Big Brain Octopi | Late Night Tumblr Posts

[@pandagamer-hg5be]

The octopus part sounded like a sitcom scene: "if you feed me, you feed me right David!"

[@videogamefan101]

Coming soon to the Disney Channel, one is just your average teenage kid, the other is his pet octopus that gives him advice on how to get through school! It's "David and the Octopus!" Get ready for a cepha-lot of fun!

[@cjkelly7536]

@@videogamefan101 I really want this to exist now.

[@mangomakes8199]

@@videogamefan101 do you work at Disney? Because that sounds spot on

[@akuraproductions3550]

@@videogamefan101 We need this. I need this.

[@pandagamer-hg5be]

@@videogamefan101 I think a better name for the octopus would be Octavio, then the show would be "David & Octavio"

[@matesafranka6110]

Self-aware unreliable narrator is literally the whole Lemony Snicket series.

[@redbird4612]

Yes

[@MercivalPrime]

Honestly tho

[@jpanza]

"now, idk where the Baudelaires are now, go ask that guy over there"

[@acwalter2838]

Both the unfortunate ones but the many questions, is literally “I don’t know how this happened but it did and this is what I think I saw???”

[@thenormalpsycho4198]

And in one of the Dragon Age games. Where they interrogate a dwarf for Hawke's story.

[@alexrhinehart9604]

So octodad is scientificaly accurate.

[@MegaGaming11]

He could very well be.

[@Watercolor_Moon]

No Octodad is too tall Otherwise yeah completely scientifically accurate

[@maneoj46]

Belle Animates I dunno what you’re talking about. He seems like a totally normal guy to me

[@enderking6904]

Hmm. Splatoon could happen sooner then expected...

[@sirsponge9633]

Octodad is what would happen if an octopus was just a little bit bigger than usual

[@Edd_Harr]

Fun Fact: Octopi would totally take over the world if they lived longer than 5 years.

[@julien4305]

IS THAT WHY SPLATOON TAKES PLACE IN A POST-APOCALYPTIC WORLD. THE OCTOPI HAVE EVOLVED TO LIVE LONGER THAN ANY RECORDED HUMAN. THEY HAVE TAKEN OVER AND AS A WAY TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, THEY PLAY PAINTBALL OVER THE REMAINS OF OUR CIVILIZATION

[@Infernoraptor]

@@julien4305 The word you are looking for is "cephalopods". That's the group that contains squid and octopuses. Plus, the big issue isn't just their age, it's the fact they die when breeding. I guess that would explain all the squids being kids.....

[@runedoom]

Same exact reason with covids, such as crows and ravens. Minus the dying after reproducing, of course.

[@festethephule7553]

@@runedoom *Corvids I wouldn't normally find it worth it to correct a typo like this, but given what's going on...well...you know.

[@leewolffe7050]

Well, that and the fact that they had to work for taking over instead of getting feed and cared for by humans

[@dionadair8195]

Egyptian: Hmm, what shall I call this creature? Cat: Mau Egyptian: Mau shall be your name and you will be my god.

[@legofan6669]

So that’s why Anubis is evil He’s part dog

[@djwerewolf6587]

@@legofan6669 he's not evil, just misunderstood, not counting that he's part dog, they aren't all evil either

[@Nightstormshadow1]

Basically xD god has spoken!! Its name is mau!!

[@1224chrisng]

post war China, 1949 colourised

[@milli5968]

@@legofan6669 where the fuck did you hear that Anubis is evil? He literally did nothing wrong

[@martijnvanweele6204]

Octopods actually rival humans in raw intelligence. The main thing they have working against them is their relatively short lifespan. Part of what makes humans successful is our ability to learn over time, bolstering our raw intelligence with experience. Octopods are basically toddlers with better motor controls.

[@DemonicEngineer]

We also have the advantage of language. Lets us teach without practical examples.

[@globin3477]

@@DemonicEngineer Octopi can communicate by changing their skin color. The three things working against them are their lifespan, their solitary lives, and living underwater (preventing easy use of fire.)

