Trump Literally Foaming at the Mouth, Loses Gun License & Guillermo at NBA Media Day

The NBA Finals kick off with Game #1 between the Boston Celtics and Dallas Mavericks, President Biden was in Normandy today to remember our great heroes on the 80th anniversary of D-Day, Trump took to Truth Social for his own tribute, Donny is in California this weekend for a fundraiser in Beverly Hills that costs $250,000 dollars a person, he was literally foaming at the mouth in excitement, he whittled his running mate list down to four contenders, another impact of his many felony convictions is that he loses his license to carry a concealed weapon, a funeral home in Tonawanda is having some neighbor-trouble, and Guillermo gives his full report from Boston at NBA Media Day!
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[@souhilabouchareb9386]

Eighty years ago, soldiers from many countries came here to fight with (for) us and get back our freedom. On Thursday, we remembered and honored them. To the brave americans Heroes : Forever grateful. Merci. 🇫🇷❤️🇺🇲

[@evaadams8298]

Thanks for saying that as the Aussies and Kiwis were part of the British forces, but people seem not to know that….

[@FionaKelleghan111]

@@evaadams8298 Yes we do! And we're really grateful to our wonderful allies Down Under. I think of it all the time when I listen to the Pogues' cover of "And the Band Played Waltzing Matilda." (I love the Pogues.) 😊 👍 💙

[@USS-SNAKE-ISLAND]

My Grandfather was proud to have helped. Vive la France!

[@AAZEDLARC]

Merci beaucoup! My marine corps dad fought in WW2, Korea, and Viet Nam. He would have turned 102 this year. Vive la France, vive l'Amerique (at least for the moment://)

[@MrDoodlebug68018]

Thank you & God Bless to all the brave that fought for freedom! ❤

[@albertulrich4958]

LOVE Guillermo and he's getting more popular/respect than ever. Keeps me laughing! Good Job, buddy!!!

[@BrianSmith-lw1ru]

Thank you for mentioning Canadians and British as well as your brave American soldiers. We ALL worked together for freedom. It’s important for ALL Of Us!

[@CalifTom-p1i]

Absolutely.

[@BigMuff75]

Thank you for your countries services. We all need to stand together from letting this happening again, both in Europe and the US.

[@amidreaming2]

Pity he didn't mention the Russians who defeted the Nazi's. Millions of Russians lost their lives. The US always try and take the credit.

[@ElroyMcDuff]

@@amidreaming2 Baloney. Watch any documentary and it's obvious the Russians played a huge part. Also, they're probably a major reason that Japan surrendered - not because of the nukes. IIRC, Japan was more afraid of them invading than they were of the US. The real pity is that Putin and other Russians forget the we were all allies once.

[@ironmaven1760]

🇨🇦🇬🇧🇺🇲

[@margaretbellefountaine9472]

Thanks for remembering Canadians were there❤️🇨🇦

[@Multiyuppp]

I'm an American and I didn't know that till now, thought it was just our forces that stormed the beach I had no idea we had British and Canadian troops as well.

[@kerrynicholls6683]

As an Australian I actually knew Canada was a part of WW2. I also remember, Americans didn’t want to, because they thought the same way as Fking Nazis. It was only after the Japanese bombed pearl harbour that they joined the war. Amazing to think that Americans used to think the same as Nazis….. Oh did they ever stop? Maybe 🤔 Not.

[@susanfanning9480]

👍 my dad told me that when I was a kid.

[@M_SC]

@@Multiyupppcan I ask you to dig a little deeper. The Americans assisted the British and other colonial forces, especially Canadian. You didn’t have us there.

[@alexandradaniele]

I have visited Gold, Juno and Sword beaches. Always knew the Canadians landed on D- Day. Huge Allied effort, especially the Brits, who had been bombarded by the Germans starting in 1940.

[@fishbuffalo18]

Oh gawd wish I hadn't seen that mouth foam. You can't unsee it.

[@stuartaminion511]

because they said they were going to show it i turned my head so i couldn't see it, like you i wouldn't be able to unsee it.

[@ammaleslie509]

I managed to turn away just in time so I only saw a moment and didn't see any of the repetitions... !

[@JudeScott007]

I know, I know😢

[@jennadaigle7508]

Wish I hadn't. I'm sitting here nauseated.😖

[@erwin_888]

Veterans of Canada, USA and Great-Britain.. you fought for the freedom of European countries - far too many sacrified their precious lives for our freedom, for my freedom and that of my children, leaving their families at home, mourning. Each year on May 4 (one day before our Liberation Day). we officially honour all those who gave it all, including their last breath..., but may every single one of you and your children and spouses know that we thank you often in our thoughts, especially in times like these when autocrats like Trump and similar European politicians have different opinions about freedom. With gratitude and a huge thankyou!, love from The Netherlands.

