“You Are Not Funny” | Troy Bond Stand Up

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Troy Bond

Troy Bond

10 ай бұрын

Once again Germany starts a war it wasnt prepared to finish
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@diablous100
@diablous100 10 ай бұрын
As a German, i can confirm that the chicken was indeed following orders.
@ania-li6jp
@ania-li6jp 10 ай бұрын
😂
@sportyj13
@sportyj13 10 ай бұрын
Can confirm, i was ze chicken
@dougnieves3805
@dougnieves3805 10 ай бұрын
NEIN!
@dougnieves3805
@dougnieves3805 10 ай бұрын
Nein!
@BikingVikingHH
@BikingVikingHH 10 ай бұрын
ϟkål from California! You ever hear the actual German knock knock joke? Knock knock Who’s ther… VE ASK ZE QUESTIONS!
@beliber6681
@beliber6681 9 ай бұрын
The audio quality makes this one zillion times funnier 😭😭
@mr.chaplin1408
@mr.chaplin1408 9 ай бұрын
Bruh,i think the same 😭,its like some shitpost/meme edit
@MorgorDre
@MorgorDre 9 ай бұрын
Nein nein nein
@JoeRowland90
@JoeRowland90 9 ай бұрын
Yeah the mic has been dropped and is a bit busted.
@coyolxauhquipendejowey361
@coyolxauhquipendejowey361 9 ай бұрын
BRUH FR 💀really enhanced the experience
@fuckyourhandle91
@fuckyourhandle91 9 ай бұрын
Zoomer humor tier crap
@Arthur-tn8yf
@Arthur-tn8yf Ай бұрын
*Knock knock* "Who's there? -Doesn't matter, open the door now!!" 😂😂😂
@dongle_fiddler
@dongle_fiddler Ай бұрын
*ze door
@relativetruth8889
@relativetruth8889 Ай бұрын
The visual German knock-knock joke is hilarious... this was good off the cuff tho.
@moamin2923
@moamin2923 11 күн бұрын
We watched the video
@UKYusei
@UKYusei 5 күн бұрын
That's Dwight kgb the office joke
@TerraJ-ug6nc
@TerraJ-ug6nc Ай бұрын
"You hear those laughs? that means I'm funny" 😂😂😂😂
@stunitech
@stunitech 9 ай бұрын
"Re-released the first album" is a line im stealing
@supadeeduperman
@supadeeduperman 9 ай бұрын
Same
@kazuhakaedehara2881
@kazuhakaedehara2881 9 ай бұрын
​@@supadeedupermansame
@christianscott1952
@christianscott1952 9 ай бұрын
Its too late its already mine
@straightbutgay9366
@straightbutgay9366 9 ай бұрын
why thats wack
@conejos-blancos
@conejos-blancos 9 ай бұрын
She is right
@hodiebroxz9867
@hodiebroxz9867 9 ай бұрын
“Hear those laughs? That means I’m funny.” 😂😂 Biggest middle finger ever. Thanks for the 👍🏾
@mcnudelchen2190
@mcnudelchen2190 9 ай бұрын
And then she repeats that he isn't funny and the crowd laught, that means it was a joke and she is funny too 😂
@elbonbon914
@elbonbon914 9 ай бұрын
​@mcnudelchen2190 there's a difference she's the joke as for him his jokes are what's funny
@ccaptainjack5347
@ccaptainjack5347 9 ай бұрын
Facts
@whatsawhizzerwebnovels4927
@whatsawhizzerwebnovels4927 9 ай бұрын
I did Nazi that coming.
@IMANVANRULER
@IMANVANRULER 9 ай бұрын
@@mcnudelchen2190 Hell NO!! He's funny and she makes a fool of herself. Both sounds like a laugh but there is a difference in context.
@shayantankabiraj677
@shayantankabiraj677 2 ай бұрын
"You are not funny" "Is that supposed to hurt my feelings??" 😂😂
@allenthomas7755
@allenthomas7755 Ай бұрын
"doesnt MATTA open zi door NOW!!!" THIS guy is good.
@Adrianfytr46
@Adrianfytr46 7 ай бұрын
"All she did was re release the first album."😂😂😂
@1stwonder788
@1stwonder788 7 ай бұрын
I’ve always said this, I’m glad he said that shit😂
@ThatkhajiitCarter
@ThatkhajiitCarter 7 ай бұрын
She went from "Erika not funny" to "Erika not funny remix"
@gabrielb2598
@gabrielb2598 7 ай бұрын
switfys
@rhamiemanuelmoura-yameen8416
@rhamiemanuelmoura-yameen8416 7 ай бұрын
Re-released the 1st Album 💀
@LLawliet182
@LLawliet182 7 ай бұрын
like Germany with World War 2?
@truedriver7030
@truedriver7030 10 ай бұрын
He was following orders 💀💀💀💀
@whitedragon5559
@whitedragon5559 10 ай бұрын
bro ong a cold ass line😂
@dre3425
@dre3425 10 ай бұрын
I’m crying 😂😂😂😂
@someguy2744
@someguy2744 10 ай бұрын
Or as the Germans say: "Befehl ist befehl."
@rafon.
@rafon. 10 ай бұрын
Chicken is a she. Rooster is a he.
@pseudo2224
@pseudo2224 10 ай бұрын
​@@rafon.Hens are female, roosters are male, chicken is the species and encompasses all organisms within it no matter the sex.
@moniehookemomolu2845
@moniehookemomolu2845 3 ай бұрын
He should thank the German heckler for unintentionally providing fresh materials for his jokes. Got everyone laughing non-stop after that. 🤣🤣
@AyubHassan07
@AyubHassan07 7 күн бұрын
It was probably staged.
@sinisterplank3113
@sinisterplank3113 5 күн бұрын
​@@AyubHassan07100% staged, but he still had to write and plan it. Respect the craft.
