Birthday cooking with Soviet waffle iron

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Making waffles with old Soviet waffle iron
Ingredients:
Wheat flour
Sugar
Salt
Vanilla sugar
Butter
Milk
2 egg
Jam for topping
Sugar and heavy cream for making whipped cream
Amounts: just guess them. I have no idea. Cheeki breeki.
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[@LifeofBoris]

3:17 what you are here for

[@alexvillarreal1753]

Life of Boris thank you...how did you know exactly what I wanted too see

[@cosminferariu2560]

hehe xD

[@mars1399]

Thats one of the best parts of the video.

[@kaganakdeniz6027]

Oh thx lemme get ready

[@Invader_White]

Only people who watch Boris's videos again and again (because Boris is just that fucking awesome and entertaining) will see this. But this shows Boris can read minds... probably one of powers you get being true slav? I wouldn't know, I'm a Westerner blyat

[@LifeofBoris]

What's 500m long and eats only potatoes? People in Soviet Union waiting in line for meat.

[@baphonaut7278]

Oh

[@SketchbookGuitar]

Your joke is too slav for me to understand. Edit" Nvm just got it.

[@parkplace6677]

Boris, come to America. We will make you a waffle that is as heavy as a soviet tank.

[@maxsmith3776]

Alaskan Bull Worm?

[@bootdude7527]

boris come to moon we have mayonez mines

[@Misaelec7]

"Go to sleep in Poland, wake up in East Germany" 10/10 nice Blitzkeks.

[@eduardomunozluna8943]

Misael Emmanuel lmfao

[@qwe-de7xd]

OMFG i read this right as he said it

[@intru3915]

That's true AF

[@musashimyamoto9168]

@Anonym User2 blitzkeks= combination of blitzkrieg and kek

[@porkimond]

kek = lol . blitzkeks - blitzlols aka blitz jokes

[@RegulaVestus]

"You go to sleep in Poland, wake up in East Germany. These things happen." XD

[@Dourkan]

Raoni Moreira just 1939 things

[@RegulaVestus]

Yup! It's a pretty obvious reference, but it's still pretty darn hilarious!

[@RustyDurant]

Raoni Moreira I thought I got the reference but maybe I was wrong. Can you explain?

[@Bolacha0000]

ns-Saturn Third Right.

[@RustyDurant]

Filipe Nogueira Yeah, the beginning of WWII, but what is it referencing? Maybe it's something I don't know about...

[@DollhausbyRebecca]

“You go to sleep in Poland and wake up in east Germany” My face hurts from laughing

[@gamerofallgames5703]

Ww2 jokes. Good jokes

[@Milkpastasoup]

European problems.

[@givemeyoureggs456]

Or go fron Finland to the 🅥🅞🅘🅓 and back

[@osmanthuswine4928]

Or when you simply go on a normal walk in a normal park on a normal Friday while eating a baguette then suddenly see Hitler *also* taking a normal walk

[@michaelzhang7098]

When you fall asleep in gulag and wake up on a plane heading out to a warzone

[@buster_757]

"What is 500 meters long and eats only potatoes?" *Vadim Blyat*

[@Pizdeckakoi]

Hello bro

[@sharkish0]

@@Pizdeckakoi woah this is too weird for me

[@sigurdurbjarnigunnarsson9103]

Wrong, Vadim eats whatever Boris owns in the fridge

[@mysteriusvendeta1503]

Ah. Yes

[@dirthutgang2658]

Да

[@undersuger53]

What's 500 meters long eats only potatoes The line for the foodshelter

[@inessel13]

The line outside of a Polish meat market

[@maximilianschmidt28]

flo Beastarmy me

[@RealRinka]

The irish army.

[@billy_boi]

flo Beastarmy my babushka

[@hazard1235]

It's Yosif

[@sahalsidat1411]

"then some russian salt, it is like normal salt but tastes like p90" gold.

[@tunfischstulle6716]

i just read your comment and at the same time Boris said it XD

[@takistanirefugee3079]

Sahal Sidat But the P90 is Belgian...

[@sir_potoo]

Blin, P90 is belgian.

