Bionicpig reacts to Disturbing Unsolved Mysteries

[@zbcrazy]

I appreciate that you were ready to throw down if the DUI comment wasn’t ironic. I almost died after being run over by a drunk driver while helping at an accident in 2014 and have permanent injuries to my skeleton. The driver got 6 months in jail and asked not to get probation because “last time it really messed with my schedule”. I had to sue everyone involved - including my own insurance company - for almost 5 years to get my $125,000 medical bills paid for. DUIs are brushed off like nothing but the rest of us are completely fucked over for the rest of our lives.

[@allisoncastle]

I dated a girl who went on and on to me about how unfair it was that she was arrested for driving drunk WEEKS before our first date. It’s shocking how many “normal” people think like this.

[@allexmussen9107]

Some rivers do have drop offs. Some also have sinking mud that sucks you in pretty quick. The river eats at the shore so sometimes it looks shalloe but you step in and it sucks you off. Rivers often are super fast moving too so he could have stepped in a spot that dropped and then gotten quickly pulled down stream.

[@AnAngryMagpie]

Camp camp pfp

[@oOo0oOo0oOo]

Pig needs to see that viral video of the guy on vacation trying to step across a mud puddle. The one where he slips in, instantly and completely submerging in what looks like a shallow 4ft diameter puddle. That particular video had a funny happy ending but shit is terrifying.

[@shoobunkin7348]

the way pig gets mad about rivers was so frustrating lol there are drop offs that people can suddenly fall into a river. my grandparents had one that we all had to watch out for in winter. my cottage did too, usually its faster flowing water that carved into the dirt and stone creating a sudden drop

[@ConcernedCoffee]

Yes that whole part I was yelling at my screen 😆 I live near a river and in most places it just drops off several feet

[@dannydethanos6994]

I was just like who tf cares and he just kept being geared to no I’m right i have to be

[@Brother_O4TS]

I got pushed into one back in the day lol. Thankfully I was a capable swimmer

[@purpseatpeeps8641]

This is probably one of pigs most infuriating stream segments, I’m glad that everyone here understands how ridiculous the river rant was. Isn’t he from the Midwest? Shouldn’t he know this sort of thing?

[@oh_sweet]

I'm glad none of us are alone in feeling this way, Omaha and Ashland have some nasty drop-offs

[@sporemaster97]

Illinois (where I've gathered he's from or lives) doesn't actually have much of this. I've even lived in the country where rivers, creeks and such are common, never heard any warnings to worry about this stuff, except maybe the Mississippi, but who would even go in there in the first place? That's like swimming in Lake Michigan. Now, I know that water is no weakling, and has the potential to do things like pull you into riptides, or deceive about depth carve the Grand Canyon and such too), but I don't believe it's a common threat here, I think our rivers are pretty chill for the most part. At least from my own experience, I don't personally enjoy swimming or being in the water (I don't float, it's scary lol) but I know plenty who do love swimming, and have swam in rivers here and haven't had any issues. Illinois is incredibly flat, hence being called the prairie state, so there's not a lot of potential for water to gain speed and power.

[@QuikVidGuy]

@@sporemaster97 I live 15 minutes outside Chicago and we absolutely do have to worry about river safety

[@pantsonparade]

Just doing a google image search of Yellow Medicine River shows plenty of pictures with dropoffs.

[@FuneralRoses]

One quick google search brought up river safety tips & guidelines from State Patrol that talk specifically about river drop offs.

[@zozocecp]

Pig saying rivers don’t have drop offs makes me think he doesn’t go outside much

[@theStrickRev]

I was genuinely getting annoyed at how he was going about it, as someone who lives a mile from a river that does what he says it doesn't

[@zozocecp]

@@theStrickRev Same I was getting frustrated. The river by my house you really could just plunk in if you didn’t know it was there + walking around in the dark

[@cartooncritique6625]

Well, he's always talking about how scared he is of forests, so yeah I imagine he doesn't get out much...least not out in nature.

[@theStrickRev]

@@cartooncritique6625 Which is understandable but even so he was being kind of an ass to the chat just because that one river wasn't a sudden drop off and saying all rivers were like that one and it just made em look delusional, for a lack of a better term

[@cartooncritique6625]

@@theStrickRev Not disagreeing with you. He did seem a little out-of-pocket during that part of the video.

