Billionaire's Son Trying To Be Relatable

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Bobby Misner may be the son of a billionaire, but he's just like me and you! He goes on lavish vacations, has a private jet, and never has to work! Wait... that's what normal people's lives are like right?
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[@dionesdisciple3329]

He's literally "I'm not like other girls" personified but as a bratty millionaire kid lmfao

[@berniesandersyt9694]

“I’m not like other rich kids because I dropped out of school so I could make shitty videos.”

[@notsopolitecub4841]

Does he have snake arms?

[@deanjordan6053]

Is this r/notliketheotherguys?

[@spicywater9301]

Next Tech Computing nah r/notlikeotherrichkids

[@aravioli4203]

R/nice girls but with a millionaire

[@madokafied]

kids when they get 5 dollars:

[@leufunne2055]

Even those kids are more likeable than bobby

[@leufunne2055]

@Yume Nekomi B r u h .__.

[@crocdog5278]

True

[@cosmicpiink1685]

I'm rich I have 10$ hahahahhahahahahhahaha

[@eyadak8894]

I have zero dollars no joke

[@sebzeyt2327]

being born as a richkid is like turning on creative mode in minecraft

[@fergusonover604]

Furthermore: is like turning on creative, getting stacked in diamonds and weird materials, make a kick ass fortress out of bedrock and a lot of crap no effort, and get enchanted weapons and armor ... And then "the effort you out in this game shows when you're determined enough"

[@DontUputThatEvilOnMe]

Except you don’t have to turn it on. Your copy of Minecraft just has creative mode on all the time and you cannot turn it off. You don’t know that everyone else plays Minecraft by mining and chopping trees for hours. While you just build whatever you want.

[@calowenby1654]

Very good analogy.

[@humzakhan3962]

And then you get bored of playing the game

[@DontUputThatEvilOnMe]

@@humzakhan3962 and that is when Epsteins are born.

[@thelanktheist2626]

P.S: the only people who say “you shouldn’t critique Bobby for ditching his mom because you act like you wouldn’t do the same” are only saying that to deflect from the fact that they are the ones who would totally abandon their mom for their daddy’s money.

[@jay_deavyon]

As someone who’s dad thought love was buying people things and after a series of other events cut him off…. This is 100% correct. No amount of money could stop me from being there for my mom

[@pheonixfire8791]

Anyone with a bit of common sense will see this to be true. His mom took care of him for 15 years, I suppose that his dad was only present at least once a month, just for him to abandon her at the first sight of $$. Pain.

[@cinderellaskeleton6720]

I mean i'd abandon my mom but mine's a crack addict who took me to crack dens so to each their own

[@Unchartedvlogs]

That’s what I’m thinking right. I mean I don’t know anything about this situation but was his mom treating him nice? I’m not saying anything…I don’t know

[@no1uno388]

I would do that, my mother sucks

[@handarule]

"Bobby's not like other 23-yr-olds" yeah Bobby looks like he's a 46 yr old marriage counselor wtf

[@sammakesmusic1]

True lol

[@dobrecosmin7119]

Maybe but Danny also looks like a 16 year old soooo yea . And no I’m not hating neither of them

[@chyld7710]

@@dobrecosmin7119 id say more like 15 xd.

[@partIycIoudy]

Dobre Andreea I’d say 17 lol

[@-_--__---___----]

@@partIycIoudy he's 12

[@michellemiller3753]

Proof that no matter how much money you have, you can't buy a personality.

[@meli555a]

Michelle Miller underrated comment

[@spicymami6468]

Don't be too quick to judge pple just bcos they are privileged Kindness>>>personality

[@michellemiller3753]

@@spicymami6468 What has he done to make you think he's kind? The way he objectifies women? Or the way he only care about cars and parties? He hasn't done anything to make me believe he's admirable, kind, generous, or likeable.

[@Cosmiichu]

@@spicymami6468 he's disgusting selfish and narcissistic

[@bengroundsell8321]

You mean a good personality. You can buy a personality but it will most likely be shit

[@arcaithsarchive211]

I believe the expression is "you can't polish a turd, but you can roll it around in glitter".

[@creativia6639]

I didn't know this one either, but I will use it in the future. It was already worth it coming here :D

[@nadaespecial4198]

It has quotation marks, someone said that, it must be true

[@wooferus1235]

I mean, you can polish a turd but you're just going to make a mess

[@__4762]

Every time I hear something about polished turds I think of that Mythbusters episode where they actually polished a turd.

[@sleepydevilz]

@@__4762 WHAAAT

[@TheRealBGregz]

Don’t forget that they also went to the lounge to drink alcohol… before driving rented, ridiculously fast cars. Sounds completely legal 👍🏻

[@Silly_Billy1]

Anything’s legal with enough money

[@titsnium1379]

bruh

[@TheRealBGregz]

@@titsnium1379 😬

[@chrisftw9285]

"I'm not like most rich kids, I leave the person who single-handedly raised me for my dad and his money."

