Big Girl Cannot Accept Being Rejected. GOES NUTS

[@smhegglesomalia5944]

so i just put on a qhamis, went outside wearing nothing but that, and let the winds stroke my balls, and walahi its game changing, god forgive me but ya allah ive never felt anything better in months

[@AbaNPreach]

Balls on your scalp and balls feel amazing.

[@AbaNPreach]

Wind*** on your---

[@mxrs17]

i GOTTA TRY THIS TODAY LMAO

[@elguapii5832]

Weeet 😭

[@e69alpha]

There's no feeling like nature handling your balls like a professional escort

[@ajtaylor8750]

The dude with the astronaut suit is the type of guy you'd probably talk to at a party if you're both drunk, but would never actually hang with him in real life. He is too off the wall for his own good.

[@adamyooz]

That’s crazy accurate

[@reiraku-of1yj]

Kinda reminds me of those teenagers that think they are "deep", "philosophical" or "spiritual", but dude's like 40 years old to boot.😭

[@ll2323]

I legit thought he was gonna say, “well u dress for the job u want.” But then he just fumbled so hard. 😂

[@greent16]

I once met a guy like that at a meet and greet. We were both at a table. He was so crazy I literally grabbed the wrist of a passing guy introduced the guy to him and said I needed a drink and ran away

[@SHAKE-S-PIERRE]

@@greent16that’s criminal

[@dankjemo9884]

The "I saw an attempted murder last night" guy is just one of those people who asks questions to be polite, while the entire time he's really just waiting for his turn to talk... Where do they find these Lower Expectations rejects?

[@heroinmom153]

The MadTV ref is perfect

[@SunshineBear17]

Lmao I remember that segment on MAD TV.

[@I_discovered_civilization]

The astronaut suit suggests he’s probably autistic.

[@Harry_Bahlzanya]

Bro I sing that jingle to this day my wife is almost 5 years younger than me and has no clue what I'm talking about 😹😹😹 when she does some shit that was lower than expected I sing the jingle and she thinks I'm just being an ass but really I'm being an ass and referencing a great skit 😹😹😹😹

[@Jimmy94411]

That’s typical of men

[@nickwilliams2415]

The big girl is a perfect example of someone who thinks being quirky is cute, but doesn't realize it's only cute when you're cute

[@Sam.38]

Wtf that’s a very mean thing to say even though the big girl was being cringey

[@kingjoeyofoc]

I agree quirky is only cute when you are cute

[@nickwilliams2415]

@@Sam.38 I don't think it's mean, just not nice. It's true. If you find someone attractive, then a lot of things you'd find annoying if someone else did them are instead cute and endearing. Quirkyness is one of those things.

[@talyahr3302]

"It's only cute when you're cute" 😂😂 I never thought of it but that's facts lmao

[@nazy801]

She is cute and was being cute. Vibrant personality with lots of expression. Not everyone is the same. Some people can be loud and expressive, i understand its not your thing but it can be someone else vibe. Smh

[@FanGirl9463]

The creaking of the floor boards is the most iconic thing about Aba and Preach.

[@zachary3367]

The creak is a character in its own right at this point, he deserves a credit spot in the end.

[@FanGirl9463]

@@zachary3367 facts deserves a salary.

[@Flybabyfish]

I hate same but their creaking floorboards are therapeutic 😆👏

[@flippy4951]

literallyyyyyyyy

[@bkomi]

Lol, I literally noticed the creaking floor boards as I was reading this comment .

[@HeisenbergFam]

If Aba & Preach were hosts, they would tell participants to sit 10 feet away from the button and tease them with red button

[@sharfadhamin6110]

I would watch that sooo much more

[@aladdout9454]

LMAOOOOO

[@ll2323]

They should do their own version of it.

[@nathansterling639]

This is exactly what Cody Ko did

[@TheWizardGamez]

Imagine the race to jump on the button

[@user-vf3fz7qv6v]

The city girls guy wanted her to forgive a guy for not trying and not wanting to get his life together. She even said if he’s trying she can support that. I can’t believe that wanting someone who is employed (not a millionaire not a ceo) just employed is gold digging or considered wanting someone ambitious

[@fns1707]

That guy was just broke lol

[@jojochara6352]

It’s giving prenup is more expensive then any asset they own lol

[@Kefka2010]

He was a loser, I'm 100% down with her assessment.

[@AngryReptileKeeper]

Turns out he was the real gold-digger all along.

[@pennyproud1621]

He was a broke loser who wanted a woman to basically be his mommy and give him sex for being him. He's a hobosexual. Using relationships to gain a place to stay.

[@belacmochi1506]

The way y’all’s floor creaks when you walk around in disbelief sends me reeling

[@AngryAssSmoker]

The floor creaks are legit a good side character 😂😂😂😂

[@harleygunn4783]

Damny ears have gone deaf to it bc my floor creaks so much lol

[@handlemchandleton3255]

What's crazy is I bet its just one long floorboard that's broken down over time I've had to fix a few when installing new carpets and stuff

[@etherealvampress]

They're both too thicc for their own good smh

[@coreessj3]

Reminds me of Grandmas house 😅

[@iamkellij]

As a big girl with a job... WE DON"T CLAIM HER! Also as of today, I'm 90lbs down! YAY!

