I Spent $20,000 Advertising On YouTube And Now Everyone Hates Me

[@jeepersinc]

Nice shirt

[@1SketchyAkechi]

Thanks me too

[@chriss.3740]

it’s tacky.

[@dontcallmemackenzie2400]

XD

[@tsukkisbaka514]

Nice shirt

[@papayianth]

@@chriss.3740 you're tacky

[@katrinatheologitis8929]

I am FURIOUS that i didnt get to experience the blissful confusion of seeing one of these ads

[@subscribetopewdiepie6245]

Trust me, it was the best thing ever to click on a cheerful video and before it starts, a random man spanking himself and crying pops on to ur screen. Gave me nightmares.

[@jennajuice743]

Katrina Theologitis same!

[@james_big_balla3002]

Katrina Theologitis i saw the normal one and was just really fucking confused i didn’t thrill it was actually him

[@LittleLuckyRaindrop]

Same here! I wish I saw them.

[@Citriclivi]

same TWT

[@6unny_l0v34]

i am watching this almost a year later and i just remember thinking “why didnt i get any of these ads:(“ but then i remembered how on youtube i set my age to 456

[@liviahorowitz2225]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@untypical-otrashchannelasi2781]

LOLOLOL

[@ahmadumar9611]

Hahahhahahaahhaha

[@lylaredeker6687]

456 yeet

[@Androidy]

LOL

[@carliholland3765]

The fact that he spent this much money on ads and most of us didn't see them really shows just how much those political advertisers that we see every 5 videos must be paying

[@lauratroy13]

All I ever get are Spotify and tiktok ads

[@prodbymorii2058]

Mike Bloomberg's campaign was 180 million dollars, but not just on KZbin

[@mikeedwards6957]

ProdByMorii digital spending for bloomberg has been around 60 mill so far I believe

[@prodbymorii2058]

@@mikeedwards6957 jesus

[@carliholland3765]

@@prodbymorii2058 holy shit

[@sekousidibe4598]

I think the worst part about this is that the people who didn't know who Danny was will never see this video and just think he's a major weirdo

[@lindsey4178]

That might be the funniest part to me 😂

[@MahouKat]

One could say he is a weirdo - for putting them out there - But he is a wonderful weirdo 🤣

[@magicivy]

To be fair, I already follow Danny and have for a while, and I can safely say that he is, in fact, a weirdo. Though not in a bad way!

[@I1like1wood1ash]

I'm a new subscriber and I actually got his "normal" ads back when he did this. I hate people begging for subscribers so I vowed to never watch his content and avoided him for years even though I watch other channels with overlapping fanbases. Started watching his videos in earnest a couple days ago bc I completely forgot why I was avoiding him. Found this video. Remembered why I was avoiding him. It's very funny to me to know the context now.

[@mercyjune9554]

hahaha i’m glad you know the context now

[@sarah-pw2je]

Some people: “Omg I wish I never saw these ads” Me and the rest of Greg’s: “Ugh I wish I saw this out of context”

[@funnykidsgaming5981]

i wish i got to see it!

[@gyuisthebeom]

Me

[@juliannefost6351]

Exactly lol

[@kylee2458]

I saw Danny spanking another Danny before I seen this.... *It was scary and cool*

[@maxysucksballs]

This is so true

[@djungelskogjamjam4995]

the thicc wizard ad is honestly peak surrealist humor, it deserved to win

[@CravenJM]

@LIU CHEUK YIN CYRUS 6D19 ,😂😂🤣🤣

[@imdraqo5427]

That’s how I found out about Danny 😂

[@theconstantcommenter683]

@@imdraqo5427 well how are u greg

[@DESIREDP0V]

When I saw that ad I died over laughter 😭😭😂😂

[@mr.pugman1238]

Hehe

[@ann-marie6120]

I saw the spanking ad, late at night, and I thought it was a fever dream, and I pushed it out of my mind until this video triggered that memory.

[@lilygleaton3731]

mood

[@TheLastChance4]

SAME

[@lizzieenergy2761]

that’s so funny

[@ElementalLeaf]

Its been FOUR YEARS and this video still lives rent free in my head. Please make it stop.

[@deftxnes]

literally 😭

[@spoonsmcgee]

We need a support group

[@IGOTTRIXUPMYSLEEVE]

UGH SAMEE

[@iderpina]

it’s just too funny

[@Sasuki-ev1zm]

@@spoonsmcgee we are coming

[@maddiecrane8043]

My cousin sent me a screenshot of the spanking ad and was like “ I know you watch weird KZbinrs do you know this guy”

[@RAWRzooted]

Maddie Crane oh my

[@itarfer]

And you had to say "ya" XD

[@litbird452]

Maddie Crane you better have said yes

[@chasew518]

Maddie Crane sure

[@maddiecrane8043]

Chase W don’t you just hate it when people go through the comments and say they aren’t true when they don’t have any proof?

[@RS-bz1et]

I love how danny was like "ah yes I have to make myself increasingly sexy" and decided that the peak of sex appeal was a thicc wizard w/ sunglasses

[@abigailmajor65]

R S Dumbledore

[@grimnott]

@@abigailmajor65 true 😍

[@urquanoverlord2538]

You can use illusion and polymorph magic.

