Big Wood - Hermitcraft Season 10 Episode 5

[@docm77]

Stream tomorrow. I have 6 3 year old rolling in for a birthday party. Wish me luck.😅

[@comicalsansms8238]

Wish him a happy 63rd birthday.

[@CoolAnagram]

Jesus 63? Docm77s plan for season ten is a retirement home, confirmed.

[@brainwizard8915]

Best of luck man. And happy birthday to little doccy

[@waynechuah187]

Have fun Doc

[@caseyk425]

Good luck!

[@epilogue10]

Doc: “And people call me the villian?!” Also Doc: “They will pay with their suffering.”

[@prabhav1788]

revenge is necessary

[@Hebdomad7]

Proportional retaliation is mandatory for enforcing peace.

[@nousernamejoshua1556]

"THE HOURGLASS" _IT HAS A REFLECTION OF FALSE_ THEY ARE GOING TO SUFFER. They either fill it with sand and get more time and yet: Filling it with more sand shows how filled with False's where we can Enjoy now this Catch 22 which is s metaphoric allegory. A meta,gory. 😊

[@BananaSama42]

"The tunelbore are complete foolproof" "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams

[@AlexQuill63]

I've seen a slightly simpler version courtesy of the Darwin Awards - "Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool."

[@JustinTheMid]

He’ll need to hire scar for dummy testing.

[@CStormakaCyberstorm]

Grian enters the Chat.

[@cjoin83]

"I have no idea how those fools managed to blow up the tunnel bore" That cracked me up lol

[@foxi13x]

​​@@cjoin83 "Just don't spam the note block" doc, my guy, you answered your own question

[@kamolzaaliite]

"I"ll start erecting the big wood" -Docm77 2024. That one had me rolling

[@Alice_Fumo]

One of his previous bases was after all the "Morning Wood"

[@Sebbe_Myhre]

💀💀💀

[@Silverpoplar]

''I got the biggest wood'' was the one that got me.

[@BruhMeme85]

"you're lucky this server is PG"

[@TheFounderUtopia]

I mean... "I've been handling big logs all week long" was pretty head-turning, too. XD

[@statelyelms]

Doc was SO sleep deprived this episode [ranting about how the boxer lost the dog competition to a corgi even though its tail was so perfect] "Anyways.. what?" "I would've but I was getting cats.. which are way more important.." "Cats? What is that?" Server: [collectively taking it casually, making little quaint stalls] Doc: [makes a build the height of the Burj Khalifa in the middle of the shopping district that looks right out of a supervillain movie] "I can't see stuff anymore, I can only see blue glass"

[@contrapasta2454]

It's not easy being green.

[@TopaT0pa]

Scar built Burj Khalifa this season :D

[@PurpleYetii]

Doc mining 21,000 sand just to get free sand from the hermits: "I used the stones to destroy the stones"

[@denkot442]

Им будет сложнее искать пустыни, так что копать песок станет еще хуже. Doc надо пройтись мировым поедателем по пустыням

[@HalfInt]

A clear sign that this is not about getting sand without the grind, it is about something way more intricate.

[@GuillaumePerronNantel]

Hitting two bird with one bird 😂

[@FrBipolar]

I like your profile pic

[@aleattorium]

​@@GuillaumePerronNantel perfect.

[@Gethinjones48]

“I have the biggest wood” -Docm77

[@GSBarlev]

"Big wood. That's what I'm working with." -Docm77

[@raikitsunagi]

"I'm gonna start erecting the big wood" -Docm77

[@jaki1876]

“Our balls are HUDGE!” - Docm77

[@S.m1cha3l]

"erecting the bid wood" -Docm77

[@CERISTHEDEV]

"We have gigantic balls" - docm77

[@AceOfFools]

The Hermits: "This season, we're going to chill, take it slow, maybe avoid megabases..." Doc: "Day one: mega farms. Day two: tunnel borer. Day three: wood monopoly. Day four: A GIANT FREAKING HOURGLASS IN THE SHOPPING DISTRICT. Day 5: Universe eater..."

[@monikakurtz5805]

Doc: This season's theme for me will be... REVENGE!!!

