His "Mom Loves His Cream" - Reacting to "True Story" Animations

[@BijuuMike]

i now hate the word CREAM

[@jaylarrr6756]

I also hate the word C R E A M

[@amberinthestars]

Same 😂😂😂

[@sharkwhale9567]

Lol, so do i

[@sharkwhale9567]

My childhood is ruined

[@epicgamer386]

E

[@theoatmaster7501]

The girl: They say girls mature faster than boys Me: Must have not matured fast enough to realize that making this decision is WRONG

[@supercon20]

True true.

[@Creaturesoflove]

Init

[@shintsu4947]

I read that hella wrong

[@propartyx]

And that my friends is why Karen's exist too

[@justariane3241]

EXACTLY

[@latoyasterling8323]

"My mom loves my *gag noise*" - Bijuu Mike 2020

[@delaney2889]

Latoya Sterling BLAH

[@masekiibo]

Well that’s probably what the mom was doing...

[@happkirb9903]

The Squip omg N O 😂💀

[@ezruh6661]

@@masekiibo NOOOOO YOU DID NOOOOOT HSBSHSBHSBS

[@melodicfortuity]

My mom..loves my *dUh-*

[@Quesolol1]

When Mike forgets he's a family friendly channel:

[@TheElectronicVan]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

[@forbiddenthiccness1031]

*I was thinking the same thing*

[@tweeleaf]

Ok ms roblox addiction

[@kidsunderground4496]

@@ashdoesstuff5544 ok gacha

[@kumosune588]

Me: Gags

[@Cinna_Bell]

The fact that they made this in Alabama is ironic

[@llawliet9375]

HEY IM THERE HOW DARE U THATS RACIST TO ME WHY JUST WHY MY STATE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@me_when_pepsi]

@@llawliet9375 it's a joke don't take it personally

[@HalfAnd_Half]

Fun Fact. Incest is not legal in Alabama

[@telemonlikehappy]

the lost child because the incest rates have been high in Alabama. Where have you been all of 2019

[@42subscribersnovideos67]

They live in Alabama so ye.

[@DepressedAndDank]

"His mom loves his cream" Me: I feel like I've been to this side of the internet before...

[@pigeonfowl474]

The front page of Nhentai in a nutshell.

[@likelysleeping]

Lol

[@lollivee6770]

DepressedAndDank so relatable

[@likelysleeping]

@@lollivee6770 Indeed

[@Not_Fierce]

PH

[@leobasketcase2986]

Bijuu Mike: “I wanted to learn how....to tie a tie....on my hen” Me: nope. not laughing. Facepalming. Definitely not to stifle my inner 13-year old’s giggles.

[@notaboomertree4141]

me: aH wHy *wheezes of fear*

[@Stxuchii]

Hen + TAI = NOPE

[@lunaxox4526]

Stxuchii OwO more like... Hen + Tai = SWEET HOME ALABAMA

[@cheryl3012]

*( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

[@user-io2ls6lt6t]

@@clowdydayzz me too

[@nowe3020]

Next title: "I got my chicken pregnant and now I have hybrids as children (she laid eggs)"

[@sky-sx5gt]

Lol

[@white-eyesbluedragon1767]

Plankton did you lay this egg

[@NicheNobody]

My life is ruined 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😣😖😖😫😢😢😫😫😖😖😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

[@lixulls1143]

@@NicheNobody childhood*

[@roka9895]

how did that happen

[@hannahjoy375]

When Mr. Bijuu said “djdbksks” I Felt that.

[@eclipseisbmyt666]

“His mom likes *his cream”* I can’t even-

[@spiritingboar4815]

EclipseIsBoomYT .．．．．．．．．．

[@lukewalker3965]

EclipseIsBoomYT yummy cream 😂

[@eclipseisbmyt666]

Jake Paul *the power of Christ compels you*

[@Starlikemars]

@@eclipseisbmyt666 Ikr like I don't even know anymore...💀

[@kimbakhoo]

Loves.*

[@rubyyates4778]

This boy: **Says "A Series Of Unfortunate Events"** Me: **Glances at the Lemony Snicket books in my room**

[@ConfusedBamboozledness]

Lemony Snicket boots?

