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@wojciechgrodnicki63028 ай бұрын
How quickly did a lawyer find this guy? 😂
@Citizen__X18 ай бұрын
Saul Goodman…
@tvviewer45008 ай бұрын
Just as quickly as the leaders of Ukraine sold out it’s people for money
@tvviewer45008 ай бұрын
@Godleveltroll315 FYI the guy’s name is Ukrainian
@tvviewer45008 ай бұрын
@Godleveltroll315 if you need me to explain it you might be retarded. Have fun with your JV level trolling…
@stevebanning9028 ай бұрын
tons of tiny hats flew off as they scurried to his front door
@lonewolfwarrior21438 ай бұрын
The city better be paying out compensation for this guy, that’s ridiculous.
@PhantomFilmAustralia8 ай бұрын
I remember listening to this segment during his _Monday Morning Podcast_ on my headphones while I was clearing an overgrown back yard. I pulled away some scrub by the hot water tank and there was a massive nest of rats! The subject matter was too close to home and too perfect to be a coincidence. Bill, it's a conspiracy.
@theworstactionhero91862 ай бұрын
He didn't break his legs because all the rats cushioned the fall.
@Rompler_Rocco8 ай бұрын
No amount of that Michael Jackson "Ben" song can stop the nightmares after this one.
@DoubleMonoLR8 ай бұрын
Ah, you do realize that song was made for a horror movie of the same name, with rats?
@Rompler_Rocco8 ай бұрын
@@DoubleMonoLR I never knew that! I just assumed the movie was like the song, a friendship story between a boy and a rat 🤦♂️
@johngrayatkinson12148 ай бұрын
That guy unintentionally won Millions from reality Fear Factor ,New York! Nothing heals all wounds , like a giant truck load of cash He.ll be fine
@kaptinkinnakeet11248 ай бұрын
That truckload after the govt. long strokes u can fit in the glovebox
@Yophillips32728 ай бұрын
He probably still will have night terrors, money is just money a new infinity isn't going to heal all wounds. 😂
@bshepgtgtggt8 ай бұрын
I can't even fathom the grueling suffocating feeling of being engulfed by sewer rats, in complete darkness.. absolutely traumatic.
@solidsnake38618 ай бұрын
thats a horror story could be a movie
@gregoryhines722 күн бұрын
His mother in a bathrobe and hair cover is so stereotypically perfect
@carlosfred86738 ай бұрын
This poor bastard. This is a lifetime of therapy in the making. Hope he gets some compensation for those therapy bills.
@MrHeroicDemon8 ай бұрын
America, so someone is going to get sued, IF and only IF, the family continues law actions, and be patient. Government wants to blame personal owner since the cellar goes under public streets. So the Owner will fight Government of who is in the wrong. Sit back and watch the show until you get money back from legal fees.
@DaniboyBR28 ай бұрын
I used to hate the countryside, I lived in a major city for 10+ years, I left and I will never come back, its hell on earth.
@charlesdarwin72538 ай бұрын
I don't believe for one second this happened in the Bronx.
@skottyo8 ай бұрын
Bro got paid !!!!! $$$$
@Yophillips32728 ай бұрын
I remember this happening to another guy decades ago the rats were hungry and gnawed the guys fingers off.
@tr68888 ай бұрын
That is F'd up!! Wow , what was that 70"s movie "Willard" ? I would definitely sue you know a jury would be super sympathetic. You couldn't give me a $100k to go in that rat hole!
@josephcronin29658 ай бұрын
Just Holy Shit
@Adrianrulz8 ай бұрын
I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy
@avery12345308 ай бұрын
Freaky situation for sure, I'm glad he survived. Still, what about the guy who was sleeping in his bed and a giant cavern opened up under his bedroom? Him and his bed fell through the floor into the cavern so far that they couldn't even retrieve his body! If I lived in that neighborhood I would leave the entire state. My house would be up for sale immediately!
@MatthewGill-nv4tb8 ай бұрын
Wasn't that near the east coast.... I'm sure it's happened more but news is curated. If yer talking about the one I'm thinking of it was tied to fracking in the region. The salt water they use for fracking underground displaces a lot of soil. It's like people who find out they had a spring under their foundation
@avery12345308 ай бұрын
@@MatthewGill-nv4tb I'm not sure, you could be right. I heard about it watching a video about the topic that had a few examples.