@AyubHassan07
@AyubHassan07 5 күн бұрын
@@sinisterplank3113 Yeah I still find it funny even though he clearly staged it. It is a clever thing to do
@bpgoa
@bpgoa 2 ай бұрын
Taking of glasses to look at someone is next level though 😂
@chunkystylemusic
@chunkystylemusic 9 ай бұрын
Never, NEVER mess with a comedian. They live for moments like these.
@romeorich2004
@romeorich2004 9 ай бұрын
Guess this makes me a comedian
@lorrainenorthup9754
@lorrainenorthup9754 9 ай бұрын
Funny 😂
@naplestan
@naplestan 9 ай бұрын
I try to stay in the back row just keep a barrier of crowd work. For safety. 😂😅
@omersaeed3164
@omersaeed3164 9 ай бұрын
Yup, even if they start roasting you just go with the flow 😂
@chunkystylemusic
@chunkystylemusic 9 ай бұрын
@@omersaeed3164 True, and if you go with the flow and if you're a good sport, they might even buy drinks for your table.
@CroatianSoap
@CroatianSoap 5 ай бұрын
This Mic Quality taking us back to 1944 🗣🗣🗣
@obw-tj1gq
@obw-tj1gq 5 ай бұрын
I also noticed that there's a dent on the mic, wonder if it's related
@Azrael-xl3jl
@Azrael-xl3jl 5 ай бұрын
It's because its boosted so that you can hear the unamused German woman.
@loneri2881
@loneri2881 5 ай бұрын
Yeah, natzi
@LonzCantiLife
@LonzCantiLife 5 ай бұрын
right 🫠🫠🫠
@blastingsound
@blastingsound 5 ай бұрын
"WHOPPERRRRR!!!!!" "WHOPPPERRRR NO ONIONS!!!!"
@D3A1H
@D3A1H Ай бұрын
I showed this to my German grandpa and he was rolling on the floor laughing😂
@yassinee.3463
@yassinee.3463 Ай бұрын
Your grandpa is not german, stop lying
@D3A1H
@D3A1H Ай бұрын
@@yassinee.3463 dude what? Like you know him yourself
@yassinee.3463
@yassinee.3463 Ай бұрын
@@D3A1H No but I have a feeling
@D3A1H
@D3A1H Ай бұрын
@@yassinee.3463 so I should back down cause of your gut feeling though me having the knowledge that my grandpa born in 1947 from Potsdam, Germany and moved to the US in 1956 then lived here for rest of the time he has been alive?
@yassinee.3463
@yassinee.3463 Ай бұрын
@@D3A1H So he moved right after the second world war, suspiciously like many others naz*s who escaped...
@knowledge4723
@knowledge4723 2 ай бұрын
He managed to make two of the most cliché jokes be actually funny, genius!
@asdfkjahsdfkls1123
@asdfkjahsdfkls1123 Ай бұрын
Your backhanded compliment was almost hilarious. You seem funny, you should try telling a joke.
@knowledge4723
@knowledge4723 Ай бұрын
@@asdfkjahsdfkls1123 ?
@knowledge4723
@knowledge4723 Ай бұрын
@@asdfkjahsdfkls1123what?
@knowledge4723
@knowledge4723 Ай бұрын
@@asdfkjahsdfkls1123 what?
@knowledge4723
@knowledge4723 Ай бұрын
@@asdfkjahsdfkls1123 I don't know what you mean by "backhanded". I'll rephrase my first comment: I observed, and found it funny and curious, that the comedian in the video managed to make two of the most unfunny types of joke (because they're cliché) be truly and genuinely funny due to context and his excellent delivery.
@magicmoko4071
@magicmoko4071 10 ай бұрын
As a German, this was the best knock knock joke I’ve ever heard. 😂
@germanwalterwhite8777
@germanwalterwhite8777 10 ай бұрын
As a German, I can agree
@shaunbat5097
@shaunbat5097 10 ай бұрын
​@@germanwalterwhite8777none German here...i agree
@CarryTheBoats
@CarryTheBoats 10 ай бұрын
As a Norwegian, i agree
@dogtag869
@dogtag869 10 ай бұрын
Knock knock! Who’s there? Slap! VEE VILL ASK ZEE QUESTIONS!!!!
@edgarduarte8192
@edgarduarte8192 10 ай бұрын
L
@chiefz3n803
@chiefz3n803 7 ай бұрын
Bro started turning into hitler, mic frequency and all 😭💀
@sppinach
@sppinach 7 ай бұрын
I do a phenomenal hitler impression.
@ayissasandoval-gutierrez5934
@ayissasandoval-gutierrez5934 7 ай бұрын
True
@shothastar
@shothastar 7 ай бұрын
Telefunken have blood on their hands
@ostracon5412
@ostracon5412 7 ай бұрын
lmaooaoaoaoooaaoa NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!!!!
@user-du8lu5qr4g
@user-du8lu5qr4g 7 ай бұрын
So much neine its almost 10.
@Satoru_Gojo5
@Satoru_Gojo5 Ай бұрын
Bro the bad mic makes it 50 times better 😂
@nickmilo932
@nickmilo932 2 ай бұрын
"I'm German and you're not funny" That's a joke itself
@thexombie3225
@thexombie3225 10 ай бұрын
“All she did was Re-Release the first album” Damn man. I needed that laugh today.
@kahok5ownage
@kahok5ownage 10 ай бұрын
Bro. That made me belly laugh. Been awhile since I had one of those. Hope you’re doing okay, and you continue to laugh just as hard.
@thexombie3225
@thexombie3225 10 ай бұрын
Appreciate those vibes man! Right back at you
@kahok5ownage
@kahok5ownage 10 ай бұрын
@@thexombie3225 big love to you, my brother.
