Bionicle: GTA 6

it's here

[@robertwagstaff1126]

He actually did just sneak into the Heart of God and stole a car.

[@DragonaxFilms]

I love how absurd Bionicle lore sounds when rephrased like this.

[@jarekkish5515]

Well, he is a demi-god himself.

[@Vemberwost]

such a power move honestly

[@Oriaks]

And he was blind at the time.

[@elmarm.5224]

Grand heart theft auto

[@purplehaze2358]

Mutran: "Antroz is wanted by the order for that vehicular manslaughter he did." Antroz: "Manslaughter, doctor? I did that shit on purpose."

[@gabrieljo4580]

Maxor

[@Redsnowfox]

Each speed-ticket paid seperatly

[@YasaiTsume]

First he steal your ride. Then he steals your heart. Each organ stolen seperately.

[@edgyhipster996]

“Bionicle Presents, Grand Theft Auto 6” is something I didim’t know I would wake up to today, But I’m sure as hell not complaining.

[@binary1045]

Its been 22 years and still no open world bionicle game, only one we're getting is fan made

[@weegee_hates_the_blind]

The Leagend of mata nui is pretty kickass if you can get through all the jank

[@lukestarkiller1470]

@@weegee_hates_the_blindit is, but I broke game at the end of the Kopaka level and I can’t continue, and I’m not ready to go through all those sledding segments again

[@weegee_hates_the_blind]

@@lukestarkiller1470 you should be able to level select in the dev mode or something. There’s also a way to no clip if you have It enabled. But yeah, it’s rough.

[@randomjap8431]

And it's about Mata Nui, as always. We definitely need a Bionicle game based on Metru Nui or Voy a Nui

[@neinja66469]

​@@weegee_hates_the_blindthen again it's done by the fans not experts in game design Just give them time they'll likely take note of what's going on with collision detection and fix it when they can

[@mattguy1773]

Your bonkle memes make my day

[@flygonas2]

the toa violently murdering makutas make my day

[@weegee_hates_the_blind]

Bionicle predicted the oppressor all along.

He sounds audibly angrier here, even before the swearing.

[@Boamere]

thank you for using british terminology with him, it makes it more authentic

[@OmegaCorsair]

Tahu is the new Trevor.

[@flygonas2]

the adaptive nuva driving the aerial matoran bugattis 🔥🔥🔥

[@nootnewt]

dark ambient closer to the truth in the background goes hard

[@RedStar441]

The last time someone insulted Trevor's choice in Toa they were dropped into the ocean world shark exhibit with trout nailed to them.

[@clutchpowers9761]

This is just beyond amazing! Love your Bionicle content

[@shaldurprime7154]

this has got to be the best one yet

[@Yan_Alkovic]

Essenger has still got it Also can’t wait for your collab with Cryoshell!!

[@peternagy6847]

"With a criminal record longer than our parental complaint portfolio" 🤣

[@myotismusic5019]

Bruh your Bionicle meme game is straight fire my dude. These are are so goddamn funny. 😂

[@VeryPeeved]

"But it's not just the speed that counts, it's the fucking audacity." Unironically sounds like something from a GTA trailer.

[@starchcontrast4214]

Each crime committed separately.

[@thatkidwiththehoodie]

Each car jacked separately.

[@starchcontrast4214]

@@thatkidwiththehoodie that's better ngl

[@thatkidwiththehoodie]

@@starchcontrast4214 each man slaughtered vehicularly

[@profix25lo]

the credit card part is genius!

[@Enderclaw_The_Cyborg]

Would play this ngl

[@beedleez7926]

Babe wake up New essenger video dropped🦅🦅

[@OGMantaxfan]

I really want a gta style game about the phantoka Makuta, Antroz would probably say that you forget a thousand things every day

[@marcosfidelis4171]

for the sake of my internal child's hope, these videos make me want to go buy them back, but one glance at how much they cost from resellers and my wallet itches and aches

[@Donkeymaster9000]

*“Dive into the fucking filthy bog”*

[@kptkeece3613]

this is the content i'm here for

[@BovineDesigns]

Act now and get the special edition yellow Jetrax T6 DLC.

[@angeljesusriveraquintero-hi7yi]

My favorite phrase is "take control of antros,the meanest bugger in carda nui"

[@alexanderberrones2165]

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN SILVER FLYER ANTROZ!

[@haydenhayden]

Dang this RP server goes hard.

[@Spritus3241]

i've been waiting for this!

[@andrewchapman2039]

Oh yeah, this is one for keeping.

[@yoyo170rs]

God I love Bionicles

[@saulgoodman442]

Can wait to play!

[@EmmanuelTran]

More bionicle lore please!

[@AngryGoats555]

I want to see an AI vid of the top gear guys reviewing the 08 vehicles

[@lizardguyNA]

Ahh, commercialism.

[@securityg1618]

This feels like it's the most British the narrator has ever been especially at 0:30 "That bastard Pohatu got his eyes on your pimped out Jetrax T6? Kick him to the curb and pop a cap in his arse."

[@OverlyPositiveFanboy]

Honestly, I would play this.

[@vulkarma741]

Ah good, there isn’t any new choking hazards in the new hit video game bionicle: gta6.

[@ogod5985]

I see Tony escaped the russian mafia

[@claudiobizama5603]

I mean, Florida is a swamp, so its accurate

[@KoPT01]

Still mad the writers had Antroz steal the Jetrax, because I wanted a pilot-mode Kopaka.

[@ishy858]

GOAT of Bonkle memes *staying* the GOAT

[@thenandnow1113]

This is next level

[@skizordrone3836]

Holy shit my sides, amazing

[@VersatileElement]

Kids, it is your Destiny to swipe your mom's credit card and use the number on the back to get your copy now

[@v88box21]

Bionicle Theft Auto 6

[@thehypestpiknick2755]

Ay why you gotta do my boy Pohatu like that.

[@kindredmisfit8690]

This is gold

[@SgtZook]

the fucking audacity

[@aname848]

GTA online but there's only MK2 Oppressors

[@R9000]

Each set stole separately. Also guys I got Hakann, Reidak and Thok on eBay this week, boxed for about £35 TOTAL. Talk about a fucking steal.

[@sophieprime4669]

I ate a shadow leech when i was wee AMA

[@nicholasmarin7855]

Too early to trailer leaking

[@15oClock]

I'd play it.

[@aidanholland4246]

Nice 😂

[@mechanwhal6590]

Based

[@chicken1696]

gta bionicle > gta 6

[@pedroemo5477]

Bioniuþ

[@Exist64]

Pohatu

[@flygonas2]

toa of stone

[@MothROL]

Finally a good looking Bionicle game, i've been waiting with baited breath since Bionicle heros.

[@Davidpoland2005]

bro is that the oppressor mk 2?

[@Lite9-vq9yr]

Wtf did I just watch?

[@TyrannoNoddy]

Encouraging real crimes to do fictional ones, I see :P Also, are you still planning to continue the lore series?

[@essengerbionicle]

yep!

[@McMemeTME]

Now do one for Half-Life 3.

[@neinja66469]

You do it

[@leejaq6665]

what's the music?

[@essengerbionicle]

cryoshell-closer to the truth

[@leejaq6665]

@@essengerbionicle thank you

[@chandlerc8438]

What Ai voice program?

[@Vemberwost]

i fking hate that bastard pohatu 😡😡😡

[@flygonas2]

hes a piraka 😡😡😡😡😡

[@ieuansmith518]

Where can I buy this?

[@pigmentpeddler5811]

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