Bill Burr's Issues With The Airline Boarding Process | CONAN on TBS

[@JorikPar]

That one guy in the audience having the time of his life.

[@ElvenMans]

WOOOOO!! It's like Homer Simpson in the audience. 😂

[@joeyvanostrand3655]

He is enjoying life not being a tw@

[@Irraptured]

That's all of us if we were there lol

[@mikehamelin7520]

wooo

[@rickscarpellotherapy]

I was more focused on that guy than bill. Awesome

[@stevenqu3]

Bill Burr's sheer audacity and confidence are the best parts of him. And Conan is the best for just letting him go on relatively uninterrupted.

[@WardenJune]

When Conan does interject, it always adds to it instead of detracting from it.

[@KoIhara]

Pretty sure we’re all here to see what he’s got to rant about, and how he gets away with whatever seemingly-triggering remark he makes 😂 keep the content screener away from that man.

[@dianapennepacker6854]

His rants are true. Evidence especially, and I swear it's BS. The crowd should have cheered, but it is taboo to talk about it. Political Correct has ruined society. Judge the individual and not the sex or race.

[@WardenJune]

@@dianapennepacker6854 which part are you saying the crowd should have reacted differently to? Which topic?

[@Kevin-bt4wb]

@@WardenJune - he was talking about the part about "evidence". It was one of his rants.

[@RazaMohiuddin]

I love how Bill calls out the audience every time he's doing a bit and everyone goes silent.

[@mochs62512]

That's the best!

[@hayk3000]

Bill can be an idiot sometimes, but he sure knows how to get the audience back

[@ActionShadow]

It's got to be part of the act right? He had to be writing the retorts to audience reactions as part of his bit... It's just too perfect to be ad lib. But he delivers it all with such natural perfection that it feels like he's just reacting to the audience.

[@AJValentine-uc3pi]

@@ActionShadow In each stand up special, he usually calls the audience out for their silence at the moment of discomfort, it's like a punchline before the punchline. "Feel how awkward it is in here!" It's a tactic to get the audience back.

[@randyj420]

I'm sure he's a master at audiences turning on him - and owning a statement immediately can keep the pace going. Granted - by now - people should know his style and not get butt hurt on anything he says - but - say - on TV or in a Vegas setting - he needs to nip it in the bud and call out the audience right away. Good point. He's great at what he does and goes there - and knows the consequences and deals with it head on.

[@angrytedtalks]

Bill can't go one minute without a rant. To vent with such comedic value us just brilliant.

[@taroman7100]

I'm his female counterpart! I cant stand stupid. We werent like this until recently.

[@kravchan]

​@@taroman7100yeah, learn to laugh instead of killing someone is priceless

[@Toti1337]

You dont think this is staged??🤡

[@angrytedtalks]

@@Toti1337 Bill rehearses his comedy rigorously and performs it regularly. The trigger is not always staged, but of course he is prepared.

[@EyeShotFirst]

This is an example of why Conan was leagues better than other late night hosts. He assists the comedian, helps set up their jokes, and doesn't try to talk over them or outfunny them. He also let comedians do material that was a little risky at times.

[@kennethlynch2907]

you got to love his genuine 'oh my sides hurt' laughter too.

[@aaronbozigian4310]

@@kennethlynch2907 I honestly don’t believe conans laughs are genuine. These late night hosts have a responsibility to laugh at their guests jokes, as long as they’re not too over the line. It’s just part of the job.

[@ma5839]

@@aaronbozigian4310 Conan has known Bill Burr for years. I think Burr worked as his writer at one point. His laughter is genuine, whereas unknown comics Conan might not laugh but would be more like Johnny Carson

[@dsilverleaf4668]

Rip Norm MacDonald eh

[@leonardt1995]

@@aaronbozigian4310 according to conan himself he fake laughs alot on the show but when he laughs forreal he leans back and often lays his hands on his stomach etc

[@dextergrif1052]

I like that Bill is essentially at therapy any time he’s on Conan just listing his grievances

[@tanyah.1054]

This is 100% a therapy session.

[@joshuaowie7783]

True

[@plur2179]

Facts

[@el__2handed]

And the more time between appearances = a longer list of grievances.

[@pemadamdul]

@@el__2handed conan should 9ne time wait like 4 years and see what happens

[@somanytakennames]

"It's not that she says that I'm a jerk, it's the nerve to be surprised." lol

[@peterhopqk]

LOL i´m laughing so hard

[@My-Pal-Hal]

He's just saying what we're all thinking 😂

[@brigittekiosis1897]

Yup....that made me laugh 😂

[@captainredbeard7933]

That is just comedic genius. It's Pryor-like

[@drb2k580]

Like she didn’t already know that he’s a psycho. 😂

[@matthewsawczyn6592]

"They didn't agree when it counted." might be the deepest cut

[@rorygillmore6555]

he proved it when he made the fat joke and the whole crowd thinks that's too far... can't even make a fat joke about hypothetical people anymore... because if there's any shred of evidence to it then someone might feel bad about it. Cause it's okay to feel bad when your dying of heart disease but not okay to tell guy dying of heart disease that he's fat.