@benygames7399
@benygames7399 10 ай бұрын
that was the least funny part.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
@Joe_S.s
@Joe_S.s 10 ай бұрын
Right she acted like she was funnier than him and all she could say was “you are not funny, I am from Germany” like she literally set herself up 😂
@Rakehell007
@Rakehell007 8 ай бұрын
"Knock knock" "Who´s there?" "Ve vill ask ze questions!"
@invisiblemilkbag
@invisiblemilkbag 8 ай бұрын
this needs more likes
@derekcalkins3072
@derekcalkins3072 7 ай бұрын
Good old Robin Williams. Miss his acting/comedy.
@JohnnyBox1983
@JohnnyBox1983 7 ай бұрын
LET ME SEE YOUR PAPERS!!!
@richardmarkov2375
@richardmarkov2375 7 ай бұрын
Best comment I've seen 😂 amazing 🥰
@WillttocSicated
@WillttocSicated 7 ай бұрын
@@derekcalkins3072Dude was that originally a Robin Williams joke? My brain went straight to The Office with Dwight lmao
@jacobtinkle9686
@jacobtinkle9686 Ай бұрын
"knock, knock" - "Who is there?" - "I ASK ZHE QUESTIONS HERE"
@ghosttwins5480
@ghosttwins5480 Ай бұрын
It’s his face expression for me 😂
@elijahwilliams1425
@elijahwilliams1425 7 ай бұрын
“Knock knock” “Who’s there” …..”it doesn’t matter, open z door, NOW!!!” I can’t stop laughing! 😂😂😂
@christinawoodard3754
@christinawoodard3754 7 ай бұрын
I’m German and that is sooooo funny and accurate
@megabeetlejuicer96
@megabeetlejuicer96 7 ай бұрын
Itz ze KGB
@arik9490
@arik9490 7 ай бұрын
@@megabeetlejuicer96kgb is russian.. just sayin😅
@joshuamiller4594
@joshuamiller4594 7 ай бұрын
Its not that funny karen
@Hasselroeder
@Hasselroeder 7 ай бұрын
Even tough you are laughing! Don't forget to OPEN THE DOOR!!!!!
@Soy_Nosh
@Soy_Nosh 9 ай бұрын
My guy destroyed her with a $5 mic 😆😆
@Cfomodz
@Cfomodz 9 ай бұрын
No shot someone paid $5 for that mic 😂 that’s the $1.25 Tree or whatever it’s called now
@W47689
@W47689 8 ай бұрын
The mic looks dented lol
@calebchoo896
@calebchoo896 8 ай бұрын
Shure mic turned pancake 🥞 😮😅 more like sound guy is terrible 😅
@jj4l
@jj4l 8 ай бұрын
​@@W47689sm58 can take a beating the capsule is near the bottom of the silver pop shield
@robgoins3672
@robgoins3672 8 ай бұрын
It’s not about the price of the mic, but what you do with it.
@ogsunnysarkar
@ogsunnysarkar Ай бұрын
Never heckle a comedian. 😂
@robertlaporte4626
@robertlaporte4626 Ай бұрын
That chicken is still following orders to this day.
@damvgebeatz
@damvgebeatz 8 ай бұрын
“KNOCK KNOCK” “Who’s There!?“ “DOESN’T MATTER OPEN THE DOOR NOW!” Had me rollinnnnn 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥
@BizKit167
@BizKit167 8 ай бұрын
Reading your comment was more funny than he said it in the video 😂
@knighthunter1791
@knighthunter1791 8 ай бұрын
​@@BizKit167nope. comment didn't have the amazing kick breaching.
@damvgebeatz
@damvgebeatz 8 ай бұрын
@@BizKit167 😂😂😂
@KiwiTim
@KiwiTim 8 ай бұрын
Just picture Arnie when I hear this 😂
@Just_Another_Hoosier
@Just_Another_Hoosier 8 ай бұрын
Timestamp, please?
@JmercsYT
@JmercsYT 7 ай бұрын
The distortion makes this 1000x better😂😂😂
@Jarok3
@Jarok3 7 ай бұрын
i was just thinking the same xD makes him sound like adolf during a speach
@lukamilic
@lukamilic 7 ай бұрын
Trying not to wake up the neighborhood at 2:40am 😂
@MrFfwrch
@MrFfwrch 7 ай бұрын
took the words right out of my keyboard 😂💯
@melu0o
@melu0o 7 ай бұрын
Fr
@eclipses3131
@eclipses3131 7 ай бұрын
Literally 💀 funnier than the actual content
@lise1806
@lise1806 2 ай бұрын
OMG, ive got a stitch watching you, my tummy & side hurts! 😂😂😂😂
@fatiadel2006
@fatiadel2006 3 ай бұрын
Dude is a hansome comedian yet not a jerk ... if you know who im talking about
@BRITISHFURY_1664
@BRITISHFURY_1664 2 ай бұрын
I do not.
@BRITISHFURY_1664
@BRITISHFURY_1664 2 ай бұрын
AHHHH "HANS" im slow 😅
@austinjt4264
@austinjt4264 Ай бұрын
Matt Rife?
@Blitz13giggity
@Blitz13giggity 7 ай бұрын
the ironic part is she made everyone laugh the hardest with the re-release of "youre not funny"
@TimothyGod
@TimothyGod 7 ай бұрын
Yes, but not because she's funny
@TimothyGod
@TimothyGod 7 ай бұрын
@@PunkySlush no I get it, it's funny for him, and they laugh AT her, not with her. If she wasn't being annoying it woulda been genius to just repeat it, but she just didn't seem to grasp good comedy. Sometimes repeating is the funniest shit ever
@adammarch9604
@adammarch9604 7 ай бұрын
​@@TimothyGod Naw, the crowd was louder, that is an objective sign that she was funnier 😂
@TimothyGod
@TimothyGod 7 ай бұрын
@@adammarch9604 no, not "funnier", they are laughing AT her, very big difference. She's dumb and couldn't say anything special, he allowed that to happen by asking "go ahead hit me with another one", and she couldn't do anything new. The crowd wasn't thinking "damn what a comedic genius", they are thinking "wow what a Muppet". It's not hard to understand
@kevindavidson8033
@kevindavidson8033 7 ай бұрын
Being laughed at and laughed with are differemt.
