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@scottw.32582 жыл бұрын
There's nothing better than when Billy goes off on one of his rants.
@scottmaxwell52492 жыл бұрын
Since the death of Robin Williams, Billy has taken the crown. You should also know they were close friends. Keep laughing and life is so much better!
@thephoenixsystem67652 жыл бұрын
I prefer sex, but whatever floats your boat :)
@mattmarzula2 жыл бұрын
Someone never got neck while eating Cool Ranch Doritos.
@johnellison16352 жыл бұрын
NEEE NAWWW NEEE NAWWW NEEE NAWWW
@Heavywall702 жыл бұрын
When I used to drink I’d would go off on a rant every now and then I’m sober now and I still do it. But now I remember them.
@reuvenlloyd67692 жыл бұрын
We've never needed Billy more than in 2021. Classic genius
@VauxhallViva19752 жыл бұрын
If he lived in Scotland today, he would be arrested and charged with hate-speech for any stand-up like that. Now, just think for a minute......how fucked up is that?
@reuvenlloyd67692 жыл бұрын
@@VauxhallViva1975 its completely fooked
@bossdog14802 жыл бұрын
@@VauxhallViva1975 Especially for Scotland. What happened?
@vaughanellis78662 жыл бұрын
Shame he's give up doing the stand up because the Parkinson's is getting too bad.
@reuvenlloyd67692 жыл бұрын
@@vaughanellis7866 yea im so glad i bought his book
@adamf13472 жыл бұрын
When he swears, it's hilarious. But when he laughs at his own punchline as he delivers it is GOLD.
@Plethorality2 жыл бұрын
true.
@Boab442 жыл бұрын
The Greatest Stand Up Comedian Of All Time. Billy Connolly = Scottish Legend 🏴🏴🏴🏴
@footrot172 жыл бұрын
He's 79. Few years left in him I think
@makeitsonumberone1358 Жыл бұрын
British legend 🇬🇧
@isaactl Жыл бұрын
I'm not from the UK and I needed the subtitles... xD sorry, but what a thick scottish accent... 😅
@lcoconstruction26602 жыл бұрын
Well said Billy, yourself John Cleese and a couple of others are leading the fight back!
@liveitup55512 жыл бұрын
this was years ago mate
@lcoconstruction26602 жыл бұрын
@Macavity Twat lol.
@liveitup55512 жыл бұрын
@Macavity how was he abusive ya muppet?
@liveitup55512 жыл бұрын
@Macavity sure. no problem kid. Did your mum get home ok?
@liveitup55512 жыл бұрын
@Macavity it was me that killed her
@avenuex37312 жыл бұрын
The overlap of the term “beigeist “ and “woke” deserves more comedic attention
@Krasbin2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for writing that. I first thought it was "bayesiist" (from bayesian, as in "bayesian statistics"). Mind you, bayesian thinking is basically constantly updating with new data (when done properly), which would make a "bayesiist" akin to an empiricist, someone who mainly cares about the data. The only way that would be bad, is if the data is collected to uphold some bureaucracy. And in that case, they would also be "beigeist".
@avenuex37312 жыл бұрын
@@Krasbin people, especially college‘educated’ folk, tend to feel that Bayesian analysis yields truth. It does not guarantee that by any means. But it does help identify likely conditions for a relationship to be true. And I doubt we need that to tell Bill isn’t talking about that. ;-)
@rutabagasteu2 жыл бұрын
Woke means understand the fact that racism exists, and slavery existed. And, don't be stupid.
@avenuex37312 жыл бұрын
@@rutabagasteu there was slavery?!! And people are racist?!!!! That really is a woke observation. And also common knowledge. Only the product of a beigeist education would think that their possession of a historical tidbit or normal understanding would make them better than others. But it is thoroughly bigoted to imagine others are somehow less than yourself because they think look or sound differently. You should ask yourself how stupid that way of thinking is for a person who wishes to be thought of as woke.