[@mastermill79]

@@rorygillmore6555 The topic was too heavy.

[@diegoperez4224]

@@mastermill79 good one xD

[@zachgreen759]

Where was that?

[@1blastman]

@@mastermill79 It got weighed down with criticism.

[@sobasage1958]

Bless that guy who's laughing his heart out at almost everything.

[@changedname_8970]

At 1:25-1:34 you can tell that Bill went on a rant and they had to edit 😂

[@Venomonomonom]

Should have had him thrown out. Annoying ass taking all the attention. Talk show 101

[@smallone2351]

@@Venomonomonom wow look at this guy being a professional talk show host. You must have a very popular show, huh

[@YoJaYmaNz]

Foreal😂 Dude was having the time of his life lol

[@cheapskatepanic]

His name's Conan.

[@TheCheat420]

"There's no guitar solos anymore." I don't know why but that stuck out and made me laugh.

[@TDOLLA]

that is such an older middle age white guy gripe, it made me laugh too. It reminds me of hearing my dad and uncles complain about everything

[@bryanlafferty4631]

This topic has always bugged me though 😂

[@davidhenneberg4556]

Perfect summation of modern music lol

[@punanny123]

I need real instruments back in my reggae music too.

[@PangLiur]

this made me laughed too, then realized i missed Gary Moore T^T

[@zt1788]

The fact that he says "im not ridiculing it, I just can't relate to this" makes me respect this dude even more. Even though he made some great jokes about the bottle flipping, ultimately the joke is about him becoming old and increasingly disconnected from the modern world rather than just saying kids are dumb and things were better when he was a kid.

[@m.rasheed1214]

He's not becoming "increasingly disconnected from the modern world." His demographic is no longer the demographic of youth culture.

[@sharathsh9987]

@@m.rasheed1214 that pretty much means the same thing. I think you basically rephrased what he meant

[@m.rasheed1214]

@@sharathsh9987 Youth culture isn't "the modern world." it's just a tiny aspect of the modern world. Only an immature kid would think that youth culture is synonymous with the modern world.

[@eskanderx1027]

As a "millennial": the bottle flipping hysteria is dumb af.

[@SuperBobby1967]

Thank you Freud.

[@davebevin]

I'm 49 and I entirely relate to pretty much everything Bill talks about. I try not to get angry but it's like I'm surrounded by stupid. My wife is very patient.

[@neithanm]

I feel you, I don't flip out but frequently think to myself "look at this guy what a tool". For when it comes: happy 50 mate.

[@Pyro-Moloch]

I'm 28 but I also relate to this.

[@moistmike4150]

@@Pyro-Moloch I know this sounds weird, but "God bless you, Pyro-Moloch."

[@Pyro-Moloch]

@@moistmike4150 huh?

[@moistmike4150]

@@Pyro-Moloch Just go with it.

[@waywardmind]

Bill Burr making Conan die laughing is a healing balm in these turbulent times.

[@gilbertodepiento8521]

Ikr

[@HlifeRomania91]

Thanks for your post spot on

[@EXXTSON]

Like youre mom

[@DuckYou69]

“Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?”

[@gilbertodepiento8521]

@@DuckYou69 🥚🍳

[@mjdedge3440]

6:20 He points out a real worrying trend. How nervous everyone got when he simply suggested there be due process and evidence. We live in strange times

[@untitled6391]

The left controls the narrative Things will get much worse

[@ShawnFX]

@@untitled6391 You got it! especially with that Brandon 🤡 in office, US is heading the shiiidhole, LETS GO BRANDON!!!

[@untitled6391]

@@BluntMaster5000 Yeah that's exactly what we want. You were completely fair and impartial in describing the right wing 👍🏼

[@Hidden_Seeker_]

They didn't get nervous at the suggestion, they just didn't audibly react. Do you think it was a laugh line? Should they should they be mmhmm-ing along with him? I love Bill, but this wasn't funny or good political commentary. The audiences reaction doesn't indicate they disagree with the concepts of evidence and due process. That's asinine

[@isntmypfpbeautiful5350]

@surprisedpikachu evidence is evidence, but due process is somewhat like saying "proper procedures" (to make sure the correct things happen)

[@rohitdeb6664]

I love how Bill can just be himself with Conan. Like, it's a safe space for him to air out his thoughts without getting judged. Such a lovable wackjob!!!

[@gilbertodepiento8521]

Totally opposite of how he was on Colbert

[@rohitdeb6664]

@@gilbertodepiento8521 True. Colbert seems afraid Bill will just mouth off and get them in trouble. Makes me miss the old Colbert personna. Conan has fun with it and trusts Bill to make sense of it eventually, even if it's by running himself down. After all, he did have the masturbating bear skit! 😋

[@jimmyrade7815]

@@gilbertodepiento8521 Colbert is too conservative (not politically) to allow someone like Bill Burr to express himself fully. Colbert doesn’t understand Burr like Conan does.