[@eldritchabomination9726]

CONTRADICTIONS ALERT

[@instaedits2897]

ყơų զųoŧɛɖ ŧɧąŧ!!! Ćơקყřıɠŧɛɖ. ɖơ ŋơŧ "řɛ۷ıɛɯ ყơųř ٳɛɠąٳ ơקŧıơŋŞ."

[@Angelface11]

IKR! Biggest d bag ever.

[@wetjerry3267]

600th like, yay!

[@haybish172]

Mr. OJ man that really does piss me off actually. I hope he spoils his mother

[@BakaPai]

It’s like that guy thinks “beautiful girls/parties/fast cars” are personality traits.

[@thefirstface4575]

Who is Robyn Loxly? Dairy milk, pyjamas and beautiful...screaming toddler. YOUR TURN. TeLl Me AbOuT yOuR pErSoNaLiTy . (We get to leave out drug addictions and disabilities and sexuality and character defining mistakes that people think of when they hear your name? IM IN.)

[@JotaC]

What's sad it's that if not all, most people think that, usually they hang into something and let that define them. It can be their job, exercising or dieting, watching movies or series, doing a sport, even their sexuality, etc. They usually use that as a cue for what they are, and always talk about that to the world, it's like they aren't someone who likes something, but someone who IS something.

[@kaunisrumilus]

Exactly hahaha

[@cialpeachh4781]

Lifestyle not personality

[@erigor11]

Well, is the capitalist culture.

[@thegamerpokemon5767]

Bobby's video looked like it was made on a budget... And 98% of that budget was spent on the cars

[@Noursinette_]

VERY underrated comment

[@meznivfinish6739]

The Irony

[@TomikaKelly]

Yeah, it feels like something the average KZbinr could've made.

[@josephbogren444]

Yo the roast goes HARD

[@kandaimai9944]

Given how much the cars cost, that's alot of budget

[@Magicallynotreally]

Mannnn I just hate when I do illegal things in a foreign country AND GET CAUGHT!!!!😢😡

[@laylakindafruity]

Ikr it's so annoying when all I was trying to do was illegal racing and I may have almost hit a pedestrian 🙄

[@nada3492]

SMH too relatable! 🤦‍♀️

[@lesbianshrimp_]

Truly can't believe these foreign police officers have the AUDACITY to even pull me over! Don't I bribe them enough!!

[@Elementrotten]

I feel bad for South Africa. Luckily we won the world cup to make up for it😏

[@rockybmku]

23yrs old? Is that a joke? He looks like a well kept 47yr old.

[@xfire3778]

rockybmku Danny or Bobby Misner

[@ppose777]

XFire Danny looks 15 lol

[@rainbowfish1587]

@@xfire3778 Danny looks 12, Bobby looks 50

[@rockybmku]

XFire Bobby. Danny has that sweet baby boy face. Lol.

[@KahenaRocha]

Thanks for saying it

[@TheOfficialTX]

"he is not the average billionaire son" because he is a millionaires son

[@Shijueditss]

His dad owns other companies

[@LeHyperTech]

@@Shijueditss watersheep is better

[@broom0882]

@@LeHyperTech Agreed 🤚

[@LeHyperTech]

@@broom0882 EPIC

[@finlandjourney6065]

@@Shijueditss Owning them is not selling them. So he doesn't have access to billions. Meaning his personal wealth isn't billions. Jeff Bezos for example has billions in his own name. That is a true billionaire.

[@ronque23]

“Dear, Mom: I’m leaving your broke azz!” Love, Bobby.

[@ShodaiGojira-xn3xk]

"Get left lmfaoooo 💀💀💀💀💀" - Sincerely, Bobby Misner

[@mathiaswilhelm1902]

“Ugh mom… I’m ahhh a few million behind on studio rent… could you help me out for old time sake? Pwees 🙏🥺”

[@judedude4915]

Love, Bobby was left out of the quotation because he did not, in fact say that.

[@luna_sunny1726]

I love how bobby kept saying he only likes fast cars, beautiful girls and parties. Truly sounds like a deep person.

[@clarkmichaels822]

I hope the writing on the screen is his because the handwriting looks like that of a toddler.

[@enderorwilbur8610]

He really said “I’m not like other girls” but with more steps

[@thedisablednoobgaming3365]

LOL SO TRUE

[@phin6843]

Lmao

[@whatwasthatusername7122]

There's no arguing with that.

[@bartsimpson7935]

R\im not like other people lol new subredit nothing could change that

[@pretty948]

Guys he's a misfit he's U N I Q U E

[@lenayamamoto]

Well, all I learned from this video is, why his father sold the company. When you have a son like this, you don't leave him a company

[@Walidanukasa]

This always gets me: He has all this money and could do great things with it. He could pay people to clean beaches or buy rainforest to perserve it. He could film it and still make videos about something significant.

