Bible Games 2 - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

[@SkulShurtugalTCG]

It's 2020, fellow nerds!

[@vfspectrum4652]

you cant tell me what year it is

[@michellehoegsted5745]

2020 has come knocking

[@jvam16]

Did he already reviewed it? xD

[@thecinemaniac192]

@@jvam16 yes he did

[@John-merman]

@@thecinemaniac192 thanks for answering for me cause I was about to say the same thing

[@haileyholt2957]

I was student teaching at my Lutheran preschool and when the teacher read bible stories about baby Moses it reminded me of these episodes and I almost started laughing during the story... I am a horrible person

[@ninototo1]

Mhm pfannkuchen

[@dm07079393]

Do you think any kids actually sang the karaoke songs? I just pictured some church camp trying to be hip by having these CD-I games.

[@zxtmasmith9883]

Actually I doubt that very much.

[@mapley2167]

I actually thought the same exact thing

[@TheLennyLegoShow]

+dm07079393 It would probably go the same way it did that one day when Cici's was dumb enough to hire a DJ on, of all times, a Sunday Afternoon.

[@yumann]

Today is 12.12.19 and the next review will be Raid 2020. It feels like yesterday when AVGN reviewed Street Fighter 2010!

[@951mihai]

I would have AVGN as my Santa. Atleast he know which games don't suck...

[@MrPurple656]

But we've seen how he treats trick or treaters

[@RockdaNike]

The statue voice actor did not want to be there at all you can just here it. Bet when he was done he was like "just give me my fucking money?" (Which I would guess to be 10$)

[@Nbdestryer]

And I thought Ride to Hell had bad voice acting... "Im. an. idol. worshipped by. many. there. is. someone. downstairs. who. worships. me."

[@ShinOnigashima]

Seymour Skinner didn't get the paycheck on time there, it seems.

[@SamnissArandeen]

That shit made Ride to Hell and the English dub of Chaos Wars look like frickin' Bioshock in comparison.

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

And I thought Mega Man 8 and Mega Man X4 had shit voice acting, this game makes Mega Man 8 and Mega Man X4 sound good.

[@notatrollll]

I really really wanted him to sing along with the karaoke part.. hahhh

[@newkidatWCU]

and in December 2009, James made the switch into HD

[@bastjansejberg105]

That was the best gift for me lol

[@TomTomTommyTom1989]

11 years later... he finally did it. Raid 2020 had been reviewed!

[@DerMelodist]

5:50 “Maybe I’ll review that in the year 2020.”

[@commie-bunnytheoneeveryone4696]

5:59 Two months until 2020 Get ready, Nerd. Lol

[@indiomoustafa4122]

I'm horrible and even I think these offensives are Christian and games.

[@automan224]

Only 5 years till raid 2020 review

[@BootsORiley]

"...the reverse Michael Jackson." LOLOLOL

[@LeatherIceCream]

still waiting for 2020 when he'll review raid 2020

[@CamTroid]

It's been 7.5 years since this episode was released and James is still going strong. We're well over halfway there

[@sorindumitruboldureanu7478]

YOU STOLE MY IDEA

[@MagicMaster667]

Don't we all?

[@My170TTV]

4 more years.....

[@ben-ji]

me too! xD, wanted to write the same thing

[@flyingfist4203]

5:56 "Raid 2020. Maybe I'll review that in the year 2020." We've come a long way.

[@InuYugiHakusho]

I noticed the plumbers in Sunday Funday don't wear ties...

[@yeremiafrans9425]

Oh crap...

[@yorick22]

InuYugiHakusho Leave now

[@YumeKojoCosplay]

I see what you did there.😉

[@mostverticalproductions4808]

What the fuck??? You can't even trust the damn title!

[@xuanbaoXb]

......

[@BIaziken2]

The madman actually did it.

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

Fact!

[@jaironantonioevardone8345]

Really true

[@yournamegoeshere7584]

he reviewed Raid 2020!!!

[@sauravmohammed5221]

Ikr

[@mightbearer]

Amazing!!