[@bulletprooftiger1879]

@@jimmyrade7815 Colbert also grew up on Improv rather than Standup like his Stewart/Oliver counterparts. CBS also has him by the balls and anyone pinning that on Colbert would hand their balls right over to CBS if they got to replace David Letterman on the Late Show.

[@fasteddylove-muffin6415]

@@jimmyrade7815 Colbert also on network TV, as opposed to Conan being on cable. So stricter standards (can't swear for one) for Colbert.

[@SeanRoland-r1q]

Bill Burr is the master of making a room uncomfortable and I love it

[@stephenr80]

Louis ck pretty badass too

[@carlodovideo3943]

💯%

[@Rualnys]

Bill is arguably one of the best comedians of our generation.

[@williamdowney6265]

actually my favourite

[@choccymilkconnoisseur2775]

he's a good american comedian, terrible when compared to british comedians

[@11lance77]

@@choccymilkconnoisseur2775 Like?

[@thegrind2783]

Him and Stanhope for sure!

[@pablodmdp]

Top 5 comedians of the 21st century?:

[@Eternaldarkness3166]

The thing I like about Conan is he genuinely laughs at their responses, like it never seems fake like Fallon and he lets the comedian ones go and barely interrupts them. I'm gonna miss him as a host, he was pretty much the only show I'd watch on a regular basis.

[@jfvs1988]

Wait is he quitting

[@leah6029]

He's a wonderful host especially when you compare him to other hosts, Conan is a king 👑

[@klj2382]

Conan’s the best

[@rez188]

Can we be friends?

[@darylayertey6925]

One of funniest things about these bill burr interviews is the audience being afraid to laugh at his jokes and that pretty much just proving his point.

[@galap0g0sisland]

Or maybe bc its not funny and just uncomfortable

[@ELeviathan33]

"My jokes aren't funny? Then I MUST be right!"

[@barberman2737]

@@ELeviathan33 , in this society of cancel culture? Yeah, that's a pretty good indication you're telling the truth.

[@ArielGonzalez1]

The audience is a hard one (and it is the widest one, in terms of age)... But they always laugh at Bill's jokes and that is a sign of approval when he uses new material

[@chipstallone1489]

@@galap0g0sisland It's true and funny! I guess you're an offended woman

[@voxhumana2able]

What an absolute legend.

[@beatricefaria-clendinning8943]

I can’t stop watching and Loving him, Nothing like Laughing and Cringing at the same time…👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🤣🙏❤️🇨🇦

[@hakankarakurt1100]

Bill Burr is somehow mixing comedy and wisdom in perfect ratios

[@LiveLXStudios]

Bar the wisdom. 90% of what he says is just out of hand saying other opinions are silly and getting angry at the idea of being questioned on it.

[@john-zf1yb]

@@LiveLXStudios eh

[@bfkc111]

@@LiveLXStudios This description has obviously nothing to do with what he says. You're just aggressive because you are unable to think for yourself and know your opinions are all worthless against someone like him. You're a total cliche of someone who would get upset about him, whereas he just doesn't fall for or obsessively follow cliches like so many do.

[@LiveLXStudios]

@@bfkc111 Imagine typing so much and saying so little.

[@j.vonhogen9650]

It's not wisdom, it's observational humor from a married comedian who just turned 50. His words may sound spontaneous, but I'm pretty sure he has prepared most, if not all of his lines and he is simply acting like he is just thinking out loud. I really wouldn't mind if it would all turn out to be rehearsed, it's super funny anyway!

[@dimas.2381]

I'll never get tired of rewatching this clip. Bill Burr speaks the truth and is the funniest comedian I've ever seen

[@ThanksForAllMyToes]

Didn't it just get uploaded 1 day ago?

[@dimas.2381]

@@ThanksForAllMyToes it has been on KZbin for a while, in various bits and pieces

[@LaughingSaint66]

Carrying on the legacy of George Carlin

[@bobbyd9319]

Carlin.....also...just speak the truth.....about how the world is...funny and hard to believe.

[@19broncos97]

I love how uncomfortable he makes people. One of the few that’s keeping comedy alive. 👍🏽

[@RobeliTeran]

I love me some Bill Burr. The audience reactions (or scared silence) just reflects where our country is at the moment. You’re either all in on one side or all in on the other. We’ve left no room for nuance or gray areas anymore. Burr and Chappelle THRIVE in those areas.

[@fotizatos5439]

well said

[@mrocha3006]

Yes… it’s sad

[@Jonnoh64]

I think a table with Burr and Chappelle and someone like Conan as the "moderator" could be epic. Somewhat like David Spade's online show.

[@L1VE3V1L]

Thing is though, he always gets them on side by the end. He makes people see things from his perspective. Sign of a true comedian.

[@dennisbetitojr4418]

This might be a top 5 late night appearance. Non-stop laughs. I never tire of this interview.

[@rez188]

Hello?

[@XChildeofMalkavX]

This is why I love Bill burr. He tells it how it is without worrying he'll get cancelled.

[@anthonygordon9483]

He came from the school of Dave Chappelle. They use to do comedy clubs together and Chappelle show was his first show he got on. Comedians learn off each other and feel Bill and Dave definitely learn off each other. If you can make people cringe and laugh. That in a nutshell is dark humor.

