Big Furry Hat: Holiday Edition

[@lordilluvondy8494]

"Attention peasants, it is I, your sky lord."

[@violettaschmieder2096]

May your winter fiest be an orgy of delight your tallness mister skylord sir!

[@sonofmydays]

I can tell you're a feisty little bear cub. Aren't you.

[@lordilluvondy8494]

Violetta Schmieder And may your winter feast be an orgy of delight as well, loyal citizen of the Sky City.

[@Laurarat]

From now on, the alt right will be called the ctrl shift

[@antoniotrejo4066]

Ethan Tice awwww that was such a missed opportunity 😂 good one

[@Sammie1053]

We all wish it was Ctrl-Z but that works too

[@troychavkin8983]

That is a solid burn there.

[@alej15pr]

Shakespeare himself is somewhere in heaven applauding your comment sir.

[@Sammie1053]

(just googled ctrl-shift and can't find a corresponding shortcut... What was the joke in the original comment?)

[@JasonB95]

"Attention Peasants, It is I, your Skylord." I spat my drink out on that one.

[@sdgdhpmbp]

My favourite one so far. See you next year, Stephen Colbert and everyone. May you all live as well as your morals.

[@kubek]

I love the drums in this segment

[@gustonrobinson8239]

I looooooove the Big Furry Hat segment. The one with John Cleese was some of the funniest TV I've seen in years.

[@MaserXIV]

I keep half-expecting him to say, "Big Fucking Hat."

[@TheInkPitOx]

Can't on network television

[@strega0]

"May your winter feasts be an orgy of delight." XD I quite like that

[@Soymaid]

Good news, Stephen: Channukah is a transliteration. Whichever way you spell it IS the right way!

[@jmarkellos]

Soymaid I think he's referring to completely butchering it, but good to know. Happy Han nunchuck!

[@patrickcerio8892]

Happy Chewie baton to you too!

[@Soymaid]

+Patrick Cerio +jmarkellos Awww thanks guys. Marvel Clambake to you too.

[@sagerider2]

OK, you gave me asthma with "Your name is now Racist Butt". That's gotta be a sin! LOL I'd give you a 1000 thumb ups for that!

[@raggedyanarchist]

My friend and I used to joke about a self-flipping pillow so you'd always be laying on the cool side.

[@raggedyanarchist]

Too easy. ;)

[@Typosflair]

One of the bests so far!

[@sophiaisbased9621]

WAIT A SECOND! CBS didn't bleep Ass? Now I'm traumatized!

[@sagerider2]

Maybe they thought he was referring to a donkey?

[@potatopower5253]

You can say ass. You can say hole. But you can't say ass****.

[@ammaleslie509]

ass has been ok since Letterman had the show and a recurring bit about big ass ham

[@lettucebionicle2798]

Now I know like 30 people named Racist Butt.

[@Betta66]

I hope those socks weren't filled with D-cell batteries

[@krokodyl1927]

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, & Peace On Earth to All. May your winter feast be an orgy of delight. ''Tis the season for chillin out, maxin relaxin, & being all cool.

[@felixleidinger1670]

Lester Luczak Io Saturnalia :)

[@morgoth615]

historia civilis much?

[@whocares5845]

Lester Luczak and shooting some b-ball outside of the school

[@BladeWinters]

From now on, no more fruit cake, people like chocolate better anyway.

[@CouchKiwi]

Winter feast? This offends me as someone in the southern hemisphere. It's summer over here! Stop this madness now

[@roguedogx]

that big furry hat is going to be a piece of history.

[@nickzilbersher5927]

Best furry hat segment yet

[@js32096]

KZbin kept showing me this and I finally caved and clicked.

[@StewChicken42]

Premature Hat Ascension. What a travesty!

[@marjoryrekna3779]

"Kiss my ass 2016!" #truth

[@PerseusToons]

Looks like the angry virgins with Macklemore haircuts have already started spamming.

[@theruoc147]

Who does happy holidays offend?

[@TRIGAROLA]

Nick Ruocco persecuted christians, who hold over 99% of the top govt positions. Poor babies :( #Blowjobs4Jesus

[@Bdan-ez6jv]

ALL HAIL SKY LORD

[@HarrisonGowland]

still a more efficient legislature than the us congress tbh

[@judioregan4210]

HariusAwesome - and that's the scary part.

[@EdwardD-q5p]

"Winter feast", this insults half of the globe. Especially Australia...

[@AbnormalWrench]

I'm not racist but, "attention peasants, it is I, your Sky Lord" sounds racist.

[@cammybnintendo6428]

Abnormal Wrench, are you sure you want to say that, Racist Butt?

[@therockphonian5323]

No it doesn't.

[@TheInkPitOx]

The tuba one was great!

[@ISing2Liv1142]

"Since saying Merry Christmas and Happh Holidays always offends someone..." Accurate orrrrr accurate?

[@sagerider2]

Try buzz off. That should do it nicely.

