Biden’s Venmo Revealed, UFOs Definitely Exist & Exclusive Look at The Bachelorette Men

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Jimmy Kimmel Live

Jimmy Kimmel Live

3 жыл бұрын

“60 Minutes” did a story last night about UFOs and it should be the biggest news story of the year, our house band Cleto and the Cletones made their triumphant return to the studio, President Joe Biden reportedly used Venmo and there are some interesting transactions, Republican lawmakers are up in arms about Biden canceling the “Garden of Heroes,” Joe Exotic is still seeking a pardon, the tiger on the loose in Houston is safe now, and since the 17th season of The Bachelorette starts next month, Jimmy gathered his Bachelorette crew (his wife Molly, and pals/staffers Louis, Erin & Maggie) for an exclusive look at the men who will be competing for Katie’s heart.
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@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 жыл бұрын
As an ex-zookeeper, I can assure you there is very little difference between a tiger, and a housecat... behaviorally speaking. The difference is size. When you cat randomly swipes at your face in the middle of a petting session for no apparent reason, you recoil and tell him "NO! Why'd you do that? Bad kitty!" And when the tiger does the same thing, you walk to the corner of the room to pick up your face. Provided you can still walk. They are NOT pets.
@tbynum1687
@tbynum1687 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@thegameranch5935
@thegameranch5935 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Lost-mb1gj
@Lost-mb1gj 3 жыл бұрын
Will this stop me from interacting with big cats one day? No I wanna work in a sanctuary lmao
@thegameranch5935
@thegameranch5935 3 жыл бұрын
@@Lost-mb1gj he said big cats are not pets, sanctuary are keeping the animal to help them they don’t keep them as pets
@Lost-mb1gj
@Lost-mb1gj 3 жыл бұрын
@@thegameranch5935 Learn to take a joke sir 💀💀💀💀💀💀
@ianmccombie2476
@ianmccombie2476 3 жыл бұрын
“Entrepreneur is French for unemployed”😂
@brianbullivant4753
@brianbullivant4753 3 жыл бұрын
I think I'm going to steal/borrow that line. It's too good not to.
@hoyle9986
@hoyle9986 3 жыл бұрын
Lolol every man on dating apps, lol
@zadrugaofficial205
@zadrugaofficial205 3 жыл бұрын
(Expert Michael)tell him I referred you.........
@honeybabou6119
@honeybabou6119 3 жыл бұрын
@@hoyle9986 I live in Europe and I have to say: every US expat on dating apps ;)
@krook5158
@krook5158 3 жыл бұрын
Cool that Jimmy takes the UAP seriously. Instead of just making jokes about little green men and laughing it off like most other shows.
@AncientHijinks
@AncientHijinks 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed. If there's any time to be ahead of the curve on the UAP subject, it's now.
@TwoPercentViking
@TwoPercentViking 3 жыл бұрын
Unlike the audience. I find it baffling how people burst into laughter even when this matter is being taken seriously by intelligent and professional individuals and organisations. The conditioning of the general public is incredibly deep-set.
@Clifton8823
@Clifton8823 3 жыл бұрын
@@TwoPercentViking good point and the media influence on this subject had reached across the world. My girlfriend is from Asia and she made a joke about it when I mentioned it to her and I was surprised and disappointed. How is it that so many people around the world are so easy influenced to not take such a significant subject seriously.
@drewjackson5547
@drewjackson5547 3 жыл бұрын
Lol that's exactly what he did just laughed at it and that's all right A lot of people that's he's made fun of is going to have the last laugh
@krook5158
@krook5158 3 жыл бұрын
​@@Clifton8823 It is mostly because of the government 'little green men' campaigns starting shortly after Rosswell. There are many stories out there from ex goverment employees who did cover ups about legitimate stories and amplified the debunked ones in the news cycle. The reasons why the american government chose to do this back then are unclear. Some say they are nefarious; hoarding secret alien technology to unlock it's secrets for themselves before informing the public. Making deals with energy companies and the Defense departments. Others say that the goverment is planning a false flag operation. Making everyone fear aliens, in order to unite us all in a global government so we may defend ourselves against 'the alien threat'. But it might also just have been to soothe peoples minds, with the stories emerging back then. It is a very human reaction to laugh off something scary. Whatever the case, I am kinda dissapointed that now, apparently for many the first thought is about the threat of war, or obtaining technology and weapons. If there is advanced alien life out there, I am much more interested in their, discoveries of the universe, their sciences and medicine, filosophies, religeons and art. And it might be up to us to prove that we are worth interacting with. What ever is out there, we best be on our best behavior. And maybe show each other (and whoever is watching) some humanity. To stop murdering each other over skin color, religion and land and get over our greed at the expense of others and the environment would be an excellent way to start if you ask me. Nothing so far indicates that these unknown aireal phenomenon are a threat. Being scared of what we do not understand is something I hope we can avoid.