[@covfefeforever7226]

Even if the river didn't have a drop off (which is possible), that doesn't mean he didn't slip and fall into it. You can still slip or have difficulties standing up if it's a gradual decline. Also, the darkness and his disability could have made him disoriented in the water. I wouldn't for the life of me try to jump into a river fully clothed and at night.

[@storymaster21]

Bodies of water can have all depths of sudden drops right off the shoreline. One time while rock hopping in a shallow stream I slipped on a rock and fell into the water DIRECTLY next to the shoreline where the water met the mud. I fell 6+feet deep in a pocket of water the size of a small child. Water can pool near the edges of creeks and rivers to even greater depths, and it is possible to just step into the water from where the mud meets water and the land, and just yeet straight down. And if you cannot see or prepare for the drop you could just hit your head and then bang! you drown.

[@Soy_boi]

Why does Pig not understand drowning?? He was like this in another video where a couple accidentally recorded themselves drowning. He said it was fake because there is no way you could just drown in water like that. Like WTF?! You do understand that not everyone knows how to swim and people, including strong swimmers, have been drowning for centuries? When you panic, you don’t always think things through. People pointed this out in the video and he went “i know, panic, but really, doesn’t seem realistic. Just swim to shore!” I honestly don’t know if it is a bit or if he is really that dense.

[@hagelslag9312]

Bruh not all rivers are small lakes. They could be some genuine insane rivers with a crazy dropoff of 2+ meter down within half a meter. Even in nature, I've swam in rivers in France like that.

[@sporemaster97]

He's in IL, it's incredibly flat here, flat means water doesn't have the potential to go too crazy. It depends on where you're from. I know the drop offs and crazy currents exist, but they don't exist close to me that I've ever heard about, and he is only a few hours from me.

[@somedude1561]

I would rather eat vanilla ice cream than watch another Marvel movie rn tbh

[@vanillamilk7575]

HEY!!!

[@MelissaLawrence2002]

They really went downhill. Megamind is the best superhero movie.

[@Lucifer_Is_Not_Amused]

Quantumania looks lit though

[@calebalwayswill7423]

A little ironic, considering how aggressively Neapolitan phase four was lol

[@connornoiles2447]

Don't hate on vanilla ice cream >:)

[@trashpanda9380]

Bro, rivers are scary. I'm from rural Mississippi, and I can promise you from firsthand experience that rivers do have those super deep drop-offs out of nowhere. The problem with swimming in a river is the fact that no matter what, there is a current that is trying to sweep you away. It usually gets faster in shallower sections of the river, so if the guy fell into a shallower section of the river, he could have been slingshotted through the water. There's also usually tons of things in the river, like rocks and logs, that you could get snagged on that will keep you stuck until you get hit by something bigger, or you drown. And if the guy hit his head as he was going into the water, there's a pretty good chance that he drowned while unconscious or dazed. Tl:Dr. Bad take on rivers, dude.

[@vickfrankenstein]

I’m pretty sure it was frozone that did it guys.

[@carnuatus]

Pig, I love you, but for someone who constantly rags on people for being foolish or what have you is astounding Considering some of the things that Come out of your mouth. Some rivers don't just have a shoreline. Some indeed do just have a sharp drop off. It's almost like geographic landmarks can be wildly different or something.

[@dietjesus7710]

I wonder how he thinks the Grand Canyon got there

[@ZeallustImmortal]

He does it all the time about all kinds of things. Im not convinced hes ever admitted to being wrong about anything ever.

[@DJ-LD]

Honestly the last one sounds more as though he saw an animal and was trying to be quite. Then the parents accidentally gave away his position. Probably got got by something at the very least

[@Itz2Cat]

I live right next to a river that has a drop off. If you were to fall in there is basically no way of getting out because the drop is so sudden.

[@supergingerr]

The sheer misunderstanding of rivers is insane. Does pig not know erosion exists? Does he not realize rivers are long and therefore it can be calm in one area and wild in another? Please tell me he was trolling.

[@sporemaster97]

Illinois doesn't have these aggressive rivers outside the Mississippi, which you absolutely should not swim in. Our rivers here are boring and slow, as our geography is boring and flat.

[@desti.nation_unknown]

So weird to see it open with Fingringhoe in my home county. I went there and to Assington to laugh at the names last year.

