Bionicpig reacts to THIS GRANDPA ALMOST GOT AWAY WITH IT

[@Jennuhba]

Ballin feelin flirty giggling in that intro

[@MrDoesVoices]

ballin hitting the 👉👈

[@hanabi8698]

I too like to flirty giggle when talking about spraying inanimate objects with sulfuric acid.

[@Belial289]

looked like a "im human i promise" moment to me

[@Jennuhba]

@@Belial289 SAME

[@Jennuhba]

@@MrDoesVoices Literally

[@yeoldehotdog306]

That juice one was some insane luck, but if I got home and my partner was like "You spent 5$? You could have gotten on sale 2:50$ juice down the road." I would have been like, "And you didn't think to mention, 'hey this place has juice on sale' to me?" Like, come on.

[@CaitlinKoi]

2:58 That's just kind of my coping mechanism. When Roe vs Wade was overturned, when I was diagnosed with painful incurable disorder, when I went through a break up from a 4-year partner, I just think well this is really rough now, but it'll be okay. If I don't believe things can eventually be okay, I will go into a doom spiral. And so far, things have turned out okay in my life, in spite of the troubles and the persistent illness.

[@girlhell1999]

LMAO thank god for these videos- I joined the stream and the first thing I heard was "...quoted as saying; 'I love orange juice now," and now I know why

[@girlhell1999]

this ALSO means that my "his photo looks menacing" is now a historical artifact 😎😎

[@seaglitter9944]

"i feel like it would be mentally traumatizing to live life always on edge about money" oof that one hit

[@kokoska97]

my mom is like that with money and it was indeed damaging to me as a kid, the first time I went to have a lunch I was 20. My bf is trying to unteach me this stupid saving money thing and be a little bit more reckless with money so i could spend it sometimes on things that make me happy.

[@IWantToPetYourDog]

There's a difference between saving and recklessly spending. Was your mom the "You don't need that cupcake" type of person?

[@davidlionheart2438]

Saving money is not stupid. Being reckless with money is.

[@BoxOKittens]

I had a prophetic dream once lol when I was like 13 yrs old. I had a cat that I bonded very closely with because he'd been injured as a kitten and was mostly paralyzed from the waist down, so I had to take extra care with him and he trusted me very much. This was probably two or three years into me having him, and I had a dream where I was walking through a pine tree forest and I could hear him meowing, and right as I saw him sitting in between the rows, I woke up. I went to feed him that very morning, only to find him gone. I searched all over for him for the whole day but he was nowhere. Again, he was partially paralyzed and so couldn't really wander far away due to his walking being a bit difficult. Well, I remembered my dream and so I walked to the pine tree forest that was near my house and went inside, calling for him. When I got nearly to the middle of it (it was a BIG pine tree forest) I suddenly heard him meowing. And there he was, sitting exhausted in the dirt. I picked him up and carried him home. I had another dream like that too but not prophetic. I had another animal I was close to. lol I know, but I've been rescuing animals since I was a child so I tend to bond with them over people ok. She was a little chihuahua who I rescued and I'd had her for 15 years. Well, she died of old age, and the next day I sent her in to be cremated, and my mom came over to spend the night with me. That night, I dreamed that I was sitting in my desk chair, which was right next to my bed. I remember seeing myself and my mom both asleep in my bed, and my tv was still on. The chihuahua was sitting in my lap like she used to do, and I was just talking quietly to her in the dark room. It was so real, and I would just glance over at myself sleeping in bed and then back down at my lap. The only thing I remember saying was that I told her "you died." And as soon as I woke up it was like I teleported from the desk chair to my bed, and suddenly the room was bright and it was morning. Very surreal, makes me wonder to this day.

[@critterc0rner]

i had a dream very similar to your second story. i had 2 elderly burmese cats, one passed in 2015 aged 13, the other died 2017 at 15. i had a dream that they were together (they were inseparable in life) and well in a completely different environment i'm not familiar with, i remember crying and cuddling them because i was happy to see them again, it felt very real.