@zein9742
@zein9742 3 жыл бұрын
I have never and probably will never watch The Bachelor but would definitely binge on"First Look"!🤣
@JustMe-mh2pn
@JustMe-mh2pn 3 жыл бұрын
A now still small tiger kept privately in a tennis club. People, shame on you! I will never understand how something like this can be allowed.
@alexandrospirillis
@alexandrospirillis 3 жыл бұрын
We had an Unidentified Arrogant Phenomenon for four years!
@deedreamccarthy6666
@deedreamccarthy6666 3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂 " Look out Florida Texas is really makin a run." 🤣🤣🤣
@vasundarakumarihami3420
@vasundarakumarihami3420 3 жыл бұрын
That "take me to your leader" joke was freaking hilarious
@man_on_wheelz
@man_on_wheelz 3 жыл бұрын
My biggest takeaway from all of this is that Jimmy Kimmel has a special device that allows him to play the Harmonica while he drives... I could NOT make that up!
@sabinawoods5134
@sabinawoods5134 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy you crack me up with your continual Bachelor updates. What would I do with out them. 😂
@jonathanswhtx
@jonathanswhtx 3 жыл бұрын
and I don’t even watch the bachelor
@oceanside88
@oceanside88 3 жыл бұрын
Provides a lot of material/fodder. I never watch it, so it's great to get the cringey highlights.
@sophierobinson2738
@sophierobinson2738 3 жыл бұрын
I think the whole thing is ridiculous, and stupid. I skipped it all. Just another soap opera.
@sebastianlaso8346
@sebastianlaso8346 3 жыл бұрын
good to start off the week with Jimmy
@nanashi1173
@nanashi1173 3 жыл бұрын
I actually thought it was one of his weaker monologues in awhile.
@landahans227
@landahans227 3 жыл бұрын
Sh*t was weak dawg
@landahans227
@landahans227 3 жыл бұрын
@Quotations you again? Dam.. stalk much 😂. GOMD
@gbamm2990
@gbamm2990 3 жыл бұрын
This guy hasn't been funny for 30 years
@nanashi1173
@nanashi1173 3 жыл бұрын
@@gbamm2990 Then why are you here?
@Itsgabbycoster
@Itsgabbycoster 3 жыл бұрын
“My name’s Quartney with a Quart!”
@alrightyru
@alrightyru 3 жыл бұрын
He's the butt of all jokes The milkman is your father
@davidkrichardson
@davidkrichardson 3 жыл бұрын
Driving with harmonica + air bag = permanent, musical braces.
@ovihaliuc5884
@ovihaliuc5884 3 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh 🤣
@dredgerivers7730
@dredgerivers7730 3 жыл бұрын
I can hear it in my mind... like dropping a safe on a bagpipe? Like a stick of dynamite in a bagpipe.
@astrabula329
@astrabula329 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅 omg this had no right being this funny! 😂😅
@HoboWhisperer
@HoboWhisperer 3 жыл бұрын
This was my first thought too :) haha
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 3 жыл бұрын
Love you Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo! 💗💗💗
@laras678
@laras678 3 жыл бұрын
I love having a president where the most you can say is that he's older, and he's a little weird. :)
@niiclark6452
@niiclark6452 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know who is worse Obama or Biden 🤣 Border crisis, raising taxes, forgets his own name, taking guns away, falling up stairs, whoever voted for this 🐈 is a joke. Mixed girl too so what's up.
@rensaint-cross820
@rensaint-cross820 3 жыл бұрын
@@niiclark6452 trumps worse.
