Bill Burr: “I’ll Never Own a Helicopter” - Full Special

Bill Burr explains how watching MTV Cribs lowers his self-esteem, describes an incident he witnessed on the subway and shares why office work isn’t for him.
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Original airdate: February 14, 2003
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[@badad0166]

I'll never marry, I'll never own a helicopter. Oh, Bill.

[@Wafaloo]

I’m still disappointed he had kids

[@moon-unit-zappa]

@@Wafaloo 😄

[@xSIJUx]

hate it when people grow up

[@acezavala3816]

😂😂😂​@@xSIJUx

[@1OAK_X]

@@xSIJUx😂😂😂

[@modnairfeargach]

We were blessed to have Dave Chappelle and Bill Burr in our generation of comedians.

[@davidizett5307]

And Steven Wright and Dana Carvey!

[@vaneh6982]

George Carlin, daddy of em all

[@Findpype]

One of my favorite skits is the racial draft

[@OneAwareness1]

And what happened to Pablo Francisco

[@user-sp8eb6iz7f]

God of a billion Galaxies we want to tell you thanks for Dave Chappelle and Bill Burr, in Jesus name. If this were the times of Galileo Galilei, the aforementioned comedians would be executed by the Pope..

[@ricky23rocket]

Seeing a Bill Burr special you haven't yet seen is something special indeed. Already legend for so long.

[@selfproclaimednobody4614]

Better late than never 😊

[@jamesmathu5227]

Exactly

[@myekuntz]

Back when bill was bill before he became cucked bill 😊

[@govetter]

Agreed! I only gotta few moar! !

[@jacksonkilonzo3531]

The Philly rant was something else

[@JoeBattle]

I just actually noticed his transition between jokes is just "well anyhoo".

[@danielgrusuk5758]

I like that style more, feels more like a DJ changing songs and makes the next one feel refreshing

[@jdbankshot]

he ditched that a long time ago.

[@wurfinius1113]

The fact that this was 20 years ago is wild. Man time flies

[@mcbrite]

Also literally owns a helicopter... 😀

What are 'man time flies'? Punctuation, that's what.

[@ginadellgrottaglia6897]

Last bit: pre-phones. Pretty wild.

[@nomadicnoize]

You have to love the fact that he does actually own a helicopter now:)

[@oscarvazquez3869]

Doesn't he just rent them? It's pretty expensive to own and house one, and I Nia would let him own one as well haha. They are definitely prioritizing their house / kid before a helicopter. Shout Out to All things Comedy.

[@mats7492]

He has a helicopter pilot licence but doesnt own one himself

[@lordfordification]

He said if he did buy one he wouldn't tell anyone because all his rich friends would beg him for a ride out when California inevitably collapses.

[@BREAKocean]

@@mats7492 On his podcast he mentioend that he does have one because it is expensive to rent one. He said it kind of under his breath and I'm sure he said it when he had a guest on his show if you really wanna find it

[@twraoylnledyou8511]

No I dont

[@GoatKings]

This guy is good, if he keeps this up he just might own a helicopter one day

[@reginaldklewis]

[@Threedog1963]

He'll have to sacrifice his hair for it though.

[@danielcarlson8137]

He actually owns a helicopter now 😂

[@the_even_toed_ungulate.]

​@@danielcarlson8137 no he doesn't, he rents

[@kirubeltamene2302]

​@@the_even_toed_ungulate. no he actually does said it in interview with kevin hart.

[@YaretziaGarcia]

He’s always been a certified legendary killer, love anything from Bill Burr. 🤣

[@daviddegraff5137]

Philly. O and A.

[@fazbell]

Burr is a master. Since George Carlin died, there are very few in his league.

[@josephlgamblejr9560]

I’m on the floor, shedding tears the computer said, I have all the words😂😂

[@buggiebuild1]

Bill didn’t think in a million years he’d be where he is today,Dave Chapelle told him “stick with it you’ll get there”& boy was he correct 😂😂I listen to his Netflix specials every time I mow my property, I shout out what he says everytime &it never gets old,my son & I reference him when we banter,my husband thinks we’re crazy,until I remind him,it’s a Billy Burr joke 🤣🤣,Nia is also hilarious & has the BEST laugh 💞

[@TheUuhhh]

Nia’s annoying

[@CarcPazu]

I love to mow my property. Everyone should own a property, just to mow it.

[@toaolisi761]

20 years later and his offensive jokes still hold up to this day. Comedic genius.

