Billy Connolly - Sewer Maintenance Joke - Hand Picked by Billy 1982

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Billy Connolly

Billy Connolly

2 жыл бұрын

Here’s a story about a Glasgow City worker called Aloysius McGumpher!
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@RobertFairhead
@RobertFairhead 11 ай бұрын
I saw this skit on TV in Sydney in 1985 and cried tears of laughter. And then, in the late '80s, I went on a Victorian Sewer Tour in Brighton, England, and shared the skit with my fellow sewer tourists ... AFTER we'd done the tour!
@laurenceegan6136
@laurenceegan6136 2 жыл бұрын
I recall Billy reminding us on quite a few occasions that he never tells jokes - only stories. Now that itself is a tall tale...Aloysius McGlumpher! 😄
@zerg9523
@zerg9523 2 жыл бұрын
_”They made me feel about as welcome as a fart in a space suit”_ - The Big Yin
@marmyafia6307
@marmyafia6307 2 жыл бұрын
Such a nice man. He may be less able to do the live shows these days but what a legacy he's left for us all! A comedy genius - and those words are bandied around far too easily these days. A true master of his craft.
@OffGridInvestor
@OffGridInvestor 2 жыл бұрын
I think he officially retired from comedy like 6 months ago
@ajayredonkulus6628
@ajayredonkulus6628 2 жыл бұрын
I was privileged to see him on his last tour and honestly it was hard to see Billy like that but you soon forget and he really is still the same man. Stood without support for nearly 2 hours, no intermission and absolutely knocked it out of the park. Belfast made him know he was loved.
@zerg9523
@zerg9523 2 жыл бұрын
@@ajayredonkulus6628 - High horse tour?
@ajayredonkulus6628
@ajayredonkulus6628 2 жыл бұрын
@@zerg9523 It was indeed. Cracking seats, if I'd been so inclined I could have spat on the man I was so close. Absolute delight honestly didn't think I'd get to in my lifetime. Saw Dolly Parton that year too. What a year.
@SuzyQ334
@SuzyQ334 2 жыл бұрын
Billy Connolly is one of the funniest comedians the UK has ever produced. Stay with us Billy. We love you. xxx
@stuartbaxter9682
@stuartbaxter9682 2 жыл бұрын
Not only the funniest comedian Scotland, has ever produced, but the funniest the world has produced. (Well done Glasgow).
@bobmarleystoe
@bobmarleystoe 2 жыл бұрын
yes the greatest the world has ever known.
@andygalloway461
@andygalloway461 2 жыл бұрын
Other comedians have often said that they couldn't believe that every night he went onstage without any script or preparation and every night was a different show, he really did just make it up as he went along
@crazydavec3861
@crazydavec3861 2 жыл бұрын
I knew a guy who worked in the sewer, he didn't enjoy his job very much... he used to turn up for work each day and just go through the motions! 😁
@alanjones5786
@alanjones5786 2 жыл бұрын
Same as swimming in the Mersey before sewage treatment.
@These4walls05
@These4walls05 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@crazydavec3861
@crazydavec3861 2 жыл бұрын
@@alanjones5786 - They're what's known as Mersey Salmon ;) ... I do actually live a short walk from the edge of the Mersey!
@joandar1
@joandar1 2 жыл бұрын
CrazyDave C, Have you ever thought about being in comedy as a career as your comment is efing brilliant as well as subtle. John, Australia.
@priscillaroberts7945
@priscillaroberts7945 2 жыл бұрын
@@alanjones5786 like now you mean? Who'd have thunk it?
@magnuswalker7957
@magnuswalker7957 2 жыл бұрын
My friend who was a sewage engineer had a patch badge on his overalls, it read, "Dont swim in the lumpy water".
@eamonnc9525
@eamonnc9525 2 жыл бұрын
I've seen him live twice. My ribs are still recovering. Genius.
@1998TDM
@1998TDM 2 жыл бұрын
You too? I saw him with my restaurant crew many years ago, we couldn't open for lunch the next day.
