Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-19-23

[@MynamesnotLisaitsJudy]

Have a great weekend you two, Nia it's always good to hear your voice and especially your laugh. Bill take what Nia gives you so you can go see The Whale.

[@Crackeracing]

I don’t know how he does it but he always manages to put smiles on people’s faces with these podcasts

[@davidperez5089]

Never fails! Loved the absurdity of the run it up the middle bit.

[@IzzySoDope]

Nias impression of bill is great! 😂

[@LuisFernandoAraiza]

Post more bill Burr vids!!!

[@1989NickyD]

I wish Nia was on more often, it's hilarious when she is. It also means that Bill doesn't ramble on about American sports. And I was lmfao at 7:47 when she said about Bill talking about the auto-rotation on his Helicopter 🤣

[@forddriver8827]

90% of folks also love sports, like Bill s it is a gold mine for material.

[@1989NickyD]

@@forddriver8827 I love most sports too but, I'm not American. So when Bill talks about the NFL or Baseball, most of it goes over my head. And yes, I am aware that those sports are played in other countries too. But in recent weeks, it's been more about Bill losing money on his NFL bets than the actual sports. But hey, it's his podcast.

[@gstylez0107]

@@forddriver8827 90 percent, my ass.. 🙄

[@opiebluwsit9751]

Wow couldn't disagree more. Nia ruins every podcast with her woke BS. I tune out as soon as I hear that raspy nasty voice.

[@suzygirl1843]

@@1989NickyD Thanks for saying that, I normally skip the sports part because I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.

[@wfvesely]

To me if you’re looking for a movie to watch, probably seen it before but it never disappoints seeing it again, is the Shawshank redemption. One of the best movies ever made it worth watching over and over.

[@Iceboy-ms9gt]

Green mile

[@Iceboy-ms9gt]

Hackshaw ridge

[@alikashef1983]

love hearing nia arguing with bill. its fucking awesome🤣🤣

[@Kooreyyy]

Lol every time its like "yeah, I see what he sees in her"

[@intelektshualday3496]

سلام کصکش 🎉

[@dickbrain42069]

the ongoing success of their relationship is a shining inspiration to stupid assholes everywhere (like me)

[@justamanchimp]

I love this podcast, feels like I have a friend on the internet I check in with here and there lol, much love Bill 🤘

[@lisadavis501]

Not even a minute in and he hits us with brushing a horse analogy🤣

[@BriJo91]

One of my favorite things about the ads that he reads besides the fact that he always makes them funny... Is when he gets a new ad and you can tell that he has not read it before the show so we are literally watching and listening to him try to figure out the cadence and the pronunciation of some of the words. I honestly think it's great because he's pretty transparent about the fact that he doesn't give a s*** about the product and he just wants to get the ads over with so he found a way to make them funny since they are a necessity and most people don't give a s*** about the products. 🤣 He could charge you more to get rid of the ads but instead he did us all a favor and just made them entertaining so thank you Billy 😁

[@aerebrush1852]

Gotta love Nia pulling a Bill reference high pitch voice: He also did the WREStla Edit: the EQUIliza

[@JevonMusicGroup]

I burst out laughing so hard when Nia brought up Bill's self-indulgent autorotation stories that I almost drowned in the shower.

[@jopo7996]

Ol' Billy Bifida Back is just checkin in on yah ovah heeh.

[@ashleyromero5302]

So nice to have Nia back on the pod, so fun!

[@loveit7484]

Gonna listen to this again tomorrow. So great!

[@iandavis1706]

It warms my heart to hear Bill reference Drinking Out of Cups.

[@J1011]

The non stop talker is literally beside me right now at work as I listen to Bill and Nia joke about that type of person. I'm now taking a non dump. Thanks for the tip guys! 👍😂

[@popo0129]

I sometimes laugh and look like a lunatic hearing voices in his head because of these podcasts and no one knowing I have a BIll Burr podcast on instead of just music. Also that Nia impression of Bill Looool!

