Bill Burr - Rant About A Trip To The Bank

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[@whoizl0s481]

"it would be quicker" Pffft ya it would be quicker if I hopped behind the counter at Burger King and started helping them flip burger but that's now how this works numb nuts Bill is absolutely right

[@CzolgoszWorkinMan]

I'd rather be a child soldier than work in customer service again.

[@jessnear6613]

Czolgosz, Workin' Man 😂

[@dewanmdurnto3592]

Lmaooooooo wtf 😭🤣

[@mrichar9]

me2 I would enjoy killing idiots * looks in the mirror * ... tonight... YOU

[@tamie341]

Bruh forreal dem kids get good benefits I heard

[@mr.uncleg5307]

😂😂😂

[@GAZAMAN93X]

don't blow it. keep it simple. count your money

[@captainahab3694]

loool Bill ignored this completely here

[@blkberlinetta]

This is the greatest comment lmao

[@neitherheightnordepth2102]

Well played!

[@Knx3k]

I think you meant _don't _*_blow_*_ it_ _keep it __-simple-_ *_count_*_ __-your money-_

[@zarreff]

And read me the number. Lol

[@MrJohnnyb74]

This needs to be animated.

[@sonnQ]

Bump!

[@lhaviland8602]

Preferably by the same people behind "Amy's Baking Company".

[@DT3D_PRINT]

Wheres the animator for Joe Rogan

[@theroof6378]

🤣🤣🤣

[@tamie341]

I give a hearty booty slap to whoever do this! You know ya want it bruh

[@loverule9320]

they have you read numbers so if a mistake is made they can blame you or claim that you were right there sir

[@KPho150]

It's not recorded so we can put it right back on them.

[@todaysdesperadohatesavocad7109]

@@KPho150 I think that's why they always say the call may be recorded/monitored for quality assurance

[@scottward6974]

Bill's curmudgeonly attitude keeps him funny. Rogan was saying on his podcast with Whitney Cummings how some comedians lose their edge after becoming successful because they're too happy and comfortable and haven't got anything to kick against. Bill has inherited his dad's temper and it's hilarious!

[@nickbagelboy]

I keep coming back to this every few weeks. My favourite rant. Just love it when he's calm then goes right offfff. Haha. "This David Blane looking dude".

[@SwissMarksman]

" ........... *man what the fuck* "

[@markusmontgomery8296]

Hahaha with his "you're gonna like the way you look" suit 😂

[@nottoday7377]

Lol love it. As he’s telling the story he gets upset again, hilarious.

[@ZanderPingu]

Please can someone get this over to the writers at F is for family and incorporate some of this rant into an episode

[@jbkman]

The 56 people who disliked this work at banks 😂😂😂

[@big5ch461]

😂😂

[@CYMotorsport]

Someone needs to explain to Bill commercial bankers are not the same as investment bankers. The guy at the branch isn’t remotely related to the banker he seems to hate. He may soften up on the poor chaps at neighborhood Chase

[@SwissMarksman]

He's so fucking stubborn. Why does he think that every poor chap working in a Bank is a shark? 😂

[@Dizzyj360]

@@SwissMarksman because it makes for a better comedic angle

[@joeyvanostrand3655]

Why is it so out of line for some prick to do what he gets paid for? Because your parents raised a bunch pussies that made you think everybody is your friend. I enjoy being either the cause of or the witness to the real world slapping you in the face. Once in awhile I get lucky and I'm the one that gets to do it.

[@elephantgrass631]

@@joeyvanostrand3655 That’s so true. So many entitled fucks out there. As the saying goes “Good times make weak men....” etc etc. These people should get in the army for one week just to see what it’s like to do hard work. Any longer and they’d cry and have to take a mental health day.

[@doctorj3057]

Love Bill's appreciation for the modern banking system...

[@gabrielhowardMKE]

This is one of if not the greatest Bill Burr podcast of all time. The man is a genius and a legend.

[@Skynots789]

Chvvvvvhhhhhhhvvvvvvvvu h. H. , C h

[@tennis4467]

Hey, fair enough.

[@BKS0]

I am kind of with Bill on this, I know it's not a big deal, but at least be polite when asking. No one owes you anything, if you want to ask for his help at least be a fuckin gentleman

[@juanzepeda8690]

Video of bill ranting about the bank. 8 minutes in Bill: “You know what the thing about women is?!”