@rabeulahmed821
@rabeulahmed821 4 ай бұрын
Tbh the mic quality making it sound like the 1960s makes this even better
@samuraininjarockstar9355
@samuraininjarockstar9355 4 ай бұрын
Definitely does
@MAFalaq
@MAFalaq 4 ай бұрын
Sounded even more like a german
@ecab992
@ecab992 4 ай бұрын
Makes the German accent slap
@justwatchingffs371
@justwatchingffs371 4 ай бұрын
Nothing like a little ear rape as he yells "open ze door now" 😂
@mr.voidroy6869
@mr.voidroy6869 3 ай бұрын
Reminds me or xbox 360 lobbies of one dude dogging on some idiot in voice chat and in game.
@dawsonjones5555
@dawsonjones5555 Ай бұрын
I’ve had a bad day and this made me cheer up a lot Thankyou Troy!
@jeffreyyetzer9681
@jeffreyyetzer9681 Ай бұрын
Thats how you know that they are good at stand up, the quick comeback
@winterlinde5395
@winterlinde5395 Ай бұрын
He was excited to finally have a German in his audience to land those poor jokes he was digging so deep for in the second hand carton.
@ItzMikeJames
@ItzMikeJames 7 ай бұрын
He got a 5 dollar microphone from Toys R Us and still destroy her without trying. 🐐
@ivosoares9459
@ivosoares9459 7 ай бұрын
That’s an Shure SM58 mic lol not toys r us
@juanitoman
@juanitoman 7 ай бұрын
@@ivosoares9459sounds like a toys r us mic
@faithjoseph7625
@faithjoseph7625 7 ай бұрын
It's how you roasted him in the process 😅
@ape_with_a_gun
@ape_with_a_gun 7 ай бұрын
@@ivosoares9459🤓
@therealjayz8036
@therealjayz8036 7 ай бұрын
Yeah, this is all staged. The German guy was just following a script
@GhengisFreud
@GhengisFreud 10 ай бұрын
"Why did the chicken cross the road? HE WAS FOLLOWING ORDERS" is an instant classic
@k3rc4
@k3rc4 10 ай бұрын
You do know it's an old joke, right? Same as the knock-knock joke? It's not his material lol, these two jokes have been around for literal decades. But I bet they were instant classics when they came out
@aliceslab
@aliceslab 10 ай бұрын
@@k3rc4 he delivered it well enough that it is his now, even if he didnt invent it he owns it
@k3rc4
@k3rc4 10 ай бұрын
@@aliceslab that is absolutely the dumbest thing I read on the internet today. Thanks for the laugh!
@aliceslab
@aliceslab 10 ай бұрын
@@k3rc4 sure thing, im glad to make people laugh
@k3rc4
@k3rc4 10 ай бұрын
@@aliceslab That's nice and all, but I would suggest striving to be laughed-with instead of laughed-at. Good luck!
@LegoVegeta69
@LegoVegeta69 6 күн бұрын
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" "We ran out of trains" 💀
@caraseggelke1733
@caraseggelke1733 10 күн бұрын
His facial expressions absolutely KILL me!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@youcantshimshamthezimmzamm5712
@youcantshimshamthezimmzamm5712 10 ай бұрын
To her credit, the sentence “I am from Germany and you are not funny” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard
@dsandoval9396
@dsandoval9396 10 ай бұрын
Right? 😂 Like somehow that's a worldwide accepted metric for humor. 😂😂😂
@PeachDragon_
@PeachDragon_ 10 ай бұрын
As if they're not known for not having a sense of humor lmao
@Upper_Decky
@Upper_Decky 10 ай бұрын
It’s German humour. It’s no laughing matter
@LexV33
@LexV33 10 ай бұрын
Also the last time she says “you are not funny” caused everyone in the crowd to laugh. She definitely deserves more credit
@stankmcqueef
@stankmcqueef 10 ай бұрын
Had to be a plant it was too perfect😂
@Aposn-rg1pz
@Aposn-rg1pz 10 ай бұрын
By saying she’s from Germany, she just opened up the gates of hell on herself 😂💀
@kaykystt190
@kaykystt190 10 ай бұрын
Acho que "Se você é da Alemanha, jamais diga que você é da Alemanha" é uma boa regra de vida 😂
@tee-roni420
@tee-roni420 10 ай бұрын
You could say that about pretty much any race or a people,you could say that about black Africans. They were the last ones to commit full on genocide except for what Russia's trying to do right now but yeah let's focus on 80 plus years ago and ignore what happened recently and it's still happening,that makes a lot of sense. It's not Germany either crack a book.🙄
@Ed19601
@Ed19601 10 ай бұрын
Yeah that wasnt smart. I think she did it to explain why she didnt think it was funny as it is suggested she objected to a nazi joke. She better had kept her mouth shut, or after the 'is that supposed to hurt my feelings, say: "no, it is a simple statement, i don't care about your feelings"
@Ivyticrea
@Ivyticrea 10 ай бұрын
@@kaykystt190hey its not that bad. But idk why she felt the need to say it there
@Mr.CrackR
@Mr.CrackR 10 ай бұрын
​@@kaykystt190😂
@vanvan7383
@vanvan7383 Ай бұрын
The fact that his mic resonates like this makes him sound like a German on radio it’s hilarious
@Moredrums
@Moredrums 9 ай бұрын
As a German I have to admit I laughed my suspiciously narrow mustache off watching this 😂
@antoinebguitar2869
@antoinebguitar2869 9 ай бұрын
Wow thats funny as hell 🤣
@ernestclyde
@ernestclyde 9 ай бұрын
Were you by chance also born in Österreich?