[@vakhtang9824]

Sir Potoo csgo reference

[@ELUXRA]

Comedy gold right there and cs go reference. So glad to see fellow creator use genre bending humor :D

[@gkalenaki]

A slav waking up from a mild hangover due to an early birthday party, risking his life while trying to make waffles with an electric machine as old as his babuska and an old power plug. This is the quality content I subscribed for! 👌🏻👌🏻

[@mrluk-ci4os]

if your babushka is not 60+ she is still not a true babushka

[@henryribnikar4163]

Only true babushkas exceed the 80 year old mark

[@hoosierhell7456]

“I am just kidding, they were not payed

[@Mangos1021]

That part had me laughing a lot

[@gullucan6374]

best line ever

[@atojad4352]

paid*

[@wildestoninijunior5371]

Instant 👍

[@BeanMachine360]

wheres the ending of the quote marks?! GOOD STALIN IT NEVER ENDS

[@danielhansen7118]

The answer to the 500m thing that eats potatoes: Vodka factory!

[@Hansen1918]

Daniel Hansen Polish apartment complex ._.

[@danielhansen7118]

Well its probably both, Comrade. Vodka can be made on potatoes as well.

[@Hansen1918]

Daniel Hansen But what if... You make giant building out of potato? Can it be done? Wait.. no, it would be eaten by local Gopniks the second they're done building it... damn...

[@danielhansen7118]

What if we make it in western country to show them potato is good food?

[@Sam-pt1ol]

Daniel Hansen some fat Fuck would deep fry it and eat it.

[@thewalrusman57]

My grandfather was once a soldier of the hungarian people's republic, and he randomly snucked out into poland, and then into eastern germany, to his cousin. He bought a box toaster. Babuska makes great toast for me every day with that old, dangerous iron box!

[@nonautemrexchristus5637]

A Walrusman I'm glad Hungary is free now, and thank your grandfather for serving his country

[@nonautemrexchristus5637]

Preston Thacker the communist government subjugated the Hungarian people and restricted their rights to strict guidelines. Being "nicer" than other communist regimes doesn't make it good.

[@boris335]

My granpa is from Yugoslavia he was in army to and he snuck out to Bulgaria to buy cloathing stoves and shit like that

[@bencegunyho6183]

A Walrusman Csongor? Nem gondoltam volna hogy itt összefutunk

[@lolablau8088]

És eladja a bojlerét?;)

[@leakersnick2106]

“Need to be very gentle...” *flings waffle*

[@tristandator9472]

NU BLYAT.

[@jimmyzante2836]

3:20

[@abandonedlmao9433]

Nuclear soviet program - 2017 colorized

[@teaedits9946]

:fling waffle

[@Ecological_Disaster]

@@teaedits9946 :control TeaEdits

[@pakilasakild3190]

"500 meters long and only eats potatoes." Anatoli???

[@linxbit8984]

@@bruhmoment24 yes

[@rasyldarif8808]

Y e s

[@beanbag7096]

Anatoli IS long if you know what I mean

[@jestle]

XDDDD

[@jestle]

Bean Bag you just gave me a fucking stroke

[@lsweeney9390]

"Made by hard working low paid employees. (hahahe) I'm just- I'm just joking, they were not paid" That is why I'm subscribed to the best Slavic Cooking Show in the world.

[@childrenssoup]

L.S. Sweeney The best cooking show in general ;)

[@hellstormer5826]

L.S. Sweeney Better than watching hellen Keller make pancakes

[@tf2664]

L.S. Sweeney lol

[@JakubS]

"Cooking is a social activity... unless you are 60 years old and you want everyone to shut the hell up and leave your kitchen." Boris 2017

[@FrancisR420]

"cooking is a social activity unless you're 60 and you want everyone to shut the hell up and get out of the kitchen"- Boris 199X-2017

[@everythingsalright1121]

well i mean its true

[@Milkpastasoup]

I read comments as he said this

[@donutactual8887]

My step dad is 60 and hates being in tje kitchen with someone else

[@بارث-ظ8ر]

"Two heart attacks worth of sugar"

[@francoredstone4799]

Fun fact 10 liters of coffee is enough to stop your heart twice

[@llamasarenice6791]

@@francoredstone4799 are you from meet armold cyka?

