Bill Burr- Arguing With Nia Over How Much To Season Food...

[@art2736]

"Black people season their food like they sing the National Anthem." 😆

[@knightrider8359]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@cereal-killer4455]

That line killed

[@MyYouTubeNameisTaken]

Bill is priceless

[@KB-nz6bv]

😂😂😂

[@art2736]

@stryfetc1 I'm Mexican, we do too but that was a funny ass take.

[@ZeroReaver11]

"back in the day when you had a LEDGAAHHHHH" I was out laughing for like 1 full minute non stop it was beautiful! LMAO

[@PhantomFilmAustralia]

LMAO too! Love how he says proudly, "It's an accounting term." 😂😂👍

[@kaecake9575]

Salute to you

[@steveky7829]

Spread sheets, you can also have negative currency show in Red...

[@verkaimarshall4463]

Sorry I'm young, what does the joke mean?😭

[@brandonmccall6664]

“I helped until a pot cookie kicked in and then I tapped out” fucking rolled me😂😂

[@derekgiesbrecht9208]

epic line

[@mikewilkins2030]

This is what a functioning happy marriage sounds like! It’s so nice to hear

[@justamangoddamn]

As a black man I never found bills racial observations demeaning or anything like that. That lotion bit was spot on!

[@carlthomas5767]

I agree. & a lot of times it comes off as admiration for our culture.

[@sikwitit773]

As a Black American or whatever Wikipedia calls me bill observations are funny af 😂

[@Someguywithalotoftism]

Shea butter the shit brother

[@miapulchritudinous9791]

As a middle aged white women I honestly didn't know about lotion! As soon as bill said it, I scratched my nails along my arm...ashy! 😂 I laugh so much about what he says about women too, mostly cos he's right and I never take offence. I just laugh as Bill intended. Love Bill and I loved your comment, spot on 👍

[@DavidTa2]

@@miapulchritudinous9791 pastry flakes, the whole lot 🤣🤣

[@vindigregorio6697]

As an Italian, I'm 100% on Nia's side with the seasoning and/or marinating (almost everything) in advance. PS: LOVE you both. Haha

[@sethsmietana7733]

difference between seasoning food and dumping a load of salt on it.

[@vindigregorio6697]

@@sethsmietana7733 obviously, but who would call dumping a bunch of salt on something seasoning or marinating? Probably nobody.

[@25BDominique2021]

See the Italians get it. My grandma's African but when she's not making African food she's definitely making Italian food because come'on.

[@vindigregorio6697]

@@25BDominique2021 My Aunt is Ethiopian.. There's actually a ton of Italian culture there.

[@theoeguia3302]

I really don't give a shit your Italian. I lived in Italy before and sometimes Italian food tastes like shit at restaurants.

[@mob1662]

White people season food the way they dance 🤣😂😂😂 Black people season the way they sing the national anthem 😂😂😂 Bill killed me with that ✊🏾

[@nickalvarado7908]

Wow that Black Friday and white out explanation was way too thought out and the funniest analogy I’ve heard in a long time😂

[@videonmode8649]

Gonna be honest, Bill gets nervous when he looks at cayenne pepper

[@seanmatthewking]

That’s because his great great grandfather tasted some and it triggered generations of freckle-faced gingers.

[@donperegrine922]

"Oh my god, how crazy is it that we evolved from Cayenne pepper"

[@kevinsaint20]

You should see him on Hot Ones. He did extremely well and it was very surprising

[@MonicaJNYC]

cayenne pepper rocks!

[@Hargazer]

@@kevinsaint20 Truly a trained professional

[@stretcher]

I like Nia's impressions of Bill

[@vegahimsa]

They are phenomenal impressions😅

[@pharo181]

I don't knooww! 😂

[@bradleylovej]

Yeah, it's hilarious

[@dvdrtrgn]

“The recipe doesn’t call for it“ 😅

[@coletonking4955]

Racial humor works really well when done in good faith. If you’re just being spiteful, it seeps into the material and really ruins the experience. Not offensive, just not funny either. This rare quality is what makes Burr, Chappelle, and Rickles three of my all-time favorites.

[@MrRorySteel]

Who'd have thought? Being spiteful ruins the good humour?

[@coletonking4955]

@@MrRorySteel yes intentionally demeaning humors is less fun, thank you for providing an example

[@DailyCorvid]

@@coletonking4955 Thing is these guys don't realise that they make themselves an accessory to people like you making decent good humour jibes. It's just a self-doubt, a lack of confidence that prevents guys like him making his own new joke .... Instead what he does is append other peoples comments with something trying to poke fun. You called him out good lol hope he learns the difference between humorous sarcasm and spiteful ironic sarcasm :D The difference is like that between a rocking horse and a raging bull. You can sit on both the same way, but one's trying to fucking murder you whilst the others just a bit of harmless fun. Rory take note!

