Monday Morning Podcast 5-13-24 | Bill Burr

Bill rambles about pink whores, home court advantage, and corporate charity.
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[@nancyborth2785]

Bill, you really slammed out of reality Maher….kept him on the ropes the whole time. Sooooooooo proud of you… 87yrs old. Marry me……

[@Uservisible-pl4ux]

❤❤❤❤

[@mohanpadmanagara3917]

Long time viewer of your podcast, but never actually write any comments. I respect you more after your appearance in Bill Maher's podcast. Not just for standing for Palestinian cause, but because you're not an elitist for defending commercial flight. More success and blessings on your career. May your life be filled with joy and happiness each second. Much love from Indonesia ❤🇮🇩

[@CensoredFacts]

❤️ from Yemen 🇾🇪 Thank you for standing with justice and against genocide, apartheid, and oppression

[@sickle1280]

Gotta love close to 3 hrs of Bill Burr after that roast he gave Bill Maher

[@followyoursoul7659]

Video Summary Bill Burr kicks off the podcast by commenting on the quick passage of weekends compared to weekdays and expresses his usual humorous discontent. Entertainment and Cultural Observations Bill discusses an Instagram clip from the Mike Douglas Show featuring Liberace and Little Richard, highlighting how they represented openness about their identities. He critiques a commenter's nostalgia for an era perceived as more genuine, sparking a reflection on the visibility and acceptance of gay individuals in the past compared to now. Sociopolitical Commentary Bill shifts to a socio-political rant about the phrase "Make America Great Again," critiquing its racial and socio-economic undertones. He discusses historical and ongoing systemic issues, including segregation and affirmative action. Personal Anecdotes and Observations The discussion turns personal as Bill shares thoughts about Mother’s Day, relating personal stories and the broader societal expectations of the day. He humorously reflects on family dynamics and personal mistakes. Sports Commentary Bill talks extensively about various sports, including baseball and hockey. He comments on the use of pink in MLB uniforms for Mother’s Day, leading to a broader critique of gender norms. He also discusses the Boston Bruins' performance and the broader context of the NHL playoffs, expressing both frustration and admiration for the teams. Reflections on Society and Entertainment Bill delves into social observations about fashion trends and societal changes over the decades. He also reflects on the entertainment industry, particularly how public figures like Liberace, Little Richard, and sports teams influence societal norms and visibility. Closing Thoughts Bill wraps up with miscellaneous topics, touching on his upcoming activities, ongoing projects, and personal reflections on societal changes and personal growth. Does anyone actually need this summary. 😆

[@bun5320]

Dude nice do it for every ep

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

I’m with it. I’m just chiming into this ep hoping he talked more shit about Maher 😂

[@kenjgsc]

Loved your roast of Bill Maher 🤣👏🙌 such a pretentious SOB. Keep killin it 🥳 wish you & the family well 🙏

[@vandammejam]

One of the best things ever 😂

[@kenjgsc]

@@vandammejam I'm like damn 😂 does Bill Burr have a terminal illness? He really don't give a F 😳

[@StrykezMan09]

Oh Uncle Bill, you sure do make us proud! (Bill Maher Podcast) 😂😂😂

[@Uservisible-pl4ux]

Why I’m here. Love it. Humanity is thanks you

[@Cletus_the_Elder]

"Billy Both Sides" may be the first time I laughed at something written by a fellow fan.

[@casondajoint9505]

Olllllll' Billy Doubledown... Bill, you're wrong about that whole home court advantage thing.

[@fiyamage]

Your performance in Unfrosted was really good.

[@lazymofos4865]

Its called HOMECOURT ADVANTAGE... As soon as the higher seeded team loses one HOME game it immeadiately becomes neutral because BOTH teams now have a maximum possibilty of playing THREE homes games. If a 07 game series is tied 1-1, the lower seeded team still has ALL THREE of their home games, while the higher seeded team has now used TWO of their FOUR total home games.

[@storminnorman3990]

You’re my favorite comedian 😆🤣

[@gooneybird808]

I hate when people say “you can’t get away with that anymore” that’s so dumb

[@gooneybird808]

Also go Cavs

[@BIGMIGZ82]

Sometimes it's true, though won't u agree ? For example, if u remember the show all in the family. There were so much racist and homophonic jokes ...nowadays t u really cannot do anymore without getting canceled.

[@Phantas-ma]

@@BIGMIGZ82 u forgot the fat jokes LOLOLO

[@jakethesnake4971]

You can still say whatever you want, especially if you have nothing to lose

[@supercarsXposed]

You should see youtube deleting comments left & right and it isn't even offensive

[@AustonBelcher]

Hey Bill, I'm gonna see you this weekend in Winston-Salem! I can't wait!!

[@umso4l]

Are tickets sold out?