@rutabagasteu2 жыл бұрын
@@avenuex3731 I grew up in an area of Segregation and lynching of poor African Americans due to Klan activities. So don't pretend it isn't being swept under the rug.
@craigchapman66132 жыл бұрын
The political didn't get into political correctness by accident, its a weapon
@freedomofpeach97902 жыл бұрын
Commies and tyrants, all of em
@Melkor542 жыл бұрын
and Billy is just as politically correct as the rest of them
@NikCan662 жыл бұрын
1930's Frankfurts school Marxists
@yvettesnananone47982 жыл бұрын
Oh "a weapon"ooh,he is lethal.what a dope
@craigchapman66132 жыл бұрын
@@yvettesnananone4798 - try reading what I typed ? Billy's attitude is great, politics are weaponised by the pathetic moral superiority of PC
@gallifrey19852 жыл бұрын
Billy Connolly having a rant. Brilliant
@cherrybacon33192 жыл бұрын
Nomatter how miserable I feel at times Billy makes me smile and cry tears of laughter 🤣😍.🍒
@tuttobicci2 жыл бұрын
Absoloutley.
@daviclar8672 жыл бұрын
Are you related to Kevin?
@cherrybacon33192 жыл бұрын
@@daviclar867 No.
@irbennett22 күн бұрын
I remember when my mother died, to say I felt miserable is an understatement. Would watching Billy at this time make me smile and cry tears of laughter, no of course not. Cry tears, though not of laughter.
@ScottWaa2 жыл бұрын
Social media will never be able to appreciate the mastermind of Billy Connolly
@irbennett18 күн бұрын
KZbin is social media. Does this mean you're leaving?
@peckelhaze69342 жыл бұрын
I am 70 and I 100% agree with Billy. I WILL NOT CHANGE.. Don't like it... tough.
@SSJfraz2 жыл бұрын
None of you lot change at your age. You pish yerselves in the hoose then jump right onto a bus.
@danw13742 жыл бұрын
As long as you're happy that's all that matters and fuck what anybody else thinks.
@SpocksBro2 жыл бұрын
@@SSJfraz No one in their right mind would adapt to this reality detached insanity, no matter if boomer, genx, millenial or zoomer. It's just more commie drivel to subvert your country. Have fun living under socialism/communism because that's where it leads to eventually.
@RoCkShaDoWWaLkEr2 жыл бұрын
Well Peckel you better not bitch and moan about the state of the world as it's your generation being asleep at the wheel that allowed Notsees to take over the world. Congrats you're part of the problem.....
@inglepropnoosegarm78012 жыл бұрын
@@SSJfraz Age brings wisdom.
@grahamharper81142 жыл бұрын
Without comedians like Billy Connolly there would have been no Bill Burr. Billy invented this style of comedy and will always be the best.
@joe-zj8js2 жыл бұрын
So ppl named Bill are great at being angry? Lol. I love billy connolly and bill burr. Epic rants
@bobfowler3932 жыл бұрын
As much as I love Billy Connolly, you seem to have missed George Carlin circa 1970's "7 Words you can't say on tv"
@epicentreofvideos25712 жыл бұрын
Bill hicks is in there
@LadyBovine2 жыл бұрын
I find bill burr way funnier than this. I was expecting hilarity, but nope.
@RuralTowner2 жыл бұрын
@@bobfowler393 Would be so much fun if those 2 could be on stage @ the same time.
@Excalabur502 жыл бұрын
Facts, and it's only gotten fucking worse since!
@columkenn2 жыл бұрын
He's right that we aren't consulted on all these dumb decisions that affect our lives
@johncurtis9202 жыл бұрын
Nobody was consulted because nobody made the dumb decisions per se. It's all media spin doing whatever they can to get your eyeballs and clicks. They try to tell us what to think, how to feel, what to buy and who to hate. And it's all driven by money, isn't it? Nothing more basic than that....