[@rubyyates4778]

OH MY GOD, BIJUU SAW THIS, I-

[@luv_kendraa]

Same

[@Shreklovesbread]

I was just about to watch that

[@ConfusedBamboozledness]

What is/are lemony snicket boots?

[@dacrazybunch9805]

"How to tie a tie.... on my hen" *OH NOO*

[@unusedacc300]

A hen- *TIE*

[@K4D3TH3DUMb]

lol 🤣

[@3starsburningbright]

a hen and taiwan mixed together make hentai

[@majka2079]

@@3starsburningbright should i call the FBI

[@hehehohok]

SHE'S BAWKING HELP WHAT DO I DO SHES FREAKING OUT I THINK I CHOKED HER A BIT HELP HOW DO I UNTIE THIS HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HEL--

[@ashleyrenae23]

"What would you do if you were me?" Mike: Throw myself down the stairs. Me who has no stairs: Where are some stairs?!

[@MakaylaScorpio]

its ok you have a roof right? i just broke my weak arm xdxdxddxd

[@attentioniswhatiwant]

You can use the stairs outside my apartment..don't worry its going to give you a ouch

[@holyhot-chocolate]

I’m selling stairs for 3.99, meet at Mc Donald’s?

[@ashleyrenae23]

@@holyhot-chocolate You take EBT? 😂😂😂

[@holyhot-chocolate]

Neko Nae-Chan nah I only take 4.99 burgers

[@wilsoncruz7827]

True story: *Makes voice* Also true Story: *Uses same voice*

[@facemask4477]

Lol *thats so true boi*

[@nuggiess4908]

ik

[@gojoluvr28]

In their description they say you write the story to them in a email and someone else part of the channel voices it, so I think that’s why it’s the same voice but idk

[@polarworld7958]

@@gojoluvr28 they are all fake

[@erikwalter331]

2050: My boyfriend is a radioactive potato and eats teeth with bloody mayonnaise

[@chaosthecottoncandyfox]

Omg so funny😂😂😂😂😂

[@sicariusvast9555]

Apparently I life in 2050 ...

[@blurredpinks7122]

@@sicariusvast9555 say sike right now

[@Strawberryanimates]

@@sicariusvast9555 that's not even possible

[@sicariusvast9555]

@@Strawberryanimates Everything is possible when you belive in yourself. And have tonnes of weed.

[@NicheNobody]

“How to tie a tie: Hen-*TIE* edition”

[@NelsonSilva-ox2ii]

Fonts for Android and iPhone 𝕥𝕚𝕡𝕖 𝕦𝕤𝕙𝕗𝕕𝕕𝕕𝕗𝕗𝕕𝕗𝕗

[@tetris8633]

@@NelsonSilva-ox2ii uh 𝕠𝕜𝕒𝕪 sᵒ 𝔀𝒽ᗩ𝘁

[@Clownkissrr]

**drum**

[@commns]

R

[@commns]

E

[@Jetfox967]

Xavier: my mom really does love my "cream." Me: Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy

[@irisknights1730]

May I join in this therapy? ._.

[@welpnowicantchangethisfor9286]

I'll be right in the therapy sessions with you.

[@chadwildethethir837]

I will see you there

[@reygoh9944]

Wait! Take me with you!!!

[@bondedmetal2000]

"His mom loves his cream" Sounds like the plot or title of a hentai

[@MochiBunKhoi]

Haha

[@-ORPHEUS-]

Or pornhub nowadays

[@RLocke142]

Or sweet home Alabama

[@woah9599]

I thought the same lol

[@n1ghtmar387]

Jose F XD

[@teatimewithianne4763]

One sensible person appears: MC: “I was shocked and totally devastated”

[@somedudefromapharmacy]

TeaTimeWithIan MC is very traumatized due to 4 anime baes

[@teatimewithianne4763]

@@somedudefromapharmacy yeah lol.

