Biden Pardon Upsets Dems | Return To Notre-Dame | Trump To Annex Canada? | Runner Goes Viral

[@doubledouble4g379]

We Canadians are a nice, welcoming people... until the puck drops.

[@kstepko]

Trudeau had to go to Florida. We couldn’t invite to Trump to a meeting in Canada; we don’t permit convicted felons to cross the border.

[@jandrews6254]

Dumpy hasn’t pardoned himself yet

[@shimmeringfairydust3275]

@@jandrews6254he can’t pardon himself for state crimes. Only federal - assuming he can actually pardon himself.

[@davidlaliberte8004]

Only S.S members from WWII 😂 and you Canadians clapped and cheered for him

[@ernestb3900]

So why is France allowing a convicted felon into their country. After all he is not the president yet? He is a convicted felon? and just a citizen right now. Did he even apply for a Visa?

[@mg6788]

Which is totally CORRUPT ​@@shimmeringfairydust3275

[@SKYST0RY]

As a Canadian, it is bad enough living in the nice apartment above the meth lab. We don't want to be part of the meth lab.

[@debc2237]

Robin Williams

[@Zainayas-Dragon]

Don't mistake our politeness for weakness. Canada will never be USA State. Threatening countries with tyrants might make sense. Threatening you neighbors and biggest trade partners and allies is just plain stupid.

[@logan130909]

People forget when the sorrys stop, then it’s WWI Canada again

[@meno2294]

The White House has only been burned to the ground once And that was by Canadians But to be fair tho Your dollar would actually mean something

[@situational.analysis]

"Just plain stupid," aka, trump.

[@Uncle_GenX]

@@logan130909 "The Huns liked the tinnies of corned beef we tossed into their trench and are asking for more? Well then, they'll love some Grenades for dessert!" - WW1 Canada

[@herchelleonwood7463]

Michigan agree's ! will you please adopt us ?

[@robynjeucken3391]

I think the last four years have shown everyone that justice is not equal for all. That lying, grifting, traitor, should jave been in prison years ago.The fact that such an immoral fool could be the downfall of the US is appalling.

[@west_park7993]

thanks to sleepy joe biden, and cooperating boot licker garland.

[@bbattoir]

Will Trump be able to reenter the United States after visiting Notre Dame? The US is just one of dozens of countries that do not allow convicted felons to enter their country. France does allow criminals in.

[@truthhurts5158]

Smith made it so the charges could be brought against Trump in 4 years. He isn t off the hook yet

[@williamgreer4958]

Most Canadians are disgusted by Trump. We also are shocked how millions of Americans voted for the fool. We don’t want him setting foot in our country.

[@sheilaboston7051]

And I hope to hell that he never visits Australia, although, if he did, he'd either be totally ignored or get a real Aussie FU!

[@youguyshearthat]

votes really !! very much doubt it was done by votes .. and nobody even bats an eye .. i mean how the hell !!

[@gibbsoldschool]

Show me where Trump sees bank accounts from truck drivers f****** idiot

[@pauladwagner]

Can I come? Lol, I just need four years 😢😂

[@Ariadne76-k3d]

So are we!

[@matrisgallus6189]

Really happy the band is adding sound effects to the invisible props being pushed off camera. John Batiste used to do that with his piano, then it stopped for years, now it's back and it (for some reason) really makes me smile!

[@Cool-Tina]

Agree! I've missed that touch on the show.

[@beataylorsdeeppinkecstasy9013]

We are looking for reasons to smile these days--and there's nothing wrong with that.

[@M3M3M32]

Anyone who supports Tariffs simply do not understand how basic economics works. This will just end up being costs for consumers.

[@fragslap5229]

I dunno, all those BILLIONS staying here at home and enriching MY community, MY friends, and MY family can't be ALL bad

[@drewbrees22]

​@fragslap5229 not how it works. American businesses will never compete with sweatshop labor. Unless we get rid of workers rights and protections. If that's what you're into then congrats I guess.

[@valkolakk]

​@fragslap5229 all those BILLIONS are just going to enrich the already bloated BILLIONAIRES. Not your community. Your community will be starving and crumbling.

[@hilariousname6826]

@@fragslap5229 Oh - that's what you think is going to happen? Good luck!

[@RiteMoEquations]

​@@fragslap5229 If that were remotely true, there wouldn't be only one politician discussing tariffs. Protectionism doesn't work. The rest of the world are students of history.

[@LisaBrook-rx2qj]

As a Canadian, I want nothing to do with the US for the next 4years. I am hoping Americans come out of this without to much harm

[@fanthony]

Y’all are fucked lol

[@MaggieLarocque]

I vowed to not step foot there years ago. I won't even take a plane that has a stopover. Even their congress people show up at airports with loaded weapons. It is an UNSAFE country with ridiculous allowances for guns to be wherever the owner wants them to be.

[@EmmaBadOne]

@@MaggieLarocque Same. I've lived in Toronto my entire life and vowed back in the 90s to never ever ever set foot in that cesspool country. Same with the stopover regardless of the cost. I've been to Niagara Falls dozens of times at least and have never even been tempted to walk over to the other side. more guns than brains

[@Andrea-xz2jt]

thanks

[@MercuryCold]

Will you stop watching our shows and using KZbin then. 🤔

[@LEDSlights]

As a canadian: sorry, not THAT desperate.

[@Slo-ryde]

Trudeau goes down to Florida to kiss up to a soon to be tyrant, and gets humiliated. I think chamberlain had a bit better luck with AH

[@Happy-uy5wc]

Tax breaks for the rich billionaires and tariffs for the poor. 😢

[@newstroll982]

Trump's the exact opposite of Robin Hood steal from the poor to give to the rich.

[@divi2747]

that seems to be the plan

[@jasongonzalez9923]

Because some people wanted cheaper eggs ... Thanks a lot

[@user-di2on5gl2d]

I just received notice that what I purchased online would possibly be subjected to extra fees 🙃 due to tariffs by Trump because it is imported from another country! Go figure! FK Trump!!!!

[@chrisrj9871]

@@jasongonzalez9923 - they won't even get that.

[@jimrosnak]

The last time a US President tried to annex Canada his Armies got their asses kicked! That was in 1812.