[@MrBytorr]

I'M. AN. IDOL. WORSHIPPED. BY. MANY. THERE'S. SOMEONE. DOWNSTAIRS. WHO. WORSHIPS. ME.

[@SpookySkellyGurl]

MrBytorr I like Morty, and I hope that he likes me...

[@blackadder5517]

MrBytorr talks like William Shatner

[@yoshitheone53]

Bill Cosby?

[@capitaoazulao]

That's a offense to Anubis >:(

[@Dreigonix]

Maybe it's Mecha-Battleship "Anubis" from Luxor Evolved.

[@JodySalerno]

"Who are these raging atheists..." Funniest AVGN quote ever.

[@EvilApple567]

It's really his inflection that makes these lines stick with us for so many years. "Who ARE, these RAGING atheists" His delivery was so amazing in this era, you could tell he really wanted nothing more than to make this series the absolute best it could possibly be.

[@carybeweary7209]

TJ Kirk: Hey,I had nothing to do with making these games!

[@mido3332]

Avgn described r/atheism

[@mathgasm8484]

My grandma would rent me bible games when I visited and rented a NES for the summer. I liked the satanic bubble bobble more.

[@jaygooese4242]

Okay this game looks awesome 4:00

[@Cloud-rx8zl]

1 more year until he reviews Raid 2020 hell yeah!

[@gustavscelmins428]

@TAKKERTM Lol I was about to say the same

[@BureteBob]

everytime we are soooo close

[@shazbar6505]

@TAKKERTM *_-okay-_*

[@kameronbowers432]

I hope he reveiws that game in 2020.

[@scotts-tech]

I have been waiting for this for a long time.. No seriously. I have been waiting the better part of my life for this episode. I have been waiting through thick and thin for THIS EPISODE. I hope it's really fucking good because I will have waited 11 years for the AVGN Raid 2020 episode!

[@snugasapugonarug]

There's at least _one_ person somewhere in the world who sang along to that karaoke. One very sad person.

[@connerjohnston4439]

You just got a subscriber for no reason what do you say to that.

[@WTK55]

Ed, plz.

[@WolfPawArmoury]

You are woodpecker. Except with dirt.

[@LouisMinett]

Was it Plank?

[@kmezzi]

Sure it wasn't Double D? Love you Ed! ;)

[@mryetiman6302]

"Yippe, yippe, whoops" when my siblings were born vs when I was born

[@jakesbase5657]

Lmao

[@liam-no2kn]

You sound like anakin in the n64 podraceing game

[@3agle280]

Same

[@brad_hensil]

liam I’LL TRY SPINNING, THAT’S A GOOD TRICK

[@YowLife]

It's 2020, why isn't the review of Raid 2020 out yet?

[@notcockycody1342]

It has now XD

[@pogpogger2826]

@Bo Peep Because of your mother*

[@parker-boy98]

It is

[@dynamagon]

It is

[@SentientPotatoXIII]

It is

[@raymileshun23]

So basically in Sunday Funday you want to go to the church, while the whole town wants to kill you.... reminds me of Jekyll and Hyde

[@TheGrayMysterious]

WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A- Wait, shit. Wrong game.

[@Mushroom378]

THE MORNING MOON HAS BEEN VANQUISHED THE HORRIBLE DAY Wait, wrong sentence!

[@Connorbub]

reminds me of real life

[@33merickson]

Detroit is pretty shitty.

[@mksmike]

And the poor kid's not even going to get married.

[@iprobablysuck9107]

I don't think he ever imagined he'd still be doing this close to 2020

[@unorganized_account]

Here's

[@1mmarker]

Iprobably suck I think rob the robot was supposed to be the last episode

[@johnnyklebitzrevenge4793]

He said in the Raid 2020 review he didn't expect to keep the series going this long.

[@JackTheripper911]

@@johnnyklebitzrevenge4793 he said he wasnt *sure* if he'd still be doing avgn

[@johnnyklebitzrevenge4793]

@@JackTheripper911 I probably misheard it.

[@LTJfan]

"If I was God, I'd be pissed." Perfect quote by AVGN

[@KellsKats]

I FOUND ONE

[@Jorgesolison10]

GREATEST AVGN QUOTE EVER! MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!