[@martijnvanweele6204]

@@DemonicEngineer May animals have a semblance of language. What makes our language and brains unique is that we are capable of communicating abstract concepts with them, which is something many communicating animals find difficult.

[@shadowclaw7210]

And the fact that male after mating dies .

[@icantbelieveyouvedonethis1813]

So if octopuses could live longer and could talk, do you think they would be the second best species?

[@dawnamber3033]

"I'm legendary, all legs, no dairy"

[@shadowstriker6506]

*the legs ended the dairy* *dairy is no more* *now there is only leg*

[@julien4305]

@@shadowstriker6506 Im lactose intolerant and my body shape is practically all leg so...

[@thewall4069]

@@julien4305 You're all leg?

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

I never found out if those were the actual lyrics or if I was hearing them incorrectly.

[@bcschauer]

This sentence fits so perfectly with your profile picture though

[@Ganurath]

Alien: "Human, what can you tell me about the politics of the octopi?" Human: "The... what?" Alien: "The octopi? Octopuses? My translator has conflicting pluralizations." Human: "Nah, I know what an octopus is. And, before you start, I know what politics- Well, I have a vague understanding of the concept. I don't get how they go together, though." Alien: "Well, octopi one of the other intelligent species of your planet, are they not?" Human: "They're WHAT." Alien: "YOU DIDN’T KNOW?!" Human: "Wait, what did you mean by 'one of'?" Alien: *screaming*

[@sketchydoodles69]

A true work of art

[@mattvirginia8501]

Crows, well, corvids in general are one of the other intelligent creatures. They not only are smart with problem-solving, they also have social relationships and emotional thinking. Now imagine the Alien asking about the politics of Crows, because humans have an excuse to no know about octopedes since they are in the ocean. They share land with these birds though. Nah no human knows about the scandalous hierarchy of the birds.

[@paxmeier915]

Whales

[@CyberBlastoise]

@@mattvirginia8501 corvids don't have a long enough lifespan for their intelligence to bring about politics to a meaningful level. Parrots on the other hand....

[@gaeridallmariegrey5888]

Elephants.

[@Gloomdrake]

Octopuses could dominate if they would just get off their ass equivalents

[@EvonixTheGreatest]

And had a lifespan of more than three years and had parents that lived long enough to teach them stuff.

[@Serpentking789]

Yeah, if it weren't for that whole "dying almost immediately after reproducing" problem they have, cephalopods probably would've built some kind of fantastic undersea civilization by now with a whole language based on changing the color of their skin & making complex gestures with all 8 of their arms.

[@Edd_Harr]

@@Serpentking789 Or they could move up on land after the apocalypse and host ink-based turf wars as a sport. Either or.

[@BothHands1]

Serpentking789 they already do have a complex "sign language" based on flashing different colors in different orders and at different frequencies, and in different patterns. the rest of the stuff tho, yeah, def wish there was an octopus atlantis somewhere

[@aldar8240]

@@BothHands1 I mean, a lot of the ocean is still unexplored. you never know.

[@nonomen6665]

Fun fact: Egyptian Maus are the fastest domestic cats, being able to run over 48 km/h (30mp/h)

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

Holdit. 48mph?! That's roughly FREEWAY SPEED in some places!

[@Scrubjay457]

@@AverageEldritchEntity 30 mph Still really fast though

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

@@Scrubjay457 yeah whoops

[@dionadair8195]

Suck it up, Usain. Also, that is terrifying.

[@adrienneshaver9148]

Dìonadair inb4 Egypt shows up to the next summer olympics with a bunch of cats in a skinsuit

[@kitsunequeen2018]

"Your leg. It ends." ...So, I heard that, and my immediate instinct was to say "The children. They *BLEP*

[@SexyJutsuLover]

Why tho

[@kitsunequeen2018]

@@SexyJutsuLover My friends and I have an rp over on discord. It reads kinda like a script. One of my friends plays four of the children the character I play as adopted. I forgot the exact context, but the friend who was playing the kids said "The children. They blep."

