That look on Bill Clinton's face says: "How the fuck do they know about the cigar?" Simply priceless!!!
@colinskelding89595 жыл бұрын
"We want deal" I laughed then cried then laughed again for twenty minutes.😄😂😜
@richardwarren17184 жыл бұрын
Me too. That was classic😂😂😂.
@Minnesota34785 жыл бұрын
Life is better with Bill Maher!💖
@lauralishes13 жыл бұрын
The flash of horror and recognition in Clinton's face was hilarious.
@daveman58603 жыл бұрын
That was one of the best;. deer caught in the headlights moments,,, ever ))😳)) 🎸⚡
@Lorenzo23able Жыл бұрын
@@daveman5860 iii
@Smedley1947 Жыл бұрын
Here's a fun fact. Current Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh was on Starr's team during the investigation of Clinton and was the person who continually lobbied for the release of in detail description of what Clinton and Lewinsky did together. One of two things or possibly both would explain that. Either it was purely a prurient interest on his part or he knew that maximum damage would be done by revealing the dirtiest details. Frankly I think it's for his work for Starr that he was rewarded eventually with the Supreme Court seat much as the writer of the Powell memo was given a seat on the Supreme Court for his work on that document.
@flyguy15274 жыл бұрын
Bill has some of the most talented writers!
@franniealbaugh12986 жыл бұрын
Great compilation. 😂 I’d forgotten some of them. Funny Flashbacks!!! Still laughing... 😆
@bernardoheusi61466 жыл бұрын
Panda porn was top kek
@lurchlogan5 жыл бұрын
"Hey Fuck You... You Know What"?? 😬😬 That part always makes me LoL!! 🤣🤣
@531katie6 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the medley. I needed to laugh today. Even if some are dated, it’s like Groundhog Day anyway with this orange sphincter as president Thank you.
@kenhasibar26245 жыл бұрын
Well said! 🍻 Hope you're feeling happier. 🍻🍻
@tylerkeller88692 жыл бұрын
That cheese-ball grin Bill cuts after every punchline😂🤣
@hew1950503 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this. His one liners are premo!
@eargasm10725 жыл бұрын
The only two things I miss not having cable TV... Bill Maher and TCM
@thudius555 жыл бұрын
Just go on to KZbin and ya! Haven't missed a thing he's still funny as ever...💯🙄🤔🤘🏽...
@Bubba1960.2 жыл бұрын
Omg, the look on that idiots face when he said, "we want deal!" I died.
@FelloniousMonk225 жыл бұрын
'Its like they don't want you to know the truth!' Cut to CIA Director Hayden LOL
@polite_as_fuck5 жыл бұрын
I’d pay good money to see Trump’s reaction to Mueller asking him about getting peed on.
@gogyoo3 жыл бұрын
He did it again, made another Python member laugh
@SuperCatman6 жыл бұрын
*WE WANT DEAL!*
@losaikogogreen36365 жыл бұрын
How about repealing taxes to benefit the middle class, Guaranteeing pre-existing conditions, affordable medications, allowing more judges for refugees at the border, arresting all violent Trump or other violent political supporters, and releasing all Trump as well as other politicians Tax info by legislation, Tax & Business Records! I also want automatic Impeachments for those caught lying or cheating with still jail terms based on how bad the results!!! The majority of Americans wang these laws. No Gerrymandering or voter suppression!!! Voter fraud has only been caught by republican canadites and Trump refuses to discuss it!!! It is wrong.
@Pravdacz-tp8zu5 жыл бұрын
@@losaikogogreen3636 No thanks.
@2013venjix5 жыл бұрын
Priceless
@bluecollarhispanic6 жыл бұрын
I used to watch Bill when he was on ABC back in the early 2000's, I do admire some of the things he says. But these clips are all over the place.
@finalgirl94745 жыл бұрын
As a psychology student, the friend prostitute is pretty accurate. BTW love the bukkake reference.
@PreacherJenkins5 жыл бұрын
Nothing Freudian there.
@savfab56895 жыл бұрын
Bet you do Final girl...I bet you u do!
@adriantrejo83972 жыл бұрын
Did you do anything with that? It's a serious question. Frasier is my favorite show & I enjoy helping people so I want to know how feasible it is for a regular joe like me to become a clinical psychologist?