[@ianm1462]

It’s almost like the only people who are actually cancelled tend to have criminal charges filed soon after…

[@eddiewalker7252]

@@anthonygordon9483 wrong he came up in Boston then New York with Patrice O'Neil and Kevin Heart the Chapelle show came later!

[@eddiewalker7252]

@@ianm1462 leftist not setting up the Trump raid under cover of darkness with evidence planting by the Stasi, only to return the next day to have some schmuck tag it and bag it!

[@anthonygordon9483]

@@eddiewalker7252 Yeah No... Dave has been doing stand up since 14 . He was working the comedy clubs in New York before he was 18. They knew each other. bill burr talks about it in his pod cast. they knew each other before the Chappelle show. which is why Dave hired him in the first place. Dave's networking was ridiculous by the time he was 21 years old.

[@garvitkhatri4576]

I have seen this interview a billion times and I dropped everything I was doing to see it one more time

[@tp8615]

never seen the full version tho

[@xan1716]

haha it's crazy I could almost recite his lines 😄

[@rahamedstechnicalologyguid3613]

So you have spent 26636.225 years watching this interview

[@tp8615]

@@rahamedstechnicalologyguid3613 quick maths?

[@rahamedstechnicalologyguid3613]

@@tp8615 ikr

[@granadosvm]

"... it's not that she say's that I'm a jerk, it's just, the nerve to be surprised!" 😂😂😂 Hilarious!

[@Jay-cx1er]

I know I thought so too. Bill burr at his self critiquing best 😂😂

[@kennethbrown8723]

Great line!

[@santinomireles3790]

That military airport joke was hilarious. After the 20th soldier, "Hey, have you seen action?!" Hahaha Bill Burr is one of my favorite comedians of all time.

[@patrickprice8536]

"Who the f*** is THAT guy!?!" Great line

[@rez188]

@@patrickprice8536 I love this comment

[@stevebonafede2777]

and the one about sitting next to and behind the fat guy...just about peed my pants

[@nelldores]

Yeah not sure if the Key & Peale skit was based on this..

[@Rastamanas]

Bills voice is calming no matter how he agitated is😂😂

[@mamouilletten1562]

Bill doing ASMR would be terribly wholesome.

[@Rastamanas]

@@mamouilletten1562 yeah just imagine

[@devan6127]

I know!! He’s so relaxing.. I have listened to everything he has on KZbin 5 or more times now. 👁👄👁

[@angieelabed4519]

His “I’m just checking in on you” at the beginning of his podcast puts me in a better mood every time. 😁

[@meredithcarter3175]

Nobody makes Conan laugh as hard as Bill Burr. The “nerve to be surprised” had me in stitches.

[@mikeyswag123456]

Conans one of the greatest talk show host of all time. When his guests are hilariously entertaining he doesn't mind standing back and letting them ride the wave. Makes for a much more genuine and fun experience

[@vikingfortiesfaeroes]

Hey Michael, where are you from?

[@mikeyswag123456]

@@vikingfortiesfaeroes why

[@vikingfortiesfaeroes]

@@mikeyswag123456 No, it's just you look quite a bit like me, if that is you in your profile photo. I'm from the UK

[@bayuaji7299]

u guys might be lost brother

[@A.jmmmm04]

@@bayuaji7299 its true, I'm the uk

[@AdrianBeegoatz]

I never get tired of watching this interview. Bill Burr is the greatest. “Oh Conan, I’m sure there’s something I could be doing differently…” That bit at the end gets me every time 🤣

[@tktty]

The rich old white guy that punches down. He has been given everything, yet it's not enough. What an original guy.

[@FloatingWeeds2]

@@tktty "given" lol

[@maltemalte6104]

So true, YT got this in my list when autoplay is on. I´ve heard/seen this interview like 20 times and it never fails to put a smile on my face. And honestly around 20 times is no lie xD

[@shenkeey]

@@tktty Lol, he was sleeping on his friends' couch until his late 30s to be able to fund his daily standup sets trying to make it -- just because someone is rich doesn't mean he doesn't deserve it. Can you imagine how insane you must feel when you've been bombing daily (no one laughing while you're on stage), have no money, are still single living on a futon until almost 40 and still not give up?

[@helenready1310]

@@shenkeey his dad was a dentist. 6 kids or something. rich? .. not so much. i know adult children of these 'doctor' parents: nothing but discipline and chaos, barely a place to put yourself, and spanish rice on sundays -- enough to feed all of us while mom heads back to/from the hospital to bring another little one in....

[@LunarX100]

I love Bill Burr. He's not afraid to say what he thinks and he does speak for so many people who wouldn't have the guts to spill it like he does. At the same time he has a humble way about his explosions even when he puts the 'booing' people in their place without batting an eye. He knows his short comings and gives a voice to a lot of bullshit in the world in such a funny way. Great guy!

[@MGooGM]

And he owns up to the fact that some of what he says is ignorant. But no matter how ignorant he may sound, he still makes a strong argument on most topics whether people want to hear it or not.