@HarmanSingh-of8ro
@HarmanSingh-of8ro 3 жыл бұрын
Rather all that, then someone who says there are fine people on both sides
@MaidenHelll
@MaidenHelll 3 жыл бұрын
More than weird😒
@trex19681
@trex19681 3 жыл бұрын
@@HarmanSingh-of8ro really? That's your measurement? It's no wonder you're watching an idiot leader of other idiots like Kimmel.
@eshbena
@eshbena 3 жыл бұрын
That was the largest collection of square jaws outside of a Marvel movie.
@davidanderson_surrey_bc
@davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 жыл бұрын
Or the Gallery of Habsburg Family Portraits.
@gudy0079
@gudy0079 3 жыл бұрын
imagine if marvel buys jaws sequel. think about it..
@gerardjayetileke4373
@gerardjayetileke4373 3 жыл бұрын
I was hoping Matt Damon's picture would have been there in the bachelorette part xD
@013XIII
@013XIII 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing but with Guillermo!
@StevenTorrey
@StevenTorrey 3 жыл бұрын
!7 years of Bachelorette: who woulda thunk it 8 minutes of Bachelorette more than I want to tolerate!
@ircsmith
@ircsmith 3 жыл бұрын
17 years and I have never seen an episode. this was the closest I will ever get and thanks for that.....I know, I could have passed but it was like a car accident, couldn't look away. Was fun to see your friends reactions.
@dpc3324
@dpc3324 3 жыл бұрын
Are you the alien he’s talking about?
3 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about weirdo?
@shannonnonnahs6943
@shannonnonnahs6943 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy wearing a MIB suit. Classic👽
@WROSIBELDC
@WROSIBELDC 3 жыл бұрын
I want this weekly breakdown of the bachelorette - only way I will ever know what's happening when people talk about it. 🙃
@johngrunwell6101
@johngrunwell6101 3 жыл бұрын
He is so genuine in his intense curiosity about this legitimately strange phenomenon.
@eriscyl
@eriscyl 3 жыл бұрын
Talking about The Bachelorette?
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 жыл бұрын
@@eriscyl damn your fabulousness - you beat me to it
@jpslayermayor9293
@jpslayermayor9293 3 жыл бұрын
They're radar/electromagnetic transmission reflectors / absorbers onboard very light inflatable craft powered by small turbojets. The tech started just post WWII and has been quietly advanced since then.
@TurtleTimeVoiceOvers
@TurtleTimeVoiceOvers 3 жыл бұрын
Yep. A single person dating/kissing/etc. multiple women/men, sometimes in a matter of hours is indeed a _legitimately strange phenomenon._ 🤪
@mumtazabad
@mumtazabad 3 жыл бұрын
@@jpslayermayor9293 are you serious and if you are, how do you know?
@tiffanymichaels2429
@tiffanymichaels2429 3 жыл бұрын
Ever since I heard the words skins salesman I have Silence of the Lambs in my head.
@wisecrow2100
@wisecrow2100 3 жыл бұрын
United States blocks UN call for Israel-Palestinian ceasefire !!! What a peaceful politicians Americans shame on you that you have a such bloodthirsty politicians
@oceanside88
@oceanside88 3 жыл бұрын
Creepy beyond creepy.
@VampyRagDoll
@VampyRagDoll 3 жыл бұрын
Ed Gein immediately popped into my head.
@zadrugaofficial205
@zadrugaofficial205 3 жыл бұрын
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@zadrugaofficial205
@zadrugaofficial205 3 жыл бұрын
(Expert Michael)tell him I referred you.........
@whatstrending8689
@whatstrending8689 3 жыл бұрын
Watching all the way from South Africa 🇿🇦
@jrm1880
@jrm1880 3 жыл бұрын
I'm watching from just a little North of you in Denmark 😉
@medschoolvisual6954
@medschoolvisual6954 3 жыл бұрын
Watching from Aruba🇦🇼
@hyltoniali257
@hyltoniali257 3 жыл бұрын
@@jrm1880 “little” are u taking the solar system as a reference
@shermanlo1880
@shermanlo1880 3 жыл бұрын
@@jrm1880 Hello from Singapore!
@9erner
@9erner 3 жыл бұрын
Hi from Bosnia👋
@Renskaz
@Renskaz 3 жыл бұрын
I'm lazy so I'm only going to say this once so I hope I get enough likea to reach the top. Thank you Jimmy Kimmel Live. I live for these monologues. You have been with me through a lot, a coming out, a 9 year breakup, 4 years of a trump presidency, and other countless tragedy's. Whenever life gets a little too surreal, this show brings me back down, it makes me remember that this is all just a ride that could end at any moment, to have fun with it and not to take things so seriously. Again, Thank you Jimmy Kremble.