[@AtlasBlizzard]

AVGN quotes are the best.

[@youwayo]

666 likes. Nice

[@MahoganyVinceArchive]

I can't believe we're 8 months away from the year of Raid 2020

[@HelloHamburger]

4 Now!

[@donmcdouglas5017]

whats raid 2020?

[@HelloHamburger]

Don McDouglas He says he will play Raid 2020 in 2020. I think they might have just thought of a random year somewhere in the distant future.

[@donmcdouglas5017]

@@HelloHamburger ah ok thanks

[@gezi5927]

Almost here bois

[@kaitlynhayes7877]

2008: Maybe I'll review that in the year 2020 2019: Three copies of raid 2020

[@terrencetapp3285]

Facts 2008 I was 13 now I’m 26 tha was long wait 😂

[@floatingf8783]

2020: The Nerd actually reviews Raid 2020

[@Steamer96]

I was 12 years old back then I can't remember If I knew of AVGN I migh've seen him in a YTP.

[@demonicdonte7892]

To quote from Persona 3: I’ve been waiting for this!

[@astrayboy8409]

@@floatingf8783 Really?

[@ECL28E]

"Who are these RAGING ATHEISTS that don't want you to go to church?" Oh, that brings me joy

[@mini-_]

This makes my neckbeard tremble *flies away with trenchcoat cape*

[@alexa.335]

Enjoy silence instead

[@viviannemj5310]

The figments of a creationists imagination.

[@coolhistory2710]

Aithists dont care if you go to church.most dont sunday funday stop lying

[@denizyuksel5093]

@@coolhistory2710 Stop lying. I'm an atheist and i can confirm that our whole town tries to prevent people from going to church every schoolday. It's our favourite pasttime.

[@jackroche2065]

2020 is getting pretty close. better keep your word

[@leeiif]

That would be amazing.

[@sorindumitruboldureanu7478]

yeah

[@basiltheleafeon]

So 20XX is almost here?

[@tawmifm]

+Reshiramax We're in 20XX...

[@jackroche2065]

Reshiramax the xx is a place holder. It will be considered sci fi until 2100. Or somethin like that

[@Milligan777]

He kept his promise. Further proof that James Rolfe is the greatest KZbinr to ever live.

[@chrisrj9871]

He didn't actually promise as was said in his video, but he did listen to fan demand... then got sarcastic about it at the end lol

[@chrisrj9871]

@Kazuhir 007 - gesundheit

[@akisa7865]

@Mrilima He's speaking the language of gods!

[@krysmrug6478]

@Kazuhir 007 ur pfp

[@bobkolterjahn4266]

He failed to review the worst video game in history for his 100th episode. At least NC reviewed his most requested movie for his 100th episode.

[@tyreejeballard]

When I was a kid and I watched this the year 2020 sounded so futuristic and far away, now here we are and all I want to do is go back to this time

[@TheLarryburns84]

pretty much. ya nailed it

[@CriticalRainbow]

This video isn't sacrilegious. Coming from a Catholic, its just funny to see these terrible games with Bible themes. That'd be like a War Vet being offended by a bad shooter game.

[@leon2550]

well you're certainly more relaxed then some christians i know. their faces would look like eggplants if they saw this video.

[@CriticalRainbow]

I don't see why. There is nothing bashing my religion or any religion for that matter. They are just bad games.

[@leon2550]

i know. i don't understand them either. some people just take things too far.

[@CriticalRainbow]

I guess the real problem here is that too many people look to be offended. No one can take a joke anymore.

[@CriticalRainbow]

***** Thanks. Christians really aren't all bad. But the extremists scare people off. I can assure you that most of us are just normal people.

[@destroyer-stroyer6349]

It's almost 2020 nerd, can't wait for the review!

[@athenastarbrite2955]

He did say “ maybe “.

[@sanromanosqui]

@@athenastarbrite2955 we don't care, it's has been 10 years of waiting, he better DO IT!

[@saint23thomas]

@@zombro8697 about:mozilla

[@truedashfan]

@@saint23thomas im excited to see it as well please nerd.