[@Hanny_Bleu8691]

I second this as a Dutchie living in Canada

[@barryhammond9839]

Wow! An American who actually acknowledges that Canadians were on the beaches of Normandy!! Appreciate it Jimmy!!

[@sarahsnowe]

Now if only Americans would acknowledge that, despite the travesty of the film, Americans had almost nothing to do with The Great Escape. That was down to the Brits and Canadians.

[@jackwaau]

Australia was also there. RAAF and embedded troops. Even I had to look that one up :)

[@deborahhennessey]

I nearly fell over. In all of the nightly news coverage, not a mention of a word of our joining early and voluntarily, including my Uncle who saw it as a moral issue, and in all modesty flew overseas bombing sorties in Avros, looking for U-boats and subs, and piloting the immense amphibious Cansos that took personnel and materiel into the North Atlantic. I was lucky to have learned at his feet, as he managed to tell me so much while keeping it clean, and I had him until 2007. My aunt was a war hostess and they had the war romance of a lifetime. It was only after he passed that I discovered he had medals. I had never seen them, and he got on with the business of raising a family, working and enjoying living on the Ocean in Nova Scotia for many long retirement years.

[@shizuokaBLUES]

@@sstills951 you are quite mistaken on that. Please look this up. Canada contributed more soldiers and lost more soldiers per capita than the US. Also Canada declared war immediately after the UK did, after Poland was invaded in 1939. Canada lost over 3,000 in Dieppe in 1942. 3,300 in one battle. Only 2,200 canadian soldiers survived Dieppe to return to the UK. Remember that the Allies did not invade Europe until 1944. Canada liberated The Netherlands and that fact is widely acknowledged to this day. Please get your facts straight on something this important

[@sheilaboston7051]

@@sstills951 Thank you for accepting shiz's comment so well. Yes, Canada signed up right from the get-go. Much as we all know that, without US assistance, defeating the Nazis would have been a big ask, it always infuriates me that so many Yanks think it was they who "won the war." There were five beachheads at Normandy, three of which (Gold, Juno and Sword) were taken mostly by the Brits/Canadians. My British uncle parachuted into Arnhem, was captured and spent the rest of the war as a POW. If you want to learn more, the series World at War is brilliant.

[@shizuokaBLUES]

THANK YOU JIMMY for remembering the 14,000 Canadians who took Juno Beach. Canada appreciates that an American tv host would remember our fallen soldiers.

[@richardmaris3671]

🇨🇦 💙💙💙

[@katstevens8266]

@@richardmaris3671

[@FionaKelleghan111]

We remember, I promise you! 🇺🇸 👏😊 👍 💙

[@katstevens8266]

@@FionaKelleghan111

[@ferox965]

From a Canadian, thanks Jimmy.

[@aalexandrowicz]

Bravo Canadians, Brits and my fellow Americans. Thank you.

[@archangelvvv]

My sister's husband is a Neurologist who said Foaming At The Mouth is a Clasisc Sign of STROKE especially in older persons under a lot of stress and poor health in general. He also said they typically are obese, sedentary, and have high blood pressure

[@Ann-eb8dp]

We can only hope

[@DioSanford]

​@@Ann-eb8dp 😂😂😂 OMG, That's the laugh that I needed to finish my day, Oh Lord... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DioSanford]

I don't wish that to him but couldn't stop laughing, omg

[@Kim-J312]

Side effects of doing drugs . The Whitehouse was a "pill mill" when trump was in office.

[@betmebuckwheat51]

Did he tell you a time line???????

[@a.andrewhussey6403]

Thank you for giving Canadians the credit they deserve on D Day. 🙏

[@Dr.Morticia]

Absolutely.

[@mikeserot1410]

It's sad so many people don't know the Canadians were there on D-Day, including Star Trek actor James "Scotty" Doohan.

[@FionaKelleghan111]

@@mikeserot1410 And many of us do! Canada is our best neighbor and ally. I didn't know that Jimmy Doohan was involved, so thank you for that! 😊 👍 💙

[@anastasiabeaverhausen8220]

Thank you, Canada! I am, as an american, proud to have my Uncle George's (married my mom's sister, a nurse) Canadian medal on display.