[@littleboyman946]

he’s not wrong though

[@PD-ug5vf]

Wdym decided? That IS what it is.

[@Btgg_333]

I only saw one of these ads once and it was when I fell asleep with auto play on one of these videos, I was half awake and I thought it was a fever dream. It was just so much spanking. Thanks Danny.

[@raizensamson6723]

To be fair, that one is indeed fever dream material

[@ronnie1597]

@@handlebarsxx it's more of a fever nightmare

[@asherschmidt9820]

Omg, I'm so jealous

[@parkerweber2065]

so much spanking

[@maggies9543]

Just imagine being a kid in class and your teacher gets one of his weird ads while trying to show the class an informative video 💀

[@Imgood438]

'Alright guys, today we're gonna be learning about the Easter Risi-' 'YA LIKE GETTING SPANKED LIKE THAT!?!?'

[@dazaisiz]

@@Imgood438 STOP THAT MADE ME CACKLE SM honestly would make the easter rising sm more fun to learn abt

[@Imgood438]

@@dazaisiz Fr like I was so bored that I wrote fanfic between two British soldiers

[@dazaisiz]

@@Imgood438 LOL WHAT THATS MAD

[@WafflesGTVR]

And what's funny is that probably happened 😆

[@daveg.]

I like to imagine the times where teachers bring up a youtube video for their class and got one of these ads.

[@tishaprnucedteasha]

It happened to someone the comments lmao

[@armaan1457]

Bruh bc of coppa now, that probably won’t happen now.

[@SPLARKK]

LMFAOAOOA

[@finn6368]

I want to like this cmt but it's at 666

[@BROJANGSTER]

Armaan Goel I think it’s safe to say COPPA won’t affect KZbin as bad as we were thinking it would

[@GippyHappy]

Literally had ads for 3 days and people are accusing him of “spamming ads all over KZbin” wow

[@Orangecat680]

Meanwhile i get the same damn olive garden add on everything

[@naee1605]

Yet I get TikTok ads everyday on every video I watch

[@supervenom3043]

SAD TIME I saw the ad on A Video and it was the best use of my life

[@spookybaker]

I’d prefer these ads over ads for cars I can’t drive

[@can0cringe]

SAD TIME : As soon as I heard about them in this videos I regretted this past week dang it KZbin ya dunk arse

[@aodihu2074]

The fact I didn't get one of Danny's ads disappoints me more than it should.

[@kojiduh4912]

Same...

[@shilohs5245]

Same

[@abbieevans3845]

Yeah me too

[@Korbol_]

Same. I feel kinda empty :(

[@ariel7800]

Me too

[@Azeahne]

I love how Danny does funny, interesting skits to advertise his sponsors but when it came time to advertise his own channel in an honest way, all he could think to do was describe it the way he would describe it to his elderly great-aunt at Thanksgiving

[@TrueBeelzebub]

“I think I accidentally forgot to make it good” -my mother, when I was birthed

[@onryomusic]

Born*

[@chaoticevil1578]

@@onryomusic *birthed*

[@ani7396]

Me

[@az4535]

Birthed

[@Toadmelon]

*B i r t h e d*

[@GeorgeHarold1]

You should have had an ad that said something about being "Legally Greg"

[@IamMissPronounced]

Im mad he didnt do this

[@markbarakat2829]

GeorgeHarold1 i just commented that lmao

[@GeorgeHarold1]

@@markbarakat2829 Woops. Sorry about that.

[@dustmolecules7895]

GeorgeHarold1 i was thinking the same thing XD

[@isabelleburdge4308]

That makes too much sense

[@blue4308]

DUDE, I was wondering why I suddenly became a thick wizard out of nowhere! Thanks for the explanation Danny.

[@haileylyn6907]

Val IKR I just woke up one day and Boom I’m a thicc wizard

[@littlebear9842]

Yeah it was pretty startling, but I am getting a lot of complements on my new look. And it's perfect for back to school! 🤗😁

[@thisisagoodname3974]

Same! I love being a wizard! XD

[@salmeleons]

my friends are jealous because i am a thicc wizard :c BUT THEY ARENT GREG SO WHO CARES

[@somesnerd9664]

legit these ads are what brought me to the channel, and 5 years later im still subscribed 😭😭

[@JohnDoeLegion]

If you really are one of the 40 or so people who subscribed during that time, you are quite literally one of the most valuable subscribers Danny has. Be proud.

[@somesnerd9664]

@@JohnDoeLegion I'm like a rare collectable

[@caitlinnmaddox]

I have never been more upset to be a mother than I am right now. Those children cost me my chance to see the ads.

[@ItzRayCheesy]

👵

[@sirhenry809]

Don’t let them have access to the internet then. Idk 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[@kittywendyy]

BAAHHSHSJS

[@miamaria7397]

@@sirhenry809 she's not saying her kids were watching them. in the video danny pretends to have his ads not shown to people who have kids

[@Tulinisadumbchicken]

​@@sirhenry809 that is not what she said

[@aleia2561]

Why didn’t I SEE any of these ads? Come ON KZbin this was the one ad I wanted to see!!