[@soytocinoman2172]

It remecer me to the Doki Doki game :v

[@flower1777]

"THIRTY FIVE SAGGY KIDS"

[@lovealways6456]

Lmao

[@abluehappyface748]

😂

[@sky-sx5gt]

I misread that and read shaggy from Scooby doo lol

[@kmations4049]

I was dying

[@TianaMurei]

I am dying 😂

[@star-not-moon]

Man imagine if I mess with a girl's birth control and got her pregnant, I'm pretty sure KZbin animation channel wouldn't cover that, Fox news would.

[@phoebeeglin4505]

😅😂

[@Kingdom_Heartz]

💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@awezome0829]

His mom likes his cream KZbin: Yawn

[@noname-sy5xi]

Exactly

[@KoopaKid660]

Could be a weird name for his GF lol

[@odasiam6899]

OOF

[@ghulam237]

KZbin :lets Jake Paul laugh at a dead body Also KZbin when any youtuber posts a video with a light touch of profanity KZbin:*so anyway, I started demonitizing*

[@brotm9375]

awezome082 sweet home Alabama

[@a92736]

I love how Mike tried his *hardest* to keep everything PG

[@DiavolosCerealBowl]

i couldn't ruin the 69 likes

[@Mocaccinoou]

Even w how explicit the content was in the videos he reacted its still funny how he tried to like censor some stuff (btw love the sora pfp)

[@3LLAL0VE]

lol i ruined the 80 likes-

[@am_goose907]

Mike: “ Those things are hecca expensive “ Me: “ How do *you* know.... MIKE

[@idodraws9643]

how does *he* *KNOW*

[@santansegi]

Hmm.

[@FatMass-zm1tj]

Oh shiiiiiiiii-

[@marshmellow6072]

True stories:”Mom loves sons cream.” KZbin:Eh. Random KZbinr:I love cookies. KZbin:DEMONETIZED

[@roxas4930]

Yeah talk about a double standard

[@Circus_Klownz]

Why is that true?

[@roxas4930]

@@Circus_Klownz because the flag bots are beyond broken

[@Circus_Klownz]

@@roxas4930 Yea :

[@patatochaps3279]

This should be DEMONETIZED THIS FREAKING VIDEO ON TRUE STORY

[@SweetSugarHoneyIceTea]

When he said “illegal” I thought he say “yee wiggle”

[@stevenq.universe128]

Lappy, what the-

[@Rain-pe7ql]

I now can’t stop picturing bijuu mike say “hey, you can’t do, that’s yee wiggle”

[@kiri4499]

*yes*

[@thecoolfox5779]

Yo, Toga, how is shigraki doing

[@babyshrimp2700]

MARRY ME

[@airefryer]

Next video:I'm preggers and my sleep paralysis demon is the dad.

[@Enderr_Mann]

*Lmao*

[@imtired1454]

IM ACTUALLY CRYING THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT EVER

[@Fishybones_]

Sounds legit :'3

[@thebestfriendtrend9068]

What if I sent that to them?

[@airefryer]

@@thebestfriendtrend9068 Oh my god please do

[@catieandersenross]

Mom loves his cREaMs category: gaming

[@sky-sx5gt]

Lmao KZbin is drunk

[@ieatkids3026]

@@sky-sx5gt ikr

[@kimbakhoo]

We’re gonna ignore that the guy is wearing Adrien Agreste’s shirt....

[@parasiticsoda4411]

LeMOnS yOuR fAvOrItE Time stamp?

