Billy Connolly - People Who Believe in Ghosts - Was it something I said?

[@alexandermccarthy]

The Big Yin's been killing it for almost as long as I've been knocking around, and he's still got it!

[@doctorlolchicken7478]

Billy Connolly is one of the best comedians of all time. He can talk for hours without any apparent material and still make it hilariously funny.

[@patagualianmostly7437]

"He can talk for hours without any apparent material." A lot in common with my ex-wife then. Only she never even managed to make me even smile indulgently..... Billy on the other hand.... Makes me roar with laughter!

[@GG-ml3vr]

@@tommyharris5817 Your entitled to your opinion even if its wrong.

[@tommyharris5817]

@@GG-ml3vr I’m never wrong. Learn to spell as incorrect spelling is always wrong.

[@garycasey3739]

@@tommyharris5817 Not necessarily, the Americans spell 'colour' wrong and that is right. You are wrong.

[@GG-ml3vr]

​@@tommyharris5817The fact that you are never wrong speaks volumes about your life🤣

[@jamesmorgan2448]

One of very few comedians who can make me roar with laughter. I've been a fan since the first time I saw him on television, several decades ago. He can make me laugh when nothing else can even make me smile.

[@hepburn1959]

I had to totally re-learn how to laugh because of Billy Connolly. My old way of laughing was just too painful when he was performing, and I felt as though I was going to do myself some serious damage. Now I laugh from the diaphragm - much safer. 😂🤣

[@jgfreer8322]

@James Morgan Me too! He is my salvation and my refuge 😂👍🏻

[@FACELOWNER]

Sounds like your a miserable old fart like me.!!!! I do love Billy though.

[@jgfreer8322]

@@FACELOWNER 🤔 .. 😂👍🏻 There’s mire than a few about in Billy’s fan club I don’t doubt 😉😂

[@jgfreer8322]

@Jac K 😆 .. in YOUR (not so humble) opinion, that is. Luckily we are all wired differently 😁👍🏻

[@michaelrawson6261]

"...That night, they don't sleep a fuckin' wink!!!..." 🤣🤣🤣

[@irbennett]

That's your idea of a post. You steal a line from Billy's routine, stick a few emojis at the the end. Pathetic.

[@mysticmimaw]

😂😂😂😂

[@richardhussey7641]

The Big Yin is 80 this year, and he is still very funny!

[@UntrainableWizard]

I had someone try to scare me with "there are ghosts / spirits in this place, so just be careful". Found the best response is "that's fine, I hear voices so it's only right I finally see where they're coming from." Nothing gets someone to shut up quicker.

[@monsieurmichelg5305]

lol Thats great.

[@selenacordeiro1458]

Lmao, I believe in ghosts but I’d love to hear that response from someone 🤣

[@rickyfinn2763]

Can I use this please?

[@Statuslock]

@@rickyfinn2763 naw he copywrote it

[@pissed555]

It would not work for me. I would ask you thoroughly what the voices were telling you and probably write it down. That would make you more interesting.

[@happysheepboys1935]

I have grown up watching Billy. We couldn't wait until Xmas to watch a newly release video and then dvds. It was a family must. Billy is without a doubt a Scottish Treasure. We adore him. X

[@happysheepboys1935]

@@fionahiggins9412 I'm a macmillan clan.... it is so great being Scottish. We have clans... lol 😆

[@irbennett]

@@happysheepboys1935 Baa.

[@georgecerulean70]

I do so enjoy Billy Connolly. Though I'm still not entirely convinced that he and John Cleese are two separate individuals.

[@maxflow151]

Their voice even sounds the same. If it wasn't for the accent.

[@nikifly2]

lol i thought same

[@TheJimboslav]

@@maxflow151 thought the same thing

[@fugithegreat]

You can't convince me that Billy Connolly isn't Tim the Enchanter without his horns.

[@ModernGoddess81]

I thought the same thing!!! It’s uncanny!

[@ronniedio19422010]

God's real name is not Percy, God is actually a painter called Harold. I remember it from school... "Our father, do art in Heaven, Harold be thy name...".

[@seanheath4492]

You sure he isn't a sculptor? Or maybe a folksinger? 😛

[@Jaakmir]

An his favorite song is gladly the crossed eye bear lol

[@jussipollari955]

What makes this even funnier for us Finns is that “perse” is literally arse in Finnish

[@patagualianmostly7437]

@@jussipollari955 Interesting fact from Finland! Saludos!