[@whocares5845]

Marilyn Newman the offense is strong in this one

[@cecilia08yeah]

love this

[@Burningnewt]

I like iTunes gift cards.. I hate apple though

[@thepaintedside9245]

I really want him to use Dan Howell as someone who has more power than he does XD

[@jeremyedmond3095]

random question: what happened to friday night fights?

[@oneshadowdragon]

The hat has spoken.

[@VelSparko]

Anyone notice he said "Hoppy Halidays"?

[@garrettq1977]

In that hat he looks like some leaf of the Trump ancestry tree.

[@ezakustam]

Trump would have had a much harder time getting into office if everyone understood that the most "problematic" people are the ones who say, "I am a racist, and..." Ostracising people who aren't politically correct but mostly mean well is what caused this backlash.

[@alterego846]

If they weren't such ridiculous crybabies that felt *ostracized*, yes *ostracized*, just because someone pointed out to them that their racist shit was racist and they should probably fix it, we also wouldn't have this problem. But they'd have to man the fuck up and take responsibility for their actions rather than crying about how teacher told them to their mouths.

[@SplotchTheCatThing]

Wait... if Canada is really America's hat it's quite furry... and very very big. Are you saying the world only listens to you guys because of us?

[@ivanhoesanchez2606]

NICE SKETCH

[@svartfrasr9755]

#KissmyAss2016

[@mineMissHellsing]

I love these c:

[@bennysh]

LOL I wish we'd have a Stephen Colbert clone here in Israel :)

[@derrickstorm6976]

aparently those fools can never lower it straight ;)

[@maxhess3151]

3:10 there's only 1 way to spell it: חנוקה

[@gaamatsu4dewin]

Inauguration?

[@matanrubin8726]

Max Hess חנוכה*

[@maxhess3151]

Matan Rubin ur right thats what i meant 2 say

[@perapervo1613]

happy holidays? are u fking kidding me

[@cipherhunt3063]

what's wrong bro?

[@perapervo1613]

Beast Upon me nothing

[@TheInkPitOx]

What's wrong with an iTunes card?

[@caroldefender4144]

What do you think the Christkindl thinks of that mall Santa statement?

[@jackhosier8498]

Hi.

[@mariapedroza4263]

Loool!!!😂😂

[@IWasAPepper]

What is the hate for iTunes gift cards?

[@vicmartone]

IWasAPepper iTunes sucks

[@helenanilsson5666]

iTunes means you need other fruit products to listen to the music. Unlike normal digital music stores where you can play your purchased music in almost any music player you may prefer.

[@seventeenhamilton5362]

I think it's like you diddn't put any thought into it

[@aaronbarnes184]

Darnass opposite I guess truly booty half .

[@soylentgreen574]

So if you have a Real beard and a Real drinking problem?

[@nameymcname5686]

Stephen, we need more cartoon Trump! Pls? Thx!

[@kinesisfilms9147]

brainwashing

[@kenzofinucane4057]

yeah youre right he shouldnt condone stealing money to buy yourself presents

[@mrigank8822]

dumb gal username checks out

[@kenzofinucane4057]

Mrigank hehe xd

[@leonardoobello1585]

shouldnt colbert make jokes about obama faking his birth certificate ?

[@myteath]

leonardo o bello it not fake and its old news. its not relevant.

[@peteywheatstraw4884]

Bring DAVE back...

[@jmack619]

never even turned up the volume, just wanted to say that uneven stevie and his ny la crowd are the real joke. plays the role well

[@TanviPurohit86551]

Harvous Thurble Why watch if it sickens you??? You do realize you can quit watching the video anytime... its KZbin...

[@jmack619]

helps me cough up hairballs ... watch out, here comes a shit storm Trump 2016 2020

[@jmack619]

I think I have vomit on my shoes!! works great Harvous, I trust you are feeling better How much are klinton speeches going for these days (cough)

[@jmack619]

it wasn't the coughing, it was the coffin that they carried him off in! cough cough cough cough cough cough. the klinton choke. I think a house fell on a witch again!! ding dong, cough cough, the witch is dead . at last!!!

[@greasebones99]

Man it's so sad the Tonight Show has become so lame. Even Colbert looks bored out of his mind.

[@marcusbodare]

Nah he looked pretty happy.

[@malisuper627]

I hope Colbert gets therapy for his Trump obsession during the break. It has been sad, mean and nasty - unnecessarily so.

[@alterego846]

Delete your account, Donald.

[@siddharthdiwanji2728]

FIRSTT

[@laddb5148]

not cool

[@arthurjackson6395]

This bit sucks! STOP DOING IT!

[@moddingjack8659]

i'm sure you can stop watching it

[@judioregan4210]

Arthur Jackson - oh please. Lighten up and get a sense of humour.

[@arthurjackson6395]

I have a very GOOD sense of humor... and i SENSE, that this bit sucks.

[@judioregan4210]

Arthur Jackson - and I sense that you're missing out. Oh well, more laughs for the rest of us.