[@iheartmilfs2008]

LeMOnS yOuR fAvOrItE OH WAIT HE IS

[@Brads1980-gm5wc]

Who is that

[@kimbakhoo]

3:39

[@iggsterwhalet8837]

Yess

[@sprucewoodstairs]

I saw this "true story" while browsing KZbin and.. *never had I felt so scared*

[@alphawolf1826]

No one: Somebody: Once told me the world was gonna roll me

[@masekiibo]

Alpha WOLF *roll

[@yoimoya]

NuggetGame PFFFT 💀

[@amongsus6927]

Hey.. Hey.. Tordle nugget..

[@sprucewoodstairs]

Serena Dean yep

[@basils_gardenn]

*a while ago* *”David’s mom has left the chat”* *now* *”David’s mom has entered the chat”*

[@basils_gardenn]

DerpyDemon I really should though

[@zigzanix5567]

Blue Cherry Gacha oop-

[@Shining-Shiro]

Oh gosh...

[@gentai1046]

Ara ara intensifies

[@Shining-Shiro]

@@gentai1046 XD

[@existentialrookie5432]

"Girls mature faster than boys" Well, after what you did to your bf, you just proved that otherwise

[@gryffindorravenclaw6135]

She is not immature, she is evil

[@ToxicGaming-gq3zs]

Hm yes

[@Dhaliwal_manpreet]

XXXXXXXX NONONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!?!! ////! //! ///:_::_:_:-:_:_:':' '(--///!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! _=-%!!!!?!?!?!?!???!??!?!?!?!?

[@theaboveaveragefangirl]

@@gryffindorravenclaw6135 She's kind of both...

[@IM_BETTER28]

Lmfao why r u so smartttt

[@painnful]

"They say girls mature faster than boys" *laughs in puberty and adolescence*

[@mineblastgrind7281]

Lol

[@mineblastgrind7281]

Lol

[@mineblastgrind7281]

Lol

[@mineblastgrind7281]

Lol

[@thedemonsunderyourbed347]

??

[@justsomeone7807]

“I heard the word baby once let’s have-“ “35 saggy kids”

[@pewdsy7811]

“My mom does like my cream” You mean ice cream, NO? MYYYY YYOOOUUNNGG MMMMIIINNNNDDDD

[@kyra1018]

Pewdsy i thought like he made whipped cream or smthing 😂

[@user-mv5vt6xf4q]

I wish I was innocent 😓

[@Gabiisjustbetter333]

ehehe~ eh... WAIT EW wHaT

[@KaiaDrawzz]

*Pat's on le head* poor u

[@carla4414]

GabiPlaysXD ...

[@taliahbibas1371]

No one: KZbin ads: *Sees im watching a "cream" video and gives me mineral salt hand creams for only 1.99*

[@kaik3620]

CAT

[@melonsaidlol967]

Mew b your a cat?

[@kaik3620]

NO

[@melonsaidlol967]

@@kaik3620 no wut

[@melonsaidlol967]

@@kaik3620 ??????

[@purplecoffinman8510]

'Location: Alabama' Story is read with a British accent seems legit

[@supercon20]

It’s not even British. He just pronounces, every. Single. Letter.

[@davidecalise3900]

Lol

[@capturesintime639]

It sounds more Argentinian

[@zarianaviha]

Sweet home albama

[@followthefourthwall8226]

Purple Coffin Man they just blame us for all incest

[@cinnamonbunz3189]

Title: "My mom likes my cream" Me: This better be good

[@kingbaku5092]

Butter be good

[@mochatee3363]

@@soggy.blanket1982 nuuu

[@masekiibo]

Farah Shatnawi sounds like the cream was :/

[@kyui6001]

"My mom love my "cream" Me: oh look the location Is alabama

[@yipps1171]

*Hentai drawers: Ah shit, here we go again.*

[@bquncy550]

Mike: "i'm still trying to figure out how his mom comes in here" Me: "no, he comes in -here- "

[@shinisnotonfire]

I've heard the word "baby" once, let's have- *THIRTY FIVE SAGGY KIDS*

[@rivervaughanmusicstuff]

Mike: "Check your birds before you bird... Watch." Me: Clean your binoculars before you go condor watching. Mom: "Give me more cream please!"