[@ancientjediwarrior]

Offensive?

[@rodqueen2910]

After Norm, Bill is great still today. Lots of great females in the biz today too

[@curtleyollivierre7671]

guy is a living legend...natural comic...

[@thesimplegig]

Not offensive

[@eugenetkd]

​​​@@ancientjediwarriorconsidered "Offensive" nowadays.. by delusional idiots

[@excalibour00]

The Bush jokes makes you realize how far we've fallen 😅

[@alteriusnonsit6124]

Yeah, I remember the good old days when I said:"Dude, how on earth can this guy be even a president, let alone the president of the US?" And now I'm like: "Oh, the house plant actually won the elections? Well, that's a step in the right direction after all."

[@ararune3734]

@@alteriusnonsit6124 Bush is not actually dumb, he just talks like that. He can be quite witty. You guys look at Kamala the cackling hyena with her yellow school bus and all the other nonsense she rambles about, and don't even get me started about Joe who should be on a beach just licking ice creams.

[@writingref]

When a guy can tell a joke about everyone and everything and everyone in his audience ends up thinking he is on their side - you have witnessed a master The true power of comedy to unify

[@peterkavanagh619]

So funny 😅

[@marinamartin2567]

He is truly an absolutely amazing stand up, comic genius & will forever be a very talented & timeless work of art..(In m h o)cheers, Bill Burr🥂🍾... with love💖from, - Marina Martin -💋in Surrey, British Columbia, Canada ...peace✌& hugs💞for u & yours,Bill..xox

[@bfpskater]

Amen!

[@ararune3734]

And where are the slaves

[@thebeermaster34]

For him to do 20+ minutes clean... for him a damn miracle. Bill knew the assignment, and killed it

[@gwho]

There was no assignment.

[@chewbacca4778]

I can't believe I never saw this Bill Burr set before. It was so hilarious I almost peed myself 😂😂😂

[@markonino12]

What??

[@markonino12]

God ur sad.

[@lens_hunter]

I was 18 when this came out. I watched literally every Comedy Central Presents for like a decade. Real good times.

[@kiboit]

"Have a midget just for the hell of it", that actually sent me so bad 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelsoper3610]

Welcome, welcome. Just past the entryway, you'll see my midget collection in the display case on the right. Yes, yes. There is a near certainty that at some point in the evening's festivities, I will break the glass and unleash midget mayhem upon the party!!!

[@chrisclermont456]

Funny af 😂😂😂

[@candicemirisha912]

Me too 😂

[@Wyattinous]

Man that intro brought back some memories. Early-mid 2000s sitting on the couch as a kid, going down the list of comedians currently avaliable on Comcast's On-Demand. These didnt last long but was always nice watching these with my father in the afternoons.

[@charlesjoseph730]

Dude i did the same thing! Cannot believe you brought that up.

[@dylanrampage9360]

Hearing that comedy central intro makes me feel like im 15-16. Kinda like a time machine for my ears.

[@Irv123]

You basically just explained my entire summer of 2003 when I was 11 years old. Those were the days, man.

[@eugenesis8188]

Bro, same. It was Netflix before Netflix and comedy central was the only channel that actually put full episodes of anything for free on demand. Everything else was like previews or $3 for a 45 minute show.

[@codywebb1290]

I remember these and Comedy Central showing full Gallagher specials

[@danidejaneiro8378]

Imagine a time when “we’re gonna getcha” is the craziest thing you ever heard a President say….

[@rorycolgan]

I mean you could just grab em by the 🐱, but what do I know, might of been locker room talk😂

[@danidejaneiro8378]

@@rorycolgan - bigly!!

[@CarissaConti]

@@rorycolgan Might "of" ? Really?

[@zaboomofoo8755]

Exactly lol! Now they have an endless supply of racist and insane sentences Biden has said. What a time right

[@KingGorillaWarrior]

Right?!??? 💯💯💯😂😂😂💀💀

[@zyzzyvacation]

10:02 "the will on the headboard..." was just too much for me😂

[@KingGorillaWarrior]

"You're gonna be smoking crack in like 6 weeks!! Save your money!" 😂😂😂💀💀💀 Dead AF. Bill Burr 4 president

[@lisag3441]

Oh, he would make a great president.