[@crs092]

Bill is slowly getting into golf and I love it haha

[@user-le9ks8br1f]

Bruins got the shaft with that goalie interference

[@shokurt1]

Don’t forget about Val Venis 🤣🤣🤣

[@alanfike]

56:57 Here's the My Friend Fats rhythm broken down. It's 8/8, but it's counted like 6/8 with two beats stuck on at the end with staples and twine because it's Primus. Really though, 6/8 is counted, "ONE two three FOUR five six.." with the eighth notes, and they just have it, "ONE two three FOUR five six SEVEN eight," and included that straight, sixteenth note triplet at the beginning to sound more chaotic. They start with the chaotic part, and a sensible rhythm develops.

[@user-in1tv8ky5h]

In Pittsburgh that wouldn't help. Tell the robber the cops are coming at 3 in the morning. they'll be there at 7:00 a.m. maybe. Lol

[@mrpotatohead161]

Home field advantage just means you only have to win home games going forward to win the series. Pretty simple.

[@jj_grabes]

0:10 Ole Billy Voice Crack

[@kstar9331]

Hey Billy Bright Lights, I just watched Unfrosted. It was hilarious and packed full of comedy. Kept me laughing the entire time. You were amazing in your role,so funny. Played the part like a pro I almost didn’t recognize it was you. Lots of laughs “Ask Not!!” Lmao

[@NankerPhelge65]

Jesus Christ...Bill right out of the gate, shitting on his fan base lol 😂

[@greenderp]

he doesnt need them

[@briandoornink7597]

? didn't notice.

[@phuckyou6314]

He’s admittedly not bright lol

[@phuckyou6314]

He’s self admittedly not bright lol

[@TheBanchou]

Running that hot pink joke into the ground ain't he

[@rossw5576]

Yes, he is drilling the hot pink.

[@JosephSchumaker]

Extremely funny one lol thanks Billy boy

[@GavinBurts-eg3vs]

Okay, Billy bean brain. I'm gonna make it simple. Just in case you're pulling my Chain. If the road team wins the first game, the reason why they're saying they have home court advantage, if both teams win the rest of their home games. The road team who stole the first game. Stole home court, by winning 3 home games.

[@scottf3588]

THANK YOU BILLY B.

[@pauliseri935]

Ol' golfing Billy got a shout out from Drew Bledsoe who apparently Billy played a round of golf with. From The Games With Names podcast hosted by Julian Edelman

[@djneedles000]

Bill knows his wrestling

[@goiboi-4130]

Whats your opinion on the Brady roast?

[@TamK79]

Happy Monday Bill!! 🥂

[@hpmtenaja]

About time!

[@stevegass3224]

Hooters😅😅😅 how bout "Hooters Cooters"😮😮😮😅😅

[@Scottaaa]

Just waking up and starting a podcast is kinda wild

[@monkeygraborange]

Edibles.

[@theboyjc9740]

Soooo, you don't get up and goto work? Weird.

[@JosephSchumaker]

Lol 😂 I know I'm stupid but the funny thing to me is I know I'm right

[@hakimzane]

I love hearing Bill talk wrestling. Especially dropping all of those classic names. Great stuff.

[@kevinmccombs3201]

Grew up in Florida & had no clue what hockey was till we moved to the Rocky Mt area the same year the AVS came to Denver. Won🏆🏆 had a few down years, got MacKinnon & we're back on top. Hit the NHL fan lotto & I dodged becoming a "Florida man"🤣

[@blackcrowe318]

Poor SD Jones. The nice guy fall guy every match. Bob Backlund! What a flash back.

[@1of1micah]

Bill youre a legend🔥💯 youve gotten greater in my eyes with the way you handle social issues now! gangsta👊🏽

[@heyhunnies_samanthahere]

We have a Winston Cup Museum in Winston-Salem! Excited to see you this weekend!

[@Ok_Thanks]

Thanks for telling Maher what we all think of him right to his gd face ❤

[@angelaelliott2608]

Yay Bill!!!❤❤❤

[@dndvs1]

I'm here for the Bruins recap

[@lanceprzybyla7662]

They are all done... unfortunately 😭😞

[@dndvs1]

​@@lanceprzybyla7662 Too bad they're not on home ice tomorrow haha

[@lanceprzybyla7662]

​@@dndvs1....so your a Panther fan...Eh??? 😼

[@guyincogneto8979]

Apparently they're getting roughed up.....tough Bruins hockey, flipside of the coin.

[@lanceprzybyla7662]

@@guyincogneto8979....100% correct...Bruins have no more intensity or alternate gear to shift too

[@JosephSchumaker]

Love you sir

[@PsychorGames]

Well, if it isn't the Monday Morning podcast. I sure hope Billy Bonsai Tree talks about the Celtics again.