@KostaLaskaratos
@KostaLaskaratos 3 жыл бұрын
"The CDC, and Department of Children Services" advises all parents to keep their daughters at least six feet away from Matt Gaetz.
@lorinelson7523
@lorinelson7523 3 жыл бұрын
That guideline won't be changed anytime soon! Lol.
@shakeyballs5022
@shakeyballs5022 3 жыл бұрын
Just 6 feet
@tiffbeevachou108
@tiffbeevachou108 3 жыл бұрын
I'd add sons too, I'd want my sons to have a good example, not that BS
@denzelelysium
@denzelelysium 3 жыл бұрын
It'll be a federally mandated 500 feet once ol' Matty gets out of jail.
@UnderTheMillkyWay
@UnderTheMillkyWay 3 жыл бұрын
@@ShrinkRai why that face? He's sniffing people's hair, talking about rubbing other people's leg hair and rubbing them while it's wet and kissing all over children and women. I don't give a flying flip if you're republican or democrat dude is freaking weird. Kissing the back of ladies head's. The fact that you do the classic eyeroll is very telling. He's a creep and if he was a republican you and all these other people on this thread would be making the same remarks about him but way worse. Why be a hypocrite? I can't stand people who can't come out of their own political view and recognize their own political leaders issues. It's sad, frightening and hypocritical. Don't know if you have children or not but pretty sure you'd warn your child about these behaviors if it was their coach at school or teacher if not then that's not good patenting either. 🤷‍♀️
@siblits654
@siblits654 3 жыл бұрын
i completely agree jimmy it’s insane they are just talking about it now
@krook5158
@krook5158 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@cube4547
@cube4547 3 жыл бұрын
This feels like one of those movie media montages (the ones with talk shows, newspaper articles, famous people getting dramatic about stuff...) where humanity is too stupid to actually comprehend what's going on
@nikkistixx9750
@nikkistixx9750 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha seeing Kimmy drive and play the harmonica is so funny. But I can totally see myself doing aomething like that as well. Air drums, and harmonica lmao .
@4Everlast
@4Everlast 3 жыл бұрын
Did you not hear the UFO news ?!????? WTF is up with you american's is everything a joke?
@aprajitaplaysmusic
@aprajitaplaysmusic 3 жыл бұрын
omg I love the way he questions “did you see the UFOs” 😂 p.s. I’m glad the band is back
@ewestchester2991
@ewestchester2991 3 жыл бұрын
Me too. I rewindd it many times.
@AncientHijinks
@AncientHijinks 3 жыл бұрын
I think Kimmel has the best approach to UFOs out of any late-night hosts. That one time he point-blanked Obama about it? 🤌👽
@yurielcundangan9090
@yurielcundangan9090 3 жыл бұрын
Kimmel: UFO's Exist Jon Batiste: INDEED!
@waryaawariiri1812
@waryaawariiri1812 3 жыл бұрын
Of all things you have other names for, like UFO, dead spirits, haunting, zombie, undead and such, we Muslims have a single term for them - _jinn._ _Jinns_ can come in any form and shape. Some, like humans, believe in God and while others not and deny His existence.
@democlips1
@democlips1 3 жыл бұрын
@@waryaawariiri1812 except that UFO is not nomenclature of the spiritual realm
@waryaawariiri1812
@waryaawariiri1812 3 жыл бұрын
@@democlips1 As I said, jinns exist in form, shape, spirit and space. They live with us unseen on Earth, above, below and beyond. They are not limited by any dimension or anything. So, UFO could be part of them.
@robertaclark6079
@robertaclark6079 3 жыл бұрын
@@waryaawariiri1812 this makes as much sense as any explanation...
@TrooperLOF
@TrooperLOF 3 жыл бұрын
Keep up the good work jimmy
@EagleEyeChioru
@EagleEyeChioru 3 жыл бұрын
The bachelors evaluation is funnier than hell!
@badgamerkat
@badgamerkat 3 жыл бұрын
The band's first song should have been the theme song from the XFiles :-)
@radiogoodguy6287
@radiogoodguy6287 3 жыл бұрын
Great to have the band back! Slowly we progress to "normal."
