Biden Has the Most Dangerous Dog of All Time

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Video Edited and Colored by Jacob Menache
Recorded at Helium Comedy Club in Portland, OR

[@JoshJohnsonComedy]

Hi Friends. Thanks for watching. Make sure to like and subscribe. I have shows coming up in Albany, Raleigh, Nashville, DC, Philly and more. Tickets are available at www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com/tour

[@RandiBeeman]

Dude! Come to Chicago please!

[@justgivenofox9543]

Then after Chicago come down to Saint Louis!

[@johnnycovenant2286]

You missed the chance to say one of them Bridges must go to terabithia

[@kimberlycriddle444]

I will be at the DC show

[@fakshen1973]

Work that Portland having "organic crack" into a bit with Portland now offering "organic heroin"... that organic thing has legs either way.

[@eyesonthepiescc]

The president's dog is out here Biden everybody.

[@patbingsuyaa]

*badumm tsss*

[@nicoplease8275]

😂 I see what you did 😏

[@pridezilla1132]

That joke deserves more likes. Top tier dad joke right there

[@eyesonthepiescc]

@@pridezilla1132 Much appreciated. God bless.

[@rabidbunny1013]

😂😂😂

[@DelenaLearns]

"Call my daddy old again"! Lol so funny

[@kennygwalk5328]

"you was talking all that good shd earlier" 😂

[@angel_numbers]

​@@kennygwalk5328say it again😅😂😂😂😂

[@alexisa.4878]

🤣🤣🤣

[@publicuser2534]

I’ve got a Belgian Malenois…He’s actually a gentle dog that likes to play. He’s been my service dog for ten years. A nurse stepped on his paw and he nipped her. I can’t bring him in to the VA anymore. He’s retired now though…he’s got cranky old man vibes. Dawg life!

[@gregpendrey6711]

Laugh plant. I can't unhear it. 😂

[@petergerdes1094]

I'm voting Commander for president. Then he gets to bite who he wants.

[@DeadInside-ew8qb]

He definitely gets immunity

[@toryhavoc3152]

+

[@toryhavoc3152]

More competent than either candidate

[@MORRIS.MAZE.V.BIGGEST.FAN1]

yessir

[@magnolia2]

And the First Lady’s cat for VP!

[@oliviaharris1245]

i hope the person with a deep grandmotherly chuckle in the audience is having a great day

[@jessicaconner1242]

Yes

[@brixgamez]

My exact thought.

[@gladitsnotme]

I liked her too

[@hockeygrrlmuse]

The absolute CACKLE

[@Azzdude]

Roseanne Barr in the front row

[@Pink-Butterflies]

All that taxpayer money spent on secret police when he got Commander 😂😂

[@moralfortitude...2217]

frfr

[@yolandazach]

Best defense ever.

[@shizukagozen777]

😅😅😅

[@michellehammer1933]

"Call my daddy old again" 😂😂😂😂

[@jackiesomoza58425t]

I double dog dare you lol

[@aazhie]

xDDD omg no , but don't stop @@jackiesomoza58425t

[@EamonWalsh]

I generally trust the judgement of dogs over people. Commander has his reasons.

[@laydgemini7204]

Facts

[@Stray..]

Yep. And he lives among snakes in the grass! What else can be expected?😅

[@rebeccageiger9110]

That's what I was thinking!

[@rebeccahicks2392]

Most dogs don't bite people. Commander has behavioral issues. Some dogs are friendly to everyone, others hate all strangers. It's not judgment about people, it's just temperament. Yes there are cases when a friendly dog exercises judgment to protect its owner, but that isn't the case here.

[@squibbelsmcjohnson]

Exactly.. Darkness is all in the white house and that administration

[@russellstanley8884]

Sounds like they weren't respecting the chain of Commander.

[@josiechaney9010]

🎯😄🤣

[@yolandazach]

❤😂

[@18Hongo]

Sounds like there should be less focus on the chain of Commander, and more focus on the chain ON Commander.

[@klee88029]

@@18Hongo Very Witty, I love cerebral humor 👍🧓

[@russellstanley8884]

@@18Hongo Or just learn not to fuck with a dog that clearly has some behavioral issues. Some dogs are high strung, either from trauma or poor training. Commander couldn't handle being around that many new and strange people without getting aggressive. That's why he's no longer at the White House. It just wasn't a good environment for him. Good thing his owner was a Democrat. A Republican may have just shot the dog.