[@moyai2555]

why don’t you? you have money

[@SoupyMittens]

@@moyai2555 not enough to do much though

[@hnichole]

@@moyai2555 Not that kind of money lmao.

[@danielto6847]

@@moyai2555 u sound slow

[@leonardonetagamer]

​@@SoupyMittens"enough"? If everyone did this, even just the "poor", the problem would be resolved. The rich arent responsible for everyone elses problems.

[@lionone457]

For someone who loves filmmaking, he’s really bad at it

[@thomaskole9881]

Well, I love lasagna; doesn't mean I'm good at actually making lasagna tho...

[@charmainexylia5053]

I mean, he's pretty young. Maybe he wasn't able to do any filmmaking while living with his Mum and he's still learning, friend. If he isn't yet, I hope takes some classes in it. Exploring and further improving your passion can be great.

[@renren5992]

didn't you hear him? he said he was good at it so obviously he has to be

[@th3_pr0phecy]

I love drawing but the thing is I cant draw

[@thatonerandomperson2856]

Your likes now say 666

[@fluffydoggo3489]

He clearly dropped out of school because he doesn’t know the difference between a 300 million dollars and 1 billion dollars

[@invis_lol]

Y E S

[@Matty002]

😆

[@simone635]

fluffy doggo LMFAO

[@simone635]

*clearly*

[@rileymcgowan6490]

Neither does Danny apparently👀

[@evillustrator5218]

has anyone ever wondered how cool it would be to actually be called greg, so when watching danny’s videos, you have your name in the background and are repeatedly referred to as your own name? just me?

[@astroze4319]

just you, me and the 32 other people

[@TheHardInfo]

Bobby is that same type of person that would call them selves a creative director and not know what it means

[@MrsBees]

He's the oldest looking 23 y/o EVER.

[@bam9266]

I'm embarrassed that I'm in the same generation with him.

[@bellatr1xz]

Deadass he looks like a 30 year old

[@user-hj7tj6qj1k]

waittt he’s 23? he looking like he 38 lmao💀

[@LeHyperTech]

@@bam9266 generationE = the person being always exiled no one want to be with

[@gotbellers]

He looks like he is 35 acting like acting like a 40ish man trying to be a 20 year old kid

[@mercymainbtw8132]

His personality is literally a tuna sandwich with a cup of water...

[@Mara-yf1se]

Weird but strangely true

[@ivangordy8957]

How dare you insult tuna sandwiches and water. His personality is "shoot me with a shotgun in my dumb fucking face"

[@maxkane1684]

His personality is beautiful girls, fast cars, and parties

[@BlackRose-rp7kv]

This comment has 10x the personality of bobby, id rather stare at this comment for an hour than watch 1 hours worth of bobbys videos

[@lkim9634]

Impossible. I would enjoy a tuna sandwich.

[@socialistrepublicofvietnam1500]

Money can buy happiness but it can't buy you a fucking personality

[@madeegaindraws]

6:18 you wanna know this shot is so weird? because it feels like he's following you through an alley, like a horror movie and youre slowly walking backwards while he gets closer, holding a knife behind his back

[@j.r.765]

He could not afford to get someone with better handwriting.

[@jmz1736]

@Pure it's a joke

[@dhfuohaksdsduijkzj5856]

@Pure whoosh

[@annagvazquezcolon9736]

SS sagemode I know right it looks like when you were trying to send a text message in a DS

[@pogdog8689]

Dont Judeg Yt piss off

[@parkchimmin7913]

He probably wrote it himself

[@kerrymilne8893]

He’s not like other billionaires children, he’s only a millionaire.

[@Sam-Pound]

His dad*

[@exammole4545]

Without his dad he’s broke. -_-

[@samuel-zb4qn]

👁💧👄💧👁

[@pretty948]

And he likes the colour RED

[@schroederscurrentevents3844]

Multi*

[@GHanBax]

Omg he's so relatable, he has a favorite color too.

[@BrookeRhodes-ht3ex]

I live in a very well off family, I can confirm having money isn't hard, and I'm very grateful for my living conditions

[@marius4151]

the way he just talks about “beautiful girls” makes me so uncomfortable

[@tsuki7616]

m p right?

[@abbigailk8420]

Straight up cringe 👌

[@tsuki7616]

Abbigail K lol

[@tetrisjesus3932]

dude probably lives by the -very inspirational- quote "i don't want to catch pokemans, i want to catch womans" unironically

[@diamond_dogs]

Yeah the ones in his basement

[@arandom7595]

if i had a dime for every time he clasified girls as objects i would be a billionare and still have a bigger personnality than him.