[@MSpen-ug3ei]

Who are you

[@thelazyboneshinself]

@@MSpen-ug3ei OH I WONT TELL YOU WHO HE IS

[@scaramouchexwanderer-b2f]

LAMAOOO LOL

[@bbg4566]

“His mom loves his cream” SwEEt HoME AlaBAmA INtEnsIfIES

[@wafernafer9143]

I don't get it.....like Alabama isn't like that, like stop lol.

[@clashtheperson5903]

Chaos Steel like yea like man like how like could like a joke like be put like up like yea like

[@FutureTrunksDrink]

@@clashtheperson5903 what?

[@wafernafer9143]

@@clashtheperson5903 that would be funny if I said like more than 3 times.

[@wafernafer9143]

@syd fax what about it.

[@smallkookywolfajpw6675]

This video title: *exsists* Me: I knew I built that emergency soundproof bunker for a reason....

[@Munchkin92907]

My mom loves me “Cream” KZbin: Yawn whatever Bijuu: has 0.1 percent seconds of “copyright” music KZbin: REEEEE GET RID OF IT AHHhhHhHhHH

[@Plantwot]

A

[@jesseengland3281]

Reeeeeee

[@randomslayer9018]

Yup

[@LincMinecrafter]

and I....

[@klaasvanachteren4389]

@@LincMinecrafter am......

[@abigailhorner4340]

2019: scary animations 2020: my mom loves my cream

[@darkoradeboithe2nd336]

Yep.

[@ghulam237]

A very dirty start to 2020

[@Shadow-bz7rm]

What a GREAT start to 2020

[@abigailhorner4340]

@Patch Fison yes !! Can u come with you Please

[@shuimppoopie8367]

*when it says 3 minutes ago* Me: of course my first time being early it’s about cReAm

[@deborah3818]

Whipped cream!

[@jaydeno6929]

Owle_Towne cream of mushroom soup

[@tractionals]

The animation:”his smile was enough to make any girl weak at the knees”. Mike: MMMMMM. Me: starts wheezing

[@verhexenly]

Me: *sees title* *SPITS OUT TEA*

[@verhexenly]

ELEVEN LIKES IN TEN MINS DA HECC.

[@Cinna_Bell]

DerpyDemon really?

[@verhexenly]

DerpyDemon it did.

[@verhexenly]

Bella_Assasin yes really.

[@bondedmetal2000]

*Make the man spit out his tea completed* I had to make a meme of this

[@user-py9kh8dh8y]

"Mom likes my cream" D-does she know how he uses it..?

[@justmelanie2362]

Yes he puts it on his strawberries

[@unknownweeb2.095]

Wolfie Playz yep yep yep yep

[@marsbarr4144]

COOL WHIP

[@LhexterMorales]

On sum of dem cake

[@SelfDrivingBagel]

He erases stuff with the stand

[@mangos__mangos1352]

My mom loves my “cream” Bijuu mike: Ok let’s just pretend we never heard this story! Me: Aight *takes a deep dive down the window*

[@reflect2541]

Lilith Le deer UwU lmao

[@_4tr4mp0line]

Oh shirt

[@islatrainor3585]

"35 saggy kids" WHY AM I LAUGHING SO MUCH.

[@Siqilx]

“His mom loves his cream” *This is what our world has come to..smh*

[@reflect2541]

Snxwy lol

[@someperson37]

Your daily dose of 2020

[@Siqilx]

SomePerson 37 To the max

[@raniaosr3052]

Wait but I dont understand what do they mean by "cream"

[@Siqilx]

Summer Live Uhm.. it’s a little inappropriate..

[@Tizzzyyy]

Me: *sees the story* Also me: SWEET HOME ALABAMA!

