Biden's Long-Lost Western! Featuring JP Sears

President Biden keeps referencing an old John Wayne movie with the quote "You're a lying, dog-faced pony soldier." The trailer for the movie has finally been found. Featuring ‪@AwakenWithJP‬ !
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[@brianwaldo2642]

This can be used as a historical documentary depicting Biden’s presidency.

[@aliceseger7108]

OMG😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ProudDadVet]

💯

[@sheilalindenstein8263]

Yup!!😂

[@popeye7815]

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣😊

[@loaflyer5663]

And even easier to understand than Biden actually talking

[@MiddleOutdoorsman]

Oh my gosh, how did the actor spit out those biden quotes with a straight face?! 🤣 Comedy gold, well done!

[@stanard_bearer]

Well, practice does make perfect

[@mikehedrick7223]

I bet the blooper real is gold!

[@TJCID22]

It took 30 takes, but he got there eventually.

[@lorireed8046]

My father has dementia and does nothing but watch westerns all day.

[@greatnorthwestbear]

Cut!!! Stop laughing… say the line one more time!

[@msm007]

Dude deserves an award for saying those lines without laughing.

[@curtcoeurdelion]

We finally beat Medicare!

[@Thatguy-hc3ed]

They need to do a sequel. He's given us so much more to work with

[@buyerofsorts]

@@Thatguy-hc3ed Totally.

[@JO-kp6lk]

We must not neglect other classic Biden Westerns such as 'A Fist Full Of Taxpayer's Dollars' and 'High Plains Grifter'.

[@MissJensk1]

Love it! 👍😂😂😂

[@ludwigmises]

Don’t forget, “Sniff ‘em High.”

[@usncorpsman7966]

🤣🤣🤣

[@usncorpsman7966]

@@ludwigmises 🤣🤣

[@russell3380]

"The Good The Bad and The Teleprompter Period" and "Once Upon A Time in The Ice Cream Shop".

[@jwdundon]

I can only give us a 90% approval rating because 10% goes to the big guy off the top.

[@TopShelfTheology]

* Standing O *

[@user-gt4fn7jj8e]

Haaaaaaaah!!

[@BuckshotPA1]

👍. How true!

[@loganmatthews3672]

For his scriptwriting.

[@indridChill67]

Perfect!

[@விஷ்ணு_கார்த்திக்]

That hair sniffing scene transition was so smooth lmao

[@jerrywhittington1283]

This should be used as a campaign commercial. Let the crowd funding start!

[@jamieclinard5807]

I was laughing so hard😂 then I realized our president actually said all that. Like for real😳

[@Fiat1]

😂😳

[@kamilziemian995]

😱

[@ApocalypseLounge]

It was exactly the thought that I had! This would be hilariously funny, except for the fact that it's real and this is our president!

[@brucesanborn7484]

Great presentation 🎉, Maranatha, Greetings from Tampa Florida 😎

[@zerkfitting]

@youtubewantstosilenceme8905 I didn't vote for the clown either. TRUMP 2024

[@sioux6365]

" If you don't go see this movie, "Malarkey, " then, you ain't black! ❤Coming soon at a theater near you.

[@mattg432]

"Coming soon to one theater in Scranton, Pennsylvania."

[@joanieaugust4424]

"And you control the guy or the woman who brings out the carts on a forklift!" 🤪🤣

[@brianrichey7269]

This is Brilliant! Keep up the truth over “Biden’s Facts! 🇺🇸Trump2024🇺🇸

[@Long-legged]

Keep your head in the sand, sheep. Left Wing + Right Wing = one Winged Beast. Remember, Trump didn't even care which Wing of the beast they appointed him. He just wanted in the club

[@jackquillman7680]

Damn good stuff !

[@brianvnt90]

"My buts been wiped" Probably the most informed and truthful thing our president has ever said.

[@chamuuemura5314]

“Truthful” well let’s hope so.

[@Summersunshine2023]

don't you mean RESIDENT? because how can this clown be a president?

[@eddiecaruth7704]

Even a blind squirrel found a nut.

[@eddiecaruth7704]

@@alaksandra1979 lol - - who wants to volunteer to fact check Bribem's buttwe'll have to take his word for it

[@mkjohnson7826]

Well…that snd he got the Ukrainian investigation fired of checking into certain corruption.