[@nullpoint3346]

@@kitsunequeen2018 Like cats?

[@rosiegaymer]

this sounds interesting ngl

[@kitsunequeen2018]

@@nullpoint3346 Well, I mean, the kids purr.

[@yaboichase147]

Fun fact: octopi may be smart but they are rivaled by 1 thing *PAC-MAN mains in smash ultimate*

[@pichuperez9037]

The only issue with that statement is that I'm a Pac-man main and I'm still retarded as hell.

[@spacechase9705]

@@druid_zephyrus Even Funner Fact: The actual official plural is Octopodes (Oct-op-oh-dees)

[@chop3334]

@@spacechase9705 funnerest fact: no one cares words are dumb anyway

[@Astrela1]

ok but like.. what about kirby mains?

[@videogamefan101]

What about Little Mac mains that can turn him into an air fighter?

[@critch7514]

1:42 Me: *Breaks into diner* People in the diner: Please just take whatever you want Me: Yeah, I’m gonna want about 16lb of sugar packets

[@YaBoiJoshua]

That post is actually factually very incorrect. There's a post on r/quityourbullshit that explains exactly what would be necessary to properly complete the task.

[@irishuisman1450]

Joshua, let the lad have their joke

[@justin2308]

16lbs implies there’s something out there made of 8 T of concrete he would want to destroy...

[@aidanamite]

"Why are octopi such big brain" Octopi have 9 brains, one main one and an additional one for each arm

[@DragonsDungeon]

I remember hearing a story of an octopus where some British (yes it’s important to the story) fishermen pull up a net and found an octopus with all the fish, as they laid the net down, the octopus before any sailor could capture it or toss it back into sea ran somewhere on the ship. None of the sailors could find it, then hours later one guy went to have a tea break - cups of tea that’s why British, we love tea - and when he open up the teapot he found the octopus. Apparently when scared they retreat to the smallest darkest place they can find. And all I can think about is who terrified that guy must have been. I want a cuppa, it’s been a long da- oh god theirs and octopus!

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

Inkredible.

[@snorrefolkekarlsen5896]

I heard this story from Karl Smallwood. Terrefying

[@metarcee2483]

The origins of Polteageist.

[@jaschabull2365]

"Wow, never seen a dormouse with that many legs before..."

[@dboot8886]

0:42 I NEVER NEEDED TO KNOW SOMETHING I NEVER THOUGHT I NEEDED TO KNOW MORE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! Also: Cat: Mau Egyptian: Oh okay then. His enlightened friend: So... we worship this now right?

[@Pumpkin-man]

I-I assume you want 0:42 as the link instead?

[@dboot8886]

Caleb Rose Oop, fluffed up that one. Thanks.

[@sirpotatoaim4578]

you want to worship mao

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

@@sirpotatoaim4578 A: the Egyptians were pokemon trainers. B: I AM NOT A COMMUNIST.

[@Nightstormshadow1]

Lmfao

[@ariality_]

Fun fact: Octopus is a a Greek word, so technically the correct pluralisation is "Octopoda" I think...

[@snuckytoes8427]

Octopoda refers to the species as a whole while a general pluralization would be Octopodes (Ohc-top-oh-deez).

[@julien4305]

@@snuckytoes8427 -Nuts

[@meaninglesscommenter8457]

Butbutbut it should be mentioned that octopuses is also correct since it’s anglicised As long as you’re not saying octopi, you’re fine

[@julien4305]

@@meaninglesscommenter8457 why is octopi wrong? It rolls of the tongue better than octopuses.

[@magiv4205]

@@snuckytoes8427 Actually, it's pronounced "Octo-podes" (no emphasis on the last syllable, at least not in english), but the rest of your comment is correct.