[@francoredstone4799]

@@llamasarenice6791 no,from Conoce A Arnold

[@llamasarenice6791]

@@francoredstone4799 oy cyka, ok

[@silureswarrior6045]

@@francoredstone4799 gotta be raw coffee beans that, otherwise I've been dead for a while

[@theodore1800]

People living in the Soviet Union waiting for food in line(which is 500m long).

[@Sam-pt1ol]

Elros Tar Minyatur Soviet Union doesn't exist. You mean south America..

[@theodore1800]

Well i meant when it existed.

[@wolo1738]

SCH _KT You clearly didnt get the joke

[@Sam-pt1ol]

Oh shit... Lol I got it now.. Sorry too much Vodka last night 😁

[@ketzakov3291]

Or Venezuela.

[@sexypants1851]

"The exact amount should be in the description" -- Okay. Let's see- *Just guess them. Cheeki Breeki* .....

[@AlmostAzun]

Nice calculations right?

[@kav2375]

LOL

[@valiang8867]

*slow clap*

[@coopersale7813]

Hello, Hello, Hello sexy pantsyes I know reference

[@shouldntreallybehere69]

GIVE A MAN A BLIN, AND YOU FEED HIM FOR A DAY GIVE A MAN A SOVIET WAFFLE IRON AND HE WILL FEED THE WORLD -Boris

[@MiraFishFunny]

But its truth

[@iishadescacti]

*World hunger ended by russian superstar*

[@miiman5514]

Amen

[@abandonedlmao9433]

@@iishadescacti by OUR superslav star

[@ice711real]

900th like

[@Y0d3lingy3ti]

You are 24. A true slav knows slavic age from voice.

[@localmongoloid5532]

Y0d3lingy3ti DUN DUN DUUUUUN

[@ChapuleTaylor]

You're not even slav and it's 3 in the morning.

[@deptusmechanikus7362]

Rohan Agarwal belarus are best slav.

[@Artemisia494]

really??? :( thought he was plain Russian lol

[@seagull4917]

Artemisia494 russia is not the only slavic country

[@breandank3026]

I feel like Boris is actually a chef and he actually is really good cook and doing the opposite of what he is or making fun of his coworkers.

[@mahendrakrisnamurti9599]

I do remember he said he's a programmer. Kinda weird and unexpected to see a programmer who also cooks. Well.. for me

[@mygenderisapache3147]

+Mahendra Krisnamurti LOL you mean basic human shit that you don't need a degree on WTF

[@mikeyryu232]

I swear how he's doing it kinda makes me feel a bit concered cause what if he actually gets something caught on fire. well that is life I guess

[@mahendrakrisnamurti9599]

+My gender is Apache please.... spare me this petty debate with someone that I wouldn't meet even once for the rest of my life.... There are a lot of kind of people and I met programmers like that...

[@seagull4917]

Just a normal slav to me...

[@ryancannon5921]

"500 meters long and only eats potatoes." Is it, a very tall Irishman?

[@JakobTheCenturion]

B Wong I guessed 500 meter long line of Slavs. Close enough.

[@reinismartinsons]

Haha yes not stereotyping latvians

[@FireArnie]

The Average Gatsby Maybe 500 leprechauns standing on each others' shoulders?

[@Bell-vr5kv]

The Average Gatsby Hahahaha so true I'm Irish and yeah we love potatoes!

[@ArdanTheHalfDragon]

Oh no. 500 likes....

[@itsponskansfry]

This just... randomly appeared in my recommendations so I thought why not? I am actually wheezing cause I am laughing so hard.

[@bertabotenbv6488]

Dont worry, this is a completely normal phenomenom.

[@indecisivecountdooku1340]

it is the totally normal phenominominon phe.. phenonimon phondle..mon yes

[@BurntToast1717]

@@indecisivecountdooku1340 🤔

[@deerhunter5248]

Welcome to BORRRRIIIIISSS

[@ДимитрийБеар]

I watxhed this 10 times and im still wheezing

[@NurseAkali]

Instructions unclear. Neighbour vadim got a heart attack in the tasting process.