@SuperMikado282
@SuperMikado282 2 жыл бұрын
What did he do?🤣
@zootzallures7044
@zootzallures7044 2 жыл бұрын
As a sewer worker for 35 years ,I find there is a lot of truth here
@deborahwatson5159
@deborahwatson5159 2 жыл бұрын
Love You Big Yin, take care and Keep Safe, XXXX Keep Safe Everyone
@rogerpedersen5036
@rogerpedersen5036 2 жыл бұрын
I still have pain of laughing. Live long and healthy Billy, we all love you
@sherimacmahon3075
@sherimacmahon3075 2 жыл бұрын
Billy.. My favourite human being. Funny, clever, talented, and being the best we can be as a human.
@annismith8575
@annismith8575 2 жыл бұрын
A legend in his lifetime - long may he reign!
@whitesapphire5865
@whitesapphire5865 2 жыл бұрын
Just imagine the delights to behold on Boxing Day morning!
@edsalinas9996
@edsalinas9996 2 жыл бұрын
Ba doom Cha!
@robertmcdonald1195
@robertmcdonald1195 2 жыл бұрын
tears running down my face with laughter.:)
@billyb23
@billyb23 2 жыл бұрын
Always a great way to start the day
@2042mark
@2042mark 2 жыл бұрын
I had the good fortune of going to his show in Adelaide at the Festival Theatre I parked my car and got in the lift with my wife and got out at the wrong level at the back of the Hyatt hotel to run into THE BIG YIN on his way to the show, I yelled out to him and spoke briefly saying my mum was Glaswegian and grew up in the Same tenement buildings he did. He gave me his autograph and said I’ll see you at the show and shook my hand. My wife and I were very impressed he was humble polite and happy to spend a couple of minutes talking to a fan he was a gentleman. Still have his autograph in a frame at home.
@aanunkitch2426
@aanunkitch2426 2 жыл бұрын
Not just a "funny bones" comedian but truly a legendary story teller . You get sore cheeks just loving the man. ( No jokes please )
@djgovan4422
@djgovan4422 2 жыл бұрын
Never gets old ...just like potatoes of the night.
@user-kl7xw4xs6f
@user-kl7xw4xs6f 5 ай бұрын
What a fantastic person
@tonig8348
@tonig8348 2 жыл бұрын
Funniest man in the world 🤣
@louisecrouch7724
@louisecrouch7724 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@bradstephens4268
@bradstephens4268 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for uploading this, I've been trying to find this one for years
@MarkStabler
@MarkStabler 2 жыл бұрын
Fantastic :D absolutely brilliant
@languagetruthandlogic3556
@languagetruthandlogic3556 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!
@jonathanmowat8576
@jonathanmowat8576 2 жыл бұрын
Class! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@christrudell7966
@christrudell7966 2 жыл бұрын
Cool joke. Note: Is it just me or does he look like a young Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull?
@TonyWhite22351
@TonyWhite22351 2 жыл бұрын
It’s the way that you tell ‘em !
@jgruen1066
@jgruen1066 2 жыл бұрын
Fantastic humorist!
@scottishalwaysdixie1638
@scottishalwaysdixie1638 Жыл бұрын
Billy u mite laugh at this # Your Simply the best ? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 forever big yin Glaswegian Legend
@Eowyn3Pride
@Eowyn3Pride 2 жыл бұрын
Gosh! He's so handsome there!🥰❤😍
@markneedham8726
@markneedham8726 2 жыл бұрын
'n we're still pissing in their Bovril...! You are a Good Man, Bill Connolly.
@lindastanley229
@lindastanley229 2 жыл бұрын
Love Billy loads
@mikeminno5956
@mikeminno5956 2 жыл бұрын
Who is Billy Loads!
@lindastanley229
@lindastanley229 2 жыл бұрын
@@mikeminno5956 very funny
@garethcouhig6055
@garethcouhig6055 2 жыл бұрын
The best
@petelarosa282
@petelarosa282 2 жыл бұрын
God loves you.
@bobmarleystoe
@bobmarleystoe 2 жыл бұрын
hes retired now and he deserves to be
@samday6621
@samday6621 2 жыл бұрын
Really Billy that’s quite silly though I nearly laughed till teary.