[@RylanRay-z2v]

Skizz: "Oh no, this build is too big, maybe I should scale it back" Doc:

[@vanam_]

lol fr

[@german_novotiable]

Honestly, he could have done it smaller. Looks bad in shopping area where small shops are. I would move this monstrosity from shopping area. Moreover, it's boring when he just grinds and uses schematic - no soul. I thought hermit decided to go slower this season

[@cathemeraltheenby6840]

​@@german_novotiableI think only the Hermits who felt burnt out and detached last season have decided to take it easy. Doc enjoys massive grinds, so he's continued to do what he has fun doing.

[@calcrafts]

I agree completely. It's way too big and feels incredibly soulless for a slower paced season

[@imsleeby2422]

⁠​⁠@@german_novotiableshops typically get updated and go bigger over time, and if there were genuine issues with docs shop being a megabuild it would have been discussed by the hermits in their own time. doc always builds big and grinds bigger and hes very much an integral part to hermitcraft- projects like these are pretty much his calling card. i disagree on the soulless aspect, which is partially due to artistic preferences but also i think its a generally insulting and unnecessary comment. hermits going slow is a personal choice. if this stuff from doc comes as such a shock to you, youre either unfamiliar with docs place in hermitcraft or havent been paying enough attention imo

[@akaittou]

I don't know why Skizz' current nickname for Doc being "Doccy Boy" tickles me as much as it does, but it's incredible. This man has no history with Doc, he doesn't know what he's gotten himself into

[@red5_skywalker]

I find it hilarious because Doc's online name for his kid is Doccy, so Skizz is accidentally calling him a child!

[@qwormuli77]

It's doubly good considering Doc is the oldest hermit on the server.

[@Nikkio722]

Just thinking back to what Grian said last season “This is Doc’s world, we just live in it”. Well, now it’s become a reality, like every single hermit is living on what Doc involuntarily provides them with.

[@killskull5562]

Wait for the creator of that saying to come with every shulker box that he owns full of Sand And buy some out of his entire stock and coming stock for the next perceivable future. 🤣

[@Trubbas]

Not exactly... without TNT-duping Doc would be the 'Crazy Shoveling Sand In The Dessert Man'. His builds are quite good but that TNT-duping could might as well been spawning in deepslate and diamonds (and deleting blocks in editor). Last seasons permit would probably just have been 10 blocks deep without duping. Not at all hating on him thou but I believe Etho/Tango/impulse/Cub (im forgetting someone) could've done the same if they were as keen on exploiting glitches and it kind of saddens me that that has become Docs 'shtick' .

[@DanielKelly87]

I feel sorry for scar who is ultimately the one who is going to be doing the actual sand digging

[@MarkOntreal]

oh my, this made me laugh haha

[@zoox20000]

Scar will scam someone else

[@brandonw5415]

if anyone can grind it all its scar, the madman collects thousands of resources then loses them in his chest monster just to have to collect more when he cant find them

[@sambuma]

He should just sell his sand for logs then everyone has to choose between shoveling sand or chopping logs.

[@duffstephens258]

Etho can teach him the joys of mining sand with TNT

[@buglord1]

Who all wants to bet that at one point this season Skizz and Beef are gonna fill the hourglass with salmon and water

[@d.d.5633]

It’s a good thing that sand sinks. 🙂

[@ArthurAtlas]

That would actually be an epic prank, it already looks like a big aquarium

[@pinaz993]

I will not take that bet.

[@Rogue_FiveR5]

They should get Scar in on it too.

[@jorissmal1769]

They did

[@RMNDolphy]

“anyways… what…?” destroyed me hardest i’ve laughed in a while

[@Bliffenstimmers]

25:15 anyways… what?

[@gabbymaybelle]

I come back and watch that part when I need a good laugh 🤣

[@Van-dq4sw]

Doc: I'll just buy out all the wood from Skizz and Beef's supply until they give up. Welsknight, building with mangrove and buying out the shop twice already:

[@Marialla.]

Mangrove is the WORST wood to provide! You get so few logs for such giant annoying trees with enormous roots that won't decay. Whoever got that permit got a curse not a blessing.

[@etepmaximus5886]

Welsknight is also done for the most part with his castle.