@taniasinesi29345 жыл бұрын
vote for him if he ran for public office. I work extra just to keep HBO .I would rather skip a meal than miss Bill Time with Bill Maher is my favorite show of all time.He is so smart and so funny I look forward to it each week. Would definitely
@tylerkeller88692 жыл бұрын
"...sold you a phone at the Verizon store." 🤣😂
@jed-henrywitkowski64704 жыл бұрын
Nice. This is how comedy is supposed to be. Everyone is game, regardless of the Comedian's personal worldview.
@lolicanadian5 жыл бұрын
5:15 - It's the rule here in Toronto. The Don Valley Parkway is usually so clogged both ways that _literally everyone_ calls it "the Don Valley Parking Lot".
@proud2bpagan5 жыл бұрын
"Am I an avid outdoorsman,or am i just *really* attracted to firemen?" Can't it be both?
@Absurdginger6 жыл бұрын
Oh fuck that Donald Rumsfeld 911 Iraq war new rule had me laughing so hard I woke up my wife, she didn’t think it was funny....
@Mr_Case_Time5 жыл бұрын
I haven't watched his show in a while, I hope he's still offending everyone!
@trumpjonguno69945 жыл бұрын
Justin Mills he is, and it's a beautiful thing.
@richardramirez38055 жыл бұрын
Justin, nah he's been compromised by the far-left, he's got TDS*
@kenhasibar26245 жыл бұрын
Only whiny, crybaby, don't-hurt-my-feelings pussies get offended. By anything. I'm a bartender. People call me jackass all the time. I don't know them well enough that their opinion matters, so I just shrug it off, and finish with: "That'll be four bucks." 🍻
@Wally-pu2hh4 жыл бұрын
He offends Truth
@tongbaimasongilmore36034 жыл бұрын
Better than listening to trump .
@misamatsumori5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for laughter Bill!
@thudius555 жыл бұрын
Bill your funny & Crazy my man bill keep up da, good work you keep me with a smile.....
@petergreen25525 жыл бұрын
Clinton's cigar look. 🤪
@margueritejohnson64075 жыл бұрын
I think Oreos must be an American thing. I tried one once, well, half of one. Never again.
@kapediten19685 жыл бұрын
Marguerite Johnson they are disgusting.
@margueritejohnson64075 жыл бұрын
Kape Diten I’m really glad someone agrees. The damn things are everywhere in different flavours!
@kapediten19685 жыл бұрын
Marguerite Johnson yes they have a plethora of those nasty tastes.
@daddius5 жыл бұрын
I’m American and I agree... they are garbage discs.
@lurchlogan5 жыл бұрын
Oreo's are one of those things that you love when you're a kid(anything with loads of sugar really)but absolutely despise as an adult!!
@ShuyanStoryTeller6 жыл бұрын
I am Chinese. I want deal.
@seanxu25175 жыл бұрын
Me too. 😂
@AlexSGabor4 жыл бұрын
Joe Home #kanyewest I am #GZeus #WilliamMount #snapalert #saveyourpennies for #snapchange #trillionairesfortrump not #billionairesforbush #georgesoros is not #antifa #anarchy #antichrist or #antichristian #youarehired #youarehigher by #infinitology #copperkills #silvereagle #gold #silver #banksters
@wesleyhite82034 жыл бұрын
On every one of these shows, there is all ways some one who thinks they have to laugh louder than anyone else.
@BeeBumper6 жыл бұрын
Hold on those icedancers had to train to do those moves, I just did them.
@joniahdemarco33716 жыл бұрын
Angel Gd The moves or the ice dancers? 🤔
@milascave26 жыл бұрын
angel: yea, but try it on skates.
@BeeBumper6 жыл бұрын
I'm Canadian, I have done it on skates.
@milascave26 жыл бұрын
angel: well then, you should try out for the winter Olympics. You may have a chance.
@BeeBumper6 жыл бұрын
Random places is fine, but I've never been much of an exhibitionist. Attention whore maybe.