[@mrbill4499]

"We choose truth over facts"...that one got me 😂.

[@charlesfranks1902]

That's a real Bidenism.

[@michaelblair5566]

ALL of them are real Biden gaffes.@@charlesfranks1902

[@fhlostonparaphrase]

And not even the "fact checkers" can deny that one. I'm gonna use that quote.

[@Simple_Jackass]

Same lol

[@iggyg1370]

@@fhlostonparaphrase Fact checker do neither fact nor truth

[@TubeOfLaughes]

Blazing Saddles might finally have a worthy contender with this one!

[@cardmansales9376]

dog face pony soldier was a racist term for black people in the 1800s and durring civil war. their was a lack of horses and due to that black soldiers often were given ponys instead... most racist thing ever said by a president... how has no one reported on this???

[@encouragingword1172]

Wow, l had no idea that’s where the term originated. If Trump had said that it would have become a campaign commercial for the Democrats!

[@jerrybobteasdale]

That's almost pure invention.

[@cardmansales9376]

@@encouragingword1172 most racist thing anyone said in the past 100 years and no one said a word...

[@alwilson3204]

@@jerrybobteasdale Still, it's entertaining.

[@xhaltsalute]

joe ain't racist. Only Donald was.......

[@USAR8888]

I was hoping and praying they wouldn’t forget the disturbingly hilarious “hairy legs” line, and they didn’t disappoint. Best Bee skit yet 😂

[@James_Bee]

To be fair, I think every kid has been fascinated by leg hair in water. However, the WAY he tells it and the fact that it's obvious "The Big Guy" likes to sniff children... makes it weird.

[@dertythegrower]

Critical thinkers know that one about Cornpop... their side doesnt know because it was purposely hidden deeper down here... so few could relocate the full original clip

[@graceev]

I was waiting for him to define America in a single word

[@dennish300]

This should run as a commercial at superbowl halftime!!! 😂😂

[@AverageTruckOwner1322]

100% truer words were never spoken (other than lying dog faced pony soldier that is)

[@lisas44]

That guy's dry delivery is awesome!

[@chipperthompson8746]

I was in Scranton P.A. when this came out in the theater. I paid 10 cents to see it. Accounting for Biden-Flation, that would be about 30 dollars in today's money! It was an instant classic! Shame it got lost to time! All time favorite!

[@showusjustice523]

😂 this is absolute the best thing that has come from the Biden presidency.

[@tanyawatkins7206]

You NAILED IT! So true.

[@ginaw8173]

​@@tanyawatkins7206 Nailed it !!!! This is classic !!! What a joke he made of America. Now may the joke be in corn pop himself amd those hairy legs he likes kids to touch 😳 sick 🤮🤢🤕🤒😷

[@LordThree]

The sniffing!

[@brendanwalsh9640]

Genius

[@dirkz.duggitz1567]

Idk. This term has left us with more comedy gold than Netflix entire standup section.

[@ZachBurnham]

Instant classic. Whoever wrote this one definitely needs a raise!

[@adamyenser]

Thanks! They laid me off after I wrote and directed it to focus on other projects instead of sketches.

[@ZachBurnham]

@@adamyenser the podcast stopped because of "working on stuff you'll love" to get hopes high... and now this... I do not have high hopes.

[@cd3949]

@@ZachBurnham What?

[@largemarge1603]

@ada, "One door closes, a hundred others open." Maybe you could 'up'-grade or 'up'-date your cv?

[@ProductBasement]

Adam Yenser might have wrote this... that's awkward

[@MadMax00215]

"DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT!" 😅🤣😂

[@robbiechapman3680]

This is my favorite political comedy sketch of all time. So well done.

[@TheSouthIsHot]

The more you watch, the more hilarious it gets. You realize that every single line Tex utters is exactly what Joe Biden said!

[@AbraKadabraSimsalaBim]

Better than every Disney movie for the last 10 years.

[@davidknudson5166]

How True!!!

[@uryer2359]

Priceless!! A thousand deep bows with "We're not worthy"!!