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

It's 'ere!

[@NGTGO]

Raid 2020. We're almost there.

[@Gaminggod1997BAGR]

only 4 more years

[@RoseHowat]

Dohn Joe Very true

[@SurgeCess]

I had that game, it's really not that special. Definitely not worthy of an entire review.

[@hallowseve5801]

Hey it would be totally worth it to me xD

[@jacksonbellis8231]

We’re even closer now my beother

[@trueblueryu5713]

After the Majora’s Mask vid dropped, we all know why we’re here.

[@ArturoVelazquez3]

5:50 :)

[@Mugen_Koda]

Ya got me lad. Happy raid 2020ing

[@zombies4evadude24]

Yes

[@jayive34]

A little throwaway quote that got way out of proportion.

[@ZoMbiE_CSP]

Happy New Year, pals! :)

[@darkmage07070777]

"It's bible games on CD-I!" AHHHHHHHH *runs away*

[@nich2523]

Yippe Yippe Yippe Yippe Yippe Yippe Yippe Yippe Yippe Yi- Me: SHUT UP FOR CHRIST SAKE!

[@ChristopherSobieniak]

+Nicholas Szaniecki whoops!

[@ruttsuco.804]

Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie

[@explosivekitten5329]

YIPPEE

[@Dance4Life_rus]

That word in this game's voice way sounds very similar to one russian word which means "Fuck (somthn)".

[@spraynardkruger3579]

dumb brony

[@HarmonicVector]

Raid 2020's review is nearly due... Only 1/4 of the way there...

[@sirlukas73]

Boys we're doing it

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

It's here!

[@Marie-qv6on]

Where the heck did you get the 1/4 from

[@JackTheripper911]

1/4 would have been *years* ago

[@syedwahab2021]

Normal People: Counts down for the New Year AVGN Fans: Counts down for Raid 2020

[@xm_heecka.laddder.job_mx5962]

nah, i'm NORMAL and i love AVGN... c'mon XD

[@ramendiety5873]

“Maybe I’ll review that in 2020” ITS ALMOST TIME BOYS AND GIRLS 🙌🏼

[@MegaConrad]

It is official

[@Fuziontony123]

Lmao after Majoras Mask😂

[@nWoandDX4life]

@NO PATS JIM Have you watched his Majora Mask video? He will do it.

[@Blueflag04]

Yes

[@MegaMr46]

Memesdid420 the time has come Bring in Raid 2020

[@BiscuitHead22]

Why are there Native Americans in Noah's time? Ask your local Mormon.

[@MechanicsStudents]

?

[@shilelea]

+Nicholas Bloxxer Mormons believe the patriarchs traveled to America and there was a war between the Jews and native Americans

[@JDubOnTheLowdown]

Rekt.

[@capitaoazulao]

GENIUS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD YOU WON THE DAY!

[@Austin.D]

Nicholas Bloxxer don’t Ask me I’ve got no clue

[@Aaron_Gentry]

Yippee!! Yippee!! Yippee!! Whoops!

[@jodonthesith7172]

*Maybe I’ll review that in the year 2020.* This couldn’t have aged any better.

[@skudzer1985]

The review for Raid 2020 is only 5 years away.

[@ApocaFlacks]

skudzer1985 I must have the profile picure

[@skudzer1985]

Hey I'm replying to my own comment from 5 years ago. Trippy.

[@IAmTheChimbleySweep]

Yippee

[@deadguy718]

tou hou woops

[@MrJogle345man]

+Evrybodyare Woops

[@thomaskloos6409]

Yippee!

[@thomaskloos6409]

Jimmy Nutrin Yippee!

[@MrJogle345man]

Thomas Kloos Whoops!

[@aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa]

3 More Years until he reviews Raid 2020

[@inrg3688]

Two more years

[@AizensPlan]

One more year

[@nathaniellefebvre342]

2 years

[@CubicApocalypse128]

34 more years

[@ComicWriter-ml3qt]

Kalfu comments like yours make me wonder why KZbin even has a dislike button if it doesn’t do shit

[@jackgarcia5926]

_"If i was god, i'd be pissed"_ *-James "I beat two satans in my underwear" Rolfe*

[@zyzzy-ko4ww]

He's actually James AVGN Rolfe. I know, you know it, EVERYBODY knows it!