[@DieFlabbergast]

@@Jaakmir * Gladly the Cross-Eyed Bear

[@cookiescott9329]

I love the ghost shows...they ask the spirits to give them a sign but when they get a sign they freak out and run away...🤣

[@groovelife415]

The sign is always something ridiculous too. Ghost Hunter: If you're here, give us a sign! ** A fart echos in the distance **

[@Daktangle]

"Slap them in the face" And now they've felt a specific form of energy, kinetic.

[@lukusblack6442]

They were proved right because they felt the potential energy first.

[@abody499]

@@lukusblack6442 it's chemical energy to kinetic energy

[@fortomnicron5436]

Billy is one of a kind. He is hilariously funny. Robin Williams, Richard Pryor, and Billy Conolly are my three favourite comedians.

[@anthonygarrido4269]

Billy is phenomenal, this and the dwarf on the bus are my favorites

[@Melly3112-ox3ey]

Mine is the Colonoscopy.

[@Michelle-f2d5u]

I could watch Billy forever. He is hysterically funny. That accent is beautiful. Truly a legend!! You have to laugh when "Daddy's working". I hope he remains in good health.

[@williamagar7160]

Billy, you are an absolute hero of mine. I've almost died on several occasions because I've not been able to breathe while laughing at your stories. I've seen stars and heard ringing in my ears, and I've loved every moment of it. If the whole world was filled with people just like you it would be a paradise of wisdom and joy. Thank you for every story, every world tour, every record, every show, every moment you've spent bringing laughter and happiness into this world. May your melons be always Afghan, may your soup be always Octopus Arsehole soup, may your incontinence knickers be always fresh, and may you be certain that you're loved and appreciated across the globe.

[@kevindowling157]

Well said

[@DieFlabbergast]

If everybody was like Billy we'd get sick and tired of it in half a day. It's the fact that he's RARE that makes him so precious.

[@wayne20uk]

This isnt his official channel he wont read it

[@scaramonga]

Yeah. What a joy to have lived in this world along with Sir Billy. People don't know how to laugh any longer, which is sad, but I can always come here and catch my fix of Mr Connolly, which is brilliant!, so thx.

[@Myohomoto]

Me as well!

[@deanmac6170]

Found a video of Billy back in the 90's when I was about 6 and he still cracks me up . ❤

[@i_wouldprefer_not_to1196]

The first time I saw him was when he was on Comic Relief in 1986 and I’m still helpless with laughter when I watch it 😂

[@christophermccutcheon2143]

Same. I grew up watching Billy on TV with my family. A lot of his material hasn't aged with all the homophobia stuff, but he's still the best comedian to ever comedy

[@i_wouldprefer_not_to1196]

@@christophermccutcheon2143Homophobia? What, doing a mincey voice? He takes the mick out of everyone. So boring, this leftist identity politics 🙄

[@someoneunseen5168]

​@@christophermccutcheon2143 meh.

[@samakovamk]

good on ya Billy, the best all the time.....and thanks for all the years of laughter, never get tired of listening to Mr Connolly...

[@dazzag]

Another great comedian calling it as it is.

[@christinetownendsmith40]

Saw Billy at Hammersmith Apollo 25 years ago. My ribs hurt from laughing so much. Just Brilliant. ❤❤❤

[@Joe_Peroni]

A REAL comedian! The best one in history. (And I'm not just saying that because I'm from "working class" Glasgow.)

[@irbennett]

As opposed to a comedian made out of lego.

[@Declan_ChristoTube_VA]

"they've got everything - except a F#*king Ghost!"

[@Mortthemoose]

😂😂😂😂

[@edinburgerben3216]

So right about Derek Acorah 😂😂

[@davidlittlewood8850]

Do you know I can be feeling like death itself but ten seconds watching this guy and I’m feeling good again....what a fu#king treasure 🌹

[@irbennett]

What a bloody liar.

[@peterwallis4288]

​@@irbennettworks for me

[@tomitstube]

i love this man, he is one of the greats. ever notice how our best comedians are some of our best intellects?

[@jeremyc4893]

Yes. Such as Dave Chapelle and George Carlin, imo. Along with countless others before and after them.

