Bitlife but I make the perfect person

[@twinsen1949]

"How do I become happy" Have you forgotten, Kevin? *Just get a rowboat*

[@jacobeii]

more like a paddle boat

[@andrewellis712]

@@jacobeii more like bore ragnarok

[@jackmullins8136]

@@andrewellis712 bore Ragnorok more like bore Ragnorok

[@Iangussey]

@@jackmullins8136 "bore Ragnorok, more like bore Ragnorok." more like bore Ragnorok.

[@Chlooo.e]

@@Iangussey "Bore ragnorok more like bore ragnorok more like bore ragnorok" more like bore ragnorok

[@masonyoung1502]

Beginning: “I am making the perfect person” About half way through: “do you think they would pull a hit on a baby”

[@NivekTheEnigma]

I know I would

[@stevenclark1662]

He full on sabotaged himself at the end

[@somedude6833]

Morality is a flaw that’s holding us back from doing what we want. Morality is imperfect.

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

Classic Kevin

[@Verpal]

@@somedude6833 Morality is made up, just do whatever you want to do, don't let your global cybernetic catgirl empire be dream!

[@destructiveraider]

"Bitlife but I make the perfect person" Something is wrong, I can feel it.

[@jefferblue]

This isn't like Kevin in the slightest!

[@monokuma316]

“NO THATS WRONG”

[@dorian8268]

@@monokuma316 tell em naegi

[@hermietoe5213]

Warm AXwE CXRC

[@SciaticaIsTheReason]

Uh.. Is that end quote a reference to Eminem's ''Rap God'' MV? lmao

[@hamsterhamster6492]

"Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" "In an upper management position in this company" *5 years later without being promoted* "Hey supervisor do you want to go yodelling with me"

[@way2dead4u]

I like how when Kevin thinks of the Perfect Person, he thinks of a prissy suck-up who is nothing more than a overhyped hall monitor

[@kaidablu]

ikr? I knew it was going to be Something when the choice to help your friend cheat came up or study and he picked reporting them lol

[@AD240pCharlie]

We've all had a classmate like that, and in their minds, they definitely were the perfect person!

[@drummergurl99]

How dare you say that!! I’m telling the principal!

[@LaggardlySort]

The 'perfect person' who was hated by everybody his whole life and eventually murdered his ex wife and his own son before killing himself in a plane crash when he decided to learn to fly at age 92

[@harryarm123]

The fact you didn’t make Jim Pickens upsets me. He is perfect.

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

Jim is perfection

[@avianareid2332]

our lord and saviour Jim Pickens is what everyone should strive to be

[@remixdoesitplayz5023]

Our dear leader

[@adora_ble_]

Our almighty leader

[@anniedangerface]

all hail the great dear leader

[@Noooooone]

I love how Kevin calls the guy called AL Ai, but when the lads were playing uno he'd always call the Ai players AL.

[@HeartMemory93]

Can't see anything wrong here.

[@LuxiChara]

Uno reverse

[@puflem]

Almost as if it was an intentional joke.

[@Bubdiddly]

@@puflemno shit, he’s just pointing out that it’s a funny thing to do

[@em2497]

Me: sees the title Also me: * wonders how quickly this will devolve into murder *

[@choppychop6]

About 16 minutes apparently

[@lynchn9562]

Almost made it

[@mclovin2408]

@@choppychop6 you’ve ruined it now I’ll expect it when it happens

[@TacoKing75]

@@mclovin2408 stop reading the comments before finishing the video

[@mclovin2408]

@@TacoKing75 I’ll do what I want thank you, but I didn’t ask you what I should do.

[@chasemoss4484]

Fun fact: the reason people give people $1 on their wills is because people they left out could say they were forgotten. So with $1 they’re remembered and cannot sue for more than the will writer wished them to have.

[@mclovin2408]

But it doesn’t give me the option to just give everyone 1$ I have 35 million from being a mob skipper but when I died my bitch wife took like 10 million when I died despite me not having her in my will.

[@conormartin3476]

Actually in America 5000$ is the minimum that you can leave someone without them legally disputing the will. One dollar is probably just to say they were remembered but they didn’t want to give them money.

[@mclovin2408]

@@conormartin3476 you shouldn’t be allowed to dispute a will, it’s a man or woman’s dying wish, it should be respected.

