Big Jay Oakerson - Truth or Dare - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

[@SpacemanXC]

I love how uncomfortable some of the audience members look. It makes the story so much better.

[@spencern11]

The crowd really sucked. I was howling at this story. If you look at the other videos with this specific crowd they are all very dry. Shitty crowd that night for a recording

[@hamooon]

Fishing Mishur actually doesnt seems like a bad crowd

[@hamooon]

Gio Santino lol awesome

[@kscoolhatch]

I was just about to say that, lots of weird facial expressions and floor gazing going on.

[@kscoolhatch]

@Joseph Pedulla if you go to a comedy show with a lineup like this and get offended maybe you should have stayed home. Ridiculous how you can’t find humor in this mans fantastic story telling, he isn’t part of the worlds most offensive podcast for no reason. Censorship is slowly choking out great comedy like this and if left un checked will leave us with no vocabulary or ways to express our human nature.

[@Mars_junior]

I've never heard such a good doorstop impression.

[@D4RKBRU73]

I always referred to this scene as an arrow hitting its target but i guess doorstop works even better for that : )

[@DannySullivanMusic]

lol awesome

[@tomik6537]

8:30

[@tom51202]

Doorstep? What's that mean?

[@redneckshaman3099]

I'm addicted to pigger nussy 🤠

[@KennySherwood10]

"but now my dads here" hahahahahahhhahahahahaha

[@linemanlovesyou859]

Dude I read these comments just as he said them 😂

[@gabriellaschweska2054]

JNades 10 he’s gonna by this place

[@famouskids3405]

I'm sooooooooooo late 💀💀 tell me more videos you enjoy watching plz 😂

[@michaeladay5227]

He's gonna buy this place

[@DannySullivanMusic]

wow lol niiice

[@justinc.3385]

“At 36, that sounds kind of aidsy” 😂

[@TheScottGillies]

AND it was @1:36

[@lickme-]

Yea I saw the video too, theres no need to quote a line.

[@BlottaMcTablets]

Check the reaction of the girl in the background when he says "real world 4, gangbang 8"..................... Shit hit home. For several reasons. As she's accustomed to.

[@boarhatfisher9701]

Not wrong though

[@DannySullivanMusic]

lolll nice!

[@HealthyAndrew]

I’m binge watching this guy. Can’t believe I’ve never heard of him before. Super funny

[@James-xj4ho]

Go to one of his stand up shows... his comedy is great and hes prob the best crowd work guy around. Always talks to the crowd. Big Jay is the best

[@Ffeoli1039]

@@James-xj4ho I agree. I've seen him twice and his crowd work might be better than most other guys bits. He kills it every time

[@tom51202]

I did the same thing when I first heard him lol. He needs more stuff out!

[@mcspud]

Me right now

[@ChrisTopher-vh8tu]

Same here! 😂 just 2 years after you! I’ve heard a bunch of comedians talk about him on JRE, skeptic tank, DTFH, flagrant, and a couple other podcasts. Joe and Ari talk about him a lot.. I’ve just never looked him up until now

[@krystal8812]

He has this “I am shy” girly look when he smiles or laughs it’s adorable 😂🖤

[@jamestrotter927]

Sometimes comedians find it important to be aware of the effect of laughing at their own jokes. I usually don’t mind it and it even adds to the performance, sometimes. Joey Diaz is a prime example.

[@moonrabbit9621]

@@jamestrotter927 exactly !! i love joey's laugh so much because it just sounds so genuine and because he uses it sparingly. makes the comedy just so much funnier

[@iLeon8250]

The hulkamania joke made me laugh so much!! I had to stop the video and cry!! 😭😭😂😂

[@StriplingJr]

Isaac Leon ME TOO!! I😂🤣😂 I couldn’t even look at the screen... mann

[@matthewhorizon6050]

I started hyperventilating. 😂 Big Jay is a monster!

[@dougwilcher608]

All I can hear in my head was the old Hulk Hogan entrance music playing.. I am a real American

[@DannySullivanMusic]

yup. totally, totally true dude

[@travismiller7596]

I truly appreciate a comedian who laughs along with his audience at his own story…

[@Brandon-ts1vh]

You’re probably great at parties

[@lolmouf]

"You will see, my dads here" MY FUCKING TEARS MY GOD HAHAHA

[@malinko35]

hes gonna buy this place

[@chad2831]

i couldn't breathe..too funny

[@DannySullivanMusic]

yep. precisely right

[@davestorm8819]

I don't know why he isn't way more popular.

[@vd5882]

3 years after you posted this and I still wonder. Gonna go with how crude he is with a lack of wholesome. Jay is great. Either that or some shit agents IMO.

[@matthewhorizon6050]

@@vd5882 Yeah, it is weird, because his comedy is universally liked. I've never heard anyone ever say he sucked.