[@sawboss5794]

My favorite comidians are really really stupid.

[@kurluk04]

Apart from lee evans 😂 hes just an accidental comic who happens to be hilarious 😂

[@tomitstube]

@@sawboss5794 you must be a right-winger, not the brightest bulbs.

[@katie7748]

​@@tomitstubeThere's always gotta be some jackass to make it political 🙄

[@heleti0000]

Billy Connelly should be hailed and exalted as a “living gem”. So refreshing to see his original and irreverent humour (anyone taking offence at the few “naughty” words should do just as the Dwarf Chieftain Dain said in “The Hobbit” - would you mind just “Sodding Off”)

[@joemcconnell2674]

I noticed when Billy shouted, Ghost don't exist there is no such thing the audience weren't laughing they went quiet. 😂😂😂

[@user-tm8jt2py3d]

Because it's Reddit brain stuff. People desperately shouting atheist slogans don't really sell the idea and aren't funny either.

[@martinconnor9840]

this has me doubled up. the grey lady walking across the garden and Derek Acorah speaking to his guru hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha my face hurts

[@herseem]

Several of us were crashing over at a friend's place one night after a drinking session, and I woke up early because of the light and found myself, on the floor, next to the stereo. Everyone else was fast asleep. This was before mobile phones or internet (about 1988), so the only thing to do was listen to a tape on the stereo. I found some headphones there and looked through the tapes. I'd grown up without TV, but I'd heard of Billy Connolly and there was a tape by him. So I plugged the headphones in and listened to it, chuckling silently to myself so as not to disturb anyone else. That was, until I got to 'Ivan the Terrible'. I involuntarily laughed so hard I woke everyone else up. Mr Popular I was not.

[@markwilkie3677]

Its amazing the burst of strength you get when you bite 🤣🤣🤣

[@herseem]

@@markwilkie3677 exactly!

[@maria18902]

At first, I thought you were going to describe a ghostly paranormal experience 🤣 I guess Billy is though (paranormal). He’s fabulous; extraordinarily funny, raw and honest! A rare combo and definitely a dying breed.

[@TheSudsy]

I heard him on tape too for the first time, in my bosses car driving to a five a side match. I actually couldn't breathe . That would be late 80's early 90's

[@mikecondy6010]

"I DON'T CAAARE!" 😂😂😂

[@CarollFord2019]

Spot on Billy about that ghost programme. They were all related. Miss seeing you perform.🌹

[@scottyh8494]

Billy is just amazing. One in a trillion.

[@lilyofthevalley5586]

Billy is my favourite comedian and has been since I first saw him on the tele decades ago. I had bought his records,videos and saw him in Carnegie Hall in NY in the early 90's when I visited NY. I knew he was going to play there. I love Billy!

[@alicegarrett452]

been watching Billy since parky interviews mid 70s... love him ... he's still funny in his recent programmes ... I hate to see ill health nibble away at him ... 🥺

[@SpeccyMan]

The bicycle joke, by any chance? 😉

[@kirnpu]

I don't know if it's the hair, the lighting, or the voice but it was like "Holy crap - I'm watching John Cleese?" I adore them both!

[@eldog5040]

I feel a certain energy between us billy, you talk and I laugh

[@marcelamedcalf318]

Slap

[@patagualianmostly7437]

Well said.....But as Marcela says, be prepared for a slap!

[@markosporn8315]

Certain energy you say? Zipper sound...🤣

[@ianshaw6922]

Absolutely 100% correct

[@jay71512]

I've always thought of Billy as not a comedian at all! Just a storyteller who tells funny stories and the greatest storyteller I've ever heard! I miss his stand ups so much!

[@SpeccyMan]

The word I would choose is raconteur. He is the very definition of the word.

[@jay71512]

@SpeccyMan having just looked up the definition, I agree.

[@angelagould6858]

Years ago went one Saturday night in London to Billy Connolly 's performance. I simply couldn't keep up.....still laughing at the very first funny lines he had uttered ...right through the show, knowing I had to listen hysterically to all the rest of his performance..... exhausted with laughter and in tears at the end.

[@irbennett]

Of course he's a comedian. A comedian and a storyteller.

[@irbennett]

@@SpeccyMan Raconteur, you mean a storyteller.