@sleepsmartsmashstress740
@sleepsmartsmashstress740 3 жыл бұрын
Slowly we progress to "normal."
@lukusblack6442
@lukusblack6442 3 жыл бұрын
Don't even tell me you don't want to put 'skin salesman' on your next resume. When a potential employer shakes your hand, don't let go, just admire it for a moment. Maybe rub your thumb over it, and look him dead in the eye. "I'm going to love working here."
@tiffanymichaels2429
@tiffanymichaels2429 3 жыл бұрын
Lol and creepy. Not sure how to feel about that comment. All I know is if I heard the words "put on the lotion" I'd be running.
@davidanderson_surrey_bc
@davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 жыл бұрын
If some guy tried that with me I'd punch him in the face.
@totallyaccuratebotansimula9493
@totallyaccuratebotansimula9493 3 жыл бұрын
or u go missing and next thing u know u're on their skin catalogue
@zacharyriley4122
@zacharyriley4122 3 жыл бұрын
disgruntled skin salesmen workplace incidents hit different.
@eben4reel934
@eben4reel934 3 жыл бұрын
Consider it DONE! 👍
@joeyjoe7930
@joeyjoe7930 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t watch the Bachelorette but this was a funny segment! I could watch them evaluating the guys from their profiles all day!!!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 жыл бұрын
The band is back! And soon, they'll be back in tune, too!
@LittleBananaJoe
@LittleBananaJoe 3 жыл бұрын
I could watch the last segment for hours!!!!! Especially with Jimmy’s wife.
@jibrilhersi2917
@jibrilhersi2917 3 жыл бұрын
There goes Jimmy with his jokes😂
@landahans227
@landahans227 3 жыл бұрын
King of mediocrity
@andrewbodie3308
@andrewbodie3308 3 жыл бұрын
Love Jimmy so funny 😂
@WillBravoNotEvil
@WillBravoNotEvil 3 жыл бұрын
@@landahans227 And yet you're watching. Cynicism is about the hackiest of all commentary. It's cheap and easy. Sound familiar?
@lazerlord9324
@lazerlord9324 3 жыл бұрын
@@landahans227 whereas you are hilarious
@jeffd9782
@jeffd9782 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy is hilarious!
@imfromdowntown
@imfromdowntown 3 жыл бұрын
Less Bachelor, more Guillermo!
@nickwallette6201
@nickwallette6201 3 жыл бұрын
Yes PLEASE. Watch as a dozen or two people make a soap opera about pretending to be in a soap opera... Do you have _nothing_ better to do with your time? There's gotta be some uncrushed candy out there or something.
@marya.8980
@marya.8980 3 жыл бұрын
YaY! Band is back, CELEBRATE Y’all! Are we truly entering next phase???!
@davidanderson_surrey_bc
@davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 жыл бұрын
Is it just me, or did all that plexiglass muffle the acoustics? Also, too many rim shots.
@n2bfw884
@n2bfw884 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidanderson_surrey_bc They sounded terrible. I thought it was a joke.
@eben4reel934
@eben4reel934 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy & Guillermo still kicked it without the band! 😆
@TonesDroneVisuals
@TonesDroneVisuals 3 жыл бұрын
Entrepreneur - Which is French for "unemployed"
@jeanermilus2125
@jeanermilus2125 3 жыл бұрын
We are not alone "
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 жыл бұрын
From what I remember, the only thing Donnie does with gardens is let Melania turn them into tennis courts, so....
@mikeolson6749
@mikeolson6749 3 жыл бұрын
But if you’ve seen her older modelling work, she doesn’t know how to trim a bush. That’s a lot of bush to trim for a tennis court.
@WillBravoNotEvil
@WillBravoNotEvil 3 жыл бұрын
@@mikeolson6749 The pix I saw looked like scorched Earth. Like the 1st Cav had special permission to use Agent Orange. 💯 defoliated!
@mikeolson6749
@mikeolson6749 3 жыл бұрын
@@WillBravoNotEvil that must’ve been post Donny hiring Mexicans to do that trimming. The same team that takes care of Ivanka
@chondominguez6995
@chondominguez6995 3 жыл бұрын
Bunch of weirdos those Trumps.