[@Nickyt1525]

Many people don’t even realize Dunkirk was a thing we were pretty much a test run

[@anyastewart4206]

Thank you for remembering the Canadians. God bless all!

[@Bert-gc9dp]

Thank you Jimmy for mentioning the Canadian forces that helped out in WW2. ❤❤

[@richardmaris3671]

🇨🇦 💙💙💙

[@katstevens8266]

@@richardmaris3671 ❤💕💕❣💯

[@M_SC]

Helped out? Hahaha you seem to have the American misrepresentation of the day. The Americans helped.

[@alexandradaniele]

​​@@M_SC Lol , the Canadians landed at Juno Beach, the Brits at Sword and Gold. The Brits also landed behind enemy lines the night before the Normandy landings, along with the American 82nd and 101st Airborne divisions.

[@sheilaboston7051]

Canada joined the war as soon as Poland was invaded. The USA joined the war in 1942. Ultimately, it was a world effort and ALL of the allies HELPED EACH OTHER!

[@Shea3224]

“That’s the same face he made when he held Eric for the first time.” 🤣🤣

[@TheGruffchickJournal]

Thank you, Guillermo, for making me smile. Your silliness brightened an otherwise brutal day.❤

[@pawineepusri9111]

We ❤ love you Jimmy and Guillermo! Just effing brilliant!

[@user-md4di6yg2p]

Who wrote that "speech" for the ex-"president" about d-day?...that style bears absolutely no resemblance to anything he's ever said or posted on the net...

[@michalejones77]

Only a person fluent in drivel could write a Trump speech

[@Darkstarr-ud2go]

No way trump wrote that ..

[@adb888]

I wouldn't be surprised if he copied it from a past president that was in office before the internet existed - so people couldn't easily find the source.

[@chadley25]

Yup, there is a 0.0% chance Donald Trump composed that. My bet is on ChatGPT.

[@hanjos2858]

@@Darkstarr-ud2go Maybe grifted from Biden...

[@ingrid3578]

It's really nice to see Guillermo's NBA Finals series getting better and better. He has come a long way, and finally players are being nice to him and playing along!

[@George-lo7eq]

Thank you so much jimmy for appreciating our Canadian veterans on D-Day, sending love ❤

[@op3129]

thank YOU, Canadians, for being, well ... yourselves. also, sorry about all this. stay safe (bc we're virulent)

[@George-lo7eq]

@@op3129 apology accepted eh🤣🇨🇦

[@Lin-co9jd]

Somebody else wrote that for him. It was not deranged, had complete sentences, grammar done correctly, no cap letters, and zero rants about how he has been wronged.

[@Greg-io1ip]

Dan Scavino or Eric?

[@onigiri9964]

someone else wrote that for him? you mean like everything that Kimmel says??? 🤣🤣🤣

[@kittikins1]

​@@Greg-io1ipnope, neither are that intelligent nor are they empathetic towards anyone. Likely AI generated.

[@neverendingproductions7171]

My great grandfather, a canadian, was on the beaches of Normandy. Glad to see Jimmy knows his history.

[@Migmaw]

My uncles as well, one in the first wave on Juno Beach and his brother followed 3 days later. The uncle who landed in the first wave made it through wounded twice and was also my Godfather, my other uncle died 3 months in from a artillery shell, My Uncle Harvey was legally blind when he came home and raised ferrets for hunters, I was honored to do his eulogy at his kids request. I'm 52 today and learned a lot from my Uncle Harvey and remain close with his children and grandchildren, his kids are 10 and 20 yrs older than me. Stay blessed and thanks for sharing your grandfather, may the Creator keep him in his warm embrace amongst the ancestors 👊🏼

[@neverendingproductions7171]

@@Migmaw your uncle's were brave men! They likely saw my Great grandfather on that beach at some point. My Great Grandfather Dale lived to the age of 94 and never talked about what horrors he saw. His regiment, The Royal Winnipeg Rifles (Little Black Devils). He landed on the beaches of Normandy 1 week after D-day.

[@Migmaw]

@@neverendingproductions7171 my Uncles belonged to the Queens Own Rifles of Canada. Stay blessed and thank you

[@neverendingproductions7171]

@@Migmaw always a blessing to hear another's history 🙏🏻 Thank you for sharing their story.

[@beatrixjansen6297]

It's always a blast to watch Jimmy and Guillermo. Great show.

[@DeepThought420]

Guillermo is amazing 😂

[@lydiamorales9537]

Jimmy is always right on point !! Especially when it comes to Trump

[@jamespfitz]

But he's only seldom in minstrelface, darn it.

