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Bill Burr Fat Roommate Rant😂💀

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CANCEL ME COMEDY

CANCEL ME COMEDY

Күн бұрын

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@Crossword131
@Crossword131 2 ай бұрын
R.I.P. Patrice!
@Mike-ml5bz
@Mike-ml5bz 2 ай бұрын
Wtf
@GaJiarg
@GaJiarg 2 ай бұрын
hahahahahahaha
@Lord_Sheshomeru
@Lord_Sheshomeru 2 ай бұрын
I got ya!! 👍
@Crossword131
@Crossword131 2 ай бұрын
I mean, we all know he's talking about Patrice O'Neal.
@customincisivecomment
@customincisivecomment 2 ай бұрын
Hahaha
@IknowIamkindagreat
@IknowIamkindagreat 2 ай бұрын
I'm fat and this is 1000% accurate
@vpunk2008
@vpunk2008 Ай бұрын
​@jordancampbell2545 I was fat and can confirm it is true😂😂
@TylerBattles12
@TylerBattles12 Ай бұрын
Get help
@bestofgrime7723
@bestofgrime7723 Ай бұрын
At 32 I'm geting a bit fat and I can confirm this is why ! I'm barely eating through the day, it comes to 2 am and I'm eating cereal, chocolate and crisps.
@Sefk76
@Sefk76 Ай бұрын
​@@bestofgrime7723that's depression sneaking up on you dude. Do something that makes you feel good about yourself immediately, or become a sad sack of shit that hates himself like I do
@ericsalinas98
@ericsalinas98 Ай бұрын
I've made the oddest food creations only a fat person can think of. Chocolate egoo PB&j Pizza hot Cheetos sandwich I'm 220 now I look 180 but I used to be 298. So I can relate
@smokeandkippers
@smokeandkippers Ай бұрын
“Alllllll the questions are answered!” 😂😂😂
@JayGreggy4973
@JayGreggy4973 Ай бұрын
Bill's superpower is telling us what we were already thinking, but saying it better.
@riotman3579
@riotman3579 2 ай бұрын
It's like feeding gremlins passed midnight 😂
@ShindlersFiist
@ShindlersFiist Ай бұрын
Oh man 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
@harrypocher84
@harrypocher84 Ай бұрын
😂
@peachdore5800
@peachdore5800 2 ай бұрын
As a fat guy this is completely true.
@OGFlippy
@OGFlippy Ай бұрын
I overcame my weight with alot of exercise but I still sometimes let myself eat like this too often. It’s so hard to fight gluttony.
@DeyTookOurJobs
@DeyTookOurJobs Ай бұрын
Bro.. I understand wanting to indulge. I really do But I made a rule for myself that I won't eat beyond 6pm. If you have excess weight, having standards on your eating will help you lose weight. If you can discipline yourself to eat responsibly, you'll lose weight. It's the lack of discipline that ruins people
@matthewlupton1539
@matthewlupton1539 Ай бұрын
@@DeyTookOurJobs or nowadays you can take a medication meant for diabetes and lose weight without doing literally anything lmao people have just slowly become so lazy because we don’t even really have to leave our houses for anything anymore. We’ve also started a culture of fat acceptance and turning a blind eye to the actual health problems that come with obesity. We’ve kinda already lost the battle to obesity as a nation, by 2030 over 50% of our population is projected to be obese… I wonder who’s pulling the strings to get that number up so fast??? It couldn’t be the multi billion dollar fast food companies??? Look up the tufts food compass… they actually ranked lucky charms as healthier than red meat… and that’s supposed to be the new standard food pyramid lmao
@Ryuryumi
@Ryuryumi Ай бұрын
Fuck this is too real how’s he telling our secret😩😂
@jp3mcpherson
@jp3mcpherson Ай бұрын
I knew a guy that looked like Peter Griffin. He would eat ravioli in the bathroom alone.