@aragornozil6292
@aragornozil6292 3 жыл бұрын
@@chondominguez6995 cause the Bidens aren’t. Hahahahaha.
@thethree60five
@thethree60five 3 жыл бұрын
Lauren Bobert + Q = Qbert
@davidlundquist1979
@davidlundquist1979 3 жыл бұрын
That is HIGHLY insulting to Q*Bert.
@thethree60five
@thethree60five 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidlundquist1979 hahaha... sorry Q*Bert, where ever you are, I am sure it is progressive. It hops around like AOC on Twitter.
@pmorse3653
@pmorse3653 3 жыл бұрын
The hens cackling
@meumnomen
@meumnomen 3 жыл бұрын
He also venmos for Moon Pies and penny whistles
@bluecollarmenproductions
@bluecollarmenproductions 3 жыл бұрын
wait…i need to go to this tennis club
@lordemed1
@lordemed1 3 жыл бұрын
Luv Jimmy Kimmel, except when CBS forces him to promote their crappy bachelor shows.
@husamelzien5738
@husamelzien5738 3 жыл бұрын
ABC
@honeybabou6119
@honeybabou6119 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't know I could love Kimmel more until I heard about the harmonica while driving story.
@yennyvanandel
@yennyvanandel 3 жыл бұрын
His wife is the cutest, I love when she makes an appearance!
@alrightyru
@alrightyru 3 жыл бұрын
and Molly called Conner B for being in the top 2 .. Let's see !
@sunnyside9273
@sunnyside9273 3 жыл бұрын
The out of tune band riff has me ROTFL for some reason.. They're rusty! llllol
@tonymilby6360
@tonymilby6360 3 жыл бұрын
Hey Jimmy, we sent out an invitation and a map to get here with the Voyager spacecraft. Now people are surprised that we have visitors from out there? We put out the welcome mat, now we got every drunk uncle around the galaxy coming here!!
@elderpleasure4927
@elderpleasure4927 3 жыл бұрын
@jcesarbtorres6006
@jcesarbtorres6006 3 жыл бұрын
You're my Hero Kimmel,GOD bless you
@arthurmeier2050
@arthurmeier2050 3 жыл бұрын
I’m so Glad Jimmy finally acknowledged that without ridiculing!
@ricardoestrada6079
@ricardoestrada6079 3 жыл бұрын
I honestly have never watched the Bachelorette but Jimmy is really hyping me up for it 😂
@landahans227
@landahans227 3 жыл бұрын
Easily influenced much 😂
@marceasusanna7749
@marceasusanna7749 3 жыл бұрын
Why?
@lawrencelampke6007
@lawrencelampke6007 3 жыл бұрын
As soon as he mentions the bachelorette, l change the channel. Network pimping is always a turn off and if he truly digs the show, it's an intelligence deficiency we'll overlook
@virginiatyree6705
@virginiatyree6705 3 жыл бұрын
No, never interested. v
@norcodaev
@norcodaev 3 жыл бұрын
Kimmels odd fascination, almost borderline obsession, with the Bachelor and Bachelorette tv shows, is the one thing I intensely dislike about his show. Depending on if I'm watching his show on tv, or just his monologue on youtube, nothing gets me to change the channel, or end the video faster than when he starts talking about these vapid, braindead, desperate reality shows.
@dexterlina5735
@dexterlina5735 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
@TheForsakenWeasel
@TheForsakenWeasel 3 жыл бұрын
"It was like tiffany" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@sherryhesner5940
@sherryhesner5940 3 жыл бұрын
Music on the roof ...so sweet! 🎶
@filovirus1
@filovirus1 3 жыл бұрын
"he'll never ever go bald" - that's a gut punch...
@thrashandburn10221
@thrashandburn10221 3 жыл бұрын
Especially since it's not true. When guys like that go bald they go strong bald
@karmic-lt3mi
@karmic-lt3mi 3 жыл бұрын
I think that's an old-fashioned reflexive comment. Most women I know say that wouldn't bother them. My top best looking guys in my surroundings are all nearly there and shave the rest.