[@theokemp9451]

Just chiming in about rivers cuz I’ve lived next to the Niagara river my whole life. The picture shown is more a stream not a river. Rivers move fast. Some times there’s maybe 2 or 3 feet of steaply angled shore that drops off to water that’s maybe 3 feet deep but the river moves quickly and before you even get to stand you’re in the main part of the river. I dunno what river this guy encountered I just know falling into the Niagara river kills people monthly. Like it’s very common

[@sporemaster97]

The land the Niagara River sits on has a lot more elevation changes than where he lives. He has the Mississippi River and that's about it that's scary here, unless it's scary because the water is nasty.

[@MelissaLawrence2002]

I'm glad someone brought up Megamind before I did. I agree that Megamind is far more superior to other superhero movies though.

[@GamingintheAM0801]

Guys, Pig grew up in the 90s, pre-MCU, where admitting you liked superheroes was committing social suicide. You were only "allowed" to like Spider-Man and Batman, that's it. Also, the whole point of The Incredibles was that it came out at a time in history where superhero stories were considered a dead genre. It was kind of meant to be a nostalgic tribute to a bygone era, which is why I agree with Pig when he says it doesn't really "count."

[@Weazla-]

Pig being wrong about river banks brought back a vivid memory of a geography lesson from like 15 years ago

[@joshburn4650]

The way pig feels about superhero’s is how I feel about anime man when you consume so much there is so much trash

[@GamingintheAM0801]

Honestly, superhero fiction and anime have a lot in common, and not in a good way. Both rely way too heavy on the same handful of tropes and story structures. There are a few unique gems among the pile, but they get buried beneath all the bland sameyness. In other words, "you've seen one, you've seen 'em all." (inb4 someone points I have an anome profile pic. I know. It's from Digimon, the only anime I watch and it barely even counts as one lol)

[@joshburn4650]

@@GamingintheAM0801 yea consume enough and you have seen it all. Same with anime I don’t like people that act like anime is so above comics please

[@tatanooki]

Remember that anime is animation and that animation is a medium not a genre. Maybe what you need is a genre change?

[@Air_Serpent]

You gotta go into non-mainstream to get the unique stuff.

[@KingOfGaymes]

@@GamingintheAM0801 Digimon fully counts as an anime lol not sure what you mean. It’s animated and it’s from Japan so it checks all the boxes

[@mellowmulatto5126]

"Super heroes aren't my cup of tea" My hero academia lol

[@cassandra.wladyslava]

I don’t think he drowned, but just to clarify….The river was actually 10ft deep where he would have supposedly fallen in. Not sure exactly how fast the current was going, but I did find a source saying it was going faster than average. Also, judging by some videos I looked at, there are areas where you get an immediate drop off into deeper waters. Also, others have drowned in that river.

[@Cam_Ayy]

Bruh Pig is so hard to watch now. Like sure it's fun to argue with chat every now and then, but he refuses to admit when he's wrong or do a simple search on things when unsure. Like, you're a streamer on a computer, look it up. This isn't the only example of him flipping shit on things that take a quick search to settle (at least until he gets angry enough), sure he may be progressive, but he certainly isn't open minded enough to engage with anymore, he just attacks his viewers at this point.

[@Matthew-gl6ni]

The absolute irony of saying all superhero stuff is the same and then saying "I only watch anime" you mean the medium that right now is literally pumping out "I was godtier ___ in my past life and I'm resurrected and now I'm OP". THAT medium? sorry, that is what you like because you don't like "Vanilla"???

[@ResidentRodent-c3k]

Local man forgets what cliffs are and that they can fall into rivers

[@Cadhlasta1]

I know this video is old, but since he was tryin gto cut across to go to the lights, perhaps he tried to cut across at some point, slipped on a rock and hit his head, going unconscious. We just have no idea. I feel bad for the family and friends. Especially hearing his possible last words.

[@wolfman-zd1ed]

Daily reminder you can easily die from falling and hitting your head from a stationary standing position. Near a shoreline it can be rather slippery, and you can hit your head on a rock and just be gone. Or just be unconscious and now you drown cuz how you gonna swim when you're not awake? Common sense. edit: Yeah everyone else is also on this train yay. I didn't read comments lol

[@kingkooki7761]

you can drown in an inch of water, i don't know the river he was near when he went missing, but someone could totally trip hit their head on the ground or a rock and drown in a shallow end of the river and get swept off/deeper

[@Revealingstorm.]