@Ahaaaaaaaa101
@Ahaaaaaaaa101 Ай бұрын
Wtf
@Chris-ro7mn
@Chris-ro7mn Ай бұрын
Cryvioli
@samuelcardoza5197
@samuelcardoza5197 Ай бұрын
Why did this make me laugh so hard
@pointblank8216
@pointblank8216 Ай бұрын
in the bathroom?? man that’s disgusting
@user-iq9uu9mh7k
@user-iq9uu9mh7k Ай бұрын
Would it better if he had company?😂
@milwaukeebrewers6337
@milwaukeebrewers6337 Ай бұрын
I literally just opened a bag of funyuns 11:18pm as this short started lol...
@shawnmurtaugh1412
@shawnmurtaugh1412 2 ай бұрын
Bobby Kelly
@packagegoods1706
@packagegoods1706 2 ай бұрын
💯
@verrekijker6725
@verrekijker6725 2 ай бұрын
Without a doubt.
@gustavoguerola1675
@gustavoguerola1675 Ай бұрын
That Puerto Rican sausage used to be skinny then
@lampseven4894
@lampseven4894 Ай бұрын
Breakin up his kids shits😂😂😂
@JordanAlbert-fu9jz
@JordanAlbert-fu9jz Ай бұрын
He definitely was 😅 I saw Bobby Kelly live a few months ago, and he is maybe 200 lbs tops and looks so healthy now... He got surgery to shrink his stomach. But Bobby looked so natural being fat, though 😂
@tristanjorritsma9709
@tristanjorritsma9709 Ай бұрын
It’s like being a werewolf, only instead of eating people, you eat smarties ice cream and order Uber Eats
@jp32123
@jp32123 Ай бұрын
I don’t think you realize how out of touch you are. Not everybody can afford to order Uber Eats regularly.
@mjverostek1278
@mjverostek1278 2 ай бұрын
In college I had a roommate who would eat raw beef stew cubes.
@toasterpoppin8717
@toasterpoppin8717 2 ай бұрын
Good god 🤮🤮🤮
@wolvesetc
@wolvesetc 2 ай бұрын
Sounds kinda like Ethiopian
@jamessibley6651
@jamessibley6651 2 ай бұрын
I have seen gravy drinkers before but that's hard core
@JamesGannon-iz7yh
@JamesGannon-iz7yh 2 ай бұрын
That's pretty crazy. Out of pure laziness? He just didn't want to spend 5 minutes cooking it?
@sIowburn
@sIowburn 2 ай бұрын
@@JamesGannon-iz7yh not even 5 minutes it takes 2 minutes to boil water in a microwave its gotta be a whole other level of lazy
@jamessibley6651
@jamessibley6651 2 ай бұрын
After midnight they eat off the counter tops instead of a table
@tamparocks
@tamparocks Ай бұрын
Exactly 😅
@mattbrown2701
@mattbrown2701 Ай бұрын
As a fat person, I can confirm this it’s mostly the late night stuff that gives me I’ll eat dinner and then be falling asleep and be like God I’m so hungry
@MrIrish1
@MrIrish1 Ай бұрын
You’re dehydrated. Drink more water and it will stop!
@leobender2910
@leobender2910 Ай бұрын
Throwing Bobby under the bus like that
@Orpheonix
@Orpheonix 2 ай бұрын
Adam: ".. We'll be right back."
@Arcanecide
@Arcanecide Ай бұрын
Whose Adam all I see is Bill Burr and Dr Phil
@Joey.9
@Joey.9 2 ай бұрын
So savagely accurate as I eat a bowl of cereal at 3am. Lol
@riotman3579
@riotman3579 2 ай бұрын
That shit just hits right at night idk why 😂
@zloiche
@zloiche Ай бұрын
Is it a popcorn bowl with a wooden spoon??
@Joey.9
@Joey.9 Ай бұрын
@@riotman3579 Absolutely!