[@DerickS10]

I absolutely love it when you and nia are doing the podcast it's the best

[@christopherallen9580]

That's just like your opinion man

[@DerickS10]

@@christopherallen9580 I just realized that you might have been joking because that's what burr says....... what you going to do there's a reason I'm a burr fan lol my apologies 😅

[@zellis1294]

Lol omg Nia’s impression of ole Billy Backbrace is spot on 😂

[@MikesOrganicVideos]

Hey Bill; I’m with you about David Hasselhoff. Back when Knight Rider was on the air, I remember thinking, although I’m pretty happy with myself, even though I’m only 5 foot eight, if I could look like anybody else, it would be David Hasselhoff; he’s the entire package. Tall, rugged, lux, great hair, and he can sing. You look great the way you are, and you’re crushing it in every part of your life, it, and I think you look great as you are. But the one thing I’ve got going for me, I still have Hella good hair. Thanks to my dad. He never lost his hair. It’s only the rest of my life as well as my hair. 😁

[@ARKHAMxMaverick]

I think Nia should always be there to roast Bill when he does the ads.

[@wendel5868]

I prefer no Nia and no guests on the podcast, ever. Funny how opinions work.

[@christopherallen9580]

@@wendel5868 Well that's just like your opinion man

[@davidmcarthur2469]

Agreed less is more

[@keffinmckn3602]

I wish someone would service me while I watch youtube

[@MeneerHerculePoirot]

​@@wendel5868 Yeah, I agree. Nia's annoying at best and a PITA at worst. I give them 5 more years. 3 before she files and 5 before she, "takes half my sht," He's aging out of his peak earning years.

[@MaxskiSynths]

This was the best podcast

[@BariNgozi]

Been a long time listener. Hearing how well Bill and Nia are doing gives me a lot of hope for a happy marriage.

[@003padres]

I love the fact that Bill Burr knows about the drinking out of cups video with the lizard🤣

[@lukecarter4291]

Lmao. This is my favorite one featuring Nia. Love y’all

[@ginalin7115]

Hope you get better soon, Bill.

[@davidbritton6121]

Bill burr is responsible for many spit outs with his genious takes on LIFE i get you. lol I love billy burr

[@JoseGarcia-ou9vy]

Thank You Bill

[@williamhurrelbrink3324]

I am lookin like Will whatthefuk in my yard right now walking my dog and listening to this. 💀 dying laughing out loud. I like to counter their long talkers with a story about how I had to get out of a long talker conversation

[@alexisrivera200xable]

I live with permanent chronic back pain due to a training accident and your argument about not taking the pain medication with the wife sounded just like me with my wife, I hope you get better soon. Back pain is one of the more annoying kinds of pain.

[@WTWNStudios]

just saw your comment look up a medicine for lower back pain called Etoricoxib. you gotta get it in mexico, possibly canada tho. it doesn't interact with the liver and is taken in cycles. saved $1000 in bullshit MRis and doctor fees. works in a week. good luck

[@haunt_happens]

Nia Rocks! More “Name that TV theme with Nia”, lol.

[@MaxFleye]

Bill is such a big baby when he's hurt 🤣🤣

[@romanthrower]

Bill gets cooked worse than a Christmas turkey everytime Nia comes on the pod. I feel for bro

[@Tony-Madisson]

Bill reading ads is hilarious 😂

[@markkosicki]

laid up Bill is a great Bill! We get Nia lol

[@emiliensv]

(Re)Watch 25TH HOUR Bill, a masterpiece, the best Spike Lee Movie !!!! 😍😍😍

[@loveit7484]

I LOVE Nia! The two of you together is hysterical!!!! Priceless!

[@tomnaughadie]

I saw that lizard on KZbin. For some reason it's cool to know Bill did too. Haha

[@RobertL08]

Nia KILLIN’ it!!! Honestly bill burrs wife is funnier than like 80% of all professional comedians

[@MattD3413]

The aviators the shit tho Billy bottoms. You know you love the film!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@richardbrown6781]

Pure talent as always. Thanks Bill.

[@ginalin7115]

Matt Houston and Magnum...gorgeous! I loved Steven Segal in "Above the Law".

[@RaphaelHameed]

Hey Bill (no relation to Raymond) Burr, here's a great, applicable movie to watch. 'They Live', starring Rowdy Roddy Piper & Keith David.

[@TheHillbilly8757]

Hey, Billy Back Pills! I have a few questions: 1) do you own your own helicopter? 2) how much does it cost to fill 'er up?

[@MikesOrganicVideos]

Hey, Bill; I’m with you about not liking sad movies. I much prefer action comedies. And if it’s a sports action comedy, even better. Two examples of movies that combine at least two genres with the other one present, at least a little bit. The Replacements, starring Keanu Reeves, and The Last Boy Scout, starring Bruce Willis. Two of my favorite movies.