[@rayboston8737]

Rickles! Mr. Warmth! Lol!

[@elephantgrass631]

I followed the virtue signal and found my way here.

[@leggs4113]

Bills love language is definitely words of affirmation. 😂😂😂

[@WTF-ki3fy]

The back and forth of "you people" thrown around I'm on the floor. Lmao

[@derekgiesbrecht9208]

"I almost died of scurvy" I love comic exageration

[@casandrabarnes]

These two are perfect together. Nia's humour is on point and that's important for Bill. Their general conversations sounds like a routine. 😂

[@andjunglepunkthirteen760]

“It’s an accounting term” with such glee

[@johcoh1]

Billy Blandface with the happy Black Friday has me at work laughing it up again. Luckily I have a laugh that makes others laugh so my co-workers just laugh with me without knowing why.

[@milesjolly6173]

I love the light hearted banter, it makes the arguments funnier. They just take the piss out of each other most of the time but nothing serious.

[@jackharle1251]

Love Nia's impersonation of Bill's voice.

[@thebassmath]

It always gets me when she does that. So good.

[@zeromandimissal7637]

it needs to happen, bill burr vs gordon ramsay. who would win in a yelling contest

[@JonahNelson7]

See Bill could actually probably roast the hell out of him. Bill's good at that. But that'd be great to see

[@khandallah4725]

bill wins the roast,. and gordon roasts something edible (more seasoning!) ... .

[@seanmatthewking]

Bill would tear him a new asshole. Gordon Ramsay is just a dick who uses his position of authority to belittle people. And yeah, that’s what they pay him for, but it’s still not impressive. Bill is actually clever.

[@tompaulusse]

@@seanmatthewking Actually Gordon Ramsay ís an authority on the field of cooking, baking, running and developing restaurants, and loads more… But I can totally imagine that he screams and yells too hard for some liking. And he can come off as an arrogant prick, but the dude actually knows sooo f#€king much. Ah well to each his own👍🏼 by the way I am an absolute Bill Burr fan.

[@johnboyc5]

Gordon would criticize or just say something and bill would roast him and make gordon laugh. exactly how it'll go

[@CurlyFries120]

God bless you both , you're both just utter sweethearts ❤️❤️❤️❤️ 😂😂😂

[@Spicy-zx8qi]

They need a podcast of their own, it's priceless!! Nia and Bill really are best friends they are so cute 😊💓

[@Spicy-zx8qi]

@@rustinbirchell5908 cause, that's y

[@robertmontenegro5000]

Nia's Boston accent is the absolute best. 😂😂

[@Corkoth55]

These two are legends. They make me crack up.

[@StephJ0seph]

Can we just be clear in the fact that there's a difference between seasoning (pepper, paprika, garlic, etc.) and just salt?

[@darryl2542]

The act of seasoning food implies salt is involved. The point of seasoning is to enhance flavor, and salt is the most basic, elemental flavor enhancer.

[@jymmydkid5633]

everything we buy has salt in it even bottled water salt should be last to be added if at all or by the end user while salt is essential it is also instant and varying from person to person

[@jeo3212]

Salt is a seasoning.......see.....

[@123payattention]

My first thought was. Does she mostly just use salt?

[@AztecViking84]

Nia's Bill impression 🤣

[@poppachoppa8956]

NETFLIX JUST GIVE THEM A MIC AND A SHOW PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE

[@DeeJayTDubb]

PIN THIS COMMENT!!!!!!

[@lordalcyoneus7187]

There absolutely is such a thing as too much salt!! You add salt until you can taste it, if your tongue starts shriveling and your throat closes you've gone too far. Seasoning should primarily be herbal, salt should stay in the background complimenting the whole of the dish! We aren't deer smh

[@rojaistephenson4727]

Are deer going around eating salt?

[@Nobody-hc2bo]

@@rojaistephenson4727 yea they literally lick rocks for salt

[@brandonfj5811]

@@Nobody-hc2bo bc they get none from plants it can be said for a lot of herbivores

[@Nobody-hc2bo]

@@brandonfj5811 yea dude, rabbits love salt licks! we used to get small ones for their little mouths

[@ashvinvaidyanathan7239]

@@rojaistephenson4727 found the white guy

[@icemanire5467]

I love the way Bill and Nia's arguments are shit they just laugh at afterwards.

[@Lord_Falcon]

Bill: I crushed the turkey. Nia: You did a good job. Bill Oh, FUCK YOU! I did a good job!? I CRUSHED IT!! Unbelievably, you just won't give it up. Not enough praise Nia. The toddler needs his gold star.

