Bill Burr - Paranoia

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[@UndauntedJohn]

"Over here in Europe, we're much more welcoming to authoritative government". Really

[@TheLifemission]

+John lol I know right that shit was a stupid statement. Europeans are the pioneers for hate of authoritative government.

[@wowforreeel]

+TheLifemission - are you kidding?

[@TheLifemission]

wowforreeel I am talking about their history....do you read books?

[@Baku69895]

Hello from the future! Recently the UK voted to leave the growing European empire. The entire government, college body, and all rich people are now calling the brexters racists. This is how power works. It shames you into alleviating your freedoms.

[@e.t.464]

Europe is leading in systematic monitorting on its citizens.

[@thinkingofyouto1]

I agree with you 100% bill burr great job. I'd rather be paranoid then be a slave.

[@andytenmenthefirst]

so you want to be both? or did you mean "than"?

[@ishaangupta4125]

@@andytenmenthefirst I'm quite sure this individual is an anti-masker/vaxxer too. All these "I'm not a slave" people usually turn out to be one.

[@jakeinbed8133]

@@ishaangupta4125 the people you call anti vax have had all of their shots except the covid ones

[@mrjuderh5472]

That was such an awesome rant. I'm Canadian, I don't know many Americans, but Burr was spot on. lol Uhh hello, Volkswagen? Nestle and taking over Paris's water? A corporation is a corporation.

[@HFFCANADA]

This sounds like an American pretending to be a foreigner to get bill pissed off. it worked 💯

[@rosshorsley1591]

Good ole Bill. The smartest people I know are smart enough to admit what they don’t know. I certainly don’t agree with Bill on everything, but one thing is certain. He is not a dope.

[@nottoday7377]

Well said. Also nobody likes a know-it-all, so Bill acts dumb but is really very intelligent. Norm Macdonald had a similar comment on 60 minutes about Letterman’s intelligence compared to Bill Maher’s.

[@chrishanslip9140]

That "European" saying he's relaxed gives himself away... no-one in Europe feels European

[@belowaverageluke1369]

Nice to know that we have Bill burr on our side

[@TheLifemission]

so this guy wants to willingly be a slave.... lol the sheep love to be sheep

[@shugupta1811]

bill is right on this. tracking spending habits is fucked up. They can literally manipulate you to buy more stuff

[@CYMotorsport]

I love when Bill knows he’s being trolled but let’s it fly anyway hahaha I love this damn channel

[@sdry]

I got 6 months jail time for 5 weed plants for personal use because I have real health issues. No criminal record before that. We are so fucking relaxed here.

[@randmiller88]

Bill must be a Fight Club fan.

[@sirtnfol8476]

What a lamb chop. Laziness is contagious

[@fistoffries]

This was AWESOME!

[@paulyclos19]

Love me some Bill!

[@ClosedEyeVisualisations]

First two mins were gold!

[@21stcenturymermaid34]

bill speaking fact. preach bill👏🏻👏🏻

[@Timberhawk]

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you. ;D

[@silviemonk5556]

My absolute favorite podcast so far, Bill! Do another special, I can't get enough!

[@trinathomas8333]

Thank you!! Say it, scream it..Get it out there...!

[@LoneWolf-wp9dn]

ive read the power of habits recently and they had a whole chapter talking very casually about how the supermarkets work to create buying habits in people and how insidiously they target pregnant women and offer them discounts on tissues while overcharging them on scooters and such...

[@dylancox327]

Philly rant round 2: Bill takes on Europe

[@helpAHHHH]

Damn, is this off the newer podcasts? This is some good shit. Go Billy boy.

[@ciCCapROSTi]

I want to live in all kinds of places, just to get to know what kind of people live there. So fascinating.

[@lensenkomedia]

Love this guy. The best out there.

[@bdawk511]

Bill really ripped Europe a new one there, jeez

[@florentn7442]

I went through a genocide in the 90s in the Balkans but I feel pretty relaxed

[@kaktotak8267]

Forget the chips. Don't they demand your phone number for pretty much everything? You know how easy it is to know your location by your phone number? Even without the assistance of your phone, the cell network always knows the tower you are being served by, and that tower knows roughly the distance to you and your speed. They simply can't function properly without this information.

