BIOLOGY 2: THE REVENGE

[@Phisnom]

⚠THIS STREAM WAS SO DAMN GOOD IT'S NOW PUBLIC. ENJOY! ⚠

[@HydraulicBallPresser]

no fucking way

[@psxcsomething6114]

Good, everyone needs to see this lifechanging experience in father's memory

[@Local_Intruder]

PFFT HAH HELL YEAH

[@MemorybankYT]

FUCK YEAH PHIL!!! THANK YOU SO SO MUCH 💚💚

[@yourlocalsleepparalysisdemon.]

True

[@thesea-bass]

"Shadow the Conservative going on a mass animal kingdom genocide in father's memory" sounds like some crack fanfic, yet that's exactly what happened in this game.

[@WrathofFenrir99]

As a conservative I can't have a better role model

[@wormyangel]

47:51 “man kind is dead. blood is fuel. Africa is full.” HAD ME DEAD!! I absolutely love UltraKill!!!!! 😭😭

[@GoodGirlLuna3]

Ahh yes, my favorite conservation effort method: going out into the wild and getting a 99 killstreak for the tactical nuke

[@TheRaychenator]

Right before Phil said “this is when you fight wesker on the volcano in Africa” all I could think was “man we’re gunna run up this mountain and find out that Luke has secretly been working for Umbrella this whole time and now that we’ve seen the secret black lion project they’ve been working on, he led his own brother up here to be killed by some suped up tyrant bear so he can give umbrella more combat data”

[@beaujade]

Yeah, the Resident Evil 5 Remake looks great! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@twistedmyth5860]

So this was a fever dream and a half. For those who don't know, Cabela's is a hunting store. It sounds like a restaurant, tho.

[@joshriley2936]

I used to love Cabela's Dangerous Hunts on the PS2. I don't think it's aged too well, though.

[@NEEDbacon]

I think Bass pro Shops (which are related to Cabela's) do actually have Restaurants in them. Or at least one by me does.

[@JustAnAritstGal]

No amount of time could of prepared me for this stream, This is probably the FUNNIEST stream on the channel. And the fact its the one where shadow is voicing the main character just feels right.

[@yourlocalsleepparalysisdemon.]

I think everyone in this stream today can agree with that

[@qroniz]

not the funniest but its definitely a top 5 for sure

[@CluelessQuazar]

Fun fact: if you want EXTREME MODE put the stream on 2× when Ellie laughs she sounds like a little goblin

[@TheEmeraldSword04]

I don't think anything can top Phil blasting a massive pack of hyenas point blank with a shotgun over BFG Division while Ellie reads the Wikipedia article on the hyena. Glad this amazing stream got the public treatment!

[@purplemax5140]

This stream is how Phil properly learned biology

[@TheTownNarcoleptic]

Resident Evil 5 Remake demo looks great, can’t wait for the progenitor-virus-infected monkey gladiatorial ambush after Chris and Sheva trespass into their ruins.

[@Kwasont]

I understand why you forced us to stay. Omfg my face hurts from laughing so much in father’s memory.

[@TheycallmeBree]

RESIDENT EVIL: BIOLO9Y

[@Vineepool]

Achievement unlocked: learned biology part II

[@Going4Broke2528]

Moose are basically megafauna that slept through the class where they learned that megafauna need more oxygen to exist. It's a semi-truck, wrapped in fur, except it's angry at you like you owe it money and screwed it's wife. IF YOU HIT ONE WITH YOUR CAR, *_IT IS MORE LIKELY TO WALK AWAY FROM THAT THAN YOU._* Why the fuck did it die in two shots?! That gun would make it LAUGH if it was not angry 24/7 365, so I guess our "conservationist" friend here has the power of cutscene bullets, but in actual gameplay. Also, Baboons are violent as hell, they would rip a man apart, and for that matter so can Chimps and pretty much any great ape. And in regards to hunting down a Grizzly after it hurts someone, that is always done in the event a person is killed, or at least partially consumed by a predator, because humans on average are easier to hunt and kill than most prey (assuming they aren't armed, which most hikers and shit likely would not be), so if said predator starts to view humans as a valid food source following said confrontation, there is a chance it will begin ACTIVELY hunting humans, which is not good. It was stated the Grizzly you go after in the post-baboon flashback level (what the fresh hell is this game, that that sentence makes SENSE) had already hurt and/or killed some hikers, (which is why it killed Dad I guess) meaning it's been marked as a problem that actually would make sense to go out of your way to kill.