[@patrickwillis13]

Ayeeee

[@darthwolfX2]

Yeah, nice keep it up

[@brooklynforever1990]

Way too go.

[@sae_said5552]

Fantastic what’s your target goal

[@luca_lwls]

that's really impressive, congrats

[@thomas232]

Bro when she screamed and yall just veered off in different directions with the same shocked expression i just about lost it! 🤣🤣🤣

[@GabyPivet]

That was the best part. I laughed out loud for that 😂

[@killtyrant]

"Im absolutely disgusted about the use of money for outer space" 5 seconds later "So yeah. Im trying to capitalize on the attempted murder of a fellow human being"

[@tajcee]

Dude in the NASA suit was straight up giving me Jake Gyllenhaal in Nightcrawler vibes.

[@EstherMburu-k3r]

Like

[@CptJumper]

Bro

[@ArchAngelisk451]

The way he was acting, I'm almost positive he's the one who shot the dude lmao

[@pieace775]

@@tajcee 🎯

[@lalalovengun]

The editing 😂 “I’m trying to get married and have 100 kids, so why waste each other’s time?” Next frame he gets rejected skipping the interview!😂

[@fmcscarkenlife]

How is this comment 2 weeks old?

[@ducksquidbat8315]

@@fmcscarkenlifepatreon bro

[@seraphina2293]

Google has some Time travel tech which is glitchy apparently.

[@NotRJ001]

​@@fmcscarkenlifemembers or Patron I think.

[@KingAnge978]

Bro is a member and saw this shit early 😂

[@TinyToadSage]

The nutjob who threw a fit over being rejected bc she has no job is EXACTLY how my little sisters ex boyfriend would behave. He screamed and cried when he got fired from a job, then refused to get another job, expecting my little sister to tend to his every need.

[@AD-xz3ov]

As a bald guy who loves breakfast, I’ve never felt so included. 🎉

[@MrJSulty]

This got me 😂

[@kirkvanallen5202]

This comment made me laugh. Good job.

[@Stephanie-cl4fu]

😂

[@bradastra6111]

now this is true diversity and representation xD

[@felixgutierrez993]

But is it Pancakes or Waffles for you doh?

[@238mob8]

The first guy being all " I dont like that they use so much money to explore space, we should use it for good, we should explore inner space" and then immediately going to " I have footage of an attempted murder and I'm trying to sell it" like the guy from Nightcrawler, is insane to me.

[@chi7818]

He was 100% trolling and fucking around. He dressed like an astronaut for an inner space joke, then said he doesn’t like how we spend money on outer space while wearing a spacesuit, and mentioned seeing a guy get shot in the neck and trying to sell the video.

[@Sara_ennit]

That movie instantly came into my head after he said that and then I was like yeahhh he hassss to be trolling 💀

[@GlitchDotCraft]

Why you all taking it so seriously damn

[@TM-np5lq]

How do you suck and blow so hard at the same time?( Pretty sure he was trying to see how many red flags he could wave at once. Maybe he figures: since he cant be a great example to follow, instead I can be a terrible warning Of what Not to do.

[@DianaWanMa]

@@GlitchDotCraftcause he’s a stranger with an astronaut suit and talking about murder in a first date… I would never take the risk to know what is real or what is trolling with a guy like that. Not a single little chance.

[@kyleighwhite1409]

I fully believe the second guy just has no job and no ambition the way he talked about “you need to be understanding”

[@skenzabeam]

loool that guy is weird, he clealy probably does the same and couldnt hack the girl saying that to him

[@sammylong3704]

He didn’t like sis, that’s all. The irony is, she was the only girl on the entire show that he had any realistic chance with. The girl who rejected him would have rejected him 100 times out of 100.

[@ezrawilliams3148]

The astronaut guy they type of person you meet on gta😭😭

[@cashordeals3672]

She tried so fast to tell him why she doesn't find him attractive yet she made herself look like a giant red flag

[@HaloZilla2009]

I mean she was already giant to begin with.

[@MrVivi0001]

She made herself look like bat shit crazy.

[@DailyThingsInLife]

@@HaloZilla2009 LOL DARN

[@Flash413]

She is a giant, red flag

[@ptolemeeselenion1542]

😂

[@jboog9128]

It's hilarious when aba and preach just walk away after they see something cringe and the floor is just creaking lmao

[@PathologicallyIncurious]

The creaking floor adds so much humor to this channel, I freaking love it haha

[@memestar22]

nah fr it adds to the cringe and empty feeling 😂

[@anabltc]

it gives character fr, the floor is the third host 😄

[@robindachampgaming]

Big facts 😂😂

[@Flybabyfish]

I really like the way the floor creaks though!😆👏 I don’t like asmr tho

[@cherryhazard8002]

Reason why dresses are so attractive in women is the same reason why suits are attractive in men, display of femininity in the case of women or masculinity in the case of men with class and allure.

[@afrosamourai400]

Dresses can be really unclassy

[@swagman2001]

@@afrosamourai400it depends on the dress lol overall you can never go wrong with a dress

[@AngryReptileKeeper]

That depends on both the culture and the time period. Once upon a time in a certain part of the world among the upper classes, it was fashionable for men to wear wigs, frilly clothes, makeup and high heels.