@theknightwhosaysni135611 ай бұрын
When we are consulted though, there's enough idiots to fuck everything up, Exhibit A - Brexit
@bennbanes63592 жыл бұрын
In 2022 still the funniest comedian around. Absolute epic man. So humble, so generous, so genuine. Last of the breed for sure... God bless him 🙏🙏😇😇❤️❤️
@xn0gaming2 жыл бұрын
"humble and generous"....(looks at the clip). "FUUUUCK and FUUUCK YOUU" XD. But I like him a lot. Seems very down to earth.
@bennbanes63592 жыл бұрын
@@xn0gaming yup he's totally one of the most generous guys in the UK by far. Done more for the people of lesser beginnings than most others. And does it all with a smile and a few swear words...
@fredfungalspore2 жыл бұрын
Nicely Said You F...g crawler...... Sorry that was Billy 😃
@irbennettАй бұрын
@@xn0gaming What's that got to do with being humble and generous.
@joannedarley18932 жыл бұрын
Can't express how much I love this man, he's a comedic genius.
@yvettesnananone47982 жыл бұрын
Ah,no he is awful
@liviubajan68042 жыл бұрын
@@yvettesnananone4798 nah,... You just don't get it.
@patagualianmostly74372 жыл бұрын
Oh dear, Joanne, someone criticised the use of the word "Genius" above..... someone got "offended"....yet again. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
@patagualianmostly74372 жыл бұрын
@@yvettesnananone4798 Look. If you don't like it....don't watch it. And don't leave stupid comments that simply waste my time. The British people love this bloke.... at least those British whose mother tongue is English. If English is your second language: Just get lost and do us all a favour. Bye bye.
@joannedarley18932 жыл бұрын
@@patagualianmostly7437 Sad, isn't it?
@JackieJP2 жыл бұрын
Amen, Brother!!!! 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 Relevant today more than ever.
@eamonfire2 жыл бұрын
The man is a legend. He came out with this years ago and it's even more relevant now than it was then. A man always ahead of his time. Thank you, Billy.
@Io-Io-Io Жыл бұрын
WAAAAAAAY MORE RELEVANT TODAY as the beigeists now are indeed in charge
@creeib Жыл бұрын
Legends are usually dead people
@daniellamcgee4251 Жыл бұрын
A percentage of the population has always been fearful and resisted change and progress. People for whom the old system has favoured will naturally be more resistant because they fear what they will lose. This has been the way of humanity. It's nothing new, and no more relevant now than in previous generations. The time of the Industrial Revolution and the abolition of slavery were highly relevant times, too.
@Io-Io-Io Жыл бұрын
@@daniellamcgee4251 You don't understand. Wokeism is madness. The abolition of slavery wasn't
@daniellamcgee4251 Жыл бұрын
@@Io-Io-Io No, you are just reading extremist propaganda about 'wokeism'. It's actually about being aware and considerate of others, and giving equal rights to people, as was the goal of abolishing slavery. For example LGBTQIA+ people aren't less deserving of human rights than anyone else. Calling people what they want to be called and other basics of human respect is really not that mad or scary. It's common sense. Fearmongering makes money. That's why there is a lot of it about these days.
@MrChrisdavie2 жыл бұрын
This was back in a time when people had common sense, logic and were capable of rational thinking.
@MrChrisdavie2 жыл бұрын
@Bob Shingles it’s a really scary future eh? I hope it’s just a phase and we become logical again. Surely it can’t be sustainable?
@MrChrisdavie2 жыл бұрын
@Bob Shingles I’m a bit more of an optimist. I think it’s just society correcting course, but it’s a big ship and it’s overshot the mark. I think it’ll correct course eventually.
@steve_ire321 Жыл бұрын
@@MrChrisdavie For this to happen, you'd need to knock the mobile phones out of people's hands and give them a slap upside the head, because unfortunately, a whole generation of people now live their lives and depend on social media like their lives depend on it. That's where this shit stems from.
@MrChrisdavie Жыл бұрын
@@steve_ire321 how do you educate billions of people when the people in power won’t let you? Those mobile phones could be an amazing tool to wake people up, but the people in control are using information as a weapon now.