[@TestowyTest]

This was a peak stream of all times, almost died while watching it. It will be hard to beat this one.

[@CluelessQuazar]

In the first age, in the first battle, when the Bone Crushing Hyenas first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the blood of animals and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual Conservation. In his ravenous hatred, he found no peace, and with boiling blood he scoured the African Savannah seeking vengeance against the dark beasts who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Hunters, and those that tasted the bite of his glock named him... The National Conservative.

[@qroniz]

The stream was so good he had to make it public earlier

[@ShoppingatAM]

I’m so sorry about how long this thread will be, but I have a special interest in biology + paleontology, and for some reason I like reading scientific studies and sharing that information with others. TBH I blame my dad for getting me those cool books about anatomy that you could shine flashlights through and Wild Kratts for making me like this. This is a compilation of facts for animals that were mentioned in this stream including facts about the current day animals, how the animals and their environments were in the past, and how they differ from each other and us!

[@ShoppingatAM]

1.) It’s not illegal to hunt doe all the time, and is even recommended to hunt them by some wildlife experts as the idea that you can’t has led to the doe population far out numbering the bucks and in certain areas of the U.S.A it is very beneficial as in the past wolves were over hunted causing most herbivores to over populate. The only time it is illegal to hunt doe is during the spring when they are pregnant, by summer the fawn has been weaned and the doe is able to be hunted again.

[@ShoppingatAM]

2.) There are geese in Africa! They’re coloration resembles a cut open almond to me, with a cream color on the bottom and a toasty brown color on top, they also have a pouch under their beak like turkeys or chickens (but the African goose lacks that noticeable bright red color that most birds have that people are familiar with, with the pouch being the same color as the area around it).

[@ShoppingatAM]

3.) Hyenas are matriarchal in nature, with the females always being the first to eat, bathe in mud, picking where to sleep, and are the most aggressive. A lot of wildlife experts say that the best time of a male hyena's life is during his time as a cub as cubs get to eat along with the females and are pampered in comparison to their adult life. Once the male gets old enough to be weaned he is bullied by being refused food until every other hyena has eaten (which usually means no food for him) and attacked until he leaves to find a different pack (this is a strategy used to prevent inbreeding!). Unlike wolves hyenas do have an alpha, a single female that leads the large (up to 70-80 members!) pack (also on the topic of wolves although hyenas and canines look similar, they’re not even close to being related, they’re actually in the suborder of Feliformia, catlike carnivores with their closest relatives being the mongoose and meerkat). The female hyena has pseudo-male reproductive parts (this made it really hard for researchers to sex them, with one study saying that the mimicry was so good that it was almost impossible to tell the difference), female hyenas are also the only known mammal that doesn’t have an secondary opening specifically for mating and birth. Meaning that they pee and give birth out of one place. This makes reproduction harder in comparison to other species but is actually beneficial to the matriarchy as the male can’t do anything without the female’s consent and if the female changes her mind after she can basically do the hyena version of plan B and urinate to clean herself out and stop any pregnancy. They usually hunt for their food despite their status as scavengers, and a group of hunting hyenas can go toe to toe with hunting lionesses!

[@ShoppingatAM]

4.) Cheetahs aren’t just weird for not being able to roar, they also can’t fully retract their claws and are the only feline that can’t do this! And this is actually amazing for them, the dull claws always being somewhat out acts like cleats for an athlete and lets the cheetah do quick, tight, turns while doing highway speeds! Though this does mean that they’re not as good at climbing as other cats.