[@Protectobot]

He's gotta be WAY popular with Kurt after that: basically the best compliment a guy could get from another guy lol.

[@ianreed8640]

Hes to real lmao worlds getting more and more sensitive

[@fsunolesfan889]

Big Jay Oakerson is my fav comedian I'm going to see him tonight in Indy. I've showed this video to my 15 year old brother to my 80 year old grandpa. Everybody I have shown it to has almost cried laughing. There should be no sensitivity towards comedy unless somebody is actually trying to be mean. If Big Jay was comedian in 80s he would be one of the top booking comedians

[@victorialoss3950]

She did her PATRIOTIC duty. GOD BLESS MERICA

[@stiffestpud4878]

One of the only classics I can rewatch every couple months

[@00brandonwilson]

"She's gang banging weekly sometimes taking on entire fleets of marines" I fucking died 😂

[@stephenroberts8642]

Lmao 😂😂😂😂 I'm in tears omg!! This dude does not give a fuck and I love it. Loved how he made it his mission to make the crowd just to feel uncomfortable as shit. Made it even funnier

[@nonskiwun]

stephen roberts he's mauling the crowd and you can see how funny it is to him lmao

[@HighestPrimate]

Big Jay is hilarious!

[@mattsuomala9133]

Logan HighestPrimate i

[@DannySullivanMusic]

i agree! totally true man

[@ginny1857]

Watched the video all the way through and then read the comments and had to start the whole thing over to see the redhead's expressions because that's all yall can talk about

[@pameladenise409]

Ginny Johnson I did too. Lol

[@chadgrov]

Ginny Johnson she's a hot chick with no sense of humour. Pretty standard, dunno why anyone is surprised

[@missshannonsunshine]

chadgrov and was smiling basically the whole time?? Not everyone is forever cackling. I laugh on the inside a lot

[@calledbythegrave9491]

She's having flashbacks lol

[@captaintattertot7547]

I see no red head

[@cliffordfarley30]

Hands down. Funniest this is not happening guest. All 5 were hilarious

[@matthewhorizon6050]

Yeah, this type of comedy taps into his strengths. He's a great storyteller. Not really a punchline guy, just a hilarious syntax.

[@shfgafdksljfgna]

This was the funniest story to this day. "Now my dad's here"... Boy did I laugh hard.

[@knit32kx]

The team effort with Curt part killed me bro. My face and ribs hurt from laughing so hard.

[@Timocracy]

The story - we've all heard something like it before, but the way he delivers it is brilliant; this guy is awesome!

[@BrycenotBrice]

When have you ever heard something like that story BEFORE!

[@DMDAUTOLLC]

Okay I almost spit out my drink when he said “she’s a real world 4, gangbang 8 you know what I mean.”

[@HumanGorillaHormone]

big jay is one of my favourite comics in the world. top 5 for sure!! too bad he isnt more popular so i could see even more of his material.

[@SpacemanXC]

Do you live in the middle of nowhere? Go to see him live! He's fucking great!

[@Kibbler69]

Watch legion of skanks podcast or his siriusXM show with Dan Soder.

[@HumanGorillaHormone]

Kibbler wow thanks a ton.. legion of skanks is amazing and only two episodes in.

[@judet2006]

Vanilla Gorilla ONE OF US ONE OF US

[@jesperhjensen1978]

+Vanilla Gorilla try his podcast "legion of skanks" it is really funny dude...

[@korlu01]

That level of laughing you get to where it hurts and it feels like you're doing an ab workout. That's where I'm at from this

[@mellownessuperstar2618]

My God... Big J is one of the best comedian, story tellers, EVER!

[@kaitlyngardner4478]

Imagine nailing a set just to have the people in the comments talking about a girl in the audience.... x

[@dre-afa]

Foreal, Jay a beast tho he knows

[@holographicbunny3297]

He didn’t nail this set any more effectively than he nailed the girl in question. Where’s Kurt?

[@nathanwhiting5475]

Imagine thinking he gives a shit what the people in the youtube comments are saying

[@DannySullivanMusic]

rofl great comment

[@poncho_x4410]

Big Jay is one of the funniest comics doin it right now man lol Gotta love his stuff!

[@D21UpstateNY]

Can't get enough of big Jay on this is not happening. Please keep him coming back

[@johnmchugh2833]

its great to see big jay making headway and getting recognition. he's a great story teller

[@phattony32]

Bacon Cheeseburger... that's what i'm gonna get.

[@AnnaZombi]

Fuck yeah. With onion rings.

[@datguy9408]

Fuck yeah

[@triplea3917]

OMG,YOU PEOPLE!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@missundies]

You made me hungry now.

[@xXPurpleLoliTranceXx]

And a mediums fat girl coke

[@dqkid84]

That was by far the funniest of these stories. Big jay is hilarious

[@mattlandry]

Man he is one of the best comedians of all time

[@clayrester9342]

it great to watch these old videos...