[@louisaforeman1470]

I’m crying with laughter. Absolutely brilliant 😂😂😂

[@ericsfishingadventures4433]

I wish this movie was actually a full length feature! 🤣🤣🤣

[@rebeccachristoforidis3519]

Agreed.

[@itt23r]

Where have you been? It's been going on for 3 years already.

[@veganconservative1109]

So many possibilities. Stumbling repeatedly over the same step in front of the General Mercantile to get an ice cream cone. Most consistent customer at the ladies hair salon. Staring off into the sunset....because he can't remember the way home.

[@RebekahNicole]

WE NEED IT SO BAD!!

[@tristanhallmark2724]

The script has already been written, we're just waiting on the daily wire to pick it up after the payout from ladyballers

[@nathanjohnson2474]

I miss real comedy. Thank you guys for doing this. No one has the balls to offend anyone anymore in Hollywood, so it's nice to see someone doing God's work.

[@clogs4956]

Not seen the trailer for Lady Ballers then?

[@pigpuke]

@@clogs4956 "in Hollywood" - keywords in a sentence are important. But yeah, that movie looks like it will be hilarious.

[@nathanjohnson2474]

@@clogs4956 I did actually. I watched it yesterday with JP's reaction video. Good stuff! That's not Hollywood tho....

[@Deep_Dish]

Oh, Hollywood still makes fun of ppl relentlessly, but only specific ppl who test their evil narrative, and or conservative

[@eaglerider1826]

Check out Jim Breuer . You will not be disappointed .

[@Kay-it4ed]

I've watched this so many times - and cry with laughter every time. How the actors kept a straight face I'll never know. Brilliant!

[@alanjm1234]

This might be your best yet! Two words!: Awesome!

[@mchrome3366]

Really good really funny. If Biden ever watches this he’ll probably believe it’s his actual bio and start to tell stories of his cowboy days. Biden’s a legend in his own mind for sure.

[@SeanVplayer]

Yes!! Like when he started using the phrase "Let's Go Brandon", as if it meant you were on his side.

[@MGarrison]

Doesn't matter. 2 minutes later he wouldn't remember it anyway.

[@flonoiisana4647]

😂😂😂

[@jsmcmxlvii]

This was a pretty accurate Western. It was based around the time that Amtrak was built all the way to Hawaii, and the cowboy rode it for over a million miles so he could personally deliver a Wells Fargo gold shipment to Iran to rescue Amelia Earhart and save Middle Earth. Classic!

[@leonards.9112]

You forgot how joey built Noah's Ark .

[@vincentdonnelly1490]

Awesome, what a hero, & in his later years he became a professor at a prestigious University where he got paid a million $ for two meetings & a short speech.

[@encrypter46]

You're definitely hired for the sequel!!!

[@peterdarr383]

It shoulda ended with Young Biden shaking invisible hands and wandering around a bit.

[@nosheeple2751]

😂😅😊

[@zeehag]

jpsears deserves a true and proper award. love his viewpoints. these need wider distriubution

[@zslis4348]

This guy is absolutely hilarious and how he does it with a straight face is beyond me lol

[@paleofemme]

This video is hilarious and scary at the same time. One thing you forgot - Tex could never figure out which side of the set to walk off.

[@hollyperrin7353]

I used to hate Biden. But, after watching this cool video depicting him as a rugged cowboy… well, HE WROTE THE DAMN BILL!

[@paulis7319]

That's probably why he didn't walk off the set.

[@hollyperrin7353]

@@paulis7319 How do you want Old Smeller to walk off set? Once he’s at the podium, you’d have to be Magellan to figure a way out.

[@loaflyer5663]

Good thing they didn't have a great many sets of stairs in the west

[@jamisoncooper-leavitt5950]

That scene is in the sequel. Along with the foothills of ffffggfhggghggjghhj

[@user-qo1gk2kj3e]

This was hilarious. Much better than anything Hollywood has put out in a long long time.

[@stevenfredericks9844]

Better than Hollywood, Disney or the new Obama movie!

[@MattBaker-zd8nq]

I had to watch it twice 😂😂😂😂

[@kj7792]

​@@stevenfredericks9844wtf😮 Obama movie?

[@stevenfredericks9844]

@@kj7792 Yup, it's out there. Haven't seen the full movie but if you can tell anything by the trailer it appears to have the ever present, ominous element of "race-baiting" going on.

