Bill Burr & Nia Advice - My Life's Prospects are Bleak

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[@sapiomancer]

I'm reading this on a ladder, as an ex business event company owner shut down by the pandemic, that went back to evil finance and then got laid off after 2.5 years at a mortgage company. This is my second day of construction in my life. I'm 41. I've got 3 projects in the works but this is now my day job. Keep swinging kid. Every time you wake up, you've got a fresh day to work with. And all the lessons from days past. Bob and weave, you'll get out of the corner.

[@ericwatts-et2nl]

"The ol' Stonewall Jackson..." Hahahahaha. Plus, "Grow some tabacci..." Love you guys.

[@dylanmason4235]

Update: he went to prison for attacking a job fair worker. His girl helped him do it. They gave em both 10 years for agg assault and loitering, and sent to a co ed prison where they see each other occasionally in the lunch line. He's headlining prison shows and known as the Underboss Funnyman in the South Carolina prison system. He is happy.

[@read85Soldierebook]

I applied for a job and I was told I was to seasoned. That day i learned my worth. As as seasoned man I now sell my body because I taste good. 😂

[@bootdownthedoor]

I hope this guy wrote a song called I'm Not Rick Flair lmao!

[@thefacelessquestion3333]

Bill's song was awesome. "I live in North Carolina, I love my gals ...."

[@georgespiese7388]

People used to call me doosh. I am still hunting the last ones. Sheesh!

[@EricBeck]

It’s like listening to Alice and Ralph Cramden…music to my ears…

[@georgespiese7388]

When no one can get a job, creative work finders always do. Sheesh!

[@goo5976]

Yeah dude is screwed unless he joins the military and he’s still screwed there. I’d say just get the shittiest job possible, save every dime, and really put every dime into your comedy for a year

[@grbiker8278]

Turn your tragedy into comedy gold, kid. But don't go bumming everybody out

[@tipoftheiceberg7034]

Ahhh, a novel idea

[@neeladrireddy3068]

The title of the video is clear, he isn't bumming you out unless you choose to be.

[@Gabster1990]

Dude needs to stop making bad decisions, growing weed isn't the way out.