[@Felix-xv3wg]

you have made me view of chihuahuas better

[@BoxOKittens]

@@Felix-xv3wg lol thanks. chihuahuas are a lot like cats, where people hate them until they get one and see how great they are

[@mrsfreaky6190]

I kinda wish we could trust people enough to hitch hike and stuff but sadly the world isnt a safe enough place for that cuz some people are just crazy

[@rickashleysrollofricks7724]

Ngl I’m the type of guy that’d pick up a hitchhiker with pure intentions but end up getting paranoid they’re the weirdo and in tern freaking them out

[@neonicon8500]

Yeah that would be dope but from experience the person you picking up can be a crazy crackhead

[@rickashleysrollofricks7724]

@@neonicon8500 damm dude you’re right, my town might as well be called crackhead corner

[@beyondviolet]

my dad hitchhiked across the US and Canada when he was in his 20s. Different times ig. Oh and I’m sure the fact that he was male helped him be safer too

[@SubtleHawk]

Don't be so pessimistic, most people are good people. The world (if you live in a developed country) has never been safer. Back then it actually used to be way worse. Police and security cameras didn't exist in the ancient times so people would get away with insane crimes pretty regularly out in the street. Also getting in stranger's cars isn't anything crazy either. People get in taxis and ubers every day. An uber driver could easily pull a gun on you but it rarely happens.

[@Kimbakimothy]

18:40 bro just completely forgot that Helicopters exist. 😂😂

[@SapienSafari]

Simply Orange is expensive.

[@brisykes1261]

Everyone at work thinks I'm listening to cheesy music rn... little do they know lol

[@Folfah]

Ok?

[@Inevitably_Invisible]

R/notlikeothergirls 😳

[@GutsVod]

@@Folfah .

[@Folfah]

@@GutsVod cringe

[@GutsVod]

@@Folfah you looked in the comments and got mad when someone said something (commented) in the saying things area (comment section)

[@carnuatus]

Honestly, by the time he got to the store, the $2 difference or whatever probably meant nothing because of gas prices. Even if that wasn't the case, then, I'm sure it would be, now.

[@Mariahdaynell]

Im so addicted to watching these 😂 the stories combined with the commentary is perfect👌

[@RollerOfEyes]

😢 props to barbara for being a fighter

[@carnuatus]

I think the caveat to that statement, at least in the US/West, about hitchhiking and trust is that people assumed you were nice and trustworthy... if you were white. As for safety, etc, I wonder how much more is reported, honestly. Because I think there is some amount of increase in crime but then how much of that is because we no longer have asylums and mental health treatment has been so severely reduced (thanks, Reagan) and simply because of the increase in population. Still, I try to argue with the olds about how when they grew up things weren't so peachy and wonderful as they thought and that the world hasn't just suddenly gone to hell. They never believe me because they were kids then and because they don't remember it, it didn't happen.

[@SubtleHawk]

I think people think things were better back then because of a few things. One reason is TV and the internet. We have access to so much information now that even though in the US/West crime has been declining (in the US crime recently peaked in the 1990s but it's been a steady decline since the 19th century if you look at the numbers) and people see more bad things happening than they ever could before. Even though proportionally there's less crime nowadays people are aware of more crimes, which feeds into their "the world is more evil now" narrative. Also there's more security cameras, everybody has a phone in their pocket that can record video, and the population has increased a lot since WW2. This means that, like you said, there's an increase in documentation and reporting, which exacerbates the narrative that I was talking about earlier. The Chinese Robber fallacy is something that also fits into all of this. This is a good read about what that fallacy is in case anyone's interested: slatestarcodex.com/2015/09/16/cardiologists-and-chinese-robbers/

[@rafeisbest]

its elvis the alien in his ufo 17:03

[@Vincisomething]

Hold up, my friends and I I saw the same thing (18:34) when we went camping. It was these lights really far up in the sky that were moving in a very geometric pattern. To us, it looked too far away to be a plane but too uniform to be stars so we assumed they were satellites or something.

[@carnuatus]

I'm curious for you to cover some of Ballen's "Missing 411" content. Some of it is weird, sure, but SAR folks can tell you that lost people can act in strange ways, especially children, nevermind predatory animals, the affect of inclement weather on SAR searches and the amount of people in "Missing 411" cases who claim they "only took their eyes off their child for a second." Yeah, right. (Though, to be fair, at least one from the videos of Ballen's that I've seen has actually been charged with negligent homicide and ended up taking his own life because of it.)

[@micmac274]

It only needs to be a second in a forest. There's a reason that when hiking, you MUST make sure you can see the person in front and the person behind you can see you. Disorientation can happen very easily.

[@MK-rh3bo]

The same thing happened to me a couple months ago at my apt with the loud plane. I thought the plane, or whatever it was, was gonna crash through my window, it was so loud. I was too scared to go outside to see what it was though haha

[@kolbythurlow2422]

BIG!.. Like a Mega Pint...

[@WolftenDragon]

My dad’s been buying the $2 lotto tickets for 32 years and still hasn’t won 😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@TheVoidedRealm]

The winning tickets are randomize unless you're in Florida XD the same guy in Florida keeps winning them

[@ShatroGames]

35:21 really, her name is Schnee? The German word for snow?!