[@Booklat1]

buying out is the worst plan here, let them chop wood for no benefit while providing cheaper wood from farms

[@DugHeitz]

@@etepmaximus5886 Mostly done with the outside. The inside needs all the work.

[@ForeverDayGreen]

​@@Booklat1I think the idea is to buy them out so regularly that they can't keep up with supply and then complain to Grian so that he issues another Permit or makes Beef and Skizz sell theirs

[@Neriedar]

“Foolproof “ is a bit like waterproof, you put together a waterproof tent under a waterfall it’s gonna be soaking through. Grian AND Scar is simply a higher caliber of foolishness

[@Artemiska58]

I would like to nominate "You two are just lucky this server is PG" as the next best quote

[@discotechgaming]

In any other case I would agree with you, but it came to us in the very same episode as "Anyways...what?"

[@siliniaTL]

What does PG stand for?

[@Artemiska58]

@@siliniaTL parental guidance, it's a system of rules that decides what is appropriate to say in movies or shows for children you can have something PG13 for example which means it is appropriate for ages 13 and up and other degrees are i think 15+ and 18+, when you say just that something is PG It might mean it's rated G for general and that should be good for all ages I think. In this instance I believe Doc was saying they are lucky he is not allowed to do/say anything that would make the videos from the server inappropriate, like cuss them out or threaten them graphically

[@siliniaTL]

@@Artemiska58 oh its the PEGI system, ok got it thank you!

[@mrtoast244]

There are so many quotable moments in this video. Here are my favourites "Anyways... what?" "I'm not petty, I'm wise" "This is the most fair deal in Hermitcraft history" "Canadians fighting... GO!" -Docm77, 2024

[@Amlof]

You forgot "I have the biggest wood" and every other big wood pun

[@valdemarsimonsen9612]

How did you miss "biggest wood"?

[@jaysoncadano]

"I'll start erecting the big wood." around 39 mins

[@drmugg_]

"You are lucky this is a PG server" LMAO

[@Syres777]

39:13

[@CruddiestOFBuddies]

"I'm not petty, I'm wise." BEST statement ever

[@masonthelen7103]

He is both

[@berndarndt9924]

Doc is petty, though. And I am not sure the mad scientist docm is wise.

[@liquidsnowflake6115]

“I chop like a mad man, and I have the biggest wood… alright?!” 3:23

[@wolframstahl1263]

That's pure Doc! Shoveling 12000 sand to build a monument to never shoveling sand again.

[@Merguin]

Permits getting drawn... "aww.. blue glass.. nobody ever builds or buys blue glass ,such a dud..." Meanwhile.. Doc uses more then 10k Blue glass for a build... Man if that blue glass shop would have been up already :D

[@ArthurAtlas]

I think it's light blue glass that he used

[@collicou]

*Rant about TV show* "Anyways... what?" lol sleep deprived Doc has a lot in common with Scar

[@Zeldrake]

I love how Doc's response to picking up his strain of thought is to go on about another TV show xD

[@adamhayes4691]

Hermits: “You can’t just get sand without collecting it yourself” Doc: “Fine, you can do it yourselves”

[@morgan5941]

While hermits can source sand themselves, they are not authorized to trade it. Only the permit holder can. So only one person would be able to sell sand in exchange for wood from Doc.

[@Schyz]

@@morgan5941 Doc will buy any sand stock available, that's why he's mining diamonds with the tunnel bore. The difference between Doc and the rest of the hermits is that Doc is not doing it for the diamonds, he can outspend the rest of the server, Doc just want them to shovel.

[@finlaycameron4553]

@@morgan5941no, the permits are only for selling, not trading

[@Praying_Mantis3]

@@morgan5941 anyone can sell the permit items for anything.

[@Maethendias]

honestly am i the only one that doesnt mind sand? just get some torches

[@Jojahn]

Skizz threatening to undercut doc's prices is pretty funny, Doc's gunna farm wood. Skizz is chopping mangrove, by hand....

[@pangkouxiong1244]

There's some charm to the new guy's optimism. Doc will show him why he's the GOAT. Skizz will know "pain". 😂

[@GSBarlev]

Flashes of *Cheapslate* where Mumbo undercut Grian's prices to basically-free, Grian bought his entire inventory and then resold it in his shop at full price, leaving Mumbo with nothing.