[@madnessinisolation]

Let it all out Billy red balls. You'll be happier... "On paper"! This is too hilarious!

[@MMCLLC7]

In his "you're gonna like the way you look, I guarantee it" suit 😭😭

[@OscarJackMead]

LMFAOOOO

[@botchjones1130]

As a 24 year old man finding my own way, this hits deep. Thanks for uploading

[@victorsierra4918]

Can you imagine Bill Burr trying to sell you health insurance? 5:05

[@Knx3k]

Excuse me maam we have this fuuuucking A package, you should get it before the government comes and fucks you over

[@erickane8163]

hed be half way through it and go off on a rant about how its fucking stupid then sing a little song about you being an idiot and then finish selling you it and start talking to you about aliens just like all his sponsors

[@GadgetWusky]

The only thing I’m getting from this conversation is that Bill doesn’t type

[@brendonbarratt7551]

This is absolute gold!!

[@Overbass8000]

Ah yes... This is the Bill we always loved

[@dissforlife]

did you just fucking exhale? lmao

[@kherise]

Same with the sándwich stuff: do you know me? Bcs I don’t fucking work here! 😂😂😂genius rant, I feel you, Bill, it’s my every day struggle too ;)

[@CipherSerpico]

I’m not sure why, but I’m picturing him doing this rant in a leopard skin robe with a glass of scotch.

[@pedrogudino1133]

I heard that ice too

[@HodgePodge218]

That last comment had me cracking up

[@GastedFlabber]

Did you just fucking exhale?! 😂😂

[@izahichanez6405]

i would have said the same to the banker

[@atletikivan]

Lol the bank don't have KZbin comment section tough guy

[@izahichanez6405]

ivanm432 imma make the bank a page just to tell them "do i work here"jaja

[@Lofesofa]

Oh you’re so tough with your Prius

[@TheGuyAlwaysOnTime]

I just realized Bill has an anger problem and is out of his mind

[@zabaoth]

My account manager was a dick. A sarcastic dick to boot. I told him I wasn't paying his commission for handling my account for him to be a comedian, and that the last guy (who got promoted) was efficient, nicer, in a way that I never had to see him because shit was being done. He told me I had to write a letter to him asking to switch managers, and he'd have to approve. I told him I'd take the same time writing a letter to the administrator saying if they don't switch me from this incompetent I'd take my business to the competition. Now they switched me to this nice lady who understands I want to be minimally invested in everything and just mails me occasionally for confirmation. Life is just fucking peachy.

[@strickca991]

Bill is awesome! We need another season of F is for Family!

[@nickdipaolofan5948]

Bill is right about women having some weird need to buy shit. The worst part is that they buy a bunch of disposable shit that adds up a lot! They will spend tons of money on cloths or other stuff that goes out of style or breaks in a year but then they freak out if you spend a little extra on something. One time I bought an expensive leather belt that was very thick and high quality leather and my wife was like, "you could by 5 belts for that price" and I replied "or I could buy this belt that will outlast those 5 belts put together PLUS I get to have a nice belt that whole time!!" Same with tools. She wonders why I spend twice as much for a quality tool and EVERY time I have to explain that the tool may cost twice as much but it lasts 5 times as long. it is the difference between buying thow away shit VS buy shit that you pass on to your grand kids. I have a table saw that was made in the 1940s that works much better than a Dewalt saw that is brand new. I think a lot of this has to do with women constantly wanting NEW shit rather than GOOD shit.

[@rad4life1]

It is not wrong to have expectations. And it is healthy to have strong emotions when they are not met. Especially when those expectations are common. This meditation thing, is fucking creepy Bill. It's like it is teaching you to have weaker mind.

[@vhscopyofseinfeld]

Richard Down no it’s not. Staying calm is crucial for reasoning. When you have strong emotions you illicit your limbic system; when you get emotional and it’s activated, it physiologically impedes your ability to think critically.

[@TexasBoyJc]

1:40 is my favorite part!! 😂 I’m gonna say it, these kids now days, like hey man reach out on the interweb man lmao!!!!

[@harsesishoktar9386]

Best rant ever

[@eraoftheday5942]

2:10 gotta be honest, I was on the fence until this part. Screw that guy.