[@khughes6247]

Im currently on a train listening with only one earbud. I keep giggling at his jokes and Im noticing the people around me looking at me like I'm nuts😂😂😂😂😂

[@durrtywater3918]

If this has you laughing? His specials on Netflix are wayyyyyy better😂😂😂

[@TheUuhhh]

Yeah 20 years later and still practicing gets you much better Honestly tho, I think he’s not as funny as he was a few yrs ago. Still one of my favs

[@durrtywater3918]

@@TheUuhhh Yea, He's not as edgy as he used to be...but he's still top 10

[@thesye1014]

Fucking laugh it up

[@DavidSmith-fj6fx]

Well, you can enjoy his humor AND be nuts….

[@mikesallaberry3718]

Went to a show at the Punchline in San Francisco for less than $20 years ago and Bill Burr happened to be the headliner. Unbelievable performance, feeding off the crowd, kept going and going - thought I was going to vomit blood, I was laughing so hard.

[@jIvEztImE]

I was him at st louis the day before red rock special.. i left thinking this was special worthy material.. if i only would of spent 2k more!

[@jIvEztImE]

Nevermind.. i saw the warmup before

[@davidhunt2708]

Amazing thing is you TOLD the truth

[@jondunmore4268]

If you are about to vomit blood, you've got more problems than laughing too hard...

[@BeatlesFan1975]

​@@jIvEztImEwould HAVE

[@prettyreecee]

I was a teenager when I first watched this special. It was so funny. Now all these years later I’m still cracking up from beginning to end! Bill Burr is hilarious 😂😂

[@paulavance5096]

When he's doing the train bit and says, "You can actually feel the heat coming from his finger", I'm laughing so hard I'm literally crying!!🤣😂🤣

[@johnedward8352]

Finally, a new special from Bill Burr!

[@generaltso6914]

2003😃

[@vertigosun9267]

New to me too buddy

[@galazore]

​@@jeremyscorpio4170 Fenway, whenever the hell it comes out, will be regarded as one of the best hours that's ever been performed. It was that good.

[@jeremyscorpio4170]

@@galazore can't wait 😌

[@MrThenry1988]

Lol. New? Lol.

[@kaizerman249]

Bill Burr is a gem. Him, Dave Chapelle and Norm McDonald (RIP) are my favorite comedians

[@KayAnderson888]

I'd add chris rock George Carlin to that list

[@impactlicense]

@@KayAnderson888 don’t forget Carlos Mencia

[@colinstewart1432]

Jim jefferies is good

[@marvinnotgaye-kk6cd]

Norm wasn’t funny at all. He was annoying

[@Jeffbambam]

💯 %agree with you!

[@jennybfoxxy]

I was probably 16 when I first saw this set on Friday night stand up and fell in love with Bill's delivery. Comedy is one of those amazing platforms that let's us all relax and enjoy our meager existence by knowing we all share this same thread of time and have similar struggles. ❤

[@josephadame5732]

Couldn't have said it any better.

[@bogartwilley]

12:31 She's like "Hold on... Is he talkin about me? Naaaaaa"

[@Willdreynolds870621]

Am I the only one who thinks he should have came out to the theme song for “Bill nigh the science guy” BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL. it would bang.

[@KatieDeGo]

Bill has come so far in 20 years. Good for him ❤

[@conorsbrokentibia4805]

He got way better because this material was not great.

[@JK-hf3tp]

not as far as his hairline.. HEYO

[@Bob_Smith19]

Imagine how much better he would be if Nia didn’t turn him into a woke liberal idiot.

[@petermeichan3160]

@@conorsbrokentibia4805 Dave Chappelle taught him how to perform

[@carlosflores4380]

Listening to to this in my cubicle 😂

[@byanymeansnecessary9329]

Off yourself

[@marvinnotgaye-kk6cd]

I’d rather be playing mega man

[@FULLNOIZ]

Get out of there man !

[@williamyoung9401]

And what's crazy is, cubicles are an upgrade compared to what I have now! Just a long desk with two plastic shields and 10 people each to my left and right.

[@luciusvorenus9445]

Are you allowed to look out the window? 😂

[@ebbhead20]

Love that someone cares enough to upload Burr stuff we haven't seen. I wish we would get more of Burrs older stuff from before the big ones was made. Or even stuff from the last 10 years thats not out there officially. It would be a nice surprise to find that once in a while. 😊

[@oldmovieslist]

"Britney Spears is 20 years old..." this clip is 100 years old.

[@ho_town_handler]

"I got a computer recently...."

[@danielreed4050]

Lol its from 2003

[@oldrrocr]

your first clue should have been that Bill has red HAIR.