Invincible is a lot more than what if Superman was bad

[@delycan4912]

"I don't like Superheroes." >Anime fan. Cringe

[@snoop8549]

Have you learned that some rivers do drop off at the shore yet? Or can you not yet understand it?

[@supermike3529]

Just so everyone is aware, the cyclist, the polish man "luc" was never arrested, there havent been any updates since seemingly nov 18. 2022, no body ever found, he very well could've made the story up, nobody knows and likely, now so long, never will.

[@GunmarTheBlack]

16:20 😂 nooooooo, not the Stephen McDaniel reference

[@TheeKittyPie]

Missed a stream cause I was removed the discord :( this is so not fair

[@Limeocelot]

I think i have only seen rivers with dropoffs, no wait, i have seen one with a beatch (nearly drowned in it)

[@NeonGhostWolf2001]

30:30 is that an actual case photo tho?

[@nikothehusky2384]

Pig needs to go outside more often and see more rivers

[@hankkingsley619]

How could the Dad not hear the splash or the banging of the phone dropping?

[@timsmith9292]

I live right on the platte and it has a drop off into the river

[@EatThatTTV]

better not catch pig watching one punch man or invincible.

[@BP9000]

Every time I go to wingstop, I get food poisoning

[@sporemaster97]

If vanilla is basic, then so is plain chocolate (and plain chocolate ice cream has got to be the worst flavor, it doesn't even taste like chocolate, it's tastes like chalk)

[@davidlionheart2438]

When Pig thinks all rivers have gentle sloping banks. Even when Pig knows nothing Pig knows everything.

[@ImminentFates]

That one dude couldn't have drowned he was on the phone with his dad he said oh shit and the phone didn't die and they didn't hear a splash

[@captainredclaw5864]

30:05 i love fishing and ive been to many rivers where the shore line are rocks and yess there is no gradual decline just a 10-foot-deep river that drops straight down no gradual incline or shallows ill take you to a small bass river i fish at and show you a river that just drops down at the shore

[@jack_T3579]

Damn that was a good joe impression! Low key trending on tik tok 😮

[@TheLegPumpkin]

I love that soooo many people can't comprehend not being a grown man into the same superhuman tropes bundled up as their favorite one. Don't get me wrong I think he was over doing it by lumping The Boys, Invincible and any of the good Suicide Squad ones. Plus for me Guardians of the Galaxy, but the director of those was my favorite director growing up. But yeah telling people you don't like comic book movies is as bad as when I tell people I just plain don't like sports

[@InfiniteSkiegh]

But...I just plain dislike sports...it's like eating rocky road...I hate it.

[@sporemaster97]

@@InfiniteSkiegh Skiing, tennis, biking, boarding, shooting hoops, badminton, pickle ball, none of that is at all fun to you? There's so many sports that people don't even realize are sports, there has to be at least one you enjoy doing. I like playing sports (most of them) but I can not watcha game for anything. It's so boring and stressful at the same time somehow. Playing basketball is one of my favorite things to do when it's nice out, but I can't watch even half a game. My buddy was never into sports until he recently found golf. Now, while I don't like golfing, it is a sport, and I'm glad he found something he likes that isn't sitting down.

[@InfiniteSkiegh]

@sporemaster97 you took my comment too seriously. 🤣🤣😅 I like playing plenty of sports...like chess and yugioh. 🤣🤣🤣😅

[@sporemaster97]

@@InfiniteSkiegh Lol, I hope you didn't take it as anything mean spirited either, if you legitimately don't, that's okay, there's just so damn many, I figured one could bring you joy, because the more ways to have fun the better. Chess counts as a sport, I know that, but does Yu-Gi-Oh (and therefore other card games) count as a sport? Honest question btw

[@InfiniteSkiegh]

@sporemaster97 if chess can count as a sport and video games can too why not TCGs that have tournament scenes?? Also isn't poker considered a sport already?