[@walkingweapon]

If you're in range of 3 towers you can be triangulated very accurately. I think you need 3 towers to get a signal don't you? You definitely need 3 satellites for gps because that's exactly how it gets your position, using trigonometry.

[@kaktotak8267]

Nick M No, your mobile is only served by 1 tower at a time. Well, in 4G it can only be 1 tower at a time. With previous generations a mobile can be served by 2 towers simultaneously in some cases, but afaik never more than that. Regarding triangulation, it is one of the methods of determining your positions, but it has 2 complications: 1. In LTE (4G), the network relies on the mobile to collect information about the quality of connection with other towers. It doesn't do it by itself. With previous generations, afaik, the network can do it by itself, but I can't say for sure. 2. In urban environments it is difficult to get a precise estimation of the distance by a radio signal due to the fact that the path of the signal can be very complicated. Although this problem can be bypassed to some extent if the area was mapped in advance and different locations were correlated with their signal properties.

[@jc.1191]

@@kaktotak8267 the data is still there from the towers you aren't using. Plus it pings nearby wifi and all. And yeah, the consumer gps is restricted from military precision. You get like 50 ft, or yards or something.

[@Twobarpsi]

Hey Billy bee!

[@chrisneto]

I think Eskimos are smug.

[@liamwaldrum6059]

"we Europeans are more relaxed when it comes to the microchipping" "YOU FUCKING WHAT?! WHAT ABOUT ALL THKSE WARS, YOU AINT CHILL" you can hear the moment bill goes red with anger and didn't bother to read into context here😂😂

[@jorisb4607]

The dude has a point though, even though he definitely chose the wrong angle for that and stressed differences that may not be that big. But Americans are more scared of stuff on average. Just look up what Americans who moved to a European place say about that. And yes, there's many nuances. Not every place in Europe has relaxed people and many people in the U.S. are relaxed as hell. But there definitely is more fear in general in the U.S., which makes sense in a very individualised and divided society with fear-mongering media.

[@milwaukeemike3557]

I think bill will argue with sand

[@Cokecakepopcorn]

I don't even live in the US but I know people can protest like fuck

[@LaylaSpellwind]

So living in Scotland. I know at least 8 people within 2 miles of me that are very tin foil hat. Won't even get internet in their house. I definitely think Bill is a little paranoid... but, and I love this quote, Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you. Edit: Wait... the guy is from Poland? The place where a priest burns harry potter books for being evil. Where people with disabilities are viewed as "cursed". Haha... Yeah... that's definitely on the level.

[@nrdpc5975]

Europe must be fun at parties.

[@brianmannion7097]

Nice generalisation.

[@VincentGonzalezVeg]

Even with personalized ads, it's still not great There are items we actually are going to buy Most ads are for items that aren't up to par, fall apart Or otherwise we need to be lied to that we need/want it Like Cola They lie to us to get "stomach volume"

[@jimbojones091]

Bill the shit they get is cheaper. Since the products they are selling are so elastic, a corporation could make a lot more buy selling for less. Selling for less does not equal making less money.

[@jc.1191]

They're doing things that raise average ticket, or average revenue per period. If there's two sales, a certain percentage of people will buy more items instead of the normal one for example. I'm a manager, I'm used to having to track the data, and improve it.

[@setinahugh9182]

Hold up MOM AND DAD MAY BEE NOT PERFECT. Butt let me sAy NO ONE WITH ROYAL BLOOD EXIST.

[@privateprivate2268]

👍

[@thehungarianvixen]

LOOL when I heard this is a polish guy :D I've had TWO poles shit on my country too. (Also in Europe)

[@TheMrlitemaster]

I didn;t know the EU sent emails to bill fucking burr

[@connor9295]

Over here in Europe we don't have 100,000 gun related deaths since Newtown in 2013. We win lol

[@mizzou19]

+Connor Pringle Neither has the US...They may be fucked in some ways, but that's an exaggeration. And most of those deaths are via suicide

[@connor9295]

Still gun related

[@Nasmr1]

+Connor Pringle that's stupid. "HUR ur guns" (it's 30,000 btw you moron) "Most are suicides" "Still gun related" Don't you see how stupid that argument is? How irrelevant the statistic becomes if it is suicide? They will find something else.