[@kieransmith7558]

Yeah back when u can insult people and they would laugh it off and not be cancelled

[@xSIJUx]

@@oldrrocrno your first clue should have been that Bill has HAIR.

[@nahjo]

I love this dude man, story telling is a genius. He gets me tuned in

[@syzmiktv664]

I'm maroon African descendant living in the UK raised in the West Indies and YES 👍I find #billburr quite hilarious

[@dannyv2230]

I watched Bill Burr live a couple weeks ago and I am soooo happy this stand up is now on YT. I can’t stop laughing.

[@Griffx99]

A Bill Burr old school set that I haven’t seen yet. It’s a good night.

[@karolflis187]

Happy to say Bill aged like fine wine and his humour has evolved from good to great.

[@ambermarcrum9923]

Ehhh I wouldn’t say that. To me he put a cap on it to stay out of trouble and keep that Disney money

[@NN-fz4pd]

lol ew

[@PeacefulPariah]

@@ambermarcrum9923 So are you not watching his specials?He's riskier than ever. Lemme guess, u hate his wife? Lame. 🐑🐑🐑

[@MarcRiley-sf4gw]

I honestly never saw this one. I love Bill Burr. His style. His material. His delivery. It's good to see he has changed nothing. He just keeps telling us about the world from his viewpoint. It's accurate. He holds NOTHING back for anyone.

[@pxxTRAUMAxxq]

I space his podcast out to listen to in the mornings on my way to work. Always good to start the day off with a good laugh.

[@Scottkellyandthedynamics]

Monday morning podcast

[@richardsimone2798]

First time seeing Bill burr was this special. Couldn't find this special for years. Love the cubicle job riff.

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

Bill Burr*

[@xm1k3y101x]

The spell check joke is amazing. You got me buddy which is amazing cause I have ALL the words lol

[@petewoodroffemusic]

As an Englishman I think this guy is definitely the sharpest tool in the box and takes on contentious issues by using his infectious personality! The brilliant Bill Burr Pete Woodroffe Music UK

[@jasonjohnson4803]

Ol' Billy Boy.. This was so great and timeless. Lovely to see how his set hasn't changed much and he's still super funny.

[@mattleblanc4459]

5:07 was more fun when these guys wanted to go to war with someone else, and not their own country.

[@BoyAditya]

Dear lord... I remember this standup 😂 cannot believe it's already 20 years old

[@adammorra3813]

Believe it.

[@dhalsim-1]

It's true

[@graysoncampbell3459]

I had nearly the same thought. Like I was in h.s. when he performed this.

[@StrobeFireStudios]

"DUCK WUS OVER HURH" lol

[@magnetsoldiercephas331]

As he owns a helicopter and is learning how to take passengers and do tours lol. Full circle. Love it

[@dhalsim-1]

Don't fly in a circle

[@nugunugu1985]

Dude, the will on the board bit was hilarious!

[@16missedcalls56]

He makes himself so relatable that you have to stop to really see how clean his rapid delivery is

[@N3ur0m4nc3r]

100% owns a helicopter

[@LupusYonderboy]

Hello. :D

[@FFmaxxx]

Lmfao he willed a helicopter into his life.

[@thomaspaine656]

Nice. He's had his license for like 8 years but I didn't know he finally made the move to buy one.

[@MeneerHerculePoirot]

​@@thomaspaine656 He didn't. He has has a group lease timeshare on one. But, he's working with a guy in a helicopter up cycle business. It's like flipping houses except it's helicopters. Eventually he's working towards getting enough money to buy his own through that means. He's worth well over 8 figures and could buy one outright, but being working class he has a frugal streak.

[@icu3869]

I wonder if that helicopter has weapons on it, someone should ask him.

[@SkandalouzStyle]

Probably one of the best comedians in the world! Bill Burr can stand next to Dave Chappelle all day long! Bill Burr vs Patrice O'Neal is a great example!

[@galazore]

Hands down. I make a point to see him every year for what is usually my only couple days off. I spring for the best seats humanly possible and fly out to whatever bucket list venue he's playing. I saw him at both Red Rocks and Fenway. I can confidently say that when released, Fenway will go down as one of the best specials of all time. By any comedian, ever. I saw Chappelle at Yellow Springs as well and that was something to behold, but still can't come close. Anyway, that's my unsolicited story. 😂 Shame we were robbed of Patrice so early, because he would certainly be up there currently as well.