[@SaturdayMorningAlive]

Can't wait! In just 5 years James is going to review RAID 2020! I'm psyched!

[@BirdRaiserE]

+SaturdayMorningAlive It's almost 4 years by now surely

[@prettyflacko9860]

4 years left

[@Thegreatclamslamof93]

+SaturdayMorningAlive I'm happy to see I'm not the only one who remembers this! Four more years nerd....

[@hasanpatel9029]

+SaturdayMorningAlive YIPPY!

[@Bwzinh1510]

p

[@Hektor88]

13:25 "We're livin' on the edge! More like livin' on a prayer!" That's probably the cleverest pun AVGN has ever made.

[@JaggedBird]

Hektor Annatar there’s more clever puns he’s made but it’s pretty great

[@3Guys1Video]

lol

[@coolhistory2710]

Ze bibll is not reeel

[@megatronsroyalemissary382]

WOAH WE’RE HALFWAY THERE

[@Haidapie]

OOOOH LIVIN ON A PRAYER

[@connersmith2312]

I always come back to this episode for the “yippee ” 😂😂

[@Cnoble59]

I still quote that “yippee” to this day.

[@Xarfax321]

Wops.

[@AtlasBlizzard]

"Whoops"

[@zachduperron8543]

Same, usually in tandem with “whoops”

[@Marie-qv6on]

BＥ ＣＯＵＲＡＧＥＯＵＳ， ＪＯＳＨＵＡ！

[@senpaicity3334]

"8 bit Father Abraham song"

[@katcano4474]

🅱 *_COURAGEOUS, JOSHUA_*

[@fishbulb3926]

blessed marie calamari doll that calls you joshua and verbally reaffirms your courage

[@suedonnym]

@@fishbulb3926 cursed marie calimari doll that eats all the pizza and tells you to play raid 2020

[@hankhill242productions6]

"Moses and me plays"

[@xplinux22]

I love how nonchalantly he says "and then you get a violent picture of somebody being whipped." Makes me snort every time. 😂

[@lambsauce7969]

I'm waiting on that Noah's Ark pachinko machine, Konami....

[@Luna-Fox]

Get 100,000,000 points for Noah to take off his robe!

[@lambsauce7969]

Luigifan64 Then it would be called "Noah's Porn Ark". Rated A for Adult.

[@thejourney2point0]

Hit the lever!

[@SomerandomShiro]

WAHHHHH MY EYES

[@spindalis79]

Notice that James shows a screen shot where there are Moi in the game? Another Konami game from around the same time also loaded with the Easter Island Heads is "Parodius"

[@ChaleeRenee]

That "bird" that comes out when they die is actually their soul.

[@l0nkzolda202]

I thought it was achermides from tf2

[@thema1998]

​@@l0nkzolda202 I've never played Team Fortress 2. What do those things look like? 🤔

[@101Volts]

@@thema1998 "Archimedes" is simply a white bird, but I'm not sure if Archimedes is a Dove or a Pigeon. Whatever the case, the bird was canonically sewn into Scout's chest during surgery. (Archimedes had a habit of pilfering through people's chests while they're alive.) As an Easter Egg result in-game, if Scout explodes, there's a small chance that Archimedes will fly away unharmed.

[@TheNobody-ru5xg]

A game actually about the bible without any of this watered down childish stuff could actually be freaking awesome.

[@I_am_a_cat_]

Rylan Yeckley probably won't happen until like... 2500 and a new religion has come along. Just like we have a bunch of greek and roman mythology games.

[@GoldSrc_]

Rylan Yeckley It would be a very inconsistent, contradictory and ridiculous game.

[@emarythomp]

I would love to be God and circumcise Moses' son

[@GoldSrc_]

Keith Richards How was my comment "anti-religious"?

[@zxtmasmith9883]

Wow Aj, why are you atheists so butthurt about God? Why should he explain his belief system to you? After all, all you will do is make fun of it! If you don't believe in God then maybe you should fuck off and do something productive with your life (something atheists teach but most don't do).