[@cuttlepods]

Josh is the only comedian I've come across that's both a great storyteller and also doesn't recycle material.

[@marklar51423]

Every comic recycles. They work their bits over time. Jokes change and evolve because of it. You just don't see it because you're not looking for it.

[@misskari5046]

Right... so many comedians... i watch their old videos.. and it is the same stuff they are doing now...

[@debbylou5729]

ALL comedians ‘recycle’ material. Do you think that they come up with a new act for every place they tour? 😄😄

[@KOVIK]

@@debbylou5729 I mean, Josh Johnson is literally doing that. He has like 15 minutes of new material every week on this channel while he's out touring.

[@marklar51423]

@KOVIK yeah, few people can pull it off without working a bit through for the sake of flow and cohesion. Duncan Trussel, Theo Von, Tim Dillon... they often throw away material for the sake of a funny podcast moment or a LoL over dinner with friends.

[@katrinalasala3061]

"I have not been here long. All of Portland happened to me today." 😂😂

[@tracylasseter1285]

I moved here 15 years ago, and I'm realizing how desensitized I've become, but the first day I got here this is EXACTLY the feeling. I've sat in the weirdo stew for too long.

[@shamwow416]

Josh just MURDERED his first live Daily Show segment, I haven't heard the audience laugh that hard on any day that isn't a Monday. So proud of you, dude, can't wait to see you in the anchors' chair one day.

[@bjdefilippo447]

I love him on the Daily Show, too.

[@publicuser2534]

He’s killing it

[@paulorganisation1]

He did well but come on.... calm down😂

[@justinpitcock5312]

When Jon is done doing his thing Josh would be a great permanent host for the show.

[@Bubaiel]

@@paulorganisation1 😑

[@FiresCollide]

I would just like to say that Commander only bites the Secret Service. That dog knows when dudes around his human are sus. Josh: "I'm sure they're very good at their jobs." Me: 😬

[@phoenixyfriend]

Iirc the going theory is that most of the Secret Service are Maga types because that's just what the job attracts, and Commander can tell that they REALLY hate Biden. I believe the general message was "there are TWO 80yos in that building that those dogs are around constantly, and neither of them ever get knocked over by an overenthusiastic pup? That dog knows what it's doing and is completely intentional about it."

[@saokasai]

This is a very German Shephard thing too, bred into the line. If an otherwise chill GS doesn't like someone, trust the dog not the person.

[@johnn.2017]

We only know about the attacks on Secret Service because someone filed a Freedom Of Information Act. The FOIA didn't cover anyone else that might've been attacked by that dog at Camp David, the White House staff, etc.

[@nosuchthingasshould4175]

Secret Service are beefy guys with guns and a past career in uniform. I guarantee most of them are rooting for the other guy. Commander knows.

[@FiresCollide]

@@nosuchthingasshould4175 Yeeep. There's a reason why it was widely reported when he was elected that Biden didn't trust the old SS left over from Trump and installed his own trusted agents around him.

[@joquishajoestar263]

Commander has mostly only bitten secret service and after that insurrection, he might be on to something 👀

[@thatonegirlelaine]

Yup

[@ladyjaysindeore1113]

Didn’t one of his dogs have to be sent home for biting?

[@Wolfgang8-Y]

​@ladyjaysindeore1113 Yes, Commander. That's what the video and the comment you're responding to are about.

[@ladyjaysindeore1113]

@@Wolfgang8-Y I thought it had been a different dog that had been sent home. Wasn’t aware they let him return. My bad

[@HarareIntCarnival]

​@@ladyjaysindeore1113 that would be Major

[@danielmejorado6098]

I love Commander is pre-emptively protecting the Commander in Chief. That's some top tier dedication to your job.

[@kikigirlkauai]

❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@WilliamsPinch]

Commander is a good boy! 😂 He can’t help it that the White House staff all seem like reasonable threats lol

[@FiresCollide]

Not the staff! He's pretty much only bitten Secret Service members. Just saying.

[@eragonawesome]

​@@FiresCollide He must be able to tell that they're trying to pretend to be something they aren't

[@capuchinosofia4771]

holy fuuuuk @@FiresCollide

[@drobinson413]

Not his fault OR his problem. 😂😂😂

[@aoisora1445]

@@FiresCollide well they did fail to catch him falling down stairs multiple times, they are servicing no one

[@dzpatnmiami]

Someone is cackling soo deliciously it stands out among the rest of the laughter. THAT is a person with joy in their heart. 😊

[@GeekGamer666]

Yes! I came here to look for this. I don't understand people making jokes about the dog, you're in the comments of a freakin' comedian!