[@SceneWins]

If you somehow don’t know Tom Segura, I would check him out. For me it’s been Dave and Bill for many years, but Tom Segura is easily number 3 for me.

[@lavurei]

​@@SceneWins Segura is funny but doesn't stand out like Bill or Dave. As far as comedy goes, not all of Toms specials are good or hilarious. Bill and Dave are better in the sense that they say what you dont want to hear and make it even worse but in a funny way.

[@peterjones4940]

Dave and Bill💯

[@chrismiller3490]

Bill Burr philly rant beats all. HANDS DOWN

[@saugatadhikari3359]

Watching from Kathmandu in 2023 . Best thing ever. 😂

[@SomeGuy-hd4cn]

Where is Katmandu?

[@Mascotal]

I love Bill Burr comedy. Always hits the nail.

[@hlic7941]

this was such a long time ago and yet the humour remains great. He really is one of the all time greats

[@silentleges7988]

This special is ample proof that a hilariously famous dirty comic is still hilarious when he's reasonably clean.

[@SunAndMirror]

not even dirty he just says F every other word cause the world is full of F'n C's!!!! hes definitely yelling his act line by line here, before he got so good that he delivers comedy more inline to his everyday speech. This was before the podcast too! each line is developed crafted musical phrase

[@gertraudmariaspicer8757]

❤

[@VroodenTheGreat]

I'm glad he threw in the "I have all the words and I have no idea what you're talking about" bit at the end.

[@livetravelrepeat.188]

Update: He has a helicopter. Just goes to show you that anger is the correct path.

[@IsUserADuck]

Saw him live this Thursday. Haven’t laughed so much in a while 😂

[@nedflanders5302]

I see him next month, front row, I am so pumped.

[@ILoveFacts333]

They say gingers have no souls, but Bill Burr manages to squeeze every drop of bitterness out of his

[@jacksonmorris9234]

*literally learned how to fly one like 2 specials later

[@isakallen]

Dude, it was a whole 5 specials later: HBO One Night Stand Why Do I Do This? Let It Go You People Are All The Same I’m Sorry You Feel That Way (helicopter bit on this special) That’s a full 11 years, lol.

[@andrewchannell7731]

@@isakallen akshullyyy🤓

[@isakallen]

@@andrewchannell7731 🤓🤓🤓

[@mastro4886]

@@isakallen and a head a hair.

[@TheSultan1470]

...bozo, can't even do research

[@mortenhansen3455]

If I ever have children. It's a must in their upbringing to watch 1. George Carlin and 2. Bill Burr! They are so spot on and right in your face that it almost seems like education, rather than comedy! And what's so great to me about both of them. Is that they are not acting. They don't imitate or do impressions. They are just themselves! That to me makes the best comedians!

[@Eric-u8i]

Love @12:38 he's about to start into the subway joke again but recovers like a pro lmao

[@BloodSugarS3XMajik]

0:15 I already spotted someone who is gonna hate the material lol

[@CaidicusProductions]

A legend of comedy, you could even see it back then.

[@CHEEBnRUN]

Oh man, the intro music brought back a wave of nostalgia; being in highschool, coming home and watching comedy central.

[@orbitaljellyfish808]

Bill is the adult version of Seinfeld Both best-evers at their own game

[@DustyLeeSledge]

And now he is the self proclaimed "Tom Brady" of aviation.

[@andrewmugisha8644]

Bill Bur then and Bill Bur now, both LEGENDARY!

[@Somegoy]

If you wanna taste irony this is literally it right here.

[@JoeKoOhNo]

'Course, he was bullshitting when he said he didn't want one.

[@TheSubwaysurfer]

Rednecks want to go to war seeing this in 2023 is like going back in a time machine it’s practically prophetic

[@a-love-supremist]

I loved these Comedy Central specials. Patrice had one too, was my first introduction to him.

[@LezbollahMothra]

A bill burr set that i somehow haven’t seen!?! YES PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

[@antenna_prolly]

Bill Burr: "I like George W. Bush, he makes me feel like I could be president one day" Donald Trump: "...and I took that personally"

[@Muck006]

Wow ... "orange man bad" "jokes"? This is why you dont have a sense of humor ... because it isnt based in reality. [Bush was FAR worse than Trump, you just dont like Trump so you NEED to make fun of him.]

[@antenna_prolly]

@@Muck006 okay boomflake

[@brainlet99]

Didn't even mention Trump 😂 Whats ur point dude :D

[@David-R.]