[@fiercesttuna]

Then the instructions are perfect, what are you talking about blyat

[@romeodavis1052]

Mayonez Adidas The Slav Priest that might imply that vadim is a western spy

[@simonedaniel]

FUCK YOU THE BILL WAS LIKE 1,000,000 HRYVNIA

[@salvadorcito144xD]

Mayonez Adidas The Slav Priest it was Vadim? dont worry then you are doing it correctly

[@simonedaniel]

What are these western spy bots doing here? TRYING TO TAKE MORE OF MY HRYVNIA?!?!

[@denisg7366]

I saw so much Boris last week, that now every single English text that i read sound in my head with voice of Boris!!! Boris! How did you get into my head blin ?!

[@tomdaniel872]

Atleast it isnt a western spy cam

[@Barcelona71428]

Cause Boris is Soviet spy.

[@thatsaltyboi1267]

Yeah it happened to me

[@maoreliezer9555]

Russian salt - "it is like normal salt but tastes like P90". Boris 2017

[@tankmaster9186]

even though p90 is german?

[@zakkwan4787]

@@tankmaster9186 Belgian* xd

[@shanef.4151]

tankmaster Wait it’s german? I thought it was French. You learn something new every day.

[@vojtacze1181]

@@YangDoesAThingIDKnyet its the Best weapon cyka western spy

[@thallan]

@@shanef.4151 no, belgian. Made By fabrique nationale herstal, the best small arms company in the world. Exept for kalashnikov of Course.

[@xtflogicalohio3044]

RIP Boris 199X - 2017. Gravestone heading: "Vadim Blyat."

[@onigireee]

So Boris is born anywhere between '90 and '96. Aha! ... Not sure what to do with my life anymore.

[@felcsutimaradona4299]

:)

[@Chaos89P]

Вадим блят

[@bhaskarbharali5853]

@@Chaos89P hah Western spy can't spell properly. Is 'Блять' не 'блят'.

[@Chaos89P]

@@bhaskarbharali5853 Дерьмо! I never can get the the hard and soft signs right!

[@hrvojezvonaric1942]

"What is five hundred meters long and eats only potatoes?" A human centipede of irishmen

[@RagbagMcShag]

That depends on whether you classify the whole thing as one organism or not.

[@delayed_control]

Close xD

[@colinmullally8296]

Yes..that is a good answer.

[@EvaporatedSnake]

I was thinking a Soviet bread line

[@badams2025]

A Soviet submarine

[@MrEnderWolf]

Oh that killed me. "Cooking is a social activity in slav countries, except you are over 60 years old and want everyone to shut the hell up and leave the kitchen"

[@dogmeat7582]

Tbh I don't want face reveal ever to happen.

[@Tuevon14257]

Because we'll all be blinded by slav glory of course!

[@FoxyBoxery]

C10H15N Trueeeeee

[@icure_7375]

C10H15N mee to he is better with no face xd

[@0suiii]

uvuvwevwevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemubwem ossas You did not take that name.

[@SkittlesSkittles.]

Apparently someone a couple years ago found him irl on a school trip. Idk who tho

[@windyWindward]

"iam kidding they were not paid". 🤣🤣 Killed me

[@inspirestrength505]

me too

[@grootsChannel]

@@inspirestrength505 those factory workers too

[@osmanthuswine4928]

Indeed. Explains why the Russian population is so low

[@jdplaystuba]

Yet it’s true

[@williamrhodes8059]

What's 500 meters long? The Railway Cannon that screwed Belgium

[@Vaskacsa]

jeeeeeeeeez.....xD i did not expected that...xD

[@daniellegraham516]

What's 500 meters long? The blast radius from Chernobyl that fucked Russia harder than stalin did

[@Wallhackingplusesp]

William Rhodes Britain*

[@stefvdv2490]

William Rhodes WILLIAM GODDAMN, YOU'RE EVERYWHERE

[@cybarrackrobama3050]

True

[@sp0inkzter]

“Three times the flavor and twice the guilt.” - Boris

[@desidada100]

"Two heart attacks worth of sugar" I'm laughing so much Vadim evicted me.