@steve_ire321 Жыл бұрын
@@MrChrisdavie That's always been the way of it, either by leaflet, megaphone, book, radio or TV. The difference here is that information is constantly updated and fed through social media apps where literally anyone who has an account and a device can post shit. You can be got to 24/7. When you really think about the time where the tipping point for all this madness started getting out of control, it'll coincide with the widespread release of the smartphone, and then Facebook and Twitter. If you have an account on there sharing your real name and occupation and other details, you really are asking for it.
@Lgtg19472 жыл бұрын
Back in the 70’s I was a van driver delivering ladies sanitary products to supermarkets in north of Scotland . On my first day on the job at my first delivery at the store back door I was greeted by the manageress who shouted to her staff HERE’S THE LASSIE WI THE MANHOLE COVERS. Sanitary towels 🤦♀️ Billy is 100% correct here. Nowadays such an exclamation would be deemed outrageous among these offended woke creatures who will never enjoy their lives. I’m 74 now and like Billy, absolutely sick of of all this woke and “I’m offended shit” 🤨
@Colt45hatchback Жыл бұрын
I reckon the problem is these people seem to think that their "being offended" seems to somehow magically matter to anyone else.
@JMarieCAlove Жыл бұрын
Lol, that’s a funny story and her saying out loud the manhole covers, lol too funny! And I absolutely agree with you very much, I’m offended that they even use the word “woke”! I’m Mexican-American, a Latina but now the young millennials want us to say, Latinx. Most of my Mexican family over 30 years old laugh or just roll their eyes because to us it’s so ridiculous, it’s either Latino or Latina. When I had to check into the ER department when I was really sick, the guy behind the plexiglass with a dry attitude, named Polo, asked me for information and my husband was next to me, I’m in pain and the guy keeps asking questions then a question that was never asked of me, “Are you a male or a female”?…. Before he could ask if I considered myself anything, and I was in pain with a gallstone attack, I was losing my patients with Polo, “I’m a woman, do you want to see my… my husband stopped me before I got explicit, my husband said, she’s female, trust me! lol.. but Polo just gave me this dirty look. Lol. I know it’s his job to ask questions but I guess I just was never asked those kinds of questions before, this as just four years ago! I have a lot of young nieces and nephews, I really worry about their future, at least my siblings are raising them right and good.
@silvergirl2847 Жыл бұрын
Omg you gave me such a real laugh out loud🤣🤣😭 billy Connolly would be proud of one of that joke
@herindoors3694 Жыл бұрын
Priceless, nearly fell off my chair laughing. I will use this. 😂😍🙏
@theknightwhosaysni135611 ай бұрын
Did you vote Brexit? Here's Billy, ‘The Brexit vote is a disaster and the breaking up of togetherness of Europe is a crime bordering on a sin... Scots voted to stay in Europe and if the only way for us to do that is to become independent from England, that may just be the way to go.’
@brucegelman55822 жыл бұрын
We are never fkn consulted about ANYTHING...truth....
@irbennett18 күн бұрын
Who's We?
@jamesbarca72292 жыл бұрын
in the 15 years since Billy released this, things have gotten so much better...
@james107392 жыл бұрын
No way waitperson was a thing 15 years ago
@michaeld82802 жыл бұрын
@@james10739 It was *almost* universally laughed at 15 years ago. Now your a sexist if use waiter or waitress......
@hermanthetosser42192 жыл бұрын
Thing's have got better? Are u sure
@james107392 жыл бұрын
@@hermanthetosser4219 I'm sure he was sarcastic
@lordkorner2 жыл бұрын
Definitely sarcasm intended
@williamrobinson74352 жыл бұрын
I love this guy to bits..
@detonator822 жыл бұрын
He's nailed it. Outstanding. 😂
@bobfowler3932 жыл бұрын
If only this was required listening to every school aged child, we'd have hope for the future. That being said, it will never be taught, because it requires people to think for themselves, and the oligarchy wants none of that. Ignorant sheep and obedient sheep.