[@koslim]

Thats exactly why he is the best.. Even his pure anger can make you laugh

[@nunchuksteev9811]

I feel like Bill was kind of mean to the bank guy

[@zachinthehat1707]

He said he’s a dick and he’s right both are true

[@a.k.4o]

I dont . And applaud him

[@martinnevey7258]

Bill don't ever change dude..your bang right..don't fight it enjoy...regards from Scotland

[@skkurt6549]

So I meditated for the first time 😂😂😂

[@blkberlinetta]

He didn't even say please 😂😂lol!

[@23Robusto]

When it comes to banking or grocery shopping I'm definitely all about self service. But Bill is right here, the banker was just throwing a dominate alpha move to show who controlled the situation.

[@adamjwal]

He's poppin off

[@BigWickEnergy_]

Can someone bless us with a list of other legendary rants he’s had on the podcast.

[@eshkaton]

I owe teaxis up in fukkin keanada

[@heymaybeyourewrong5810]

Fucking tell em bill tell em!

[@WV_Mudpuppy]

Haha about women shopping, that's definitely my husband..I very rarely buy anything but yet the UPS man is at my house every day dropping something off for my husband Haha

[@jc.1191]

Watch out or you'll be on that hoarders show 😂

[@WV_Mudpuppy]

@@jc.1191 yea no doubt lol I'm sitting boxes out on the street for free when he's at work hahaha

[@delont1986]

Still hilarious today!

[@slackjoelyokel88]

An angry Bill Burr is a happy world lolll

[@themusic6808]

I work for a bank in Canada and when a customer is sending a wire they have to proof read all the information they provided after it’s been inputed to ensure it’s all correct then sign off on us to release the funds...so Bill would have had to read the numbers anyways lmao

[@marcoescobar3305]

Cameron Hawes the bank was in America. They had to wire it to Canada.

[@vinstyles]

Come back to Dublin, Bill. This is hilarious.

[@synthiapowe4937]

No. You don't have to explain. Could have handed him the info and said "Here, read THIS." Women, are used to having to suck it up. Black women, oh yeah, contortion means we're angry. Ha! You were Right. Do YOUR fkn Job! Not kissin up, just sayin.

[@vitocorleone1462]

Something really fucking weird just happened. Ok, so I had two tabs open, I was watching this and switched tabs 20 secs into this video to watch a David Blaine video. I finished David's video, returned to this one and pressed play, and within 10 seconds bill said David Blaine. WTFFFF!?!?!?

[@ParaglidingManiac]

"These kids today" :D:D

[@solaris100]

EPIC rant and spot on!

[@princec663]

Bill Burr is a legend

[@rayhend100]

I would have just read it. The guy was actually right in that it is a lot faster.

[@1stfeather]

Bills anger is my prozac

[@Ristofec]

Eh, I think bills in the wrong. Customer service workers lose their mind because of people exactly like bill. Thinking you’re their personal servant

[@SwissMarksman]

2:20 is that booze on ice I hear in the background ol' billy.

[@downysleep7829]

My bf buys stuff constantly online and we both agree it’s something *Akin* to a coping mechanism, but it doesn’t have much to do with our relationship. Honestly I’ve know way more men to enjoy internet shopping than women >.> lol

[@janushomer9111]

I have the same problem but I think the guy is right about expectations being the source of that anger and frustration. When you do your job, you make sure that people get their money worth but that's not the case for a lot of people. People do whatever they can get away with. Basically You could have told him: "I came to the bank to have somebody to help with this. It's your job. Do it." And hand all the documents It might have worked

[@brianwalendy3735]

That's exactly why people are being replaced by automated kiosks.

[@LOSTGAM3R]

Lol, Bill is such a boomer when it comes to technology

[@RiggidyDiggidyRaw]

lost gam3r Yea he sounds snobbish here even though I get that he isn't

[@jborrego2406]

I agree but one day we be old an do same thing lol

[@jodysin7]

Haha bill hates this type of stuff. From the banks to self checkout.

[@joejosa8467]

Expectations on life You can't control life but you can control on how you respond to it. Bill lost his cool.

[@drewscagnetti6225]

Lol

[@YourBeingParanoid]

Having a history that includes working for a big high street bank - I have an inner glow when I swapped them a little shitty 2 bedroom flat for £300,000 tax free :) I fucking hated working there and LOVED the day I left (before they went tits up!) FAB!

[@jpmcgarrell9592]

You’re not being childish Bill. You have a great point. Fuck’n bankers.

[@MrJohnnyb74]

I listen to this every time my incompetent, Adderal spun co-worker who doesn't have the decency to quit makes my job harder. They won't fire her and I've been here way longer.