[@danem2215]

Boris: tells you to be careful pluging in questionable waffle maker Also Boris: pours and mixes milk with an electric drill two inches from the outlet

[@dmitriykus4841]

ОЙ БЛИН! Happy Blya... Birthday, my slav comrade!

[@barrontrump7709]

Oh dear god. Give me the source of your profile pic

[@CarlMarx]

Remember seeing this video where they called Rem for Ram and Ram for Rem.

[@Orbixas]

Hatsune Fuhrer don't mind me, just leaving this comment here for notifications

[@CarlMarx]

I know the anime is Re:Zero, I do not know who the artist of that interpetration is though

[@barrontrump7709]

ye i know this is re zero But this lewd face...

[@IceBear702]

The 250 who disliked are the ones who had to make the waffle iron without getting paid.

[@joemother2185]

Zachary Wade yes mate but we have a problem they probably died

[@kapitanXbomber1989]

No, they are just western spies.

[@HomersIlliad]

If it took that many people to make a waffle iron, it's no wonder the Soviet Union fell apart.

[@mr.e9239]

@@babress3119 it took 250 to make 5

[@SapphicTamaki]

Zachary Wade they liked the video so much they had to turn the thing upside down to like it again

[@Blistio11]

Happy birthday, blin!! And yes, I would like a jam video!

[@merk2621]

3:54 -Need to be gentle Flips over -NU BLYAAAAAAT

[@spacekraken666]

Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to Boris, Cheeki Breeki to you.

[@ludwigthehusky]

SpaceKraken Cheeki Birthday, Cyka Breeki Birthday, Blyat Happy Birthday, to you Boris Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke!

[@JakeG59]

wow! Aesthetic Hey! similar profile photo!

[@ludwigthehusky]

Stalker Of Pripyat Get outta here Stalker ;)

[@JakeG59]

wow! Aesthetic ayyyy!!

[@HoshimachiNova]

Now I need a 10 hour loop of Boris playing Bandit Radio on accordion, because that's how long I squat in a day blyat

[@mailmanmaksim751]

firstly that was not boris and secondly there is the original video but if u right click on the video then click replay boom it will play forever

[@DEMONX62]

SkyNet018 I was squatting while watching this video. I have no need for chairs in my home

[@ichimcosmin8866]

500m long and eats only potatoes: A SLAVIC VILLAGE

[@TheToneBender]

No the answer is "your mom"

[@SupermotoNL]

Ichim Cosmin that is unnecessarily rude

[@ChapuleTaylor]

And dumb And unoriginal And just plain unfunny Get out.

[@MonstertruckBadass]

Ichim Cosmin I'd say it's funny

[@SupermotoNL]

Your opinion doesn't matter. Sssshhh.

[@JamesPSmith1980]

3:20 I don't know why it's funny, but every time I watch this I can't help but burst out laughing.

[@jimmyzante2836]

*F*

[@nothing-pr8ln]

Maybe it's the song being played

[@QuarEe128]

Oij blin, happy rushing B Boris. Greetings from Latvian slav, my friend.

[@nitromeano]

cmon, when you said soviet waffle iron i thought it was a hammer and sickle shaped one

[@moonscript4675]

nitromeano want

[@JuanHerrero]

wafflesinternational.com/site/?page_id=18 Have them custom made through the power of capitalism.

[@nitromeano]

in glorious union they would be shared equally amongst the population )))))))))))))))

[@minhthev1887]

Communist 4 slav

[@Rudevald]

Funny thing about old soviet equipment like this waffle machine. This thing will last eternity. Those were build to last. Same with old Unitra radio my grandma used to had. Now it plays at my workplace.

[@GorbadIronclaw]

Yeah, i recently got an electric handwhisker built in good old DDR. Couldn't be happier. I can probably give it to my great-grandchildren!

[@ausintune9014]

Rudevald because they are not capitalist and They don't wanna make money so they might as well make it last instead of making it break after 2 years.