@janettemccubbin82462 жыл бұрын
Just the exact humour we need in 2021, brilliant.
@Io-Io-Io Жыл бұрын
Not humour. Factual critique
@cecileroy557 Жыл бұрын
And 2023!
@cecileroy557 Жыл бұрын
@@Io-Io-Io A lot of humor is based upon social critique. 😉
@dallassukerkin68782 жыл бұрын
The man never fails to crack me up :). Comedy from a time when those that ruled us feared us ... and now the comedians do their bidding.
@SH-bm8yp Жыл бұрын
Those who ruled us have never feared us. You kiddin.
@irbennett2 ай бұрын
@@SH-bm8yp You're taking the piss right!
@FuriousMetal19682 жыл бұрын
One of my all time favorite comedians. Tells like it is and doesn't care about what anyone thinks. Love him
@Kickback-dm7zt2 жыл бұрын
" I have never understood comedy" says the most iconic comic GENIUS ever. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@irbennett2 ай бұрын
@Kickback-dm7zt. Many comedians say the same thing.
@claudevieaul14652 жыл бұрын
I believe it was also Sir Billy who said: "political correctness is the language of the coward" The man's absolutely right. Thanks heaps for all the laughter and wise words Billy!!! 😀👍🙏
@killerrabbit2693 Жыл бұрын
It's comedy, it doesn't directly correlate to fact.
@irbennett2 ай бұрын
He's right, political correctness is for those who make the decisions to feel better, not those who the decisions are times at.
@barryphillips73272 жыл бұрын
Nobody NOBODY can tell a funny story like Billy Connolly!!!!
@irbennett24 күн бұрын
My Uncle John could.
@bobbob19382 жыл бұрын
Every word rings true, and it gets worse by the day.
@daniellamcgee4251 Жыл бұрын
It must be terrifying for those who fear change towards equality.
@danjonmills2 жыл бұрын
Holy Christ this is even more relevant NOW.
@englishruraldoggynerd2 жыл бұрын
We’ve never needed Billy more than in 2022. Classic genius
@ricknatric93982 жыл бұрын
God bless you Billy You always bring me to tears with laughter
@khfan4life3652 жыл бұрын
His words and accent makes him a total legend.
@haydoncooper37442 жыл бұрын
I love this man he is brilliant and speaks the truth.
@marshman53192 жыл бұрын
Watched this guy in Blackpool a few years back he was fuckin brilliant 👍👍
@paulking80552 жыл бұрын
Just imagine the fun If Billy was our Prime minister, he'd sort out all the wankers for sure
@irbennett24 күн бұрын
Have you asked Billy if he wants to be prime minister? I can imagine his answer and it won't be go away. Why do people make such moronic statements.
@johndoyle47232 жыл бұрын
All very true, my son called ambulances "Nee naws" and trains "Doo Doo". Add my vote for one of the best stand up comedians ever.
@0001captainawesome2 жыл бұрын
He raises some good points and I can't argue with a single damn one.
@killerrabbit2693 Жыл бұрын
How about how a truck reverses with a warning. It's a blind spot, so it doesn't matter how fast it goes going forward. This is comedy, not fact.
@irbennett2 ай бұрын
@@killerrabbit2693 It is illegal for a truck to use a warning at 5am. For obvious reasons.
@killerrabbit26932 ай бұрын
@irbennett Which only applies on restricted roads....
@irbennett2 ай бұрын
@@killerrabbit2693 No it applies everywhere at certain times, for obvious reasons. You can't have the alarm going off at a time when people are sleeping, which pissed Billy off.
@killerrabbit26932 ай бұрын
@@irbennett Wrong. It only takes a few minutes to look these things up. I didn't just pluck that out of think air. Check your facts, bud.
@peterholthoffman2 жыл бұрын
That's the way I feel about the things. We need more Billy Connolly. We need another Lenny Bruce.