[@nievelopez5289]

I am glad that all the unsung heroes from different countries get the recognition they deserve! All the allies that fought alongside the USA and the UK thank you and may you be spared of any conflicts and threats against your peace!

[@oeokosko]

Well it was actually the British Empire troops, the US and assorted free European troops (Polish, Czech, French, etc)

[@CryingIsntAnOption]

Dear Veterans, we do not believe that you are suckers nor losers. Thank you for your sacrifice and service for our freedoms. 💙

[@EuropeanWren]

As a European I can only agree. They saved our lives and our freedom. When these three old American veterans got honored by President Macron yesterday I had tears in my eyes. Greetings from Europe 🇪🇺

[@aletaimmonen1371]

AMEN AMEN AMEN AMEN TO YOU CANADA WE STAND BY YOU TO . IMMONEN FAMILY. 😢

[@hhh-rc5gt]

You say that while your side tries daily to take away our constitutional rights and erode American principles

[@benfriedman5492]

@GhostBoy-xx7x You base this on what data?

[@benfriedman5492]

@GhostBoy-xx7x Thanks for proving you're no veteran.

[@ahc1234]

Thank you for fighting for us Jimmy!!

[@michelehemlokhexwhite4310]

We love Guillllermo!!!

[@BurgermeisterMeisterburger-v7x]

Thank you, Stormy. Your service to the country won’t be forgotten. I know Melania won’t.

[@wendigo53]

Peculiar that the most credible witness (of the major witnesses) at Trump's trial was the porn star.

[@alanstevens2512]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣.....above and beyond the call of duty "Stormy."

[@dorissanchez7519]

Oh no you didn't 👍👏👏😂😂😂

[@Helenap18]

😂😂😂😂

[@vevediaz6519]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SqueakyPeeps]

Guillermo with his pinky up drinking his tea. OMG. HE IS HILARIOUS WHEN HE'S DRUNK!!

[@JoeyGumbo]

Felony is any weapon, not just concealed.

[@wendigo53]

A guy just convicted for jan 6 had a unique weapon - a metal whip. THAT is medieval.

[@RossPullan-w2t]

Sadly trumps most dangerous weapon is his mouth.

[@MadDragon75]

Guillermo!! My favorite! Glad you are back!

[@JudeScott007]

I live in the SF Bay Area...the fact that he's so close is giving me the willies!

[@SirAdamMeek]

Clearly, someone has a publicist posting for him on sh!t he doesn't care about, because it didn't involve him

[@jtnachos]

Thank you Canada

[@wendigo53]

Ok. You are SO CLOSE to admitting you lost the war of 1812. 🍁

[@bettyhargreaves1040]

Thank you for standing for democracy Mr Kimmel. A viewer from England.

[@whoseturnisit9733]

Let’s hope the majority of Americans realise it’s fascism v democracy. Unfortunately most seem rather stupid and ignorant- ie Maga and every Republican leader. Trumpism has spread here and I am disgusted every time I hear a talking head support Trump!

[@frankmckay3943]

America is not a democracy "per se". America my English friend (Yorktown: 28, September 1781 - October 19, 1781 rember? It was the day most of the misfits, went back to jolly old land of the Saxsons), is a Representative Constitutional Republic! Got it!?

[@RenegadeSound]

@@frankmckay3943 You need to use a spellchecker .

[@kennysmith3850]

Let's hope that Americans remember that we're a republic and not a democracy. ​@whoseturnisit9733

[@FrankF8618]

​@@whoseturnisit9733you mean the democrats 😅

[@doviedove323]

Bless our fallen troops who fought for our freedom🥰

[@gljm]

Pity the poor Corrections Officer who at intake has to stand behind Bannon when he tell him to "Bend over, and Spread um'". The Horror, the Horror.

[@jeepliving1]

Hazardous duty pay and six months treatment for PTSD.

[@Sidequestsduringtheapocalypse]

I'm from Buffalo and I"ve been making Amigone jokes for thirty years, LOL.

[@ObiWanCannabi]

cant own a gun but can have a nuclear football, how does that work?

[@squeaky7798]

He can't pass a security clearance either.

[@intomnia3313]

Felons can’t vote but can run for president.

[@OIllllO]

@ObiWanCannabi Can't read a teleprompter correctly or remember he wasn't president during the pandemic but has access to nukes. How crazy is that?