[@c.crespo8196]

I watch this instead of sleeping at reasonable hour but yet makes me so happy

[@dariodiaz7378]

С днем ​​рождения, товарищ Борис! Translation Happy Birthday comrade Boris

[@MilaKanev]

Like Russian Mom I can say that those waffles are the best!

[@reptillianmaster6910]

you are so hot!

[@sergiu1351]

reptillian master wtf 😂😂😂

[@SnappedmetalLV]

wtf dude XD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@reptillianmaster6910]

watch one of her videos man and you'll see

[@bootdude7527]

Mila Kanev it is babushska

[@yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907]

What is this "safety gloves" I hear of? OFF TO GULAG!

[@blacksuit4738]

ah blyat

[@MadameTeqi]

Happy birthday, Boris! Thank you for giving us such awesome content.

[@GamerBoom91]

"What is 500 meters long and eats only potato?" A vodka production Factory! Happy Birthday Boris! May you eat all yummy waffles all day and as always... stay cheeki breeki!

[@xfuego666]

Boom_OG lol

[@russellh.1497]

I thought it was gonna be a waffle the shape of the Hammer and Sickle at first.

[@lestat23989]

"Russian salt tastes like P90" I laughed so hard my stomach hurts now

[@elschedel]

Thank you Boris, really! Oh blin you have bring back the smile in my face. I wish i could squat down with you some day and cook some shashlik, it would be an real honour! Greetz from Germany Stay Cheeki Breeki

[@viburnumwillow4669]

Boris is child of the 90s.

[@ELZID10]

Happy birthday comrade Boris, your videos always make me laugh, you're a good KZbinr, love and greetings from hot lands of the North of México!

[@janjehlicka576]

Boris come to Czech Republic.Czech pivo Staropramen and Krušovice are very cheap, 2 cans are under 1euro (proximetly 12 crounds per can). In Czech Republic is beer cheaper than water (in pub or bar) so enjoy and come!!!

[@zdenekklus8194]

Hony Honyy yeah some people drinking beer more than watter in this ( my country) ☺ and i love it 😁

[@dispensieve]

He needs to come here. Otherwise i will kidnap him by myself.

[@StefyDutz]

I remember coming to my grandparents and as soon as I was able I was looking throughout the house for the giant batch of said waffles. Later on I helped her in making some of them. And not on any cheap-ass electric appliance, but on stove top with a cast iron waffle maker. Bloody loved those, especially those made with caraway seeds.

[@aleksandranenova8687]

500m long and eats only potatoes? polish human centipede

[@rx-0unicorngundam832]

the others behind the one eating potatoes eat the one eating potatoes pizdec

[@konraddakkaka6239]

o know its pretty wierd but now im 15 and 10 yers ago i remember i was standing in 30 meters long for meat Poland its Poland

[@bootdude7527]

Countess Nightcoreina no it is soviet bread line

[@Will_M600]

xD these vids are quality

[@prussiangamer2051]

endermonkey53 we should get Boris a working kv-2! what's more Slav tank then 152 mm HE anti Western Spy gun?

[@lalaman8610]

Did some one noticed, that Boris drunk all night Cezech Beer?

[@aplasticsoldier9130]

lala man *drank

[@MickGallJr]

Pilsner Urquell is simply the best.

[@deathrooster14]

Mick Gallagher It's good but it's pretty much Czech Budweiser

[@deananderson225]

lala man its cheap. Coca-Cola is more expensive than beer there

[@zanna6706]

,,Cezech'' lol

[@DanielLopez-up6os]

I had one of those wonderful Soviet waffle irons, but it was lost when i mooved. Can we have one last salute to a Fallen Comrade?

[@sbh_tx]

Да

[@hannahlin9978]

Da.

[@MyFurrylove]

I really like your clothes Boris :D I'm definitely gonna ask for a couple of those shirts for my birthday next week!!

[@LifeofBoris]

+RemarkableCow check it out at weslav.com

[@moon540]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY COMRADE BORIS!! much love from norway

[@scavhunter]

What is 500m long and eats only potatoes? A Slavic battalion marching single-file.