[@sarahlanthier1727]

Fun fact- that's why they had to paint the White House white. Because the ash and burn marks made it look awful and the Americans were too embarrassed to leave it as it was.

[@Kr0N05]

I guess we can always put our heads in the sand and pretend America isn't the largest military in the world. I give Canada less than a year before Trump and his MAGAts come up with some made up reason to invade.... lets seeee.... I got it! Fox 'News' will start saying Canada is run by pedophile Nazis, and America has to save us.

[@NorthernLibrarian]

Canada also won Detroit but decided to give it back.

[@Slo-ryde]

T would love to demolish both the Canadian and Mexican economies, even at the expense of US consumers. If you were both smart, you would leave NAFTA the day he starts

[@RiteMoEquations]

It's not that America would even want to annex Canada since it's essentially a US colony/client state anyway now that the US and British Empire are in reversed geopolitical roles.

[@charlesmartin1121]

'A Season of Peace and Light'...to be followed immediately by four years of darkness.

[@danburnes722]

Melania will bring in her blood red trees and cloak of darkness.

[@MaryB311]

Yes, but two years until the next election if we get one.

[@secheclare]

This is Biden's last Christmas in the White House. We were thankfully spared Melania's Red Nightmare.

[@lorrie2878]

What is the crying syllable. Wah wah and 🫣

[@ryankwatemba4071]

Really? Peace and light? You tried to kill a president...three times!!

[@maryfontenelle8633]

We Canadians will manage just fine, we are a highly intelligent and well educated nation

[@andypanda4756]

Um... I've been there. It's just as brutal as the U.S. Just like the U.S. the only highly educated and intelligent people in Canada come from overseas and are on a visa. (The rest just THINK they are intelligent, because they conflate intelligence with money.)

[@alexandradaniele]

And we will be so jealous come January 20th.😢

[@MrVince329]

I'll be convinced of that if we can get our housing situation fixed

[@adnilremlap]

@@andypanda4756 Ya, that "Alberta Clipper" we just shared with you was brutal. Expect more of the same if you try heading north.

[@lgk4008]

@@andypanda4756I’ve been there too. They don’t have the drama that’s coming to the table in the United States.

[@FA-fk9mr]

I truly do not know how they keep putting on these shows day after day. I watched every single late night episode, all the hosts, for like six months leading up to the election, and since Nov 6 I've hardly been able to watch them at all. Bless your hearts for chugging through it, I know it must really suck to have to stay plugged in to this mess every day. It's nice to know there is sane programming out there for the times I feel emotionally prepared to microdose the news.

[@akuhappy3246]

They keep putting on because they have agenda too. And of course there are always peoples behind it that sponsor it.

[@natalieb.8548]

Never Ever! 🇨🇦 Forever! 💕

[@hydeks]

Our biggest "ally" just threatened us, and insulted us. When will we stop lying to each other: America is NOT our ally, they don't care about us one bit. Canada forever, USA never.

[@R4venshore]

No sane parent would leave their kid to the 'justice' of the Trump 'Justice' department...

[@jandrews6254]

Never mind the “system”, it’s the goons and fixers I’d be worried about.

[@mfcabrini]

Exactly!!!!

[@DFender4000]

Agree! Rachel Maddow and others have brought up this really good point as well.

[@halflife2fun]

Doesn't matter trump could still order his execution thanks to the supreme court

[@julietcopeland5230]

Except it was Bidens DOJ that charged him

[@frstrspndr1478]

As a Canadian... Please God no. We already have enough (negative) influence from the US on our country.

[@NewMessage]

The guys who want insurrectionists to be pardoned are mad about a pardon? Hunh.

[@Tony-723]

“Peacefully and patriotically make your voices heard” yeah sounds like he’s calling an insurrection

[@223Drone]

​@@Tony-723 He told his supporters to fight like hell. He didn't want it to be peaceful because his supporters were by no means peaceful.

[@Tony-723]

@@223Drone weird you say that… when Maxine Waters and many other Democrats said the same thing during the BLM riots yet they don’t get charged. You wanna make yourself look like a fool some more?

[@223Drone]

​@@Tony-723 Except the BLM protest were in fact peaceful the data makes that very clear. The upcoming president on the other hand has a history of calling for violence and has endorsed acts of violence.

[@Adam.Langton]

@@Tony-723 Well, that's a non-sequitur. The OP is talking about the clear actions of the insurrectionists. They killed a cop. Guess a pardon for that is fine for you "law and order boys in blue" crowd though.

[@DustyJones1997BGCL]

*Sigh* Just been feeling down the dumps today. I can't deal with this. I've been thinking about Our Children's health and the safety of vaccines, because RFK Jr being in charge of HHS. Seriously this country is so screwed.

[@lynndenault8198]

So sorry

[@DustyJones1997BGCL]

He's not even in the office yet and already the shit is out of hand 😮‍💨😡

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

Don't worry, you won't hear about it once the FBI is done harassing all the journalists that dare to fact-check Trump.

[@DaveGIS123]

Well, if Canada becomes the 51st state, Canadians will take over the healthcare system and finally give you Americans decent, affordable medical services for once. Plus we'll close your private for-profit prison industry, your corrupt law enforcement industry, and your parasite economy of lawyers. Plus we'll emphasize good education. It'll never happen, though. We Canadians would also eliminate tax breaks for the obscenely rich, so the rich will fight Trump tooth-and-nail to leave Canada alone.

[@mookiemorjax]

Get up to date on you vaccines now, and double down on taking care of your social circles. Everyone's got to look out for each other

[@janestarr4403]

Does anyone remember during the War of 1812, we tried to annex Canada? The British burned Washington to the ground!

[@colleennovak6692]

LOL!

[@truthhurts5158]

And it would be that way again

[@meghanh4497]

Canadian here- No thanks!!!! We don’t want to be part of you. You do you, but please leave us out of it.

[@247_corn_master]

sorry, not your choice. not my choice that evil man won. but canada will never win against trump army. he will own everything in canada. then $1/g for all his red states. then he will do same to mexico and rest of south america

[@tonywilson4713]

*AUSTRALIAN HERE* - You can't just make Canada the 51st State. We have being paying $$Billions for your ugly jets (as Elon calls them) and billions more for your submarines that maybe we'll get one day *TO GET THAT TITLE.* We are entitled to it because *WE PAID FOR IT* WTF has Canada paid for???