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

Okay ordinarily I'd make a joke or try to start a tumblr-esque post here, but talking seriously? 0:11 is probably one of the best writing styles on the planet. If pulled off right, the comedic effect is *golden.*

[@PRGME7]

Too Many Ocs *STANLEY*

[@StormTheSquid]

@@PRGME7 Definitely a great parable.

[@PRGME7]

@@StormTheSquid indeed it is

[@gaysatan4990]

*This is where dreams and good writing inspiration are made of*

[@matthewbeale7566]

1:50 fun fact: the amount of sugar you would need to convert the concrete per gram is so much that at that point you should just rip the concrete straight out the ground

[@syweb2]

Please explain.

[@matthewbeale7566]

@@syweb2 It requires about 1.0 to 1.5% per total weight, which may not seem like much, but compared with how heavy concrete is it's insane. Even then, it won't permanently ruin it, instead making it temporarily easier to break. The tumblr post really oversimplifies things.

[@matthewbeale7566]

@@syweb2 it would take closer to 40 pounds of sugar

[@matteussilvestre8583]

5:26 My God. We haven't just played Skyrim all this time, we already *were* the Skyrim all along. "The game was rigged from the start."

[@gentlemanmadness607]

Forget the matrix we're in the Bethesdatrix

[@_a_random_muffin_]

*T H E L E G* ™

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

*-O F Z E G*

[@TheOneAsrians]

THE LELDA OF ZELDA

[@Tr0lliPop]

@@TheOneAsrians THE LEGEND OF ZEGEND - SWORD SKORD

[@lazernor]

ITS BACK

[@godofthecripples1237]

There's a lot of octopus stories like that. They're freakishly intelligent.

[@FanOfMostEverything]

Now I'm just imagining octopodes in full JoJo poses.

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

You underestimate the power of my STAND 《OCTOLOCKE》

[@theenderdestruction2362]

@@AverageEldritchEntity no its *OCTODAD*

[@thesquishedelf1301]

Fan of Most Everything Based on those stories I expect that would actually happen if someone played JoJo at them. Within a couple months there would be posing for sure

[@StormTheSquid]

@@thesquishedelf1301 *Pillar men theme plays*

[@jaschabull2365]

C'mon, Stands are rock 'n' roll based, the stand would be called OCTOPUS'S GARDEN.

[@MegaGaming11]

The last two: _exist_ me: _Bursts out laughing_ XD

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

The correct plural is actually octopodes but sure why not

[@juniverse1685]

octopuses is also a correct plural

[@Kalobi]

@@juniverse1685 Definitely not octopi, though.

[@hiddendesire3076]

What about cephalopods?

[@kittylove-jones8234]

Octopodes is a lot of fun to say

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

@@hiddendesire3076 technically inaccurate cause squids

[@phillipmarsh1197]

3:19 The fact that he said octopi instead of octopuses annoys me more than it should have. Not because I usually have any problem with people saying octopi (it usually sounds nicer to my ears), but more so because he deliberately changed the pronunciation from the technically correct pronunciation that was already being used.

[@nickolasrealmjumper5172]

it really doesn't matter the online dictionary says that both octopi and octopuses are grammatically correct

[@BaconNuke]

Actually grammatically "Octopuses" is straight up correct, not "technically correct" thus.. Seymour is just incorrect on the pronunciation... fuck cactus for ITS correct grammar is cacti and then people assumed same for similar words to it...... Fuck English... i feel bad for people having to learn it

[@anonymousoff-brand7538]

while i agree, if you want to get technical, the correct plural is octopodes, as octopus originates from greek, not octopuses.

[@ItsGemystic]

Technically speaking, “octopuses,” “octopi,” and “octopodes” are all correct in different contexts

[@phillipmarsh1197]

Anonymous Off-Brand While I agree that “octopodes” is technically, technically correct, but good luck finding an actual grammar professional (and I do mean professional, not expert because of how many people like to do a few internet searches and consider themselves an expert) who actually enforces this idea. The suffix “-odes” is so old and widely unused that it is largely considered to have no place in contemporary English, giving the suffix “-es” priority today.