[@NeonGhostWolf2001]

31:12 yes they doooo

[@playgorlri]

Omg vanilla ice cream is my favorite 😂😂

[@GHow1998]

There is a Batman animé

[@NeonGhostWolf2001]

29:34 ummm.. rivers can be deep and have undercurrents, drop offs, ive seen them bro

[@jaidenpartlow2200]

Does pig like the spiderverse movies tho?🤔

[@aoihitori]

I do agree to your description of Super Hero genre, like a Vanilla Icecream. And also the recent Superheroes are not my cup of tea. They became more political. I don't hate Superheroes, I just don't like it. What I hate is the people who push you to like the genre if you said you don't like it... "Oh You're missing out.." Well I miss the part where that's my problem.

[@GamingintheAM0801]

Superhero stories have always been pretty political, the only thing that's changed is that now you're old enough to actually notice. The entire first act of Iron Man 1 was a commentary on the Iraq war. Marvel in the '70s was basically run by a bunch of hippies.

[@nicripolas816]

Superheroes have literally always been political

[@keojiabrown6807]

Theres no way he actually feels that way. Right? Does he not watch these videos and retain the information they have? Because im pretty sure there has been stories where people under estimated small bodies of water and there literally being drop offs immediately.....

[@mikeymikesmike]

🙂 Best...episode...ever....

[@flammablerhubarb]

My boy Pig is about that DxD not DC bruh 😂

[@stedebonnet2110]

Lazy masquerade is the shit

[@davidlionheart2438]

Lazy Masquerade needs to check his facts. Ada Constance Kent did appear in "Tomorrow's Children" aka "The Unborn" 1935, but having disappeared in 1939 absolutely did not appear in "Princess O'Rourke" which wasn't made until 1943.

[@raventrapcarson5812]

I can’t tell if he’s messing with chat with the river stuff. There’s so many reasons you can end up drowning in a river, it doesn’t even have to be deep… pig I love your videos but you get mad annoying sometimes. Edit: I’m glad everyone else understand how bad rivers can be.

[@dracocrusher]

Wow, this first one is lame. The body is DNA identified as Ada. Some people: "Wait... but what if it's NOT Ada?!?!? Are we SUURREEE???" Yes. Seems pretty conclusive. She probably just killed herself and nobody noticed. She got sick and her symptoms were so painful that she chose to end her life. That's pretty believable and normal for someone who probably didn't have many friends and was probably not doing super well already.

[@Tiorickyzx]

Nice video timings

[@Ruemi_Taka5289]

Yall can stop dickriding Pig just cuz he's wrong about the river thing. NOBODY'S PERFECT, and he is quite literally terrified of nature and people in general, with him being a father I can understand his point. He lives in a state where I used to live and I have actually swam in the Rock River before (it aint even that bad). He can have his opinions just like anyone else, he is literally a terrified father protecting himself and his family from possible dangers, as any parent should. I may or may not get hate but hey, I at least have guts to speak my mind like any sane person.

[@lisa.222]

I disagree. Maybe now its bland.But marvel had me feeling so many emotions. Not basic at sll. The work they put in is amazing and the actors really give. But I do agree that it's getting a bit boring

[@GamingintheAM0801]

I stopped paying attention to Marvel a long time ago. They pump that shit out so fast that I just couldn't be bothered keeping up anymore. Yeah, I really liked the first Iron Man. Yeah, I really liked the first Avengers. But Jesus Christ, enough already. Once they started releasing five TV shows a year, there was no chance I was ever getting caught up. This is the exact same business model that caused a decline in comic book readers in the first place -- there's just too fucking much to keep up with.

[@carnuatus]

It started out fun but except for Black Panther, Loki & Wandavision I haven't seen any of it in years. It's all become too much of the same.

[@willfanofmanyii3751]

@@carnuatus That's why I treat Endgame as the conclusion, with the next two Spider-Man movies as the epilogue.

[@kitsunewashere4859]

hi spinodino

[@nicripolas816]

I pay you more than RayCon now. Stop it. Stop.

[@nikkichuckles]

❤️❤️❤️

[@InfiniteSkiegh]

33:33 My comment. 😅😊

[@blakecritchley6763]

OMG first?

[@LL-od6rd]

This was a bad video, a whole lot of speculating while not mentioning very key details

[@nunchucktaylor3488]

Gotta say calling The Boys basic while praising Megamind is one of the dumbest takes I’ve ever heard.

[@bigyo3385]

They shouldve left up dislikes