@stephengonsalves9705
@stephengonsalves9705 9 ай бұрын
Nice 😂
@Moredrums
@Moredrums 9 ай бұрын
@@ernestclyde 😂 not quite but I did suck at Art in school if that helps 🙈
@BigCrackhead
@BigCrackhead 9 ай бұрын
@@shiny2423 he isn’t talking abt the girl in the video, he’s talking bout adolf
@kadalix
@kadalix 10 ай бұрын
the scuffed audio just makes this so much better than it should lmaooo
@elias3893
@elias3893 10 ай бұрын
HE WAHAHSHS FOLIWHSJZING ORDARERTSSS
@jacobjonesofmagna
@jacobjonesofmagna 10 ай бұрын
That microphone has seen better days
@gustavnilsson9259
@gustavnilsson9259 10 ай бұрын
How is it better with worse audio?
@druidic4353
@druidic4353 10 ай бұрын
@@gustavnilsson9259 distortion
@898doffo
@898doffo 10 ай бұрын
hahaahahahhaah. hella distorted audio but this time made it more funny.
@toddzillasimon876
@toddzillasimon876 Ай бұрын
It doesn’t matter open the fkn door now! Had me ROLLING!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@tienao391
@tienao391 21 күн бұрын
The loud ah mic made this 100 times better 😂😂😂😂
@Rringt
@Rringt 9 ай бұрын
“DOESNT MATTER OPEN THE DOOR NOW” imma say that to my friend 😂😂
@sven7465
@sven7465 9 ай бұрын
Lol
@VW.907
@VW.907 9 ай бұрын
Effing hilarious!
@Townesvanwaits
@Townesvanwaits 9 ай бұрын
it's basically just a remake of the KGB joke from the office, but the chicken one was a lot better/more clever
@zcrecelius5124
@zcrecelius5124 9 ай бұрын
I lost it on that line
@gaspartiznado6418
@gaspartiznado6418 7 ай бұрын
There’s an Italian joke about Germans that goes like this: “You tell anyone a good joke, they laugh on the spot. You tell a German a joke, they laugh after two weeks of concentration.”
@JJAFK
@JJAFK 7 ай бұрын
Good one...im stealing that one
@yeungtszhangyeung708
@yeungtszhangyeung708 7 ай бұрын
Bro your insane
@Am_Eli_Melo
@Am_Eli_Melo 7 ай бұрын
​@JUICYJJAFK the Germans did that too!
@torm0
@torm0 7 ай бұрын
Mussolean into that stereotype?
@nymiuralee6586
@nymiuralee6586 7 ай бұрын
…camp
@ColeGenthe-kw7qf
@ColeGenthe-kw7qf 2 ай бұрын
The sound quality makes this even better😂
@johnkies1189
@johnkies1189 Ай бұрын
bro made a whole bit off a heckler on the spot
@LieutenantTheJackal
@LieutenantTheJackal 7 ай бұрын
I love how she says “I am German, you are not funny” like being German automatically makes her qualified to judge whether someone is funny or not😂
@Red22762
@Red22762 6 ай бұрын
Yes because Hitler would shoot you if you weren't funny!!
@viracocha
@viracocha 6 ай бұрын
The heckler is obviously part of the production.
@WKRP187
@WKRP187 6 ай бұрын
​@@viracocha Ooh yes cuz a German not having a sense of humor and a comedian could never come up with Nazi jokes off the top of his head?? WTH are you talking about?
@Hughesburner
@Hughesburner 6 ай бұрын
Its like when being a Hollywood actor, automatically makes them the authority on everything?
@chrispouliot1599
@chrispouliot1599 6 ай бұрын
​@@WKRP187 Chill the fuck out. Some comedians have hired hecklers in the past. It's not like it's something that is hard to wrap its head around.
@joshb8976
@joshb8976 9 ай бұрын
The chicken joke was “SS” tier instead of “another war” tier.
@JD-ge9hj
@JD-ge9hj 9 ай бұрын
It's not appropriate to use "god' use "top" tier instead
@joshb8976
@joshb8976 9 ай бұрын
@@JD-ge9hj ok
@joshb8976
@joshb8976 9 ай бұрын
@@JD-ge9hj fixed
@brian2888
@brian2888 9 ай бұрын
💀
@RuthEscalus
@RuthEscalus 9 ай бұрын
​@@JD-ge9hjwhy not
@mshahms39
@mshahms39 2 күн бұрын
"She just re-released the first album" 😂
@P-C-Principle
@P-C-Principle 3 ай бұрын
This man is the heckler king. I've never seen anyone make a career on clowning hecklers. Keep it up g, I love it
@youtubesresidentfbiagent8735
@youtubesresidentfbiagent8735 8 ай бұрын
Bro is doing God's work with his Dollar Tree microphone 💀
@TrueChimera_
@TrueChimera_ 7 ай бұрын
Fgshahah
@kenshiro1990
@kenshiro1990 7 ай бұрын
With a dent💀💀
@YTsuckswokeDUMPSTERBABYdick
@YTsuckswokeDUMPSTERBABYdick 7 ай бұрын
And still has more money than you... 🥱Yawn
@stinktdiahrea
@stinktdiahrea 7 ай бұрын
tbh it's funnier like that
@KTLion
@KTLion 7 ай бұрын
Actually factually it’s a Shure SM58, one of the best mics ever produced 😂 they just got it sounding like trash
@VelakNaii
@VelakNaii 7 ай бұрын
"HE WAS FOLLOWING ORDERS" that killed me
@chookchack
@chookchack 13 күн бұрын
He turned that heckler in to his material like a boss.
