Bill Burr | Sinkhole Full of Rats

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[@wojciechgrodnicki6302]

How quickly did a lawyer find this guy? 😂

[@Citizen__X1]

Saul Goodman…

[@tvviewer4500]

Just as quickly as the leaders of Ukraine sold out it’s people for money

[@tvviewer4500]

@Godleveltroll315 FYI the guy’s name is Ukrainian

[@tvviewer4500]

@Godleveltroll315 if you need me to explain it you might be retarded. Have fun with your JV level trolling…

[@stevebanning902]

tons of tiny hats flew off as they scurried to his front door

[@lonewolfwarrior2143]

The city better be paying out compensation for this guy, that’s ridiculous.

[@PhantomFilmAustralia]

I remember listening to this segment during his _Monday Morning Podcast_ on my headphones while I was clearing an overgrown back yard. I pulled away some scrub by the hot water tank and there was a massive nest of rats! The subject matter was too close to home and too perfect to be a coincidence. Bill, it's a conspiracy.

[@theworstactionhero9186]

He didn't break his legs because all the rats cushioned the fall.

[@Rompler_Rocco]

No amount of that Michael Jackson "Ben" song can stop the nightmares after this one.

[@DoubleMonoLR]

Ah, you do realize that song was made for a horror movie of the same name, with rats?

[@Rompler_Rocco]

@@DoubleMonoLR I never knew that! I just assumed the movie was like the song, a friendship story between a boy and a rat 🤦‍♂️

[@johngrayatkinson1214]

That guy unintentionally won Millions from reality Fear Factor ,New York! Nothing heals all wounds , like a giant truck load of cash He.ll be fine

[@kaptinkinnakeet1124]

That truckload after the govt. long strokes u can fit in the glovebox

[@Yophillips3272]

He probably still will have night terrors, money is just money a new infinity isn't going to heal all wounds. 😂

[@bshepgtgtggt]

I can't even fathom the grueling suffocating feeling of being engulfed by sewer rats, in complete darkness.. absolutely traumatic.

[@solidsnake3861]

thats a horror story could be a movie

[@gregoryhines7]

His mother in a bathrobe and hair cover is so stereotypically perfect

[@carlosfred8673]

This poor bastard. This is a lifetime of therapy in the making. Hope he gets some compensation for those therapy bills.

[@MrHeroicDemon]

America, so someone is going to get sued, IF and only IF, the family continues law actions, and be patient. Government wants to blame personal owner since the cellar goes under public streets. So the Owner will fight Government of who is in the wrong. Sit back and watch the show until you get money back from legal fees.

[@DaniboyBR2]

I used to hate the countryside, I lived in a major city for 10+ years, I left and I will never come back, its hell on earth.

[@charlesdarwin7253]

I don't believe for one second this happened in the Bronx.

[@skottyo]

Bro got paid !!!!! $$$$

[@Yophillips3272]

I remember this happening to another guy decades ago the rats were hungry and gnawed the guys fingers off.

[@tr6888]

That is F'd up!! Wow , what was that 70"s movie "Willard" ? I would definitely sue you know a jury would be super sympathetic. You couldn't give me a $100k to go in that rat hole!

[@josephcronin2965]

Just Holy Shit

[@Adrianrulz]

I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy

[@avery1234530]

Freaky situation for sure, I'm glad he survived. Still, what about the guy who was sleeping in his bed and a giant cavern opened up under his bedroom? Him and his bed fell through the floor into the cavern so far that they couldn't even retrieve his body! If I lived in that neighborhood I would leave the entire state. My house would be up for sale immediately!

[@MatthewGill-nv4tb]

Wasn't that near the east coast.... I'm sure it's happened more but news is curated. If yer talking about the one I'm thinking of it was tied to fracking in the region. The salt water they use for fracking underground displaces a lot of soil. It's like people who find out they had a spring under their foundation

[@avery1234530]

@@MatthewGill-nv4tb I'm not sure, you could be right. I heard about it watching a video about the topic that had a few examples.