[@SamuelBlack84]

The fact that we eventually die absolutely terrifies the living hell out of me Honestly, I'm surprised everyone doesn't run around panicking all the time Do we have something in us that stops us thinking aboyt it too much?

[@irbennett]

@SamuelBlack84. It's called acceptance. It helps if you don't believe in God.

[@2373stevieb]

Ain’t gonna lie but Ghost Hunting with the Happy Mondays was probably the best couple hours entertainment I’ve seen since I last saw Billy perform. It was bloody hilarious. Shaun Ryder and Bez pissed up on a ghost hunt was comedy gold.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

I ABSOLUTELY have to track this down now

[@waylingtons]

Been a fan of Billy since I was about 10. 😂. Was a family favourite. Always had him on for a good laugh.

[@StudioDaVeed]

I am a fortunate one who has seen a real ghost. Never forget it. Late night in bed about age 13. Rolled over and watched the ghost of my dad walk by my bed from foot to head and right through my bedroom wall... 58 now and the memory is as vividly seared into my mind as it was the night it happened. I have no doubt I could pass a polygraph with ease. Dad died 40 years later.... THEY DON'T FUCKING EXIST! (I WAS OBVIOUSLY ASLEEP) ;) But man; as I relate this to you - the memory as I described IS vivid as hell...

[@TheRyndiculous]

this post gave me cancer

[@sillybilly1662]

Lol,grow up and get real buddy. It was grief making you dream things.

[@StudioDaVeed]

@@sillybilly1662 Reread my comment...lol

[@Mortthemoose]

​@@StudioDaVeed yeah....funny how all these alleged ghosts and aliens appear when you're asleep eh! 😂😂

[@jonathanfinan722]

No you haven't. You had a dream, just like I did the day after my aunty died. Stuff that's in the front of your consciousness. It's no mystery.

[@sherimacmahon3075]

I love your work, seen you live in Perth West Australia 5 times.. Love your TV shows, interviews and admire your talks with your wife in how you've overcome so much. Send us a sign when you pass because afterlife, ghosts are real. I'll be waiting because even then you'll be brilliant

[@irbennett]

Ghosts and the afterlife don't exist. As Billy put it, "where do you go when you die?" Nowhere.

[@mohamstaz3618]

🤣 Nothing gets me rolling harder than this guy, I swear.

[@gailmitchell1381]

'A grey lady walking across the lawn....' that is one of the best BC funniest performances ever. Don't leave us Billy. Ever. Or we'll be even more lost than we already are.

[@irbennett]

Unfortunately Billy will pass away. Sort yourself out.

[@gailmitchell1381]

@@irbennett Your replies....priceless!! Don't ever stop.

[@irbennett]

@@gailmitchell1381 Why thank you. Your comments, PLEASE STOP NOW.

[@sisyphus8870]

I love this man with every essence of my being.

[@pickynicky6265]

Me to ❤️

[@sona7444]

same.

[@reyniknamyrion3557]

SMACK

[@highlandfud83]

@@reyniknamyrion3557 😂😂

[@jimbo6238]

he was a horrible bastard

[@margopaton3240]

He’s one of a kind. He’s the only comedian who makes me laugh every time🤣

[@04stiger]

I was so proud when I found out I was related to Billy. He is my gran's cousin. A proud Scot she was and so disgusted in Billy's humour she never told us :)

[@Colin-vt1nq]

😂 naw yer naw

[@JimMcDonaldSoItIs]

Why do people lie on the Internet all the time?

[@irbennett]

@@JimMcDonaldSoItIs Because it's the internet. Because it's pathological.

[@jackhoward147]

Jealous

[@fargoboyle1]

Who gives a bollox

[@ianinkster2261]

I'm considering entering the Catholic church and before after and during I will pray for the joyous soul of Mr. Connolly. I I don't die in the his friendship, I am nothing.

[@irbennett]

When you enter the catholic church, I assume you'll be entering choirboys as well.

[@johartleyjh]

Absolute legend, I'm proud to be Scottish❤🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@avaggdu1]

It wouldn't surprise me one bit if Billy's last words were "I'm not really Scottish y'know! It was just a prank that got out of hand."

[@jimbo_1312]

​@@avaggdu1Imagine if it came out that he was a true tory boy born and raised in Tunbridge Wells.