[@ShoppingatAM]

5.) Giraffes are actually kinda morbid, with them having been seen playing with other animal carcasses, even going as far to pick up the bones in their mouths. They’re the tallest animal on land, have a dark purplish black tongue, gray skin under their fur, and have the interesting mating display of males sword fighting with their necks. Males will form calcium deposits on their skulls forming hard bumps turning their head into what is basically a club to use to whack other males in the neck with to impress females. The spotted pattern on a giraffe is beneficial to their survival as the stippled lighting from the trees they eat from are the usual environment they need to blend in with. Lions also have a good reason to be afraid of them, two years ago in the capital city in my state of Nebraska, a man was trying to take a selfie with one of the giraffes and got headbutted which led to his eye popping out of the socket, and that wasn’t even a violent headbutt from the giraffe so imagine what they could do when pissed.

[@LuckyDaDragon]

this was one of the most funniest phisnom stream i ever watch.

[@rebornotherlan]

As a big Mandi fan as soon as I heard I am all of me and then music from mystery of the druids i knew exactly what this was going to be. maybe one day there will be a limbo of the lost stream but it will definitely be members only knowing one of the characters name.

[@Octojoker]

I think Phil put several animals on the endangered species list today

[@yourlocalsleepparalysisdemon.]

No shit

[@BananaBoi_]

Yippee, L bears

[@yourlocalsleepparalysisdemon.]

@@BananaBoi_cesspit: 1 bears: 0

[@BananaBoi_]

This stream was just:🐻 Very good stream! Genuinely one of the funniest streams in this channel, if not the funniest! We learned the biology of zombie bears, we have pleased father. Nice to see Ellie back in the streams aswell! I enjoy the streams where it’s just random nonsensese, makes my brain feel like it’s in LSD.

[@yourlocalsleepparalysisdemon.]

I love how everything in this game happened because of a fucking bear

[@Tintv96]

This stream just felt like being hit by a baseball bat during the whole thing. My chest hurts so much from laughing.

[@sargentgamer4036]

Truly an epic Biology experience 10/10 needs more Biology.

[@Phantal_]

Im literally like 10 minutes in gameplay and Im genuinely surprised of this video game, thank you phil to give us this gift of a stream

[@nova7931]

Ok made respect for making it public for non members because the first biology stream was insane and imma watch this one

[@rayyannoor129]

Phisnom laughing his ass off while committing a genocide against the entire animal kingdom is the funniest part of the entire stream

[@Oldmangamess]

So happy to see Ellie back on the streams.

[@skeletonlover3214]

When this kept getting mentioned in the other streams, I thought that it couldn't possibly be as good as it was getting hyped up to be. I was dead wrong.

[@bmaskims]

This stream was an experience. I was not prepared for Resident Evil 5: Animal Endangerment Edition, but it made such a funny stream.

[@yourlocalsleepparalysisdemon.]

What a nice stream to end my membership but really this was the BEST stream I have ever been in can’t wait for next week and with any luck I’ll get my membership back

[@ryannelson-n1c]

Actual Hunting games: Slow paced, harder to find and hunt animals, traditional hunting weapons. This game: "Que Doom soundtrack" 🤣🤣

[@psxcsomething6114]

Now this is where the real biology begins

[@andyredson7652]

57:26 Phil: trade ofer , you give me bioligy 2 and i give you VODKA Da russia mafia : (russan accent) HMMMMMM okay

[@miserirken]

i'm literally crying at this, what an insane experience

[@glitchkrown]

i learned so much about animals!

[@daveybonesOG]

Random wolf: "Mister phil, I don't feel so good..."

[@myronmasottajr6157]

I'm so glad Sony put Phil and Ellie in charge of remaking the Kraven the Hunter movie after the poor reception of Madame Web.

[@Sylvia_Corvidev]

WHAT IS THIS BANGER I'M LISTENING TO IN THE OPENING???

[@haydenmcbride8933]

the mvc3 remix of winds of madness

[@thederpmeister626]

At around 2:03:00 when the cat farming commenced I nearly passed out from laughing

[@sickeny]

Just missed it, darn, I'll have to watch it anyway!

[@roi-77]

I've watched this vod 3 times already. The water buffalo massacre always catches me off guard.

[@NotASovietSpy1]

now the world can experience Peak Biology

[@Ciaran3681]

I HAVE WAITED SO GODDAMN LONG FOR THIS

[@KennethFernandez-x2t]

It's like the Tiger came it out of nowhere and phil shoot it without any cassette. 2:05:48

[@BananaBoi_]

Oh it’s public already, now this is epic.