[@do3807]

Bill's pettiness drives a good chunk of his comedy and I love it 😂

[@numulis321]

I love how much fun you 2 have together on this podcast

[@dustinpetty409]

The Happy Black Friday line got me...ha ha ha

[@jackkern]

Billy Blandface...Love it! Bill's got a Burr in his Bonnet! Love this back n forth! Grounds for a long term Healthy relationship! Laughing...with a mix of sarcasms...Love it!

[@cindyc4470]

Couples who cook together stay together. Love u guys from Hong Kong

[@jairo8746]

"I was in Liverpool, I almost died of scurvy" ffs I bursted laughing.

[@averagejoe8849]

Dude Bill should absolutely know that bit about Kravitz's mom. Does no one remember the Racial Draft skit from Chappelle's Show?

[@do3807]

Her laugh and their chemistry is spot on lmao

[@210SATX82]

"You know you people have been complaining" pffffffftttt. Lol.

[@bryancole4022]

These 2 are comedy gold 🤣👏

[@Drfeelinu]

LMAO OMG he was so disappointed about her turkey comment 🤣🤣🤣😂

[@seang9450]

These guys are hilarious man! Now I know what to look for in a wife! Thanks bill!

[@MsSpider26]

They're just right for each other. Man, I wish I had a relationship where I laughed that much.

[@USMCR]

"'Ol Billy Bland Face"... 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@nicholetaimi5331]

Nia and Bill Burr together - magic!

[@antigrav6004]

These two have something good going

[@steveguse4481]

a future divorce ?

[@LilySaintSin]

I love their banter.

[@maziyareslami1855]

the way she says William is so cooool

[@paw9213]

Clearly they are unaware of MY people...the Cajuns.

[@nam6128]

1:17 ive never heard bill more enthusiastic lmao

[@insertnamehere7679]

I'm black I live in the hood and I agree black people put every seasoning in the cabinet on all of everything. Most things really just need salt and pepper minimum, and depending on the dish you can use different herbs or aromatics, or a sweetener, etc. Not Adobo seasoning, Sazon seasoning, salt, pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, chili powder, italian seasoning, one chicken stock cube, and everything else under the sun.

[@Flynn94]

I don’t know why, but the way Bill says “it’s an accounting term!” Really makes me laugh.

[@gloriasmom2045]

"Black people season their food like they sing the national anthem". LOL that was rich!

[@leggs4113]

When he said F You! I was 💀💀💀. 😂😂😂😂

[@benjaminletiecq4932]

Bill is spot on about the food in the UK being bland. My heritage is French and we definitely season our food well but I've noticed the UK does not. I think it depends on what brand of white person you are 😂

[@JonJCairns]

English cheese = flavour French cheese = rotting ass smell. 😜

[@keycrum4218]

When food is good it has flavor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@abeltesfaye_]

This whole conversation is hilarious 😂😂😂 I'm biracial and my (white) mom is 100% like Bill in regards to seasoning food, meanwhile my (Black) Dad was a lot like Nia in regards to seasoning food hahaha. My mom often thinks that most seasoned food is "too spicy" 💀😭 Her, my sisters, my Dad & I have had almost identical conversations that Bill & Nia are having here haha 🤣🤣🤣

[@raylo1635]

Bill's Burr 😂

[@Jippa_33]

I love listening to these two needle each other

[@MsLeoLady813]

I love their vibe together- it’s so cute and gives me hope! ❤

[@chuckgraham527]

After the pot cookie kicked in i tapped out. Hahah

[@saumya3145]

So funny listening to this as an Indian. 😂😂

[@archt7243]

Same😂😂

[@pascal-janssen]

you season food like you sing the national anthem WooHahHoo 😂

[@coloniousjay8128]

OMGG Goaals!! you two are sooo funny together!! Thats how my ex wife and I were.... anywho thank you Billy "why do you need salt?" Burr. another great podcast and made my short moment of my night not be so shitty. this was the highlight of my day sadly enough to say but i work in the food industry and my boss is an intense italian LAAAAdyyy lolz. keep doing what you are doing you give me a lot to think about and you bring a little joy to my crippling calamity crossed in confusing chaotic catastrophically contuse a crippling conundrum upon calamitous and cataclysmic collateral accentual concepts

[@Piffaroni718]

So jealous of their relationship 😩

[@Jettingred4]

Y’all are too funny! Sounds like a special edition of Chopped gone mad! Thanks for the insanity 😮

[@elboriquenochannel]

I love the ending. They are laughing and getting alone, cut the video, cut the video, CUT THE GOD DAMN VIDEOOO!!!