[@conormartin3476]

@@mclovin2408 Fait enough, I agree with you but I’m sure there’s some legal elements to this we don’t know, I’m sure it’s a lot more complicated than some kid yelling “dad didn’t leave me enough money!” during a will reading.

[@argelion2793]

For future reference for you people To contest the will, you need a valid reason. These are fairly straightforward. You need to reasonably prove the testator lacked the mental capacity to understand what was going on when the current will was signed, was pressured into changing it or that the will failed to meet state regulations and is thus not legal.

[@axetheviking6482]

Plot twist: Perfect's guilt of having his family killed was eating away at him, so he turned off the plane's engine while in the air to end it all.

[@manologamerss5801]

You _sure_ he's not utterly remorseless, and died because he thought he was perfect and _couldn't_ die.

[@forgetmenope1183]

Kevin: I am trying to make the perfect person. Everyone: You already tried to make yourself

[@kjellbeats]

cringe but kinda nice

[@dorito3366]

@@kjellbeats not cringe

[@forgetmenope1183]

@Fun With Minerals Dang, that is super helpful actually. Thanks for that

[@forgetmenope1183]

@@kjellbeats Thank you!!

[@forgetmenope1183]

@@dorito3366 Thanks!

[@rachelhokaj4060]

My perfect person was named D’Brickshaw, he had 100% stats for most of his life, died with 1.7Mil and was 121 years old

[@SieMiezekatze]

Wow

[@oo3006]

Yooo that’s cool

[@random_meta]

the most perfect person I had was a family man and found a unicorn. Only found the unicorn in this one game, but they live for so long.

[@aridabaginindabag9970]

hehhehehe I became a pron star and got over 60 mil soooo.... I BOW DOWN TO YOU! MISTER 121 YEARS OF AGE!

[@sadbanana5896]

That's rookie numbers. Try flipping houses, you can get to billions.

[@alexlyson3376]

"It started as a joke but it ended up with real hurt." If that ain't a mood....

[@Chlooo.e]

.... I don't know what is

[@CalypsoMelypso]

When you tell your friends a really dark and relatable joke- lmao

[@Kya10]

Fuuuuuuuck....

[@bettercupisdumb9276]

I've been trying to like this comment for 3 minutes. I kept pressing the replies by accident :,)

[@ninaelizabethdewitt]

I think we all felt that..

[@atomicdreamz6035]

my perfect person was named billy bob. he was in prison from the age of eight for about thirty years, he escaped when he was thirteen, joined a circus, wrote a book, and somehow ended up a multimillionaire author with two mansions and four kids. he died at 98 years old with 100% in every stat. he really turned things around, i'm proud of him he did murder his ex-wife though...

[@bluueorb]

"I called him a god...thats a weird compliment" I'm sure Jim would like it lol

[@velvetsky3451]

“You know what, everyone? You’re wonderful.” *happiness noise*

[@forsengosling]

agree

[@calebmurie3051]

Made my day

[@velvetsky3451]

@animegirl7124 beat you to it

[@velvetsky3451]

@@calebmurie3051 it brings me such immense joy.

[@yam2283]

time stamp is 6:29 for everyone who wants to replay it 😎🤚

[@ValueNetwork]

“I look lit son, do you want to hang out with me” A 70 year old perfect being talking to his adult son

[@rem-awaken233]

It just made me sad honestly, remembering my own father during that scene and his last days where I ignored him. So it was funny but I was crying

[@jockeyfield1954]

@@rem-awaken233 i'm sorry for your loss

[@staciemohler4624]

18:28

[@seriously9571]

Kevin doing something perfectly and not ruining it? Nope, illegal

[@woahhi6601]

Does that even exist? I mean unicorns are real and pigs fly but... That? No, I have never heard of such a thing!

[@marymcmanus4420]

True

[@AlmiNia]

you mean perfecy

[@seriously9571]

@@AlmiNia yes

[@paigeyysnydeyy]

When Kevin looked into the camera and said, “you’re wonderful” it actually made me feel better lol thanks Kevin for brightening my day

[@sh4rkt33th]

no one understands how much I love call me Kevin bit life. if he does this series for the rest of my life I will be happy

[@candiedskull9841]

"Only one option left..." _Give the son a present?_ "Call the hitman" _..._

[@manologamerss5801]

Actually giving gifts is awful in bitlife. Give money is overpowered,in many situations you can use it as a profitable investment.