[@rosenrot234]

Folks tend to think the entire reason we have nightmares is because our brain is prepping us for possible things. Basically big what ifs and if something similar happens, we handle it a little better.

[@Cokebelow0]

There's actually a form of deja vu that happens with dreams called deja reve!

[@meanbean88]

You do realize Nevada doesn't have a lottery, I have never seen a lottery machine.

[@grapeey2k]

does Aaron knows Mr Ballen? im genuinely curious, my favorite unofficial duo

[@AbbyCatt5]

A plane flying over at 3 am is not commercial, that would have to be military activity.

[@jonrousseau1379]

Dejavu is the result of new information being converted into a memory. But premonitions are totally different, because you can remember when you had the thought.

[@biyatrism]

I got goosebumps so bad that it gave me headaches

[@BlueShadowHS]

19:50 i had a dream about having a baby boy right after i found out i was pregnant with my first chold my dream was so real to the point i thought i was having premature labor; 4 months later found out i was having a boy.

[@0nixchan]

Looool i literally experienced the exact same thing with the loud 'airplane' sound at night. I live in germany, it was like a few months ago

[@jrayne6360]

About your story at 17:40, aliens. Aliens 100% 👽

[@hannasuszko5704]

36:33 ... I laughed, you made me laugh with that and now I'm going straight to hell because of you, I hope you're happy.

[@alistarrgalaxson5198]

No I ACTUALLY got goosebumps😳

[@sparco956]

Once i had a dream in highschool of a girl. Then that year I met a girl that looked like that girl in my dream

[@eligeanoules6493]

That ShopRite is about an hour and 10 minutes from my house

[@eligeanoules6493]

I have been there too

[@neonicon8500]

I said something about the obvious lottery on that video when I first saw it lol I'm sure he got some shit for it

[@squeegiebeckenheim8476]

i think commenters give him the ideas about the like button

[@Acavedweller]

I want to know what the like button did to mr. Ballin

[@Jennuhba]

NEKED GRANDMA

[@ritabegaxv2]

Nekkid huh-???

[@Jennuhba]

@@ritabegaxv2 Steve Harvey

[@psyphersky]

@@ritabegaxv2 🤣🤣🤣

[@Folfah]

Leave it to someone with a minecraft pfp to make such a cringe comment. Stop looking at your phone and focus on school child.

[@psyphersky]

@@Folfah Wth chill mate...

[@KD-bu3jj]

Love the Mr ballin content!

[@Foxie32]

That last story is the main reason why you don't get involved when you see someone that needs help you never know who they are or what they did

[@BoxOKittens]

I mean sure but every situation is different. If you see a child being nabbed, for example, I'd sure hope you would at least call the police and tell them. It's okay to not put yourself in danger but 'getting involved' doesn't have to just mean directly interfering.

[@Foxie32]

@@BoxOKittens nope not letting someone crazy cause issues in my life

[@BoxOKittens]

@@Foxie32 you didn't comprehend anything I said did you....

[@enotsnavdier6867]

I'm sorry to break it to you, but you're just a bad person. I hope you gain some empathy before you turn 18

[@stephme2686]

Orange juice cost like $1 and something in my state on sale for a gallon I’m so confused that’s expensive expensive. Also my family is poor I’m almost 21 though so I’m planning on helping take care of them at the end of the year once I save enough money so I understand budgeting, I grew up with a mom who would complain over something that cost literally a penny more than another store because it did add up in our family growing up so it’s not that crazy of an idea for his wife to be upset

[@Tiorickyzx]

6:00again bad take some people are poor enough that they have to Choose Wisely on their food selection my parents came here with $0 in their pocket and we were broke to the point of caring about $3

[@minighosty4301]

if its that big of a deal for their family why the hell are they buying orange juice? If it's such a big deal that $3 is that important don't waste it on something you don't need

[@Tiorickyzx]

@@minighosty4301 bro what you on about he was coming back home from work and wanted some orange juice. I'm a apple juice type of guy but you know

[@minighosty4301]

@@Tiorickyzx and again if moneys that tight he shouldn't have brought anything, water is free

[@sarahsugersarah]

@@minighosty4301 water is not free. what world are u living in? do u not pay for ur own utilities?

[@jborrego2406]

I understand you have to be on a budget but the fact is that you’re scared to go home because you bought an orange shoes that cost like $.25 more that’s insane

[@badfishsunni]

The thank you, I love you. ❤ you're so sweeet

[@Tiorickyzx]

6:00 someone showing their privilege

[@monotonexylophone1623]

17:40 sounds like a skyquake

[@atari6400]

Has to be fake, a woman would never use reddit