[@tazmon122]

American here, we have 100% less trucker convoys, all our mass graves of indigenous people are open instead of shamefully secret, Vermont makes a better maple syrup than Montreal, the Leaf's will still suck but there won't be as many national anthems between scanning your ticket and them sucking, oh and Vancouver traffic will lighten up because less movies will be filmed there out of the lack of tax credits BC can give to Hollywood studios. oh and you'll finally be independent from the dictatorship called the crown. see racists, guns, Christian nationalists, shitty politicians, entitled college students, and robber barons are borderless issues we both face. at least here don't try to pretend it's not a thing.

[@thatgirlfromBlaketown]

💯💯💯💯💯💯🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

[@shimmeringfairydust3275]

Don’t blame you. I’m terrified about the U.S. situation.

[@GeorginaCallas]

I had a boyfriend who wrote a paper on, the probability that as long as Americans have a pickup truck in the driveway, a 6 pack in the fridge and a t.v. in the living room they wouldn't revolt , soooo with the tariffs maybe there is hope?

[@herchelleonwood7463]

its adorable that you ask, but no, I actually thought that when maga's started dropping dead from covid , that they would realize tRumpf's LYING to them, but no i misjudged their ability to learn, they chose to blame every one but Trumpf.. it reminds me of the African tribe that killed all the Ebola doctors because they blamed the doctors for Ebola..

[@gothic_ace2037]

i mean to be fair america revolted over just alcohol alone so he's not far off

[@samuelbarber6177]

America was founded on the ideals of “let’s not pay our taxes.”

[@Rebelfire75]

@@gothic_ace2037 true. You want to make America revolt? Ban alcohol and see how long that lasts.

[@megandjasper]

And their guns, don't take away their guns

[@hilariousname6826]

Fellow Canadians: maybe it's time to re-think that "longest undefended border in the world" we've always been so proud of ......

[@anthonymiele4320]

The GOP dragged Hunter through a public disgrace over a petty crime, time served.

[@bettyjones113]

And restitution paid on taxes. Where are dt taxes and audit results?

[@danielshields34]

Like an accounting crime really when you think of it...

[@onemoretime734]

I guess unlawfully having a gun, tax evasion, child corn are petty crimes to you. weirdo. this is why you lost, you're so obsessed with identity politics even when one of your boys steps out of line you refuse to acknowledge it. and no im not a trump supporter. I can't stand all y'all. you're all annoying af

[@takata98]

In a normal world, M-T-G would also have been charged with revenge porn for what she put Hunter through! Vile woman, it's inconceivable she was re elected.

[@prettyevil6662000]

Not to mention Conservatives putting his nudes up online and on the congressional floor! without his consent. For no reason except to embarrass him and his family. Revenge pr0n and none of them got in trouble for that nonsense.

[@cindypoole6792]

Dem's, you better start playing FU politics just like the MAGA/GOP is doing. Wake up Dems!!

[@spacenerd9499]

LFG!

[@andrewgreenwood9068]

The sad thing is a lot of state level democrats get this but the national party doesn't

[@corneliusdinkmeyer2190]

Exactly. When a criminal is in charge, you have to become a criminal

[@barbaravandenbulcke190]

​@@andrewgreenwood9068 Yep, because Dim "leadership" is nearly as full of corporate who-ores as Repug "leadership" is.

[@Lowwboyyy]

​@@corneliusdinkmeyer2190lol go for it

[@simonlaurent5958]

Hello from France ! Always enjoying your monolog ! Thank you !

[@corneliusdinkmeyer2190]

I’m sick of this double standard. I’m glad President Biden pardoned his son. I would’ve been disappointed if he hadn’t. Trump got away with treason.

[@Rose-p5m1v]

And 34 felons and raping !

[@Toocoolforunclesam]

Sedition technically.

[@MsColl90]

Is there any low the Democrats reach that you won’t applaud?

[@franzjpm]

​@@MsColl90nothing gets lower than anything trump did

[@DebbieLee-dr3hr]

​@@MsColl90trying to play by the same rules as the GOP??

[@macgregorwiggins1285]

I'm glad President Biden pardoned Hunter. I had been hoping he would. And to everyone who's whining their faux outrage, suck it!

[@Emily.R0seSanders]

I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU!!!!!!

[@TheViolalove]

I agree! 🙌

[@donaldsaigh8785]

It goes back to 2014. I wonder why.

[@sheherazahde5611]

Yes!!!

[@Maverick_-nq5lc]

@@donaldsaigh8785because the anti American pro Russian Republican Party wants to cause chaos and destruction to any one who apposes the dear leader trump. Who do you think was top of the list? When you are dealing with crooked liars seething for attention you do what has to be done. The pardon was definitely well over due.

[@stevepatrickjarvis]

Canada becoming a state of the U.S.? As a Canadian I can only say no thank you to that idea because healthcare here is better than it is in the U.S.

[@eviejameson4706]

Cheaper? Yes. Better? Lol.

[@Denny-i4c]

@@eviejameson4706 More expensive does not make it better. Most of the cost mark up in US is insurance and pharmaceuticals companies - - along with hospital shareholders trying to extract profit. It doesn't actually improve the healthcare in any real meaningful way.

[@cannibalbananas]

Love the irony of beer and trucks coming from Mexico. Nothing says 'merica more than beer and trucks

[@bronztrooper9440]

Fact of the matter is that there is a MASSIVE amount of stuff that we import from Mexico every day- thousands of tractor trailers cross the border every day and many US-based trucking companies transport freight across the border regularly. Hell, I used to drive for one of those companies and went down towards Laredo, TX several times- security is tight down there, but the sheer amount of freight that crosses between the US and Mexico every day is mindboggling.

[@SageVallant]

Nothing says 'Murica like outsourcing our beer and trucks to make the rich richer.

[@hopeemch8511]

And guns!

[@leonpgut]

Nah, I'm from Germany and beer is our thing.