[@Gamesaucer]

Seymour: "Octopi" Comment section: "So you have chosen... death."

[@electrophoenix7977]

*IT'S OCTOPEDES!*

[@truekurayami]

Death before Demonitization

[@wulfleyn6498]

*HE WON*

[@amethystt727]

I'm so proud of him

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

@@amethystt727 we're all proud of him.

[@Jade_TheCat]

I’d like to point out that the word for cat in many languages is similar to the sound a cat makes. For instance, the Chinese 猫 (Māo).

[@pericatt]

4:55 THAT'S MY FRIEND!!! WE'RE MUTUALS ON TUMBLR!!! THAT'S MY FRIIEENDDD!!!!!!

[@blossomvines341]

I have many feelings, but they all lead back to screaming so that basically makes it one

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

Moo

[@awkwardukulele6077]

Damn, mood. Mood for every single one of these.

[@hephaestus8266]

3:17 the person had written a perfectly suitable plural for octopus and PM felt like he needed to change it to one that is (kinda) incorrect

[@sirpotatoaim4578]

go to the comment of phillip marsh, its more detailed there

[@ducks4rent]

KZbin: There are 5 comments. Me: I- I only see 2.. can I see the others? KZbin: NO, FOOLISH MORTAL!

[@pandalover5292]

So, something I figured out is that KZbin adds the replies onto the comments counter, meaning that if you can only see to comments, either KZbin is drunk, or those comments have three replies between them.

[@beleques]

pandalover529 I’d personally stick to the “drunk” scenario, seeing how often that one happens

[@alexanderskovbonielsen5089]

I used to work at an aquarium and the story about the octopus stealing fish in a different tank at night is sort of famous in those circles. What the post here doesn't mention is that the disappearing fish weren't just any fish. They were sharks and not small ones either. The octopus even managed to drag the entire thing back into its own tank too. Amazing creatures really!

[@Zekiraeth]

Props to PM for using the CORRECT plural of octopus.

[@gleefulpebble]

ACTUALLY, pluralizing a word with i is only for word with Latin roots. Octopus has Greek root words, so the plural would be octopuses or octopodes

[@Zekiraeth]

@@gleefulpebble All three are valid by convention. Octopi is the only one that doesn't sound awful though.

[@cantharelluscibarius2244]

1:08 wait... WTF that actually sounds like an Amazing storry lol!

[@boxorak]

That octopus story sounds like something an Inkling would do. "WOOMY! THIS SH*T ISNT FRESH, DAD!"

[@joelhaggis5054]

5:24 The real Elder Scrolls VI was the random mutations we made along the way.

[@gantzllat]

Octopuses are so smart that we should really question if we should have them in captivity, or send them to find a job and pay taxes.

[@meganthefencer694]

Gods, I love this series! Octopi are brilliant!

[@awesomeeliam7882]

Megan The Fencer Doctor Who?

[@meganthefencer694]

Awesome Eliam Doctor who

[@cellularautomaton.]

the correct plural is actually octopuses. -us to -i is a latin plural inflection, and "octopus" is from greek. imagine you're talking to someone who likes dissecting brains and keeps piles of different parts in case they come in handy. that person does not have a pile of hippocampi; they have a pile of hippocampuses. (i think)

[@yeetusdeletus4304]

The whole "leg end" thing was happening and right when it finished I got a Nair leg mask commercial 😂 I'm officially dead

[@LIL-DOVE]

Octopus reading the comments: Shit, they discovered us! /throws ink and escapes

[@TheFirstRose]

OMFG. Immediately after *"THE LEG"* sequence I got an ad for "Nair (?) Leg Mask" and I am very pleased by this

[@irisstormbell9332]

I just noticed some one with a Sanders Sides name on one of the Tumblr posts... I wasn't expecting it. But am pleasantly surprised

[@curvingfyre6810]

2:40 if you gave an octopus a human lifespan, and a sort of underwater keyboard with text to voice, it could navigate human society, from preschool to retirement, so long as we could find jobs for it to do. Same with corvids probably. They learn faster than parrots. With a parrot lifespan, and a proper education, a corvid could probably do it.