[@bugalaman]

Was it just me, or did it sound like Bill looked over his shoulder when he said he doesn't have to emotionally support his wife.

[@pinkjammiesss666]

Who wants to read books when you have Bill Burr?

[@williamvalleau4156]

The mere presence of Nia elevates the comedy.

[@TheBanchou]

I guess their little back won't hurt 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wizenup]

Nia is so right about the serial killer/murderer tv series thing.

[@williamhurrelbrink3324]

Was thinking about that scene in Jackie brown where Ordell Robbie throws (no relation to Margot who is in another QT movie haha which I feel like is no coincidence) anyways Sam Jackson’s character Ordell talks Beaumont into getting into the trunk, and his whole demeanor when he climbs in the car himself, puts on his gloves, puts on The Brothers Johnson and plays strawberry Letter 23 before driving around the block and icing beaumonts brainsout. What a tense and perfect scene man. So good. Anyways. Watchin it again.

[@mikecase5505]

Some movies for you... - Klute (1971); dir. Alan Pakula / starring Jane Fonda, Donald Sutherland, & Roy Scheider - Rolling Thunder (1977); written by Paul Schrader / early Tommy Lee Jones - The Getaway (1972); written by Walter Hill / dir. Sam Peckinpah / starring Steve McQueen - The Hot Spot (1990); dir. Dennis Hopper / starring Don Johnson & Jennifer Connelly

[@tomnaughadie]

Rest In Power, Patrice.

[@biggaluva4505]

LOVE AND A .45 is a great movie that no one talks about. It’s shot like Quentin Tarantino and the dialogue is similar, but it’s just some buddies that made some random 90’s Texas movie.

[@mr.d3102]

Adam Corolla is trying to create a app that starts to play Mariachi music when someone talks too long… lol…

[@aimeerebecca1]

Million dollar idea!

[@Rumteldat]

Seagal's smiling face got me to click hahaha. Love Seagal, he's such a piece of crap. Under Siege 2 is an all time classic.

[@brandonyoung-kemkes1128]

I sent the Brandon bit to my mom. Sums my life up. 18:20

[@KalebMorrow30]

Bill and Nia gives me hope. This comment section loves yall

[@brandonyoung-kemkes1128]

Mashed bit was hilarious. Thanks Nia.

[@rastaanarky6272]

You two has made my go morning we no we no but he is one of us one us of men

[@rastaanarky6272]

Hahaahahaja

[@davidbritton6121]

BILLY. Heres 5 GEMS movies from OUR era..im 52, boston boy here ur my age so here u go my man and your welcome. 1. State of Grace. Penn, Ed harris irish mob 2. Bad Boys. (1983) one. penn, paco mariono viking tweety etc 3. The warriors.4. My bodyguard Matt dillon, adam baldwin, makepeace...lol 5. carlitos way ir A bronx tale bobby D and chaz..."now youz cant leave..that one i gave you 6 if someone who knows Billy B. Make sure he see this list he wilL Appreciate it I HOPE oh ya Chopper w Bana. 7 flicks must revisit if u havent seen or its been a while

[@prashantnegi007]

somebody please give the timestamp of when he starts talking about Steven Seagal.

[@tor3699]

Glad you're feeling better with the cough gone. On to the next... the back!

[@paulpolpiboon9535]

Great Bill! @1:42:20 That Bruce Lee story is true according to his wife who was there in person with him

[@alexanderl7491]

33:40 the video is "Drinking out of cups". A foundation of the glory years of KZbin and my college years.

[@oleeb]

Bill is right about why guys have ED in their 40’s and 50’s. It’s a bad diet that leads to early atherosclerosis which effects all your blood vessels and arteries. Dysfunctional, clogged blood vessels prevent erection. ED is often a clear sign of heart disease.

[@faith9150]

This make me miss my hubby so much..miss you baby..rip

[@tyronemorris5552]

Ol' Broke Back Billy getting my week started right 😁

[@BigSherm]

"Thursday" independent movie 🎬 skip woods

[@bernardpitsch4332]

Not coughing. Now it's the back. Bill you are making me feel ancient. So good not to hear that nasty cough.