[@M4skedBoi]

'Instead of nap time we had squat time.' Why am I laughing so hard

[@deividasnastajus8906]

Boris blyat, do the top of the slav games 2017 !!! Also do potato blins.

[@seacucumber6768]

Answer to your question is train to Gulag

[@gabrielconstantin3544]

Sea cucumber no blin, is the vodkanator

[@NvrchFotia]

500m long? Eats only potatoes? It's Ireland!!

[@awildraccoon5190]

Im pretty sure its ireland, *takes bite out of spud*

[@mapu1]

Latvia has no potato. Potato lie. is sad.

[@King-ye4td]

Anon ymus actually potatoes are the most popular food item in Latvia, we also like dumplings and shashlik

[@latvietisaragdamu4940]

No BELARUSIJA has

[@awildraccoon5190]

Mate, in latvia, it does not mater if you dislike, or like the potatoe. In ireland, if you dislike the potatoe, you arent irish. *takes a bite out of my 78th potatoe today*

[@thed3m0n0id9]

This man on the accordion is a TRUE SLAV BOSS. I was VIBIN to that clip, yo. Stay cheeki breeki!

[@indicus9075]

What is 500 meters long and eats only potatoes? A line for food in Moscow

[@Legitpenguins99]

Gopnik award to you komrade

[@RohtoriGeePee]

@@Legitpenguins99 he stole this

[@polishfarmer6656]

You just took the joke from him. You don’t deserve the likes.

[@polishfarmer6656]

DISGRACE

[@i.1smar]

Stole it. No one is dumb kid

[@Ozymandias3505]

Boris thicc af

[@LifeofBoris]

+Ozymandias3505 yes Im working on it

[@Ozymandias3505]

Best of luck with that ;3

[@CarlosRios1]

Ozymandias3505 he's doing it bc winter is coming

[@JorgeADiaz-gv8wn]

in Russia the thickness is illegal

[@KyranSparda]

Pizdez.. Real men are supposed to be thick to fight bears cyka. Not like weak skinny western spies blyat..

[@JacobLeviathan]

A very Happy Birthday to you Boris

[@novasakigake]

I definitely want the full accordian video. Bandit radio forever!

[@danielivanov5221]

Waaaaaaaait, are slavs resistant to diabetes, blyat ?

[@samovarmaker9673]

Yes

[@ronnickels5193]

Daniel Ivanov After watching the kompot video the answer is a resounding yes. Drink enough of that stuff and you get type 3 diabetes otherwise.

[@theratunlimited3897]

"Your Slav blood gives you a %50 resistance to diabetes"

[@CarlosRios1]

*blin

[@a.n.7002]

Daniel Ivanov it's the diebetes that should be afraid of becoming Slav.

[@kapitanXbomber1989]

I want to hear hard bass played on accordion.

[@samovarmaker9673]

Boris, what the cyka, why u no have mayonez with waffles?

[@TheRecorta]

Samovar maker I see you everywhere

[@rachmandikafausi477]

I see you on Soviet anthem earrape by rulo6000

[@007turtle1239]

Samovar maker сука should be spelled "suka" in english as that is how it's pronounced, and it is an insult, not an interjection, such as, "blin."

[@George_E1907]

Samovar maker cyka is bitch. Blyat is fuck

[@robert_0505]

Alexandra Catalina roman

[@nayosparks]

Made these today and they taste delicious, I added a bit more sugar than recommended Since Boris did not include exact amounts I will provide mine 50gr butter 150gr flour 125 ml milk 2 eggs 3 tablespoons of sugar 1 tablespoon of salt 16gr vanilla sugar (which is 2 of the little packages)

[@jakubaty]

Im a simple czech. I see Czech beer i press like !

[@Tahvosky]

Staropramen is always a good choice. 👍 ᴱᵈᶦᵗ﹕ ᴬᶫˢᵒ ᴷʳᵘšᵒᵛᶦᶜᵉ

[@TrigenStuff]

Jakub Cimbura Yes my Kamaráde xD

[@mateialexandru2701]

Jakub Cimbura here in romania we drink your beer. your beer iz good.

[@Frittrich]

Czech beer ist the best in my opinion. And this is coming from a German.