[@Skibbidyboobop]

Look up what he did to the crowd in Philly if you haven't seen it yet 🤣🤣

[@davinalopez-oz1ez]

​@@MGooGMwhat he's saying is true

[@waraubie69]

@@Skibbidyboobop That show made him a LEGEND! Few comics can successfully handle hecklers! He took it to the next level! 😆

[@tone7560]

Two of the best ever. Conan is literally head and shoulders above all late night hosts. Burr is one if the best comedians around.

[@MissMoxie]

Couldn’t agree more 🎉

[@GrizzlytheNatural]

Gotta think that one guy in the audience is being as loud as possible just to see if he can hear himself when he watches his DVR later

[@dankmatter3068]

yeah thats me

[@davidsteinberg2120]

Obviously high as à mofo..,😁

[@JaxRwld]

I swear I've read this comment before...

[@meganallday]

I had to see how old this comment was because the acronym DVR showed up

[@normalguy78]

Whats a DVR lol just kidding. My nephew was like whats a DVR I said and expensive VCR now hes totally lost.

[@Meis1259]

Props to Andy for getting the Fatal Attraction reference, he was so quick!

[@ctrainbeats]

my mans is the silent ninja

[@Meis1259]

@@ctrainbeats I am always impressed at how quick Andy is, and how knowledgeable he is too. He def doesn't get enough credit.

[@henkdetenk3480]

He's still alive

[@BIGMILKO]

Yeah ya really wouldn't expect that from one o' those Swedish-Germans

[@Meis1259]

@@BIGMILKO As the scriptures say, a man is only flesh and blood, and by golly, a man has needs.

[@kamikazeneko9070]

I am a person who rarely laughs out loud when watching stand up comedians but Bill Burr made me laugh the whole time

[@jerrycant2261]

Same here bill is the only one that can actually make me laugh out loud 😂😂

[@vtonyvicente102]

@@jerrycant2261 that's because he's a comedian who is authentically angry at his talking points 😆

[@fred1125]

me too

[@invisibot6]

Bruh when he said his dad threw the milk I lost it.

[@idanceforpennies281]

The best comedy is about stuff which is totally true. And Bill Burr is a very regular guy who knows how to portray everyday life in a very funny way.

[@alyssa0411]

I love Bill. He says what we thinks with no filter and can talk circles around people. One of my favorite comedians. He’s so good with going on total rants that make you laugh.

[@LokiDWolf]

"50 is not the new 40. It's 50!" LOVE IT!!!

[@gilbertodepiento8521]

50 is the new 51

[@craigmachinima1729]

had me laughing to the point of asphyxia with that. love how he makes his points while not holding back for anyone. comedians are the true depiction of the first amendment as it was intended to be. (why so serious?) the hate filled context is more mind over anything...... context in jokes are being seen through such skewed perceptions and values and it's a shame for those who want to laugh but are too cowardly to do so... good point btw

[@jordoncampbell5118]

50 is the new 49+1.

[@AD-eg9cw]

That phrase doesn't mean that 50 is literally 40. It means that 50 is no longer an age where women become "inivisible" like in the past. Example: Monica Bellucci playing a sex symbol in her 50's in a James Bond film, and she was even older than Daniel Craig.

[@abbery9202]

This was one of the best appearances ever on Conan no doubt. Bill Burr just made it rain, and Conan just does hosting right. Conan is leagues above the other hosts we currently have

[@echoguitarist]

"There's always something I could be doing. That's what I've learned from being married."- Nailed it.

[@jameswitham6371]

Love this guy.....point proven by the audiences reaction....everyones scared of everything.....all the time....,bring back by the old days....

[@shiroshika1]

This aged so well considering the Johnny Depp Amber Heard defamation trial. "Believe all women. All of them?.....what happened to due process..." Love his take on all of that.

[@bellabana]

Depp lost his case in the UK because it was decided by a judge who said Depp was guilty of domestic abuse. Whereas in the US the case was turned into a circus, a freak show, decided by the media and public opinion so Depp won because of the jury who were in reality his fans. The online campaign against Heard especially by men including death threats was a complete and utter disgrace, shameful in fact. In any other normal country the case would’ve been thrown out and wouldn’t have even made it to trial. So now even more women in the US are afraid to report domestic abuse after seeing an abuser like Depp get away with it.

[@viktormuerte]

@@bellabana if Johnny was an abuser why did Kate Moss speak out in his defense? How come Winona Ryder has also come out in his defense? Why has there not been a single ex girlfriend except for Ellen Barkin - who only testified to Johnny's erratic behavior - who has come out against him? You know that Amber has been accused of abuse in the past right? The kind of abuse you accuse Johnny of does not occur in a vacuum. If he has been abusive in the past, this would have come out already. But it never has. Is Johnny a saint? Hardly. Is he abusive towards women? No.