[@adrianpaulochoa9825]

@@GSBarlev But Mumbo didnt have an infinite suppy of deepslate 😅

[@GSBarlev]

@@adrianpaulochoa9825 Right. So when Skizz can't keep up, he's going to have no choice but to go under.

[@CyberBlastoise]

​@@GSBarlevyeah but Doc can't resell the mangrove/Cherry Blossom so he can't pull the same trick

[@jerroldconnors]

"I even watched the freakin' Kentucky Derby" will make me laugh all season long.

[@jerroldconnors]

I'm not petty, I'm WISE. lol

[@sparklestar7852]

Time stamps?

[@caerysnyx]

Permits inadvertently turning the shopping situation into some kafkaesque bureaucracy with all the wheelin and dealin 😂

[@contrapasta2454]

Other bureaucracies become kafkaesque over time, inadvertently. The genius of Grian's plan was to accomplish that from the start, intentionally.

[@lewando7687]

"Anyway what?" And "I dont want to do anything" Doc is racking up the iconic quotes

[@Daniel-rd6st]

You know, when i heard that "Jailbirds" the first time, i heard "jailbirths", which to me also explained the Hermits reaction :p

[@Kiwimarauder]

I still randomly think about him "not wanting to do anything" way too often XD

[@Evan-ch3jc]

I love how doc didnt even include the portion of conversation with joe and beef about him owning joe hills. Joe said that he still owned his permit then doc said "but i own you"

[@parkerholberton4664]

Watching back in editing would be pain I wonder how much was recorded, that’s the funniest thing ever. The sleep deprivation. Coming here from Joe’s video is too savage and hilarious… right into Cleo, I can understand the emotions 😂😂😂

[@stelmaria-mx]

I'm so ready for Doc and his big wood!

[@Daniel-go6sw]

💀💀

[@I_like_sharks__0]

XD

[@husky0098]

Huh

[@An_arc_hy]

🤨

[@helmijjj]

Daddy Goat's big wood bonanza

[@discotechgaming]

Doc was prepared to sell mangrove wood in massive quantities, but he wasn't prepared for the ultimate roadblock: One Skizzly boi.

[@NickHempsey]

“I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people.” - Sir Isaac Newton This quote is basically Docs episode. “I can live in a swamp and break the game, but can’t be bothered with the madness of Hermits”.

[@Xigzagamer]

7:53 Beef- "look at the size of this shop, nobody's going to miss it!" Meanwhile Grian- (Almost builds right where the plot is in his previous episode because he missed it.)

[@TBRedford]

I was literally about to make the exact same comment

[@meow3343]

Doc took the "we can't dupe sand, because it will lose its value" to the next level😂

[@OrbitalLizardStudios]

It's hilarious how Big Salmon is supposed to be like the soulless corporate empire, but Doc is the one tying to coerce Big Salmon into exploitative agreements lmao

[@vanam_]

🤣

[@suede__]

Pretty sure Big Salmon is supposed to be like the Godfather.

[@garbagecaz]

Beef is just a messenger... You have no idea about the real Big Salmon

[@syberx22]

​@suede__ Codfather, I would say

[@OrbitalLizardStudios]

@@suede__Yeah you're right, and I should probably watch more of beef and skizz

[@Thereischeeseindeed]

Doc (last episode): I don't think I've ever used blue glass in my life! Doc (this episode):

[@itscollin1616]

Random idea, but what if when the hermit puts sand in the chest a hopper sucks it out and then dispenses half of it into lava or triggers a dropper full of junk items to burn. I think the reaction to a hermit grinding for sand just to hear it burn would be great.

[@kioni.unknown2059]

oh that's magnificent

[@sophiachalloner8951]

Beautiful

[@EetTheMeak]

Docm77: Benefactor of the Post Office. Supplying affordable building materials in a crazy housing market. Free education for the villagers who outfit the Hermits. A true Philanthropist.

[@mikekelly1771]

Interviewer "Doc. If you could have a wish come true. Anything. What would you want"? Doc "I just want to be left alone"

[@Nyerguds]

More Shrek vibes lol.

