777
@darkmage07070777 8 жыл бұрын
"It's bible games on CD-I!" AHHHHHHHH *runs away*
@bubsythebobcat57
@bubsythebobcat57 8 жыл бұрын
Only 3 years left until the Raid 2020 Review. I'm hyped.
@Marcelelias11
@Marcelelias11 8 жыл бұрын
This year barely counts
@war.helmets9636
@war.helmets9636 7 жыл бұрын
Know it's three
@dustinthehuman8626
@dustinthehuman8626 7 жыл бұрын
Bubsy The Bobcat *_WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?_*
@M50A1
@M50A1 7 жыл бұрын
it'll feel like forever
@mcpuffy9032
@mcpuffy9032 7 жыл бұрын
Almost 2
@TF-Times
@TF-Times 4 жыл бұрын
I’m still shook that he reviewed Raid 2020 in 2020. Bruh. We in the future.
@TonyMactv
@TonyMactv 7 жыл бұрын
In my youth church days, I remember there was a band called 4Him and that's a midi of one of their songs. Judge me all you want for that knowledge but that scene and AVGN's reaction made that awesome lol
@Ovcharka88
@Ovcharka88 5 жыл бұрын
No judgement for going to church my friend.
@hazukichanx408
@hazukichanx408 5 жыл бұрын
I leave it to the invisible flying spaghetti monster to judge or withhold judgment, as it sees fit.
@TheNobody-ru5xg
@TheNobody-ru5xg 9 жыл бұрын
A game actually about the bible without any of this watered down childish stuff could actually be freaking awesome.
@I_am_a_cat_
@I_am_a_cat_ 9 жыл бұрын
Rylan Yeckley probably won't happen until like... 2500 and a new religion has come along. Just like we have a bunch of greek and roman mythology games.
@GoldSrc_
@GoldSrc_ 9 жыл бұрын
Rylan Yeckley It would be a very inconsistent, contradictory and ridiculous game.
@emarythomp
@emarythomp 9 жыл бұрын
I would love to be God and circumcise Moses' son
@GoldSrc_
@GoldSrc_ 9 жыл бұрын
Keith Richards How was my comment "anti-religious"?
@zxtmasmith9883
@zxtmasmith9883 9 жыл бұрын
Wow Aj, why are you atheists so butthurt about God? Why should he explain his belief system to you? After all, all you will do is make fun of it! If you don't believe in God then maybe you should fuck off and do something productive with your life (something atheists teach but most don't do).
@nathancollier1496
@nathancollier1496 9 жыл бұрын
I like how for the soundtrack soundtrack to "Exodus" (which is about Moses), instead of choosing a Moses related song, they went with "Father Abraham"
@Sholuhu
@Sholuhu 9 жыл бұрын
And many sons and many sons and father abraham
@litigioussociety4249
@litigioussociety4249 9 жыл бұрын
One of the other songs was, "Hosanna, Loud Hosanna," which is for Palm Sunday. I think it played it when you pause the game.
@realyungjoe
@realyungjoe 4 жыл бұрын
Going back for Raid 2020 hype, it's interesting to see opening credits featuring Gametrailers and Screwattack, both of which AVGN has outlived
@lambsauce7969
@lambsauce7969 8 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting on that Noah's Ark pachinko machine, Konami....
@Luna-Fox
@Luna-Fox 8 жыл бұрын
Get 100,000,000 points for Noah to take off his robe!
@lambsauce7969
@lambsauce7969 8 жыл бұрын
Luigifan64 Then it would be called "Noah's Porn Ark". Rated A for Adult.
@thejourney2point0
@thejourney2point0 8 жыл бұрын
Hit the lever!
@SomerandomShiro
@SomerandomShiro 8 жыл бұрын
WAHHHHH MY EYES
@spindalis79
@spindalis79 8 жыл бұрын
Notice that James shows a screen shot where there are Moi in the game? Another Konami game from around the same time also loaded with the Easter Island Heads is "Parodius"
@jackgarcia5926
@jackgarcia5926 4 жыл бұрын
_"If i was god, i'd be pissed"_ *-James "I beat two satans in my underwear" Rolfe*
@zyzzy-ko4ww
@zyzzy-ko4ww 6 ай бұрын
He's actually James AVGN Rolfe. I know, you know it, EVERYBODY knows it!