[@g80gzt]

@@bellabana So the one with the recordings of their abuser saying abusive hurtful things, the one who got their finger chopped, the one who was beaten, is the abuser, not the abused. Gotcha, so women are the primary perpetrators of domestic violence, considering how many of them get beaten, maimed, and verbally abused! Oh wait that's ass backwards and idiotic. How about listen to the evidence the abused brings out, and pay attention to the abuser grasping at straws, like their dog stepping on a bee, or clinging to some story about muffins. What's more important, dog paws and muffins, or mr man got his finger chopped?

[@Sweatha44]

@@g80gzt @bellabana is in the remaining 13% of people Bill was talking about 😂😂😂

[@bellabana]

@@Sweatha44 no I’m simply not a Depp apologist like his female fans that romanticize him because they looooove his movies or a misogynistic male that hates women and believe women should be put in their place. That’s Depp’s fan base. Just because Kate Moss defended him still doesn’t change the fact he abused Amber Heard. That’s like saying because I wasn’t abused as a child therefore it’s not possible for other children to be abused, it’s a false equivalency. I think in years to come people will look back at the way Amber Heard was treated in shame, the mocking, bullying and death threats were beyond appalling. Yet the fact people now who think it’s deserved speaks volumes about them, that’s what’s truly shameful!

[@ComicalRealm]

Bill burr is the most consistently funny man I’ve ever seen

[@billymcondon]

I forget which comedian said it, I think Bert, but someone said he basically talks normally like he's telling a bit. There are a few comedians that completely embody comedy and at any given moment and not feel stale or forced. One of the greatest comics

[@joaofigueiredo6585]

True.. But his selfishness And certains comments are.... Concerning... Like sociopath concerning

[@joaofigueiredo6585]

@Johan Hansén figure of speech bro..... Figure of speech.....

[@joaofigueiredo6585]

@Johan Hansén it's concerning...

[@Jovibe23]

@@billymcondon That is Bill burr Motto. Just be you. I believe he sad it in on of his specials. *People are all the same* *Tell her like it is* *Why do I do this* My personal favorites

[@photo161]

It's good to see Conan really laugh spontaneously and enjoy himself in doing so...he's always been generous in allowing himself, not to try to compete but rather to be an honest audience to true talent.

[@kellykirk4244]

I’m a woman and I love when comedians make fun of modern feminism. It’s too much some times 😂🤣 this was hilarious

[@MeaCulpa04]

Nice! Are you taken?!

[@nopelolno5066]

Yeah yeah pack it up

[@CC-hy1lx]

Conan is truly the best talk show host ever. He lets Bill drive the discussion, avoids interruption, and laughs genuinely unlike he who shall not be named

[@ludmillagutomo]

😂😂😂

[@pemadamdul]

Mimmy Sallon

[@diogoaxel]

craig fergunson.

[@beemo9]

He got it from Johnny Carson.

[@The1morningstar]

Hahaha 🤣

[@magnetospin]

When he was four, he was like "things were better when I was three". Andy's hilarious.

[@joefriedman9843]

That was great haha

[@arddeth553]

oh andy richter the swedish german

[@o9brian]

Andy is extremely underrated as a comic and co-host… he’s perfect as his comments make sense and are timed well… he doesn’t always talk often but when he does it’s done with class, intent & purpose. I’d like to see him host another show of multiple guests but at the same time & coordinate the banter… he’d be fun to watch take the lead with other interesting & intelligent characters. I’m sure he has learned a lot from Conan & his own style would be great.

[@o9brian]

These guys are all great & norm!

[@RoisinT2]

Nothing away from Andy, he is awesome! But, sitcom is so easy / way much easier when you can just sit back and observe, without any need to force anything. Example, when Bill was on Conan and that batshitcrazy lady was in there too who yelled Bill to help with her coat - to take it off.. and then Bill said something about hey Conan i wonder why her relations dont hold up or sum such.. While Andy, and expecially Bill are way above from regular level - i can make these kind of "jokes" all the time too, being "sidekick"..

[@Beerlust_AUS]

Bill Burr is among my favourite half dozen comedians on the planet right now. In a time of people feeling they have to be politically correct in place of telling the truth about a subject, Bill Burr is a breath of fresh air. His talk show appearances with Conan are all good. This particular night he was at his best. I cry laughing watching/listening to this particular night on Conan. Long live Bill Burr!

[@ironheart191]

I've seen this like a dozen times; kudos to Conan for being secure enough to give his guest the room to shine, and Bill just knocks it outta the park - every damn time!

[@03canadianf5]

I'm into my 30's now, and every day I get a little older, and every day Bill Burr solidifies himself as my favourite comedian. I'm starting to relate more and more lol.

[@kylesanders8276]

Our childhood in the 80s-90s wasn't too dissimilar from the 70s. Even if we have technological proficiency more-so than previous generations, I think it was the post-internet era that re-calibrated the growing up experience for better and worse.

[@JohnSmith-rk6jy]

yup. Him and Gervais. All ye need.

[@tumorator]

If only more people in the spotlight that have a voice had the balls and heart like Burr does.

[@sabinasmailovic1982]

This is the best interview of Bill hands down... Funny, articulate, smart.. Hilarious... Love it..