@hookywookywithmalarkyman704
@hookywookywithmalarkyman704 2 жыл бұрын
Nice try mate !
@david5263
@david5263 2 жыл бұрын
👏👏
@harleyrobertson6746
@harleyrobertson6746 2 жыл бұрын
The end of the video 😂😂😂
@jonss1948
@jonss1948 2 жыл бұрын
I had to give up my job at the sewage plant. Felt like I was just going through the motions every day.
@icedragon9988
@icedragon9988 2 жыл бұрын
The job was fine,but the pay was shitty.
@bradstephens4268
@bradstephens4268 2 жыл бұрын
As long as you weren't swimming in the lumpy water
@jonss1948
@jonss1948 2 жыл бұрын
@@bradstephens4268 I could have been swimming, undeterred.
@bradstephens4268
@bradstephens4268 2 жыл бұрын
@@jonss1948 just a bit more smell
@SuperMikado282
@SuperMikado282 2 жыл бұрын
A good jobbie then.
@EddieGaster
@EddieGaster 2 жыл бұрын
The song the guy was singing is 'Sugar Time' by The McGuire Sisters and Perry Como.
@stephenguppy7882
@stephenguppy7882 Жыл бұрын
Much better known in the UK by the fabulous Alma Cogan. Better version, too.
@forbeshutton5487
@forbeshutton5487 2 жыл бұрын
In the whole history of mankind, there is not a single person that could have guessed that punchline.
@jmckendry84
@jmckendry84 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sure at least one person could have guessed.
@paulnutter1713
@paulnutter1713 2 жыл бұрын
been searching for a version of this joke for years, wonder who told it originally
@zingystardust4082
@zingystardust4082 2 жыл бұрын
You hardly ever hear use of the word jobbie nowadays. Sad to see it's decline, combined with the word wheecha it can reduce any Scottish person to a giggling wreck.
@biggic2004
@biggic2004 2 жыл бұрын
Not only Scottish. 😉
@rowgli
@rowgli 2 жыл бұрын
What's a wheecha?
@zingystardust4082
@zingystardust4082 2 жыл бұрын
@@rowgli Something that goes wheech! It is actually in the dictionary. If you like Billy Connolly check out the jobbie wheecha, customarily fitted in airplane toilets, they just wheech your jobbie away.
@jazzman1626
@jazzman1626 2 жыл бұрын
@@rowgli A wheech is a swift movement of something. It’s not pronounced like “peach,” it is pronounced like the ch is in the word “Loch”. Wheech!
@petowilson548
@petowilson548 Жыл бұрын
my kind of man so overcoming strong and very good looking come and get me william
@striverfor7628
@striverfor7628 2 жыл бұрын
Omg, the punchline
@lunn77
@lunn77 2 жыл бұрын
🤣😂
@iwbarke
@iwbarke 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing seems to makes us laugh as much as a turd joke! 👍
@SuperMikado282
@SuperMikado282 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, and farts as well.
@iwbarke
@iwbarke 2 жыл бұрын
@@SuperMikado282 Of course, but not always as much substance .......
@SuperMikado282
@SuperMikado282 2 жыл бұрын
@@iwbarke Hahaha, yes . A lot of hot air.
@pauljordan4452
@pauljordan4452 Жыл бұрын
@@SuperMikado282 Farts are as I say the world's oldest form of humour.
@SuperMikado282
@SuperMikado282 Жыл бұрын
@@pauljordan4452 Exactly, and long may that remain the case.
@susanbode239
@susanbode239 2 жыл бұрын
😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@sallysmith9733
@sallysmith9733 2 жыл бұрын
Where
@davec8730
@davec8730 2 жыл бұрын
YUP!
@guywhoistooparanoidtousere3758
@guywhoistooparanoidtousere3758 2 жыл бұрын
I can't make out the punchline because of his accent! 'My sandwich is tied there'? I know how good he is, I want to get it so bad!
@pauljordan4452
@pauljordan4452 Жыл бұрын
The joke is that the sewage worker's wife's shit has the sandwiches attached to it.