[@Laura-mi3nv]

Commander is probably just 100% pissed off because the secret service keeps letting Joe fall down!

[@MouseNZ]

Probably more pissed off that they let Joe hang around Commander nude, sexually harrassing it

[@leoscheibelhut940]

Nah, Commander is angry because some of those goons supported chump on January 6th! He knows who the baddies are!

[@johnn.2017]

​@@leoscheibelhut940If your dog bit more than a couple of people it would be taken away from you and put down and you would most likely have multiple lawsuits against you.

[@adafrost6276]

@@johnn.2017 If the president has the power to pardon a turkey every year, then the prez has the power to pardon a dog 100%.

[@andrewevenson2657]

@@adafrost6276to be fair the president isn’t pardoning turkeys convicted of battery or assault. He just picks a random turkey and says “you do not need to die.” Then tons of other turkeys are slain.

[@arianaink100]

Commander got that presidential pardon 24 times

[@maryrosekent8223]

I’ve been watching this young man for a decade or so, and he just keeps getting better and better and better! And he doesn’t really repeat himself.

[@kikigirlkauai]

❤❤❤❤❤

[@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951]

It's TRUE! It makes me sad when I like a particular comedian and when I try to look them up it's the same jokes in different settings. Josh just gives me the vibe that we're just co workers having a conversation on break or something 😅 The delivery just flows so naturally.

[@kingdavid_esq]

Has he been doin comedy that long? He's like 24...

[@LilDrummergurl48]

Yep, he doesn't repeat, but he does build on his own themes. Does anyone remember the bit about his friend's anxious emotional support dog that yelps like a human? I swear this man is playing 4 dimensional comedic chess.

[@zezgiacaracar7743]

​@@kingdavid_esq he's 34 🌟

[@PadraicBain]

"One of those bridges gotta go to Narnia" My mans don't know about Terabithia

[@natv55]

I read that book in school 😭

[@saoirsevicteoiria2759]

I suspect he does. I wouldn't want to kill the vibe with Terabithia.

[@TaylorAmani]

Been looking for this comment 😅

[@mlroberson]

Yeah, but that bridge is on the other side of the city.

[@nikistevenson1550]

👏👏👏

[@Onora619]

I’ve grown up with German shepherds and have lived with them most of my adult life. Commander is being a German Shepherd. They are very protective of their person and may be a tad neurotic by nature. Commander is a dog with an atypical human and daily finds himself in an atypical environment with many strange people who give off various degree of “dangerous” and he wants to protect his pack. He’s being exactly what he was made to be. Not saying it’s okay that he bit and most well trained Shepherds don’t have that problem, but they’re not in the White House either.

[@kimberlyianaro3774]

Absolutely! 😊

[@amyellen3845]

Everyone should be allowed to bite if a stranger tries to pet you. 😂

[@michellemoore4585]

🙂😉😄😆🤣🤣

[@JB-bm1to]

When I was pregnant Lordy knows I wanted to!

[@icingcake]

Mood….

[@kathymisuraca5047]

​@@JB-bm1toI might have. Those last 4 weeks are a blur

[@JB-bm1to]

@@kathymisuraca5047 🤣🤣 I feel you sis!

[@trishahardhearted]

I'm living for that lady's cackle!!!

[@Taricus]

I think she's the one at the end that exclamed, "THAT'S SO FUNNYYYY!" while cackling away LOL! She couldn't breathe LOL!

[@alexiswilliamsinc]

YES! I was about to comment how I love hearing quirky laughter that’s not just mine..

[@ellenthomas5704]

She has a “beer hall” laugh 😂 The kind of laugh you can hear ALL the way across the beer hall 🤣😂🤣

[@ellenthomas5704]

“Just get through it” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 God, my neighbors are gonna call the police on me for laughing so loud 😂

[@vsb1971]

She sounds like Dulce Sloan!

[@thisisit333]

Dogs have a keen sense as to evil mofos lurking in the WH! As a Portlander…I love my city, but I will admit…you’re right! We absolutely Keep It Weird!!! 😂😂😂

[@magnolia2]

I believe you. Your profile pic is a vibe.