@Shadow6taka2 жыл бұрын
Billy manages to speak drunk and tell the truth. And it does sound funny 😄
@ashs40222 жыл бұрын
It's google headquarters now, and it's an ipad not a notepad... but your BANG ON with this social critique! Thank you Billy!!!!
@_misterJ2 жыл бұрын
beigist - A bland, banal, unoriginal person; a humorless bourgeois. A political centrist or politically correct person; an unphilosophical adherent to the zeitgeist. For the uninitiated
@sneakinggodzilla63282 жыл бұрын
Tell me where to aim :-)
@Char9o8o5o2 жыл бұрын
Thanks I was just going to google that term after snorting beer through my nose at Billy Connolly.
@longasaya Жыл бұрын
A term much loved by Reese Mogg to justify his parasitic existence.
@SnazzySnezz4 күн бұрын
Beigist or should it better be spelt as belgist? I don't bloody care if I get censored..
@ripvanwinkle2002 Жыл бұрын
".....fuckers!" gets me every time.. 🤣
@jondspen2 жыл бұрын
"No it doesn't! It USED to." - funny and amazingly deep! 😁😆😂
@johnbateman95302 жыл бұрын
Billy telling it like it is
@JUANKERR20002 жыл бұрын
"The doctor says I have to do this..." I must try that sometime. :-)
@andrews1272 жыл бұрын
Just finished reading his autobiography - Windswept and Interesting. It totally finished off this crap of a year on a high!
@DoctorPhobos2 жыл бұрын
Please tell me there's an audiobook version read by Billy!
@andrews1272 жыл бұрын
@@DoctorPhobos that's an intetesting question. There would be an audio of it for sure, but whether its narrated by Billy I wouldn't know.
@jasontownley2502 жыл бұрын
@@DoctorPhobos THERE IS! It’s on audible, just finished listening to it last week. Bloody brilliant
@DiscoverWithPajerico7 ай бұрын
Men like this should rule the world
@irbennett18 күн бұрын
Do be quiet.
@allan904020 күн бұрын
We need Billy now more than ever. He explains common situations better than anyone
@mervynsands35012 жыл бұрын
Top class, tell it to em Billy.
@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ12482 жыл бұрын
Frankie Boyle couldn't hold a glove to this legend. Billy would never throw his integrity in the bin and water down his comedy.
@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ12482 жыл бұрын
Big yin wouldn't pander to the far left either.
@longasaya Жыл бұрын
@@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ1248 No, he was happy when the futute King visited him in his Scottish baronial home. Made him real proud to be a loyal servant. Check it out.
@nightowl7459 Жыл бұрын
@@longasaya The guy is a lefty hypocrite, sold out to get on board the BBC gravy train.
@irbennettАй бұрын
@@longasaya What has that got to do with Billy's integrity and watering down his comedy. Nothing whatsoever. You're full of shit.
@irbennett24 күн бұрын
@@longasaya So Prince Charles stayed with him, so what. He wasn't necessarily being a loyal servant, just a good host.. Check it out.
@terryjones65042 жыл бұрын
The brilliant Billy. Even then he saw the beigeness. We know it as something different now, we need more Connolly’s, many many more.
@Arational2 жыл бұрын
It is shocking to me that at this point this channel has only 37.4K subscribers.
@gallifrey19852 жыл бұрын
It's a shock to me as well. He should have millions of subscribers
@david52632 жыл бұрын
I was thinking of writing that. Glad to see I am not the only one thinking that 😁
@dbhoy28962 жыл бұрын
@@gallifrey1985 you do realise that this isn't an official Billy Connolly channel
@gallifrey19852 жыл бұрын
@@dbhoy2896 yes I know that
@smullen20002 жыл бұрын
@@dbhoy2896 that’s not what the description says on the about page.
@Iceman-ty2mf2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Billy for all the laughs. Hope you are well. Love you brother.
