I became the worst doctor ever in Bitlife

[@badbotfelipe]

One of the things I love the most about Kevin's Bitlife videos is that, no matter how different his plans for each life start, it somehow always comes back to him hiring a hitman.

[@13lack_Rose]

and he always ruins his life at the casino

[@pooberscoober]

It’s because he’s a military genius and he knows the best way to win a war is to not even get involved.

[@jacobwhelan45]

@@pooberscoober he’s also an acrobatic genius which made him really healthy. That is why he lived so long

[@pooberscoober]

@@jacobwhelan45 he’s just the dictionary definition of genius in every single regard

[@juliamavroidi8601]

Dr: *has problem for the first time in his life* Dr: *immediately chooses murder*

[@minininja2792]

I feel like sometimes kevin starts out trying to be nice, but then his antagonistic side takes over

[@IamaPERSON]

Congrats on the heart

[@Lightning_God_kashimo]

69 likes bro

[@Lightning_God_kashimo]

Nvm

[@minininja2792]

@@Lightning_God_kashimo you are right, we need to get rid of some likes

[@pop-1208]

WHIST

[@zapote8449]

kevins the type of doctor to "accidentally" remove both of your kidneys.

[@CainySNP]

@Ni-kun the patient wouldn't wake up from both kidneys being removed, patient be *DED*

[@CainySNP]

@Ni-kun oh well, lol I was never into tf2

[@strogonoffcore]

welp I only have one(malformation) so that's not too hard

[@lordfreerealestate8302]

and "accidentally" sell them on the black market

[@Shaurya__Tripathi]

And then the patient wakes up in a basement

[@Bellandora]

Kevin’s “What the fuck?!” at Doctor Smartmandude’s flirty teacher being married to CallMeKevin was priceless.

[@jewelxiat]

No really; I was eating when I got to that part and nearly choked. Holy shit that was hilarious.

[@Kevin-McLaughlin]

@nye Shows how surprised he was

[@laurend1307]

Fr he was so shocked he forgot to say "feck" 🤣

[@armaxinho]

Can we just appreciate the fact that Dr.Fish was your doctor for about 100 years?

[@Ilivepuppys]

He may of had kids who followed in his steps and become a doctor like their parent?

[@salem-01]

@@Ilivepuppys he is . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ë T Ê R Ñ Æ Ł . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

[@Ilivepuppys]

@@salem-01 Mine makes more sense yours is just joking around.

[@imhappy._.]

Dr. Fish has been a doctor since Dr. Dr. Smartmandude was a kid lmao and Dr. Dr. Smartmandude lived for 115 years

[@thedeadcannotdie]

@@Ilivepuppys great, here have a candy

[@arjunsreedhar3024]

I died when I saw that the teacher flirting with him and then it said "Married to Call Me Kevin"

[@dylandisaverio5977]

Is the child Jim Pickens?

[@Randomuser231]

His reaction was priceless

[@CloudyMason]

Stops mid sentence "what the fuck!?" , that was great

[@nghtwng1572]

"WHAT DA FUCK!!"

[@danporter1364]

The fact he said fuck and not feck made me laugh so hard and I had to rewatch it a few times xp

[@airforce9872]

No one gonna talk about Dr. Fish treating his diarrhea at 105 years old, when he was also the Doctor that treated him for pinkeye at 17?

[@connahjones8178]

@tr3v0r could be Dr fish's grandson or he could be 170

[@maryjoygelizon4268]

Dr fish saw him born into the world and he saw him leave the world

[@aboi6638]

Oh that's simple. H E I S E T E R N A L

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

It's his grandson, Dr. Fish The Third.

[@gracehaven5459]

Being a doctor made of fish makes you immortal

[@Carla-wk3mz]

"How is the person amazing at everything without me doing anything?" Who is gonna tell him

[@josjoe792]

I don't get it

[@nishenkunalan9736]

@@josjoe792 they r amazing cuz he didn't do anything

[@josjoe792]

@@nishenkunalan9736 ooooohhh i am so dumb lol

[@annabanana1680]

🤣

[@kingbrandor237]

When CallMeKevin’s wife seduced him he let out the most visceral “What the fuck” he’s ever unleashed and I am here for it

[@maryjoygelizon4268]

Cant tell if the wtf was because he was shicked he had a wife ir because his wife is cheating on him

[@lolaishotasf]

@@maryjoygelizon4268 it was because her husband was callmekevin lol

[@DrPadenski]

I dont blame him lmfao

[@backseatsurfer5005]

5:55

[@Mcsnickers_7]

@@maryjoygelizon4268 Yes

[@juliaalexandre5568]

The implication that Kevin starts talking irish when he's excited is beautiful

[@Teslijah]

Please answer. Isn’t talking Irish just english?