@Joey.9
@Joey.9 Ай бұрын
@@zloiche Actually, it's a trash can and shovel. Lol
@jimbobcooter9874
@jimbobcooter9874 Ай бұрын
​@@Joey.9I live on a lake. I've actually worked something out with the association where at night time we drain the water from the lake. Fill it with milk and Kellogg actually air drops the cinnamon toast crunch. Insanely expensive affair. But I'm then able to eat the lake at night. No spoons I just swim and let it soak into my body
@mantistoboggan6053
@mantistoboggan6053 Ай бұрын
This is 100% about Bobby Kelly 😂
@zero11010
@zero11010 2 ай бұрын
They feel ashamed to eat in front of others (often). So, they let themselves go when they're alone eating 3-4 times more than a person should eat in a full day. And then they have no idea why they're so big.
@Mort_and_Ricky
@Mort_and_Ricky 2 ай бұрын
They? Or you?
@zero11010
@zero11010 2 ай бұрын
@@Mort_and_Ricky they. I see the same pattern with most obese people. They make efforts to not eat much in social situations. But, they tend to eat CONSTANTLY (which obviously adds up) and I’ve known some to binge eat when alone. Do you not have ANY fat friends? It takes a LOT of calories to feed a really obese body and not lose weight. It isn’t like they’re eating 2k or even 3k calories a day. Just to stay the size some of these people are they have to eat 4k or even 5k calories a day. And I’ve seen morbidly obese people put away 3k calories in a single meal with snacks before and after. It’s pretty crazy.
@Mort_and_Ricky
@Mort_and_Ricky 2 ай бұрын
@@zero11010 I honestly don't have any day friends, I work with some but no friends like that
@zero11010
@zero11010 2 ай бұрын
@@Mort_and_Ricky A quick google search shows about 40% of the population is obese ... they're VERY literally hard to miss.
@dimaknopf
@dimaknopf Ай бұрын
It's a form of intermittent fasting almost unless they're also eating during they day they should actually be losing weight. Strange.
@cecilposs5012
@cecilposs5012 2 ай бұрын
This I too fucking true lol
@jp32123
@jp32123 Ай бұрын
Do comedians ever have friends who are NOT comedians? Seems weird that he avoided mentioning that it’s Bob Kelly who was his roommate.
@justinian47th
@justinian47th Ай бұрын
I fucking love this man. XD
@PeterRSCFF
@PeterRSCFF Ай бұрын
The only thing I have to do to shift from bulking to cutting is force myself to stay in bed no matter what 😂
@lhbenedict
@lhbenedict Ай бұрын
As a fat room mate, he’s not wrong…
@RatDog84
@RatDog84 Ай бұрын
True...so very true😮😂
@carltonbauheimer
@carltonbauheimer Ай бұрын
Im watching this at around midnight as i finish off an entire pizza. The joke checks out.
@hg1651
@hg1651 Ай бұрын
Huge land monster here: the bowl is the all in one bowl. You can mix or keep snacks separated... Sandwich, chips, two wings from last week and pop tarts. The drink is always in a large jug or gallon.
@AnAmerican-fm3xk
@AnAmerican-fm3xk Ай бұрын
Honesty is the funniest ever when done right. I'll leave it to the professionals like Bill 😂
@wells19874
@wells19874 Ай бұрын
He's talking about Bob Kelly 😅
@StuPedassol
@StuPedassol Ай бұрын
"IT'S HEREDITARY!" CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
@911mykid
@911mykid 2 ай бұрын
This is so true! My room mate would tell me he barely eats. His fatness is just in the family. Seen him eat a large pizza, 4 bowls of cereal, a whole chicken and a gallon of ice cream in one night around 2am.
@Dremth
@Dremth Ай бұрын
I'm sitting here at 1:30am, after fasting all day, eating an entire bag of Funyuns, fat as fuck.