[@NemoNautilusEra]

So... Raid 2020 confirmed for next year?

[@solarstrike33]

@@mr.doctor6774 Triple confirmed.

[@JesusDeNazaret33]

For tomorrow.

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

Here we are.

[@TF-Times]

I’m still shook that he reviewed Raid 2020 in 2020. Bruh. We in the future.

[@yokab]

"I am a god, and I am worshiped by many" The voice killed it,it's like an uninterested version of john malkovich

[@acfreak55]

Yipee Yipee Yipee Whoops Yipee

[@adamdevyt]

I'm. An. Idol. worshiped. by. many. Theres. someone. downstairs. who worships. me.

[@razornetout]

Reminds me of Cleveland from Family Guy

[@mr.napoleon6235]

Its become a tradition for 9 years to watch all the classic AVGN Christmas Episodes near Christmas.

[@Mikenessticity]

yesssss. Thats what im doing now lol.

[@Lucaryu96]

So I'm not the only one...

[@blightedgrounds]

Watch out for those killer vacuum cleaners & suitcases!

[@timmyreobed5043]

Sunday Funday: Featuring enemies almost as anti-religious as KZbin commenters.

[@EpicGamerWinXD69]

Agvn we need you to if you make a higher quality version of this video edit the part about the athirsts that stop you from going to church so you can save your self the subscribers lost because that is what 90% of your comments are about!!!!

[@n00b4liciou5]

I just realized... what if the kid was a Baptist?

[@chrisjenkins2099]

omg those atheists make my life so hard am i rite

[@Keurgui1]

Timmy Reobed I wonder who the final boss is

[@n00b4liciou5]

Keurgui1 My guess is Charles Darwin

[@chanceishikawa1699]

5:58... better be careful James. We're almost there.

[@AllanS420]

yippiii, yippiii, yippiii, wups

[@somethingthatisachannel9890]

Anh Quan 10 likes howw i like btw

[@TelieaSellers]

Whoops! Yippee!

[@maddy9362]

You pee!

[@adamuzumaki98]

What a shitty game!

[@LucasBradleylpbproductions6]

Who here came to this after watching the Raid 2020 review?

[@bentaylor1617]

Me

[@mateobonavento3939]

Oh man. After reading the comments I gave Raid 2020 a try. It's so bad that it's perfect for a review! There are bombs scattered everywhere and bird poop kills you.

[@ErebosSpiral]

it has a score of 5.6 on gamespot

[@yoshitheone53]

Mateo Bonavento U PUT THE WRONG GAME WHATS WORSE ITS A BAD GAME DR JEKYLL AND MR HYDE

[@capitaoazulao]

Color Dreams is indeed more infamous than LJN if is that possible, we need more AVGN episodes about them

[@VelvetCakeA113]

Well we've only got 2 years left!

[@mikedocherty6160]

10-years to the day this came came out. I remember it well. I was super stressed in university and not coping well. This was back when AVGN came out every two weeks. Because it was so close to Xmas I assumed he would skip the week two release. This was a God send for my mood and has been a core of my Christmas Tradition ever since. Thank you AVGN!!!

[@steiner_01]

I love this personal histories

[@AriochStarr]

Happy to see you made it through and well.

[@Blueflag04]

10 years later

[@TheChaosDragoness]

I can just imagine January 2020 I'll see that RAID 2020 review in my subscriptions.

[@StrikerBwF]

After Majora's Mask review... I'm more ready than ever to see Raid 2020

[@PrimeTF]

I find it ironic that a christian company is putting out games illegally. What a giant self-contradiction.

[@dustinrausch5008]

+Violent Sparkle To be fair, no one said they were a Christian company, they just put out games based on Christianity. They may have just thought they were hitting an untapped market or something.

[@DrEarthwormRobotnik]

+Violent Sparkle Even more ironic, most of the employees were atheists, according to an interview with the head honcho

[@markuseavids5362]

So the video games are atheists mocking the Bible?