[@MACandanedo1]

I need the whole world to watch this and just hear the toast rant so that they can understand exactly how different women and men explain their actions Nia perspective is she just simply made a suggestion where Bill explains that suggestion implicated a lot of action needless action 😂 poetic 🤣

[@TheGrowCave]

My wife is black and uses this creole seasoning that's full of salt and she def goes overboard with it too hahahah

[@mattway18]

“What do you mean, ‘you people?’”

[@dynamitecity9667]

Americans saying the Brits have no nutrition when you literally squirt cheese out of a bottle and serve chicken out of a bucket 🤣

[@KingWear628]

WOW! 1st time hearing you guys together! LOVE IT! Much continued happiness to you both!

[@bigh7972]

Billy bland face Burr yes chef, no chef…. Listening to the dynamics between Nia and Billy no salt Burr always makes me laugh.

[@Iliketoeatallday]

Man, you can tell they love each other.

[@landonharrison8353]

That jimmy hendrix reference I never got till now😭 “oooooooh oooh ouuooooohhhhh”💀

[@kemillionaire2]

Billy bland face lol

[@fungishukie5516]

I love Bill's voice 😍

[@Lord_Falcon]

I don't see how anyone could possible have a problem with Bill. He insults everyone so it's all even.

[@richardbrown6781]

They were totally vibing on this one. Great podcast.

[@Rottypops]

Has any of these "dear Bill" letters ever call Bill Burr the Billsburry dough boy? Because thats a good one

[@steveguse4481]

Yes actually

[@wingman-1977]

Now is absolutely adorable. I hope I’m lucky to find a woman like that. I love her humor.

[@brunoleite8380]

you wanna make a skinsuit out of her, don't you? 🤣

[@RT_TheHellHound]

5:55 "You did a good job with the turkey. OH FUCK YOU!" lol That was perfect

[@hakz07]

everything he said about uk food is correct hahaha

[@davisrodricks]

i could listen to bill talk about food n cookin all the time. 🍴🥞💕🚗💨☔

[@shontoo6979]

Ol Billy Blandface 😆

[@siddharthbala5355]

agree with Bill on this..... too much salt is bad for your heart

[@xzcvzxvxcvz]

5:55 best moment in Bill & Nia podcast moments so far lol

[@sxlxmxndvgxd]

lmaooooo bill goes off man

[@squaddizzle85]

As a mexican, in my culture, we MARINATE our food!

[@xzcvzxvxcvz]

Lol Oh this one’s gonna be good

[@7Lace77]

Billy bland face. 😸

[@actuallynotsteve]

Bill and Nia might be the funniest couple ever

[@amagohom]

I love those two

[@guiaavesani6646]

Also as 100% Italian I 100% agree. Important trivia. The word "salary" is where the word for salt originate, Latin word "salarium" . Salt was so important that people were paid in salt. SAlt was so important, there were salt wars due to popes taxation of salt, etc.... It was and is prized like money. Rome has street Via Salaria. So when you dis salt. Remember, its basically the origins of the word for money and people fought regional wars for it. So use your salt, sal, salarium... etc. It's magic.

[@johnmisciagno7475]

Jesus Christ , funny as fuck ,Great Love and Humor ,God Bless you Both ,love how ,the both of you talk shit and laugh at each other ,Greatest relationship I've ever heard of.Nia ,keep giving Bill shit ,you 2 are fucking terrific!

[@yb3604]

black friday 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bill so wild

[@keycrum4218]

Ole Billy Bland face 😂😂😂

[@danielcook6245]

Lmao. Fuck that! I season my shit

[@timothyhunter4724]

You can always add salt if you want more. You can't subtract.

[@richibonilla8927]

@00:55 I'm gonna start saying this to my gf 😂

[@2Delovely]

When I was in college, one of my floormates was going home for Thanksgiving. She said she was in charge of the turkey that year. So, it was 4 black and 1 Spanish persons from different Caribbean islands and my floormate, a white girl, from Norristown, PA. So, curiosity made me ask her about her turkey. The conversation went like this: Me: "How do you prepare your turkey, Lisa?" Lisa: "What do you mean?" Me: "How do you season the turkey?" Lisa: "I clean it. Dry it. Then put apples and different fruits on the inside. Then I put butter all over the outside and bake it". Me: (and my friends) 🤨🤔🤭🤨 Lisa: "What?" Me: "Where is the seasoning? The salt?" Lisa: "That is what gravy is for"

[@breadandwater7038]

I’m Mexican and the way black and white American people talk about American culture is sorta like the way people in Mexico talk about Mexican culture but for us it’s between regions/states not skin color. Like from one state or cluster of states to another, their will be variations on similar things we do in our daily lives kinda like how whites and blacks talk in the US…. Idk if that makes sense

[@percyhenderson5543]

This is the absolute best!

[@Little88Mac]

General ledger still exists in accounting. It's just done in various systems now