[@AmazingAutist]

3:49 now I need a picture of an octopus JoJo posing and I don't know where to find it and I fear I'm going to have to try to do it myself

[@wiilov]

Octopi and Ravens: The inheritors of Earth.

[@ultrapika1875]

*they made El Doro. 3D Doritos. They’re scared of calling them “Los Doros.”*

[@IdeaBox-dk5vj]

4:19: As a Disney nerd, I feel like I need to see this become an actual ident on the network at some point. Can any fellow Disney nerds back me up on this?

[@retwerd]

In Mandarin and Cantonese the word for cat is Mao, (different translations into English spell it differently), leading to greater evidence of the Pokémon professor hypothesis

[@goodolmeplant5809]

Octopi are my favorite sea creatures and they will always be!

[@justin2308]

That octopus story was the equivalent of an inmate pulling the prison break of the century just to tell the warden his cell was a few degrees too chilly.

[@introvertedwifi4818]

This is actually why the octopus is my favorite animals

[@lordkek5817]

Sultry octopus: Draw me like one of your French cephalopods.

[@rickyroughton8098]

0:14 reminded me of things I write involving a certain OC of mine who likes to completely muck up the laws of reality in his general vicinity just to see what happens before hopping settings when he gets bored. Where that bit of this video comes in is that the audience is never made aware of what exactly he's done, and usually aren't even made aware of his presence past a single cameo during which he breaks the fourth wall (much to the confusion of the viewpoint). There's even one particularly weird time where he *is* the narrator but pretends that he doesn't exist while he's physically interacting with the world, resulting in frequent mentions of people talking to themselves or to the air when they respond to his running commentary.

[@vvronskyy]

I am actually a writer who writes primarily in the self-aware unreliable narrator style, and honestly? People seem to love it. Of the three books I am writing at the moment, the one that has the most active and largest readerbase is the one with this writing style - the others are a third person narrative. It makes for an entertaining story!!

[@NotoRoboto]

Neat! What are the books? I love that style and might check it out.

[@tlof19]

Friendly reminder that mind flayers, some of the most terrifying creatures ever to come out of dnd, have octopus heads.

[@JoshJenrayAK47]

5:02 On today’s episode of “WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT, PM SEYMOUR?!?!?”

[@ndt_dynamite2247]

1:22 Hang on... Despac*ito* then... yes... we must go on a quest. We must find this legendary artifact... this... *DESPACE*

[@Ratthew69]

4:02 i hope they showed him the drawing when they finished

[@dr.dreamer8914]

"I diagnose you with PIGEON" and "Like I said, nOtHiNg oUt oF ThE OrDiNaRy" are two/2 amazing lines in the way they are told with the use of Voice Editing!

[@shroom3074]

4:11 it's a Frieza

[@deathblite9806]

This video wasn't a "reading tumblr Post's" video. This was a meme video and I love it

[@stick6752]

I got me a worm on a string

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

He must be punished.

[@joshuasanders162]

*T H E A C C U R S E D O N E* *M U S T N E V E R E S C A P E*

[@awesomeeliam7882]

love hurts Good for you! What’s its name?

[@luckycat_4]

Who else now really wants to see the drawings of the tiny octopus? Cute little dude just wanted to be a model, good job!

[@localfoolthecreature]

It has been WAY too long since I’ve watched one of these.