[@Hebdomad7]

Spoken like a true hermit

[@312551]

Sand.

[@oz8793]

Literally the fact that doc dug 12 thousand sand himself, just remind you how scary doc can be if he really wants to get revenge

[@Djchoruskid]

He also knows the other hermits are determined, as he found out when they completely filled his giant hole with a natural landscape

[@oaksparoakspar3144]

@@Djchoruskid That took like ALL the other hermits though - even those who had dropped out of S9 came back on to help. And Doc undid it in a day. It takes the combined efforts of the entire server to hold Doc at a stalemate.

[@Djchoruskid]

@oaksparoakspar3144 just saying. Its been done before where nearly all the hermits hopped on for 1 prank, it could happen again

[@Kiwimarauder]

45:55 The bunny permit and Etho riding disappointment, because that's all he's got - this episode was full of amazing interactions and quotes xD

[@BobFromAccounting-e1x]

"Anyways, what" ~DocM77, the G.O.A.T

[@NateVolker]

Doc out there in the swamp handling big logs all week long

[@Rentta]

Handling big logs all day, so he works at sewage industry or maybe he is the missing brother of Piper Perri :D

[@tj_bad_one]

Like this please, let’s push this to the top!! 😂

[@VoxNerdula]

Protect your plumbing, chop your logs

[@broski7792]

Beef and Skizz getting the remaining two log permits is hillarious. The story writes itself.

[@Daniel-rd6st]

There is technically still bamboo, right?

[@jjwang7597]

@@Daniel-rd6stbamboo I think is a gold permit, I can’t remember who has it tho

[@roryg8701]

i think bdubs has it@@jjwang7597

[@DruidScapes]

watch when the hour glass get half full Grain starts paying Doc with his own sand from the hour glass.

[@denkot442]

Yes i was thinking same

[@susantummon3463]

"Oh no, something weeeeiiiird just happened. It appears doc's hourglass has got a crack....better clear up the sand..."

[@CubeInspector]

The hourglass lagged

[@RMNDolphy]

“oh no to server lagged some sand into my inventory”

[@fghsgh]

tbh in this case it feels like that would be especially useless, the work in getting sand is just shoveling it, so might as well go shovel it somewhere productive also feels to me like it defeats the purpose to _place_ the sand in the hourglass in the first place, because if the work is just in shoveling it, you basically have to do the work all over again if you want to use it, but then that is probably going to be a relatively minor amount of sand compared to the vast wealth Doc will amass, just to show off

[@Spectervamp1]

Love that you kept the part with beef giving you copper to help out; just goes to show all the little rivalries on the server are for fun and at the end of the day you are all a bunch of good friends who love hanging out

[@Nebagram]

7:55 'look at the size of this shop, nobody's gonna miss it!' Grian: *and I took that personally*

[@Aleksandrus12]

As Doc makes a all-in-one wood farm, he should put a deal of type: "For every shulker bought of wood X, you get a shulker of wood Y for free. Where Y are woods types sold by Big Salmon" Permits gives you right to sell stuff but nobody mentioned on camera that you cannot give out stuff for free ;) (Edit: I am saying this jokingly)

[@narlano05]

now thats an interesting loophole :)

[@emilyscloset2648]

Free is still selling

[@Katharina-rp7iq]

​@@emilyscloset2648no, it isn’t, you can gift things as you like. Businesses that are not allowed to sell beverages can still give them as gifts.

[@bobosaurus331]

@@emilyscloset2648no it isn’t

[@OakPotatoo]

​@@bobosaurus331 sell for 0 diamonds

[@sergeantsarcasm7]

"Anyways, what?" That entire conversation is such a mood. Docm77, my spirit hermit, lmao

[@MrAlextravaganza]

The owner of the blue glass permit gonna see the hourglass and cry.

[@CrystCrunch]

Etho and Doc are co-owners remember

[@J_Squatch]

Doc becoming the antagonist of the server AGAIN was a free space on my bingo card.

[@paxielle]

Skizz fits in so easily, it feels like he's been playing on hermitcraft forever

[@Taolan8472]

He has the natural ability to see the comedy in almost any interaction and it lets him bounce off anybody with quips. I first encountered him in his collabs with Impulse and his solo stuff is great.