[@kj7792]

@@stevenfredericks9844 🤢🤢🤢🤢 I just puked in my mouth reading that

[@eugeniemartin6630]

Laughter is such good medicine!! Thank you!😂❤

[@hereandthere9023]

Wish I had known of this movie earlier. Now "Once Upon a Time in the West" takes second place to this masterpiece.

[@IrishWhiskeyParanormal]

This was priceless! I love how the writers made many of Brandon's most famous quotes and hair sniffing fit in the story. 🤣

[@braddonupex6155]

No disrespect intended to the actress, but wasn't she way too old to be hair-sniffed by Creepy Joe?

[@IrishWhiskeyParanormal]

@@braddonupex6155 No, he has sniffed the hair of the wives of other politicians.

[@traviscarr6536]

@@braddonupex6155sometimes you can’t be picky, you got to sniff what’s been laid in front of you.

[@headlesshammerhead]

This has to be the Bee's best skit so far, hands down!

[@Konxovar0]

I laughed more at this one than any of theirs in a small while (not that the last ones have been bad)

[@danielstellmon5330]

JP will do that for you.

[@hollyperrin7353]

Skit? Babylon Bee is my go-to news source.

[@williambenner701]

​@@hollyperrin7353Not CNN?😱

[@hollyperrin7353]

@@williambenner701 🤣🤣🤣

[@dennyallman5399]

I’m going to say it - this is the best video the Babylon Bee has ever made. I’ve watched it a dozen times and I’m laughing so hard each time!

[@ZenZone_Soundscapes]

the "under pressure" right before drawing was gold. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@everready19373]

This skit is right up there with Moving from California to Texas. The actor that played the hero did a great job. I don't know how anyone could remember lines like that. Holy Malarkey!

[@TheBradylands]

No moving to California had me laughing all day😅

[@aliceseger7108]

I can’t believe he could say them with a straight face😂😂😂😂 GREAT SKIT🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@Shadow_Banned_Conservative]

Exactly what I was thinking! When is season 2 of California to Texas coming anyway?

[@LordVulcan93]

Maybe the Daily Wire can produce it. I can't wait for their transmockumentary tomorrow night.

[@HelloKitty-jz5gm]

“Holy Malarkey, Jack!”! 😂😂

[@RJ_Groot]

I speak for all Canadians when I say we would love a full length feature film.

[@poelmeister]

With things as they are, that could be a longer running series than The Bold and the Beautiful. And ironically, Biden has neither of those qualities.

[@ReformedChristian96]

With the title of "How One Cowboy Tried to Ruin an Entire Country".

[@markmurex6559]

There is enough to pull from for a 3-hour movie.

[@richardhockey8442]

'Big Malarkey in Washington D.C.'

[@canucklehead1100]

Full length feature film, please! One about Trump, too!

[@klausprat7016]

This is comedy gold. I’ve rewatched it 3 times already

[@MAGAsnotAcurse]

I enjoy rewatching this video whenever I need a good laugh!! Thanks guys.

[@NilsFredrikGjerull]

Making a Corn Pop a western with Bide quotes. What a brilliant idea. Truly funny.

[@knotsochice]

You are SO lucky to get this sketch onto KZbin before Joe puts that 'interwebbie thingy misinformation' law on us!

[@andymanaus1077]

Australia is trying to put one through now and it's only the minor parties, who hold balance of power, standing in their way.

[@dive2drive314]

It's terrifying to me that someone who is so inept is leader of an entire country... and I don't even live in the US.

[@williammecham7038]

thank goodness we shall all be protected from the mis and the dis very soon . I fear perusing the interweb now because of the super mega maga madness cult spreading their poison . why I remember the early days after mr. Gore invented those tubes when it was a safe and educational place to explore . perhaps one day soon it will be again .

[@sdgathman]

@@dive2drive314 Oh, Biden's not the leader. It's terrifying not to know for sure who the leader(s) is/are. (My money is on Obama as Biden's handler and answering to someone else unnamed at the top.)

[@knotsochice]

@@andymanaus1077 I have noted that Sky News is allowed to report some obvious consequences of commie paedo transie groomerism in any country but their own.