[@sashacosta]

Czech beer is the best

[@sagewaters9276]

"here I have a waffle iron from '76 made by hard working low-paid employees. haha I'm just kidding They were not paid"

[@1337deepesh]

What is five hundred meters long and eats only potatoes? The queue for meat in Soviet Russia.

[@ZGryphon]

I love the way the power is supplied to the top part of the waffle iron. Internal wiring connecting the bottom part where the power connector is to the top? No. Y-cable to the outlet, two power connectors on the device. Is more efficient.

[@plamenm1641]

Умрях от смях! 😂😂😂 Поздрави от България!

[@georgipartsalev6193]

Следващия епизод трябва да включва чушкопек!

[@toastedbread3287]

Ummm... ты говоришь по-английски, черт возьми

[@chichialmeida1680]

Boris is everything I aspire to be

[@med5666]

Did babuska not teach you not to mix stuff with the jam in jar

[@vvv-ql8qt]

"It is like normal salt, but taste like p90" im dying!😂

[@ItsAllGoodGames]

I WANT TO SEE HOW JAM IS MADE

[@whirlybirdrc]

Crush strawberries add a little sugar. Done.

[@vadedeath1835]

Love how he mixed the cream next to power outlet with Soviet waffle bomb

[@thearmobro6390]

Happy birthday Boris!

[@prussiangamer2051]

Harut303A.K. I sense that your a Western spy

[@ns-wm8oh]

boris, how could you not include most slav topping of all time: boiled сгущенка Tastes like childhood!

[@loki4215]

6:08 why is there a drill pointing into kakado's [censored]

[@bhaskarbharali5853]

*Блять*

[@chanyinzhi1467]

Нет,Kakado!

[@awacslongcaster7394]

*VADIM BLYAT*

[@monkeymumma0319]

what the hell

[@catsforu3946]

@@monkeymumma0319 i know

[@mazany_lisak]

Boris, you drink Czech Beer Krušovice and Staropramen?

[@vojtechpeterka1929]

Yeah! I am interested how he got those :D

[@MrKAZANoff]

We have those beers here in Russia blyat. Original Staropramen and Krusovice cost about 2-3 euro per 0.5 ltr, but also we have those brands produced on Russia's pivzavod (beer fabric) they are not original Czech beer so it cost about 70 eurocent - 1 euro per 0.5 ltr. The original Czech beer is OK, but beer from Russian pivzavod is totally pizdec blyat, in my opinion. Sorry for my bad English comrade!

[@mazany_lisak]

Nah, original Krušovice and Staropramen is also enough pizdec and blyat. They are cheap commercial beers produced by Heineken and Molson Coors. If you want good Czech beer, you must buy beer from smaller private brewery or premium beer like Pilsner Urquell and budweiser budvar.

[@vojtechpeterka1929]

Kozel....Kozel is the best Czech beer if you ask me

[@asgrahim9164]

2-3 Euro for Staropramen and Krusovice 0.5 ltr? Blyat! That's just as expensive as here in Sweden :O

[@2eyes547]

oh my god !!! you are drinking Czech beer !! btw, im czech

[@deptusmechanikus7362]

a true slav driks only slav beer

[@astrollordwesmirnaut3634]

Don't worry, in Czech is beer enough for slavs all over the world!;)

[@deve643]

-borisisczechspyconfirmed-

[@kim7990]

"...Hahaha I'm joking. They're not paid" 😄🤣

[@darkelemental]

Did anyone else read the thumbnail as "Soviet Womble Supreme"?

[@Kretch_]

Nah

[@Kretch_]

“I will show you the power of believing”

[@etsells44]

I blame cyanide.

[@FinnBourchier]

sorry that it's late but happy birthday comrade!

[@thehungrylittlenihilist]

Happy blinday you beautiful gopnik

[@McMaster1471]

Karl Gilbert more like *blyatiful*

[@TrigenStuff]

Karl Gilbert *BlyatTitsFull day for Boris :D

[@froggy272]

Your vidios are amazing they are so funny exiting and up beat and catches the viewers attention your so good at it and do it so often!