[@OneEyedJackNLD]

1:14:35 Lady story 1:23:15 I still love you Lady Gaga!!! 😂😂😂 1:27:23 Truth ✊🏼 😂 This reminds me so much of ‘Raw’

[@dorisfaust8965]

Dr. Bill, Stumbled upon NATE CRAIG, comedian on youtube. In the comment section several people Thanked you for pointing them in his direction. I agree. Great stand up work. Xod

[@PILLGATESUBEEZY]

Nina does the best Bill impression lol

[@karlosoze844]

I think the Lupus movie Bill is thinking of is "Gross Anatomy" . Christine Lahti's character had the Lupus, there...

[@561skyline]

Under the silver lake is basically a huge homage to classic Hollywood directors. I'd love to hear his opinion on it

[@jeffreyscroggs3878]

"True Romance* is an actors clinic...Tarentino also did a comedy with Madonna called 4 Rooms...these two movies should entertain both of you. Waffles are dangerous ...not worth the risk. US Drag by Missing Persons is a Drummers Nemisiss..Enjoy!

[@xdannyx712]

Nia is genuinely the only guest I will listen to with good ole Billy Backbrace

[@DJA-BOMB]

Loved Neya segments! Thank you!

[@70foolio]

Nia got it when describing why we like murder shows. Love her on the podcast.

[@mrimpossible4353]

Casino, Jackie brown, heat and the aviator are some of the greatest movies of all time. Good recommendations..

[@twistedbydesign5216]

Drinking Out Of Cups. The animated lizard sound bite is Drinking out of cups. If you haven’t seen it, do it now. You must understand the situation, however. It’s a recording of this somewhat known artist who’s name escapes me. He’s tripping balls on what I’ve heard is acid, could be something else. That fact is very important to appreciate it (not whatever substance he’s on, just that he’s blasted.) I’m not sure what the setting is, but i think he’s on a beach. He has a thick east coast accent, probably Jersey, watch it multiple times, trust me. One of the funniest goddamed things i’ve ever heard/seen.

[@sancheznish8285]

Can’t help but notice it says 2023/01/19. I want it on record this was posted on the 20th. THE 20TH BILLLLL

[@robertwillett4122]

Thought George Brett hit like 418 with a month to go, but he didn't make 400 at the end of the season. He had to be pretty close.

[@steviekenny581]

Ole Billy broke back. Get well soon dude👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@mcflyguy8873]

I like the thumb nail. Tells you what's on the podcast.

[@davidmcarthur2469]

Dear Billy red nuts I listen to your podcast so I don't have to listen to my old lady what makes you think I want to listen to yours

[@faith9150]

Seek help

[@jeremygonzal8603]

was listening passively to this podcast, then the "whalewatching" joke gutpunched me laughing hard. billy boy burrito really has my kind of humor.

[@erikmoss8972]

The lizard video that reminded him of the real housewives is oddly enough called "drinking out of cups"

[@davidbritton6121]

"ANYONE KNOW WHY RICHIE DID BOBBY LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOL OUT FOR JUSTICE

[@thebasementband8366]

this is amazing

[@rayg2999]

Love ya Bill

[@JerseyfreshXx]

If We could have a whole episode of Nia doing her best bill impression the whole episode 😂

[@danielelliott5532]

Sneezing with a bad back ,Halarious 🤧

[@gart9680]

Bend your knees. Over 30, bend your knees & keep that back straight. If not, naproxen.

[@phantomdrac]

Olllllllllllll Billy Bloodflow is baaaaack in the hizzzoooooo leggo my eggooooooooo lol!!!!!!!!!

[@monkeygraborange]

Bill, Bill, Bill... you live in frigging L.A. Go to an acupuncturist for your back. Trust me, you got nothing to lose!

[@coconutologist]

3:25 medication. You can say that you have to check your temperature (COVID scares and what not), or blood pressure. Say you need to relax for 30 before measuring. Another is just diet. Say you have to eat something, because you need to take medication, but it can't be on a full stomach.

[@VHelander]

I love this name thursday afternoon monday morning podcast :D BBBBBEST!

[@CallMeBellson]

Jesus christ bill your podcast is as long as the aviaaaaaaaaattaaaarr dude

[@kywilson3942]

Autoplay on in the background and I notice nia making jabs about rambling.. now, as he's rambling and my attention follows, I keep thinking the same things 🤣 he's so funny being him, and I think i have a girl crush on her 🧡