@Athanael777
@Athanael777 5 жыл бұрын
The wait is almost over, RAID 2020 here we go!
@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643
@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643 4 жыл бұрын
It's finally here.
@JoeyTDoesThings
@JoeyTDoesThings 4 жыл бұрын
IT HAPPENED. THAT FUCKING MADLAD.
@boredstudent
@boredstudent Жыл бұрын
AVGN: Maybe I'll review it in the year 2020 (Raid 2020) 2020: he did it
@xplinux22
@xplinux22 7 жыл бұрын
I love how nonchalantly he says "and then you get a violent picture of somebody being whipped." Makes me snort every time. 😂
@save_zawarudo
@save_zawarudo 5 жыл бұрын
"if I was God I would be piss" I think he's already pissed
@pacartwright86
@pacartwright86 5 жыл бұрын
you would be piss if you were god? ok...
@Krueltybeast187
@Krueltybeast187 5 жыл бұрын
He's not pissed, he's dead...
@rainingtacos7529
@rainingtacos7529 5 жыл бұрын
@@Krueltybeast187 We killed him.
@Curlyheart
@Curlyheart 4 жыл бұрын
@@Krueltybeast187 gg
@oculttheexegaming2509
@oculttheexegaming2509 4 жыл бұрын
@@rainingtacos7529 Nietzsche would be proud to hear that.
@ChaleeRenee
@ChaleeRenee 5 жыл бұрын
That "bird" that comes out when they die is actually their soul.
@l0nkzolda202
@l0nkzolda202 3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was achermides from tf2
@thema1998
@thema1998 6 ай бұрын
​@@l0nkzolda202 I've never played Team Fortress 2. What do those things look like? 🤔
@101Volts
@101Volts 4 ай бұрын
@@thema1998 "Archimedes" is simply a white bird, but I'm not sure if Archimedes is a Dove or a Pigeon. Whatever the case, the bird was canonically sewn into Scout's chest during surgery. (Archimedes had a habit of pilfering through people's chests while they're alive.) As an Easter Egg result in-game, if Scout explodes, there's a small chance that Archimedes will fly away unharmed.
@connersmith2312
@connersmith2312 Жыл бұрын
I always come back to this episode for the “yippee ” 😂😂
@Cnoble59
@Cnoble59 Жыл бұрын
I still quote that “yippee” to this day.
@Xarfax321
@Xarfax321 Жыл бұрын
Wops.
@AtlasBlizzard
@AtlasBlizzard Жыл бұрын
"Whoops"
@zachduperron8543
@zachduperron8543 11 ай бұрын
Same, usually in tandem with “whoops”
@HazyTown01
@HazyTown01 5 жыл бұрын
That long "DAAAAAAAAMMMN!!!" when he's playing sunday funday may be my favorite AVGN swear
@chanceishikawa1699
@chanceishikawa1699 8 жыл бұрын
5:58... better be careful James. We're almost there.
@dorpth
@dorpth 7 жыл бұрын
NES games with a lifebar that might as well not even have a lifebar: Bible Games 2 Ninja Gaiden Battletoads
@Kourumeme
@Kourumeme 5 жыл бұрын
dorpth ninja gaiden lifebar for the bosses. Everything else is a pit endurance
@fallenorrisen120
@fallenorrisen120 Жыл бұрын
13:57 “I’m an idol worshiped by many. There’s someone downstairs who worships me.” “What is it? A robot?” Enjoyed that part.
@PrimeTF
@PrimeTF 9 жыл бұрын
I find it ironic that a christian company is putting out games illegally. What a giant self-contradiction.
@dustinrausch5008
@dustinrausch5008 9 жыл бұрын
+Violent Sparkle To be fair, no one said they were a Christian company, they just put out games based on Christianity. They may have just thought they were hitting an untapped market or something.
@DrEarthwormRobotnik
@DrEarthwormRobotnik 8 жыл бұрын
+Violent Sparkle Even more ironic, most of the employees were atheists, according to an interview with the head honcho
@markuseavids5362
@markuseavids5362 7 жыл бұрын
So the video games are atheists mocking the Bible?