[@DiLeMaSa]

And jeans 😂

[@californiadreaming567]

I think it great that he pardon his son. Trump pardon Michael Flynn, Roger Stone, Paul Manfort, Charles Kursher, Steve Bannon & more

[@sharonconnolly3644]

He pardoned Roger Stone within minutes of his sentencing !!!!

[@zesty9815]

"Navy Seal pardoned of war crimes by Trump described by colleagues as 'freaking evil'" "Eddie Gallagher ‘OK with killing anything that moved’, Iraq veterans told investigators"

[@heyheytaytay]

Still different than 11 years of blanket immunity for Hunter. It's bullshit and you're putting out a false equivalency.

[@TheMemoryPolice]

No one is upset Pardon. Everyone is upset about the blatant LYING.

[@Tony-723]

Trump’s kids weren’t out committing crimes.

[@rosanneallen-hewlett9973]

Not in your lifetime!! Thank you. 💙🙂💪🇨🇦

[@guymontag2948]

Canadians didn't even get to vote but we still have to live with another 4 years and whatever he drags us into. Thanks for that.

[@lynndenault8198]

agreed.

[@alexandradaniele]

Thank all thevoters who sat out the election in protest of Biden's aid to Israel. Wait till they find out how much money and arms Trump will send.

[@0g0dn0]

Hey, some of us showed up and did our part, I don’t know what the hell the rest of us were thinking.

[@johnathanmartin1504]

@@0g0dn0 They weren't thinking. That's the problem.

[@slister45]

Don't blame all of us!

[@trishlemay8252]

Um....canadian here....51st state....no thanks....in other words....NO FUCKING WAY

[@AuroraWolf655]

@@trishlemay8252 if he does do something that stupid, plz fight back. American to Canadian, never surrender.

[@patriciadodd9412]

❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@Ford_prefect_42]

Most Americans would riot. I'd gladly join the Canadian side if he tries that crap

[@NornSanctuaryW31TK421]

@@Ford_prefect_42Thanks for having our back. 🇨🇦 🇺🇸

[@CyanideCarrot]

How about we do it in reverse, where my state becomes Canada's 11th province? Pretty please?

[@Jack_Wolfe]

Biden needs to do what trump would do and just pardon everyone and pass what he can before it’s too late

[@AnnoyingMoose]

Maybe the U.S. should become the 11th province!

[@Orxenhorf]

Look for the "United States of Canada" or "Jesusland" map. Sounds good to me.

[@Sonomacats]

I don't think the Canadians would have us.

[@NornSanctuaryW31TK421]

@@SonomacatsWe’ll take the blue states no problem.

[@LRod1959]

Sounds good to me

[@Sonomacats]

@@NornSanctuaryW31TK421 Oh, good!

[@aslbyweller]

Canadian here…yeah no thanks.

[@brumey244]

Yeah, I may think of myself as a very patriotic gal, but good grief, that dumb Trump comment has got me all riled up.

[@wanderingweh405]

lol

[@wuttr-ie5pj]

Why are you watching an American show? Commenting on an American website? Using no doubt American products? Get over yourself, we dont want you either, next thing like Puerto Rico will be another bunch that can't take a joke when you're on the crosshairs of a comedian clamoring for respect. No thanks stay irrelevant.

[@marct9942]

@@wuttr-ie5pj Canadian politics are so boring compared to the USA. Canadians follow your politics because it is so entertaining. Don't like? too bad

[@AuroraWolf655]

@@wuttr-ie5pjhey buddy, without the rest of the world, America wouldn’t be where it is today. American to American, stfu

[@buzzsampson]

From Toronto: thanks but no. And this was settled long long ago, way back in 1812.

[@7rob27]

Give Biden a break. If we learned anything from the election, Americans have zero problems with criminals.

[@dunbarf2413]

zero problems with GOP criminals...pearl clutching outrage when its Democrats or association with Democrats.

[@mimil5168]

😂

[@CaptainCanuck68]

And he is only 82, afterall 😉

[@galaxy2damoon]

So basically you're okay with criminals as long as they wear blue ties?

[@annaal7480]

@@galaxy2damoonthe original poster is sarcastic.

[@JustSara92]

Seth Myers! He's the other funny guy I watch for news presented in a way that is fun and light-hearted even though it is actually terrible terrible news! 😀

[@lamontcranston3177]

Every dartboard in Canada has a picture of Trump.

[@smarties6342]

And a lot of toilet bowls

[@roguem5]

New number one export?

[@patriciadean1649]

Just a father protecting his son from a monster ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@MsColl90]

That father gleefully passed crime laws to lock up poor people’s children for decades for minor drugs and non violent offences. He cheers on the genocide of Palestinian children. So fuck him.

[@ryansaif]

When Hunter has been Pardoned he will be a Key Witness to take down the Biden Crime Family. He can NOT plead the 5th after being given a Pardon.

[@peterwainwright5994]

Exactly!..the Dems always try to play fair, yet the repubs don't give a damn about Trump pardons?

[@sweetspirit1541]

AMEN! Trump is the Monster of ALL Monster's..

[@patrickkoen5470]

You must stop day drinking…. Not healthy

[@charlesmartin1121]

Trump to annex Canada? No way eh.

[@randyross5630]

There is No Major General Robert Ross to save them Now!

[@charlesmartin1121]

@@randyross5630 The climate by itself will save Canada.

[@rachelriesling9112]

Canada to Trump: take off, you hoser! (Borrowing language from “Strange Brew”)

[@darkestlight6784]

@@charlesmartin1121 i'd prefer the other way around

[@devinmcmanus]

I hope you're right...

[@irenamangone]

Blessings Stephen. Love to all here from Queensland Australia

[@Tanalei]

Why does everyone forget the electricity??? New York and most of the north East will go dark if Canada decides to stop exporting electricity because of the tariffs. The United States imported approximately 52 terawatt-hours of electricity from Canada in 2022. Figures have fluctuated throughout the period of consideration, peaking at more than 68 terawatt-hours in 2015. Canada accounts for approximately 90 percent of annual electricity imports in the U.S.. Hell ... energy accounted for US $85 billion, or 27%, of the value of all U.S. imports from Canada in 2019. That is 21,250,000,000 USD IN JUST A YEAR OF INCREASED COST!!!!!