[@jamespfitz]

Better than the guy who can't keep from crapping his pants in public, or shaking hands with ghosts, that's for sure.

[@oldrrocr]

I guess there is some truth to what they say: "Only criminals will have guns". Why haven't the authorities confiscated his guns?

[@SolracCAP]

I remember reading that WW2 veterans were largely disgusted someone like Trump got nominated in 2016. They recognized him as an authoritarian before anyone else did.

[@jkap34]

Well yeah, did you SEE who they were fighting in WWII?

[@Trumpwearsadiaper84]

A lot of them were disgusted that he acts like a patriot but dodged the draft because his feet hurt. He wears a big stinky diaper also.

[@cc1k435]

​@@Trumpwearsadiaper84His feet didn't hurt. His dad just had a doctor prepared to pencil-whip his way to a medical disqualification status, any time the occasion arose with the draft. 😮

[@Trumpwearsadiaper84]

@@cc1k435 VERY SAD (not good)

[@Trumpwearsadiaper84]

@@cc1k435 I had always heard that he claimed to have bone spurs and that's why he couldn't serve, but Daddy saving him with money sounds spot on

[@karenalexander8122]

Jimmy you are the best!!!!💙✌️💙

[@Shea3224]

Welcome back Guillermo, We’ve missed you so much!! 💜💜

[@k.k.9571]

Did you miss Guillermo being making fun of by Jimmy?

[@Shea3224]

@@k.k.9571, Cry those maga tears!!

[@FionaKelleghan111]

@@Shea3224 Lol, did you understand what KKK there was saying? I didn't. 🤣💙

[@jennadaigle7508]

​@@k.k.9571I agree !!. Guillermo is a talented comedian and could have a much better role on the show. I like Jimmy and his humor, but tbh this seems disrespectful and out of character.

[@cp368productions2]

Congratulations Jimmy, you got the joke of the Amigone Funeral Home, one of many in the nation.

[@susanlarose4721]

Tonawanda is an armpit.

[@dirtbagdeacon]

​@@susanlarose4721could be worse. Could be Niagara Falls.

[@juliejones1655]

I never tire of the one liners of Jimmy Kimmel

[@xekusion]

Weird, Trump’s Normandy post feels like it was written by someone else 😂

[@HarryB-cj6tg]

most certainly was. Trump could not write that.

[@ginnyheadrick5734]

Really not that strange. Trump's campaign folk have finally convinced him to post their sensible thoughts, rather than his ranting BS. Someone in T's camp recognizes that a convicted felon literally foaming at-mouth, farting and sleeping in court, may not present good optics to voters. Diehard Trumpies may find excuses to stand behind Trump, but not-so-gullible republicans and centrist voters can see that con man's ship is sinking.

[@user-MrScott]

Yes like all of his speeches except the midnight ALL CAPS😂

[@SusanBarrow]

Well yeah 😂

[@mlt177]

Trump always to high on his Adderall, to be able to write anything even close to that speech! Someone else definitely wrote it. I’m not surprised by it look how Melania copied Michelle Obama’a speech word for word and used it. The Trumps are known liars and thieves.

[@chessdad182]

Seeing Old Yeller foaming at the mouth convinced me to donate to Biden's campaign. Responded to Jimmy's request.

[@jokendrick2124]

Old Yeller. Perfect description...

[@Northcountry1926]

🎉🎉🎉

[@shielanunn3484]

Old yeller ....good one😆😆😆

[@lindalymon3858]

Didn't Ole Yeller get put down??? 🫣

[@jsca0420]

Guillermo at the Finals was amazing. Thank you

[@BurgermeisterMeisterburger-v7x]

“It’s his fault, it’s her fault, it’s their fault, it’s never my fault.” - Convicted Felon Don

[@presentfuture7563]

The Party of Personal Responsibility's presidential candidate!

[@KatieAubrie]

Biden does the same thing

[@dolesncmor]

​@@KatieAubrie A true republicker lie,change the subject and blame someone else.

[@MaggieLoveMTC]

​@@KatieAubrieProve it! 😅

[@janefreeman995]

And whoever he blames gets so frightened by his minions that we have an endless chorus of terrified bootlickers....

[@BradleyStockAu]

3300 Australians served on D-Day too!!!

[@KayPrescesky]

Thank you Australian troops for your service and sacrifices that day. Same for the American and British and Canadian forces. None of it was forgotten, nor is it in vain. All of the fallen are loved and not forgotten; all of the living, you are strong, honoured, beautiful, wanted, amazing, valid, brave, and we are grateful for your service when duty called. May you each find peace and serenity, be at ease, and free from physical health concerns.