@ayylmao575
@ayylmao575 6 жыл бұрын
Baraka *Tips fedora*
@swashbucklemchrue2323
@swashbucklemchrue2323 6 жыл бұрын
Don't think the Bible ever said you have to every law. I mean, if a law forbade Christianity, would you obey it as a Christian?
@BiscuitHead22
@BiscuitHead22 8 жыл бұрын
Why are there Native Americans in Noah's time? Ask your local Mormon.
@MechanicsStudents
@MechanicsStudents 8 жыл бұрын
?
@shilelea
@shilelea 8 жыл бұрын
+Nicholas Bloxxer Mormons believe the patriarchs traveled to America and there was a war between the Jews and native Americans
@JDubOnTheLowdown
@JDubOnTheLowdown 8 жыл бұрын
Rekt.
@capitaoazulao
@capitaoazulao 7 жыл бұрын
GENIUS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD YOU WON THE DAY!
@Austin.D
@Austin.D 6 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Bloxxer don’t Ask me I’ve got no clue
@haileyholt2957
@haileyholt2957 8 жыл бұрын
I was student teaching at my Lutheran preschool and when the teacher read bible stories about baby Moses it reminded me of these episodes and I almost started laughing during the story... I am a horrible person
@ninototo1
@ninototo1 5 жыл бұрын
Mhm pfannkuchen
@TRASH_QR_CODER
@TRASH_QR_CODER 4 жыл бұрын
I watched this back in 2008 When he said he'll review Raid 2020 in the year 2020, I laughed because it seemed far away for a game review and I assumed that the show would cease to exist by then. Yet here I am, 12 years later rewatching this video again because Raid 2020 was shown at the end of the latest AVGN episode. That is true dedication right there, and that's why I kept watching this show throughout the years.
@SaveTheFuture
@SaveTheFuture 8 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how unholy these games are.
@rythmjc3
@rythmjc3 8 жыл бұрын
Its pretty obvious video game makers are all atheist making fun of Christianity lol
@GenerationX1984
@GenerationX1984 8 жыл бұрын
Sunday Funday made me LMAO! I can't breathe! Too funny. XD
@RoundShades
@RoundShades 8 жыл бұрын
I don't know, these games might be called Bible Games, because they'll genuinely have you looking to the Bible for help.
@jacobdebaker
@jacobdebaker 6 жыл бұрын
Baraka Its amazing how someone who cannot account for objective morality in their worldview uses objective morality in an attempt to show that something is objectively evil.
@obitwokenobi9808
@obitwokenobi9808 6 жыл бұрын
Ironic
@T-Dawg-lp2sh
@T-Dawg-lp2sh 5 жыл бұрын
Only 5 more months untill the nerd reviews raid 2020
@holynarwhale8729
@holynarwhale8729 8 жыл бұрын
As a Christian, I can truly say, AVOID THESE GAMES.
@coreywilliams4299
@coreywilliams4299 8 жыл бұрын
Corrupted games.
@benmakesmovies49
@benmakesmovies49 6 жыл бұрын
Baraka literally no one asked
@phoenixrising8294
@phoenixrising8294 6 жыл бұрын
+Baraka no one asked for that detailed opinion
@jacobdebaker
@jacobdebaker 6 жыл бұрын
Phoenix Rising especially when he/she can't account for objective morality which is the main presupposition of their argument.
@phoenixrising8294
@phoenixrising8294 6 жыл бұрын
TheChosenWolf 17 ah well, let's all agree that the games make Wolfenstein 3d for SNES look like a Miyazaki film.
@loosetube5417
@loosetube5417 4 жыл бұрын
I remember staying up way past my bedtime to watch AVGN in middle school, and I would always get so excited when they came out. Can't believe it's been 11 years. Love ya James.
@josephmatthews7698
@josephmatthews7698 7 жыл бұрын
What sucks is that you could legitimately make some badass games based off the Bible. Imagine being moses leading your people or Daniel v the lion and of course David v Goliath.
@edwardmerriam6970
@edwardmerriam6970 5 жыл бұрын
Low key a God of War-like game based on Biblical stories would be awesome
@hackerp49
@hackerp49 2 жыл бұрын
Would be too violent for Christian parents back then.