[@kat8295]

Except that men look really good in kilts and togas too, so there goes that theory 😂

[@smb.]

​@@kat8295and there are an abundance of styles for women's suits from pants suits to skirt suits etc. Even the jackets for male and female suits are even designed differently to compensate for thibgs like chest size 😂

[@noahjames1985]

"Breakfast Unite!!!" ... I Love these two too much.

[@FallsFait]

yall randomly arguing about pancakes or waffles absolutely made my day xD

[@L.L.888]

Totally! It waffled me :D

[@trevineleven]

But for real, breakfast deserves love. I'm talkin, eggs, bacy, waffers, oj, sausage, fruit medley, steak.

[@CalypsoBeebee]

Biscuits and gravy is superior to all breakfasts

[@NavySharkz]

Scrambled eggs, bacon, cheese grits, and biscuits with syrup.

[@gavinthornton704]

Hot take: i think her mentioning marriage was good. It provided a clear, defined goal as to why theyre even sitting there. It removed the "swipe left or right" element of speed dating this shows based around.

[@michaelu.5321]

100 kids is crazy tho 😂

[@anonymouspreme3425]

Who in their right mind mentions marriage at a 1st meeting?

[@georgecameron4754]

@@anonymouspreme3425People who know what they want out of their relationships and want to ensure they’re not wasting time with people who don’t share their goals.

[@campbell1446]

@@anonymouspreme3425 Someone who doesn't want to waste time. Doesn't mean the person wants to marry the one they are having the conversation with, though.

[@Anna-cx4tg]

​​@@anonymouspreme3425People who have a plan for their life and don't want to "just have fun" then find themselves wondering whether the person they've been with for 7 years wants to marry them. Dating to get married used to be the absolute norm until quite recently and still is in the vast majority of the world.

[@dylanlewis2464]

As a Jamaican, I approve of Preach's bumbocleet. Lol man hit that accurate af

[@ErenKruger-qx3dt]

Patios on point 😂

[@autumnrose538]

"I need a man who puts effort into his own life." Deadbeat: "I just think you need to be more forgiving" 😂Man you did not need to worry about the next girl being a gold digger. You ain't got none😂

[@ellomate07]

It's always the men who have no gold worrying about gold diggers lmao

[@AravindR-fi9cw]

@@ellomate07 They're worrying on behalf of their bros.

[@courtney3893]

She came off kind of aggressive though

[@jgale2590]

She sounded like a man.

[@DooMGo2It]

​@@ellomate07You don't have to be rich to be taken advantage of.

[@seankauder9721]

Astronaut guy is the perfect example of what happens when you do way too many psychadelics

[@stephaniemurria5534]

I think he eats lead.

[@BaronUnderbite]

I kind of agree with him though. Why pay NASA millions of dollars a day to give us absolutely nothing, when i can give hippy dave $40 for some DMT and go meet aliens myself

[@danteortega6510]

@@BaronUnderbitewhile the spending is ridiculous (even while being like less than half of a percent of our budget iirc) it’s still worth it because it’s real and furthers the human race while DMT is just all in your head, not real, and doesn’t further humanity nearly as much.

[@BaronUnderbite]

@@danteortega6510 we already got scientists mapping out the DMT realm. In fact, they have been doing it for some time. Thats a place where i can actually go that is actively being mapped out (look into this). We give NASA 60million a day and the best thing they get for the common man is "space" blankets. Ya, ill go with the DMT thing anyday

[@forallthestupidshit3550]

Nah. What i get from him is hippy parents who told him no one has a right to tell him he's weird.

[@candyandfruitc7496]

Ida was so real with her stance Any one who doesn't make an effort in life in any way is a waste of time. She dodged a bullet

[@NationX]

I was thinking the same thing. She was way too good for him and I agree with her stance. I hated how he claimed that she was "unforgiving" when she was literally saying that as long as someone is at least TRYING to do something with themselves that's all she wants. Dude was weird with everyone he spoke too.

[@vlo4829]

Yeah, but she was dumping a lot of "here's why I'm single and you should stay clear too" with too much complaining.

[@Panafrocanam2]

She was right on that stance but projected too much, which was sign she's made bad choices in men which made her seem jaded.

[@Panafrocanam2]

​​@@NationXwell sorry but not sorry, but he seemed like an underperformer and comes off as lazy but would make excuses. I've seen his types often and as a man wouldn't want someone like that in my circle.

[@NationX]

@@Panafrocanam2 yeah I agree. That’s why I was saying she’s too good for him because he gives off those lazy vibes

[@adrian-dragosbalaban6401]

First dude is 100% trolling

[@starman9988]

Are you sure? The fake nose is pretty serious

[@adrian-dragosbalaban6401]

@@starman9988 Bro now I can't tell if that's a fake nose

[@crustybone]

I think he's autistic or something I actually know a few people who act like that, it's real

[@WizardDamon5076]

He had to be😂

[@TheUkchiller]

He’s either trolling or he’s a god damn alien wearing human skin

[@RealBigFro]

“Fellas have you never seen a dude from across the room” 😂😂😂

[@Paulito941]

We know Myron has

[@jadoei3576]

After 3 hours I've finally been able to put my baby down to sleep, I am dangerously close to waking her up with my stifled laughter. I have been on the verge of hollering as soon as this video started! This whole video has been a gem 😅

[@NicoleLLewis]

I'm in my car screaming right now 😂😂

[@rachelrenee5604]

Truer words have never been spoken!🤣

[@Ishtarthemoon]

I was howling at 3am while my bf slept. Woke him up.