[@ZuTheComCat]

@@TeslijahBy Irish, he means the Irish Gaelic language, the traditional language of Ireland.

[@brandonwiley5372]

Instead of being a doctor, you became the longest living bitlife person in history

[@lumethecrow9808]

@blur W h a t

[@samuelconnell4609]

@blur *health intensifies *

[@someothernarratorguy]

@blur that's quite the blur

[@oleanderkazzy_]

1kth like dibs

[@zaclavineproductionsfan6738]

@@lumethecrow9808 the key is to get a WeightWatchers diet

[@theKoalaJamesASMR]

Going to Kevin for nose surgery so he can give me the "Turg" look.

[@freezeboy13]

Luckily, he's not that kind of doctor

[@godman1117]

Well, your probably going to lose your nose, good luck

[@paulk5670]

'Not that kind of doctor' Which kind of explains the origin of the Turg look to begin with.

[@keno756]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Xipsep]

*Turg*

[@Cyrathil]

*Kevin is searching* "How to be - " Google: "- a better person" Kevin: No, that's clearly not what I want, Google.

[@freezeboy13]

Google knows him so well, they're trying to make him a good person.

[@user-xu1fp6sp3k]

@@freezeboy13 google should know by now that's not going to work

[@oliverrhys5351]

5:56 “wait hold on what the fuck?” was so incredibly genuine

[@need4speed5353]

5:55 that "what the fuck" was so genuine lol

[@RomeoAirsoft]

Kevin is the type of dude to make a perfect character, only to cast it away over something petty 😂

[@KingseekerFrampt]

I think we all learned a valuable lesson today: reading the Webster dictionary will fix every problem in your life

[@beandog7657]

😡👉👆💥🤏👉💥👿🤬😳🤕🙃🥵💥😭😭🤪😭😎😭😭😏😿🙃😿💥😂🥸🥸😎👆😒🤬🤬😱🤬😳🤌🤣🤪🤣👉😡🥰🥰🤕😡🤕👆😏🥰😔😙🤬🤪🤬👿🤬🤕😏👆🙃👿👿🤪🤬😏🤬🤕😙🤕👆😒🤕😙🤬🙃🤬😏🤕😏🥵🙃🥵😡🤪😳👉☠🤕😪👉👻😔👻😔💀😪👻😡🤏👻😪👻☠💀☠💀☠🥶💥🥶🙃🥶🙃🥶😙🤕😒🤕😁🥵😭🤏😭🥶🤕😏👆🙃👉😒🥶👿😱👿😱🤌🤪🤌🤪😭😳😭🙃🥵😒😂🤧🙃😡🥸 Is how I think of you

[@ninakuup21]

It was the biggest turning point in Dr's life

[@_helvetixa]

I can already see the biography XD

[@BriceBeak]

“Everything was going wrong. my cat died (and my dad but oh well) but one day I decided to curl up on the couch with a dictionary and my life was instantly changed forever”

[@Metzli]

Does it have the be an english dictionary? Cause I only have portuguese dictionaries at home :(

[@LucaZZoRap]

Kevin: "I don't understand how this person is amazing without me doing anything!" He's so close to getting it...