[@jeniferduryea7610]

The MAGAs don't give a good god damn if the northeast goes dark! They think we are all slimy woke fools.

[@Bakes-z4c]

🤣🤣🤣 I know it’s serious, but I can’t help myself. 🍊🤡 is such a f__kwit

[@LilifoDragonborn]

... Ouch Could be a cold winter Double ouch. An people think that Europe have bad energy crisis. This will be interesting.

[@sheilaboston7051]

Hard as it will be, sometimes people have to learn the hard way. Just a shame that it will affect everybody regardless.

[@breezyncj]

Wow I did not know THAT.

[@rocscee6902]

President Biden made the right move!

[@jameshenderson4876]

Not even close.

[@lynnenormandeau318]

From Canada: I have been avoiding Chinese-made everything for some years now due to human rights concerns. I have now begun to boycott everything made in USA for the same reason. I can't vote in USA but I have buying power.

[@lynndenault8198]

People who think that we would allow the USA to take over Canada don't know that we aren't so nice that we would ever allow that. You haven't seen us angry yet. How awful that we have to suffer another 4 years (we think) and we never had a vote. Our PM had to go to Mar-a-logo before the orange man was even in office. This is the kind of crap we have to put up with. How demeaning that we would want to be part of the USA. We are very different socially than Americans.

[@lemonielala3080]

*Canada digs out the Geneva suggestions*

[@slister45]

Are you REALLY worried that that's going to happen? Seriously?!

[@y_fam_goeglyd]

Don't worry, Canada, your Commonwealth family would insist on our governments standing with you! Not to mention you would just have to give the word to NATO and we'll be there. If nothing else, we're obligated to do so (though the people would insist on it). 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🫂🇨🇦

[@SuperCaliforniaBarbi]

Please ❤ we love our Canadian friends BFF and F DJT

[@herchelleonwood7463]

@@slister45 yes ! have you heard of the ,'' STABLE GENIUS'', who is about to start his revenge tour ? tRumpf killed 400,000 Americans with his covid response [ or lack of ] according to J. Hopkins , he truly dgaf ,, hopefully the U.S. military can keep the tRumpf cronies out, he actually wanted to bomb mexico and blame canada during his first term,, the generals had to convince tRumpf that it wouldn't work,, for one Canada doesn't even have nukes any more..

[@reggiewaigand6919]

Why would Canada possibly want to be part of the USA? Couldn't be the higher quality of life, the better work-life balance, guaranteed healthcare, a diverse and tolerant society, and now, sadly, democracy! Oh, aren't there more guns than people in the USA?

[@paulbickford8715]

I don't think Trump has thought through this annexing Canada thing. Canada would corrupt the USA with awful things like gun control, legalized marijuana, socialized health care, and a modern constitution. It would be terrible.

[@craven5328]

Love the add of "a modern constitution " lol! Quite right. There's a reason why newer democracies look to our Charter more than the US constitution for inspiration, when creating their own.

[@smallstudiodesign]

Oh goodness - stop selling me on Canada.

[@Ford_prefect_42]

Dear Canada, please invade us.

[@myridean2k4]

​​​@@smallstudiodesignEspecially since Canada has recently stopped allowing immigrants into our country.

[@Pyladin]

The Orange Loser does not want to annex it. It was about Canada joining US...voluntarily. No reason to make things up. There is enough real stuff that he says that is stupid and dangerous.

[@ting-ting7001]

Good for Biden for pardoning his son.

[@hbecilc]

Bro what?

[@AaronBlasdel]

I would have preferred he didn’t. But honestly if all the things related to the justice department and the rule of law this isn’t number 1 IMHO

[@kenbrown2808]

knowing what team fascist planned to do to him, I'm in favor. he should issue a blanket pardon for everyone who voted against trump, too.

[@hbecilc]

@@AaronBlasdel It’s corruption lol

[@Jman-uz6gp]

@@hbecilc Then what is Trump pardoning everyone including himself soon?

[@FreddyJ120]

Love the Dr. Strangelove reference! “We cannot allow there to be a Hot Ryan gap!” 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@amitisshahbanu5642]

Canadians have shown they can fight.

[@jasonpenny7919]

You would have to take Canada by force. You think russia is having a problem taking Ukraine. Little guys dont always just roll over for bullies. And neither will we. Canadian forever, never american.

[@kirkdandie]

Quite right, sir! (I'm Scottish myself, never English.) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@fragslap5229]

I suspect the WESTERN provinces would LOVE to be allies of the US in taking over the east.

[@whyythestupidithurts5564]

Uh North American 😂 never USA is what looking for ... Canada, USA, Mexico ...all North Americans.

[@solderbuff]

Apparently, Trump thinks that Canadians and Americans are "the same people". He learned a lot from Putin.

[@williamjones7163]

New catch phrase, Buck up, Blitzen.🤣

[@user-md4di6yg2p]

To all the Hunter pardon whiners: your infamous cult leader will be pardoning thousands of Capitol "tourists" before too long....

[@spacenerd9499]

Their outrage is laughable. Their hypocrisy ruins things

[@jessicamagri8211]

@@spacenerd9499agreed

[@nathans820]

The difference is saying one think and doing another. Just another career politician exploiting his power for his own gain..

[@MsWarriordiva]

They don't care about Jan 6 insurrectionists.

[@amitisshahbanu5642]

@@nathans820 He lost and couldn't leave his son to the wolves.

[@andrewmoore662]

Remember the outrage from Republicans when Trump pardoned his cronies and Ivanka's father in law? Neither do I.

[@zynoch3686]

but we can remember your tears little moorey baby, for FOUR LONG YEARS !!!

[@DarylBark]

@@zynoch3686 Do you pretend to be a Christian when you're not trolling?

[@hannahdyson7129]

​@@zynoch3686You ain't never votin̈g again 😂

[@elwoodsweetapple3269]

@@zynoch3686 Like the ones you cried in 2020 when you lost?

[@Chr1s-fm6bi]

And then appoints Kushner Sr to a cabinet position after pardoning him. 😂

[@IcewaterOasis]

There was an online petition from 2016 for California, Oregon & Washington to join Canada. It's still up, btw.