[@dichi3163]

I like how Aba is ready for summer in a t-shirt and pastel linen short-sleeve shirt, while Preach is wearing a whole down jacket 😂

[@philadelphian7814]

Lmaoooo

[@LilMj28]

Lol to be fair, Aba actually lives there and Preach comes over to do the videos

[@dazedconfuseds]

It's cos Preach came to Aba's home and didn't take his coat off cos he was cold. When he felt warm enough, he then took off the coat

[@TM-np5lq]

Simple: Aba's hot, and Preach is cool. Astronaut guy: give him SPACE.( How do you blow and suck so hard at the same time?🙄

[@samu-chan]

observant

[@SuigaRou]

As a representative of the world breakfast federation, I can confirm that I've never seen Preach at one of our meetings. I think he's the type of guy who has one breakfast, but does not even partake in second breakfast.

[@itiswhatitis263]

I also can confirm Preach as never been to a meeting. He should be punish for cultural appropriation. His punishment he has to eat 3 eggs.

[@MrReset94]

Yeh, never seen him either. Not in the Italian section meetings.

[@pog8744]

Fake breakfast fan preach

[@TheCoolestGeekEver]

Second breakfast? Was that a Lotr reference?

[@lonely-soul-f2v]

I as member of the Cereal Coalition vote Preach to be impeached from the Breakfast Committee. As punishment, he is to consume Huevos Rancheros with French toast and OJ. Who's in agreement with me?

[@R3ALDUBB3DD3R3K]

Yeah that guy with the grills & 70 pairs of shoes has serious priority issues… with a studio apartment 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@robertshank3729]

Or he just dont give a fuck about where he lives... like some of us... sacrifice in one area leads to privelages in another...

[@sukaenacornelius9285]

Hey, lived in one with my husband on beach for years. Best times honestly. I never judge a man with a studio. If you’re single, or couple. It makes sense if you aren’t too materialistic and live walking distance from everything, including beach! Only time I drove was to work. Otherwise my bike or feet. I think US people care too much on residence and vehicle.

[@shadyimslebi]

@@robertshank3729if you don’t care about where you live what makes you worthy of having a partner?

[@LickBeforeStick]

Not everyone wants a huge apartment or house

[@slthrn22]

With all respect, if you don't like eggs you don't get to enter the breakfast debate, access denied ✋🏾😂

[@AbaNPreach]

Facts! Preach Gotta Go

[@justspeakjazzi124]

👏🏾👏🏾

[@biajdzismols1204]

Agreed but nah,breakfast person is not a thing 😂😂

[@e69alpha]

No mo hold up. Maybe they can make pancakes. I got a brother whole will take a shot gun to scrambled eggs but will make the fluffiest from scratch buttered pancakes.

[@Sarkhan69]

@@e69alpha who'll*

[@dukescuttle9548]

Breakfast is absolutely a thing. I was in Korea with a homestay family and they gave us 냉면 (cold spicy noodle soup) for breakfast. I looked at it with disappointment every time. When I got stationed there for a couple years a classic American bacon and egg breakfast was one of the things I was homesick for. To the point I found a restaurant that serves exactly that in Seoul. Breakfast People Rise Up!

[@Phearsum]

Spicy noodle soup for breakfast would have me stuck over a toilet for lunch. Damn. 🤣

[@Kefka2010]

I skip breakfast every day

[@l0veasia333]

it's the 비빔냉면 that is spicy, the (물)냉면 isn't though ;) one of my favourite korean dish but understandable if you miss homeland food

[@theredheadwiththread1275]

Bacon and eggs with hash browns and grits.

[@Barthenn]

I find Preach ridiculous, even here in Canada, In montreal, Aba and Preach lives in montreal and so do I, and there are dozens and dozen of Breakfast only restaurant. And there are some people that can easily pay 30$-50$ for a breakfast. For me that is completely insane. I don't give a **** about breakfast, but my mother and sisters they are crazy about going in different breakfast only restaurant.

[@andrewzilla89899]

That “bombacleeeeet” got me cryin on the floor💀

[@fromheaventoearth5779]

Man, I'm Jamaican and just realized we stopped saying that specific curse word for decades. Then again it's a word kids usually use so maybe that's why I haven't heard it in forever. By the way it's "bombo". Lol random rant over.

[@maenad1231]

I love watching best friends. The tangents you two go on are so wonderful to watch lol My ribs were bursting during the entire ‘Chris Brown’ segment

[@optikalillusion777]

Bro their chemistry is insane! 😂😂

[@NoirAngelz3D]

Abba said all the intrusive thoughts this episode and I love it!! 😂😂😂

[@Novafro]

She not just a straight pipe, she's open headers just waiting to send pistons to the moon.

