Biggest Problem

[@Gods_God]

"To be Ferris Bueller...." missed The punishment for a missed TBF should be that Dick has to eat a spoon full of horseradish at the start of the show... with the soundbite included, of course.

[@KingEurope1]

Relistening to the original Biggest Problem makes me appreciate Vito even more for his ability to riff off Masterson and tell jokes instead of just reading out stats from The New York Times and recounting CSpan.

[@dakotaisgreat]

Vito is fucking insane no matter the situation he will find a reason to absolutely not physically lift a finger. It's really funny but it's genuinely interesting.

[@mysticmarbles]

Vito: I’m sick of all these crossovers. Also Vito: Buy my comic where he goes around killing Sailor Moon and DC superhero knockoffs.

[@ericm1839]

Beardless Dick somehow looks 12 years younger

[@DrEgonCholakian]

And his face somehow looks 12% smaller

[@_Mr.Black_]

His face looks older and younger, bigger and smaller. It's a paradox! It hurts my eyes I can't look

[@Zennsunni]

He has a “tiny” face 😂

[@JJ-xw8sv]

2:01:57 Show highlight 5:50 Show starts (7:04 Maddie Loses) 7:57 The elephant in the room (9:42 The other elephant in the room) 11:00 Intro 11:38 Last week's winner (12:56 No Vote It Up ˙◠˙) 14:15 Viewer comments 15:28 Viewer comment: swill milk 16:41 Viewer comment: popcorn/Vito Loses 19:06 Viewer comment: scholarly debate/black women 21:09 Viewer comment: Critical Drinker 22:16 Vito stalls for 90 seconds 23:47 Problem: Not Enough Hitler Movies 35:06 Problem: Awareness (40:18 42:28 43:35 Three big issues) (44:13 Weird raids) 49:10 Problem: Fortnite 56:51 Problem: Fake Fly-Open Shorts 1:01:09 Vito Loses/Vito can't walk 1:05:07 Wrap-up of problems 1:06:32 The worst voicemails BPITU has ever had 1:08:54 Voicemail: Defending people slandered as groomers 1:14:38 Superchats 1:20:06 Vito supports his boys in Ukraine 1:22:12 Clippaverse (1:24:10 Have you read Isom?) 1:31:06 Sports/boxing 1:34:05 Critical Drinker (1:37:10) 1:39:52 TBF 1:40:39 Scholarly debate/black women (1:42:07 the debate starts) 1:46:00 WATP 1:51:17 More Clippaverse vs Isom 1:56:26 Someone got messed up by an old lady 1:58:59 Black woman debate fallout incoming 2:00:25 Maddox sings (2:01:57 Singing starts)

[@janinecat1865]

1:39:52, Vito is tricked into saying "To be Ferris"

[@revbazooka]

thanks hero

[@malagasymaky1090]

You're a genius

[@RustyHangNail]

If Vito just constantly swings his arms and claps while sitting he will elevate his heart rate to help shed pounds

[@SebClassiX]

Playing as Rambo in CoD Warzone was the best. Hearing classic voice lines, defeated players whining, and seeing yourself as Rambo fly off in the chopper after that sweet dub... Good times.

[@carcrashjayson]

This loser paid 20 bucks for a video game skin

[@reebdoog1337]

I loved to /emote (floss™) over your body with my (USD$3.99) Thanos skin after I sniped you from my building. Then I made POG face!

[@42tai_]

How does Vito manage to have a good problem and gives the worst examples?

[@darthdragonborn1552]

Cuz he’s retarded

[@MrAmirkedar]

the pre-show animation and voice over is amazing

[@carcrashjayson]

19:57 There's no interjecting in organized debate anyway.

[@pacificthrenodies7950]

The revelation about Vito’s feet answers so many questions and gives the extra weight a catch-22 element. If you can’t move around you gain weight, the heavier you are the harder it is to move around, especially with this kind of tread / foot issue. Bro, see your doctor and ask for a referral to a physical therapist. Sole inserts aren’t gonna be enough if what you’re describing is true.

[@DarkNookShop]

ISOM's super power is the ability to be on time.

[@dandastardly2792]

"X" Doubt

[@pepefrogstein845]

Change the smoke detector batteries

[@TimPool.BeanieCivilWarlord]

Unpossible.