[@wendigo53]

Well they were always fighting with each other, so nobody noticed them.

[@ramblerdave1339]

Thank you, Australia!

[@willankhatter]

​@@wendigo53😂😂😂😂 come on man

[@kiandrah8517]

@@wendigo53 because you would all wimp out and go home if you didn't have the Aussies to keep your spirits up. We might be few but we are mighty!

[@eric2500]

So four whole people showed up at the SF rally!! 😂😂🤣🤣😁😁!!

[@Tadicuslegion78]

Dementia and Rabies, a leathal combo

[@slevenkelevra3813]

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

[@RockandRollWoman]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@runnyhunny786]

So is a misplaced laptop and a diary.

[@Slo-ryde]

Putin was in town, and he forgot to swallow!

[@kittikins1]

​@@runnyhunny786a laptop that passed through countless repube hands 😂 and a proven fake stolen diary. Okay😅

[@PRLIBRE_SOBERANO]

Jimmy THE BEST

[@Luna-1028]

Guillermo always a trooper 😂

[@visariosorino8034]

Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 😊♥️👋

[@KadeemG61]

The only thing Trump ever stormed was Daniels… nailed the joke.

[@ronaldrothchild4068]

More like she stormed him

[@KatieAubrie]

You're right. He never stormed the capitol. He wanted a peaceful protest, but he got set up

[@the_great_zampano]

That was BRILLIANT 😎

[@zedmelon]

@@KatieAubrie "Trump wanted a peaceful protest." Of course he did. That's why he waited three hours--he was hoping it would eventually become peaceful.

[@MargaretWalcott-rv7xp]

And stormy too but instead of a nail he used a small 📌

[@barbaraparker7681]

"Spineless, impotent, boot-licking thugs..." I like it! It works! It's pure poetry! Yaay, Jimmy!

[@el7jake]

That was SLUGS!!

[@PerennialBeing]

@@el7jake Absolutely he said slugs. It was an insult to slugs though, who being gastropods, do not naturally have spines; and they are definitely not impotent, considering they are so ubiquitous; and they don't lick boots, they just slime them.

[@johnsanuy]

@@el7jake Yes it was slugs...

[@oldrrocr]

but but but, where is bootlick lindsay?

[@philipchristiano1161]

I never was in the military, but my dad was in the navy, and i have respect for all service men

[@charlesmartin1121]

Big House Bannon singing the blues, but if you back Trump you always lose.

[@kitsmith806]

@charlesmartin1121 👍🏽nice rap😅

[@ghostpine]

​@ju go buy another red hat stindaugherty8800

[@richardmaris3671]

Stinky steve, crying as usual 😂

[@AAZEDLARC]

Excellent. Bannon is also referred to as "Ol' Three Shirts" in certain circles :)

[@Nicpick]

@justindaugherty8800 Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

[@thoar81]

I live there and I have been making Amigone jokes my whole life and nobody ever laughs. I now feel Justified!

[@sthompson2839]

Is that the name of the city, or did the owners come up with that name for the business?

[@ellyningalls9518]

Such a perfect name!!

[@dejavually]

trump is going to hate this show foaming at the mouth.....I LOVE IT

[@dannmarceau]

Steve's not going to be very happy when he finds out that showers are mandatory.

[@snowdove0917]

🤭

[@richardmaris3671]

Exactly 😂 Stinky steve

[@dianetodd6688]

Finally he’s being made to shower!!

[@antonialeigh]

Waiting to see the answer from guards when he asks them if he can layer 7 prison jumpsuits.

[@USS-SNAKE-ISLAND]

If they step in and get wet, that's considered "a shower." It's the other inmates that actually enforce the rule. If you get "funky". The other inmates will tell you to shower... and *you will shower.*

[@suetupper9162]

I love Guillermo!!...❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@mk40846]

"Am I Gone" funeral home? Seriously? 😂

[@charlieross-BRM]

Sure it's real. They handle most of the service calls from Imagonner nursing home.

[@sallymac9842]

The Amigone’s are a real family and that is a very old joke

[@dirtbagdeacon]

Yup!

[@helenrothberg9182]

How in the heck is Johnson getting away with this? Trump is former not current president !. Talk about deranged!

[@ag4allgood]

DJT' is a convicted Felon 34 Times over ! No President of mine !