@justinbrown2570
@justinbrown2570 Ай бұрын
“Re-release the first album” 😂😂😂
@MrMochi-nl1zb
@MrMochi-nl1zb 10 ай бұрын
Brodi had the audience clown her at the choke, he’s too fucking powerful
@gorpazorp7309
@gorpazorp7309 10 ай бұрын
i think its funny that one of the most widely known to be racist names ( brodie) is known now as a way to refer to someone instead of bro. bro took the long way to say a short version of brother😂
@TheTMschannel
@TheTMschannel 10 ай бұрын
​@@gorpazorp7309wait why is brodie a racist name?
@barnaclebbq2095
@barnaclebbq2095 10 ай бұрын
@@gorpazorp7309 How is a name racist? If I am named brodie, am I inherently racist by default simply because of my name? Regardless of how not racist I might be?
@SpaceboyBilliards
@SpaceboyBilliards 10 ай бұрын
​@@gorpazorp7309people really say anything nowadays without thinking first
@Jeffro23_
@Jeffro23_ 10 ай бұрын
@@gorpazorp7309can you please explain why it’s a racist name? We’re all curious AF
@BtrU22
@BtrU22 3 ай бұрын
Brilliant delivery and improv. The "becauae he was following orders" with the serious face. Freaking hilarious 😂
@dermotmatthews1
@dermotmatthews1 17 күн бұрын
Cried laughing “doesn’t matter open ze door now”😂😂😂😂😂
@scubasteve7022
@scubasteve7022 4 ай бұрын
"I am from Germany" sealed her fate. Lol 😂
@debbiemorris2972
@debbiemorris2972 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@alexmason3939
@alexmason3939 3 ай бұрын
Why the f would she say that... Like bruh she meant to say that her family suffered under the nazi regime. BUT DON'T OPEN TO AN AMERICAN WITH "I'M GERMAN" they don't know history 😭 they will make fun of you regardless. For them you have to say "I'm Jewish" otherwise they don't see you as the victim. Or better yet, don't go to a comedy club when you're easily offended
@McSquirts
@McSquirts 3 ай бұрын
Way too easy
@dovak914
@dovak914 3 ай бұрын
As a german, I do not condone committed actions and I do not have any relation to this person.
@Battery33
@Battery33 3 ай бұрын
@@dovak914😂
@sumrandumguy7177
@sumrandumguy7177 8 ай бұрын
German humour is no laughing matter, it’s serious business
@jpjp280
@jpjp280 7 ай бұрын
Lol
@TheSalar
@TheSalar 7 ай бұрын
😂
@miciso666
@miciso666 7 ай бұрын
last time germans laughed bad stuff happened.
@Samwise_92
@Samwise_92 7 ай бұрын
😅
@oraimo3728
@oraimo3728 7 ай бұрын
😂😂
@MarkPlotkin-df8cn
@MarkPlotkin-df8cn 2 ай бұрын
Everyone is a critic he's very funny ❤😂
@nghuaitiannate
@nghuaitiannate 3 күн бұрын
‘all she did was re-release the first album’ troy was COOKIN tonight
@sensftrs
@sensftrs 10 ай бұрын
being told “youre not funny” by a stranger then proceeded to deliver the funniest comeback must feel really good
@27manduh
@27manduh 10 ай бұрын
Especially if you're a COMEDIAN & the person calling you, "not funny," paid you money to watch your performance. 😂
@shawndavid1845
@shawndavid1845 10 ай бұрын
I do it every day I'm on the food truck. Actually had a dude come up last night and just start talking shit to me. See I play with my customers. I fuck with them. He came out specifically because we were there and wanted a second chance talking shit. He lost, I sold food🤷
@lukass653
@lukass653 10 ай бұрын
That wasnt funny
@matteomissimei2156
@matteomissimei2156 10 ай бұрын
​@@lukass653ok lukass, you literally got 300k people that left a like on the video, and got 20k+ people saying he is funny, you are probably one of the 4 people that gies in the comment section saying he isnt funny, youre probably the funny guy at parties
@lukass653
@lukass653 10 ай бұрын
@@matteomissimei2156 actually i am mostly😂
@HolowatyVlogs
@HolowatyVlogs 10 ай бұрын
*”You are not funny.”* is the most German response there is. 😂
@WorthlessDeadEnd
@WorthlessDeadEnd 10 ай бұрын
Yeah, because they have no sense of humor
@erikthered1719
@erikthered1719 10 ай бұрын
Do you know any germans?
@flagpies2023
@flagpies2023 10 ай бұрын
@@WorthlessDeadEndare you sure blud
@fhjjghjk6605
@fhjjghjk6605 10 ай бұрын
​@@flagpies2023yes 80%
@JB-ch9ws
@JB-ch9ws 10 ай бұрын
Why did the German cross the road
@VlerkeDamne
@VlerkeDamne Ай бұрын
Why does he speak like he's intoxicated 😂
@LegoVegeta69
@LegoVegeta69 6 күн бұрын
He's gassed up
@conrad9398
@conrad9398 13 күн бұрын
This dude is So damn hilarious. Like, just immediate response, I’d absolute hilarity. What a guy
@elizabetharaujo1323
@elizabetharaujo1323 6 ай бұрын
As soon as she said she was German he knew he'd won 😅
@yahyaah976
@yahyaah976 6 ай бұрын
Ye cause Germany was embarrassed in ww2 all their land was taken, and they had to rebuild. Shame shame shame!!
@user-ft5eg3xu9k
@user-ft5eg3xu9k 6 ай бұрын
As soon as I saw your picture, I thought wow youre beautiful. Hope you have a fantastic week.