[@josephbenitez1747]

Annie Cheng exactly

[@oldcanobeans5559]

SAME HERE!! :(

[@yeeyeebrother4870]

I got one a few days ago and I was confused as friiickk

[@bwnnie]

I saw the one in the thumbnail where he slaps his own ass and I haven’t watch him in a while but I did get the reference but at first I was just so fucking weirded out until I got it

[@buggy997]

Same

[@olivebranch7769]

Me when I didn't see any of Danny's ads: *I'm reviewing my legal options.*

[@Crwfishh]

Fuck.

[@RodeoKemono]

Your options better be legally skilled

[@vivirights7871]

RodeoDani but can you visit the Disney land?

[@kvngallifn9658]

I was them

[@TesKal41]

I saw 1

[@Satanhadapoint]

Danny is so strong because I could not film myself twice. To then edit myself spanking myself, and then rewatch it while editing to make sure it looks right. I’d be scarred for life

[@sarahrochefort5776]

facts because the clips of him filming it were soooo hard to watch I got THE worst second hand embarrassment lol

[@jjjm7322]

Drew: I cannot believe I spent FIFTEEN DOLLARS on the hooked app! Never again! Danny: I got curious so I spent 20,000 dollars on intentionally ineffective advertising. I regret nothing.

[@malorien9291]

Definitely two DIFFERENT people ahaha

[@nisemono2367]

But Drew also spent 2k+ to see Jake Paul so...

[@blue5400]

Danny: I cannot believe I spent FIFTEEN DOLLARS on the hooked app! Never again! Drew: I got curious so I spent 20,000 dollars on intentionally ineffective advertising. I regret nothing.

[@ryanmanuel2365]

@@nisemono2367 no he didn't he got GA tickets, which are about $30 each, so he spent $60 total

[@otto56]

Jungle Cat damn drew is cheap

[@tessbreen8016]

Legally Pumpkin means that people can legally carve out your insides and put lighting in you without getting arrested.

[@margareteverlee6655]

WHAT

[@pixel-8d]

good

[@drkevinwebb8858]

Ah, just what I wanted

[@biglad3941]

no

[@megkrish7568]

I can't tell if ur being serious

[@spookygingersnap8467]

“I don’t really feel comfortable sexualizing women in any of these ads, so I’ll probably be sexualizing myself.” THE HERO WE NEED.

[@phoenix_flame2561]

Seriously.

[@REDDONYXXX]

666 likes really

[@ghost-_-9895]

Spooky Gingersnap yes

[@ghost-_-9895]

Please I’m sorry you had to see this spooky gingersnap

[@mia_elizabeth_48]

I’m your 1000 like!

[@TheRoxBox99]

Imagine, you used to be active on Vine, and you come across multiple vines by this guy and follow him. Vine dies, and you lose all access to those vines outside of compilations. You wonder what happened to this guy you followed for his silly vines... Suddenly when watching KZbin two years later, you get an ad of him spanking himself.

[@andromeda_is_rad]

Jesús that’s super specific

[@Lillysmith12301]

Did this..... Did this happen to you?

[@Kukjunggu]

This looks like it happened to you bruh 😂

[@_g0r3c0r3]

"is this.. is this what hes doing for living now?"

[@dashingheights2863]

I REALLY wish I had seen these ads without context

[@sivanabanana889]

Same😂😂😂

[@Ma-hk5fh]

Trust me you don’t XD

[@wrongkiri1367]

DashingHeights I did XD trust me it was strange I new the channel already so I was just like Danny wtf XD

[@alissawilliams3435]

DashingHeights same

[@marijaannaskutele741]

Same

[@RedPhoon]

I feel kinda offended that I didn’t get any of the ads... *you’re legally a coffee table*

[@TheDomini]

Yay my dream has finally become true, i have finally done it, im a coffee table!!! Thanks dude you are legally a helicopter for making my dream come true

[@zaria3401]

Red-Phoon ads *

[@scratch472]

No u

[@tawdrywastaken]

Red-Phoon ikr

[@kolhurricane7325]

Same

[@savannahwalske1071]

k but imagine being in a classroom as ur teacher trys to play a simple video on math algorithms and one of these ads show

[@lareinabrown]

savannah maye I just ugly laughed

[@shuasday]

Omfg I would laugh my 1 month subscribed wizard ass off

[@kay-jp6px]

OMG YESS

[@XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW]

@@shuasday it's only flat if it's I week subcribe

[@shuasday]

Icky Oh wait lemme fix that

[@skyederman]

The spank ad had me crying. I won’t disclose if that was out of laughter or terror or both.

[@EmiliaWegenek]

I can formally agree

[@youtubehandle91]

Top tier shitposting. Unbelievable how many people god mad at this, absolute comedy gold

[@leann4265]

Guy With 3 Nuts people got mad at this shit? Wtffff😂🙄😂

[@moonieeclipse1634]

@DeprecatingMemes I didn't see any either I guys only a small portion of people got it

[@Kr1sKros]

Danny is way ahead of his time when he posted this

[@T_Lewis]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure God was mad too. /hj

[@Volonid]

@@Kr1sKrosDanny was always ahead of his time

[@ridhimagohiya1662]

I really wish that i had gotten the spanking ad... *I just wanted to be legally pencil sharpener*

[@kimnm7899]

same, 😔👊

[@cole7942]

heart ❤️ been broke 💔 so many times ⏰ i don’t know 🤷‍♀️ what to believe 💭 mama 👩🏾 said it’s my fault 👎🏿 it’s my fault 👎🏿

[@saggynips9584]

coley the cool kid I wear my heart on my sleeeaavvvee

[@cole7942]

Saggy Nips yea❤️😼

[@Angel-eg4ed]

😔😔😔😔👌

[@zekethegeek97]

Im sad that KZbin decided I wasn't worth getting a Danny Gonzalez ad

[@curtisharder7112]

Same.