[@JokersNtheOddball]

Lol

[@VorticyHP]

I love hearing bill talking about Trump running for president over the span of nearly 10 years

[@jironcummings1299]

Hey Bill, probably won’t read this but you’re spot on. I’m NY born South Florida native and you’re absolutely right about the sports team following in South Florida. It’s all about the Miami Heat, Dolphins and the Hurricanes (mostly during my childhood). Never met a legit Florida panthers fan. I’ll be shocked that if the Panthers ever win the Stanley cup. They be more than 10,000 fans😂😂😂😂

[@Rustasious]

You are a native of where you were born, and no amount of time living in another place will change that. No matter how culturally attuned, how long you have lived, how many contributions you have made to the local culture, you can never become a native of any place unless you were actually born there

[@jironcummings1299]

@@Rustasious so military brats are pretty much screwed huh?

[@Rustasious]

​@jironcummings1299 I grew up with someone that was born on a us military installment in Germany. They are American, but I guess we'd have to call them German right? Haha.

[@MattHunX]

Wonder how the home-security system detects floods. You look at some GPS tracker on your phone, and if you're house is moving, it means it's on its way downriver?

[@NeverEnoughPyro40]

@MattHunX Some systems will utilize one or more sensors placed around critical areas in your home such as washing machine and water heater, Other systems use a more expensive electronic flow meter which gets installed on your homes incoming water line! I know you were being funny but just in case you were also being serious

[@MattHunX]

@@NeverEnoughPyro40 Ha! Thanks!

[@albertocutcha5238]

Erybody together, SODA SODA SODA, come on Kenny ,

[@christopherallen9580]

Bill making me miss the whooers from back in the day

[@TristanOliver]

3-1 coming back to Sunrise FL to close it out Bill. PANTHERS!!!

[@GavinBurts-eg3vs]

Take A. Way the golf carts and the beer and those golf courses would look like cemeteries.

[@shaynehughes7051]

It was Mr.Perfect you meant in wrestling. Not Mr.Wonderful. Thats Kevin O leary the investment dragon.

[@NeverEnoughPyro40]

@shaynehughes7051 You are either young or a casual viewer of the WWE! Mr. Wonderful was absolutely a wrestler who was just as popular as Piper, André and all the rest, Just google Mr.Wonderful Paul Orndorff!

[@JosephSchumaker]

Promise I could be a famous comedian with Bill help

[@NotJackAlderson]

I wanna see Bill Burr react to the “Sparkle Creed”

[@allthingsnerdy5474]

truly enjoying Bill and Maher podcast before, Maher opinion is sucks though

[@ekulio]

Ugh Maher is so insecure and smug I couldn't stand that episode

[@smw4628]

Bill was ruthless to Maher. It was great.

[@nancyborth2785]

@@smw4628 oh was he ever…….i think he gave Maher a nose bleed…….hee, hee

[@frankmurphyburr3598]

HOWAAYAAA

[@PsychorGames]

THE AIR

[@Woozlewuzzleable]

Not good.

[@JosephSchumaker]

All I would have to do is hangs out with comedians and I would own but I never right my shit down

[@elilevine2410]

Billy baked beans 🫘

[@patrickdepoortere6830]

I was waiting for you to show up at the Tom Brady Roast. WTF is happening when YOU are not there. Instead Ben Affleck. Such is life.

[@mickeyconnor830]

Ol' Billy Busy Balls is out there working on projects that MATTER lol

[@patrickdepoortere6830]

@@mickeyconnor830 Please. Just saw him address it on the Dan Patrick Show, he wasn't invited apparently. He could have shredded the crap he complained about, it would have been better if he was there.

[@joeybagelz759]

He woulda killed it at the Brady roast....Affleck had to be coked up his mouth was doin funny shit like he had to much booger sugar

[@GarrettPorter-fl3el]

If you can make that soda movie really happen I think that is a great idea for everybody that loves gangster flicks and understands you that just weed dealers competing against each other I think that's awesome it could work

[@LL_SHAWN_P____]

Yes, playing at home does not automatically guarantee a win for the home team, but it does help and why do you think the better seed gets home court advantage? There are several advantages to playing on your home court. But I don’t know what this other guy is talking about with the best of five series. Yeah that makes zero sense.

[@milescoleman910]

To be fair there are plenty of movies you can’t make now. They wouldn’t get backing

[@briandoornink7597]

unless Tarantino wants to do it.

[@jjb.6152]

Lol

[@JossParkerPopArt]

Whoooahs!!!!

[@ChAMiLLiTaRyCwaLMOB]

Ole Billy Booze Breath

[@Greflin]

Bills Jeff Gordon take was amazing. I loved Gordon, but most fans are losing their shit at this part. I really wish my dad was still around so I could show him this then listen to him explode.