I was struggling in trying to find some Bill Burr stand-up that I haven't seen and then KZbin brought this to me! Good stuff!

[@roywilkowski2326]

As an ATP helo pilot myself, I was interested in watching Bill on one of the late night shows or someone's podcast (can't remember) where he was describing becoming a private helicopter pilot. It was one of the few times where Bill was quite humble and not putting on a performance. Celebrity pilots (H. Ford, J. Travolta) all lose that hollywood performance bravado when describing their role as aviators.

[@UBik0013]

sitting at home and clapping, this guy is a legend

[@samraechu]

It’s relaxing to see how angry someone else is about seemingly trivial things

[@2TMarie]

Noticed that this was downloaded "one day" ago, and I thought I saw most of Bill Burr's comedy. Thanks for the download, and keep em' coming! 😂😎

[@ashjeansims8731]

Bill Burr with hair be looking like Dennis Renolds😂

[@brass_mccrafty]

Good god, yes 😂

[@CarissaConti]

Joel McHale comes to mind.

[@trumpetmusic5672]

It's amazing to see how comedians craft their work over time. I love Bill Burr but clearly he wasn't at the peak of his powers here, it's amazing to see how he got to where he is now amd how his comedy developed over time.

[@ericsantiago5225]

I came here to say something similar. The fact that this isn’t one of his better stand up sets and it’s still great, just goes to show you how awesome Bill is, and the work he’s put in to get to where he is now

[@glennyates2194]

I agree, he was still growing at this stage. Super funny, but now he's arguably the funniest dude on the planet.

[@GavinSummers]

It was a different time... Comedy never holds up.

[@gadio16]

Na he was definitely as good you probably just are a right winger who hates women so now you enjoy his jokes moren.

[@Liam_The_Great]

@@GavinSummers Norm bits from the 80s are still hilarious today

[@avonnabors]

people watching this 100 years from now are going to be like wow this guy was funny

[@damdoumibou3ajaja338]

One of my favourite comedians! What a genius!!

[@chukienuno]

this guy was and is ahead of is time, legend

[@StaciArdmore]

That ending had me in stitches! Just as relatable now as it was 20 years ago!

[@immortaljanus]

"I have all the words!" 😁 ~Definitely not Donald Trump.

[@kingkillagaming]

Hands down my favorite comedian for years now!!!!

[@thesinaclwon]

Young Bill is tame compared to old Bill and I love it!!

[@bilbaomadrid5040]

Ong

[@moon-unit-zappa]

God-damn was he young here! 20 freakin' years gone already?

[@joshuawright8990]

@@moon-unit-zappaHe was 35 in 2003. Still relatively young.

[@ThabaniTBowseHadebe0909]

Here's your M16, I already got one! LMAO!!!

[@Cardiacmoment]

Wow! He actually used to have hair! 🤣 😝

[@Tonyscasa]

White guy and hair loss are like spaghetti and meatballs

[@freddyfasthands8131]

One of the greatest comedians ever

[@Microtonal_Cats]

First joke is why Bill now has a helicopter and helicopter pilot license.

[@xxyanlixx]

Can't believe I found another hidden gem. I love it thanks comedy central!!

[@noone3216]

Hidden gem? Bill burr? It's gotta be like a 20 year old show from a very well known comedian. He's certainly a gem, but far from hidden

[@xxyanlixx]

@@noone3216 no dude i meant this clip not bill burr. Everybody who pays attention to the comedian circle would know him.

[@MrLandslide84]

10:00 Put the will on the headboard! 🤣🤣🤣💀💀

[@kylek9684]

And now he is a licensed helicopter pilot lmao

[@judelainegazes]

Oh Bill, great comedy at every age. Love it!

[@iamnormal8648]

I see Bill Burr, I click and watch to the end.

[@kurtdawang6746]

Finding a bill burr set you haven't seen before is like finding cash in one of your coat pockets

[@inconnu4961]

Yes!

[@Turco949]

Such a funny show. Saying all those crazy, controversial stuff but so true and funny that everyone is laughing.

[@krysliberty6744]

I can't make it through half this video without pausing it to catch my breath.😂😂😂 I love it!

[@YankeezFan4Lyfe]

One of the greatest comedians of all time!

[@EamonBowen-u7s]

Bill predicts the future of the Internet 😂

[@eugeneblake9514]

One of the best storytelling comedians