[@alexanderwoods2055]

19:11 The PWEBS+ (pancake, waffle, egg, bacon, sausage) community are hurt and disappointed in Preach's vile sentiments and rejection of our continual fight to gain proper representation and recognition in all forms and facets of life. His words cut deep and we look forward to further talks to reach an understanding that benefits all forms of eatery.

[@AdrianDWolfe]

Lol yall delusional if you dont think all day breakfast isnt enough representation 🤣

[@alexanderwoods2055]

@@AdrianDWolfe no that's proper representation. Anything less means you're hateful of the breakfast community.

[@rib4149]

nigga said EATERY 😂

[@yoogeo1]

Bunch of pwebs. I'm a pweb btw

[@LuiVentures]

I identify as PEBS, waffles are meh

[@kaysonjones3785]

🤣🤣🤣 The Carib side coming out in that " Bombocleet"

[@theSpiritofTamzin]

😅😅😅😅😅

[@GoblinGhouly]

as an average reddit user i can confirm space guy is for sure one of us 😂

[@herpaderp-bp4pe]

Yes. He wears a fedora in the day, space suit at night😂

[@Bigtank9401]

I agree with Aba on the Apartment thing. Spending money on the wrong things. You don't have your priorities straight... but then at 8:39 that boy had jewelry on, a grill, earrings, etc. He's the example of what Aba is talking about 😂😂😂

[@238mob8]

Man said he has 70 shoes. Crazy

[@Grimm_Butterfly]

I think he ahead of the game. Why spend that before you got someone else to put in there? Chicks do want hotels, adventures, Cafe dates, concerts, boating, and visiting her family

[@Grimm_Butterfly]

​@@238mob8yeah, he has enough space to store himself. If he said he wanted to keep that after locking up with a woman, that's just neurotic

[@kylespevak6781]

That's literally who they were talking about

[@timocruz510]

@@Grimm_Butterfly yeah but they also don't care about you spending thousands on grills and jewelry lmao. They'd rather you not have a 250 square foot apartment. That's tiny as heck lmao

[@cherryhazard8002]

Haven't you noticed that the ones that are level headed and don't come off as pretentious or demanding and just state their desires without any dramatics are the ones that usually get a match at the end?

[@gcromer903]

Underrated observation

[@noblegalifreyan4551]

To be honest they probably choose the most unhinged or or delusional people to be on the show because it makes for better viewing

[@TigerLaw-vc8hg]

No this is for entertainment. It probably doesn't go far

[@mateobareo4229]

70 shoes. That's 70 months of a bit more rent he could have paid lol

[@christop3]

I'm a sucker for a dress and a skirt too, couldnt tell you why. It's not really sexual in nature to me, I just think girls look amazing in them. Not the real trashy skirts, just a typical normal skirt, like business or casual style, same with dresses, a sundress sends me over the moon and I just think a girl looks damn good in it. I remember in the 90's I used to see mad girls walking around on the street in dresses and skirts and then I grew up and they all disappeared and it's just sadness.

[@WeebtasticPrime]

Bro, in my country we had something called Flower Skirts, like they give such comfort vibes it is awesome to see. I saw so many big sisters where them since ai was a kids I developped a tase but when i gre up all I had to see was mini skirt covering half the skirt, I like them too but not for the same reason. One is pure love with rainbows the other is just my sexual interest

[@ajp1282]

You had me at sundresses 😂👗 and I completely agree. Less IS more and the amount of skin being shown in social media, advertising, and the day-to-day doesn't seem special cuz it's everywhere.

[@annimu9081]

Mr. City Girls is basically saying he's a bum in the most "chill f-boy" way possible lol

[@AngryReptileKeeper]

And a gold-digger. Because if this fool is broke and unwilling to do anything about it, you _know_ he's going to expect his girl to give him money.

[@annimu9081]

@@AngryReptileKeeper He's giving "Keke Palmer's baby daddy" vibes

[@kayhaich]

​@@AngryReptileKeepera bum is a gold digger. They bum money.

[@Bootyeater999]

@@annimu9081keke Palmer picked him 😂.

[@calvinwood7120]

“You might get no cuddles from women but nature cuddlin you” 😂 best bald joke I’ve heard

[@permagrin8742]

Half way through this vid…I’m dying laughing. This here is why I come back. It’s like hanging out with friends and some friends of friends show up. May be awkward to start, but Ho Lee Fuk its gonna get cracking in short order. These guys are on fire when it’s like this, absolute fire.

[@weaselwovel]

I'm picturing all the people waiting in the rooms for their turn hearing that scream with the same expressions as you guys just had 😳 😂

[@grilledpizza3554]

I love how you can go from arguing too laughing its very wholesome I never thought I would die laughing to an argument

[@brendamoon2660]

Preach laughing at Aba is why i watch the channel

[@selfproclaimedesper778]

You have the same pfp as my guildmaster on mlbb lol

[@colebengston3963]

Damn, Ida seemed like a real one. Some people on these are crazy as hell and others are normal and the interactions between the two are great!

[@77Productions77]

She was for real. What she was saying was 100% valid and that melanin was popping real nice lol. I’d definitely go out wit her💯

[@24KLuxury]

Ida was pulling trauma from her past and showing a lack of empathy for men’s struggle. Men don’t want to hear all that cussing either. Her vocab is trashy.