[@AAZEDLARC]

If it's any comfort per: BBC protocol, the former guy is now to be referred as "Trump." Not "former president Trump," not "Mr. Trump" (b/c of his status as a convicted felon.) Shame if anyone brought it to TFG's attention

[@bettyjones113]

Read Project 2025.

[@UK1uno]

PRESIDENT TRUMP 🇺🇲

[@dolesncmor]

​@@UK1unoCFT

[@allbrightyourself9975]

Jimmy, were made these moments! Thank you for doing such a amazing job every night! LMAO!!!

[@happi-bollox]

Sock it to him Jimmy!

[@phantomjoint]

Amigone Funeral Home has to be the greatest name of all time.

[@wendigo53]

Frankly, if the business was there a long time, how is it fair that people get to kick them out?

[@tanya5322]

@@wendigo53it’s not. But it happens. There was a hog farm in one of the eastern states that was forced out of business after some land development company built a bunch of spec houses near the farm, people who bought houses near a hog farm didn’t realize that farms have smells 😏 and sued the farmer out of business.

[@marilyn48ful]

Jimmy is the best!

[@jacobgood4842]

I prefer my presidents that don’t start forming at the mouth and everyone starts wondering did he take something

[@Allie8567]

I prefer my presidents not to be felons

[@jamiesuejeffery]

Tim Scott would have never punched his ticket to ride the Underground Railroad. What a disgrace.

[@JudeScott007]

BISCO...black in skin color only

[@tytytyme33]

Canadians are his only audience left. 😂😂😂

[@GodfatherXXI]

That's idiotic. How about he disagrees with the Democratic economic policy and agrees with milton friedman.

[@matt-jd6pu]

Embarrassing

[@matt-jd6pu]

@@GodfatherXXIhow about he is dancing for a man who doesn’t respect him based upon his skin tone. 😊

[@Lizzypatt]

I love to see your monologue always funny, thank you for giving us a good laugh

[@Milaperadotti]

Guilllermo doing a Boston accent!😂

[@rosedeluca1263]

I love to watch Jimmy Kimmel. I love it when he puts Trump in his place. But I just wanted to tell him that in my household we are all praying for Jimmy's family, especially his son. 🙏

[@saint_gatsby]

Guillermo’s segments are always amazing 😂❤

[@libiure]

the gop is never going to allow a black man to be vp - tim scott should be ashamed of himself ..

[@maryjackson9816]

He's not black, he's confused

[@ammaleslie509]

What about Byron Donalds and Ben Carson? They are both trying to get the VP pick too

[@alexandradaniele]

​@@ammaleslie509 They are both MAGA toadies but I don't see Trump picking a black VP.

[@ammaleslie509]

@@alexandradaniele tRUmp is hoping to dupe a few more black men into voting for him...

[@allisonjames2923]

It will be interesting to see how desperate they are for independent & minority votes. I doubt it matters who they choose though. The whole party is tied to Dump’s coattails. I just hope they sink hard to the depths that he drags them too (although they’re definitely helping there)

[@loczster]

That first Trump tweet was definitely not him.

[@susanfanning9480]

It was clear that he didn't write that one. They must think people are stupid.

[@gary-rr7jp]

He's definitely not that eloquent, and there were no misspelled words.😂

[@davidcat1455]

@@gary-rr7jp The pool boy at Mar-a -Lardo must have climbed off Melania long enough to write the tweet for him.

[@CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs]

O yeah. Somebody else definitely wrote that.

[@Sweettooth25]

@@gary-rr7jpand he definitely doesn’t care about anyone who’s sacrificed their lives for the country. He’d rather make fun of them.

[@sharrielee911]

Great broadcast Jimmy thx for sharing.... smiles

[@garyjanis]

Guierrmos ' love & happiness ' is contagious !

[@jenbreck3577]

There is zero chance Trump composed that respectful tweet regarding the D Day heroes .

[@pauljordan8033]

I guarantee he didn't even read it.

[@OIllllO]

@jenbreck3577 And you think Biden composes anything? He doesn't even know how to read a teleprompter correctly "Pause"

[@Ghjuy-gctuj]

I agree. Anything he posts that looks halfway decent, is definitely not his doing.

[@deezkhajiit184]

@@pauljordan8033 He can't read anything not written in crayon

[@frankwhitson2191]

​@@deezkhajiit184: Oooooouuuuccccchh, that's gonna leave some marks, and hopefully a lifetime of trauma on the 34 times convicted FELON !!¡

[@mauriov]

I missed this last night and just couldn't sleep lol.. Thank you Jimmy and Guillermo!