[@annajane8890]

As another person from the area...yeah. I kind of miss it, honestly.

[@ccvv1119]

They should be biting Biden then

[@jennifercoleman6218]

He bit the secret service members mostly, he's a rescue, I don't think they handled him properly

[@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951]

​@@jennifercoleman6218 probably has issues with sudden unexpected movements, that can be a thing in rescues AND a thing in old dogs who's vision is going. I can imagine a secret service dude accidentally "sneaking up" and startling the old dog.

[@stevehall383]

Just my opinion, but I think Josh Johnson is the funniest man in America.

[@psingleton68]

I think he is like a young Chapelle but funnier than Chapelle at that age. Love his comedy!

[@beverleyreid563]

He's quite intelligent and good looking to boot!

[@blackhawk9113]

Yes he is up and coming. Just don't put on the dress

[@mrsnet6654]

@@blackhawk9113 or use the N word. He's funny without using it like too many of the other top black comics

[@purodeathcore]

and it’s not even close tbh

[@tiffakang4525]

Boy this man can make material out of ANYTHING!😂

[@chardawk]

I visited Portland for the first time last year and his description was so spot on! “Organic crack” had me dying!

[@JB-bm1to]

Omg I can't wait! Josh is the ONLY person I'll turn notifications on for.

[@JustMe_OhWell]

Same 😂

[@Taricus]

He's only one of 2 people for me LOL!

[@JB-bm1to]

@@Taricuswho’s the other?

[@enneaux1071]

I'm with Commander. I think he's biting people who don't like Biden.

[@moralityisnotsubjective5]

That's starting to include members of his own party.

[@mightymodo]

So everybody?

[@COSjultrakay]

Yea Biden gets a lot more hate than he deserves considering the mess he walked into 😊

[@PaulRudd1941]

​@@COSjultrakay the US has been a mess ever since Raegan stepped into the white house with his "trickle down" economics.

[@Hiforest]

Or bad people. I trust the dog. Lol

[@kellytrimble7019]

Everyone knows dogs are excellent judges of character. Commander thought they needed biting, good enough for me. 😂

[@jennifercoleman6218]

Commander is a RESCUE remember that! You never know what he went through BEFORE and i will say they SHOULD have put him through obedience classes

[@MazzieMay]

Alright, you convinced me. I’ll vote for Biden so Commander gets a redemption arc

[@DDDDDDD34]

🤣🤣

[@kogasoldier9379]

My thoughts exactly. Both candidates suck, but more commander stories are far better than what we had with the previous admin.

[@MeanBeanComedy]

I like having groceries. 😬😬😬

[@kogasoldier9379]

@@MeanBeanComedy try being European then. Their rate of inflation is higher with a trump facsimile in office….

[@That.Lady.withtheYarn]

@@MeanBeanComedyblame the companies for price gouging because it’s not just here it’s everywhere

[@janicebutler9066]

Dogs are very smart. They can sense things we cant. Commander is probably defending his dad. What a good boy 😊

[@Ticamo77]

Commander is removing traitors and insurgents. 😂😂

[@trinjuwan4422]

Commander: " call my daddy old again"...🤣🤣🤣🤣💯

[@nulllex0099]

I feel like this is the perfect chance to remind everyone that the 3rd president or one of the first ones had a goat that killed a child on White House grounds and he just sent the goat back home. There it killed 11 other goats, and at that point costing property, it was put down.

[@sondraedwards5205]

😵😵‍💫🤯🫥

[@khrp7174]

​@@sondraedwards5205😮

[@johrathbun]

Was the goat's name...Black Phillip?!

[@tessmith7340]

😮

[@wordforger]

TR's children terrorizedthe cabinet with their pet snakes.

[@natsusatsujinki8342]

Plot twist...dog is really Joe Bitin 😂

[@shantimarie904]

😂😂😂😂

[@LindaC616]

👏👏👏

[@lovelyone2508]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Simplelivingslowliving]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can’t

[@JH-ky4jf]

Primo level dad joke 😂

[@sophifoxqueen3890]

I’m convinced Commander is the reincarnation of either the raccoon that the Coolidge family had or Alice Roosevelt- back to cause chaos in the Whitehouse and live their best life

[@aintdatabic]

Bruh! 🤣🤣🫡 Iykyk

[@7scrolls321]

Let's be honest. It's prolly Alice

[@KidVolcano]

Rosemary Kennedy

[@RousingGalore13]