[@roberthancock7679]

Mel Gibson needs to direct the hitler movie

[@stoi_]

We should return the 90s era of character design and integrity for games like Mortal Kombat. You know the good ole' days, where new characters were just old characters with a single color palette swap. Oh you liked Blue Ninja and Yellow Ninja did ya? Well GREEN NINJA is what happens when you mix blue and yellow! Yeah, I'm ok with Robocop in a dumb fighting game Vito, GFY.

[@ericm1839]

I think the world went to shit ever since a "raising awareness" grift. My girlfriend at the time got in a huge fight over the Kony2012 thing because she really bought the whole message and got mad at me when I said "wait, if his whole thing was raising awareness, why would he sell you a bunch of posters for $40 instead of just giving everyone a pdf file to print at home?"

[@prickles21]

Are we gonna get weigh-ins with Vito vs Maddie? If the dog loses weight faster we mock him.

[@RealNovgorod]

TO BE FARRIS BUELLER? Are you kidding me??

[@dalethedippa5822]

Vito, *health advice from the top of my head*

[@HerzogVonMartian]

A Hitler movie where they don't show you it is Hitler would be a great movie. Don't reveal Hitler as Hitler until the Beer hall Putsch or even until he becomes Reichskanzler.

[@johnnyolson258]

It's insane how much effort Vito puts into his attempt at seeming self aware about his weight while simultaneously describing how delusional he is. If he'd put half as much effort into actually losing weight he'd be within shooting distance of a normal bmi and keeping his heart alive past 40

[@malagasymaky1090]

Dick looks like a cross between a baby Andy Kaufman and Willem Defoe in The Lighthouse.

[@Zennsunni]

🤣

[@thethinkingcatakaneonormie3527]

Vito should have a 2 days a week holiday free of threats in an alien environment as I eat more healthy when I'm not at home

[@takethesnakeroberts5723]

Vitos problems go together, why can't I be Hitler in video games.

[@ImperialFool]

I thought vito was like 6' how the fuck is he a 2xl @ 260. During the winter when I topped out at 270 I was still too small for a 2xl. Does he have zero muscle mass?

[@chzbrgr123]

I mean... cant you see him😂

[@colors6229]

1:39:50 Really well hidden "to be fair"

[@janinecat1865]

Those sideburns make your forehead look so much bigger

[@JohnnyBurnes]

55:00 I agree with Vito. Too many crossovers, but if CoD kept it's WW2 theme, they could've had John McClain vs Hitler...Which should happen.

[@justoldjoe9328]

"I am the greatest man in the world" song is now my ringtone.

[@benshaw2341]

The term vito is looking for is supination. My right foot it very supinated....and I just completed a 20 km hike. Stop complaining.

[@dkktodai1515]

SCHICK MASTERSON

[@42tai_]

Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry™ series

[@hdattila]

MAX is the Young Hitler movie you are looking for. Not exactly sympathetic, mostly fictionized, but a really interesting take.

[@a_yanki]

Vito's foot problem is real and it's called over-supination, I have dealt with it for years. The best way to correct it is hip mobility stretches before walking, Vito should try yoga or even hit up a pilates class with Diq. Watch leanbeefpatty's basic mobility video and just do the first half like four days a week. I guarantee you'll feel better. I started from fat and depressed and was able to run a marathon in six months.

[@AnonCitizenxx]

Vito only deserves the worst in life.

[@darthdragonborn1552]

Vito thinks everyone would go see a Hitler movie after all his buddies tried to cancel a fucking joker movie with fear mongering lmao

[@Nathanatos22]

So I wasted two minutes researching it be sure, and yeah-it’s pronounced “bio-pic” (not “bi-opic”)

[@FrogTony]

just pull the hairs out 1 at a time!

[@HerzogVonMartian]

Oskar Schindler was 6 foot 4 inches, had a big massive head with strong stoic features and yes he was a bit fat, that is why Liam Neesson played Schindler. But Vito is right that Liam Neeson is a skinnier version of Oskar Schindler.

[@Cdz9000]

It always fucks with my head when a dude shaves off his mustache. It just looks off.

[@kinglarry3727]

Charlie Masterson

[@Jombo1]

People are definitely going to blow this episode out of context when they want to cancel Vito.

[@skcrw252]

The walk thing is real, I have it too and i'm not fat - parts of my feet have really thickened skin due to blisters also - but you can totally improve it you just walk more and get OK shoes

[@thejimd]

They could do the Hitler biopic like that Bob Dylan movie and have a handful of diverse actors play Hitler throughout the different time periods.

[@darkentheday9655]

Vito's hitler movie idea is trash, what we actually need is a comedy movie with the most stereotyped characters of every race with a hitler straight man. Have the end with him stuck with the most obnoxious germans in a bunker or something.