[@vasimetodieva6571]

Same :(

[@MissMommy0514]

Same.. ;-;

[@Jennifer-bu3lv]

me too 😭

[@firsttimeisawjupiter1031]

True 😐

[@zyqtie]

imagine ur friend dying u look up a cpr tutorial and danny spanking himself just pops up

[@aple05]

crazy

[@bararobberbaron859]

Shoulda had adblocker, that's the truth for pretty much all online activity.

[@samslifeyay7681]

I think honestly the fact that i didn’t get Danny’s ads makes me feel useless

[@samslifeyay7681]

Austin Kilgore nah I am 19

[@SnowyHedgehog727]

Same :(

[@chelseaclinton5993]

Same

[@linkin2363]

i have literally never regret adblock more. that said, idk what google thinks my age is, b/c i put my age in as 18 when i was twelve, which was a long ass time ago

[@niabiii]

never saw it either im pissed

[@gabbiewilson9220]

Imagine being a teacher and trying to show some grammar song but ending up showing Danny spank himself instead

[@EndertheDragon0922]

Sadly due to the targets that wouldn’t happen. What could’ve happened, though, was a student trying to show a video, maybe they uploaded a project, and getting that advert in front of the whole class...

[@Test-vv4ex]

EndertheDragon0922 but if they’re the one who is uploading the video then I highly doubt he would put ads in his video

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

@@EndertheDragon0922 you don't monetize school projects lol

[@EndertheDragon0922]

Lmao you both are right I completely forgot how adverts worked while writing that

[@MarcD627]

@@trickytreyperfected1482Copy right strike

[@upshurs133]

obsessed with the people getting irrationally angry over the ads. those were one of the funniest things i'd seen on youtube at the time

[@Veratheprettiest]

I'd pay serious money just to see them get even MORE danny ads

[@Iera_Thaumaturgy]

@@Veratheprettiest same, I would even quit YT premium just for the Danny ads

[@Snail.Slurpee]

“Piss on his asshole” “DIVORCE!”

[@royalblanket]

@@Iera_Thaumaturgy I'd quit YT premium to get my dignity back

[@peeron6829]

@@royalblanket lol

[@LawOfSlay]

Been part of greg for 6 years..I genuinely can’t believe this was 4 years ago- was one of my favorite videos to rewatch

[@wawawawawa6992]

Omgg twin

[@TheAntiDisneyGod]

I’ve been a Greg for 4 months and I can’t get enough of him(edit) now 6 months and I still love him but I’m not a wizard 😭

[@cookiefrog]

Are you a wizard yet?

[@NoobyWyrm]

Well it's been 5 years now :,D. I've been a Greg for a year and a half now.

[@firstNamelastName-ho6lv]

This video is one of the classics

[@coldpotato9987]

Saw your spanking ad at 2 in the morning and was so surprised that i thought i dreamed it, thank god im legally a pencil sharpener

[@xmm8299]

I saw the thicc one and I was almost sure that someone illegaly used his material, then I clicked it and it led me to his channel, meaning that it had to be his add...On the bright side tho, I am a dirty weasle

[@hellopeoplez8636]

What video were you watching? I wanna go watch that video and see if I get that add

[@Paid2Help]

I missed it!! I'm NOT a legally pencil sharpener!!! Noooooo

[@xmm8299]

@@hellopeoplez8636 The ads are over, his campaign money ran out unfortunaly, and also the video I was watching was something completely random, like I was watching some guitar videos, saw this random video in recommended, and saw the best add ever

[@copbabycombo1311]

I'll use the pencil sharpener to make my dick sharper. it works, trust me.

[@CassTeaElle]

What cracks me up about people coming to the channel to complain about the ads is that within that, like, 2 day period, they must have seen those ads SO many times to feel so inclined to actually come here and yell at him for it. The idea of that just kills me 😂

[@TheUncomfortable]

oh god ... you are right xDD ... that's hillarious

[@sav-]

The Grexsome lol

[@tayem0w0]

The Grexsome lol

[@edak82]

The police still doesn't know that I'm an illegal pumpkin.

[@illegalpumpkin1822]

same

[@Tw0Dots]

...i want to turn you in but im suddenly aroused

[@illegalpumpkin1822]

¡ ! thanks

[@illegalpumpkin1822]

¡ ! but wtf

[@CooperCooper07]

Arrest this man

[@rottenteeth2623]

can confirm, i’ve been subscribed for over a year now. my dumptruck is absolutely massive and i’m the most powerful sorcerer in the land

[@pixelotilz]

Same

[@lukaphoenix1568]

It's hilarious how Danny has tried disguising himself to go undercover for videos several times, but always gets caught almost immediately. But this idea is so ridiculous that people are like, no way that's Danny, it's too weird

[@youtubeuserdan4017]

His face is just so distinguishable.