[@clayrester9342]

apparently, it took me 9 months to come back and rewatch this gem.... hahahaha

[@TheKorfish]

Post malone got jokes

[@Guccicurry]

Oooof

[@Latana2001]

David Sadowski yoo I was thinking the samething😭

[@jurj97]

Fuckin dead lmfaooo

[@nateone6632]

David Sadowski lame not at all

[@hnirobert]

pot roast malone

[@christopher2808]

I've watched this about ten times and it still cracks me up

[@Prodigysportsman]

5:40 the ‘90s kid in me lost it at “Hulkamania shirt”

[@note2owns]

Out of all of the "This is not happening" episodes this one is my favorite. I could watch it over and over...

[@SophiasSleepySounds]

this was funny asf because im coming down off acid and this dude is totally tripping. Its very comforting and look at this man his eyes and he's sweating ballzzzz

[@Gibbypastrami]

Is he? I'm trying to watch now to find the signs XD

[@Fifthelement203]

Yo this dude is freakingggg hilarious! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂😂😂

[@brandondavis5596]

“And then he looks at 2 fat guys with small docks and asked what do I do now?” Kills me every time.

[@brolyhollowfied3156]

9:48 I've never laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@drdozer]

"Bacon Cheeseburger that's what I'm gonna get" 🤣🤣🤣

[@johnjames535]

This is the best story on this show by far.

[@MCandela922]

Honestly this one probably made me laugh the hardest. I really been sleeping on Big Jay.

[@S.C.-wo8hq]

Listening to this in my headphones on a BART train and having a hard time containing my laughter.

[@catherinewilson4230]

I love the story. I laughed so hard I was crying

[@bigpmp883]

This man can paint a fucking verbal portrait, goddamn.

[@Wiberg2000]

This is the funniest shit i have seen in my life. Never seen this guy before. I'm a fan!

[@millertime6]

Omg I choked when he said “she’s taking on fleets of Marines.” 😝

[@tjepps4676]

Funniest “this isn’t happening” bit I’ve ever seen😂💀

[@CalliNightmare]

This made me feel so uncomfortable but yet so much joy at the same time 🤣

[@Epimpin101]

He's talking about Kurt Metzger... The comedian who did the Jehovah's witness story on this.

[@alexandermccabe556]

joe momma I thought so

[@thedoublechip]

joe momma How is the Jehovah's Witness story related to this?

[@Epimpin101]

The guy in this story with the big dick is Kurt Metzger, the comedian who told the Jehovah's Witness story.

[@JohnSmith-pp7ux]

Yep. Kurt Metzger is godfather to Jay's daughter. Jay is definitely talking about Kurt Metzger.

[@salvadordeleon273]

Hard to believe that guy has a huge one

[@nicholasschoonbeck6866]

"I swear on my daughter" & the end of this routine. I'm sure she's really proud of you.

[@SquirrelForce]

"You've had your appetizer." LMAO!

[@SgtMantis]

Am I the only one who was paying more attention to that breathtaking redhead in the crowd? Her facial expressions were priceless. At one point she was thinking about how she wasn't going home with the dude who brought her lol.

[@23AbnormalDubstep]

No, not at all. Was really high and only really focused on her, had to watch the video twice

[@h0lmie]

I couldn't follow the story. Fuckin hell

[@tommythomas6837]

Never noticed her till now THANKS lol.

[@Dan-es2br]

+SgtMantis I bet he regretted taking her there on their first date so much:D

[@korlu01]

She's literally one of the hottest girls I've ever seen

[@Dazen101]

The red head girl at 10:27 seems like this story is hitting some truth with her

[@jaimebanks5794]

I've been entertaining the same notion!

[@HawkyStudying]

I love the look on the redhead's face like thinking: "I was raised to not laugh at this but I can't stop it"

[@PeterLambert2211]

I love the uptight redhead girl in the back that looks so pissed off. LOL!

[@Darkmatter105]

Yeah she was in a few other videos. Every single one is her not laughing at all. Shame, shes hot as fuck. Prob a huge bitch.

[@southpaw817]

PeterLambert2211 yea a real tight ass. Seems like a ton of fun.

[@ayylmao6388]

probably the girl hes talking about haha

[@alexandermccabe556]

PeterLambert2211 not until the big cocks are mentioned then she's all teeth

[@gorrillawarfair]

you call her uptight but the only jokes she grinned at were the dirtiest ones. not everyone laughs at everything thats funny. sometimes a smile will suffice other than a retarded giggle.

[@wlp4368]

The two Mormon kids in the front row are priceless! Must be "two for one milk night"...

[@stylinsebastian7427]

They should call this show *Redhead Girl Ft. Big Jay*

[@TheScottGillies]

I think it's funny how much attention people give to some things.