[@andrisbalodis2222]

Also Joel. Both are great.

[@Sock-Monster-Simian]

Seriously. I swore he already was (probably because of Imp & Skizz).

[@paxielle]

@@andrisbalodis2222 I think it is a bit more awkward and interactions are not as natural. Like gem and pearl at first but look at them now

[@junoantaresofficial]

Skizz has known a lot of the hermits for years. He was on the legacy server, he joined the hermits that went in 2016 (I think) to either a minecon or vidcon (I can't remember). A couple years ago they played a massive amount of Among us with a bunch of hermits. Not to mention all the Life series that he has been part of. He's been in the same circles as them for a long time, so for a lot of the hermits they already know him or at least of him. That takes off a bit of the newbie edge. He's such a people person and so natural at comedy. Even if he doesn't know them, he's excited to get to know them and good at getting them to relax and get to know him too. I want to see him interact with Keralis and Xb. I feel like his chaos would go well with the quiet mischief of Xb and Keralis would match his energy so well.

[@davidelrizzo]

Other Hermits: this season let's just interact and build pretty starter houses Doc: The server will bend to my will and pay for denying me sand dupers!

[@houseofmeza]

Skizz's chaotic good nature was such a great addition to the series :D

[@andyjabez9780]

Especially in contrast to Doc's Lawful Evil persona

[@euler4273]

I would not be surprised if Doc ended up shovelling more sand just for the hourglass, than he will get back from the shop throughout the rest of the season

[@GforGForce]

Doc can admit that he’s insane, but he draws the line at “petty” 😂

[@Xacris]

that wood shop is amazing! I can't wait to see it filled with all the sands of Hermitcraft

[@anand8901]

Season 9- Hermits: U can't dupe the sand Season10: Doc:ok now u buy the most used resource with sand (physical and psychological atk at once)

[@666wurm]

I was watching Welsknight. And saw this insane build growing in the background wondering what madman would pull that off. Doc. Of course.

[@segevstormlord3713]

I want to see Cleo's perspective on this, now, when Doc starts pacing back and forth while ranting. :D

[@joyrose7304]

The corgi thing never fails to make brake down cry-laughing no mater how many times I watch it! XD

[@antman7673]

At the pace this is going. Docm just gets 50% of all sells and provides 100% of all materials.

[@BlahCraft1]

Wood shop: Supposed to be cooperative between multiple Hermits. Wood shop: Has Doc's logo on it, even though he's sharing it. Idk Doc, but I think you're in your villian arc.

[@t0rya]

Weird you only started thinking so now

[@quaruke9489]

Oops i placed a block.... in your tunnel bore... breaking it.... just now repeatedly. ~skis and beef... probably

[@duyoazzaisin]

To be fair Doc is the one who spent literal *days* gathering all of the materials except for the copper and built the entire shop so it's only fair he gets to put his logo on top...

[@ahnte]

Doc is ALWAYS in his villain arc and we love him for it

[@davidmcdonnel4831]

Everyone else is in their villain arc. Doc is a fair and magnanimous individual.

[@myra5546]

43:43 Ngl, this is the cutest I've ever heard Etho speak, and it's making me feel weak 😭

[@benrex7775]

I didn't notice when watching it. Thanks for highlighting it. It was indeed cute.

[@contrapasta2454]

This episode is another fine entry into the 'reasons why Doc builds another space laser'

[@sophiachalloner8951]

ANotHer?!

[@KingDastrous]

40:19 “man, that thing kicks a-…. kicks serious butt..”

[@bobasaur5324]

Im not ashamed to admit 'big wood' made me giggle Edit: i always thought it was stupid when people say "OoH LoOk 1K LiKeS" but i get it now lol. Its not even a good comment lol.

[@emerson7589]

I saw the notification and gasped lmao

[@mawoh3027]

Nice. Now we need to get this comment to 69 Likes.

[@why3994]

I don't see what's funny

[@mawoh3027]

"Wood" can bei another Word for penis

[@GSBarlev]

​@@why3994Language barrier or are you just stiff?

