The best things about having a colonoscopy were they were both free and even better was the cup of tea and sandwiches afterwards, l watched the procedure on a tv the first time, the second l fell asleep.

Been there, done that. He’s balls on!

2:35 proves that farts are the oldest humour.

300th comment.

My sister in law's mum gave me a big Toblerone for Christmas WITHOUT realising it's painful to eat. Clearly she never saw this performance by Sir Billy!

😂 👑 Legend. Always funny even though I’ve re-watched stand-up, interviews & movies over the decades

25 years later and Ian Paisley stands out as a prophet with regard to his comment on the House of Commons.

Funny as fuck, had one in primary school and a couple in secondary, Billy nailed it, eyes streaming, stomach in agony from laughing 😂😂😂

Love to Big Yin.

Lame excuse. How do u explain the hard on?

I've actually seen that "boxer" guy, he was called Mally and was from Kirkintilloch way

The funniest man ever. I'm in tears.

This is a tremendous series. I remember watching it at the time. I've watched it many times since. Good posting.

He never needs a script just come on stage and it all pours out

Whoever does the captions should go back to school.. 'Can't hide the prophets forever'... for fuck sake!

Hydde Ho , classic Billy big love to you.

Still funny in 2024

I love this... My uncle of scots origin gave me this video for Christmas when i was 13... I watched it over and over... It changed my life... One of billy Connolly's masterpieces... Billy and albert 😂

This bit has made me melt into a f**king gigglepuddle on so many occasions I've lost count

It mind fucks me when i see such an obese person struggling to walk but give them an oxygen tank and a mask they can carry that shit up Mount Everest

Women are fine at keeping secrets from general aquaintences. But I'll be damned if a woman could ever keep anything from her girlfriends

Three drinks into a Saturday night and Billy almost has me shittin' my pants laughin'

Right enough, the Big Yin is unique and long may he continue. We also have Frankie Boyle and Kev.i.n Bridges. With that talent Scotland are the Brazil of stand-up.

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In his book the abuser was his aunt?

He is not wrong

If you call this arts you don't ln9w what are you saying. That person is rid. Unprofessional and above e all hasn't g I t res o eat for youngstrts.

but billy doesnt speak either american or british english. he speaks some kind of scottish english.

The best, my favorite skit, no wait, the second favorite? . .

man i love them,just the best houses ever

a jobby hobby

You can take the boy out of Glasgow, but...

Interesting that dwarf pronounced backwards is frawd.

When Billy finally succumbs to his horrible disease which unfortunately he must, imagine the nights he's going to have with Robin Williams. Heavens gain, our loss.

Never found him funny whatsoever!!!

I am italian from Tuscany , Livorno, a boyfriend of mine show ed me Billy...he Is so much like me...that's why he loved me, that's why i loved him so much and i have to say to him (as mamy other things) thanks to taught me so much

❤ Billy Connelly

Pure class no other words 😅😅😅😅

My sister and I would sit listening to him with our dad (as adults of course!), laughing until we were breathless and my mum would be so mad because she couldn't stand him, which just made it funnier!

Billy Connolly was a HOT MAN and SO FUNNY!!!

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😂😂😂😂😂OMG i had to pause this so many times so i could breathe 😂😂the funniest thing ive watched. That was a facial workout and then some😂😂

Even before he starts, I'm already satisfied. One of the best people to ever grace Gods green earth ❤❤❤🙌🫶

Ivan come back to this video a hundred times, I know the story and how it ends, but I still laugh like a demon every time. Such is his magnificent story telling you can picture it perfectly

One time we (hubby, daughter and herpartner at the time ) saw him at the Sydney Opera House, my daughter laughed so much she almost brained herself on the balcony rail laughing that much.

I think the worst pain known to man is when a mum dies. Mine is live and kicking. But I dread the day, that I know will come. Gimme a stonefish.. Please

dam billy without a goatly or tash looks wrong

Braaaain, sphincter won't let us oot😂😂😂😂

"The Tall Dwarf Society" 😆 😆 😆