Biggest Problem in the Universe

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As Bezos and Zuckerberg take over the planet, you may be asking yourself, are they truly doing this for our best interest? Or are these maniacs gaslighting and lovebombing us like a helpless woman? At least the crown act means we can wear whatever hair we want when slaving away in the Amazon mines. And the somaform will keep us good and sexless, for the good of the asexual revolution. VIVA GOOGLE!
Dick's Problems:
Laws That Make You Lie
Asexuality
Vito's Problems
The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords
Asexuality
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[@petty5709]

"I don't know how to keep living on this Earth," -Vito, after voting for this to happen.

[@ericm1839]

I need to sue that strip club because all the strippers love bombed me into spending all my money

[@itsameyoshio]

"I'm starting my own law firm, Dreads & Locks" - I LOL'ed

[@nicbates]

Omg. I fucking cried I laughed so hard at this damn episode. I've been married 11 years and am only now realizing WTF I've never been love bombed and it's bullshit. Being love bombed sounds awesome. Where's my gifts and shit? Now I'm depressed and need two slices of cheesecake. Thanks fellas.

[@BiggestProblem]

Haha yes

[@stormtroopavk81]

It's not just white women who touch hair. I have a huge beard and black women want to touch it all the time. Not just acquaintances, but literally random strangers in the city.

[@dicemm5544]

9:56 There were never simpler times. Just simpler motivations.

[@mysticmarbles]

Man: “I’m asexual.” Translation: “This is how I cope with being a failure at dating.” Woman: “I’m asexual.” Translation: “I’m a gold digger looking for a man too meek to ask anything of me.” Trans Person: “I’m asexual.” Translation: “Being trans has become too mainstream and I desperately need to feel special.”

[@prestons9305]

Holy shit

[@slappydoodle]

👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

[@dagrumpz8661]

Love it when Vito argues with the voicemail. 😂😂

[@ericm1839]

Replacing bone density in swimming is the dumbest argument. Swimming is one of the few sports that doesnt increase bone density by virtue of doing it

[@termiterasin]

Fix the TSA and black women hair problems by staffing the TSA with nothing but hot white women. Now you get to be felt up by hot women, and they get to feel black womens hair all day

[@pdbq7022]

What's the punchline @1:27:30? I don't get it.

[@KaijuTurtle]

29:38 funniest shit I seen all week

[@spacersam8570]

Man the guy shit talking the easy mode guys forgot that the people complaining probably don’t have friends

[@eldrazo6325]

Is Vito italian?

[@CrooklynBanks]

No, he's fat

[@tdawg7764]

No, he’s italianx

[@thebadtraveler]

No. He's just fat.

[@foxilator4778]

Nah, fat.

[@Arkygator]

Italix Amerixan

[@harrylimeracketeer]

1:02:38 anyone know the episode of The Dick Show where he talks about how women hate water/getting wet? I can’t find the clip and it’s driving me crazy.

[@harrylimeracketeer]

Scratch that. Found it. kzbin.info/www/bejne/gpfbc3WbqNuIkLs

[@jamesother269]

67

[@raywombat]

Howdy Frens

[@Back_To_Pray]

51:19