[@hdattila]

Honestly, that is an amazing idea. The ending really brings it together.

[@Zennsunni]

That would be funny

[@MannyMuskets]

I actually like the weird waiting animation

[@MannyMuskets]

Beardless Masterson looks slightly better than Masterson The Gray

[@jthompson1327]

Loved the Gantz manga. The anime one skipped most of the plot

[@RemiliaVampire]

They added an instagram influencer to Final Fantasy mobile Lol 51:00

[@Lancelot_Lewin]

TBF ALERT: 1:39:57

[@_Mr.Black_]

Dick has watched Gantz, Akira, and Evangelion? Damn. That's cool.

[@theclawyaww3740]

A closeted weeb

[@JohnnyBurnes]

Ah Eva. For when Gantz isn't f'd up enough. :/

[@janinecat1865]

What next, Redo of Healer

[@ReubenModeXXX]

​@@janinecat1865Fire Punch makes them all look like Blues Clues

[@janinecat1865]

@@ReubenModeXXX Live

[@ryan.harvill]

I have to go audio only. Dick is looking too much like Dave Coulier for my taste nowadays.

[@jareds8729]

its so weird how the nerdrotic guy keeps making videos about disney/marvel telling bad stories, yet he keeps wearing rippaverse shirts

[@theclawyaww3740]

Sound of deeznuts

[@kitzkaz3238]

Japanese Pizza has mayo and corn often.

[@futuredeadguy8661]

Hell. Chinese Pizza Hit had a wine rack. F Vito

[@NogGonnaMakeIt]

Same with brazilian macaca pizza. So gross

[@kyosefgofa]

5:51

[@joshuaperry4112]

Vito, listen to LindyBeige talk about Napoleon. He makes your point - Napoleon was scummy and he gets a movie.

[@goatymcgoatface3575]

That debate has to be fake

[@fuzznut25]

Vito doesn’t like fun in games

[@smileydoods7476]

Go veto go bringing up mk an no ninjas

[@dandastardly2792]

This is empowering

[@Captaininsano-nr7bo]

If you want me to open for the biggest problem give me a hell yeah

[@ThomasJakeIsTheMan]

1:08:20

[@straybeans6561]

I got Dick was that joke

[@BobGeanis]

Call of duty has fallen from grace. First was the stupid titles then weapon skins

[@HerzogVonMartian]

1:25:33 I disagree with Drax Herrera here. There are tons of great films based on true stories. The Hurricane Chopper Dog Day Afternoon Zodiac Rain Man The Pursuit of Happiness Ray Catch me if you can A beautiful mind 12 years a slave Titanic (jk it's too long and overrated imo) Schindler's list Good fellas Apollo 13 Wolf of Wallstreet The Pianist The Aviator Mohammad Ali Cinderella man The Last King of Scotland there's plenty of great ones and there are ones I dont like but you might that are quality just didnt do it for me I guess.

[@ElCombusto]

This countdown rules

[@basementbrotherscollectibles]

This was not a good show…meming ISOM…again, groaning about Sound of Freedom and anti-PDF Files, and Vito’s regular bad takes and lazy fatness…I was bored…

[@ryancrocker8316]

Watching all the right wing shillers hock this movie is obnoxious.

[@MCHellshit]

Literally turning into sjws but with pedophiles in place of nazis

[@basementbrotherscollectibles]

As opposed to the left-wing shillers hock their 💩 films?

[@stokethegreat1549]

My comment keeps getting removed for some reason. You can prove the truth about adrenochrome on the NIH website lol. You guys seem to dismiss SOF simply because you don't like the people involved. That's just wack.

[@vito]

What's the NIH

[@stokethegreat1549]

@@vito an official government website. I thought this comment was removed. Seriously, you guys should look into this stuff, seems like you are baselessly saying false false false.

[@stokethegreat1549]

@@vito you can literally buy the stuff. chemeurope has insight on it as well. there's some old studies and new ones now that corroborate anti-aging,healing properties and the psychadelic aspect. F Q Anon, don't buy that noise, but there's some truth = adrenochrome is most potent in young children 0-9 - how scientists discovered that one, yeesh.

[@stokethegreat1549]

@@vito lastly, I will just say, the movie didn't even talk about adrenochrome, but when I heard you guys say it was fake, I know a lot about it and you guys just don't seem well informed. sorry to say.

[@georgeptolemy7260]

What should i google to find out about the people who control the world?