[@jasonrodgers9063]

This had me WEEPING with laughter! TOTALLY priceless!

[@valR978]

The best Babylon Bee ever - you outdid yourselves! 😂😂😂

[@romeyburgin7221]

A most excellent depiction of Joe Biden's political career. Excellent!

[@theApeShow]

Cornpop was just trying to keep the sniffers away from the pool.

[@beccalosh465]

Yes! I have long wondered if Corn Pop was actually a good dude!

[@oldwoman9159]

Where is Corn Pop when we need him?

[@davidkutchinski8440]

That was so well done. Bravo BB! The "corn pop" actor was hilarious.

[@westhatfield6116]

Ironically I just saw a ad right before this vid, it was Obama asking if we could just send 5 dollars to Biden and biding at the end smiled and said thanks Obama. But the way it played out the ad was like satire itself. The world we live in.

[@AwakenWithJP]

I’m offended by this! (Insert rage crying here)

[@JD-ss4qf]

I knew you would be offended…

[@jackiec498]

I for one won't even watch a movie until you've officially been offended by it, so THANKS for the top notch review!

[@kirammo]

KIR Ammo thanks you for making the surprise appearance! We had no idea! Come visit us in Arlington!

[@911Motorsports]

You knocked up a home run!! The libtardy tears are great!.....but I Love to teach the high schoolers about the life from [back in the day]

[@pamelamuench4900]

Yeah…ain’t we all?? 🤪

[@BrianJohnson-lx3zd]

I didn't know until this moment that a Babylon Bee / JP crossover was so very needed....

[@tonywhite5485]

BB is so awesome better than anything on “mainstream” media

[@mariarooney6262]

Academy Award material. I’m from Scranton, please don’t make me cry after laughing so hard. 😂❤️

[@GODSNAKE73]

I would actually pay to see that movie 😂

[@RebekahNicole]

SAME!

[@aliceseger7108]

Don’t know if I could laugh that hard that long🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ Had tears running down my face 🤣

[@ak2nda695]

No need to pay FJB is always creating new material.

[@dmc3489]

You are paying for it - it's called inflation

[@EllieMae4101]

Now if Disney could release anything with half the cinematic excellence of what I just watched, they would be back in business !

[@highmileagehusband1915]

Riveting AND Confusing simultaneously.... Well Done !!! 😂😂😂

[@truthstillmatters59]

LOL. The Babylon Bee has always been funny, but they really outdid themselves with this one! This is great.

[@islandonlinenews]

😂😂😂 busting a gut. This is pure comedy gold.

[@thomasmcdonnell7914]

That was perfect all the way through!!!! Bravo!

[@Dleefrlula]

That hairy leg speech never ceases to crack me up 😂

[@jamespendleton4802]

Based strongly on a true story... The actual words of Brandon. Hilarious!

[@jasperrabbit8132]

That was so good, and also tells us everything we need to know about the liar 'n' chief! Great to seeJP on Babylon Bee!

[@ad70preterist]

Thank you BB for finding this lost work of art.

[@gsmeeuwsen]

JP, that was priceless!!!!

[@commonsensecraziness7595]

Absolutely brilliant send up of Bidenisms. This should be archived at his Presidential Library (when they make one).

[@ILGuy2012]

It already exists somewhere on an Amish homestead. They call it the outhouse.

[@paulwoodman5131]

It will be on repeat 🔁 in the Ice Cream Shoppe , Corn Pop will be by sniffing hair in the hair salon.

[@JeffMTX]

The presidential bookshelf

[@Jesse-cx4si]

The Biden Presidential Library will be the weird book donation mailbox at the curb of that odd neighbor (we all have one).

[@JeffinTD]

That was excellent. A compilation of actual Biden saying these quotes at the end would be the cherry on top.

[@ReformedChristian96]

Nahh that would hav ruined it having to see his mug and hear his disgusting real voice!

[@sabastianconnrey6319]

Please Babylon Bee, MORE OF THIS! I was rolling 🤣 usually I just expel a few chuckles at a BB video, but this one was special.🥰

[@iggyg1370]

EXCELLENT!! love it! You should've add him tripping, falling, or reaching out to shake someone hand that isn't there.