[@Sam-go3mb]

Huh, are you a Taoist or something lmao

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

10:22 When he said "My happiness is ruined" I felt that

[@ballin4334]

First reply cuz I can

[@The_Serious_Chicken]

@@ballin4334, fine then, ima be the third. Third reply’s better anyway. (I’m being sarcastic, I dunno why I replyed this on this comment) Keep going down | | | | V **slaps with chedder** :3

[@Zeldagirlartist]

Either we have a very similar taste in videos or you’re just everywhere

[@qorso]

"im still an overall loser but ill take the dopamines, thank you"

[@kee7374]

You are everywhere

[@bendy_bone]

I love how Kevin didn’t notice his dad was 62 and his mom was 34

[@loser8409]

Lol

[@LupusVenatica]

Today i started a life and my dad was a very wealthy docor of 68 years old and my mom was 19, as always i ended up in jail but pretty sure he was her sugar daddy as she didn’t have a job and they made 1 kid every year, i had 5 siblings

[@manologamerss5801]

@@LupusVenatica Wait, you can only have one kid a year, they had five kids, and she was 19. Doesnt that mean they had a child when he was 63 and she was 14???

[@LupusVenatica]

@@manologamerss5801 no, i was born when she was 19

[@LupusVenatica]

@@manologamerss5801 i was the oldest child and when she 24 or 25 she had 5 children

[@reallybademmms7496]

Plot twist: Dr. Smartmandude is the doctor who runs the cursed monkey hospital in Two Point Hospital and throws patients' organs down the road in Surgeon Simulator VR, which pretty explains the horrors we've seen in those videos.

[@idfk-gb9dj]

K don't want to ruin your theory but isn't the of surgeon sim the back story for meet the medic from tf2?

[@idfk-gb9dj]

@Kelik The Edgelord thx for the clarification

[@fudgetop7461]

Can we talk about how even at 105 years old, Dr. Fish was still working as a doctor?

[@nathaniel817]

Reminds me of the onion's worlds oldest neurusurgeon

[@Emil_Stoltz]

@@nathaniel817 Mmm, oño!

[@rxguefr]

Actually way more years

[@channel4ripoffcompany404]

it is honestly beautiful that Kevin had everything going for him in this life and squanders it all in the casino.

[@maryjoygelizon4268]

At age 95+ he didnt really have a need for that much money even in real life i would think that im close to dying

[@kirboi363]

if the game doesn't screw him over Kevin will screw himself over

[@Serrifin]

@@kirboi363 i mean, the casino is rigged against you so its still the game screwing him over

[@kirboi363]

@@Serrifin true

[@jacebagley3025]

@@Serrifin it is in real life too

[@chalk3]

It was so weird hearing Kevin actually say ‘fuck’, it felt like a Christmas miracle

[@strohkoenig]

17:20 Dr. Fish was your doctor for almost 90 years (you met at 4:44). You led a great life, but Dr. Fish is the real hero of this episode.

[@MaxerV19]

Im gonna assume dr fish was around the same age as him (probably 2 years older) so when he was 105 Dr fish was 107

[@j-bob_oreo]

unless someone followed someones footsteps

[@lemonadewithstrawberries]

Dr. Smartmandude's dad dies. Dr. Smartmandude: 😏 Dr. Smartmandude's cat dies. Dr. Smartmandude: 😖

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

The fact that Kevin actually read 3,000 pages of the Webster makes him a legend

[@strogonoffcore]

autoclicker for the win

[@malicexvii7905]

I did that shit once on mobile and never attempted it again.

[@acoolgiraffe822]

@@malicexvii7905 me too

[@methmonster]

@@malicexvii7905 How long did it take?

[@malicexvii7905]

@@methmonster idk the exact time but it forever. I was normally patient with it bc I liked having 100 percent smarts for every single year but even 3000 pages was a bit much...

[@Aloe_Plant12]

The pure sadness in Kevin’s voice when he says “...hey Janice?” breaks my heart I’d come to your practice, Dr. Dr Smartmandude

[@MidnightArcade404]

Hearing Kevin slip into Irish when he got excited gave me all the life I needed to get through the day

[@loonywolf2012]

Pardon me but how do you write the word Kevin said in the video that meant "wait"in Irish?

[@alioc3298]

@@loonywolf2012 honestly it’s weird because I always thought wait in Irish was Fan? But I’m Cornish so I dunno. Very different languages

[@meuanglao7]

yeah i'm looking it up trying to find it and all i'm finding is fan and other versions of it? and irish spelling is very not phonetic so i can't even begin to guess how it'd be spelled hhh

[@ratlesbian5498]

@@meuanglao7 sorry for replying to an old comment but i'm irish and i have an answer if you're still curious: "whisht" isn't literally a word in irish, but it's a slang term used in ireland. it means either "hold on a second" or "shut up".