[@eldritchabomination9726]

To be fair, that's not saying much

[@jennifermckenzie5632]

@@eldritchabomination9726 DAYUMMM

[@Heroball299]

Those particular girls are just objects!

[@makinzig391]

Isn't everything an object just some don't have souls

[@firefox8594]

Makinzi G no humans and living organisms aren’t really objects

[@cy9056]

been four years and that dude is still putting billonaires son in the title of his videos

[@jirou6228]

Because that is all he will ever be, just a billionaire son lol

[@AutumnIsFalling331]

Honestly this inspires me. Knowing that there are people that have so much money, power, and opportunity at their finger tips and they'll still choose to squander it on soulless, unnecessary interests to try to make up for their lack of a personality. Yeah, money can help get you a lot of things, but it can't buy you talent, a personality, or drive.

[@mokih6na]

he basically was talking about girls as OBJECTS

[@bunnyjihan828]

Ku'uipomailani yeah and how are there no reply’s haha

[@aspenisthebest]

So true. He’s like my dad got hella rich and we were able to get girls and cars. Like they’re an object the same as a jet

[@amirmokrane366]

Fun fact: people who watch a lot of porn end up seeing girls as objects or tools

[@aspenisthebest]

Amir Mokrane true dat. Some porn I think is fine but most of what’s out there is super degrading

[@sita487]

@rubiiFPS they are not. u are seeing them as objects, and thats a personal problem

[@suziecarr9847]

Why is no one talking about how he basically just abandoned his mom... like jeez

[@aaAa-bp1yd]

Poor mother. I hope she's okay

[@feralripper5100]

Because we dont know what his situation with his mom was like ?

[@gdshockedgd2351]

@@feralripper5100 but what if she was a good mother and he just fucking abandoned her like wtf

[@ThisIsTheUsernameIEnetered]

Ikr he's like "peace bish imma go leave MY MOM for money"

[@beckyrushing8044]

Watch his mother somehow make octillions and he trys to come back to her but she practically kicks him in the balls by making him leave his dad and get himself a job to make money

[@emimew]

I didn’t watch Bobbys videos and have no idea how his relationship with his mom was, but it seems like she wasn’t a bad parent and must have treated him good. I get that 15 is a “difficult age”, but I’m still in disbelief how a person can leave another person that easily, after they cared and loved you. Especially for such passing materialistic things like money. It seems like Bobby will mentally stay 15 for the rest of his life…

[@MusicHandsAbrupt]

This is so weird! From his black turtleneck, to his fifty seven year old face, to his odd voice. He is demented, literally. He is the epitome of a privileged life.

[@Stierenkloot]

He definitely is mentally challenged

[@raspberry3805]

Bobby: gets annoyed that people stereotype type him Also bobby: continues to be a stereotype rich boy

[@bencooper2722]

Why does an Australian American sound vaguely Eastern European?

[@ZDV1116]

lol

[@Trowo]

@@bencooper2722 cuz Europe is in between of them?

[@Blake4625kHz]

Raspberry :3 , it would be more interesting if he had been dead for 20yrs... as suggested..

[@cucumberco]

stereotype type..?

[@sir_alphabetsoup8178]

Hes like the "quirky" tumblr girl of the rich kid community 💀

[@avabeyva]

Ya mean like the girls at highschool that wear vintage/high end clothes, air pods and vape juuls to top off with a copy and paste personality, but complain about how "misunderstood" they are? Agreed, he's is pretty much the gender bent version of them.

[@briannaknight8195]

Siraaa_ B. Lol XD I’m like so weird! Like I have money and stuff, but I’m not like the other rich kids! I like partying and hot girls. I’m so quirky

[@eldritchabomination9726]

@@briannaknight8195 *in sing-song tone* Contradictory statemeeeents

[@knowah1556]

@@eldritchabomination9726 was that a bojack reference Kinda like saying in a sing song voice That was my intteeennttiioonn

[@eldritchabomination9726]

@@knowah1556 I have no idea what bojack is

[@dollarstorevodka]

He wants to be a filmmaker but I can tell this man doesnt have an artistic bone in his body

[@pillowpilots2626]

His mom is the luckiest person in the world . Damn! somehow she dodged an un-dodgeable bullet .

[@heinrichmuller7974]

his voice sounds like he's not quiet sure which accent he's supposed to have but hey, what'd you expect from an australio-american, raised in england who parties in france

[@SkillSMB]

exactly lol i think i lost my remaining two brain cells by simply listening to his voice...

[@galacticluminals717]

And vacations in South Africa

[@Jvxlca]

@@galacticluminals717 legit

[@simone635]

Heinrich Muller LMAOOO BYEE 💀

[@CourtneyCoulson]

It's a real train wreck of an accent.

[@shaggyat5power112]

Litterally no one knows who that "legendary" musician is.