@paulmeersa716211 ай бұрын
For a moment there I stopped breathing for longer than I wanted to, and now I've got tears rolling down my cheeks. Sad to hear he has had a fall or two this week! Our thoughts are with you Billy!
@donreeves6010 ай бұрын
I'm genuinely sorry to hear that .
@vokstar2 жыл бұрын
Missing a trick, Billy needs to sell some t-shirts with that red circle with the line through it and behind it the word beige. Cheers for the vids and the laughs.
@randomfpv222 жыл бұрын
Shut up and take my money
@captainbuggernut95652 жыл бұрын
Thanks Billy. You put a smile on my face.
@vickiefutrell25202 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!!
@Crispi-T2 жыл бұрын
The best angry comedy I've ever seen! I LOVE YOU DUDE! Booking seats for me and my old pal from when we were kids! Vintage, improving with age ;)
@poppykoch90852 жыл бұрын
Billy...you have always been a bloody brilliant observer of life and all it's fuck-ups and you make them worth laughing at...Love the fearless way you speak yours( and our minds) - Brave-mouth, we have been the meek but we have laughed at life because of you - Thankyou!
@ShadesOfKnight2 жыл бұрын
Some one needs to put this man, John Cleese, Ricky Gervais and Rowan Atkinson on stage together.
@Tad19452 жыл бұрын
And piss the due good lefties off I’d pay to see it.
@prnothall93022 жыл бұрын
Ricky Gervais is not worthy to even be mentioned with those other three, for he is a third rate ' comedian' .
@jakeolthof2 жыл бұрын
Isn't he John Cleese's little brother?
@greenarrow2192 жыл бұрын
If that happened we would laugh so hard we would explode
@jongbong19122 жыл бұрын
Gervais is shite
@paulrooney92842 жыл бұрын
Love ❤️ you Billy Merry Christmas 🎄
@gnupf2 жыл бұрын
Bang on Bill!!
@jonallen19852 жыл бұрын
Life is a waist of time and time is a waist of life, and if you get waisted all the time then you’ll have the time of your life.
@garywagner24665 ай бұрын
Or wasted.
@irbennett22 күн бұрын
You nicked that line from Billy.
@katjakoskelin96922 жыл бұрын
We want more, obviously 😁
@theoak64 Жыл бұрын
It wasn't until recently that I heard that Billy didn't write jokes. No he wrote words on a piece of paper and left them on the stool on stage and developed stories as he went along, genius. Thank you Billy for taking us in your mind. I found Billy much to late in life to have enjoyed him live personally in concert. Thank God for sirius satellite radio and KZbin.
@steeny9845 Жыл бұрын
You are spot on he is the only comedian who told real life stories and could make them hilarious
@irbennett24 күн бұрын
Billy wrote eight words on a piece of paper and left them on the stool. Wouldn't necessarily use them.
@lindagriffiths89262 жыл бұрын
You are a fucking genius! Love you Billy. You made my nursing training awesome! 'I shit mysel..'. was the smile to my nurse-training back in the 1970's it was Awesome! Helped me know how many fuckers there are.... Stay well beautiful man Love you
@johnking24137 ай бұрын
Seen Billy in Sydney mid 90' s he was wearing that type of t-shirt, the story he started with was long forgotten till the punch line at the end, what an honour to see a comedian of his comic genius ❤️❤️❤️🦘🇦🇺👍
@vistazopimp46502 жыл бұрын
he would love justin trudeau, "People kind" lmao
@randomappalachian46352 жыл бұрын
This is the Scotland we need in the world.
@routeman6802 жыл бұрын
Yes, not the humourless Sturgeon and her woke followers, always ready to find fault with others. They are the new puritans.
@johnfitzpatrick40072 жыл бұрын
@@routeman680 got to laugh as you complain.about Sturgeon typical yoon.
@Mojo-IRE Жыл бұрын
A rant so ahead of it's time. We couldn't imagine how ridiculous it would get.