Commander probably walk with his head high and teeth showing 😂

[@AHilly]

You can tell that the city likes bridges, there is a picture of one behind him. 😂

[@viviana3083]

Love the ladys lough, she was having a time

[@LindaC616]

Yes! Almost sounds like Dulce, a hearty laugh

[@ivsbanks]

I thought it was Dulce! 😂

[@lovelyone2508]

Right 😂😂. That would've been me too

[@JenniferKlumpp]

The suggestion that makes most sense to me is that Commander is very protective and the secret service has definitely got some people still on staff that are loyal to the former guy (see: the fact that all the secret service texts from 1/5 and 1/6 got deleted 'somehow') and Commander can tell what's what.

[@tigerunicornpegases]

Ooo didn't know bout them texts 👀

[@sohininandi5742]

he is only biting secret service personnel. that is a bit odd. if he was a reactive dog he would have bit other people on staff in WH.

[@WookieWoman]

​@@sohininandi5742 Dogs can sense stress and anxiety. Secret Service is almost always on high alert because they have to be. My English Mastiff can sense my anxiety and whines/barks at me about it (which makes it worse 😂).

[@RebekahCurielAlessi]

Dogs do read pictures (you know, the imagery in a person's mind) and may be sensing intention.

[@bobh9492]

The dog knows the ss is full of ppl that aren’t protecting

[@merp9211]

That’s right. Commander is Ten Toes Down for Biden. 😂

[@TiggerIsMyCat]

16 toes down? 😂 (dogs have 4 toes per paw)

[@merp9211]

@@TiggerIsMyCat I just Googled it. They have 5 “fingers” on each front paw and 4 “toes” on each rear paw. 🤣 Commander is 18 Toes Down. That’s what I call a Ride or Die….

[@TiggerIsMyCat]

@@merp9211 It depends on whether you count the dew claw as a toe. It is the remnant of the 5th toe, but I don't think I'd personally count it as one now. But it's debatable

[@merp9211]

@@TiggerIsMyCat That’s fair🤔🤷🏽‍♀️

[@Ka-kai]

I had a dog who had extra toes...

[@sherryburke6398]

I loved listening to this crowd responding to you. Those folks sound fun!

[@FrisbeeGirl]

OHMAHGAH the dead stare side step package adjustment "Call my daddy old agin..." This will haunt me in the best/worst most inappropriate situations moving forward. Bless you, Josh!

[@DustyLeeSledge]

I'm pretty sure Commander was only responsible for half of those bites... The other half Commander is covering for somebody.

[@K10House]

I'm dead --- the only city that might have organic cr8ck 😂😂😂

[@hayleyhellbound9513]

I’m with you on the name. Remember the times when it was a dog named Bo or a cat named Socks? Non threatening animal names!

[@lisamajdub8917]

I was reading an article about Joe Biden once, a long time ago, and it mentioned "Commander Biden". I thought....when did Joe Biden serve in the military?...I don't remember him ever saying he served in the military. It hit me though, don't worry....I got it.

[@18Hongo]

Yeah, but when the WH pet was Eric Trump it definitely lost a bit of the charm.

[@cemcinturf]

Call my daddy old again is😊 definitely something a dog would say😂

[@dshepherd107]

I see why you’re a writer for the Daily Show. Geesuz you’re funny. Bridge City my guy 😂 I lived there for over 8yrs when I did research, & you pegged that place perfectly Josh!! 😁

[@STate-lt8xq]

“Never said 24 people.” 😂

[@greggoreo6738]

He has the skill to hear his audience, to Pace his audience, to take the pulse of His listeners, and he RESPECTS his peers. He is truly a SUPER STAR in my ledger! Respectfully submitted for your consideration Gregg Oreo Long Beach CA Etats Unis

[@judahisreal4678]

Finally a commander that takes a bite out of crime

[@sritter66]

German Shepherds are an aggressive breed and are one of the most likely to bite. Coming up with new material about the city you are performing in is an absolute boss move!

[@milamila1123]

Lol, you've obviously never been near one of those timy maltese dogs... If those were large, they'd kill people.

[@WilliamsPinch]

Natural hunting instincts.

[@ELeeHamm]

Please, my family has owned three of them. Our cats are more likely to bite someone.