[@NatureGal-w1m]

The blue states should join Canada and see how well the maga red states do on their own.

[@amazeddude1780]

Canadians would reject outright the proposal to adopt the US as our Southern Territories. It would be impossible to supply enough Mounties to patrol that mess.

[@shadowrealm8014]

Canadians are basictly Americans rebels lol ..... with better common sense laws

[@docdirtymrclean3610]

lol i hate reichwings , and i hate Drumpf. But its cute that you think The US would be " Canadian Southern territories" and not Canada being Northern United States.

[@lorettaleger2825]

Oh man that made me laugh

[@la_belle_heaulmiere]

⁠​⁠@@docdirtymrclean3610Buddy, that’s the joke 😊

[@billlee8321]

51st state? No f'ing way I'm drinking watered down beer. 5% minimum 🍺

[@thatgirlfromBlaketown]

❤💯💯🇨🇦

[@doublesnowseven]

Canadians for life and proud of it!

[@GordonBagshaw-GBEnglishClass]

Sorry, did Trump really threaten Canada's sovereignty to our Prime Minister's face?

[@RebeccaTruluck]

Good for JOE!!!!!!

[@suegregor4220]

💯

[@ryansaif]

When Hunter has been Pardoned he will be a Key Witness to take down the Biden Crime Family. He can NOT plead the 5th after being given a Pardon.

[@223Drone]

I don't think Canadians would be okay with their country being annexed by the US.

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

HOLY MOLY! When Justin Trudeau grumbled to Trump that new tariffs would hurt Canada's economy, Trump savagely told him, "If Canada can’t survive without ripping off the U.S., then maybe Canada should become the 51st U.S. state..” 😂 Just imaginging the look on Trudeau's face when he heard this. He flew thousands of miles just to get roasted. 🤗

[@DS-tv2fi]

Yeah, no. I can safely say we would not, in fact, like that. If he tries, we might have to go all 1812 on him.

[@steverobertson6748]

This Canadian want NO PART OF SUCH ..IM A PROUD CANADIAN.

[@newstroll982]

​@@DS-tv2fiyeah and us Canadians are Savage during war. Were the reason for a lot of international laws.

[@223Drone]

​@@Kamala-WillieBrown Because nothing says "roasted" like suggesting that the US should be allowed to annex all of Canada. You really love imperialism and forcibly taking over countries it's what you do best.

[@lynnenormandeau318]

Reminder - Canada became a nation on July 1, 1867. The British burned the White House down.

[@Denny-i4c]

British, Indigenous and the Americans that left in 1776 that remained loyal to the monarchy.

[@jerrilynhenson9024]

Pardoning Hunter doesn’t upset this 80 year old democrat.

[@nickiemcnichols5397]

Me either! I’m joyful about it.

[@zitabraun1176]

This 70 year old Democrat is also glad Biden pardoned his son.

[@sharaswitala6296]

Good news. Such a ploy from dense lying rep.should never have happened for Hunter and his family

[@joanfregapane8683]

70+ here & completely agree!

[@BornAnAtheist666]

At 74 and a Marine Vietnam veteran and very happy he did! If Trump can fill his cabinet with every felon he has pardon, good for Hunter! I have a hard time remembering, which former KGB Colonel is trying to annex a neighboring country? That would be Donnie Deferments' mentor, Putin. That is our anti-war President want to go to war for land, lumber, and oil. I am so happy that the MAGA moron a peace loving idiot. We have heard what he wants to do to Mexico or has the MAGA slime slithered back under their rocks where Fox channel comes in much better?

[@newstroll982]

Canada here. FDT

[@1destinyslegacy]

We Americans thank you...

[@AuroraWolf655]

@@newstroll982 ty m8, FDT & FEM

[@NornSanctuaryW31TK421]

This Albertan seconds that motion.

[@randyross5630]

@@NornSanctuaryW31TK421 Well Second that Notion with Each One of your Providences having 2 US Senate Seats with more Congress(wo)men depending on Population Size as our Brand New American States! Really Stick It Too US, come Join the US and Vote to Take our Guns, or whatever else you can get passed into US Law. . .

[@rdc2021]

Mexican here FDT^10

[@elimgarak7330]

Sweet Strangelove reference! Kudos to the writer who slipped that in!

[@moonstoneway2694]

Thanks for still finding ways to tickle us as we move closer and closer to the edge of…? 🙏🤞🙏

[@dpmcmanus50]

Pardoning Hunter ... Go for it, Joe!

[@martindread6530]

The Big Guy pardons business partner.

[@zynoch3686]

go for it ! we are so immoral and atheist at this point nothing we do matters !

[@verttikoo2052]

And Shitler will pardon his diapers 🎉

[@DarylBark]

@@zynoch3686 Oh I guess you pretend to be a Christian even when you are trolling. Who woulda thunk it?

[@metalroofing6708]

@@martindread6530 lol, the Biden family Christmas will be Joe channeling Oprah, "Hunter, you get a pardon! Jim, you get a pardon. Frank, you get a pardon. Everybody gets a pardon!"

[@Barmandudeguy]

I have my own avocado tree...so I'm good there. Now I just need a beer tree.

[@johnspooner1403]

51st state? I think there’s a better chance we could convince WA, OR, and CA to join Canada.

[@jaywilliams8061]

WA here, yes please!

[@Sonomacats]

Not to mention NY, VT, NH, and ME

[@Redrocketrob57]

Rogue River Oregon here, in a NY minute !

[@NornSanctuaryW31TK421]

I’d welcome all the states mentioned here in a heartbeat! Our combined populations and GDP would be INSANE!🇨🇦

[@cathrynevans5196]

And yes please, Nevada too.

[@DvLnDsGyZ]

I don't care if the Democrats are upset about the pardon. I'm okay with it. Joe doesn't have much time left on this planet. Let him spend the rest of his life with his family in peace.

[@lgator08]

Yep!!!!!

[@crizioclips]

What about the rest of Americans who are imprisoned for marijuana, then sentences extended due to possession of a firearm.

[@stanbyme7874]

He lost his wife, young daughter & son. Let him spend his retirement with Hunter. He’s proud of his son’s progress. Republicans used Hunter as T*ump was sexually assaulting females & lying on his taxes. Their BS clutching of pearls makes me sick.