[@marisoldominguez438]

This interview with Bill Burr is the funniest interview ever. Conan can’t keep from laughing. Priceless.

[@ArielGonzalez1]

I would say the second one, because the best one is the one where he tells the Oprah rant

[@dikoo6506]

@@ArielGonzalez1 she stood on top of the heads of those little people!

[@TheGriever]

Love how Bill treats Conans show as a vent therapy session

[@ludosad621]

he doesn't even make eye contact for like 95% of it. He's just getting it off his chest

[@amen_ra6926]

I've always liked Bill Burr. When I saw one of his early HBO shows where he the does the bits about the difference in churches, comparing outfits with his black friends, and dating black women, I was in tears. The way he talks about his childhood and tough parenting, I can relate. He is hilarious.

[@ASuvanich]

This guy is ridiculously entertaining, funny, honest and unapologetically real 🎤

[@ChrisW228]

He’s so right about kids. No one disciplines kids today. It used to be that you didn’t want to get in trouble in school because you’d be punished there, and then when you got home and showed the parents that note, you got punished again. One of the reasons I left teaching is because if you TRY to discipline a child now, the parent comes in, rips you apart, prohibits detention, etc., and then is the first to blame you when their child gets a B on a test because all of the disruptions their child continues to cause prevents you from fully teaching the lessons. Teachers spend more uninterrupted time with the next generation than any other person, but aren’t allowed to do any of the things necessary to turn out an educated person, much less a good citizen.

[@MB-xe8bb]

My teacher sisters say the same thing. The parents are as bad as the kids, and are not teaching their kids responsibility. Several seniors I know have said they are glad they are not going to be alive when the young generations take charge.

[@kevinbillingsley8256]

@@MB-xe8bb ...and it's not as though every single generation in the history of humankind has said EXACTLY the same thing.

[@rjhinnj]

We need people like you to run for school boards and administrators… things need to change in our educational system for this country to survive!

[@kevinbillingsley8256]

@@rjhinnj Each time one of you people who thinks we can fix things through violence speaks, you speak as if you have some new idea. You're the old way. You're how we got here. The fix is to stop listening to you people once and for all and realize that violence only leads to additional violence.

[@reneeschwider6136]

That's so sad. I was hoping that wasn't really happening, kids are so spoiled nowadays it's pathetic. It makes me wonder how they are going to turn out.

[@geekdiggy]

i know every single second of this interview because i've watched the previous clips a million times each, yet this whole thing still got me😂 whoever was nice enough to upload this has my thanks

[@Impuhlz]

This is just legendary chemistry- the way Conan lets him preach and also genuinely laughs his ass off- gonna miss this on late night

[@James-wd2uu]

Much like norm macdonald, iv always compared these two guests and the freedom they got on shows

[@scottk1525]

Bill Burr has gotta be the most effortlessly funny man of all time. He can just wing it and it's like watching stand up.

[@jumpsuitCD]

I love bill burr, and he makes is very obvious his intense biases stems from early trauma, so hard to not like the guy. He is unapologetically himself while not acting like a a pos

[@bigedslobotomy]

I think one of the things people love about him is that he overreacts to the littlest thing - and they identify with that (except he takes to the highest extreme)

[@jeffjackson8172]

Hi

[@slyweasel808]

I love how much Conan loves Bills humor. He seriously belly laughs the whole time.

[@Primetimecarolina]

Bill Burr is going to have the most amazing old man rants when he’s 80

[@j.c.9305]

This generations Don Rickles!

[@Yfrontdude]

He has them NOW!

[@dhonorablebengorilya]

angry, funny, and honest. a perfect mix for a comedian. keep at it, Bill! we love you!

[@Kp-pk9nl]

Re-upload everything un cut. Ill rewatch them all Team Coco. True fans need it

[@juancpgo]

One of the most epic Conan interviews of all time. The way it moves from unbearably awkward to irresistibly hilarious in an endless loop is just perfect.

[@jonasking3670]

They should play compilations of his Conan interviews in beginning psych classes. It’s so amazing watching him trying to “evolve” over the years.

[@ozzieluvaya2202]

Everything bill burr is saying is true about parenting.

[@damoncook3339]

No, it's not. It's funny but not true.

[@ands1983]

No. Hitting your kids will give you a kid that is obedient and respects you. It will give you a kid that resents you and learns to hide their true self from you. If you believe otherwise, ask your boss to punch you whenever you make a mistake, then see if you make fewer mistakes.

[@cuylerpenrod1031]

@@ands1983 people confuse hitting and beating. Like I’m not gonna beat my kid if they mess up or are rude but I think sometimes you have to hit a kid to keep them in check

[@dokai5253]

@Cuyler Penrod hitting a child isn't excusable under any circumstance lol. you need to be a sick kind of human being to think otherwise

[@cuylerpenrod1031]

@@dokai5253 ah yes because smacking your kid upside the head is abuse lol

[@psad1]

How can I watch this like once a month and still laugh just as hard every time?