@zennow5073
@zennow5073 2 жыл бұрын
To you, its nasty work, but its his bread and butter.
@stephenirons1892
@stephenirons1892 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha
@dalemcmenamin4864
@dalemcmenamin4864 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for translation!
@susananderson9619
@susananderson9619 Жыл бұрын
Can the Scotts understand my East coast American accent? I have a tough time understanding everything this comic genius says
@jonathanmowat8576
@jonathanmowat8576 5 ай бұрын
Easily! My missus is from Berkshire County, Western Massachusetts and I'm from Glasgow. Been together now since 2001. 👍💯😎🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
@edsalinas9996
@edsalinas9996 2 жыл бұрын
I've heard plenty of gross jokes like that (In which I like to tell), and that's a new one.
@Welshwarrior85
@Welshwarrior85 2 жыл бұрын
One always been a bit confused why there was sawdust in the butchers Jobby? 🤨
@gp85hkg
@gp85hkg 2 жыл бұрын
You've never seen the floor of a butchers' shop..?
@Welshwarrior85
@Welshwarrior85 2 жыл бұрын
@@gp85hkg no 🤨
@jazzman1626
@jazzman1626 2 жыл бұрын
In the 1960s, all butcher’s shops had sawdust on the floor to help absorb liquid like blood, making it easier to clean. The jannies (janitors) in the schools used sawdust for when kids had been sick.
@Welshwarrior85
@Welshwarrior85 2 жыл бұрын
@@jazzman1626 thank you 🙂👍
@sheerluckholmes5468
@sheerluckholmes5468 2 жыл бұрын
@@jazzman1626 It was the same in many other establishments as well, they used to sprinkle damp sawdust on the floor and when they swept the floor the dust used to stick to the damp sawdust thereby not clouds of dust and it was easier to scoop in the dust pan.
@sallysmith9733
@sallysmith9733 2 жыл бұрын
Will.
@sallysmith9733
@sallysmith9733 2 жыл бұрын
Well?
@claymcdermott718
@claymcdermott718 Жыл бұрын
man
@peterfitzpatrick7032
@peterfitzpatrick7032 2 жыл бұрын
Peanut butter sambos no doubt... 😏
@sallysmith9733
@sallysmith9733 2 жыл бұрын
While
@paulhatcher8450
@paulhatcher8450 2 жыл бұрын
Only Billy could make a joke out of poop 💩
@timl.b.2095
@timl.b.2095 Жыл бұрын
I can't hear him.
@seanbrassil2936
@seanbrassil2936 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it?
@markcarey8426
@markcarey8426 2 жыл бұрын
No, nor do I.
@top40researcher20
@top40researcher20 2 жыл бұрын
@@markcarey8426 she ate billys lunch that he forgot to take
@markcarey8426
@markcarey8426 2 жыл бұрын
@@top40researcher20 Oic. Thanks v much.
@trishstyles6514
@trishstyles6514 2 жыл бұрын
What he meant was, his wife was sending the guy's lunch to him, she tied his sandwiches to her jobbie and sent it all down the toilet so he could retrieve it out of the sewer for his lunch.
@markcarey8426
@markcarey8426 2 жыл бұрын
@@trishstyles6514 Oh, OK. Now it makes more sense. But, alas, too late to laugh. Thanks though.
@gp85hkg
@gp85hkg 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, look...10 people don't know shit (".)
@deusvult8251
@deusvult8251 9 ай бұрын
Is he saying the wife literally flushed his sandwiches down along with her poo or did she eat them
@vanpenguin22
@vanpenguin22 2 жыл бұрын
Instant total regret upon delivery of the punchline. 🤮🤢
@johnohara54
@johnohara54 2 жыл бұрын
Couldn’t understand a fuc$&* thing he said.
@markmark5269
@markmark5269 2 жыл бұрын
Oi, ya see that jobby coming around the corner? That belongs to Mr Wilfred on Smith st, he's gay you know? That's amazing, how do you know that? Ya see it's got dents in the end of it ....
@gedhuffadine1873
@gedhuffadine1873 2 жыл бұрын
Totally unfunny
@flappospammo
@flappospammo 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
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