@TampaJohn6 жыл бұрын
Allah-palooza? 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@pjhorn5126 жыл бұрын
No
@trumpjonguno69945 жыл бұрын
Piotr Jankowski buzzkill 😝
@talksolot5 жыл бұрын
he's a jw bigot so taunting moslems is his job and his heritage.
@exessex35223 жыл бұрын
9:20 The guys who injure or strand themselves on cliffs, mountains etc. should be given the lowest priority by rescue services and then charged full price for their rescue and treatment. Knowingly and intentionally taking risks should not be subsidized.
@2013venjix5 жыл бұрын
5:00! Trump: We want deal. 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
@space_ghost19944 жыл бұрын
Very funny compilation 👏 👏 well done !
@abhishekkhandkar3 жыл бұрын
That oreo joke was out of the world man
@enrique61955 жыл бұрын
We want deal. Lmaoooo
@williambunting8034 жыл бұрын
That Haj crowd looks at least twice as large as Trumps inauguration get together!
@bigal-san2k1974 жыл бұрын
5 seconds into the video and I'm already dying
@yegfreethinker6 жыл бұрын
5:00 XD _we want deal_ !
@a.landon95032 жыл бұрын
I love Bill Maher...and I am a guy who knows brilliance. (I produced three Chris Rush albums; one exec. produced by George Carlin). But now the hammer...Please do not give George Z. any fame or notoriety. He should be exiled to a penal colony. Like Papillion.
@Nicolas-fo8qd2 жыл бұрын
Wow the new rules back then were much better
@johnelam235 жыл бұрын
I’m so going to miss the Karl lagerfeld joke
@CraftyZanTub5 жыл бұрын
That Oreo is a statement mess, not a cookie. I do like the statement.
@AlastorsShadowDemon5 жыл бұрын
I think they should have kept the cookie in its original size, but each row had different color cream.
@CraftyZanTub5 жыл бұрын
@@AlastorsShadowDemon They made the cookie the way they did so that it would show the colors vividly on camera. Having one cream layer multiple colors may not have showed well on camera.
@mrjeff33734 жыл бұрын
Bill is the king.
@reneangulotrujillo13 жыл бұрын
brilliant man!
@paulavery58892 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher makes me laugh no matter how shitty I feel.
@computerstar98832 жыл бұрын
OMG WE want DEAL 😂😂😂
@giglamarr22364 жыл бұрын
Your boy Bill is wild !
@kevinkeating13944 жыл бұрын
This was super funny 1 of da best
@jonnnyren62453 жыл бұрын
A restaurant called "probably chicken." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@donaldedward49515 жыл бұрын
Trump is such rich material. This would go right over the head of many Americans and that makes if even funnier. The Art of the Deal. "I wanna wall with my name on it. Hadrian has one and he wasn`t even American".
@nashsanadiki31045 жыл бұрын
I love the Haji Podge. I was left at Home with my cousin when my parents when to Haji.
@pauljmorton5 жыл бұрын
Is "boo khaki" a pun on "bukkake"? o.O
@lizabethgussman3315 жыл бұрын
Lubbock is a nice city. In Lubbock, you can see forever.
@tattben12076 жыл бұрын
Not a big fan but I did like the bank of hope one.
@johnpapa86814 жыл бұрын
I didn't know I liked Bill Maher.
@PeggyJame5 жыл бұрын
Comedy is essential
@Alrukitaf4 жыл бұрын
Gratuitous.
@Smedley1947 Жыл бұрын
@Smedley1947 1 second ago Here's a fun fact. Current Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh was on Starr's team during the investigation of Clinton and was the person who continually lobbied for the release of in detail description of what Clinton and Lewinsky did together. One of two things or possibly both would explain that. Either it was purely a prurient interest on his part or he knew that maximum damage would be done by revealing the dirtiest details. Frankly I think it's for his work for Starr that he was rewarded eventually with the Supreme Court seat much as the writer of the Powell memo was given a seat on the Supreme Court for his work on that document.
@ricktd68915 жыл бұрын
Ooo, parking in the driveway and driving on the Parkway joke. That's only 3 or 4 decades old.
@codibick6 жыл бұрын
I lost it at "Bear ass"
@MonsterbirdNation6 жыл бұрын
Hey, I have a piece of metal from the Pentagon. A relative got it while working disaster relief. It and several other pieces made their way into the equipment and bags they carried while relief efforts were carried out. Who doesn't have a piece at this point.