@Cheers_Motherfucker8 ай бұрын
Better rats that spiders. Imagine falling into a tarantula nest. There was a story on Mr. Ballen where a little girl was walking on a wooden pier at a lake, and when the pier flipped upside down. She was engulfed by thousands of recently evicted spider crabs
@mistertre808 ай бұрын
I keep up with his vids n never saw this one what was it called even though I hate spiders
@Cheers_Motherfucker8 ай бұрын
@@mistertre80 The episode is called "I double dare you to swim to this dock" from the Halloween scare-a-thon. Definitely worth a listen
@calholli8 ай бұрын
If he didn't sue for at least 100k.. then he blew it.
@bobwoods13028 ай бұрын
This poor guy deserves a fat cheque.
@WCDavis-cl7si7 ай бұрын
30 minutes down in a rats' lair, scraped face, bites all over his body...do you want to be famous for that? I feel genuinely bad for this poor guy...Also; (and I am so sorry) 'Honey, how was your day?'
@manwiththeredface78218 ай бұрын
And here I am, eating while Bill is talking about dirty, furry hungry rats...
@juanmoretime75588 ай бұрын
My friend, did you not read the title? Pretty easy solution
@mr.blonde53444 ай бұрын
I need to find a sinkhole
@LarsLarsen778 ай бұрын
It's not a sinkhole, that implies some kind of geological problem. The fucking concrete just rotted away and the sidewalk collapsed into a hole under it for the pipes and shit.
@Killer_Kovacs8 ай бұрын
The rats broke his fall
@mtthsgrr8 ай бұрын
let's bet, I say 8 millions $$
@harizotoh78 ай бұрын
These are great insights. Bill should make a podcast. It’d be huge.
@adrianvasquez2548 ай бұрын
Another reason why I’ll never live in NYC.
@cactaceous8 ай бұрын
I’ve lived in NYC 38 of my 44 years alive and nothing even remotely close has ever happened to me ever. I saw a small brown mouse once in our kitchen when I was like 12 and never again have I seen rodents where I’ve lived. Although, we did have mice in an office I worked like 8 years ago and they did enter a conference room in the middle of a meeting. That did happen.
@technoir25848 ай бұрын
I'd have been more afraid of landing in a pool of piss and shit than the rats. Probably scared the hell out of the rats.
@ZephKin8 ай бұрын
And now I'm having flashbacks to Malcolm in the Middle where Francis had to deal with a rat problem literally going under a cabin's floorboards, crawl, find obviously - 1 small rat, to only find a swarm of rats, then have them scurry all over top of him. kzbin.info/www/bejne/gouwg6d4h9ZneKM
@J4sse8 ай бұрын
Omg, NEW YORK REALLY IS FALLING APART!
@slugshell29015 ай бұрын
He probably has post traumatic stress now
@DaniboyBR28 ай бұрын
Anyone wants to start a metal band, I have the perfect name for it, Cannibal Rat Corpse, or Cannibal Subway Rats.
@dirtydigger32188 ай бұрын
HUGE lawsuit on the way!!!
@NathanFree848 ай бұрын
I think @0:43 seconds is a cut scene from Bad Boys.
@peaboss8 ай бұрын
Miami 😆😆😆
@leifjensen431421 күн бұрын
Doesn't the new lady look like a Bob Burgers character?
@DennisFawcett-ck1fq8 ай бұрын
Bill is a great comic but a 🐱 😂
@Shannon-tm7ek8 ай бұрын
Actually, if he was a pussy he would back down to you fucks, instead of backing the mother of his children expressing her 1st ammendment rights.
@RisitasKEKW8 ай бұрын
😂
@ukcomicjunkie74338 ай бұрын
Why is there so much litter and crap everywhere? Looks like a tornado just hit this street
@IzzySoDope8 ай бұрын
Fuggit about it
@shanestephens47288 ай бұрын
Ayo we outsiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide Bing bong Goddammit New York sucks
@TYKZY.BRANX._TEEK.SEE.BRANCH.2 ай бұрын
VASECTOMiEZ 4 US ALL ! [NOT YELLiNG, JUZT LiKE TYPiNG iN CAPZ]
@linejumper82048 ай бұрын
Lucky for him he had a soft rat bed to land on, in Alberta he would have been a broken bone bag.
@hammerhead2228 ай бұрын
Yup
@jiiig86678 ай бұрын
Uh was he bit?.. how was that not the first question after is he ok?.