@bensheard3969
@bensheard3969 Ай бұрын
Can confirm. Not very fat but the food i make late at night is just ingredients of a witches brew thrown togeather
@FeralFresse
@FeralFresse Ай бұрын
I broke my leg man
@aaronbrungardt2917
@aaronbrungardt2917 Ай бұрын
Nobody craves for a Caesar salad... especially after midnight. When everyone is sleeping, nobody is peeling cucumbers and carrots and dicing away over some broccoli and cauliflower going "Oh, I hope I don't wake anyone up... Just making smoothies... Who wants one?"
@bigjoe2234
@bigjoe2234 Ай бұрын
Used to be a fat roommate. All truth. 1000000% accurate
@kone.linngus3651
@kone.linngus3651 Ай бұрын
After midnight they put on their eating ensemble
@GreyLocke286
@GreyLocke286 Ай бұрын
I hate to say how true this is...lolol
@cyberden
@cyberden Ай бұрын
Thats true… they often ear salad when you see them…
@bmandrakeeee8378
@bmandrakeeee8378 Ай бұрын
and I tell you: for a while I had a problem and was prescribed klonopin, right before bedtime, for like 6 months. I lost 14 pounds without even understanding why; I thought that I had cancer or something. Then it hit me: if I am not anxious, I don't have to eat like a pig to make me feel tired and sleepy. then the prescription ended and of course I am a little fatter than before
@anthonyalexander5607
@anthonyalexander5607 2 ай бұрын
hes so right dude
@marcdumont2275
@marcdumont2275 Ай бұрын
That's also the worst time of the day to eat 😂
@kofiastra9837
@kofiastra9837 Ай бұрын
Omg don't tell them our secrets 😂🥛
@DeyTookOurJobs
@DeyTookOurJobs Ай бұрын
Even fake Dr. Phil was speechless 😂😂
@BUBLOVE
@BUBLOVE Ай бұрын
This is so true😂
@lillbunnyhop
@lillbunnyhop Ай бұрын
Sad truth😆😅
@SolisSolaris
@SolisSolaris Ай бұрын
A morbidly obese friend of mine asked for my support during their weight loss goals - for a while I was like, “I never see them eat a meal how are they getting so many calories?” Then I realized she was snacking on high calorie junk food all day. Trenti sized Starbucks drinks with extra syrup and a couple of muffins and danishes, drinking multiple 32oz sodas from the gas station with bags of potato chips, basically just sugar, salt grease and very little protein or veggies.
@jjman111188
@jjman111188 Ай бұрын
I don't even know any fat people 😂
@Watusifarm
@Watusifarm Ай бұрын
My sister is really heavy but when she eats at our house she never finishes her plate, but when she goes home…..😂
@albertomartinezalbors9079
@albertomartinezalbors9079 Ай бұрын
Master
@cje202
@cje202 2 ай бұрын
Duuuuuuuuuuuude
@FurryLover01
@FurryLover01 2 ай бұрын
This is hilarious
@BGdroopy
@BGdroopy Ай бұрын
OUT THE PARK!!! Raccoon’s!!!! 🙂🤣🤣
@vargr8435
@vargr8435 Ай бұрын
Silly Patrice 😊
@Naldito15
@Naldito15 Ай бұрын
Had a friend like that, she would less than me.. Saw her at night, destroying this giant take out order with desert.
@steveraymond982
@steveraymond982 2 ай бұрын
Lived with Bobby Kelly lmao
@dkk2114
@dkk2114 Ай бұрын
What's funny is he's talking about Bob Kelly
@christopherzucchero4447
@christopherzucchero4447 2 ай бұрын
Bobby!!!!!
@murkzu
@murkzu Ай бұрын
Robert Kelly
@JamesR1986
@JamesR1986 2 ай бұрын
I feel seen
@davidpurba404
@davidpurba404 Ай бұрын
Is this about bobby kelly 😂
@dama3979
@dama3979 2 ай бұрын
Poor Bobby Kelly
@300gjw
@300gjw Ай бұрын
Dude as a morbidly obese person myself, this is dead on! I’ve done more damage to myself between the hours of 10:00 and 2:00.