[@terrycohen4448]

​@@crizioclipsAlmost all first offenders for Hunter's crime (he's a first offender) do NOT do jail time. Because Hunter was Biden instead of a Smith or Jones, they were going to do worse to him. AND with the Trump Retribution Squad, Hunter would have likely been found dead in a prison cell. Hunter made his mistakes and did pay for them with massive public humiliation, such as Marjorie Taylor Green showing nude pics of him on the house floor. Hunter made restitution on all the taxes he owed, including penalties and interest. Trump hasn't even paid many of the host cities where he held rallies! Trump is ready to pardon insurrectioists who savagely beat 140 police officers. 'Nuff said.

[@tandiparent1906]

Lol....I haven't talked to or read of any Democrats that are actually upset with President Biden about it....but, Hunter may want visit another country until we're rid of twump & his idiot cabinet so they don't try to re-arrest him.🔵

[@euanreid6682]

Last time America tried that the White House got burnt to the ground.😂

[@dalecalabrese3352]

How bout we make America a little bit kinder and gentler and just give Texas back to Mexico.

[@LilliamRivera-u9m]

Not only Texas, but Colorado , California, Arizona, and New Mexico as well.

[@TheViolalove]

I’m in Texas and that would be nice. We’d have a woman president who stands up to the Orange Monster.

[@Frank-x1g]

I have been saying this for months.

[@amazingwtf]

EXCELLENT IDEA!!!

[@arx3516]

Assuming Mexico would be willing to take it back.

[@benbaker2965]

I love how Steven does act like things materialize out of thin air . He always gives credit to the people working behind the scenes. That is class.

[@carolmartin4413]

😂😂😂😂 Like Canada would let that happen

[@janetl9984]

Annex Canada? Of course not, but there may be a few States that would like to be in the foster care of Canada for the next four years.

[@jandrews6254]

Perhaps lower the border to encapsulate a few northern states; while also returning to Mexico those states that were forcibly ceded

[@macgregorwiggins1285]

Please take Texas? Send our current governor and his buddies to Georgia, or hell. We could be so happy as Canada's southern province.

[@jack9601]

Nope. We're done with you

[@bethchaosdragon7842]

Trudeau did also mention it would tank US economy too, and Trump totally ignored that.

[@wizardsuth]

The Republicans stopped caring what happens to the country decades ago. Their only platform now is to oppose and destroy whatever the Democrats want -- affordable health care, women's rights, gun control, education, democracy, the rule of law...

[@fragslap5229]

I dunno, all those BILLIONS staying here at home and enriching MY community, MY friends, and MY family can't be ALL bad.

[@EugeneHolley-rc6ry]

That is because it would not cause our economy to come to a halt like Canada, we are far more resilient and diversified than the Canadians of only 30 million people, Trudeau is so afraid that he ran to Florida before Trump is sworn in to see how bad he needs to come to some kind of reasonable action on the border.

[@bethchaosdragon7842]

@fragslap5229 you won't see those billions, the government will, which Trump will make sure gets directed to his and his friends' pockets

[@bethchaosdragon7842]

@EugeneHolley-rc6ry but tarrifs on multiple countries will. Tarrifs on produce from Mexico, oil from Canada...no break for the people, another chance for corporations to inflate prices more than necessary, making it harder to make ends meet. America may do 'better' than Canada, but the Americans will still be f'd and Trump doesn't care.

[@carolelarochelle9854]

MOST CANADIANS WOULD MOVE TO EUROPE BEFORE BECOMING AMERICANS,NOT KIDDING

[@jillmaxwell4259]

Proud of Biden.

[@charlesharper2357]

For lying and being a hypocrite? BTW...I despise Trump

[@macgregorwiggins1285]

JillMaxwell, Me too! I'm proud of Biden and thrilled about the pardon.

[@charlesharper2357]

@@macgregorwiggins1285 Why? You think the rich and the powerful are above the Law? How are you any different than a Trumpster? 🙄

[@wsol80]

@@charlesharper2357 IF one side stops playing by the rules and you always stick to them, you'll lose forever. If both sides stop following the rules, there is a chance they will remember why those rules were in place to begin with.

[@charlesharper2357]

@@wsol80 The end does not justify the means. The Democrats lost because they refused to deal with economic migrants and were seen as soft on crime...and for running an unpopular candidate.

[@divineoblivion1]

Thank you for your positivity and all that you do

[@jmcdermott53]

Make California, Washington and Oregon the 11th province of Canada.

[@oscarpaz27]

As a Canadian, I will say, don't let the friendly polite demeanor fool you. You're welcome to visit, but if you try to force your way, you've got another thing coming.

[@missg.5940]

Mess with my Timmy’s and suffer the consequences. Seriously, this 66 year old woman would fight to my death before that happened!

[@axelk6521]

Yup. Canadians at war are the reason the Geneva convention was written

[@sebastiannemeth-ramirez2160]

As a fellow Canadian, if Trump thinks he can can fuck with us, if he thinks Canadians are soft in war, I got three words for him: Leo fucking Major. Man straight up went into a berserker rage, and liberated a town in Holland, all by himself, with ONE FUCKING EYE. What happened to the other eye? Glad you asked. It was burned out with white phosphorous. Now, most people, the sheer agony of having their eye burned out of their socket would kill them. Not this crazy bastard. It just made him angrier. He lived to the age of 87. If Trump thinks he can fuck with a country that produces such mad men, he indeed has got another thing coming.

[@reneep388]

Oh no worries- dt was *not the choice of most Americans- he does not have a mandate no matter what lies fly out of his mouth. We know we have a nightmarish time ahead- & do not wish him on anyone or any other country Sane Americans (& we do out number the *cult- sadly millions of eligible voters- did *not vote- Inexcusable!) fear for the impact of the shameless on ourselves as well as the rest of the world.

[@HOTD108_]

Thank you so much for casually threatening violence to all those who come to your land. Such wisdom.

[@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj]

The problem being that since "maybe Canada should become the 51st state" popped into his head once as a performative cruelty, he will now become obsessed with making that happen.

[@janetl9984]

Nah. Won't last long. Like wanting to buy Greenland.