[@aine0388]

shaggy at 5% power honestly

[@myajanette]

shaggy at 5% power yeah. When he said their name, I was like, “who???”

[@luzlopez7495]

JanetteSparks same

[@nini-fq3tb]

Yeah imma Google him He’s a british singer/songwriter And he makes pop music, soul and dance music I love google

[@koolaid1838]

I’m surprised there wasn’t that one person who was like “I do”

[@KenziDW]

as a skateboarder that was the most insulting kickflip ive ever seen... and on a penny board😭

[@Dire-Locke]

I do feel sorry for him. He is completely oblivious and probably only surrounded by people who like him for his money. Thats got to be lonely at the end of the day.

[@thatlycantomboy]

okay but if he was a “normal kid” until he was freaking fifteen why doesn’t he know how to talk or behave like a human

[@faestreya]

I have a feeling that his family was better off originally than he lets on, maybe they lost some money until his dad sold the company but he definitely has the personality of all the upper middle class brats I knew in high school.

[@mattbins]

He's pretentious

[@nine-vi7rw]

Cause having shit ton of money and fame generally changes you. Like some people fantasize about being rich and then not having to give a damn about anyone anymore. Things like these reveal your true character.

[@phyzarel1845]

Why is his favorite thing buying cars, jets, and women 🥴😂??? Please exblain!

[@nekro6897]

When he says rich but not to rich he means millionaires still

[@sarahhoward6409]

kids with $10 as they stroll into the school book fair:

[@abelau854]

lmaooo

[@caratlove4107]

I- Don’t you guys have allowances or something?

[@BuildingSplorrers]

This comment is gold ;D

[@theangryarabian1256]

@@caratlove4107 I get to live in the house

[@m_e_nere]

@@caratlove4107 ? No

[@ezoni8438]

we dont hate rich kids cuz they're rich, we hate rich kids cuz they're in their own world.

[@lonewolf711_]

“Im pretty good at filmmaking!” No background music, long unnecessary pauses, one take, an uncomfortable amount of negative space

[@14GILBEM]

Imagine being able to afford being this disconnected from reality

[@katekursive1370]

Right? He seems like he forgot how world works. No, like he unlearned it, even.

[@nadiamurray8369]

-noel miller

[@derekhettinger451]

this is a great comment

[@shiannafoxx]

LMAO can't relate

[@eldritchabomination9726]

Maybe he's actually to poor to pay attention

[@stella_dxo]

I'm not like other billionaires. I am a millionaire.

[@joanodom2104]

😂😂

[@doggamerlol4058]

He is not a millionaire its his dad not him bruh

[@tylerredforge5563]

@@doggamerlol4058 there seems to be no life of intelligence

[@scee8474]

@@doggamerlol4058 did you not get the joke lol

[@shoesies]

LOL

[@polkadottca]

"Your life, is like a movie and you're the main character; so why wouldn't you make it the greatest movie you've ever seen?" If my life was a movie I would have ended it

[@zack65769]

You ok?

[@FayeLawnKrack3d]

I shouldn’t have started mine. Shitty D-list crap…

[@lightningarcade]

just in case anyone was wondering, the quote "Art is the closest we can come to understanding how a stranger really feels." was said by Roger Ebert 🤓

[@alayham6413]

BREAKING NEWS: BOBBY'S MOM GETS 10BILLION Bobby : BYE DAD

[@Sophie-yx3td]

lmao yea

[@vanessawoodall3515]

Hahahha this comment just made my day, thank you very much, lol!!!

[@shmickshmuck3591]

Why would he live his mom for anyone even for his dad

[@user-wg3iv6vg3p]

"F You dad i'm living with mum"

[@nayeonn1e]

I am a boi i think he meant “live” to say “leave” and for there to be a comma after “anyone”

[@LindsayDaly]

Bobby: Legendary musician, Julian Perretta Me: Who?

[@puddingissleepy]

*THIS* is truly relatable

[@jamiesanders193]

Perretta sounds like an appetizer

[@thechickenmaster6543]

Legendary like pokemon, only 1 town has heard or them and there is only one

[@jordanh4362]

Thought it was just me being a dumb teen

[@shadowmaster5689]

relate-able and youtube said there was 3 comments but even before this comment there was 4

[@muikku69]

Love how the cops showing up is a minor inconvenience to them

[@AceofTunes]

I am going to be honest, I am half way through and haven't seen a single redeemable quality of this guy

[@leftyvideoproductions1805]

Bobby: yeah not all rich kids are bad Also Bobby: *leaves mom for money*

[@moth300]

👁️👄👁️ 🌑👄🌑 👁️👄👁️

[@talonapex9775]

If anything this video proves that money does not = happiness.

[@imjune8373]

@Mazz Maxx obviously.