[@Averaage_Commenter]

Overrated comment You just copied a quote from the video

[@candiedskull9841]

@@Averaage_Commenter The top rated comment on this vid is the same way lol, and it it was a particularly funny line/sentiment to me. Quoting the video, reacting to it or making a joke out of it, and voila, YT comment, it's sorta a format, I guess? How extreme his decisions are in this game is sorta implied in my italicized commentary, and it's funny how addicted he is to hitmen over anything else (at least at this point in his bitlife experience)

[@cartoonkelly7924]

In BitLife, the surgery that makes your brain bigger is reading ALL the books.

[@jacobburch7555]

Reads one book and becomes einstein

[@YataTheFifteenth]

@@jacobburch7555 is that not how it works irl?

[@localextremist2839]

@@YataTheFifteenth no shit

[@11_gendiscandraw32]

I keep reading 30 page books and instantly get big brain

[@user-ps5qd2iu4w]

@@11_gendiscandraw32 me too

[@90bubbel60]

fun fact, from what i remember, giving a single dollar in your heritage documents are used to prove that legally the person was not forgotten so they cant claim anything that is left for the others

[@masanfa94]

That's basically what he said in the video!

[@90bubbel60]

@@masanfa94 ik, thats why it found it funny, because its actually a real tactic

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

Imagine Kevin's person taking an IQ test: -"What is Pi?" Kevin's answer: You have really nice eyes

[@russellpuff1996]

Episode 463 of asking Kevin to look at the "visit grave" when a character dies. There's so much more to read up on how people remember your character!

[@christophercarter9398]

463? That’s real dedication

[@cyclopshark8933]

@@christophercarter9398 he has less then a hundred comments on this channel

[@hopin8krzys]

I like this Perfect Person tried to be perfect, he was doing everything that he was supposed to do, what people wanted him to do. He was obiedent student and worker, no one but higher-ups liked him. He was climbing the career ladder, he had a "perfect" family with wife, kid and animals in the suburb house. But in the end, he wasnt happy. His life was blank. Wife left him, kid hated him. He done everything right, yet he didnt truly live, he had nothing. He was what he was supposed to be, not what he wanted to be

[@ZX3000GT1]

I would love to watch a movie with a story like this.

[@reneeluk5574]

That is what I thought

[@seatheparade]

Then he loses his shit, hires hitmen on his ex and first kid and dies trying to fly an airplane without lessons 😂

[@smrtfasizmu7242]

@@ZX3000GT1 death of a salesman is pretty thematically similar

[@7bladesky890]

That’s deep

[@jane.0203]

"I make a perfect person" Does this mean you made Turg in Bitlife?

[@anniedangerface]

i support this comment

[@sundry-dexterity]

*Turg's backstory*

[@ooof5089]

t r u t h

[@whichsherice]

@@sundry-dexterity he was created by Kevin? Nothing new...

[@lunatick9792]

"Your colleagues high fived you." Is it still considered a high five if they're going for the face?

[@bigj1905]

Kevin: “I want to be the perfect person.” Also Kevin: 7:48

[@margaretswanson5365]

“We’re halfway there, whoaao, Kevin in a chair.”

[@BadgerLord]

We’re halfway there, whoaao, Kevin in despair XD

[@justlivin2499]

Kevin: *makes the perfect person* also Kevin: *Joins TikTok* Everyone: *Visible confusion*

[@wyattschuette1737]

And then he says “If you want to make the perfect person stay away from KZbin.”

[@plorabare]

@DragonTurtle_YT✓ perfect person is a model student

[@felpshehe]

Kevin's face with these words in large font "depression" "penis enlargement" and "divorce" IS THE BEST THUMBNAIL I'VE SEEN! The best part of it is: IT'S NOT CLICKBAIT

[@nicholasbastian4663]

I like how Kevin started choossing the good options then slowly starting choosing the bad options

[@strongerthanever2039]

Game: *causes a minor inconvinience* Kevin: I'm calling the hee-hee-hitman

[@thetgomes6322]

The divorce taking more money than you had was so real it actually upset me.

[@ewanguitar3666]

Really not sure if he’s joking When Kevin calls “AL” “Ai”

[@qalacticc]

its al dusty 2

[@godofchaosandmadness]

l and I can look a lot alike in some fonts

[@ewanguitar3666]

@@godofchaosandmadness I know that, which is why I’m not sure if Kevin is joking or not lol

[@13lack_Rose]

issa joke

[@checkermen1932]

It's a custom named character by kevin, it is AI.