[@TheGrimbler]

@@youtubeuserdan4017 just steal someone's face, easy

[@vive335]

@@TheGrimbler they still find him 😭

[@disgustof-riley]

His voice gives him away immediately

[@Ivan8]

@@disgustof-riley steal somebody's voice

[@erindunbar9876]

“Take my wife out on a nice vacation” Honestly sometimes I forget he’s not 18

[@adleyjoseph1384]

@@YoungAlienBoy Why please explain

[@lpskodiakproductions]

@@YoungAlienBoy why

[@luzie7270]

I swear he looks so young

[@Korbol_]

@luzie72 ikr

[@hope-eg2pk]

@@adleyjoseph1384 so that he gets views :/

[@Roma-kp4qg]

"I don't feel comfortable sexualizing women in the ads so I will be sexualizing myself." What a legend

[@tori1431]

Sassy-in-glasses yes!

[@jeeseninala]

Not every hero wears a cape

[@colleenmcintyre8509]

This gave me so much hope

[@kialautnerlovelautne]

Bruh y'all really be giving boys credit for the bare minimum of being a good person😂

[@jeeseninala]

@@kialautnerlovelautne Hes joking dipshit

[@mecha03]

I remember these ads. If I remember correctly, one of them was the reason I finally subscribed to YT Premium.

[@MaxxPwrrr]

😂

[@emmah.1627]

Wait how did I not see these ads like I literally spend half my life on KZbin what the hell

[@wolfehneko6136]

I know right?

[@kaydineg3686]

right? i haven’t seen any of them lol

[@frederich1671]

KZbin must think you're a mom

[@sethk6146]

Same

[@socracklikegg]

Lmao this is me

[@drob4812]

I would like to see Danny make this ad thing again. Just imagine a teacher presenting an educational KZbin video on zoom and an ad of a man being spanked by his clone starts playing!

[@fanglingthegreat]

I second this

[@s29nv1sr1]

I think someone commented on this exact video that this scenario happened in their class. Also, for what it's worth, I would like to see the return of Danny Gonzalez Badads.

[@drob4812]

@@s29nv1sr1 haven't read any of the comments yet but I would love to see the badads again

[@fromthethirdplanet]

Omg yes lol

[@dindjarin1023]

@HELLO THERE General kenobi

[@lindsaysassaman1230]

“ I don’t really feel comfortable sexually women in any of these ads so I’ll probably be sexualizing myself” -Danny Gonzalez for world peace

[@PeeperSnail]

Danny drinks respect women juice every morning

[@KallieMae]

This part was the only part that actually made me laugh out loud 😂😂 cracked me up

[@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole]

BOB THE BUILDER this is what equality looks like

[@ommzi6428]

B e a u t i f u l

[@julietthompson9163]

Danny is a bigger feminist than I am

[@nomnom3364]

I just realized whenever Danny wants people to know he's behind something they don't think he's behind it, and when he doesn't want people to know they know

[@Bruh-ob9mi]

“I think I accidentally forgot to make it good.” My parents when I was born.

[@egg_lover7725]

This made me nose exhale

[@BwooHuraca]

Would it make you feel better if it was actually the sex they forgot to make good?

[@Bruh-ob9mi]

BwooHuraca perhaps

[@shutupberdly]

Mood

[@Strelitzeia]

This comment make me legally relatable

[@Bonklyboi]

I'm worried about that person who called you a pale ape.

[@AtlasMoth96]

I laughed so hard

[@Bonklyboi]

@@pringles3254 XD OMG

[@anissueofskill]

i think someone need s to check on him see how hes doing

[@Bonklyboi]

@@anissueofskill LMAO!!!

[@lookatlifestudios]

@@moraine_view ppap

[@krisdoesart9643]

The thicc wizard ad actually performed better than the average KZbin ad, the average CTR is 0.33% Which makes sense, since when was the last time anyone watching actually clicked on a KZbin ad

[@Abi-tm1fj]

I didn’t even know you could do that😬

[@phitsf5475]

@@Abi-tm1fj Same

[@drkfyres3745]

Me, but on accident every time lol

[@sofiipote7]

I sometimes click on ads on my cellphone by accident. That's probably the case with most of the clicks on youtube ads

[@megkrish7568]

Ya I just can't wait to click skip ad

[@heyitsahuva]

"I don't feel comfortable sexualizing women." brought tears to my eyes bc oh how I wish more people were like this.

[@Jagger-Tyr_13]

Right? I love Danny

[@Ryan-wx1bi]

Lots of women do a pretty good job of doing it themselves

[@An_actual_mothh]

@@Ryan-wx1bi no, women do what makes them happy. gross people like you assume it's for you and sexualize them. women are people, ryan.

[@Ryan-wx1bi]

@@An_actual_mothh if I post a nude photo of myself online, what kind of attention would I be expecting or asking for? If I made an onlyfans, what attention would I be seeking? Get out of here with that gaslighting argument that somehow that makes me think women aren't people. Your general grandstanding moral high ground BS arguments don't work anymore.

[@Krishna-yn3ct]

@@Ryan-wx1bi Ryan doesn't know what consent means

[@jaimeleschats5543]

the smile on spanker danny's face is terrifying.