[@XViTNg]

I relate to this story way too much. I played in lots of bands in my 20s and a few got pretty big. And girls like this were always there.

[@emmyblackbloodedqueen4030]

"Its like three grizzly bears eating a salmon" 😅

[@DrewHollenback]

This is one of the greatest stories ive ever heard.

[@daveyleeriot]

His Hogan gesture had me dead

[@thedude130]

One thing certainly never changed, that chain leading to no where 😆

[@GidenUltimus]

"cartoon cigar" was a personal highlight

[@jfeezee]

Big Jay! You are priceless my friend.! That's the funniest story I've heard in my life bro..! Keep up the excepional work

[@893loses]

imagining little kurt metzger in this story is destroying me

[@rainey53]

Me tooooooo! Hahah

[@joehuiras4955]

image Tom Metzger

[@zoezzzarko1117]

Big Kurt Metzger*** 😎

[@evanrasmussen6572]

Big Jay is SO underrated he is AMAZING!!!

[@jasonphillips4301]

My fav by him is the, when your balls are full standup.

[@jonhchorizo9555]

This is the funniest thing I've ever heard so far

[@KaminaUzui]

Im not gonna cheer for you, so stop 😭😂

[@matthewhorizon6050]

Indeed, the hulkamania shit nearly killed me.

[@jameswebb26]

This is one of the funniest things I've ever heard

[@happyhardcoreee]

I literally started choking on my Cheerios at 6:25 I knew eating cereal wasn’t a good idea while watching

[@maxiepattie85]

i watch a lot of stand up, always have I enjoy checking out new acts.... No lie I can never sit through all of their acts usually and never laugh out loud. I went back and watched this dudes whole act again laughing my ass off. But the real prove is that I think about his marital a lot lately, dude got in my head. That is a comic!

[@TrenTonStackZ]

Can't stop looking at the redhead... SO cute

[@royodemo]

no way she fucking sucks. wasn't laughing at all.

[@taylormilne1596]

Royodemo it is aaaaawwwwesome how uncomfortable she is on that date

[@spencern11]

Royodemo Haha thought the same thing. Hole didnt enjoy herself at all

[@TheorizingWithBen]

TrenTonStackZ I liked the blondie on the right side.

[@milwaukeejohnson906]

Ben Watts with the braid? omg she's gorgeous

[@intoxicary]

This youtube series is great. Keep them coming!

[@ronmiller5973]

Gang banging fleets of marines lol

[@JMarT96Dx]

one of the best story tellers and comedians period

[@David-R.]

10:45 that part LMAO

[@TheAnnihil8or]

Kurt Metzger is the Kurt in Big Jay's stories. Gotta love his humor too!

[@mikepope8986]

Lmao, I had to stop working to finish listening to this 💀💀💀

[@markdeitz7568]

red head chick in the first row is not amused.

[@markdeitz7568]

she came around after the first few minutes haha

[@ricomarez7834]

She's trying not to slide off her seat Big juicy Oakerson's crack ten minutes

[@cohhx]

lol look at her face at 10:42

[@PowerPuffGurl86]

Sunny Peterson, M.D. at all 😂😂😂

[@missundies]

@@davidpfeifer9489 you sound embarrassingly pathetic.

[@brandonshelby8499]

Damn my guy Kurt has some real friends 😂😂

[@gabriellaschweska2054]

This is the best story I have ever heard

[@valhalla1240]

"at thirty-six that sounds kind a AIDSy" xD

[@MrMP13]

Funnies This Is Not Happening set EVER. I've been watching these for days and Jay knocked this the fuck out the park! Kudos!

[@latenightrabbit]

Still the funniest one!

[@lisasalmon1675]

Bacon Cheeseburger😁😂😂 i Died and came back to life👏😁

[@sterlingforbes3872]

"sex breathing noises" OMG dying laughing....

[@dutchdettweiler]

been watching this for months and never sen this guy. hes hilarious. joey diaz style story tellin

[@Thrashlock]

That intro made me think my pc was about to crash.

[@TheNewFlesh]

Powerful big Jay! Strong season so far, hope there is more

[@recoveryworld8619]

"Can I have some? I wanna have some?"

[@bclr6843]

What makes this funnier is the ginger behind him that’s not laughing and is feeling super awkward

[@dustyelliott95]

The visual of Jay and Glen pile driving Kurt into a whore had me dying. Great story

[@misoguapo2946]

Everyone has to finish? Ok 😂🤣

[@FLJuJitsu]

We all have that one friend like Kurt.

[@Forthebirds73]

Bro the fat guy noises had me

[@dieselbreakfast]

Why do they hide these clips.....

[@missundies]

What do you mean "hide"?

[@michealburns8017]

They hate ari

[@jasoncaldwell0613]

Big Jay is the BEST