[@llawliet9375]

STOP DOING THAT THATS OFFENSIVE IM IN THAT STATE PLS 😭😭😭😿😿😿

[@jainajoe8405]

the lost child sweet home alabamaaaa

[@llawliet9375]

@@jainajoe8405 STOP S.T.O.P DO U NOT KNOW WAT IT MEANS?

[@greed94]

@@llawliet9375 Tell me How was I supposed to know we were both related? Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?

[@llawliet9375]

OwO I'm lesbian sorry to turn u down =w=

[@sunnysyrup5301]

Next episode: My dogs cousin got my boyfriend pregnant with triplets and my mom got evicted because she cheated on my alcoholic dad!

[@MoltenLqva]

I’m pretty sure that’s already an episode

[@tad..]

Ahem. CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM CREAM

[@foodels]

I think you mean my adom got my bird pregnant with a potato and then my rat was killed by a dog who then got arrested for breathing

[@foodels]

@@tad.. you gave me PTSD

[@ayanoaishi4676]

Ye

[@beautifullysugarfree]

Video: “My mom loves my cream” Me: You need jeebus

[@catfromthefuture5368]

*Sees title* Me: This is Alabama written all over it

[@nio4501]

Technically on top of it but ok...

[@llawliet9375]

STOP STOP STOP IM IN THAT STATE WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP BLAMING US JUST WHY IM SICK OF IT

[@Ouizzy]

@@llawliet9375 it's a joke..its okay lost child

[@andioop-4310]

the lost child It’s a meme get over it

[@llawliet9375]

@@Ouizzy everyone blames my tho...

[@Cheese_cheesecheesecheese]

2054: 'I eat alien meat to save my self from my werewolf brother'.

[@Zoyaischeesecake]

lol

[@babieawh.8502]

What kinda meat-?

[@erikwalter331]

My sister is also a werewolf, but I have to snort migraines

[@Cheese_cheesecheesecheese]

@@cracksmok_er tRuE sToRy

[@why1163]

LE ACCOUNT ...oh no...I know what your thinking

[@mxjzx5542]

"His mom love his cream" That sound like a *Hentai* Sorry for say that xd

[@devilsoutcast6559]

Your mom whit chanclas *“No no no please go on-“*

[@deadbeatangel]

Your PFP is g o l d

[@jewelberry5980]

Spot light ya moon light ya

[@kannon5329]

Dont insult hentai like that

[@janellewelch3118]

Your mom whit chanclas SWEET HOME ALABAMA!! MOMMA I'M COMIN' HOME TO YOU!!!

[@lizziewitch5018]

Bijuu: "It's probably illegal to poke hole in the birbs who would do that?" Me:Yanderes Mike....Yanderes..

[@Alderwood]

I miss the time 16 minutes and 13 seconds ago when I did not know this existed

[@lonli_cookie856]

Lol

[@philcipherisdorito1966]

I'm your hundredth like

[@timelesscroissant9562]

*watches video *starts laughing *everyone at the funeral stares at me

[@42subscribersnovideos67]

Dark...I laughed

[@_calpurina2767]

This happened to me and the look I got I started crying on the floor like a baby I explained it was my video

[@Entropiccthyarlotep6141]

*Stares

[@timelesscroissant9562]

Spiked Cthulhu I didn’t even notice I spelled it wrong lol I guess I wrote it to fast

[@timelesscroissant9562]

Spiked Cthulhu thankyou ima elite it

[@aperson3787]

Anyone else think James guy was not “the hottest guy in school” because what that face do?

[@woochtheorangecat5497]

Guy: These equations are hard Me: ... That’s not the only thing that’s hard

[@quack._.1241]

OH NO

[@tanya7531]

Oh no oh no oh no no no

[@nandersonplayz9514]

The fact he's wearing ADRIEN AGRESTE'S SHIRT MAKES ME WANT TO SCREAM

[@NicheNobody]

A random fangirl I KNOW RIGHT! When the screen goes to the comments you can see somebody else mentioned it as well lmao (btw I am nanderson playz just on a dif account)

[@justcats22theonce95]

Me: MIRACOLUS SEEMPLI THA BEST

[@realityitself]

makes you want to CREAM?