@caseybledsoe7706 жыл бұрын
Did Rumsfeld keep the *only* piece?
@kaziabir16 жыл бұрын
How we have to joke about the looks of a murderer while his victim is dead and forgotten. RIP Trevor Martin.
@kaziabir16 жыл бұрын
If there was any true justice, he would be. Unfortunately, the republicans had to turn this political.
@pamelacass96426 жыл бұрын
Treyvon Martin.
@rachellepeterson62255 жыл бұрын
OMG! hilarious!
@jacobgeist65806 жыл бұрын
That really is what Lubbock looks like
@mchlive69305 жыл бұрын
I wish I could afford HBO. Cable has gotten insanely expensive. Internet too. It's like they think we should pay 200 a month for it.
@MScorpioM4 жыл бұрын
Allahpalooza - that cracked me up 🤣🤣🤣
@danp14715 жыл бұрын
Did they seriously make an oreo like that? Im not gay but I would have bought that.
@warmonk59155 жыл бұрын
Dan P ya but I don’t think they sold it I think it was for show
@CarolineChiasson6 жыл бұрын
3:15 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@glennhager9004 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday, Bill Maher! January 20 also birthday of Kellyanne Conway and Nikki Haley
@jacobzaranyika93343 жыл бұрын
Stop instigating violence, I keep being told. That is what they told Mandela
Just for the record zimmerman is white. Nothing about him is hispanic . White as the driven snow
@jamesw98116 жыл бұрын
New rules, old rules, they all rule! #meettherealdonaldtrump James wilson #BLUESTRAVELERwhoops James wilson
@paulstillman28785 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious.
@penelopehunt23716 жыл бұрын
Ouch ! Very good
@petergreen25525 жыл бұрын
Is my money safe here? I hope
@adamhonestyanddecency50544 жыл бұрын
He’s 100% right about Marilyn Monroe.
@SIKE016 жыл бұрын
GEORGE ZIMMERMAN's body double
@EtherealAriel6 жыл бұрын
Friend prostitutes is very clever indeed
@soroushshiri55925 жыл бұрын
Im persian.WE ALSO WANT DEAL.
@jakerbames97013 жыл бұрын
I swear a turd falling out of the sky landing on my hand is more funny than Billie boy
@c.d.dailey80134 жыл бұрын
LMBO If the Korean sound like Gandam Style, then the Chinese sound like this song from Disney's Mulan. "Let's get down to business, to defeat the Huns! ..."
@caseybledsoe7706 жыл бұрын
Allah-Palooza lol
@craigcorson30364 жыл бұрын
4:42 They got the Olympics logo wrong, too.
@delcapslock1006 жыл бұрын
seems like he had much better writers in the past
@milascave26 жыл бұрын
error: well, this video just picked out his best lines and ignores all the other stuff. That is why it seems funnyer.
@GiratinaofFury6 жыл бұрын
Actually, R Mc, he wasn't mad that the President said it, he was mad that the standard is that if Obama had said that, he would have been thrown out of office and torn to pieces as a traitor, but the current President has people lining up to say that he didn't just say it, despite evidence to the contrary.
@anjelinavillalobos39736 жыл бұрын
he was upset because when he said the same thing the was thrown off the air, and the standard was set higher for trump than if obama had said it
@nammyohorengekyoooooo5 жыл бұрын
Yes seems a little sexist, obviously not many women writers on staff I'm guessing. But still a big maher fan.
@trumpjonguno69945 жыл бұрын
He IS one of the writers... You're just trying to sneak in a snarky insult.
@Mevenda14 жыл бұрын
We want deal!
@paulhue862 жыл бұрын
At least we’re clear that nobody would mistake Jorge Z for white?
@freeman72965 жыл бұрын
He can be funny when he sticks to comedy.
@jacobgeist65806 жыл бұрын
Actually a more accurate picture of Lubbock is an empty plain that spans for hundreds of miles in all directions
@billgrandone35526 жыл бұрын
Why don't they just out the "Conspiracy Theory" books on the Bullshit shelves?