[@benmiddleton4365]

Octopi have a sense of humour too. There was one in the petting tank at the aquarium in Townsville that would play with people and then lure people in so their faces were closer to the water so it could spit a stream of water in their face and then it would flee

[@themrmcnuggett2529]

Title: Big brain octopi My thought process: *Big brain oppai*

[@kh2866]

Damn, now "I took an arrow in the knee" created a whole new level, as if it would've been the Leg's "head"

[@NekogamiKun127]

Alternative names for the movie at 1:06 - Occolt - One Hoof in the Grave - Pale Horse - Foalmetal Alchemist

[@Jenna-hg4uh]

Please foalmetal alchemist is good

[@JeffStylez69]

3:18 i truly thank you for pronouncing octopi. Just wanted you to know your work does not go unnoticed.

[@vrm4965]

I'm somehow watching at ****1:05**** in the morning-

[@AgentSilv]

5:02 why did i immediately think of Revenant from Apex when i heard this

[@CinderHope01]

As soon as Link's leg shows up, I let out a sigh of "not again!"

[@crystalrain3334]

My ears started ringing loud randomly, then the outro started. "THE LEG" and it was like, *screaming music*

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

Concept: Pokemon, but it's in ancient Egypt.

[@explolsivecake2045]

It was like ‘y’know what this reminds me of?’ And I sat for a moment and mouthed ‘THE LEG’

[@seanmcfadden3712]

The most accurate description of how evolution works on a genetic level that I've ever heard! Also, it pleases me to consider myself a recent version of a Bethesda game, because I can claim my autism as either a bug or a feature depending on how annoying it is at the time.

[@Benny_Blue]

4:09 - Cone of Coldness.

[@redslytherinanimates]

I have never watched this guy's videos but the variety of voices that he can make amazes me.

[@magicianjester5811]

4:13 wow, a high quality screenshot. This bewildered me for a moment because im so used to screenshots being blurry and low quality.

[@meking1808]

Now introducing: The Leg End of Zelda

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

Me: **Reaches **5:00** ** Me: Hey, this is funny- Me: **Notices the person's name** Me: **Screams in fander**

[@AbadonXXX]

Necroprancer: exists John mullaney: *chuckles* I’m in danger

[@sirpotatoaim4578]

*generic crypt of the necrodancer joke*

[@goosedotjpg]

Is that leg going to become the new Rick roll?

[@ecchiboyanimeandgaming5345]

*INSUFFICIENT SHRIMP* _yeets it across the room_

[@troyjohnson2395]

I AM GOING TO MAKE AN OCTOPUS THE SECRET BBEG FOR MY CAMPAIGN. I WAS GONNA HAVE IT BE A TARRASQUE WITH AN EDITED STAT BLOCK, NOW IT IS GONNA BE AN OCTOPUS SORCEROR OR WIZARD WITH A 30 IN INTELLIGENCE.

[@BGame46M]

So an illithid?

[@cy-bernet-ix]

OCTAVIO FROM SPLATOON EUWHFVWJSI

[@juice4382]

Ok but 1:22 just made me think of a Junji Ito manga were the big other worldly horror are these Dorito chips that turn people into human sized Doritos and I now I'm crying

[@uhohmemebiggestboy212]

The leg at the end is about to bounce of the head of bokoblin and fly for miles

[@mikaylajesuslovesyou3954]

I got an ad about a leg mask at the end 😂 perfect fit

[@mirandabee2323]

*THE LEG* got me. It absolutely sent me.

[@friendlycryptid6797]

4:06 okay but did they show them? "Look it's you."

[@raindoesntexist99]

The mau thing reminds me of there was this outdoor cat than always comes up to my grandma's house and is VERY vocal, and one time I asked it what it's name was and it meowed at me so now we call it Meow. My little cousin sometimes tries to rename him but his name is Meow and nobody can change that.

[@taniksholdinganarchy4081]

4:06 Pillar octopus

[@phant0mdarling_925]

People always say first so imma be different and say, I’m tired as shit :3

[@volcanusgames3603]

Mood

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

Well, this is acceptable.

[@PeoplecallmeLucifer]

0:15 my poetry

[@q9968]

Of course the mass of tentacles has intense, forbidden knowledge.

[@videogamefan101]

The Leg shall never become a legend, for it will never end!