[@irbennett]

@@jimbo_1312 There is plenty of photographic and filmed evidence to show he is Scottish. Born and raised in Tunbridge Wells???? With a Scottish accent???? Think man Think. You may be joking, but as what you posted wasn't funny, I assumed you weren't.

[@minicle426]

​@@irbennettThank you, Inspector Morse. :P

[@Said-No-One-Ever]

My great gran came from Great western road (near billy) and Billy’s voice is like listening to my family… takes me back to my childhood in the blink of an eye ❤️ love this lost Glaswegian vocal!

[@Melly3112-ox3ey]

Fortunately, Billy's Glaswegian twang isn't as broad as some. Otherwise he'd be hard to understand.

[@Said-No-One-Ever]

@ dialect is a beautiful thing… it’s not on the speaker to adjust it’s up to those listening to learn

[@diagonals792]

Love Billy. For some reason his "why do they call you donkey?" Joke comes to my mind a few times a week

[@glenaitken9403]

"Eeyore, Eeyore, Eeyore ways calls me that! ". 😁😁😁

[@irbennett]

Then you are seriously mentally disturbed.

[@foylad4862]

Its frightening when you think ghosts are a load of bullshit.. and then you see one, and the girl whose house it was says "oh was it the little girl" life changing moment.

[@BrayTube]

Nobody says 'fuck' like a comedian, and no comedian says 'fuck' like Billy. What a master. :¬)

[@dsvideoWashington]

And then as far as writing "fuck", there's James Kelman, another Glaswegian.

[@deadwalking100]

A comic genius. For which i thank him, bringing such laughter to this world.

[@beasmith3386]

I saw Billy twice in concert in Australia....took me 10 mins to catch onto his accent - couldn't breath the rest of the show!

[@colincampbell437]

This is what I don't understand, how he is loved so much outside the UK. How he seems to transcend countries. When he breaks into true Glaswegian or even light Scottish... How do they follow him. E.g. how would anyone know what a fish supper is ? Just amazing his world following ... And we are all better for it ...

[@irbennett]

@@colincampbell437 It's because he's funny. Fucking funny.

[@irbennett]

RIP.

[@malahammer]

Wonderful...............as always!

[@alexstone7035]

I've had several people tell me my rustic little cottage is haunted by one of the previous occupants. Someone told me the ghost is of a little old man who died upstairs. Trouble is, the cottage has only existed for fifteen years, I'm the second person to live here, the previous occupant is alive and well and the building that was here before was someone's car shed.

[@marcelamedcalf318]

hahaha

[@markosporn8315]

Did you slap that person ? Why not ??

[@jaynhawk2724]

i just love Billy Connolly, makes me laugh every time.

[@wightangel]

If it wasn't for KZbin then the under 20's would never know what it is like to have real humour on a stage making people laugh until they get a hernia in the way Sir Billy Connollydoes.

[@hbwblacksmithing]

Your right damn kids now days lol 😆

[@irbennett]

Did Billy get a hernia?

[@SonjaMorrison-i7j]

One day, people will believe in Billy Connolly.

[@lawrencemccormick895]

Saw him live, I was glad when he went off stage, I had no energy left from laughing so much. Billy, Dave Allen and Ronnie Barker - unparalleled comedy. My Mum thought Billy had a "filthy mouth", but came close to piddling herself whenever he was on telly anyway.

[@krashd]

Billy, Dave and Ronnie? You've got impeckable taste my man!

[@Rombizio]

You said energy. Slap!

[@irbennett]

I find that difficult to believe when you said you were glad when he went off stage.

[@ariaflame-au]

@@irbennettonly because they could have a chance to breath

[@andrewcowie973]

Absolute legend

[@patriciatoomingtheplantpar2558]

OMG the Scottish equivalent of George Carlin. 💝 IT‼️ I miss me some good old fashioned, down to earth reality, in your face George Carlin!

[@oliver13809]

Wonderful man

[@Shadow6taka]

Billy tells an awesome story. The way he does is so funny

[@irbennett]

That was so original, well done. Snicker.

[@insay1909]

This one of his best shows

[@johnbateman9530]

A true legend

[@1rjbrjb]

This is pretty impressive, though the material would not come across in a transcript. This man has amazing charisma. I thought that he was tied with Patrick McGoohan for best Columbo Villain in the revived version. Subtle acting touches. At the end, ever the good sport he asks: "Mr. Columbo, can you recommend a prison with a good music programme"? And his distinct resemblance to John Cleese made me reflect on what a brilliant Columbo Villain Cleese would have made. Columbo vs. Basil Fawlty. Maybe he finally Jack Lemon'd his wife...