[@ayylmao575]

Baraka *Tips fedora*

[@swashbucklemchrue2323]

Don't think the Bible ever said you have to every law. I mean, if a law forbade Christianity, would you obey it as a Christian?

[@save_zawarudo]

"if I was God I would be piss" I think he's already pissed

[@pacartwright86]

you would be piss if you were god? ok...

[@Krueltybeast187]

He's not pissed, he's dead...

[@rainingtacos7529]

@@Krueltybeast187 We killed him.

[@Curlyheart]

@@Krueltybeast187 gg

[@oculttheexegaming2509]

@@rainingtacos7529 Nietzsche would be proud to hear that.

[@cunt8027]

NOAH'S ARK >>>>>>>> A Hideo Kojima Game

[@gojihunter3118]

It seems only Konami can do things right when turning the bible into video games.

[@ShadowBlazer3000]

+Gojihunter31 wait for the erotic violence of Adam and Eve Pachinko Machine

[@gojihunter3118]

Hee hee.

[@dawnbreaker2912]

+Gojihunter31 And Nintendo licensed that one, as well as gave Konami a special pass for the crosses and other symbolism in the Castlevania games... they REALLY loved Konami back then.

[@SuperHandyman100]

+Gojihunter31 They really need Jesus right now.

[@WillieManga]

I miss those days.

[@SirSayakaMikiThe3rd]

8:33 "Who are these raging atheists who don't want you to go to church?" r/Atheism Their fedoras, neckbeards, and euphoria are missing though.

[@HazyTown01]

That long "DAAAAAAAAMMMN!!!" when he's playing sunday funday may be my favorite AVGN swear

[@bradleypearl2986]

IT IS TIME MY COMRADES. HE CAN NOW REVIEW RAID 2020. HURAH!

[@AlbertCalis]

8:32 - "Who are these raging atheists that don't want you to go to church!?" Seems a lot like 2019 to me!

[@dorpth]

NES games with a lifebar that might as well not even have a lifebar: Bible Games 2 Ninja Gaiden Battletoads

[@Kourumeme]

dorpth ninja gaiden lifebar for the bosses. Everything else is a pit endurance

[@shoniel]

1 More Year Until Raid 2020

[@ezekielrose5173]

5:58 One more month, Nerd. We didn't forget.

[@alexsilva28]

Neither did he

[@brandoncallaway5354]

Today is 2020!

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

Here we go!

[@Neilhammond64]

This comment and its replies almost made me cry. We didn't know. How could we have known?

[@Kugawattan]

Oh god the "Yipee/Whoops" part just completely killed me. I can't breathe... xDDD

[@rabidrabbitshuggers]

It funny how one of the commandments is Thou Shalt Not Steal, and yet a lot of the programming for these religious games...

[@HelloQro]

copying is not stealing.

[@sa_x1163]

HelloQro Plagiarism.

[@miniasriel9951]

Ashley Johansson "Thou Shalt Not Kill" Looks at the Holy Wars... >.

[@miniasriel9951]

TheDarkpatate Fair enough.

[@HelloQro]

***** Christians would also be loving and forgiving all people no matter what ... *open news paper* oh wait that doesn't happen at all.

[@Arkiasis]

"Who are these raging atheists who don't want you to go to church?" lmfao

[@nathancollier1496]

I like how for the soundtrack soundtrack to "Exodus" (which is about Moses), instead of choosing a Moses related song, they went with "Father Abraham"

[@Sholuhu]

And many sons and many sons and father abraham

[@litigioussociety4249]

One of the other songs was, "Hosanna, Loud Hosanna," which is for Palm Sunday. I think it played it when you pause the game.

[@bubsythebobcat57]

Only 3 years left until the Raid 2020 Review. I'm hyped.

[@Marcelelias11]

This year barely counts

[@war.helmets9636]

Know it's three

[@dustinthehuman8626]

Bubsy The Bobcat *_WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?_*

[@M50A1]

it'll feel like forever

[@mcpuffy9032]

Almost 2

[@robloxfan459]

Bird coming out when someone dies? Archimedes inside Scout anyone?