@drozone3658
@drozone3658 Ай бұрын
How can anyone take this dude seriously anymore when we all know his wife holds him in her palm.
@user-iq9uu9mh7k
@user-iq9uu9mh7k Ай бұрын
Im the opposite 😅. I eat a lot all the time and dont put on weight. My fat friends hate me.
@douglassandstrom6314
@douglassandstrom6314 Ай бұрын
Oh yeah night feeding
@JW-tw9wo
@JW-tw9wo Ай бұрын
Joe Derosa
@g6et_wrx177
@g6et_wrx177 Ай бұрын
Joey Diaz
@GaryGoat350
@GaryGoat350 Ай бұрын
Thanks for censoring the noise that could be a child’s toy.
@michaelbergsma6185
@michaelbergsma6185 2 ай бұрын
What is this from? I want to watch the whole thing.
@bobloerakker9031
@bobloerakker9031 2 ай бұрын
Dr phil(adamray) bill burr
@jalenfrais13
@jalenfrais13 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@marksmith3991
@marksmith3991 Ай бұрын
Raccoons 😂
@Mspike456
@Mspike456 Ай бұрын
👍👍👍👍👍
@bcutt8629
@bcutt8629 2 ай бұрын
This is bullshit... This comments section should be infinite. You should be able to f_cking time travel !
@mitchhandy4904
@mitchhandy4904 Ай бұрын
Adam can't keep it together because he was such a fat kid.😂
@robertholland9651
@robertholland9651 2 ай бұрын
Omg LOL
@Jacktrack7
@Jacktrack7 Ай бұрын
What, you can't say balls now?
@LetsGo-ik7zm
@LetsGo-ik7zm Ай бұрын
😂
@ericsalinas98
@ericsalinas98 Ай бұрын
We are like racoons 😂😂😂 i have made the most oddest creations hot Cheetos cheese pizza Sandwiches. Im 220 now I used to be 298. I look 180 thoo
@Markreedervill
@Markreedervill Ай бұрын
I really used to like this guy, but then he opened his mouth about Covid
@decembersveryown5935
@decembersveryown5935 Ай бұрын
You can't even say balls? Jesus fuckin christ
@andyjacobs28
@andyjacobs28 Ай бұрын
But he's perfect. What a jerk.
@CoolHandLukeVol
@CoolHandLukeVol Ай бұрын
He didn't say he was. When you can't take a joke the truth hurts.
@scottanderson-lc8xd
@scottanderson-lc8xd Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂❤🎉😢😢😢😅😂
@KapriSosa-ow8bh
@KapriSosa-ow8bh 2 ай бұрын
Bleeps balls but not murder that’s wild
@seang9450
@seang9450 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Furrealbruh
@Furrealbruh Ай бұрын
I used to find him to be funny as hell and I’ve day he wasn’t….idk🙄
@user-zn5ui8rh5g
@user-zn5ui8rh5g Ай бұрын
Me
@spacedaniel492
@spacedaniel492 2 ай бұрын
Bill is nowhere near as funny as this crowd acts. Dude fell off hard
@flavadave86
@flavadave86 2 ай бұрын
Lol I love how when the 4xact political views you want them to have suddenly the have "fell off"
@btkenobi2
@btkenobi2 2 ай бұрын
Bro you're a nothing, nobody going nowhere. Don't be mad because he just perfectly described you and your life 🐖😂
@bigboydookie
@bigboydookie Ай бұрын
He told no lies.
@Frank6OvO
@Frank6OvO Ай бұрын
I'm big asf and I dont eat heavy after 8:00 PM, that's unhealthy.
@XavierPertrol
@XavierPertrol Ай бұрын
‘Cancel me comedy’ beeped out the word balls. Should probably change your username to Snowflake Comedy.
@WeekendWeakling
@WeekendWeakling Ай бұрын
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