[@arielanderson4819]

“Why is everyone a problem where I work except me, the perfect person.. God am I humble” lmaooooo that gave me a good giggle thanks Kevin

[@DrAvsDrZ]

Therapist: Kevin without eyelids isn’t real. He can’t hurt you. Kevin without eyelids: 5:52

[@H341HER_D_K3]

that IS scary

[@bountyhunter64]

2:28

[@phoemix7043]

On this day, Kevin found out that no matter how hard he tries, he can never stay a perfect person in a video game.

[@Always.Soapy.]

2:41 idk why but I was dying of laughter at this part. My humor is officially broken 💀

[@Coolcookiez]

Finally Kevin made himself in bitlife, we all know he’s the perfect person😏👌

[@rdclips3647]

Yes he is perfect in all ways

[@kellerduhamel7605]

facts

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

Facts

[@Nielsen1234]

stcaF

[@felixkalenskyy93]

lenny

[@dontcallmepizza9314]

It’s such a headache when people can’t fix your migraines

[@PrismaticatheOne]

Dang it. As serious as migraines are, that was amazing. I have to like that.

[@ashleyholland2683]

@@PrismaticatheOne eventually you learn how to deal with it

[@archdukefranzferdinand762]

I won't sleep tonight after seeing kevin without eyelids

[@wireshock4633]

Don't worry, you've had plenty of sleep, Ferdi.

[@rachell.5555]

Did you too get the surgery?

[@yuki97kira]

Well..can you sleep if you dont have eyelids?

[@bpdgyal]

"i'm gonna make the perfect person" *makes a psychopathic narcissist*

[@_SF__]

"he's not interested in having a conversation with mEEeEee, you've forced me to do this son, i'm calling the hitman" -kevin

[@IMPofTHEGASsTATION]

imagine you're a high school principal. you are fast asleep at 4am in the morning, you gotta be well rested for your job. suddenly, your phone starts ringing. you wake up, you look at your phone. fear engulfs your heart. you accept the call. "goober is trying to skip class" you scream loudly, waking up your parent who was sleeping in the next room because you are planning to get divorced. he won't stop telling you that goober is trying to skip class. its been years since he was in high school yet he won't stop calling you. you yell at him to stop calling you and hang up. you put down your phone and try to go back to sleep.

[@blakev8135]

..yet the blissful sleep never takes you back you've had it with this twat blood is pulsing in your temples your trembling hand reaches out for your phone the screen lights up, dim outlines of your face betray tension a message from contact "Al Capone" says 'payment received, will strike at your say-so' your reply is a short, not yet sent 'DO IT' your thumb hovers over the *send* button

[@meg5907]

@@blakev8135 its early morning. your phone lays beside you on your bedside table, a small fingerprint being the only remaining evidence of you and Al's agreement. you get up, have a shower, brush your teeth, the usual. then suddenly a sharp ting awakens you from your early morning routine. its Al. a small blaring text sat upon the otherwise dark screen. "i have stolen your money, and i am not killing perfect" that fucker did it again.

[@blakev8135]

@@meg5907 :D damned dissapointing message is pushed up by another text sender's name reads 'TWAT' and his message matches the name to a T: "on my way to classes now and I feel you should know that Annie's skirt is WAY shorter then the stated standard" '*ping*' "also Chad is smoking pot in the second bush from main entrance" *sigh* there is an extremely tired man staring back at you from mirror's surface your bloodshot eyes probably look worse than Chad's and your youngest is banging on bathroom's door demanding you get out OH and Annie's skirt is too short, apparently ...shoud've never taken that principal position

[@Metzli]

*stands and applauds, with a single tear rolling down the cheek* This is beautiful guys!

[@EMS12000]

"Your friends are all joining KZbin" Kevin: Trust me, if you want to be the perfect person, stay away from it Kevin, you're the ultimate proof that your statement is a lie

[@DamienDevs]

@@hawkeyephotography8942 keep spamming and have fun getting a nice ban.

[@crylune]

Not for everyone. This platform can destroy people mentally

[@mitchelcaballero8560]

Why do I have a strong feeling that Kevin’s "perfect person" will include murder?

[@Roozyj]

Only a little bit though

[@morgangriffiths2843]

To be fair, his son did refuse to go to the cinema with him.