[@blackcatzz]

Billy should have been Prime Minister. Imagine it. “ The French are upsetting our fishermen” “Tell them to Fuck off”

[@grahamelliott6041]

@@mynameisGail I think he'd be quite happy to stay in europe

[@grahamelliott6041]

@@mynameisGail that must be why a majority of Scots voted to stay in the eu, unless the vote was obviously an SNP plot 🤔

[@simpleminded1uk]

@@mynameisGail Dae we, aye?

[@simpleminded1uk]

@@mynameisGail I don't and I don't know anybody who does. Maybe if you live in Larkhall..

[@grahamelliott6041]

@@mynameisGail well if you don’t vote you can’t complain with what you get

[@PecanRanch]

Legend ! Cheers

[@Talvec12]

Best review of Most Haunted that I've ever seen!🤣 God bless you, Billy.

[@pougiebear66]

Saw Bily in Melbourne in the 90's on the WRECKONTOUR show,and never laughed so hard in all my life... THANK YOU BILLY 🙏

[@leddielive]

Very funny man, thanks for the laughter Billy Boy! 🤣

[@mrchickflick4444]

Was my nan who got me into billy when I was about 12 (naughty nan😂) and been hooked ever since. Nans passed now so always think of her when I watch him

[@johnking5174]

2:05 - This applies even more to Most Haunted now in 2022. A show which has now become a parody of itself. They are now relegated to their KZbin channel, as no respectable TV station wishes to be associated with them anymore after a decade or more of blatant fakery by their own production team, including Karl Beattie, who likes to throw knives around pretending it was a ghost who did it.

[@davidjones6470]

Very true 😂😂👌

[@junemoses5359]

The most haunted episode that made me laugh out loud was the one in Venice. The presenters were in a small boat on the Venetian lagoon. The asked the spirits of the lagoon (in English) to knock underneath the boat. The ‘spirits’ obliged, maybe they were English spirits or maybe when you are a spirit you become multilingual!

[@krissib]

didn't know they were still going! cringe!!

[@351clevelandmodifiedmotor4]

is that right????? kzbin.info/www/bejne/hqKWqI13j62Doa8 look dust particles and moths much like my channel icon that just people warped imaginations

[@janer7792]

@@junemoses5359 I remember the one where Derek Acorah and the Most Haunted team ended up in Egypt and Derek got "possessed" by an Egyptian high priest who spoke remarkably good English, not bad considering the priest in question had been dead for well over 2000 years. It was cringe worthy and you could see the museum curator wasn't remotely impressed with his bullshit.

[@edwardsheridan6913]

One of the greatest wee mental man ever 👏 ❤️ 🙌 💙 👌 ♥️ 👏 😊

[@figaro569]

You watch his stuff over and over and still laugh loudly, even though u know the lines

[@vantheman1238]

Billy’s humour is so natural and brilliant

[@francestomic2772]

Thanking God I have had his humor in my life.

[@villainuday5365]

But he don't believe in God percy.. :D

[@francestomic2772]

@@villainuday5365 God believes in him though.

[@villainuday5365]

@@francestomic2772 that's reassuring:)

[@Chriswallace0405]

Per se

[@villainuday5365]

@@Chriswallace0405 no my friend, it's percy..

[@gnupf]

... there's an undeniable energy about this clip...

[@JH-si9oe]

Billy is a living Legend.

[@davidvarley1812]

Billy Connolly is to stand up comedy what Elvis was to rock and roll. May the king of comedy material never die😀😀😀.

[@irbennett]

He will.

[@minicle426]

If he does, then it'll be on the bog.

[@lieutenantdan839]

Just superb, love billy

[@ivyhope660]

I absolutely adore his humour! It's a magnificent talent he has for making everything sound so ridiculous - but true! When my time comes I want to die laughing to his routines! Love you Big Yin. x

[@km.scrivo]

My god, Billy Connolly and I think the absolute same, thank you for posting this 😂

[@SamuelBlack84]

He's admitted to believing in an afterlife recently

[@1man1bike1road]

@@SamuelBlack84 link ?