[@rosalinekeith8303]

Not as scary as the new nutcracker Danny

[@neophantomm]

@@rosalinekeith8303 i am yet to recover from that

[@amjustawierdo6994]

Moi aussi jaime bien les chats

[@kayleymps]

it's in my nightmares lmao

[@I_the_Taco]

😃😃😃😃

[@ill_luck]

Can you run the ads again. Didn’t get a single one and my life is ruined

[@caitlingoofin1933]

Plant Gang ME TOO IM SO DEPRESSED NOW 🥺🥺🥺

[@janicegrailmer912]

I rly wish I had gotten them (before this vid came out so that I would be more confused)

[@emmarodriguez970]

I actually got one 🤪😂😂

[@d3ltadr3ams67]

Same! My brother was telling me about how he got one and then I didn’t get one at all :(

[@MayraBlueNote14]

Dude at times like these, I wish I didn't pay for KZbin premium. I would have loved to see these ads before the video went up 😭😭

[@klimpaloon9068]

You became the very thing you swore to destroy.

[@Legalisenuclearclams]

He's just figuring out how to destroy them first

[@klimpaloon9068]

True.

[@pamesy-jatterson7352]

Step 1) Invade and discover the enemies secrets

[@GraceSerenityK]

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO THE MEMES!

[@lesnail7769]

Dragon on Toast If you can’t beat em, join em

[@saranyaghosh2003]

It's been 4 years and I still can't stop rewatching this. It lives in my mind rent-free😭😭😭

[@not-so-happypappypatton]

fun fact: I ended up getting the spanking ad before Drew’s video and was so confused and traumatised and never spoke about it (I was not subbed yet). I watched this video, like, a year ago and the horror resurfaced. I have finally (kind of) healed from this insanity and am now saying something: wtf, Danny.

[@not-so-happypappypatton]

this was also the first video of Danny I’ve ever watched lmao

[@jahwhsbhs]

@@Ade-ing WHAT 😭

[@guarddoggo]

@@Ade-ing samee

[@picklecheese]

What spanking ad??

[@steph712]

@@picklecheese you didn't watch the video to the end?!?!?!?!?!

[@drewisgooden]

Been scubscribed for 2 years why aren’t I am a wizard yet?? 😤

[@rchi12461]

This comment needs more likes

[@nosakji2988]

Because u didn’t help the spanked boy😂

[@davesmith4646]

You are one, you just don’t have any wizard powers

[@Astarust]

Idk Danny

[@xanderpoo8417]

Hi danny

[@scatterquest]

Out of curiosity, I googled "Legality of a pumpkin" to see if there was any laws about becoming a pumpkin, and apparently one year during a burn ban in Texas you could face either a *1000* dollar fine or *180 DAYS* in jail for lighting a jack-o-lantern. Does this make me legally skilled?

[@lionelyin394]

Now it’s at 1 like, let’s see how long before it blows up

[@spamtongspamton9900]

halloween is against the law

[@chaddionne2605]

You're an amazing being. LMAO

[@Minceraft69]

Free meals for half a year for lighting a pumpkin? Epic

[@Agent_chees]

Well yeah

[@overcokeddrivethrew9710]

15:48 it's been 5 years Danny.. I'll never forget.. never..

[@rihabelsafdi9361]

I saw your spanking ad but I didn’t even question it. The hell is wrong with me?

[@yoonbooty7458]

"Nothing to see here,just Danny spanking Danny's ass.Pretty normal"

[@rihabelsafdi9361]

yoonbooty OMG!! I laughed way too hard at this🤣🤣🤣

[@lailahmeness9179]

The real question is what the hell is wrong with danny that you didnt question him

[@talia8614]

This is one of the funniest things to me 🤣

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

Maybe you are truly, truly Greg.

[@louloubell4015]

Um I didn’t get any of these ads but at least I’m legally a pencil sharpener

[@sarah_e124]

yeah im so happy to be a legal pencil sharpener 😄

[@ellabarnard3453]

are you a pencil sharpener speaker tho 👀

[@youdroppedsomething4334]

Same... probably because I’m 89 on this account. Whoops

[@mimey9659]

But are you legally skilled tho

[@rainbowisnotemo]

sameeee

[@EE-si4np]

Before I knew who Danny was- I saw the spanking ad, and felt terrified as hell.

[@duck508]

Good

[@chrysalism7375]

SAME LOL I WAS SO SHOOK

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

lucky

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

Please tell us you scubscribed

[@EE-si4np]

@@ezelfrancisco1349 oh hell yeah I did. Quality content.

[@arrow9904]

16:10 Danny’s fans used to trust him, and think he’d never trick us. Now if we saw these ads, we’d know in a HEARTBEAT he was up to something

[@dementorsfirstkiss7289]

Macciavellianism 💯🐈🐈🐈

[@amariboxill9033]

Danny used 50% of his wardrobe in this video

[@jarvis]

Life would be so much easier if I were only a gourd

[@outshines5950]

Jarvis Johnson yes. yes Jarvis.