@retrogamelover2012
@retrogamelover2012 2 жыл бұрын
@@edwardmerriam6970 So, basically like Dante's Inferno.
@seanmyster6
@seanmyster6 2 жыл бұрын
@@edwardmerriam6970 Either David or Samson would be the best choices of playable character for a game like that.
@retrogamernr.8569
@retrogamernr.8569 Ай бұрын
​@@seanmyster6I can imagine a Samson game in the style of Hyrule Warriors or Drakengard. Dude went around slaughtering an army with a jawbone.
@Marie-qv6on
@Marie-qv6on 8 жыл бұрын
BE COURAGEOUS, JOSHUA!
@senpaicity3334
@senpaicity3334 6 жыл бұрын
"8 bit Father Abraham song"
@katcano4474
@katcano4474 6 жыл бұрын
🅱 *_COURAGEOUS, JOSHUA_*
@fishbulb3926
@fishbulb3926 6 жыл бұрын
blessed marie calamari doll that calls you joshua and verbally reaffirms your courage
@suedonnym
@suedonnym 5 жыл бұрын
@@fishbulb3926 cursed marie calimari doll that eats all the pizza and tells you to play raid 2020
@hankhill242productions6
@hankhill242productions6 5 жыл бұрын
"Moses and me plays"
@gojihunter3118
@gojihunter3118 9 жыл бұрын
It seems only Konami can do things right when turning the bible into video games.
@ShadowBlazer3000
@ShadowBlazer3000 9 жыл бұрын
+Gojihunter31 wait for the erotic violence of Adam and Eve Pachinko Machine
@gojihunter3118
@gojihunter3118 9 жыл бұрын
Hee hee.
@dawnbreaker2912
@dawnbreaker2912 9 жыл бұрын
+Gojihunter31 And Nintendo licensed that one, as well as gave Konami a special pass for the crosses and other symbolism in the Castlevania games... they REALLY loved Konami back then.
@SuperHandyman100
@SuperHandyman100 8 жыл бұрын
+Gojihunter31 They really need Jesus right now.
@WillieManga
@WillieManga 8 жыл бұрын
I miss those days.
@dimbusjenkins
@dimbusjenkins 3 жыл бұрын
"Unless you have the toploader, that plays anything." Alladin Deck Enhancer: "He said WHAT? Oh, I'm gonna make him regret this..."
@Qu4rterMoon
@Qu4rterMoon 8 жыл бұрын
13:56 Sounds like a really terrible impression of Morgan Freeman.
@nicholaslienandjaja1815
@nicholaslienandjaja1815 5 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is, Morgan Freeman was the narrator of a National Geographic documentary called The Story of God.
@GeorgeQ
@GeorgeQ 5 жыл бұрын
lmao
@azurda7483
@azurda7483 5 жыл бұрын
@@nicholaslienandjaja1815 He also played God in the movie Bruce Almighty
@dm07079393
@dm07079393 9 жыл бұрын
Do you think any kids actually sang the karaoke songs? I just pictured some church camp trying to be hip by having these CD-I games.
@zxtmasmith9883
@zxtmasmith9883 9 жыл бұрын
Actually I doubt that very much.
@mapley2167
@mapley2167 9 жыл бұрын
I actually thought the same exact thing
@TheLennyLegoShow
@TheLennyLegoShow 9 жыл бұрын
+dm07079393 It would probably go the same way it did that one day when Cici's was dumb enough to hire a DJ on, of all times, a Sunday Afternoon.
@mateobonavento3939
@mateobonavento3939 8 жыл бұрын
Oh man. After reading the comments I gave Raid 2020 a try. It's so bad that it's perfect for a review! There are bombs scattered everywhere and bird poop kills you.
@ErebosSpiral
@ErebosSpiral 7 жыл бұрын
it has a score of 5.6 on gamespot
@yoshitheone53
@yoshitheone53 7 жыл бұрын
Mateo Bonavento U PUT THE WRONG GAME WHATS WORSE ITS A BAD GAME DR JEKYLL AND MR HYDE
@capitaoazulao
@capitaoazulao 7 жыл бұрын
Color Dreams is indeed more infamous than LJN if is that possible, we need more AVGN episodes about them
@VelvetCakeA113
@VelvetCakeA113 6 жыл бұрын
Well we've only got 2 years left!