[@leirsdeirs6212]

@@24KLuxuryBruh she said you gotta have a job and not be a bum at home. Pretty low bar

[@thefrofairy]

@@24KLuxury and the man spoke of his h*e past but didn’t reflect on his “City Girl” statement🤣 every man with a past is always looking for the forgivenesses they’ve yet to learn. What she spoke was truth from experience & it was valid, he bypassed it with judgment because it struck a nerve. Grow up. That struggle is not gender specific.

[@naturallytajy973]

@@24KLuxurythat’s a bullshit ass excuse, she speaking facts

[@mysticjen379]

That last girl - as soon as they mentioned the MTV stuff and what he earned, she got pound signs in her eyes and started to change her tune about marriage and kids. It was so obvious she was lying lol just to get into something with him - it’s so important to be genuine for your own sake and the other person.

[@dannikris3696]

The creaky floor of disappointment will always crack me up 😂

[@PlayShorts3]

That floor is part of the crew 😂😂

[@jamelahallsdyer]

😂😂😂😂 lmao stop. You made me giggle​@@PlayShorts3

[@blueshell4859]

As a man who shaves my head bald because I'm balding, I can definitely say feeling the wind on my scalp is 100% a perk for not having hair. It feels amazing 👍

[@Panafrocanam2]

It sucks for ones based on their head shape or size that struggle to go bald simply cause they're not comfortable pulling off bald look.

[@artsyfartsynerdywordy]

You guys are so right about people not realizing that sometimes they have to explain their terminology. I never thought I’d have to explain what “having game” meant until I had to explain to my stepdaughter what “rizz” was akin to for her dad and I. I told her that I had to explain to her dad what rizz was and she asked how I did it, so I said “I told him that it was like “having game” for us. We’re old now I guess. I never shamed her for not knowing what “game” was though lol never shamed her dad for not knowing what rizz was either. It’s weird being exactly between older millennials and gen alpha.

[@tofuguru941]

Rizz comes from cha"rizz"ma. (charisma). Being charismatic.

[@MrTehNoms]

You ain't gon just gloss over that. What a curious circumstance to be on good terms with your step daughter's bio-dad. It's not impossible, but I can't help but imagine what sort of peculiar (interesting? atypical?... iono) person her mom may be.

[@aydenbonnet9630]

​@MrTehNoms why would it be weird for someone to be on good terms with someone they're married to?

[@MrTehNoms]

@@aydenbonnet9630 Nothing at all I'm just a smooth brain that assumed OP was a male (and therefore straight, I guess) and talking to *his* stepdaughter's father. I read that post like 3 times and still somehow found 4 humans in there lmao

[@moonshinershonor202]

Real T.

[@corneliusblack433]

Lady in the green dress mental bruh....." I'm ready to settle down and have kids and family, meet someone serious"...also her "I'm not in a rush, don't want kids like now, maybe a couple years......"....SO HOW ARE YOU READY!? Then you wanna meet someone serious but you are talking bout waffles and pancakes and chemistry!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mysticjen379]

They mentioned his MTV success and she got pound signs in her eyes.

[@mtsemcomfort2255]

Someone can get freaked out by that. So she wanted to push it a little. My thought.

[@alisha6341]

being ready for a serious relationship is not jumping at the quickest opportunity for a ring like wtf r u on about

[@zuhairroomaney10]

As a breakfast person I'm with Aba on this one, Preach does not sound like a breakfast person here..

[@liliarosales1961]

“Breakfast people rally!” 😂 Preach was being sarcastic but I was really like let me find my fellow breakfast people. And i agree he’s definitely not a breakfast person. He was out when Aba said he doesn’t like eggs. 😂

[@acigarbar]

"There is no sadness that cannot be cured by breakfast food." --Ron Swanson

[@jillm1142]

Best breakfast food is French toast

[@kheatherthompson]

Came to the comments to find My People!!!

[@ShouldHaveBeenAStripper]

"I saw a murder last night... 'attempted' murder." Space dude is a real winner.

[@oz_jones]

Im hoping it's a character

[@ShouldHaveBeenAStripper]

@@oz_jones Trust me, I do as well. 😬

[@GlitchDotCraft]

It’s not either or but and more

[@dudeorduuude5211]

Weiner is right.

[@amandasi8967]

I have to say this was a solid episode!!! Lots of depth and range in the convo! I think I’m a pancake person, at heart, but when I’m at home, a waffle person, just cause it’s easy to heat up in a short time. But if I’m out at IHOP, Dennys, then pancakes. I love the fluffiness and how it tastes when butter is in the middle mixed with syrup!!!

[@CapnSquiggles]

It's hard seeing the end of the Abba and Preach era over breakfast. Wish the best for you both on your lives.

[@Csdabest89]

out here destroying property with no job is crazy

[@kathrynrodriguez2089]

I told my husband this exact thing when we were dating: I don't mind guys who dress nice, drive nice cars, etc- but 90% of those guys living in their parents' basement, 70k in debt for their liberal arts degree and eating pasta for every meal. If you're sacrificing needs for wants, that's a disgusting misuse of money, and that's super ugly.