[@Hi.imdory]

@@ratlesbian5498nice yt name

[@chesmond3737]

Smartmandude was literally the smartest person on the planet and Kevin chose not to get a scholarship

[@germonicx1147]

I once made a character who spent everyday of his 30 years doing every martial art. I then went on a one punch death killing spree

[@thenotfunny8076]

I’m sorry? *W H A T?*

[@rapogirl1391]

👍

[@maryjoygelizon4268]

Pls tell me the characters name was saitama or one punch man

[@germonicx1147]

@@maryjoygelizon4268 unfortunately not lol I didnt go into it expecting to do that

[@loser8409]

Kevin should make a video about that.

[@Conceptcreator]

Wait... i am Jermaine... Why do I need to be calm?

[@wc_anty1616]

Lol

[@dudezombie1498]

Jermaincalm

[@Conceptcreator]

@@dudezombie1498 NO!!!! I found out who my Doctor could be! I am not calming down...

[@lockofthesamurai4317]

@@Conceptcreator just calm down. Heres some bread.

[@Conceptcreator]

@@lockofthesamurai4317 that helped

[@TilfordM]

"Age 118: I've been considering exploring my submission fetish"

[@smrtfasizmu7242]

And it killed him

[@cargospaceband]

It always catches me off guard when Kevin doesn't say feck and he just straight says fuck 😂

[@wrenmacneil7703]

this episode really is the epitome of "you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain"

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

Kevin is that doctor who still uses methods from 1462.

[@iceicicle3046]

Hi TIDIYRD (tails is disappointed in your recent decisions)

[@rosied456]

Kevin’s out here telling me I gotta get rid of my yellow bile which built up due to miasma

[@waterlemonandfriends]

"You've got ghosts in your blood you should do cocaine about it"

[@64bit-boi11]

It’s weird seeing kevin trying to save lives rather than end them

[@andimoz]

to be fair he still ended quite a few by hiring all those hitmen so it balances out

[@ahopefor]

It's a real uno reverse card moment that's for sure.

[@genericname2747]

Ew Imagine saving lives

[@Emil_Stoltz]

@@andimoz You gotta spill some blood to save the rest! Just don't save them by using the blood as they might get a disease...

[@claymoore20]

Kevin: “how is he amazing without me doing anything” I think he is amazing because u didn’t do anything

[@aravicious]

Kevin always tricks me into thinking bitlife is fun.

[@olablc531]

I downloaded it because of Kevin and my character was even more boring than I am xD I deleted it when I hit 30yo or so :D

[@Rowansfears]

My characters are always fun but I don't want to pay for anything so adds had been terrorising me till I couldn't continue

[@tracyracy]

It is!

[@DefinitelyNotAFerret]

It's pretty fun if you try to have like 30 children 😆

[@Torch-l8v]

I love the game

[@XX-dm2xs]

No one is talking about how Dr. Fish was still treating the 105 year old Kevin, like he must have been 130 at that point

[@keiribbit]

"I don't understand how he's doing so amazing without me doing anything!" Kevin... that's exactly why he's doing well.

[@shiny3985]

Is nobody going to talk about the fact that dr smartmandude's father is almost twice the age of his mother?

[@rundfunk9055]

Was looking for exactly this comment.

[@runrunshaw337]

Or that Dr Fish took care of him from childhood through 105 😂

[@seabb]

@@runrunshaw337 Dr. Fish must have been a child prodigy or literally ancient to have been treating our guy for a hundred years

[@Electroid5]

@@runrunshaw337 He saw him come into the world and watched as he was taken out of it.

[@N0.__.]

"High school begins and I'm depressed and my smarts are low" hm I wonder why that sounds so familiar...?

[@ahobbit1273]

Kevin exclaiming in Irish when he got excited is so endearing.

[@raptorjesus2516]

Kevin actually clicked though all 3 thousand 500 pages? What a absolute legend

[@Lightning_God_kashimo]

Well he showed himself clicking and just sped it up

[@MinimiMax]

I've done that once in this game. Never..... again.....

[@Scorpion-Gamer82]

I did it just for the achievement. It took bloody ages.