@claudevandog
@claudevandog Жыл бұрын
It's strange hearing the Raid 2020 line knowing when this was uploaded 2020 was a while away, and now it is a few years in the past.
@Kugawattan
@Kugawattan 10 жыл бұрын
Oh god the "Yipee/Whoops" part just completely killed me. I can't breathe... xDDD
@apollorock3r244
@apollorock3r244 5 жыл бұрын
5:58 After the recent review of The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, he's going to review Raid:2020. Fitting that next year is going to be 2020. XD
@uncensorer
@uncensorer 11 жыл бұрын
"It's Bible games....ON CDI!!!!" Best part.
@zujaayy799
@zujaayy799 4 жыл бұрын
Remember 10 years ago watching this thinking their was no way he was going get to 2020
@IBroLLyISePhIrOtH
@IBroLLyISePhIrOtH 5 жыл бұрын
few weeks for 2020 - raid 2020 waiting -
@ezekielrose5173
@ezekielrose5173 5 жыл бұрын
5:58 One more month, Nerd. We didn't forget.
@alexsilva28
@alexsilva28 4 жыл бұрын
Neither did he
@brandoncallaway5354
@brandoncallaway5354 4 жыл бұрын
Today is 2020!
@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643
@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643 4 жыл бұрын
Here we go!
@Neilhammond64
@Neilhammond64 4 жыл бұрын
This comment and its replies almost made me cry. We didn't know. How could we have known?
@shoniel
@shoniel 5 жыл бұрын
1 More Year Until Raid 2020
@LucasBradleylpbproductions6
@LucasBradleylpbproductions6 4 жыл бұрын
Who here came to this after watching the Raid 2020 review?
@bentaylor1617
@bentaylor1617 4 жыл бұрын
Me
@215jmo
@215jmo 10 жыл бұрын
Raid 2020. Just 6 years till that one is reviewed LOL
@Arkiasis
@Arkiasis 11 жыл бұрын
"Who are these raging atheists who don't want you to go to church?" lmfao
@AlteredPiano
@AlteredPiano 10 жыл бұрын
Fishfall? Must be a prequel to Titanfall... Thanks. I'll be here all week.
@yumann
@yumann 5 жыл бұрын
Today is 12.12.19 and the next review will be Raid 2020. It feels like yesterday when AVGN reviewed Street Fighter 2010!
@SuperDav1995
@SuperDav1995 6 жыл бұрын
2 more years until the raid 2020 review. gettin *hyped* .
@thewitchpolyglot6625
@thewitchpolyglot6625 5 жыл бұрын
5 months until he reviews Raid 2020
@kannm03
@kannm03 10 жыл бұрын
I'm a Christian and I'm laughing at how none of these are even close to the bible.
@NotVeryRandomDude
@NotVeryRandomDude 10 жыл бұрын
***** The Civilization games are pretty awesome.
@kannm03
@kannm03 10 жыл бұрын
yes they are very nice how can i forget
@Lucario340
@Lucario340 9 жыл бұрын
***** Number one, Sauron isn't based on Satan. And even if he was, I clearly would have a better understanding of religion then. Number two it's a fucking character in a fantasy book.
@Lucario340
@Lucario340 9 жыл бұрын
***** Morgoth is a better representation of Satan as he his more powerful and evil. He is also and Ainur who fell to darkness. Morgoth is based on Satan, not Sauron
@Lucario340
@Lucario340 9 жыл бұрын
***** Plus it still doesn't matter. I like Lord of the Rings so my Google plus account is named Sauron. Why the fuck does that matter
@bradleypearl2986
@bradleypearl2986 4 жыл бұрын
IT IS TIME MY COMRADES. HE CAN NOW REVIEW RAID 2020. HURAH!
@rabidrabbitshuggers
@rabidrabbitshuggers 10 жыл бұрын
It funny how one of the commandments is Thou Shalt Not Steal, and yet a lot of the programming for these religious games...
@HelloQro
@HelloQro 9 жыл бұрын
copying is not stealing.
@sa_x1163
@sa_x1163 9 жыл бұрын
HelloQro Plagiarism.
@miniasriel9951
@miniasriel9951 9 жыл бұрын
Ashley Johansson "Thou Shalt Not Kill" Looks at the Holy Wars... >.