[@ragnorfellandcantgetup3916]

@@talonapex9775 and yet it is more comfortable to cry in a Lamborghini than in a bicycle

[@talonapex9775]

@Mazz Maxx and your point is?

[@pxige1946]

Guys, he’s not like the other rich kids. His favorite color is RED

[@ethanpelletier7455]

*soviet anthem plays*

[@pretty948]

And he likes fast cars like whaaaa

[@lemondigit7309]

My favourite colour is blue

[@burpie_b0wie]

HOLY CRAP, HIS FAVORITE COLOR IS RED?? Wow that makes him so amazing, I want to be like him someday -_-

[@sadasdasdasdasdasss]

but, mine's red too

[@talbotdorr682]

😂😂😂 bro you’re killing me. I’m just now finding your videos and they’re some of the funniest I’ve ever seen

[@grant0012]

Ikr i am starting to love danny

[@Poincianaa]

"you sonof a bi.." Bobby: "llionaire?"

[@seigeengine]

lol

[@wolfy_mae806]

"bi" Bobby: *nomial*

[@TylerBevanOfficial]

I read that in his voice

[@pineapplegirl9228]

Raptor _TX lmaoooo

[@democratic_chocolate2067]

“ you son of a bi....” Bobby:sexual?

[@justaduck3615]

Bobby is so rich he can only talk in third person.

[@carcinogenicthalidomide3057]

Bobby is disappointed with bobby,get it together bobby.

[@Johia_Mapping_2]

Bob is disappointed in you green space dorito

[@justaduck3615]

Kingdom of Germania Bobby has no ground to stand on, as Bobby has no redeeming qualities.

[@caitlin.b5915]

Lonely Menace101 Bobby said this

[@lixonzito2481]

Kingdom of Germania "dumbass p e r i d o t" im crying

[@Sohcahtoa14]

5:02 was a quote made by Roger Ebert, a film critic, which I guess is why it is relevant to Kandyland Productions

[@SurvivinginCreative]

I love how he tries to use a messy childlike font to try and be artsy but instead it just looks like a kid using his dad's editing software. Which is probably the case.

[@applejuice9591]

*”If he was a spice he’d be flour”*

[@iwilltakeyourpassword453]

So-someone said that. Dont ask who

[@astralangeldragon6725]

Of he was a book, he’d be two books

[@LosianOne]

Dont even give him flour, flour is useful af and can have great flavor when cooked properly.

[@gamecomic4072]

No he's dust on top of the spice rack

[@kimonokat1928]

@Apple Juice - I want to like your comment, but I'll ruin Jesus' 444

[@TheExperiment1337]

The way he brags about his dad, is how my 3 year old son brags to his friends that I bought him icecream or a Lego set.

[@HebiHouse]

Your son sounds cute

[@user-zh2cx9vv2s]

But your son isn't full of shit

[@naiknaik8812]

You're a good dad

[@someguyudontknow6038]

Is this a personal atack or something

[@zenzen6361]

Same my dad also wanted to buy me ice cream he just needs a little bit time to come back

[@mabus4910]

10:25 My theory is that they put the camera onto one of these people conveyor belts and used the one going in the other direction and that is why they are seemingly dancing.

[@corkizone]

9:55 Pretty sure he placed the camera on the those terminal conveyor belts. That's why it's so low and why it's looking through glass. SO they took extra time to make sure that the angle was going to capture them.

[@dizz4386]

So... is his mom still stuck in middle class Australia

[@ChristyPlayz]

Awesomeness 4Realz depending on were in aus she is if shes in like sydney and middle class she could move to western australia and then become a higher class becuase its cheaper u know? But ya i get u

[@arliotis]

Christy Playz no one wants to move to WA from Eastern Australia

[@maleeliy1232]

Yeah I live in WA and it’s boring Asf also it’s not cheaper here lmao

[@arliotis]

Left Eye Was A Queen same but I like it here

[@tribeofephraim5801]

Australia doesn't exist

[@greenferns8903]

his literal only personality trait is being straight

[@anyak1203]

green ferns no it’s beautiful girls... duh

[@xerxesriddle1821]

Maybe not even that

[@bigjilms]

Rich ppl think being rich is a personality

[@overseasonedlamb5604]

He’s cabeagirsexual That’s pronounced Cah-bee-grr-seck-shoe-all A combination of cars and beautiful girls

[@name-yu3xk]

being straight is not a personality trait

[@gamerpotato8775]

It's fun to see how Danny hasn't changed over the years

[@jojor6464]

he could do so much stuff with his money basically rescueing thousands of people, but no this guy has a vision -bad selfmade commercials I can’t describe how mad this makes me

[@lenahodl23]

How often can you say “beautiful girls” before your audience is absolutely sure you’re closeted af

[@OnixMint]

Lena Hödl 🤣

[@whateverworksmate.721]

Yeah, literally. If you have to reiterate it so much... Imma start doubting your ass.