[@JosephSchumaker]

I just drink all the time and think I'm funny

[@TheBanchou]

If you don't care about sports and wrestling you can start the podcast at 45:00

[@Humanhell666]

Billy Corgan is a mc man now lol

[@JosephSchumaker]

Y bad fellas

[@soup_powerful0382]

I'd pay money to listen to Bill talk wrestling

[@alexandermunro8135]

Please, not golf.

[@barryfinkle1755]

How does Bill not get the home advantage math?

[@tomroberts2135]

"essentially" is the annoying stuck-up cousin who barely passed in private school of "actually"

[@shane_austinn]

Does billy back dat azz up read comments?

[@lanceleader163]

@20:42 Playoffs?!?!

[@likearollingstone007]

We know we’re in trouble when Bill’s giggling to his own jokes…

[@RashtaEinthisB]

53:30

[@Woozlewuzzleable]

Thanks for getting me angry at the world.

[@monkeygraborange]

…again.

[@barberitis]

Dude. You said it. For this statement to be true you have to assume the home team is gonna win at home. I love you bro but you are so wrong on this

[@daddysteveoh6213]

Anyone see Bill dunk on Bill Maur?

[@Andrei-gx3po]

🎉🎉🎉

[@g1oomer]

What an Intro 😅😅

[@exdus235]

🤗

[@clevelandmaker386]

Oh ...or its who you know......

[@anthonycristofani6856]

It’s very simple stealing the home field advantage means if the road team wins game 1 or 2 then all they have to do is win their own home games and they win the series. It has nothing to do with having better fans. If you have home field advantage in a series all you have to do is win at home and you win the series

[@pose1721]

Hey Burr… I was wondering what Nia would think about the racial issues going on with Caitlyn Clark and the WNBA vets. And yes… I am aware of your feelings on female sports. And no… I am not the woman that disagrees with you on the League/Equal Pay etc. Just… Curious bc it seems the Black Men are reppin’ her so much, but the Black Females & the Vets in the League, look at her rise as being aligned with a racial disparity. I'm with the Men and am disappointed in the Women, especially when black, white whatever… Are bringing more dollar signs to their paychecks. Could I get some feedback on this one Burr? Much Appreciated if you included this in one of your talks so I get the message. But I'm sure you hear a lot of requests so I won't hold my breath. Just thought I'd try. Thanks for the considerstion😇🌎💛

[@JosephSchumaker]

My bad

[@JohnSmith-bb1sv]

Bill - have you ever seen the Bruins Captain Brad Marchand do a slew foot on other players? What do you have to say about that? If they didn't have instigator penalties he would never have done those things. What I don't get is how Cam hated Ulf Samulsson because he wouldn't fight after doing cheap shots but he lets Marchand 1. stay on the team and 2. be the captain. Didn't Marchand punch a guy in the back of the head when the guy was on his knees? He would never have done stuff like that with Bob Probert or Dave Semenko on the ice, to say nothing of the 70s players. I was a die hard Bruins fan for decades but I won't cheer for someone like that. Besides, hockey is boring compared to NBA.

[@Kaminoextragalactic]

Not even the most educated talented skilled musicians in the world have any sort of clue of what the fuck Bill talks about with naming these numbers to describe how he plays drums

[@timw6546]

"Just because he got rich and famous off comedy doesn't make him smart" Have u ever seen a comic on who wants to be a millionare. Theyre so smart they figured out how to make ur yearly wage in a month for talking for an hour twice a week

[@timw6546]

All he is saying is observed opinions, then throwing in a controversial thought he had ever now and again. To get u talking

[@andrewf6111]

I knew without question "special delivery jones" was a black man. Never heard the name before. Wasnt wrong.

[@epicitvar27]

I 💜 u ...

[@JosephSchumaker]

I need structure

[@lanceprzybyla7662]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeiiiiii all 😊

[@mickeyconnor830]

Yelloooow!

[@BostonFreakFlag]

I VOTE BILL BURR TO TAKE JACK EDWARDS PLACE !!! Who's with me ????

[@mr.thekidd498]

......Billy Bullocks.

[@jakethesnake4971]

Some heavy lip smacking going in the first 10 minutes Billy boy

[@larrywyatt4474]

You are the man, Bill.

[@alanfike]

Great appearance on that Bill Maher program. Maher might consider himself a tiger, but he let a raptor into his cage. Just having an opinion doesn't justify one's position; we don't have to understand something to have an opinion of it. And Maher seems to have a great deal of pride in his shallow, blow hard opinions. He's got an audience, though! Like Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Maher has an audience. Can't deny that. I wish he stuck with comedy, maybe abolish politics from his act entirely. A competent comic should be able to find humor in more than one subject, I'd think.