[@Neutral_news]

I love when he say says “where did the dollar go I needed that”

[@alexaherrmann7683]

01:31 ''Alexa, Why do you hate me?'' God, when your name is Alexa that moment really feels weird xD

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

Kevin: what do mom's like Kevin's mother: a normal son that dosent have a large cult and have me make a Brandon Frasher picture

[@christianholzschuh6853]

Praise be to Glashnok! May we forever paint in the cellar of his prophet Jim Pickens!

[@thewalnut4017]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@thewalnut4017]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@pissy8745]

@@thewalnut4017 by jim, that is beautifully insightful

[@thewalnut4017]

@@pissy8745 ah

[@AngelBirdo]

The roundabout joke was perfect and deserves so much more recognition from you all

[@jiiffy9585]

I’m sayin 💀

[@rachelynerickson2074]

Kevin: *calls me wonderful* Me: "psshhh" *slaps down Uno reverse card*

[@Astrobay13]

Can't tell if that's a silencing-, cat-attracting- or dismissing-psshh 😂

[@rachelynerickson2074]

@@Astrobay13 dismissing/deflecting pssh for sure.... yet also one surrounded by a lot of blushing..... 😂🥲

[@Astrobay13]

@@rachelynerickson2074 damn, I was hoping for the cat one 😂😂

[@rachelynerickson2074]

@@Astrobay13 oh dang 😂😂 maybe Kev did too 🤔

[@melissalonla]

@@Astrobay13 why do I feel like that would work on Kevin

[@manologamerss5801]

17:45 Yeah, Bitlife divorces are extremely unbalanced. You could be rich, marry someone with literally no money, they divorce you and the judge tells you that you owe 4/5 of your money.

[@manologamerss5801]

I just realized why he got such an unfair divorce settlement: They don't count gambling so that if your spouse divorces you for losing money in the casinos you will be the one to face consequences for your gambling instead of them.

[@Ostrullen]

"I am the perfect person, i haven't spoken to my mom on years" - Perfect Person

[@shay36]

I feel the need to say that Kevin's IMDb page is now rated 9.9/10. Congratulations Kevin! You're already the perfect person, obviously

[@itsoracle]

No if he was perfect he would be rated 10/10 not 9.9/10

[@dopesickdog]

who the fck rated him below 10? where do they live? i just want to talk i promise

[@DRMINT-np1bj]

Believe it or not. Here in Sweden some people actually have “Person” as their surname.

[@bagel7080]

Oh nooo haha

[@calvenmuswagon7445]

I have "human" as my surname

[@21irises]

Hallo! haha

[@WaluigiLebron]

Literally notch

[@alexanderwilliamhassaikay]

Lol I am thinking of plenty of awkard situations that last name could cause😂😂😂😂

[@Alchemist1995]

6:28 Thank you, Kevin. You, are also wonderful.

[@Speak22wastaken]

The fact your co worker GOSSIPED about how much you gossip is hilarious

[@asampes]

i just absolutely love how Kevin cannot go 1 single video, a video about making the perfect person, without doing something terrible.

[@RyanBlakeKain]

There's something about Kevin's most normal life possibly being the saddest one.

[@elisabethsalmeron4502]

Kevin: I'm making the perfect person!!! Me: Another video about him making himself? Nice

[@elisabethsalmeron4502]

@steliosplaysmc alwayssss have beeen

[@bobobsen]

Smooth

[@VoidicHerald]

Not gonna lie, being called wonderful by someone you respect is amazing, even if it's just for a bit

[@thatdapperplat7805]

kevin saying “you’re wonderful” has the same energy as “you’re breathtaking”

[@Vicioussnakeboy]

So is the hitman

[@desaun]

I watch these Bitlife videos over and over again. Must be my favorite thing from Kevin nowadays. 😂

[@BlackSun6393]

Kevin is so used to making bad decisions he threw the Perfect Person's life.

[@gechoman44iwantahippo]

Every other Bitlife video: playing as Jim Pickens This One: Playing as Turg

[@qalacticc]

or kevin

[@jerry-hy9ok]

"How do I get surgery to make brain bigger" *Flowers For Algernon intensifies*

[@journey8692]

i think this is the first time kevin actually gets his bitlife to retirement

[@Crux___]

8:15 Missed opportunity to dig up that old GIF of Jim Pickens twerking

[@MrBryant321]

At least Perfect got a dollar when his father died, I lost an arm and a leg. But hitmen don’t come cheap

[@cyclopshark8933]

Hahahahaha

[@homewebb6294]

hehe

[@Artlas1]

3:28 you.. you actually absolutely nailed the reason people give 1$ to people in their will, that is some nice knowledge of the law 🤔

[@SJ92909]

Kevin to us: You're wonderful Us: *spawns extreme griefer jesus*

[@faithxanneproudofliam]

I mean at this point that's just something we have to do

[@lasersexpanther6631]

Kevin: "OH oh we're half way there" My brain: "Penguin on a chair."