[@siebea5994]

Maybe he just respects women so hard that he believes all women are beautiful 😳

[@ajgerbi]

Lena Hödl / Trust me guys. I LOVE beautiful girls. I have to mention it all the time like every other normal straight dude, am I right? Haha.

[@leavemychannelaloneiquit840]

*Bad Word* “haha yeah i like girls ALOT, guys? no no no, i don’t like guys i like GIRLS GUYS I LIKE GIRLS NOT GUYS- “

[@ellielong6542]

the fact that he categorizes "beautiful girls" as just another method of enjoyment for him really speaks volumes about what type of guy he is tbh

[@nikidon99]

Rich guys act like girls are just processions on their arms

[@Lily80278]

dude did just up and leave his mom for money so :/

[@simone635]

Ellie Long HAHA

[@maureenrussell7829]

you'er at 999 likes! i'm not going to ruin that

[@abbie_joan]

@@nikidon99 *possessions

[@cellytron]

Is Bobby referring to himself in the third person at the beginning? Soooo relatable 💕💕

[@DisturbedGeneration]

"Being rich is hard". How? You always have food, you always have a roof, you always have every basic need..

[@galaxydeathskrill5607]

Not to talk how you can literally afford to study whatever you want... UNLIKE ME :D, the accountant that wants to be an artist

[@cheesecheese6950]

"Your life is a movie and you're the main character, so why don't you make it the greatest movie you've ever seen?" Because I'm the main character and not the director.

[@user-gd8mk6zg7h]

Cheese Cheese LOL so deep

[@thethiccdonut5257]

Good point actually

[@crocdog5278]

Lol

[@FileCode1459]

that alone just shows how much of a good filmmaker he is

[@stephaniaworthington4129]

Who is the director then?

[@tebooy78]

He speaks like a child and has the charisma of a brick... get this man more money

[@spoopep]

Maybe he'll turn into a baby if you do that

[@eldritchabomination9726]

Intelligence is +0 and charisma -100

[@gingergamergirl98]

“Charisma of a brick” is actually just so accurate it hurts

[@cyagami90]

@@gingergamergirl98 ikr that line is still making me scream laugh

[@trydodis690]

Raeleene Snider luck [phone]

[@RobloxKid123]

300,000,000 + 0 = 1,000,000,000 (real math approved by real billionaire)

[@MothGM]

reminds me of my favourite SAO:abridged quote "i didnt think there was any magic in this game, but look at you! turnin' women into trophies"

[@zubanabinteazad7405]

*"my favourite colour's red"* thanks for letting me know I guess

[@tiajoseph7309]

Proof that he's definitely not like other rich kids.

[@TheBigtimehans]

Now back to your credit card number

[@dryeyes7757]

My favorite color is green. You’re welcome

[@tribeofephraim5801]

@@dryeyes7757 that's not a creative color

[@dryeyes7757]

Shawntina York aw fuck ur right

[@gigibaddeley6901]

Guys don’t hate on him, he’s not your average rich kid- he loves fast cars, parties and beautiful girls.

[@ryeza_]

Tyler Pelonis I think it’s pretty obvious

[@AllNamesAreJustTaken]

Tyler Pelonis that's how sarcasm work...

[@gigibaddeley6901]

Tyler Pelonis definitely sarcastic lolol

[@ToddKeck98]

I guess everyone tries to be like that. Now r/woooosh

[@danicantrell8328]

Ikr he just wants to live a normal life a bully free life LEAVE HIM ALONE GUYS (SARCASTIC)

[@MYMAINWHYTRY]

He made a video called making French people jealous. That really shows you what kind of person he is

[@excellent8105]

Fun fact: Cape Town, is actually known as the most unequal place in a very unequal country. Source: I live in South Africa

[@ixine-ct1ty]

If you're broke just get rich lmaO

[@chivi-]

KahtSharq r/whoosh!

[@true_lovers_knot]

@@calamity2463 Okay??? :/

[@true_lovers_knot]

@@chivi- I'm not even- what- hold on- what?

[@hesaidshesdead]

@@true_lovers_knot you missed the joke mate

[@rachelecece3893]

R/WOOOOOOSH

[@cheshirecat7819]

"My favorite color is red." -Bobby, a 23 year old

[@alilordoftheskies5079]

Well, my favourite colour is also red, but I'm basically a child so I can say that without it being weird. He's a grown ass man, nobody gives a shit about his favourite colour. And not to mention, no one asked.