[@craven5328]

​@@janetl9984oh God lol, I remember that now. He's such a damn doofus.

[@Sonomacats]

The Canadians would make a wall around Canada and I can guarantee you a lot of Americans would join them.

[@hannahdyson7129]

In exchange for giving Alaska back to Russia ? Sound insane ?! We don't love in sane times

[@Denny-i4c]

@@janetl9984 Trade... he wanted to trade for Greenland. Insulting the good people of Puerto Rico in the process.

[@KaSuMan69]

I couldn't be less interested to be a part of this shit country. Quality of life, health care and education are WAY to important to trade.

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

As someone on the west coast, the idea of the US annexing Canada is eyebrow raising. Now Canada annexing Washington, Oregon, and California as the 11th, 12th, and 13th provinces respectively? That we can get behind

[@cybercat29]

This Canadian would not mind 🤗💖🇨🇦

[@J2982able]

As a Californian, allow me to say: oh Canada, Canada, take me away!

[@AmandaComeauCreates]

The dent in tax revenue if California taxes disappeared LOL

[@Robindigsit]

I'm packing my crap right now! Heading west!

[@coleengraham9316]

I like the idea of west coast joining Canada…your tech sector and our educated 🇨🇦 workforce and resources could make us a very powerful new country💕🍷

[@charlesmartin1121]

I wish today was 'Take Back Tuesday.' So we could exchange Trump and his whole rotten crew for a decent President and cabinet.

[@quinetastic]

❤ GREAT COMMENT, I agree 💯 🇺🇲

[@indiandaeng]

Harris would have made America socialist, the migrants lining up to escape socialism.

[@spacenerd9499]

Cabinet will have new heads by inauguration. Remember last time? Went through lots of the best people

[@chrisrj9871]

It'd be great to send them out and replace them with the candidate who came in second...

[@LeonaPrevilma]

LOL I still don't understand how we got it so wrong, again.

[@onespecies-human344]

As a Canadian, I'm not to worried we've won the last few wars with you

[@NewMessage]

For once, Melania wished she'd been at Mar-A-Lago.

[@lynndenault8198]

ok I had to laugh at that.

[@ryansaif]

Dems are Hindenberging at the current moment. And We PROUD MAGA BOYS are Eating It All Up!!!!

[@Robindigsit]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ghw7192]

Merry Christmas, Son! Love, Dad

[@marym3614]

An example of a common product imported from Canada: Costco's Kirkland toilet paper is sourced from Canada's boreal forest and processed within Canada before it hits Costco locations worldwide (per an article dated 7/21/2024 from House Digest). The tariffs are going to sting like hell

[@AnvilPictures]

God I love Kirkland products. I’m Canadian so it’s not a problem. Love the meatballs and burgers

[@Sonomacats]

Will serve a lot of the ignorant, uneducated people who voted for a certain senile orange.

[@Cookontherun7391]

@Anvilpictures. Tariff’s are a huge problem for Canadians. There’s this thing called google - learn how to use it.

[@stevecarson4162]

@@Cookontherun7391 : Maybe you should use it too, and learn that Canada won't be paying that 25%. THAT will be paid by Americans. It's amazing how many people haven't still figured that out yet -- and Trumpsky is one of them.

[@toadeepants]

They’re destroying a boreal forest for TOILET PAPER?? That’s should be a crime. 😢. Get bamboo paper instead.

[@inova11901]

RFKJs new fragrance: Polio®

[@Jehu-f2d]

🤣🤣

[@Salamander_falls]

You deserve a slow clap

[@nancymcmonarch]

Once Hegseth and Patel are Gaetzed out the door this week, I hope the Senate will turn its disgust toward RFK Goonier.

[@ryansaif]

Dems are Hindenberging at the current moment. And We PROUD MAGA BOYS are Eating It All Up!!!!

[@tr7b410]

Brilliant

[@zachr207]

Little did he know, about 35% of blue jeans in US department stores are in fact made in Mexico.

[@deangordon6444]

Make Canada the 51st state? What a cruel thing to do to all of those people.

[@thatgirlfromBlaketown]

❤ from 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦💯💯💯

[@jack9601]

Won't happen. We're sick of you staties and your fkn threats. Friends never more.

[@fragslap5229]

Somewhere here on KZbin are videos discussing how some of the western provinces WANT to become part of the US.

[@tammybrockman1440]

I’m am so sick of the GOP being upset about the pardon. These people voted in one of the worst convicts in our country!! So deal with it and go on with your life now!! He’s pardoned and deserves it!! Trump is the next president and doesn’t deserve it!!

[@graysonhoward1562]

Trump is objectively not one of the worst convicts in the country.

[@fragslap5229]

I'm not sick of it, now Hunter CAN'T claim the 5th amendment when called to testify before Congress! This is gonna be FUN!

[@BonafideGail]

Kudo's to Biden! God bless Joe and his family!

[@TheMrsSaito]

As a Canadian - good effing luck. We channel the anger into the cobra chickens - we can just as easily channel it at Trump 😂

[@lemonielala3080]

Let the cobra chickens loose! 🫡

[@mysam4504]

Please do! And hurry! Thank you!

[@jordanroman841]

Can we trade our president elect? Maybe for a steaming pile of moose crap? I mean we would be trading crap for crap?

[@seaside2001]

Oh crap, I knew I should have taken advantage of the good weather this summer and built that damm wall along the border.

[@davidpurser4938]

You Canadians need to accept the reality of being ruled by President Trump.

[@pamelasawyer2627]

Trump isn't the brightest bulb in the chandelier.

[@Missy-Missy1111]

Trump's devious sycophants & their draconian dystopian Project 2025 will destroy our Republic/democracy.

[@leslieholm9542]

You mean the ‘64 Chevy.

[@tandiparent1906]

Lol....He's not even the brightest bulb in the tiniest flashlight made.

[@dsludge8217]

He is the only known bulb emitting a brown light, though.

[@DougLyons-d8t]

He was bright enough to get elected after attempting a coup. Maybe it’s the electorate that sat on their collective butts that aren’t too bright.

[@garrickstangle5996]

As good as we've done on picking good leaders maybe better if the US became the next Canadian province...