[@pesegolsson]

that hourglass is magnificent, i watched X saying that the hourglass maybe should be made the centerpiece of the shopping district and that all other permanent shops could surround it rather than be spread out... and i agree with X it is an eye catcher...

[@durjam3734]

did he say that on a stream? just curious cus I don't remember him talking about it on am episode

[@dragone7897]

@@durjam3734yep, on today’s stream

[@pesegolsson]

@@durjam3734 yeah it was on stream earlier today...

[@ironlithum]

Big wood is where it’s at!!!

[@Mega_Xenomorph]

Took me a minute to realise the FULL metaphor of the sand timer. They're filling the sand in when they want wood AND THE TIME THEY TOOK FARMING IT. Talk about the GOAT

[@ca.b.92]

Grian and Scar blowing up the bore was a simple issue with a "team efford": One clicked the noteblock once, and the other did not notice that, and clicked the noteblock again just after the first click primed and befor it was launched foreward. So it really took the combined power of both.

[@hazelhazelton1346]

Sooner or later one of them would have decided to see how fast they could make it go. It was always doomed. ^.^

[@Junta1867]

Doc’s story this season is really going to be amazing to watch. Everything will be bigger and better than “the good guys” they will bow down to him wether they know it or not. All we need now is moody flashbacks to what led him down this path of sandy domination.

[@koenbrink]

People will look back at Doc this season as the villain they grew to understand ;)

[@GSBarlev]

People calling Doc the villain reminds me of Pearl in Double Life-neither of them is out to get you (but they're better on your side).

[@neonom1024]

yeah, he's not insecure at all.

[@Anticaat]

for some reason, i see ren somewhere in doc’s story lol

[@Junta1867]

@@Anticaat if the king and the goat team up nobody will be safe

[@Shmeezin]

The best quote of the entire vid is at 49:55 “I devastated every savannah in the world *maniac laugh*” had me laughing like crazy

[@Trident_Gaming03]

"I'm not petty, I'm wise, and I'm teaching you guys" - A very petty man

[@Nebagram]

It's becoming increasingly clear that this season, GOAT stands for 'Grind, Optimise, Automate, **Them**'.

[@bunyan4.20]

The fact that Doc ends up having to sale wood with Skizz and Beef is the freaking best and so dang funny Goatfather working with Big Salmon LOL

[@justarandomguy2424]

Sleep deprived doc is already one of the greatest thing to happen on this server!

[@darelh1348]

The conversation between you, Cleo, Joe, and Beef was hilarious, I'm crying. That "Anyways... what?" is iconic.

[@Rogue_FiveR5]

Etho "Nobody uses blue glass", Doc "Bet"

[@andrewmasonwerdna]

The fact ethos said he'd give you a mailbox last HOLD HIM TO IT HAHAH!

[@contrapasta2454]

He could make him build it in BFE at the end of the season after Etho has long forgotten how to build them, then send him 12 bamboo.

[@aramere3650]

The theme of this season is fittingly enough summed up by a German term: Schadenfreude - pleasure derived from another person’s misfortune So far, Doc is trying to dish it out to everyone, but in the end it all backfires on him. Schadenfreude doesn’t pay, Doc 😂

[@zerid0]

Don't be mean to Cleo Doc. Be the better hermit. I say if she needs villagers, you should help her get some. Get her aaaaaaall the villagers. Lots of them. Flood her base with villagers so she may have all the villagers she could ever need and never run out.

[@plantcraftie4141]

No, it's extremely rude of Cleo to steal those villagers. It's as difficult for Doc to get them as Cleo. There is no "engineering" those villagers. It's just breaking lecterns over and over again to get the right trades. IIt's really a time consuming process. I would be furious too if I was him. If I was Cleo I wouldn't even THINK of stealing someone elses villagers. I truly don't get why she did that.