[@javierplushkid4148]

Ali LordOfTheSkies 😂😂😂😂😂I agree

[@emmareiman64]

@@alilordoftheskies5079 Yeah it feels like 'oh man, uh, how do people introduce themselves, how do I make myself more interesting and seem like a normal everyday person? Colors work right? I got a favourite color, everyone does, yeah, that'll do it' So it just comes off as sloppy and out of place. I mean yeah I could say what color I like, if it was relevant to the topic at hand, which it often isn't. Heck, when I write stories I don't have my character info's listing their favourite colors, it's just so situational or minimal {I'm about to think of some fav colors just for the heck of it now, it'll not ever be relevant, but it'll be extra}

[@alilordoftheskies5079]

@@emmareiman64 I agree completely. I have a specific thing I do with my art where I associate a colour with a character for line art so everyone is different, so I need to have a set colour for each but I don't give a shit about rich boys favourite colour.

[@milkyyyyway]

I'm crying LMAOOOO

[@theblackunicornx]

Omg this is the best video analysis I’ve ever seen in my entire 30 years. You are awesome and having me cracking up like crazy throughout this whole video❤😂 Thank you for making this video

[@Inspiringami]

😂😂😂😂 "idk what a kickflip is" so from what you showed, he didn't even do a skateboard trick. He did that thing where it's like a mirror. He showed the same side of skateboard on both sides of screen. Made it look like a trick. I don't usually watch this type of stuff, but ITS SO FUNNY. And entertaining to me!!

[@EndergamerEndergamer]

Bruh this guy figured out the transitions button on Microsoft PowerPoint and thought he was good at film making

[@solala1312]

got em

[@meco7956]

gacha kids be like:

[@sashan3275]

@@meco7956lol that’s so true, it s like a cheep way of editing lol

[@itskiblu]

what are the chances he got an editor

[@ninibanh1857]

but he couldn't figure out how to edit that dumb extra long shot of him walking down that alley lmaoooo

[@akshivgulati2986]

Brother looks like he puts cocaine instead of salt in his food.

[@alargebucket635]

akshiv gulati he scares me more than Collins Key. 😕

[@nine-vi7rw]

I'm surprised that he's 25 cause he legit looks 50.

[@xkokiii_m4rz]

LMAO

[@zorro5401]

@Willie Trombone ikr it sucls

[@DEADisBEAUTIFUL]

I like the part in Bobby’s video where it comes across that maybe, just maybe, it’s cool to be knocking back shots and then getting behind the wheel of a vehicle.

[@picvegita]

I have nothing nice to say about the rich son, but Danny made me laugh and smile so thanks

[@bungafungaoongahunga]

Bobby: I’m a misfit, I’m an intellectual filmmaker Bobby actually: I LIKE FAST CAR ME VROOM VROOM, I LIKE LADY CAUSE ME STRAIGHT

[@r0ry-12-]

Bonnie Swan-Kloos this spoke to my soul

[@kannabear]

Ah yes.

[@Rock-iw7ov]

You're the only person Ive ever heard whos referred to being straight like it's weird or something.

[@SuperNate234]

@@Rock-iw7ov The joke is that it's not weird and it's normal, making him not a misfit.

[@Rock-iw7ov]

@@SuperNate234 ya ik

[@clandestinecoherence]

He’s 23??? He looks 45

[@greenfingernaildirt356]

Cocaine does that to you

[@moonlight-im8ik]

Yeah, i thought he was this kinda old dudes who are trying to look young and cool.

[@charlize6994]

Sally Vee wealth can’t buy you genetics... sooo 🤣

[@cringeweebooo60]

He looks like one of those actors in movies that actually are 40 but act like a teenage boy/girl

[@tomriver1881]

clandestinecoherence he looks hella creepy

[@alexlouis9424]

The "candy" he meant isn't confectioneries. The fact that he placed girls, parties, and "candies" in the same line of thought tells you he meant cocaine.

[@l-lillypad]

ok the fact that danny just put a blurry image of lieutenant commander data on the ad bit to represent his data made my trekkie heart so so so happy

[@lou40786]

Am I the only one wildly uncomfortable with the way he keeps repeating "beautiful girls" when listing his interests

[@amiaeams7522]

Right? Hes says it like they are objects

[@tigerkite9520]

Same, it's so fucking creepy lol

[@kit6165]

Its really weird lmao

[@vyncz7451]

Susan Zeh and he’s a misfit apparently? God this dude is so ass backwards

[@WhaleManMan]

From what I could see in the video, it’s probably the same girl from different angles.

[@goldenpearl1590]

he was too awkward... he tried to make it dramatic or cinematic....but money doesn't buy talent.

[@whoamilol1061]

Maybe he doesn’t have enough to buy talent

[@marktaylor9204]

Golden Pearl I totally agree he sucks!

[@phoenixwhiler943]

It's good editing but the story.....is so confusing

[@applepieAJ]

yeah look at Nick Cannon (had to)🤣

[@poisondamage2182]

@@phoenixwhiler943 nah, editing is bad too. the intro of him walking is the definition of awkward and clunky. also he's a terrible Actor...