[@boredstudent]

AVGN: Maybe I'll review it in the year 2020 (Raid 2020) 2020: he did it

[@Qu4rterMoon]

13:56 Sounds like a really terrible impression of Morgan Freeman.

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Funny thing is, Morgan Freeman was the narrator of a National Geographic documentary called The Story of God.

[@GeorgeQ]

lmao

[@azurda7483]

@@nicholaslienandjaja1815 He also played God in the movie Bruce Almighty

[@apollorock3r244]

5:58 After the recent review of The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, he's going to review Raid:2020. Fitting that next year is going to be 2020. XD

[@SaveTheFuture]

It's amazing how unholy these games are.

[@rythmjc3]

Its pretty obvious video game makers are all atheist making fun of Christianity lol

[@GenerationX1984]

Sunday Funday made me LMAO! I can't breathe! Too funny. XD

[@RoundShades]

I don't know, these games might be called Bible Games, because they'll genuinely have you looking to the Bible for help.

[@jacobdebaker]

Baraka Its amazing how someone who cannot account for objective morality in their worldview uses objective morality in an attempt to show that something is objectively evil.

[@obitwokenobi9808]

Ironic

[@lordjackson]

9:21 GET YOUR ASS TO SUNDAY SCHOOL (it sounds like bugs bunny)

[@sergiojurado113]

LOOKS

[@ignacionadeo1306]

+Sergio Jurado It was a very showy performance.

[@Athanael777]

The wait is almost over, RAID 2020 here we go!

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

It's finally here.

[@JoeyTDoesThings]

IT HAPPENED. THAT FUCKING MADLAD.

[@LunaticGaming0696]

The time has come, nerd. Raid 2020 is upon us.

[@makutas-v261]

THE GREAT RAID IS LOOMING ON US, THE GREAT RAID WILL BESTOW ITS RAIDNESS UNTO US!

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

Yes, yes it is.

[@indigoon9635]

we were so excited for 2020

[@kannm03]

I'm a Christian and I'm laughing at how none of these are even close to the bible.

[@NotVeryRandomDude]

***** The Civilization games are pretty awesome.

[@kannm03]

yes they are very nice how can i forget

[@Lucario340]

***** Number one, Sauron isn't based on Satan. And even if he was, I clearly would have a better understanding of religion then. Number two it's a fucking character in a fantasy book.

[@Lucario340]

***** Morgoth is a better representation of Satan as he his more powerful and evil. He is also and Ainur who fell to darkness. Morgoth is based on Satan, not Sauron

[@Lucario340]

***** Plus it still doesn't matter. I like Lord of the Rings so my Google plus account is named Sauron. Why the fuck does that matter

[@uncensorer]

"It's Bible games....ON CDI!!!!" Best part.

[@clemmu]

RAGING ATHIESTS

[@Mrtrollgood]

aka AmazingAtheist

[@Roenazarrek]

***** When he was talking about sunday funday? Meh I'm an atheist too, I thought it was kindof funny. I don't think he was at all implying atheists are violent, just like more like who the fuck are these people supposed to be? raging atheists?

[@lighthousesnewstolenaccount]

***** It's what happens when /r/atheism becomes violent.

[@maverickdamato2594]

ソリッド・スネーク Thats kinky

[@playlistnation2005]

better then believing in a backwards ass book that has only one piece of evidence to back it up FAITH

[@IBroLLyISePhIrOtH]

few weeks for 2020 - raid 2020 waiting -

[@josephmatthews7698]

What sucks is that you could legitimately make some badass games based off the Bible. Imagine being moses leading your people or Daniel v the lion and of course David v Goliath.

[@edwardmerriam6970]

Low key a God of War-like game based on Biblical stories would be awesome

[@hackerp49]

Would be too violent for Christian parents back then.

[@retrogamelover2012]

@@edwardmerriam6970 So, basically like Dante's Inferno.

[@seanmyster6]

@@edwardmerriam6970 Either David or Samson would be the best choices of playable character for a game like that.

[@retrogamernr.8569]

​@@seanmyster6I can imagine a Samson game in the style of Hyrule Warriors or Drakengard. Dude went around slaughtering an army with a jawbone.