[@praizy2835]

18:20 *"you think the hitman would take out a baby?"*

[@y.m.o.fh.s.c8580]

"Im gonna make the perfect person" *literally just makes a psychopath*

[@bpdgyal]

LITERALLY 💀💀💀

[@manologamerss5801]

And a Narcissist. And a Snitch.

[@Mr-Green0]

So basically American Psycho?

[@NepheleButler]

"Nobody can fix my migraines" Yeah, that's about right. I've been trying to get someone to fix my migraines for over half my life now.

[@danif4546]

This was the saddest episode of bitlife I've ever seen.

[@LordBilliam]

5:45 Eyelid surgery is where they remove fatty tissue under the skin to allow it to fold, and is the most popular surgery in Korea. For some reason Koreans just really hate monolids. One of the saddest things I ever heard, was about a 16 year old girl who'd just got eyelid surgery being happy that her mother had finally told her she was beautiful...

[@Exaltedmiff]

3:35 Kevin he gave you a dollar because if he gave you nothing you can sue the family and get half inheritance if you get £1 You can't complain because he hasn't cut you from inheritance

[@sheeplywaltz5183]

Kevin using Snow Halation in the background is everything I need in life

[@elenasuarez9798]

I am SO glad I’m not the only one who noticed that!

[@Misu._sage]

I'm loving that his video length constantly changes, it really shows that he truly enjoys what he does and i love the longer uploads

[@bananasplit3925]

so we’ve figured out who the perfect person is: dwight.

[@hobo-lu-knight]

As someone who has severe chronic migraines, that's realistic. No one can fix them. You're just a walking migraine now, Perfect.

[@jellyfrog3659]

Omg at 9:45 he mad the cutest expression. I love Kevin💖

[@lottewinter8831]

"I make the perfect person", so you're just making Jim Pickens again

[@redshinejasper]

I could just see the heartbreak in ASMR's eyes, when Kevin forgot about him. Poor little ASMR. Don't worry. Twitch Chat got you

[@totallynothatguy]

"The perfect person has to become the perfect person in ALL aspects." -Hitler, 5:31

[@HeartMemory93]

"If you step one foot out of the line, I'm telling the principal." is such a Kevin thing to say. I'm dying

[@joyofmusic110]

Kevin:lets make the perfect person in Bitlife! Aaron Burr: there's trouble in the air you can smell it

[@Lo0ny_T0ons]

I hadn't slept in a week I was weak, I was awake You've never seen a bastard orphan more in need of a break

[@barteikelenboom3763]

The longer it goes into the office life the more this guy sounds like Dwight

[@er00ic]

I need to make sure to add Kevin into my will, he's earned that dollar.

[@lachlansmith8048]

Is it weird that I enjoyed this playthrough where Kevin plays for real more then when he plays a schizophrenic psychopath who's self-destructive tendencies are the only way to even theoretically stop him?

[@meowskit]

kevin, when you looked at the camera and said "you're wonderful", it really made me smile. thanks, i needed that. you're wonderful too :).

[@Chill-Ice]

My perfect person was John Smith, with 100% everthing stats, had a 90+yr marriage with his wife, had 11 children, won many lotteries, is worth about $7 billion and built up a multi-billion dollar company (without paying for anything)

[@juliavxkq]

kevin trying to complete the perfect life is rather unfortunate. how does he fight the urge to not just pick the most stupid choice? honestly so proud 😁👍

[@mrmistermr8579]

11:43 had us in the first half ngl

[@robertaviles8451]

3:25 "Here's your inheritance, son!" (Gives $1) "Don't spend it all in one place!"

[@chianne_away_]

“NO ONE CAN FIX MY MIGRAINES” I felt that one deep 😞

[@graysonquinn1482]

9:07 I just realized CallMEKevin is only a few years older then me, that just gave me a huge childhood flash back. Was not expecting that reference lamoooooo