[@natv55]

​@milamila1123 it's always the little dogs baring their teeth and barking at you... they have little dog syndrome 😂 I grew up with German shepherds (they weren't purebred though) that were soft as butter. But everyone was scared of them 😁

[@terij5977]

"Things are kinda odd here...we know!" 😂😂😂 I'm crying!!!

[@SmittyB88]

Josh is a legend in the making

[@zachkup6161]

The one lady you can hear laughing so much louder than everyone else. Adorable.

[@surrealistgirlx]

Justice for Commander!

[@nm985]

I love some Commander lol! ❤ Keep that energy!

[@COSjultrakay]

What’s funny is Biden has always been like that, I love how kids (including my own) think he’s just so old he’s losing it bc of age. Most people know he stuttered terribly as a kid. And I’m getting up there in age (well.. the president is still 30 years older than me lol) I remember being in my 20s and he was the head of a committee and I thought …”This guy is never going to be president “ (Hamilton reference intentional ) ..😂

[@noname-kx4cu]

Yeah. It kind of pisses me off when people make fun of stutters because I had a really bad one. People treated me like I was dumber than a rock because I had a speech impediment.

[@swifter46ter]

Wait till this guy sees Pittsburgh, good lord. "You know what this needs?" "Don't..." "A bridge!"

[@davidamathis9627]

How long is it going to take people to realize that Commander will bite? They’d better leave Joe alone.

[@jazlegend2479]

Highlight of this joke is “Call my daddy old again” 😂

[@hmfoden]

Josh come to canadaaaaa! I mean wait until it’s summer , but you should definitely pop in up here 😁

[@kellidinit3725]

Just made me like the dog more. 😂😂

[@melissabrown6254]

Check out the number of bridges Pittsburgh has..... they have 446. the most bridges in the world. Organic crack LOL

[@lwnf360]

Hey now, only like 28 of them cross the rivers 😆

[@Bernie_is_eepy]

Your bridges suck. Portland bridges are supreme. Your guys studied our bridges to make your. (Lighthearted)

[@melissabrown6254]

LOL I don't even live there, another comedian did a bit about it when he was in Pittsburg. I think there are only a few bridges where I live.@@Bernie_is_eepy

[@LiveNoobster]

That organic Crack joke took me completely out 😂😂😂

[@handsinknead77]

@@LiveNoobster I have lived in Oregon a number of years ago and I can absolutely see that to being true. Hahaha!

[@uhhuuhhuhuhhh]

I was at this show, the KFC bit took the cake for me personally. Brought the house down. Great show Josh!

[@LindaC616]

Someone's laugh sounds like Dulce's

[@jasonkrantz3643]

I was there too. It was a great set!

[@Niteporte]

I was in the second row for this show DIRECTLY next to the drunk guy with the cackling laugh. And behind the woman who kept raising her hand but Josh was fantastic. I’ll definitely get tickets when he comes back!

[@mr_wallahi187]

That 1 lady having the time of her life. Same sis😭🙏🔥🇿🇦

[@Revy575]

Commander is actually a trained protection dog. He def had his reasons for biting who he bit. On another note, you are absolutely hilarious! I just came across you about a week ago and have pretty much binged your content! Laughs I’ve needed for sure!💙💙

[@eldersun9877]

You're doing such a GREAT job Sir . Thank you for your time and your talent. Laughter heals . 🇺🇸👍

[@jj225000]

Steve the bridge guy must have moved to Pittsburgh after Portland, and lived his best life, we have way more than 12 😂

[@bamenachim8203]

Him talking about them being exceptionally self-aware, then talking about how someone's balls will be right next to you just to hear someone in the back go "YEP." 💀😭

[@altdeadpool8509]

I wish I could have made it up to Portland to see you! You were so close yet so far, lol. And the crack isn't organic but our meth is locally sourced. 😂

[@masterwarden1]

Side conversations with death 😂😂😂

[@monicafelstead3260]

Josh, your shit-eating grins are hilarious!

[@nerfherder4284]

Your take on Portland was on point and funny as hell 😂

[@HazelwithaZ]

Who knew Portland had that many bridges?? (Probably a lot of people, but not me!) Good ol' Steve... [Edit: And balls?!)

[@angeleide1344]

Yessss😂They’re German shepherds; bred to protect. And there are men with guns approaching his human…although 24 times wow

[@RooDish]

Congrats on getting the Daily Show job! Happy to see your talent get recognition. With your personality and work ethic you deserve it.