[@MrReset94]

Eating Pasta at every meal is what many Italians do

[@Grimm_Butterfly]

So why are ppl hating on the dude who isn't paying the landlord his whole check?

[@juanmejiagomez5514]

@@MrReset94 Nah man, we don’t eat pasta every meal. Sure as hell not for breakfast nor for afternoon break. Maybe sometimes dinner and launch if you have nothing else at home, but otherwise it’s pasta for launch and something else for dinner

[@theredheadwiththread1275]

What you got against pasta?

[@StoogesTheTwo]

What’s wrong w spaghetti

[@SunkissedMalice]

It's crazy to me that any able-bodied person would _choose_ to not work. I've been deemed as physically disabled and unable to keep gainful employment.. and it's honestly soul-crushing. Ya, I don't get it. It's not nice to feel useless and having ignorant people pass judgment. Why _choose_ that? Ugh.

[@GFODTTV]

I’ll add onto this cus I’m the same way. But it’s because I’ve met disabled people who inspire me to never give up no matter what!!!! Multiple accidents and injuries. Been shot stabbed and thank god I’m still able bodied. I’m healing rn from multiple blood clots that I had to get multiple surgeries for. I have to recover for the next year I was released from the hospital a few days ago and I’m already throwing myself on the floor just to work out and do calisthenics and stretch. I got alot of friends and family who are constantly abusing the system because they are lazy. And now that I have to go on disability for a few months while I heal I feel so useless. Alot of disabled people tell me not to let it get to me and they understand my sentiments. It’s so crazy how many able bodied people chose to not work and take benefits from actual disabled people or temporary disabled people. So sad how society treats the disabled

[@broadcaster746]

I don’t dream of labor. I want to live peacefully, work on myself, cook, clean and care for my pets. This society deems “unproductivity” ie not working as “laziness.” But I believe people were meant to enjoy life. Not live for the weekend. I have sympathy towards your experience. Because if I was unable to work, I may feel differently. But every job I’ve had has sucked the life out of me. I have no true passions due to depression. No job that will make my heart “sing.” If I could live a financially stable life W/O working, I truly would. I told this to my family at 13 years old, and ten years later it’s still true. Im college educated, I like what I pursue. But if I could not work. That would be my dream. This is no shade btw. Cause I understand the value and importance of contributing to society. But at the same time, I cry everyday from what I have to do to just survive.

[@msrumedia5616]

​@@broadcaster746 "I believe people were meant to enjoy life" that is a fat ass privilege. IF you're over here living with your parents and/or getting your shit paid for this is a goofy way of thinking. Might be better to have your ass thrown in deep water with no life jacket and you'd probably surprise yourself with how much you're capable of. You're 23 and have no true passions which is normal but the faster you figure out what speaks to your soul/the reason why you were put on this earth the less depressed you'll be and then you'll actually start to living life instead of thinking like this and wasting away. You should probably start with volunteering - helping homeless people or people less fortunate than you at least. instead of just wanting your life to be a vacation. cmon now. then move on to see what your true calling is if its not helping/giving back to others not as privileged as you

[@qwomlee6058]

You don’t know if this person is able-bodied. Most disabilities are invisible, so please don’t assume.

[@Las645]

Because who wants to work? We get called lazy but working is so soul crushing. You get paid little just to work long hours. You have no time for yourself. If I didn't have to work I wouldn't. To many jobs you're replaceable.

[@brooklynforever1990]

“Diamonds on a doodoo stain!” 😂 but Aba is right priorities all messed up

[@Fortheloveoforthodoxing]

“ who cares what you think you don’t like eggs” im dying 😅😂🤣😂😂😅🤣

[@albertosingsattimes]

The astronuat dude is the type of guy you talk to at the party when you're trying to tell yourself you're not THAT drunk, even tho he's probably creepily sober, claiming he doesn't need alcohol to have a good time.

[@GlitchDotCraft]

Alcohol is poison anyway

[@albertosingsattimes]

@@GlitchDotCraft called it lol

[@GlitchDotCraft]

@@albertosingsattimes lowers your vibration and easily manipulated. Why would you choose to do that?

[@albertosingsattimes]

@@GlitchDotCraft oh you're being serious. I mean if you can't handle your booze, that's on you bud.

[@GlitchDotCraft]

alcoholism runs in the family, like a lot of people. @@albertosingsattimes

[@Korihiji-icefire]

The odd silences accompanied by the floor creaking is funny for some reason🤣

[@CommanderCodyChipless]

That astronaut guy is tier 4 level trolling. Honestly he's actually pretty funny too and is good at quick responses. Props to him hope he's doing good in life

[@victorcordova6715]

Found the astronauts KZbin account

[@CommanderCodyChipless]

@@victorcordova6715 coolio

[@Coco-xq7zh]

Naw

[@pepinyostep3592]

From the first word that came out of his mouth i knew that boy was trolling

[@jessicathomas73]

Tier 4? Base and stupid quite frankly

[@Kickboxingenthusiasts]

I’m always surprised how much I enjoy the button videos with you guys. I’d never watch it by itself but love watching your commentary on it

[@mannymushies5241]

Fr it’s only tolerable when there reacting to it

[@Aenygma_]

His dealbreaker is someone without a job. - I don't have a job. You don't have a job? - No. CLACK - YAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHH

[@YThates]

I feel like the floor aba and preach walks on is a character of it's own. The stomping and screeching asmr we get to hear expresses itself so clearly. The low, grumbly disappointment screeches really touches my soul.