@user-ft5eg3xu9k
@user-ft5eg3xu9k 6 ай бұрын
​@@yahyaah976literally none of their land was taken just a land if they had annexed through War. Now if you want to talk about Germany got destroyed financially in World War 1 okay maybe I can talk then. But they say they lost their land at World War II what the fuck are you talking about?
@lalimichelamusic7066
@lalimichelamusic7066 6 ай бұрын
@@user-ft5eg3xu9kfound the German LMAOO
@Zero2kxl
@Zero2kxl 5 ай бұрын
The jokes write themselves😂.
@jopinscott1777
@jopinscott1777 9 ай бұрын
"All she did was re-release the first album!"😂😂😂
@defgmx
@defgmx 9 ай бұрын
As an indie musician, I took that personally
@comradericefarmerhao2269
@comradericefarmerhao2269 9 ай бұрын
I feel like that joke is a reference to ww1 and ww2 xd
@chokzholics
@chokzholics 9 ай бұрын
HAHAHAHA
@nabillanordin572
@nabillanordin572 9 ай бұрын
​@@defgmx😂
@plh9374
@plh9374 9 ай бұрын
😂
@weeyum99
@weeyum99 2 ай бұрын
BRO NEEDS AN AUDIO MIXER 💀
@cupidonsauce1208
@cupidonsauce1208 20 күн бұрын
Should have said "all she did was losing it like the first one" lmfaooo
@jakeells66
@jakeells66 6 ай бұрын
"all she did was rerelease th first album" absolutely killed me.
@Wolf-os9yu
@Wolf-os9yu 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂☠️☠️
@Eilen62
@Eilen62 6 ай бұрын
Me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sheriffcr420
@sheriffcr420 6 ай бұрын
i dont get it
@Wolf-os9yu
@Wolf-os9yu 6 ай бұрын
@@sheriffcr420 she said the same joke twice lol
@Eilen62
@Eilen62 6 ай бұрын
​@@sheriffcr420The woman in the audience asked the same question as she did the first time 😉
@ZestyBarnacle69
@ZestyBarnacle69 10 ай бұрын
“All she did was re-release the first album” 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀
@XApolyonX
@XApolyonX 10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@avantikor360
@avantikor360 10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@AS-oj3cw
@AS-oj3cw 10 ай бұрын
Lmao best
@avengehyrule6869
@avengehyrule6869 10 ай бұрын
Just like Germany with the WW 💀
@t193u
@t193u 10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@guillermoibarrajr8101
@guillermoibarrajr8101 Ай бұрын
"HE WAS FOLLOWING ORDERS!" ...👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Hilarious!!!
@Cardiacmoment
@Cardiacmoment 7 ай бұрын
“Have you considered that maybe you killed all the funny people?” Robin Williams in a German interview about why there isn’t so much comedy in Germany. 😂🤣 😝
@miss_finn
@miss_finn 7 ай бұрын
Lmfao 🤣 no he didn’t. Did he??? Omg. I loved that guy. Did he really? That’s hilarious.
@jaimeheard9202
@jaimeheard9202 7 ай бұрын
I want to offer you my sincerest laugh ... I can't breathe!!!
@Marv_images
@Marv_images 4 ай бұрын
I just googled “robin williams have you considered that maybe you killed all the funny people and the stand up special came up….it really!!
@Nelsonlorenzoxx
@Nelsonlorenzoxx 10 ай бұрын
"You're not funny" Proceeds to make the whole room burst in laughter.
@Dapperdopper
@Dapperdopper 10 ай бұрын
Impressive to say the least
@andycruz7319
@andycruz7319 10 ай бұрын
Dudes a plant.
@grantdoran2359
@grantdoran2359 10 ай бұрын
The difference is. They were laughing at her, not with her!
@grabtheburner187
@grabtheburner187 10 ай бұрын
​@@andycruz7319dude had to Roast that Nazi for our entertainment what a legend haha, don't go to a stand up comedy show if you're going to be up in your feelings
@andycruz7319
@andycruz7319 10 ай бұрын
@@grabtheburner187 lol you don’t even know who you’re talking to. I grew up with Eddie Murphy and Dave Chappelle as my comedians. You grew up with Kevin hart and this dude. You don’t know shit.
@noobman9626
@noobman9626 18 күн бұрын
how he mastered the situation, this man is a genius😂
@harryhops4813
@harryhops4813 2 ай бұрын
I'm from Germany and this is hilarious 😂
@AcousticNoise
@AcousticNoise 10 ай бұрын
Now THIS. THIS is how you properly handle crowd work.
@phillipculler1874
@phillipculler1874 10 ай бұрын
now this is how you properly set up a show
@Pamela-in8vr
@Pamela-in8vr 10 ай бұрын
Word!
@sophiaho2952
@sophiaho2952 10 ай бұрын
The people who know, know 😆
@1337fraggzb00N
@1337fraggzb00N 9 ай бұрын
As a certified German, I can assure, that we have great sense of humor. This video, for example, almost made me smirk slightly, but I had to go back to work.
@ddebenedictis
@ddebenedictis 9 ай бұрын
That's better, back to work, following orders.
@1337fraggzb00N
@1337fraggzb00N 9 ай бұрын
@@ddebenedictis ja
@carlvargas7911
@carlvargas7911 9 ай бұрын
😂
@Thiago-yj7dg
@Thiago-yj7dg 9 ай бұрын
this was too funny to come from a german
@1337fraggzb00N
@1337fraggzb00N 9 ай бұрын
@@Thiago-yj7dg nein
@liaamm4561
@liaamm4561 Ай бұрын
The shitty mic quality just makes it all so much better!