[@MalarkeyTaylor]

My name is Malarkey and I support this message.

[@danielschulz9304]

This definitely should be a series. Every word out of his mouth is comedic gold. Its no wonder they made him president.

[@tool4rage434]

Spaghetti Western Biden, Sci-Fi Biden, Action Biden, Rom-Com Biden, Horror Biden.

[@perkylittleblondeFF]

It does give us something to laugh about in these dark xidendaze. ;-D TRUMP 2024 †

[@cheryltaggart1648]

It never crossed my mind until just now...that our current president is a comedian 😅

[@kj7792]

Raining oil 😮

[@brose2323]

I'm looking forward to the Christmas special. " In the same stable where Jesus lay, the problem with civil war is we didn't have enough airports." Now if that line ever makes sense just go check yourself in.

[@denisew4231]

Love this connection with the bee and JP 😂😂😂

[@drexelmildraff7580]

A classic! Definitely would have swept the Oscar's if it had gone into general release.

[@jesseyork4024]

This is a national treasure. It needs to be archived with the Library Congress and kept in the Smithsonian vault.

[@rexcowan9209]

Put it on the next probe we send into deep space, should keep the aliens guessing.

[@CH-tg6zq]

I have no idea how these actors could not bust out laughing!

[@paulreid2223]

BB and JP killin' it !!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mrmainevent1872]

6 months later and this is still one of my all time favorites.

[@handleyourowntool]

That was so funny I had to watch it twice and shared it with all the democrats in my life! Turns out to be a lot of people😢

[@maxwellcrazycat9204]

So you hang with some dubious people.

[@handleyourowntool]

@@maxwellcrazycat9204 yes, but what are you going to do about family?😂

[@kendog0731]

99% of the people i know are democrats.

[@swk38]

graveyard?

[@dive2drive314]

I know by the amount of likes i get, which is zero. Most of my family are liberals, sadly.

[@wtf_usa5597]

I agree, this needs to be expanded into at least a mini-series!! 😅 😅

[@somebodyhastosayitagain4547]

This has got to be my all-time favorite video.

[@Kleggy-OH]

Please please make more Biden quote videos. We have watched this so many times and it’s hilarious every time. My favorite Bee video ever!

[@intelligentspeculator7327]

This is one of the most fantastic sketches I have ever watched, both on KZbin and on television. Top level comedy, comparable with the best Monty Python classics, without irony. Even more so, given the strong political satire impact that this has.

[@marietighe6328]

True it's fantastic writing and delivery 😂😂😂LOOK FAT is now gonna be a personal favourite insult of mine 😅

[@billbo3590]

Never laughed so hard at a Bee video. Please do a series on this.

[@snazzydazzle]

LOl Lol Lol Lol Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. The BEST video/movie trailer I've ever seen about "lying' dog-faced pony soldiers." Go JP Sears🥰♥and Babylon Bee!!!!🐝🐝🐝♥

[@libertyhawq1766]

Love that JP joins Babylon Bee! Perfect pairing! I am crying from laughing so hard! You guys are great!

[@wolfer9754]

I'm so happy JP is now part of the Babylon Bee family!!

[@Astinosis]

Props to the actor keeping a straight face spouting all that nonsense LMAO

[@connecticutyankee9706]

We don't know how many takes it took for him to get those lines right...

[@jimbertel3634]

It’s malarkey ,not nonsense.

[@caitlinallen8400]

Ok but why is this more hilarious and entertaining than any of Hollywood's comedies 😂 Let's go Brandon!

[@vajee5]

Hysterical! Thank you for a good laugh!🤣

[@fionnaitsradag5152]

I'd watch the feature length version of this.🤣

[@universalsoldier2293]

This was ridiculously good. Even the facial expressions were freaking spot-on.

[@casual454t1]

I've now watched this 45-47 times so far. Lmmfao!😊

[@hippywytch1]

Ahhh...the Biden Classics, how could we ever forget them? 😂😂😂😂

[@sassyherbgardener7154]

This was absolutely hilarious!! All of the actors were great, but the main one spitting out those ridiculous Biden lines like Clint Eastwood was AMAZING!! Thanks for the wonderful laugh! (Even though it's a bit disturbing that a president actually said those things!)