@batsnackattack Жыл бұрын
This is from 2007. This is really behind the times. In 2007, 'political correctness' was done to death "waitperson.. its waiter!" is just unbelievable hack "so 15 years ago" and already the age of 'Woke' was well on the way.
@jesseowens14922 жыл бұрын
I loved this man since Muppet treasure island. Hilarious even when G rated
@AMikeOnLine2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. In the news today, Men getting pregnant !... i wonder what Billy would think of Men getting pregnant. The whole fucking world has gone mad.
@irbennett24 күн бұрын
Sounds like a good idea.
@natasjaaitchison44092 жыл бұрын
I was able bodied once. Until that truck reversing in that alley.... if only it had made some sort of noise 😜😂😂😂😂😂
@MrMr-ws3tv2 жыл бұрын
Was looking at job's and seen Foreperson for a lumber yard, took me a few seconds to realise they're looking for a Foreman.
@MasculinityMindset2 жыл бұрын
We need Billy brought back to us.
@johnedunk2 жыл бұрын
It's got much worse since then. Come back Billy!!!
@irbennett24 күн бұрын
That won' t be happening soon.
@paulmasonsjazz96112 жыл бұрын
The woke brigade who get offended about nothing should have a proper name to describe them. I suggest 'The New Puritans'.
@beawarenow82872 жыл бұрын
They have one.....Wankers
@malgal89722 жыл бұрын
Thank's from me in Australia, all the best for the next journey, have a great trip.!!!
@skagget2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for making me pee my pants during the years. ❤️
@irbennett22 күн бұрын
You're thanking somebody for making you wet your pants? That's weird.
@deborahwatson51592 жыл бұрын
Love ❤ you ❤ 💖 Big Yin and have a Safe and Happy 😊 😃 Christmas 🎄 😀 😊 ❤ 💖 😘 🎄 with your Lovely Family xx 😘 ❤
@401RISaint2 жыл бұрын
Enjoyed a Pint with Billy in 2005 in Edinburgh...DIDNT know who he was immediately, just started talking at the bar. Great dude. 👍🏻👍🏻
@irbennett29 күн бұрын
Billy doesn't drink, why would he be in a bar enjoying a pint? So many people lie on the internet.
@gerardmcnally Жыл бұрын
We've never needed Billy more than in 2023
@kelliebrand983728 күн бұрын
My favourite Billy Connolly rant 😂😂😂 Billy Connolly is an absolute gift to the world from Glasgow. Funniest man ❤
@christophermccourt58102 жыл бұрын
Never a truer word said
@westaussie9652 жыл бұрын
Billy predicating the constantly offended, woke, PC culture we are experiencing now🤬
@fredfungalspore2 жыл бұрын
So many home truths told in Jest. Told by one of the finest....
@user-rq7gy1xf3m Жыл бұрын
We grew up listening to the Big Yin on cassette tapes, no one better
@martint26732 жыл бұрын
The big yin tells it as it is and thats how it should be simple 👌
@wingsting97922 жыл бұрын
This aged very well
@robertanderson9011 Жыл бұрын
Listened to this man when he only had albums out .what an absolute legend.greatest comedian ever to grace this earth .
@iffracem2 жыл бұрын
I used to think this all hilarious. Sadly, now it's nothing but the truth, amusing yes, but still the frightening truth. I'm glad I'm on the "downhill slide" and will probably drop off the planet before it really gets bad, but maybe not.
@randomfpv222 жыл бұрын
Oh billy never change! I fkn love you sir
@andypatterson68472 жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen this guy before but when I seen him the first thought in my head was “That dude is gonna have a Irish accent”
@garywagner24665 ай бұрын
Congratulations. Got it fecking wrong.
@simonblack42032 жыл бұрын
I feel so much better. I think I'll actually sleep more peacefully tonight...
@lesleymaclennan78992 жыл бұрын
Awe the best Billy. we all love you 🥰
@lloydowen19772 жыл бұрын
Absolutely brilliant when he's in full flight...sorry his health is rapidly declining.