[@NEEDbacon]

I've only played Dangerous Hunts 2009. It's still just as crazy, except you get to choose your weapon loadout.

[@eltonbokgren3398]

DEFEND THE VEHICLE!

[@DefinitelynotaRobotYT]

That felt like a fever dream I love it. HAPPY 420 DAY sponsored by National Geographic

[@yourlocalsleepparalysisdemon.]

HAPPY 420

[@blazmobabbins1006]

Imma make a correction. Those aren't water buffalo, they're cape buffalo. Might not seem like it, but they're quite different. Particularly the fact that cape buffalo ARE very aggressive.

[@TheBossua]

I thought this was going to be a stream about biology. How wrong I was.

[@Sharptooth04]

I remember playing a game very similar to this called cabelas African adventure that I would always borrow from the library as a kid and let me tell you, it was JUST as ridiculous as this!😂

[@IDksgeivib]

That was the greatest stream ever.

[@mack4919]

I have this for the ps3 I forgot how crazy it was

[@Leszy2137]

What was that fever dream?

[@yourlocalsleepparalysisdemon.]

Idk I have no fucking clue

[@qroniz]

i wonder what PETA thinks about this game

[@yourlocalsleepparalysisdemon.]

They probably love it

[@Going4Broke2528]

They're too busy killing 95% of the animals they capture and being worried about Pokemon, which has gone out of it's way at every turn to show that it's important to care for and respect animals. (Not to mention they just list wrong shit at times, for some reason they think you have to slaughter a sheep to get wool by the way they talk about sweaters. In fact, sheering them helps prevent them from heat-related health problems in the Summer, and their skin naturally secretes a chemical that soothes and minor nicks they get.)

[@Kiki35957]

13:30, 58:20, 1:12:00

[@Marmarmargier]

This game made Phil jump more than fucking indigo park lmao

[@melissajones9389]

This game makse me think about that arcade game with I think it was Jerassic Park? Or was it a different one? Either way.... How was this not turned into an arcade game?! I could imagine this being popular.

[@Purpie_Slurpie]

the stream of all time holy shit

[@fangxshadowolf]

Peeps say they hear Shadow the Hedgehog's voice but i honestly hear Ichigo Kurosaki tbh XD Maybe cuz i haven't heard Shadow's voice in a long time. ~

[@sunnyd6519]

*Brought to you by National Geographic* : )

[@chJohnJobs]

I played one of these on the gamecube, The memories

[@ona512]

vinny vinesauce destroyed an ecosystem today

[@bonnieplushtuber5517]

All for father

[@beaujade]

In Father's Memory

[@Welrd_name]

Back when National Geographic was GOOD

[@thediam0nddrag0n78]

Ellie's new character must be really bad at being a mimic. Didn't even trick a short elf

[@PositiveNihilism.]

Were there any sequels to this Game.

[@PositiveNihilism.]

Huh, So this was That game that my Dad Played, Tried to Find out what it was, But Couldn't Find out about it since.

[@FridaMurre]

where can Iget this game? I NEED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@wormyangel]

you would probably have to pirate it since Phil said you can’t get it on steam anymore

[@juanma9694]

reminds me when i was a stupid child and i tried to convince my dad to buy a wii because of the cabelas hunting games (it didnt work)

[@juanma9694]

i wonder if biology n°3 will going to be deadly creatures

[@AlderiteNagami]

Wtf was that stream

[@welshlout3400]

Gotta play 2012. The bioweapon bent makes this genre make sense imo

[@beaujade]

Wasn't expecting this vod to be available within a week! Awesome! 🧪⚠️

[@shadwz0]

1:22:45

[@joshuajones4791]

SANDSTORM!

[@boomshockalocka]

this is insane

[@Hastifomal]

WAIT WHAT

[@LocuraTheDude]

YEAAAAH

[@realmeme6]

calling this "the revenge" is ironic in all the best ways

[@b4_randomnoob.]

what

[@crimson5689]

Yoo

[@MEEPMANISREAL]

Huh