@Universalhealing1122
@Universalhealing1122 3 жыл бұрын
Bosley hair restoration LOL 😂 Number one in celebrities
@strangewayfaringstranger
@strangewayfaringstranger 3 жыл бұрын
@@karmic-lt3mi That last sentence makes it sound like men just grow in the area near you lol
@xosweetiexpieox5
@xosweetiexpieox5 3 жыл бұрын
I could watch a whole series on Jimmy & the others sitting around talking about the bachelor / bachelorette contestants & I don’t even watch those shows 😂😂
@elenalatici9568
@elenalatici9568 3 жыл бұрын
I love that we have benign grandfather jokes about our President. What a relief. These were really funny.
@Dermatillomaniac
@Dermatillomaniac 3 жыл бұрын
I was NOT ready for the burns...or that harmonica clip!! 🔥
@dividedconquered3784
@dividedconquered3784 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy is going to make Hannity cry again!🤣
@landahans227
@landahans227 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy actually cried live 😂. What a whimp
@tchactvalimee1878
@tchactvalimee1878 3 жыл бұрын
@@landahans227 When. and if so, it must be for a good reason. Insulting people just for their emotions shows how insecure you are.
@virginiatyree6705
@virginiatyree6705 3 жыл бұрын
5 17 21 Hey @@tchactvalimee1878, He may have cried when he discussed his son's heart surgery & how grateful he was to the surgical team, nursing staff, & having healthcare. Hope that may help. v
@tchactvalimee1878
@tchactvalimee1878 3 жыл бұрын
@@virginiatyree6705 That helps a lot. Thanks.
@virginiatyree6705
@virginiatyree6705 3 жыл бұрын
5 17 21 Hey again @@tchactvalimee1878 , Anytime. 😊...v
@ChristLives114
@ChristLives114 3 жыл бұрын
I can see why Billy kimmel can NOT seem to eat enough Broccoli 🥦 to get his fill. ❤️
@MrAaronvee
@MrAaronvee 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, right, aliens who haven't even mastered stealth technology.
@brianneEVE
@brianneEVE 3 жыл бұрын
Omg I LOVED the Bachelorette part!!!!
@sinansn6499
@sinansn6499 3 жыл бұрын
Hello jimmy
@IM4fLEX
@IM4fLEX 3 жыл бұрын
My first music instrument of interest was Harmonica. They looked cool, hand held, highly portable.
@globalwarmhugs7741
@globalwarmhugs7741 3 жыл бұрын
Operative word "looked." Just kidding, my fella and my friends are all musicians. A guitar strap without 3 loops for harps is no guitar strap at all.
@mfdoomnyc1471
@mfdoomnyc1471 3 жыл бұрын
Aliens exist
@edwardk6764
@edwardk6764 3 жыл бұрын
Good show Jimmy, I was dying
@laineyamanda9761
@laineyamanda9761 3 жыл бұрын
Omg ufos!!!
@julieholt7889
@julieholt7889 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah and like, nobody cares?!
@roohmen
@roohmen 3 жыл бұрын
Ive been waiting for Jimmy Kimmel to roast Hannity. Do it do it!
@WaffleEBay12
@WaffleEBay12 3 жыл бұрын
What did Hannity do?
@jeanielowe3246
@jeanielowe3246 3 жыл бұрын
Nice, his band is back, awesome!!
@TheStormyReport
@TheStormyReport 3 жыл бұрын
Laugh out loud segment! Especially the President Biden Venmo sketch. Hysterical 🤣
@calexprenas
@calexprenas 3 жыл бұрын
lolled through this whole clip
@christisimmons2485
@christisimmons2485 3 жыл бұрын
Love you Jimmy!!
@toddclark332
@toddclark332 3 жыл бұрын
Well Jimmy I'm sure glad the band's back the show ain't a show without a band work on guys
@landahans227
@landahans227 3 жыл бұрын
The show sucks bruh
@rodneymorales7075
@rodneymorales7075 3 жыл бұрын
Trump is gone your jokes are gone
@AlmaNegra420
@AlmaNegra420 3 жыл бұрын
Bro, did you not learn punctuation in English class or did you black out for 10 years? Are you that lazy that you can't use a couple periods or do you not know where to put them? That would kind of explain it, I guess, but stupidity is an easy assumption to a larger problem.
@AlmaNegra420
@AlmaNegra420 3 жыл бұрын
@El Cruzer The grand orange Turnip
@AlmaNegra420
@AlmaNegra420 3 жыл бұрын
@@landahans227 Yet here you are, watching a KZbin video of a show on TV. So, you had 2 opportunities to ignore it and not watch it and you still did.