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"Bit life but i become the worse doctor ever" I'm sure he'll do fine as a doctor, last time someone came up to him with a cold he said the patient should get their arm amputated, Jim helped

[@StardustLegend]

what video was that from lol

[@iseewhatyousee1163]

I think this was the most normal and successful life of kevin in bitlife from all aspects🤣

[@borklym9243]

I know this is an older video, but Kevin’s videos have been helping me through a really tough time and I’m unsure how to express my gratitude that he’s been able to cheer me up while bingeing/rewatching videos. I know you may not see this, but thank you for all the work you put into your videos, you manage to cheer me up any day.

[@nynkekrans2925]

Love how the lab coat says Surgeon Simulator 2. Will make the patients very comfortable

[@spacequeen02255]

3:00 “High school begins and I’m depressed and my smarts are very low.” Sounds about right.

[@anthognome]

Well, Kevin creates a lot of patients, so he'll never be out of work.

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

That's stonks thinking right there

[@ayan8136]

Yer

[@lilbluebox1601]

I love that Kevin keeps trying to ruin this guy's life but he's somehow immune

[@jahzielgonzalez7822]

Omg, I hope Kevin realizes he was about to break the Bit life Age World Record

[@CatMuto]

I think I managed to have someone make it to age 109 or 119... I forget.

[@lady_apocalypse178]

I had a dude hit 120 once

[@pocketbread7535]

Kevin playing a text based game Kevin: "Im completly opposed to reading"

[@duk6897]

i was waiting for the "im not patient for the patients" joke

[@biggiecheddar4246]

I just realized Kevin is one of the only genuine youtubers that seem like they really enjoy making videos

[@bencullen6600]

its funny that kevin posts exactly at 8 pm. its like hes sitting in a quiet dark room and waiting for the second 8 pm hits

[@jays.444]

Ikr

[@nightorchid5031]

I'm pretty sure theres something that allows content creators to set a time when the video will be posted.

[@LynnAgain83]

@@nightorchid5031 It's funnier to imagine it the other way especially with Kev

[@nightorchid5031]

@@LynnAgain83 I know

[@lemongraabtheforsaken1225]

8:43 really strikes a cord with me, almost brought me to tears, masterfully done.

[@moonatic.06]

Kevin: “Dr Fish, what a stupid name!” Also Kevin: “Dr. Smartmandude”

[@joeyxcx]

1:09 idk why but that "okay" made me feel a lot sadder than it should have

[@allisonionsoup]

dr. smartmandude is like the first successful life that kevin has created, other than jules ofc

[@andrinakelly8702]

ah Jules, still lives on in our hearts

[@JecIsBec]

Kevin: *creates perfect character* Also Kevin: now I will commit ✨crime✨

[@callum5733]

I really like the extra amount of effort put into the first minute. It means a lot, I love your content because I can tell you really enjoy making videos and that makes me feel good too. Thank you.

[@davidedwards1705]

4:07 "The Giving Tree" is the best book to give smarts it tends to fill up the whole bar.

[@KiwisCovers2112]

So adorable to see Grandpa Pickens spending time with Kevin's son in the background

[@thetgomes6322]

"squirrel monkey, cat" could had been the name of a Nickelodeon series

[@dykishgaming1633]

me: *sees Kevin's channel and Bitlife in the same video* brain: "you're going to watch this and his other Bitlife videos" me: "yes"

[@Dishwasher-qg2do]

16:23 Just amazed on Kevin speaking Irish

[@Metzli]

8:14 he's Dr. Dr, double doctor!

[@1umbreon4life]

5:50 top ten plot twists in anime history

[@pointblankstudios9701]

0:58 Kevin: Let's wait for the patints! Also Kevin: Remembers Ireland is in lockdown

[@zolodash2474]

Ah yes patints

[@Fostero7]

15:01 Incase you were curious, he chose to train dog not to do that

[@encryptedflame8532]

What I learned: Reading the entire dictionary makes you immortal

[@snakeyro]

1:31 he looks like the villain that only pretends to be a villain because he had a rough childhood

[@illyakich4011]

6:00 WTF MOMENT

[@KingseekerFrampt]

It’s not the fact that you’re making a fake degree that worries me, it’s the fact it’s in comic sans

[@crabdabo1825]

Comic sans is the only way

[@SSWhat-no4si]

I love how dr. Fish was still healing him at 105 years of age xD I don't wanna know hold old that doctor must be

[@DartzinhoV]

I figured out why Dr Smartmandude was so successful: he owned a paddle boat! (17:25)

[@sunnex474]

I like how he didn’t even try to get a scholarship

[@TheTWSChannel]

Imagine buying a yacht when you're over a 100 years old & realising that you have no one to show it to

[@ascreamingcat4944]

If I ever get put into a hospital and the first thing I hear is “Hey there friends, my name is Kevin and I’ll be your doctor..” I might just jump out of a window

[@DonaldRump.]