[@rawheadrex1972]

Yup. You’re not allowed to own firearms period. Any government that doesn’t want its citizens armed doesn’t trust its citizens.

[@Dunning.Kruger]

I know everything. Just ask me.

[@commonguard3431]

😂

[@williepete1969]

USA USA USA

[@rawheadrex1972]

Aborted Soul Ah now, don’t be so hard on yourself.

[@vancouverviking4652]

CBDC money will be the end.

[@odinsplaygrounds]

While I think the author is a bit smug, and referring to all of Europe is quite wrong. But I’m also quite sure he’s meaning the more developed parts of Europe is more relaxed. Russia is barely Europe. South and east has always been more unstable zones that most people don’t think is the prime example of “Europe”, which is usually more referring to Western European countries. Yes it’s all Europe. But it’s in a similar manner of how “Asia” is all of east, south east, India, Pakistan, Middle East etc. but hardly anyone consider Arabs as “Asian” although they technically are. Same for Indian, etc. “Asia” usually only refers to south east and east Asia.

[@caesarplaysgames]

A lot of Europeans here say Bill is proving the stereotype in this video, and yet they’re proving the stereotype of arrogance in this comment section. So in conclusion, Americans are slightly more paranoid than Europeans, and Europeans are more arrogant and less concerned about their individual freedom.

[@mrdropkicker1]

Caesar that’s fair, but it isn’t without basis. America was founded on paranoia and distrust of the government

[@rawheadrex1972]

Mr. Dropkicker Absolutely. And the best thing for us is to remain so.

[@Orenoryori]

That takedown of Europe at the beginning was ambrosia.

[@CounterNerd]

The reason why we know what American people are like is because (in case you forgot) the US was a superpower until you basically sold your country to China. Your shows reach Europe in large amounts, and you're all over social media and youtube. Gee, I wonder why it is that we know what americans are like :P

[@typejdavos8297]

CounterNerd Have you ever been to America? The people vary so incredibly much from state to state. Trying to say you have a grasp of Americans because our shows reach you is ridiculous. Do you think most Americans are like the people from Los Angeles?(where most shows/movies are made). Do you have any idea how large the US is, allowing for a wide range of cultures, merely states apart. Europeans should actually spend some time here, before assuming you know the people. Otherwise, you just look ignorant.

[@Cokecakepopcorn]

I liked the comment about the cartoon and the extremists shooting people, lol compare all terrorism in the entire EU to the US then for fun add all the mass shootings in the US

[@Gaybraham.Lincoln]

The European writing in does not have the same opinion as most europeans

[@shizu-chan3942]

Russia is not in Europe billllllly XD

[@zgledanje]

Typical American comedian getting bent out of shape instead of being more relaxed like us Europeans.

[@Cokecakepopcorn]

Yup, shame he isn't relaxed like Europeans

[@zeldagoblin]

+Alonso Fremont the Dutch are pretty laid back, mind you

[@walkingweapon]

"Yeah man we're so relaxed here on the EU. What's that you say? Paedophiles make our laws? Fuck off with that, can't you see how relaxed I am?"

[@guitarsANDcars39]

I can tell you are an uneducated moron.

[@zgledanje]

Tell Americans that they should be more relaxed and they just prove the stereotype. Can't you just be more like us Europeans??

[@DanAvenell]

We Europeans don't get our ideas about what modern Americans (and whether they are more paranoid than Europeans) are like from the BBC. You realise the internet is made up of about 80% Americans and we've been immersed in the psyche of Americans for about 20 years now?

[@Bennysol]

Kyle Richmond okay so you have an insight of the trolls and goblins in america. Can't believe you actually used the internet in general as a reference point. I think a maggot stuck in a worms ass has some more smarts than you

[@paulyclos19]

Calm down