@joelcarson2165
@joelcarson2165 3 ай бұрын
“She just re-released the first album” pure gold 👌
@user-tc9wd4gu1k
@user-tc9wd4gu1k 5 ай бұрын
Robin Williams was interviewed on a German talk show. He was asked why he thought they didn’t have comedy in Germany. He said, “maybe you killed all the funny people”?
@marysalmon2367
@marysalmon2367 5 ай бұрын
Dude was dark and funny.
@willyrivera4481
@willyrivera4481 5 ай бұрын
Yeayyyy 😂😂😂
@chanaing2867
@chanaing2867 5 ай бұрын
Hahaha 😂 they probably did
@c.h.7103
@c.h.7103 5 ай бұрын
Ouch
@Nick-fz5pf
@Nick-fz5pf 5 ай бұрын
He was the best, RIP Robin Williams
@adhamhmcclintock128
@adhamhmcclintock128 10 ай бұрын
The audio quality really was the cherry on top lol. Gave it the 1940's feel about it 😂
@dabsmomos
@dabsmomos 10 ай бұрын
I thought my speakers had issue...😅
@youtubehatesfreespeech2436
@youtubehatesfreespeech2436 10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@NatashaJWalker
@NatashaJWalker 10 ай бұрын
It really did!! 💀💀💀
@greentaigo2552
@greentaigo2552 10 ай бұрын
Audio and video quality had me checking whether this is actually a new comedian or a fan account of some 80s comedian I never heard of
@BluDru42
@BluDru42 10 ай бұрын
So the german thing is more relivant than ever
@liamcadle5283
@liamcadle5283 16 күн бұрын
That "what did you say" was very personal 😭🤣☠️ man's was coming for her throat after that.
@hrishikeshdutta9959
@hrishikeshdutta9959 19 күн бұрын
" Knock knock, who's there, doesn't matter open the door now " 😅😅😅😅😅
@Verq...
@Verq... 9 ай бұрын
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was following orders" 😭😭
@sidvyas8549
@sidvyas8549 9 ай бұрын
This fucking guy 😭😭
@CodenameNeo
@CodenameNeo 9 ай бұрын
Hahahahahaha
@kdcgaming2466
@kdcgaming2466 9 ай бұрын
Hell naw💀
@hondasarefaster5914
@hondasarefaster5914 9 ай бұрын
Yeah we heard him say it..
@yanisrigaudy5469
@yanisrigaudy5469 9 ай бұрын
Good soldiers follow orders...
@EatAPeach72
@EatAPeach72 10 ай бұрын
I think a German was controlling the volume of this masterpiece
@nathandorris4510
@nathandorris4510 10 ай бұрын
They were just following orders 🗿
@Denis-en2vu
@Denis-en2vu 10 ай бұрын
they wanted to make it sound like a nazi speech so she could find the funny
@TheSeedsAndStems
@TheSeedsAndStems 10 ай бұрын
Me reading your comment 😐 me after reading your comment 😐 (edit this is the wrong comment I apologize)
@luminvader8911
@luminvader8911 10 ай бұрын
Defintely 😂 its the same volume mic hugging voice hitler's speech was in omfg 😂
@matteice6675
@matteice6675 3 ай бұрын
Has to be one of my favorite clips. Troy Bond is always funny af but the German jokes are hilarious, even after seeing numerous times. Definitely a top comic
@brett8754
@brett8754 3 ай бұрын
The last person you want to heckle is Troy Bond
@maniac26able
@maniac26able 10 ай бұрын
“All she did was re-release the first album” 😭😭😭🚀
@Mobilegamer761
@Mobilegamer761 10 ай бұрын
That cracked me up when he said that 😂💀
@loosescrews8106
@loosescrews8106 10 ай бұрын
That line was classic
@wyannrosales3140
@wyannrosales3140 10 ай бұрын
Typical German doing the same shit like world wars.
@Justin_Credable
@Justin_Credable 7 ай бұрын
He feeds on hecklers. She learned that day.
@m16fermy
@m16fermy 7 ай бұрын
The same way Germans feed on the blood of Jews
@eshwar6969
@eshwar6969 7 ай бұрын
They never learn
@DireWolfForge
@DireWolfForge Ай бұрын
He is so quick on his feet. Love this.
@sodathejunker
@sodathejunker 2 ай бұрын
I love it when the crowd just gives him free ammo, man’s a genius when it comes to quick wit responses that get the whole crowd rolling
@zaysmith5190
@zaysmith5190 7 ай бұрын
“You ever think maybe you killed all the funny people?” -Robin Williams
@rickeydart3040
@rickeydart3040 6 ай бұрын
"And she didn't even bat an eye. She just said 'no'".
@Steve_8
@Steve_8 6 ай бұрын
Rest in Peace Robin Williams I wish he was alive today :/
@Kittyxoxo
@Kittyxoxo 6 ай бұрын
lol he said that lollll
@user-py2ht9gg4u
@user-py2ht9gg4u 6 ай бұрын
Jewish people and gay or disabled people aren't funny
@CBrown86
@CBrown86 6 ай бұрын
OH SNAP 😂 Im not counting Ari Shaffir. He is not really funny
@adelacelle
@adelacelle 9 ай бұрын
"You are not funny" means "hello" in Germany. She was just greeting you.
@discombobulatedl
@discombobulatedl 9 ай бұрын
You're not funny.
@johnnyortiz7362
@johnnyortiz7362 9 ай бұрын
“Du bist nicht lustig” you are not funny, in German.
@zippo718
@zippo718 9 ай бұрын
Best compliment you can get in Germany.
@limberjack7691
@limberjack7691 9 ай бұрын
​@@johnnyortiz7362it looks like your "bitch is lusting "
@YTTYYTTY42
@YTTYYTTY42 9 ай бұрын
I am from Germany and you are funny! (Sorry)
@therealdualipa
@therealdualipa 2 ай бұрын
the distortion on the mic is hilarious
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