[@ElmerSpuda]

It was the Marines who died at Belleau Wood who Trump called “suckers”.

[@citiboikidd6372]

03:09 - "... the only thing that he ever stormed was Daniels.... " 😂😂😂 Jimmy's writers really come up with the BEST lines!!!

[@julianp.2840]

Jimmy Kimmel is peaking. This clip is so good from start to finish. Guillermo has me crying laughing lol.

[@tbrogoit02]

Guillermo making him hold the mic for that drink then immediately walking off was the best ...

[@debbiedefiestheoddsdebm9604]

Jimmy, when you shook your head at the foam, I lost it. Reminds me of my Lab 😆 🤣

[@MadamMaru-gm5ff]

I used to live in Buffalo, and I chuckled about the Amigone Funeral Home all the time. I love that you featured it in your monologue!

[@fragout9575]

Trump had a rally in San Francisco today, it had ONLY 8 people that showed up!! 😂😂😂😂

[@THEshamusfan]

I hope this is true.

[@USS-SNAKE-ISLAND]

@@THEshamusfan It's "true", but it wasn't a rally organized by the trump campaign. It was organized by supporters to welcome him to San Fran. Still funny, just not *as* funny.

[@sharonireland7244]

@@THEshamusfan We also flew our Trump Duck balloon over Alcatraz and he was wearing black and white stripes Hello from San Francisco

[@fragout9575]

KZbin is ridiculous!!! I've tried to reply and each time it was taken down. No links and no swearing!!! Either someone is reporting it or KZbin is just shadow banning!!

[@takata98]

They didn't want to be there... their jobs as facilities management required it!.

[@Kathryn-m5n]

I am 100 % certain someone wrote that for trump trying to control his hypocrisy and lies!

[@Greg-io1ip]

Trump is incapable of writing anything without taking credit for himself or blaming someone else. So typical. And therefore you are correct!!

[@TomSpeaks-vw1zp]

I’m with you on this one. If Trump truly wrote this he would have used the presidential letter head. Or on the back of classified documents.

[@Zetto-n9e]

I would love him to pick Tim Scott. That would be awesome! I would totally motivate a third to have of his base… … to leave. 😂😂😂

[@SusanBame]

You know 45 didn't write that D-Day message.

[@Rose-p5m1v]

Bingo! That was my first thought too! Treason Trump is as far from patriotic as the east is from the west!

[@peterhernandez7817]

Hell no he didn't

[@stephengordon4081]

Probably an Obama speech

[@shedjammer87]

If he did, he finally turned his "caps lock" off.

[@socalnad]

It's AI generated..

[@patriciaschilling6290]

Guillermo is my favorite! Hold my mic while I take a swig! 🤣😂

[@teresacartwright5406]

I've seen the commercials for that funeral home (when I watch U.S. TV stations) and the name always makes me laugh - - - "Am I Gone" - yup, you definitely are!!

[@drijazdurrani]

Brilliant as is the norm, by Mr Jimmy Kimmel . Trump 's frothing a la a lunatic , was well captured!!Thanks.

[@socal515]

Kimmel should interview Trump from inside his jail cell like he did with pillow man inside the claw machine 😂

[@jeepliving1]

Good idea. He would be a captive audience.

[@mscashwell]

jimmy, you are crackin me up!

[@HighHolyOne]

tRump wasn't worried about the rain on his hair, he was worried about it ruining the orange pancake.

[@intomnia3313]

The opening of the “Ark” scene .

[@charlesking5328]

And just when you thought his hair couldn't get any worse , it gets worse 😂

[@jerushamaxwell281]

Oh, Dumpy is definitely capable of worrying over both selfish little concerns, simultaneously!

[@mollydtt]

And the Plexaderm has to stay dry around his eyes. That’s why that part of his face is white.

[@DrNancyLivingCoCreatively]

I'm from SF. Please DOX and make the donors public. He just left people in 100 degree weather in AZ. Stop them and Donald.

[@justsaying14]

If you are with TRE45ON you have to take the heat 🧐

[@nevillehoward8736]

Don't donors have their names on public record, over some threshold value?

[@allandill2033]

Nah. That would be a very republican thing to do.

[@omowalex6888]

Yeah tell em I need a loan to

[@nancychandler3673]

12 people at that rally were hospitalized for heat stroke!!! 114 degrees.

[@willl1358]

Old Yeller... I was thinking a rabid orange Cujo 🤭🤣🤣🤣

[@Rubberduck-tx2bh]

Thank you for acknowledging the Canadian troops!