[@SamuelBlack84]

@@1man1bike1road It was a report on Yahoo News a few months ago

[@Sasquiny]

@@SamuelBlack84 hardly a trustworthy source!

[@SamuelBlack84]

@@Sasquiny Regardless

[@Ana-wt7xf]

Billy😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 NOBODY HAS ME ROLLING LAUGHING LIKE BILLY, NO ONE.

[@celticspike2522]

I saw Derek acorah in Dublin airport once and always regretted not calling him a piece of shit to his face

[@Luton-Mick]

Was he smashing your wife? If not that's very worrying behaviour to say that to someone you don't even know. Speak to someone about that before the wrong person serves you up.

[@cedric1138]

My ex wife loved Derek Acorah and his dickhead side kick - one of the many reasons we're divorced, living with someone who believes in so much shite has to be a mistake😆

[@irbennett]

@@Luton-Mick The guy was right. Derek Acorah was a wanker. And there's no mistaking for someone else.

[@macw2234]

Absolutely brilliant. Hiya from the Netherlands.

[@WickerwomanBrickparachute]

Oh how I love this man. 😀

[@irbennett]

That's just creepy.

[@charlesfulcrum3170]

Billy, the like of which we will never see again.

[@Logans3Run]

Billy: Genuinely brilliant and funny, merciless to fools and con artists.

[@harveyg3958]

awesome ...so glad to be in the family

[@monicatibbs9494]

Go on Billy, plant the seed and then don't give a jot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤣

[@BuckfastConsumer]

Funniest comedian. Ever. Not just cos I'm Glaswegian. And also his little tv shows touring America and Australia are amazing. They love him there

[@Adam666...]

When you can't decide whether to wear a shirt or a cape

[@jackhackett80]

Legend. Americans and Brits have their own comics and typically stick to there own. Billy transcends both and is truly the definition of 'legend'. Brilliant.

[@w0bbl3r]

All they should need in the dictionary for the definition of "legend" is a picture of Billy Connolly. Nobody in their right mind could argue with that I reckon. A Scottish, British, EARTHLY fucking treasure, no two ways about it.

[@SpicyTexan64]

​​@@w0bbl3rRichard Pryor was a legend. This guy is humorous

[@irbennett]

@@SpicyTexan64 Richard Pryor is dead, Billy isn't. If Richard Pryor were a legend why is it a lot of people have never heard of him. He was junkie, not a legend.

[@marycanary86]

"ah fuck it, you cant hide the profits forever" LMAO

[@Magpiebard]

I've had the 'a certain energy between us' line trotted out before more than a few times so allow your dear ol' Aunty Jenna to expand just a bit on what you do in those situations... after you slap them, hit them harder and run for the hills, possibly getting someone with a mental health care degree to go deal with the speaker too. Nothing good comes out of a line like that. Best case, it's a creep who is using a line that makes your skin crawl and should be scraped off their rock and tossed back into the sea - worst case, it ends with them explaining that energy is why they feel safe telling you how they really are vampires and know you connect throughout the ages. (And yes. I've had that happen. Still more normal than the guy who thought he was a werewolf hitting on me by telling me about his axe collection. While I sat on my husband's LAP and quietly prayed for an adult to come and rescue me. And no. I'm not kidding. Sigh. And no, it wasn't a halloween party. Different places/times. Both dead serious. I just wanted them to be dead. Seriously.) Harmless twat or nutjob that wants to wear your skin - they both need help above your paygrade, so run and hope the dumpster fire they are can be put out by someone else. ~shuder~

[@monsieurmichelg5305]

lol Haha. funny the way u tell a sad sad story lol. This happens to us men as well. Psychopathic bitches are gender neutral lol.

[@roccocoyote]

I love the t-shirt/cape combo

[@Gomorragh]

Your story and you history of making jokes out of your experiences both good and bad is a wonderfull example of coping that should be taught to everyone, that way maybe just a few more people wouldnt give up hope, thanks for you being you, and Pamela for being there for you.

[@hugohackenbush1554]

The Big Man. Love him 🤘🏻🤘🏻

[@marks6928]

The greatest of all time. No one beats Billy.

[@irbennett]

How do you know he's the greatest of all time? Do you know everybody who's lived on this planet? Didn't think so. SFU.