[@zeeplanter63]

Preach stared on that BIG Girl like Yelena on AOT.. 14:32 😂

[@skidsofrenik4691]

Astronaut guy is pulling the Sam Hyde game 😂

[@KS-ds2hx]

Man, I love y'all! Y'all can be funny, deep, introspective, and laugh at yourselves at the same time. Please don't ever change. 😀

[@ashleyvaughn5213]

😆"When someone doesn't have a filter from their brain to their mouth" hit home. I try to work on that by not talking to people too often in person

[@SolidusSnake2]

I like what they did there Preach, says he’s not going to argue about breakfast then starts fake arguing about breakfast with Aba 🤣

[@giled9538]

Great episode of Aba n Preach. Love the way jokes in the beginning came back at the end to be funnier. Thank u for the work put in to this brand.

[@serious7179]

Omg yall kept me rolling so hard in this one 😂😂😂 from the attention seeking astronaut to the broke red pill dude to the wild screaming lady, I was dying.

[@anthonymartin5990]

I love when Abba riles up Preach its the best episodes. Yall need to do a podcast I wanna hear your stories!

[@melitajay]

19:04 "what's left? Fruits, nigga?" 😂

[@ThaArabScarab]

As a balding man I have to say it feels much better to be able to run your hands through a full head of hair

[@pigmasters3263]

9:10 “Diamonds On A DooDoo Stain” is a fire ass album title

[@Rexorazor]

Imma steal it.

[@MoonWalkerTexsRanger]

« I tried to sell it to a new station » This man is the litteral Nightcrawler 💀

[@jessieansell6168]

I appreciate y'alls variety in content, but these relaxed nonchalant videos are my favorite

[@BeyondCriminal]

14:14 bomborassclaat! wait deh.. Preach a jamaican?? Big up from JA❤

[@earnieboy54]

Haitian

[@thelogicalcaveman9139]

“So I saw someone get murdered last not… well not murdered attempted murdered” That’s a opening line from hell lol

[@GlitchDotCraft]

I tried my best

[@janedoee]

that floor creak be killin me🤣

[@killshot1604]

18:14 😂🤣😂 don’t come for my food when you seeing niggas across the room and wearing dresses😂🤣😂

[@Tconomics]

Just been on a KZbin wormhole, starting from your diddy videos. The bumbacleeet in this video had me dead out loud lol

[@KingDieselG]

Aba lost me with that “seen him from across the room” 😂😂😂

[@NoCopywriteSounds2]

Couldn't stop laughing at the breakfast debate 😂 Aba, you nailed it with your point! Who else found that part hilariously relatable?

[@HenryStihl]

😟

[@EventHorizon_3]

🙋🏾‍♀️😂😂😂

[@kailysamaniego852]

I did!! This shit won the video for me 😂 Then @1903: you can see Aba just start watching him go off. And his “Yooo breakfasts unite!” I rewound & rewatched it a few times cuz it had me dying. “What did you feel about the episode? Pancakes. That’s what he feels.”

[@WayzYs]

hilarious lmao.. and i agree with Preach lol: breakfast = Breaking fast Doesnt matter what you eat. Ive had full course meals for breakfast

[@halosmith8208]

same lmao!

[@kiml8800]

1:48 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 As a cashier I talked to all kinds .. the weird crazy ones are just people too

[@8all8at8once8]

That’s what I thought 😂😂…. Regular encounter😆

[@SanFran49erfan]

its always the funniest when Preach looks at Aba with just pure disappointment, lmfao.

[@Brotallicus]

This was one of the most fun and funny episodes in a while! Y’all need to serenade each other more 😂❤

[@D123-f9k]

I hope that first guy was trolling because if he’s legitimately that socially awkward it’s cruel to put him in the video 😂

[@theorderofthebees7308]

Have you ever heard of Skippy.

[@D123-f9k]

@@theorderofthebees7308 yes

[@owenleal]

​@@theorderofthebees7308 ah, the Skipmaster General. The true MVP of social disasters.

[@carlsagan2607]

@@theorderofthebees7308skippy is actually a terrible person

[@D123-f9k]

@@carlsagan2607 That is my impression as well

[@quintinx.3630]

That discord ad was crazy work 😂😂😂

[@UnwantedFoe]

15:07 Aba is a sucker for men across the room wearing dresses lol Waffles > Pancakes, syrup on pancakes is just messy but with waffles the syrup stays in the little shaped cups. Plus of course all the fresh fruit, whipped cream and whatever other toppings you want

[@blackfishbones]

wtf are u talking about

[@charmmesilly1000]

the breakfast debate had me crying lmaoooo. Aba you're completely right

[@RK-hu1qk]

14:08 the new Godzilla trailer is insane

[@PANDAXD001]

Damn. That one hurt me and I agree 😂

[@RK-hu1qk]

@@PANDAXD001didn’t mean to hurt you, but it’s true 😂

[@rhaynbowbritesb43]

No sir😂😂