[@tayster0911]

You should do a video with danny

[@tareka8488]

Yes

[@esmeroxy2468]

OMG MY TWO FAVORITE KZbinRS

[@Jasmine-hp8bm]

Jarvis! 😂😂

[@SophieFoster]

Actually really sad I didn't get any of these adverts

[@isla53]

Sophie Foster same

[@ashylan]

Same 😂

[@gotanygrapes1443]

Same

[@kaixfml4199]

Same..😔

[@whatspoppin3821]

same 😞

[@hyph3nat3d]

Can we address the fact that people wished Danny to die and they cyber bullied him but he smiled while talking about it? Someone check in on Danny dude, that actually really hurt to hear

[@MystyRelatable]

he definitely didn’t care about it

[@hyph3nat3d]

@@MystyRelatable it’s still morally wrong, and who knows, it could’ve affected him. It’s important to say when these things happen, so even if it didn’t affect him, it can still affect in general.

[@frankisnot1148]

I'm surprised only a few people pointed this out. It's genuinely pretty disturbing to see people act this violently over an ad.

[@Kr1sKros]

telling someone to sewer side because of some add is so chronically online

[@heyyasii]

ong. 😕

[@daniel-sp2lm]

i think I didn't see the ads because Google thinks I was born in 1855

[@navif4430]

Dan 😂

[@fltchr7]

Same

[@stringcheese1882]

😂😂

[@cait9399]

A common problem

[@daniel-sp2lm]

@@cait9399 hate when that happens 🙄

[@0range407]

i got the spanking one at 4am when i was listening to depressing music.. really threw me for a loop

[@Ella-px1xw]

😂😂😂

[@eddie-roo]

@@lordreorranix817 Depressing music makes you feel understanded an stimulate your empathy or something like that

[@mrprettycheeze]

@@lordreorranix817 because they exist and people like them???

[@emilyryan4026]

No one needs that

[@SuperNuclearUnicorn]

Hello name friend

[@guacaMolly3997]

Whenever you mention a wife, I always think you're 16 even though you're prolly 25 lol

[@corn1261]

Pretty sure hes 22

[@kingsuana]

Revert Rumor - looked it up and he was born in 1994, hes 25 (:

[@alyssa-rs3sf]

@@corn1261 he's 25

[@guacaMolly3997]

@@kingsuana lol i just guessed

[@corn1261]

I guessed he looks 22

[@Slinky_0wlet]

It’s so messed up people actually tell kind people like you to die. Then they support people who are messed up individuals. Love ya Danny! 🫶🏽

[@garf_luvr]

“ *That’s definitely a valid question, I don’t have cakes nearly this fat in real life* “ -Danny Gonzalez 2k19

[@garf_luvr]

Thanks for the likes guys, I didn’t want to ruin the comment to say this by editing it, but uh thanks have a great day you gorgeous Gregs

[@_kikizaman_]

@@garf_luvr thank you dearly for not ruining the comment by editing it. I absolutely hate it when people say “MoM iM fAmOuS”, it makes me wanna punch my screen or punch myself. So even though you did say thanks for likes, your acknowledgment that editing a comment and thanking for likes is absolute trash makes me very happy. Have a great day Greg🙃 Edit: (yes I’m editing my comment, kinda ironic within the context) but I just realized your comment is 3 years old. Whoops. Well, better late than never.

[@s1kawais]

@@_kikizaman_ Edited comments are the worst 😤

[@delideli6542]

wait so his videos aren’t all just him spanking himself and calling me a filthy weasel? then who have i been watching?

[@user-ym7eh8pi5i]

You've been watching drew gooden

[@user-ym7eh8pi5i]

@@MSoundous no kurtis is his child

[@Reaper_Styxx]

@ziyan shanavas but they're the same person??

[@user-ym7eh8pi5i]

@@Reaper_Styxx umm himself cloned. That's why there are two

[@Reaper_Styxx]

@@user-ym7eh8pi5i but..there aren’t two. They’re just the same person.

[@ninjakiwi2542]

I saw the spanking one, already knowing him, and thought he was having a full on breakdown

[@obamacumjar]

SAME

[@syra1541]

omg loll

[@hj8970]

He is

[@ChiTownSports312]

Same here

[@benn0918]

honestly, that's probably what i would've thought

[@maoschanz4665]

i think unchecking "parents" (and people over 34) in the campaign parameters was a mistake, because you removed very young kids watching on their parents' phone from your target

[@cerisemin]

Huh, that explains a lot. I've been wondering why I've been getting thicker, I started wearing robes and pointy hat's and started doubt magic and floating around my house

[@cash2717]

Cerise Min i wanted to like this but it’s at 420 i cant

[@cash2717]

Cerise Min well now it’s 421 so nvm

[@demoney5897]

Cerise Min omg u too?!

[@dennisrussell8018]

You’re legally Greg

[@gracebrutzman04]

Cerise Min damn same

[@cherryblxssxm6456]

i’m pissed i didn’t get an ad from you. i would’ve had a seizure from laughing so hard jesus.

[@purplecatloverrandompizza]

I got one

[@cherryblxssxm6456]

purplecatlover1825 randompizza lucky lmaoo i want one😂

[@AlliciaSidarta]

6:56 You fool. Do you realize what you've done? You've given us the power to edit that any way we choose

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

Please do

[@xcysix2681]

Well sh*t

[@Efox69]

Ooooo yasss

[@myfashionpoint]

Yes

[@chiicolate7056]

I’m the 699 like... nice

[@josephinnian]

i remember getting one of these ads and being so confused but i subscribed anyway and now i'm subscribed on two accounts lol so the ads worked and they were absolutely not annoying enough to warrant such hateful comments

[@zakkeith1508]

If you watch through this entire video you are legally an ad

[@gr00vy10]

Finna get there

[@furqanxahmed]

😂😂

[@SMITHAJT]

I'm a boy I'm a girl I'm an Apache helecopter im an ad

[@v_o_o_d_o_o_7932]

@@parflubius4455 then you're legally a commercial

[@eternalscreaming7250]

ρнαи_σf_втѕ_&_5ѕσѕ, what about three times...?