[@paulinechapman5669]

I know …right..🇨🇦

[@Jovibe23]

That is Bill burr Motto. Just be you. I believe he sad it in on of his specials. *People are all the same* *Tell her like it is* *Why do I do this* My personal favorites

[@eskanderx1027]

The Bill effect.

[@jpalexander292]

Yes I’m around Bills age and he is right in the money, Tougher parenting. I’m almost 56 and m father is 82 and he still calls me a jackass when I do something stupid.

[@danielbrown1724]

😆😆

[@huzaifaimam7252]

LOL that's funny

[@asemahlemazula6]

Bill On Conan is the best thing ever 🔥

[@19MichaelDixon]

The due process bit is some of the most honest and truthful stuff I've ever heard.

[@Pedro-tl7jg]

The "Have you seen action" is the best thing ever

[@paulinechapman5669]

I know right..🇨🇦

[@Morpheah]

Thank you for your service

[@acrustykrab]

Lmao

[@jamesbaum9775]

Bill is the absolute king of metaphors and Conan lets him run with it perfectly.

[@AdelaideAnon89]

Him immediately addressing the groans with logic is incredible. It shuts them up immediately

[@kitchengod54]

I laughed so hard I was constantly wiping my eyes. Bill Burr just blasts out crazy funny humor like a fire hose. Conan was genuinely losing it laughing too.

[@theoldman365]

I LMAO every time I watch this segment! Bill Burr is a riot! The stories he tells about his childhood, helps me to realize I am not alone in how parents raised us during that time, lol!

[@bargainbassist]

12:37 This is classic- Bill relentlessly going off while Conan is helpless with laughter. Never gets old, just way too funny.

[@RoisinT2]

I love how he even leans towards him going at it more.. :D

[@xitaris5981]

I love how Bill is just Bill no matter what setting he's in. Some guests tiptoe when they're on talk shows, but Bill just doesn't hesitate to share his opinion.

[@quads4life1]

i've never seen Bill Burr before.. It's great to see someone have the balls to be real! Loved it!

[@WCDavis-cl7si]

Find "Bill Burr gives Philly a talking to" from 2006, i think. There isn't much video, but just listen to him work that angry crowd.

[@FinancialShinanigan]

So nice of Bill to do a standup for that one guy.

[@trumpetmusic5672]

Anything that involves Bill Burr and Conan talking is a classic! I love how Conan lets Bill develop his comedy even when he doesn't agree with what he is saying.

[@katitachulita6841]

Please Conan do a special with just you and Bill Burr. I would watch over and over it as I have all these with Bill in them!

[@_SoCalDude_]

Hell yes, a 1 or even 2 hour special of just Bill and Conan discussing whatever comes up.

[@anamay97]

Get a job

[@_SoCalDude_]

@A Jesse, WTF are you talking about?

[@Robusquet]

Bill Burr is an incredible poet; metaphors, allegories, lucid social criticism, balls of steel, and, of course, the cut-throat comedy. If he composed music and wrote plays and novels, he would be a complete bard.

[@goalie2998]

Bill burr is so honest it's hilarious. Also that one guy cracking up is having the best time. Good for him

[@dustynpierson5924]

99.5% of the audience were so afraid to laugh when he started talking about women. They had no idea how to react. A lot of what he said is very accurate to what is happening today.

[@slimaneazouzi970]

very accurate to what is happening today only in usa and its going downhill here in our country children are taught to be responsible and every mistake is followed by punishment that fits it

[@charlesstade773]

I love how Bill just takes over the show. I especially get a chuckle out of Conan losing his show and all he can do is laugh.

[@kevincarlos973]

I love how he had to keep his composure after saying he missed evidence. That was so good he was about to crack himself up.

[@i_unfriend_u]

I hope Bill never loses his temper. His rants are hilarious lol

[@hemmper]

Isn't losing his temper what he does for a living? 🙂

[@Chief1326]

@@hemmper he means he doesn’t stop having one I think

[@kurtsauve8798]

That's his secret, he's always losing his temper.

[@MrModerate_kane]

Bills great, love his comments, he’s like an educated caveman, seeing things very simply, from a different angle which makes the comments funny.

[@Joe_J-MT_Boy]

Wow... you don't figure Bill can possibly top your favorite one of his rants... and one like this comes along and blows the doors off. So many good lines in this one...

[@donaldneill4419]

I had never heard of Bill Burr until I saw S1E6 of The Mandalorian, and he was fantastic in that role, and I started watching his stuff, and I haven't stopped since. He's Chappelle level of fantastic. And Conan - "He's starting to mellow." Priceless.

[@jamesdermatis7348]

"All she (wife) has on me is my overall vibe". That was a funny line.

[@AinzWoolGown]

50 is relatively young I'm 28 now, I'll be 50 when team coco releases all of Bill's full interviews. So it'll be alright.

[@emmanuelvillegas3431]

It looks like Conan is Bills therapyst...and Bill just spilling every thing that bothers him.

[@anuragkarki184]

accurate

[@702twhite]

Hearing Bill just absolutely trash younger kids (my generation) puts such a smile on my face because I agree with every single word he says!

[@alanbaqtar1244]

This is honestly a therapy session for bill at this point 😂