[@nandersonplayz9514]

Reaper Ripper GAH NO

[@squidballs]

... miraculous ladybug is supposed to be CHILD FREINDLY

[@samurailevi49]

“When I was 12....” Dude you look 20.

[@IYmir]

2020:my mom loves my “cream” 2048:my mom loves my “ashes”

[@pinkplatypusprincess]

I-

[@IYmir]

{{ Kxara }} 😂

[@skmaurya8221]

3048: my mom loves my "Hair"

[@thatboi3605]

4048: My Mom Loves My Soul

[@lime.animates8058]

Comment: “How to tie a Tie: Hen-TIE edition” Me: *Chokes On Spaghetti*

[@theweirdgui4412]

My mother likes my cream Nondirty minded people: The mans be making whipped cream come out his fingers? Dirty minded people: oh you poor poor soul. btw read replys for some wacky answers about whipped cream :)

[@IzukuMidoriya-fn4zq]

What is cream

[@UziDey]

@@IzukuMidoriya-fn4zq you are too young im too, but i already know what it means

[@bviya]

Im that dirty mind person

[@IzukuMidoriya-fn4zq]

Andrei Videos ok

[@IzukuMidoriya-fn4zq]

Andrei Videos I still want to know tho

[@kaffe_te2254]

A serious of unfortunate events Me : by Lemony Snicket *Also me : why did I say that ?

[@saxophonistdl849]

Same

[@kirishimaandbakubro864]

Only people who read books know

[@thegreatgoldensnitch9276]

Lol

[@DeamonDragoon]

Watched the movie

[@kandysweet9053]

Bc its a reference

[@Shadow-gp6cq]

"I really wanted to learn how to tie a tie.... on my hen" -Bijuu Mike 2020

[@ivypaul7129]

"What would you do if you were me?" Bijuu: "....I'd throw myself down the stairs-" Me: ***wHEEZE***

[@styfonix]

SAME!!!! 😆 glad we can relate 😄

[@solsticee.-]

"And will make ANY girl make their knees weak" *Meanwhile me as a lesbian*

[@xxjessica_playzxx9918]

This needs more likes lol

[@jellyjello5602]

me over here gay

[@smudged4090]

Big *_O O F_*

[@DeamonDragoon]

Me over here lonley

[@Starpaintbrush]

*sits next to gacha jordan* Yeah me too

[@moonygamin9622]

"I'm scared of Rick in the water..." *ONLY OGS WILL REMEMBER*

[@snicker8714]

Title: His mom loves his cream Me: but im underage i-

[@ak-_]

3:48 He's wearing Adrien Agrestes outifit...anyone else notice😅

[@ninamrai5989]

*"I almost dropped my junk"*

[@verysleepyysage]

"Mom loves his cream" Me: I feel like I've been to this side of the internet before... AHHH my virgin eyes!

[@Krantom_Kroger]

My mom loves my "Cream" FBI OPEN UP!!!! *[Insert FBI meme]*

[@kaik3620]

DO YO KNOW DAAA WAY

[@shekkay]

@@kaik3620 du u kno da wae

[@naomi6770]

Do u knwo tha wey

[@omni_4l]

**click noises**

[@kaik3620]

@@shekkay *spits

[@pumpkinspice5807]

"Those things are hella expensive" Me: HOW DO YOU KNOW MIKE????HOOOOWWW???!!!