[@Cheers_Motherfucker]

Better rats that spiders. Imagine falling into a tarantula nest. There was a story on Mr. Ballen where a little girl was walking on a wooden pier at a lake, and when the pier flipped upside down. She was engulfed by thousands of recently evicted spider crabs

[@mistertre80]

I keep up with his vids n never saw this one what was it called even though I hate spiders

[@Cheers_Motherfucker]

@@mistertre80 The episode is called "I double dare you to swim to this dock" from the Halloween scare-a-thon. Definitely worth a listen

[@calholli]

If he didn't sue for at least 100k.. then he blew it.

[@bobwoods1302]

This poor guy deserves a fat cheque.

[@WCDavis-cl7si]

30 minutes down in a rats' lair, scraped face, bites all over his body...do you want to be famous for that? I feel genuinely bad for this poor guy...Also; (and I am so sorry) 'Honey, how was your day?'

[@manwiththeredface7821]

And here I am, eating while Bill is talking about dirty, furry hungry rats...

[@juanmoretime7558]

My friend, did you not read the title? Pretty easy solution

[@mr.blonde5344]

I need to find a sinkhole

[@LarsLarsen77]

It's not a sinkhole, that implies some kind of geological problem. The fucking concrete just rotted away and the sidewalk collapsed into a hole under it for the pipes and shit.

[@Killer_Kovacs]

The rats broke his fall

[@mtthsgrr]

let's bet, I say 8 millions $$

[@harizotoh7]

These are great insights. Bill should make a podcast. It’d be huge.

[@adrianvasquez254]

Another reason why I’ll never live in NYC.

[@cactaceous]

I’ve lived in NYC 38 of my 44 years alive and nothing even remotely close has ever happened to me ever. I saw a small brown mouse once in our kitchen when I was like 12 and never again have I seen rodents where I’ve lived. Although, we did have mice in an office I worked like 8 years ago and they did enter a conference room in the middle of a meeting. That did happen.

[@technoir2584]

I'd have been more afraid of landing in a pool of piss and shit than the rats. Probably scared the hell out of the rats.

[@ZephKin]

And now I'm having flashbacks to Malcolm in the Middle where Francis had to deal with a rat problem literally going under a cabin's floorboards, crawl, find obviously - 1 small rat, to only find a swarm of rats, then have them scurry all over top of him. kzbin.info/www/bejne/gouwg6d4h9ZneKM

[@J4sse]

Omg, NEW YORK REALLY IS FALLING APART!

[@slugshell2901]

He probably has post traumatic stress now

[@DaniboyBR2]

Anyone wants to start a metal band, I have the perfect name for it, Cannibal Rat Corpse, or Cannibal Subway Rats.

[@dirtydigger3218]

HUGE lawsuit on the way!!!

[@NathanFree84]

I think @0:43 seconds is a cut scene from Bad Boys.

[@peaboss]

Miami 😆😆😆

[@leifjensen4314]

Doesn't the new lady look like a Bob Burgers character?

[@DennisFawcett-ck1fq]

Bill is a great comic but a 🐱 😂

[@Shannon-tm7ek]

Actually, if he was a pussy he would back down to you fucks, instead of backing the mother of his children expressing her 1st ammendment rights.

[@RisitasKEKW]

😂

[@ukcomicjunkie7433]

Why is there so much litter and crap everywhere? Looks like a tornado just hit this street

[@IzzySoDope]

Fuggit about it

[@shanestephens4728]

Ayo we outsiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide Bing bong Goddammit New York sucks

[@TYKZY.BRANX._TEEK.SEE.BRANCH.]

VASECTOMiEZ 4 US ALL ! [NOT YELLiNG, JUZT LiKE TYPiNG iN CAPZ]

[@linejumper8204]

Lucky for him he had a soft rat bed to land on, in Alberta he would have been a broken bone bag.

[@hammerhead222]

Yup

[@jiiig8667]

Uh was he bit?.. how was that not the first question after is he ok?.