If your reading this We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[@pinktribble]

@@DonaldRump. *You're

[@ascreamingcat4944]

@@DonaldRump. I just saw this. Damn you.

[@myth5430]

0:50 I was booked in but the door Was locked 😂🤣

[@Mackarrrena]

That "what the fuck" at 5:55 was the most genuine thing I've ever heard on youtube lmao Hearing Kevin say that instead of feck threw me off so hard LMAO

[@jefferblue]

8:05, oh no no no. Kevin, you're doing SO MUCH. It's just not negative for a change. That's why it's 100% everything. No murders. No hitmen. No gambling or drug/alcohol addiction. 9:31... I spoke too soon

[@corkiestcat]

“I wanna be a doctor noooowww” me on my 5th year in university

[@shahdalali7999]

Me who just graduated highschool. I got a looonnng road ahead of me 😀

[@anicondri]

Let's all just appreciate these awesome intros Kevin has been doing. Thanks Kevin, they're amazing!

[@chrishill601]

Kevin: Uses stethoscope on head; doesn't hear anything. Stethoscope: Isn't in Kevin's ears. Yeah, that sounds about right.

[@kgosintsowe7358]

Kinda didn't wanna finish the vid , stopped at 8:47 cos it was so perfect knew somehow Smartmandudes life was gonna be ruined

[@kyhunter2357]

Kevin is that doctor that just so happens to "accidentally" make you wake up during surgery.

[@aclaire1780]

11:15 we’ve come full circle 😂😂

[@kizzylumley-edwards9849]

Kevin is the type of doctor who gives someone with alcohol poisoning alcohol to “soothe their nerves”

[@camilothehunter755]

I like how when Kevin wrote "how to be a" google instantly said "how to be a better person", i just found it hilarious

[@AJ.F.T]

i love watching kevin's videos as background noise sometimes because he always narrates everything and while cleaning ill just hear the most random crap ever and ill still understand the context somehow

[@gussanchez7362]

I guess you can say Kevin didn’t have the “PATIENTS” to become a doctor

[@elegathor4251]

I could headbutt the wall every time Kevin waste his money in the Bitlife casino...

[@tigerlove525]

It's ironic that you posted this today when I spent my morning trying to find a lawyer to take my medical malpractice case lmao Also Dr. Smartmandude and I are birthday twins

[@cassidyb9786]

Oh shit what happened? Hope you can get a lawyer x

[@agnarogthedestroyer2941]

I'm pretty sure Grognak is a attorney at law.

[@tigerlove525]

@@cassidyb9786 I was supposed to get my wisdom teeth removed but during the surgery the doctor removed one of my second molars instead of my wisdom teeth. Tooth number 31 instead of 32

[@cassidyb9786]

@@tigerlove525 omg that is terrible and definitely malpractice jfc

[@tigerlove525]

@@cassidyb9786 I know right? But after a bunch of calls to lawyers many of them turned me down cuz they'll only take bigger cases like 3 mistakenly pulled teeth or permanent jaw damage. Like sorry my malpractice wasn't devastating enough but it's still trauma I'll have to live/deal with for the rest of my life

[@Zugzwang221b]

Me halfway thru the video: "Wait for it.... Wait for it....." Kevin : "OK. How do I hire a Hitman?" Me: "About time"

[@loser8409]

Lol

[@baymoo]

I just started watching you a few months ago and these bitife videos are so idk how to explain them but i cant stop watching them

[@Amm17ar]

"I dont understand how this person is amazing without me doing anything"........Exactly Kevin.....exactly lol.

[@DillonXP]

Kevin! I can’t believe you didn’t make a joke about not having the patience for waiting for patients at the beginning