@Maryann720
@Maryann720 3 жыл бұрын
I'm on the floor dying laughin!
@allendixon1044
@allendixon1044 3 жыл бұрын
well as long as you're on the floor darling stay right there and I'll be right over
@cherylcampbell9369
@cherylcampbell9369 2 жыл бұрын
I got a ticket for driving while harmonica-ing with that same brace.
@petuniapop7819
@petuniapop7819 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO y’all are friends with Louis Virtel?? Shout out to my Keep It gang 💅🏼
@errgag3580
@errgag3580 3 жыл бұрын
I dont fancy Gaetz's chances! Do you?
@indigowolf556
@indigowolf556 3 жыл бұрын
🎼🎵🎵🎶🎼good to have your live band back
@mytexasdays1526
@mytexasdays1526 3 жыл бұрын
How many years do I have to sleep for all this to go away?
@mariamcguinness6345
@mariamcguinness6345 3 жыл бұрын
Kimmel scared shitless to talk about Apartheid in Palestine - the biggest global story right now. Such courage!
@maureenanderson5285
@maureenanderson5285 3 жыл бұрын
Hi Jimmy
@AncientHijinks
@AncientHijinks 3 жыл бұрын
Hey what's up
@cheknfaks
@cheknfaks 3 жыл бұрын
That's pretty cool Jimmy plays the harmonica while driving. I bongo on the dashboard. Trumpet when there's traffic. That usually gets em' moving faster.
@cynimonry5919
@cynimonry5919 3 жыл бұрын
Awesome to see the band again!!😊
@amandaskywalker7331
@amandaskywalker7331 3 жыл бұрын
who is that other guy in the Bachelor chat group? He was hilarious!
@thenostalgiabusiness
@thenostalgiabusiness 3 жыл бұрын
Louis Virtel. He's the sassy snap guy from Jeopardy and apparently one of Jimmy's writers, I learned today.
@amandaskywalker7331
@amandaskywalker7331 3 жыл бұрын
@@thenostalgiabusiness Followed him on Twitter. Thanks!
@BeBopDragon
@BeBopDragon 3 жыл бұрын
Love your monologs! 💗
@dsmith3583
@dsmith3583 3 жыл бұрын
You’re vaccinated.
@landahans227
@landahans227 3 жыл бұрын
With trumps vaccine 💉. 😁
@ali11025
@ali11025 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy is the man of the hour these days
@jeremylizama6679
@jeremylizama6679 3 жыл бұрын
2:57 my guy got scared lmao
@pedrolugo7034
@pedrolugo7034 3 жыл бұрын
Our creators are keeping a close eye on us
@buschg7106
@buschg7106 3 жыл бұрын
...yep
@yurielcundangan9090
@yurielcundangan9090 3 жыл бұрын
Kimmel: Biden's Venmo Also em: UFOOOOOOOO
@jjkehrley
@jjkehrley 3 жыл бұрын
14:13 I can't be the only person who thought of the movie "Seven" at this point 🤣😂🤣
@renee6506
@renee6506 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same..Texas and Florida please go away. 😩😆
@gangstapenguin2773
@gangstapenguin2773 3 жыл бұрын
if anyone really believes aliens aren't real, you have a special sense of self-centeredness
@thegameranch5935
@thegameranch5935 3 жыл бұрын
I believe in aliens but I don’t believe they come to us or even don’t know we exist
@luizsua2858
@luizsua2858 3 жыл бұрын
We in Germany Are very curious about Ufos
@tyronevaldez-kruger5313
@tyronevaldez-kruger5313 3 жыл бұрын
I am curious and suspicious. What if they attack with advanced weapons? Some of our German "Patriots" are tired of different ethnicities anyway, let them fight first lol..
@emjay2045
@emjay2045 3 жыл бұрын
👽
@AncientHijinks
@AncientHijinks 3 жыл бұрын
@@tyronevaldez-kruger5313 whoever is behind these UAPs has had *generations* worth of opportunities to attack, and hasn't done so. There's a lot to uncover here, so I hope we can learn and discover as a species, rather than keep mindlessly battling among ourselves.
@MsM1975
@MsM1975 3 жыл бұрын
Love you Jimmy- you are too funny😊💖
@this_is_jmdub
@this_is_jmdub 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy is the best
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