[@benwilliams5474]

Keep meditating please Bill it is really good for you! 😊😉❤💙💜💚🧡💛

[@KPho150]

Shit, the same thing happened to me and this ticket agent fuck. The wrost thing is it was his fuck up I was doing my shitty job and he had the fucking balls to take me down with him.

[@iancogs2913]

old school burr right here ladies and gentleman. billyfucknuts is back

[@modernfckinman]

lmao Bill is so needlessly argumentative and such a contrarian but I wouldn't have it any other way

[@daccitv4651]

As a current banker, I agree with everything except that we don’t make the money, it gets sent to us from the government lol

[@harrisonwestphall2381]

Bill Burr just seems like he doesn't understand people who work minimum wage jobs.

[@steretsjaaj2368]

Don't take no shit from noone Bill Truth is Wife is right, it's faster and easier for a grownup to do it himself than trying to teach those people how to do their job

[@mmatip123]

I use to work at a gym and when I dealt with billing I always thought of this.

[@sisepuedemaybe]

I missed Bill shitting banks! Fuck this was so damn refreshing

[@brendanwilliams8235]

Bill, check out how the director of black panther's trip to the bank went.

[@ronmatson5502]

Is this the true value of the AMERICAN dollar?

[@random-nz7dy]

It's the lack of the word please that would have gotten me more than anything

[@elvis1745]

I would disagree with Bill on this one. I'm far from being a happy person but I've never denied to help someone. Hell, I even help people do their job if they insist on letting them do it alone. Nothing wrong with sometimes being nice to strangers.

[@wyldeyouth]

Jeeeeeezus Bill! Just read the fucking numbers!!

[@factotums]

'You give me 0.8% on my money, you guys invent money, you're literally counterfeiters, you nuke the economy every six years, and on top of it I have to come in and read the numbers off to you, fuck off' Oh man, that's some classic Bill. I'd love to conjure a rant like that on the spot one day. The only problem is that every company has outsourced their customer service to some part of the world where you don't know if they even have food to feed their kids that day and you already feel like a hoity toity American jackass just for calling what is supposed to be 'customer service' and they probably think you personally started the Iraq War and drive around wearing a MAGA hat and now you're supposed to ask them for help with something they have no authority or ability to help you with. Freakonomics genius move. Someone should make that illegal. Put the threat of Johnny Law behind customer service reps. Maybe an app that instantly docs the representative's info to the company, and if that doesn't work it gives you a full printout report of all the not giving a fuck that went into your effort to get some help.

[@th3dudeabides1]

No bill, it is not childish, it's a healthy reaction to a fucked situation

[@thompson223]

He is lethal in an argument I fucking feel sorry for anyone who pisses him off

[@Dmacxxx77]

Did you just fucking exhale?

[@dekeg.6795]

I'm sick of Walmart too! Seems like I work there everytime I go.

[@Skilad0x]

My entire life I've admired and appreciated his anger and comedy gold within. Just recently learned our birthdays our a day apart LOL. Now I see that I will always be angry like this! Haha yet rebound at the end.😂🤣 I love it

[@BostonShovinstuff]

Same here ! I hate astronomy but Geminis are a fucked up group

[@jamesgillis8122]

Fuck the banks. Be your own bank. Buy bitcoin.

[@DFossss]

@1:27 that pause to him spazzing is hilarious 😆 😂

[@ApPillon]

Every time I go to the bank I realise I forgot by bat

[@jessepinkman2537]

“What kills me is he’s walking around saying I’m a dick WHICH I AM, i admit to that, BUT I’M FUCKIN RIGHT!” *cleo in the corner* “Yeah, you gotta be fucking kidding me. This is bullshit! I don’t know what this guy’s mad at, but I love this guy! This guy feeds me… Is it the door? Are ya mad at the door?”

[@Cooz.]

3:15 billy big balls gettin heated

[@Zoologic21]

1:52

[@chadbarr5365]

Ahahaha! A series on patience.

[@originalv5107]

Guy at the banks correct…it would have been faster rather than bouncing back and forth between two screens.

[@BigWickEnergy_]

That’s not the point 🤦🏾‍♂️. The point is there’s a right and a wrong way to go about things. You don’t command people to do favors for you.

[@weenerdik]

This is like Eminem’s “Cypher” freestyle but in the form of a podcast 😂

[@AlteregoKoda]

I love this. I agree.