[@andromedadeglow]

"If you subscribed to the good boy you are legally a pencil sharpener" that's what I've always wanted to be

[@ValorantVaultYT]

Therapist: Spanking Danny Gonzalez ads aren't real don't worry Spanking Danny Gonzalez ads:

[@samyen3210]

😂😂

[@seangruner1023]

Samy EN 🤡🤡🤡

[@seangruner1023]

unspoken ivy 🤡🤡🤡

[@ravioliking5246]

Codename bizza r/youngkidsKZbin

[@OwenKufta]

J Og you can’t link subreddits outside of reddit

[@camicrossman4655]

The irony of someone with a "I am depressed" anime profile picture and the username "Bruh Momento" calling him a dumb ass is really making me laugh.

[@HorrificallyChloe]

Danny paid $20,000 to get bullied on the internet

[@mia-ht8fh]

Dr.Dan*

[@HorrificallyChloe]

@@mia-ht8fh *Drew Gooden

[@autismduo3852]

Daddy*

[@mayumigarcia9445]

Chloe Kanoho lmfao truuuu ajsksksksksk

[@pamemg9405]

mad respect

[@crustythetuba3958]

I appreciate that Danny's progression of sexy ended with a wizard.

[@masonmcgregor7997]

Crusty The Tuba lmao

[@h3h3humor84]

Not just any wizard... a *Thicc Wizard

[@aaha97]

it was legally approved by Melisandre, what are you talking about?

[@Occultist_Anonymous]

Wizards are the peak of attractiveness yes

[@cheyanne510]

These ads were the reason I found your channel. It worked.

[@karolkozakiewicz23]

Nice..

[@ShahAlam-zh5ko]

nice

[@crazystar9646]

Success

[@zhivtkuqe1345]

Nice

[@ObitoUchihaisgay]

The good one or the weird ones?

[@lgeefsd]

cant wait for danny's son to discover this when he grows up

[@mariellejae]

me & my sister watches youtube us: *sees danny’s ad* me: “hey i love watching danny” ad: *danny slapping his own butt* my sister: “uhm ok then...”

[@tapy4079]

Marielle Jae My voice cracked when I was laughing reading your comment 😂💀

[@sirapple589]

*sigh* Unzips

[@MusicLover333]

Lmfao

[@LadyLys]

I’m literally always on KZbin and I didn’t see a single of your ads, I feel ripped off lmfao

[@notavailable1174]

Ruby Nyx same

[@Zarai_Numbers]

Same!

[@Changoodie]

I'm pissed

[@raindoesntexist99]

Me too. like why am I just now finding out that father has created ads?

[@audrey1anne]

I saw them all lol

[@hnanetoo]

“ i will be sexualizing myself “ - Danny Gonzalez 2019

[@oneworldtradecenter3180]

I can't believe he really said that

[@davidfletcher325]

I still can’t believe that I got the spanking one and well just wow

[@ThatBoiOnLaythe]

We once tried taking a panorama photo with my mom, but i ran away at the wrong time and it looks like im running away from myself. Its still one of my favourite images in the world.

[@Shed_is_Gaming]

1.3 million people saw those ads and somehow i didn't

[@plxdex400]

Same and I was around when this was released

[@mitroviic]

same :c

[@btonyh5878]

I'm so sad

[@noamont9936]

I saw the spanking one

[@mitroviic]

@@noamont9936 it sounds weird but i wish i was you at that moment 😂

[@alistarrgalaxson5198]

I'm lowkey offended because people who didn't want and hated Danny's ads saw them a ton. Meanwhile me, an actual subscriber and fan, saw them none😭😭

[@smileysana3722]

Alistarr Galaxson yeah I saw nothing 😔

[@dalgaaard_]

Alistarr Galaxson sameee

[@andrlynelperal1965]

I didint even know he had ads and im sad I wish I would have seen it

[@crazyfangirl5299]

Sameee...wish I had see them :(

[@autumn950]

Alistarr Galaxson i saw one

[@I1like1wood1ash]

I actually got the "normal" ad for the channel long before I knew anything about Danny, and i automatically find any channel that advertises themselves so offputting that I avoided Danny for years, despite being a huge Drew Gooden fan. I literally thought he was a Gooden knockoff with how much people mentioned them being similar + the ad I saw. Now, I find this video, and learn it was all an experiment, and his videos are actually good lol. To think I would have subbed so much earlier if I had not seen that ad... To make things worse/funnier, i ABSOLUTELY would have checked the channel out if I saw the wizard ad. It's just the right level of absurd that it comes off like a parody rather than a sincere crazy advert and i absolutely would have subbed on the spot.

[@TC-ku4vv]

I put off watching Drew because I thought he was a Danny knockoff 😅 But they're actually very different to me now