@miniasriel9951
@miniasriel9951 9 жыл бұрын
TheDarkpatate Fair enough.
@HelloQro
@HelloQro 9 жыл бұрын
***** Christians would also be loving and forgiving all people no matter what ... *open news paper* oh wait that doesn't happen at all.
@jelly_4_brainz
@jelly_4_brainz 5 жыл бұрын
Cant wait for that Raid 2020 review next year, Nerd 😍😍😍
@gaoutlaw
@gaoutlaw 10 жыл бұрын
I love how "Father Abraham" is the game music during Moses' journey.
@garyrussell0920
@garyrussell0920 4 жыл бұрын
5:58 nerd says maybe I’ll review Raid 2020 in the year 2020. 11 years has past and he finally reviewed Raid 2020 in the year 2020, and I feel old now.
@robloxfan459
@robloxfan459 10 жыл бұрын
Bird coming out when someone dies? Archimedes inside Scout anyone?
@AllanS420
@AllanS420 8 жыл бұрын
yippiii, yippiii, yippiii, wups
@somethingthatisachannel9890
@somethingthatisachannel9890 7 жыл бұрын
Anh Quan 10 likes howw i like btw
@TelieaSellers
@TelieaSellers 6 жыл бұрын
Whoops! Yippee!
@maddy9362
@maddy9362 6 жыл бұрын
You pee!
@adamuzumaki98
@adamuzumaki98 5 жыл бұрын
What a shitty game!
@emelielager5453
@emelielager5453 7 жыл бұрын
The only thing that makes me look forward to 2020 is your review of Raid 2020!!
@LunaticGaming0696
@LunaticGaming0696 5 жыл бұрын
The time has come, nerd. Raid 2020 is upon us.
@makutas-v261
@makutas-v261 4 жыл бұрын
THE GREAT RAID IS LOOMING ON US, THE GREAT RAID WILL BESTOW ITS RAIDNESS UNTO US!
@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643
@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes it is.
@indigoon9635
@indigoon9635 3 жыл бұрын
we were so excited for 2020
@jakepoole8848
@jakepoole8848 8 жыл бұрын
I never thought I'd see the day, a video about God and the Bible and theres no rude comments or death threats
@peterw4910
@peterw4910 8 жыл бұрын
2009 was a very different time
@jakepoole8848
@jakepoole8848 8 жыл бұрын
still though, people still watch it today, AVGN fans in general Ive found have always been pretty good, you don't see too many assholes
@kuzrahfan2004
@kuzrahfan2004 6 жыл бұрын
@Sailor Sedna like @Bobby duckett
@battlinbear8939
@battlinbear8939 6 жыл бұрын
Jake Poole I don’t know, I’ve seen a lot of comments such as “Christianity is a disgrace to humanity” in the comments.
@flexmasterize
@flexmasterize 5 жыл бұрын
Although I'm no fan of organized religion I have too much respect for James and his work to clutter up the comment sections of his videos with my opinions about it.
@morganallen3007
@morganallen3007 8 жыл бұрын
In 4 years, I'll be on this channel, waiting for that game.
@timmyreobed5043
@timmyreobed5043 9 жыл бұрын
Sunday Funday: Featuring enemies almost as anti-religious as KZbin commenters.
@EpicGamerWinXD69
@EpicGamerWinXD69 9 жыл бұрын
Agvn we need you to if you make a higher quality version of this video edit the part about the athirsts that stop you from going to church so you can save your self the subscribers lost because that is what 90% of your comments are about!!!!
@n00b4liciou5
@n00b4liciou5 9 жыл бұрын
I just realized... what if the kid was a Baptist?
@chrisjenkins2099
@chrisjenkins2099 9 жыл бұрын
omg those atheists make my life so hard am i rite
@Keurgui1
@Keurgui1 9 жыл бұрын
Timmy Reobed I wonder who the final boss is
@n00b4liciou5
@n00b4liciou5 9 жыл бұрын
Keurgui1 My guess is Charles Darwin
@dvdjkaufmn
@dvdjkaufmn 4 жыл бұрын
"A sacrilegious Christmas fuckfest".. so awesome. The entire monologue is brilliant 😂
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