[@sadegarner2660]

Commander only biting the ppl who shudnt be there 😂😂😂. He can smell the bull

[@jesseszymcik3026]

Second dog that’s biting Secret Service members. It sounds like the Secret Service is doing something wrong.

[@AludraEltaninAltair]

12 bridges is a lot? Josh, surely you've been to Pittsburgh. You can practically count than 12 bridges just the instant you cross the threshold out of the Fort Pitt Tunnel driving in from the airport.

[@Mzvandal]

I said the same thing 😂. 🖤💛

[@juicymiss87]

“Yea but you not always over there. Sometimes you over here and over here doesn’t have a bridge” 😂😩😂

[@josiechaney9010]

🎯💯🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@juliehill9247]

It’s true - sometimes I don’t like the one side - so I drive to the other - I help keep Portland weird - lol

[@lorajacks3367]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@taylorwalker7417]

12 bridges. Laughs in Pittsburghese😂

[@08ranaiu]

Ngl a little confused by this; he lives in nyc; 17 bridges and 4 tunnels to manhattan alone…

[@GirmaKassa-ip7ht]

@@08ranaiuwhat’s the population of Portland?

[@08ranaiu]

@@GirmaKassa-ip7httouché

[@stephanieterryschannel4205]

The woman laughing down front sounds like a kookaburra.

[@LindaC616]

Staaahhhppp..... almost sounds like Dulce

[@Kcali111]

Love kookaburras ❤🎉

[@WaitAMinute1989]

That smokes menthol

[@Killerviz80]

What’s not funny is any other dog with a record like that would’ve of been put down already.

[@carolehayden8566]

He knows his job!!

[@jezuzfreekjklol]

Your commander impression just made me see you in a whole new light. Such range.

[@georgia1191]

It’s the one lady with the crazy laugh for me lol

[@CStuekey87]

Ill save this for 2 a.m. while I'm at work and need a laugh.

[@HereGoesKevin]

Did you not forget to watch this at 2AM?

[@CStuekey87]

@@HereGoesKevin did I remember to watch it?

[@luispiros]

@@CStuekey87yo update us man

[@cashmoney2898]

Ooh. I am not the only one working the night shifts.😊

[@CStuekey87]

@@cashmoney2898 there are dozens of us! Dozens!

[@RubyMelodyMusic]

This is suuuuch a good fucking bit. Like wowww. So full and hitting every spot. Great job. Your timing is so good and so are your jokes

[@mimij5015]

German Shepherds are well trained and disciplined. There's more to this. There is a "Wallace" asking for it.

[@lixinxin]

They're well trained if you train them. They're not born that way, that's why so many of them are found in shelters-before Game of Thrones made huskies popular, pit bull mix and german shepherd were the most common. Also, a lot of them are prone to invisible but painful diseases like hip dysplasia, arthritis, degenerative myelitis, and get more angry and bitey because they're in pain and don't want strangers anywhere near them

[@embreis2257]

@@lixinxin was wondering who trained Biden's more recent dogs. can't imagine the president has the time to do it himself. in theory, it should be easy to train a German shepherd to tolerate these numerous and constantly changing secret service men around his master. but someone has to do it.

[@rebeccahicks2392]

Clearly Commander isn't well trained or disciplined. My pitbull would have been euthanized after the second bite.

[@aaabbb8812]

Yes. Animals are NOT dumb.

[@DEALMAKINGMAN]

This guy has a ton of good material. He's gonna go far.

[@whispermason8052]

Commenting on this , far in advance, shows the world that even time travelers get messed up by daylight savings time and this needs to stop.

[@theeternalnow6506]

That side conversations with death line part was absolutely hilarious lol.

[@greggatesjr1301]

So glad we got to see you in person at this show! You’re so prolific with your work. It’s AMAZING how many news stories you turn into material so quickly, then post it, and move on to more relevant new stuff every week. 💪🤓👍

[@royallen2624]

A dog knows who to trust. I would investigate the ones he bit. If it was the same people they are not too smart.

[@michelenj312]

Can we get Biden and Commander on The Dog Whisperer? I want to see that episode!!😂

[@fenyxrzn]

I'd totally watch this! 😂

[@trillium.3.24]

That's what I'm sayin'!

[@Aloha_XERO]

that lady’s laugh is the best, she should be at EVERY hilarious comedy show humanly possible 😂😂😂😂😂

[@yolandazach]

Josh, you're amazing, you're delivery, timing, you deserve All the best in life.❤