[@DrkJazzmyne]

🤔They don't have to be alive villagers....he did show his zombievillage spawnproofing technique. He could flood the inside of her base with zombie villagers.. Zombies for Zombie Cleo?😊

[@aidenbrown7458]

⁠@@plantcraftie4141the joke is to be petty about it, and to monkey’s paw it, make her regret ever taking them

[@AvidEric]

Nope, she deserves punishment for stealing and then cover it up with stupid claims. They weren't hers and taking them was wrong. She can't always get away with shit as she typically does. She took the shortcut by stealing them while others did all the work. If you've spend day after day for a week from morning to late in the night to get all book trades for good prices you know what a major affront that was of hers. That's just not ok. She should have to bring all of them back including all the books she already took from them and then get a punishment on top.

[@valdemarsimonsen9612]

​@@plantcraftie4141I don't think you understood what the comment was all about

[@Command_Witchery]

He knew exactly what he was doing while titling this episode

[@TGo-n-Roscoe]

Dude, that looks so cool.

[@AFake_Human]

Being a mindcrack viewer, hearing Etho, doc and beef (just missing bdubs) is really nice. Nostalgia.

[@micky2594]

You play minecraft like a total psychopath. I mean this in the best way possible of course, but the tunnel boars and the millions of mangrove trees you've farmed? What in the WORLD. Completely mad. Keep up the good work.

[@jasperkohn6628]

Report cleo to the authorities for selling beverages without having a permit and steal her book permit😈🐐

[@tacitakoe5004]

There's so much about this giant hourglass build that wigs me out, but above all else is the fact that from the way Doc is putting it - it sounds like he is going to be selling logs for sand FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE of filling up the hourglass. Like... what?

[@serealll]

Doc, doing his own thing, making “enemies” and threatening war so early in the season…. I’m SO excited for Docs revenge!!! I love how he doesn’t let anyone walk all over him!

[@MSR_666]

Doc, you are not a villain. You are not a hero. You are a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A Dark Knight.

[@HSuper_Lee]

Nah, he's a super villain. He has presentation.

[@Wilderness-Autorka]

I'd rather say he's an antihero

[@GuillaumePerronNantel]

He is the hero of the proactive lazy, those who are too lazy to grind getting something for 20 minutes manually so they take a few hours designing and building a farm for it to do it automatically 😂

[@BiGG_X]

25:15 The moment "The Grind" broke the Giga-Goat 🤣 WHAT? LMAO

[@FaeChangeling]

Honestly the hourglass might be one of my favourite Hermitcraft builds. It has such a good fantasy gothic vibe, it looks amazing and it's given me some inspiration for my D&D game.

[@annaherbst8670]

22:45 Haha Doc, you big softie, moving over for Grian like it’s nothing, brushing past it, you can’t fool us! (says the person who didn’t notice until after the last episode that all the contracts said “half the ***DIAMONDS*** i make”)

[@LeaveSteve]

they said "earnings"

[@chatoncay]

Cant help but compare Doc getting angry about not being told about his villagers and Joe not being told about the Big Wood meeting......

[@zanewright9686]

I love the chaotic and very tenuous relationship between doc and the salmon gangsters at the top of the log food chain - serious power struggle should lead to some hilarious developments

[@sc0rch3d]

i'm using the tiny bore RIGHT NOW to get the hole ready for the mammoth bore! Can't wait to use it. :) That hour glass is just jaw dropping. I saw it last night on Twitch when some other Hermit was streaming. So cool.

[@am7846]

This episode should be titled "Doc vs the World", I was rooting for Doc the whole episode, for every 'discussion' he had ! The hourglass looks Amazing, and it will look better as it slowly fills up ... with sand 😊

[@lang1319]

doc be like: looks at this huge hourglass I made, now time to fill it up with the pain and suffering of the other hermits, that had me laughing so hard! I loved it also that hourglass, definitely my favorite build on the server so far. It's just amazing

[@MrKubape]

Just got the idea of calling the shop "morning wood" and building a redstone mechanism with daylight detector causing the doors to open only for a short random period of a few ticks making wood shopping expierience a daily event on the server 😂

[@benrex7775]

He had built a huge tree called morning wood in his single player world before. It's been a while though.

[@nikk-named]

42:47 This is how you get creatives to be friends with you! One compliment to their creation (in this case, the awesome tractor) and boom: Beef shifts from hostility to the energy of a child who just drew a new picture with crayons. I love it!

[@kookooiam6034]

Doc is seriously under appreciated for all he does for the community!