[@MrAnimator_hii]

“I’ve heard the word baby once, now I want _35_ *Saggy* kids”

[@MiniPlagueDoctor]

S A G G Y

[@_smugmaster_4553]

Shaggy

[@mystxq6920]

_saggy_

[@MrAnimator_hii]

Toad the overlord _N O_

[@teddyaggie7210]

Him: what would you do if you were me? Mike: I’d throw myself down the stairs if I were you Me: *that random dog video*

[@_TheTia_]

"True" stories: im alergic to water, or every single food, or air... Me: *I'm allergic to these lies.*

[@beexsun7121]

Being allergic to water is a real thing tho its very rares

[@_TheTia_]

@@beexsun7121 I'm not saying it's not a real thing, but the person who narrated the allergic to water story talked more about their love life than their actual allergy.

[@beexsun7121]

@@_TheTia_ yeah true the people on these animations make these things sound so fake

[@beexsun7121]

@Patch Fison yeah its pretty much only the skin but in rare cases also your throat

[@tiredwolfe]

I have a southern sun allergy called Polymorphous Light Eruption (PMLE) so I can sort of believe the allergy ones. SORT OF.

[@minnie_multistantrash3650]

1:42 Bijuu: they actually put the locatiom and guess where it is ALABAMA- Me: SWEET HOME ALABAMA

[@adrjefferson]

Alabama 100

[@m.dagasan]

DUDUDUDUDU

[@ilovehellokitty7693]

The fact that he says that condoms are expensive like he knows from experience

[@scrumpys1fan757]

Well he is a grown ass man so

[@alisdubiel2019]

umm he's married

[@jocelynmiguel3055]

69 likes ._.

[@jocelynmiguel3055]

even though I ruined it :>

[@16legsX]

True Story telling people: “We don’t have true stories” True Story

[@katelyntipton7993]

His mom love his cream sound like a albama henti

[@soupy7426]

🥵

[@ranchwhale2031]

Hentai*

[@kikikinani1522]

Malissa: His smile could make any girl go weak at the knees Lesbians: are you sure about that.

[@-Saccharine]

title: my mom loves my cream me: ewwwwwwwww

[@kabuuuuum]

Title: His mom loves his cream. “I’m here for the ride”- Mike 2020 *SWEET HOME ALABAMAA*

[@notaboomertree4141]

Mom: oH dhshhsnnejs cream boy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, AAAAAAAAAAA, AI AI AI AI AI Boy: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@softpurplebat]

8:00 Awww, the spectacled bear looks so cute, I looked them up!

[@sillybilly340]

Guy: A series of un- Me: *gets out all my asoue merch* you were saying?

[@kandysweet9053]

?

[@kandysweet9053]

Whats asore

[@sillybilly340]

Mincraft Madison a series of unfortunate events, the show he mentioned with the eye and stuff

[@weedwacker7822]

Her: But they do say girls mature faster than boys... Me: *Searches it* Wow...

[@おおぷあんいも絵ばいた地は]

*it starts off watery but then gets creamy…*

[@Fluxiverse]

:/

[@42subscribersnovideos67]

NO DON'T BRING THAT BACK PLEASE

[@おおぷあんいも絵ばいた地は]

RBen 😂

[@おおぷあんいも絵ばいた地は]

Sadie Moore im so sorry 😂😂

[@42subscribersnovideos67]

@@おおぷあんいも絵ばいた地は it's okay 😁

[@zebrasnowcones3691]

Mike: "those things are hecka expensive" Me: .... Me: Alrighty then well I guess I'll just pack up my things and uhh I uh guess I'll see you later

[@NicheNobody]

Zebra Snowcones birds are expensive

[@extra1465]

Is It Just Me Or His Scientific Outfit Looks Like Adriens Outfit In Miraculous Ladybug

[@BekahTS]

BoopBeepBoom IKR?!!!!!!!!

[@Nolaii_]

Yes it does

[@briannatran8807]

Them: my mom loves my cream *looks down* Me: I see you 👀 you aren’t hiding

[@thelynxinroses4449]

*_"Let's have 35 saggy kids."_*

[@livinkawasaki]

"His mom loves his cream" SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ryanjuliusmartinez]

I Love Ice “Cream” I Just Remove The Cream Word And Ice Cockroach 😂