Black Fridays of Long Ago (What’re Those?!)

[@Yenuisherenow]

Smosh: where you procrastinate in the middle of filming to eat chocolates with the ceo

[@TheWoodlandYeti]

Ngl, I've skived off work to fuck around in a meme filled email chain with my CEO cuz he's a g

[@TM.BECK14]

*El presidente

[@zippydaspinhead]

I can always tell when Spencer is the editor. "i ain't writing all that" Mans even forgot his capitalization. Laughed all the way to the bank

[@maximus9401]

cash those laughs in, my guy

[@482k7]

may i have the timesranp please?

[@tempestgabe69]

man, i had the same thought. "well spence is editing this one".

[@SolarpunkVince]

​@@482k7 at 6:46

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Damien: gives the point to Keith for the portable DVD player Ian who also said portable DVD player: 👁👄👁

[@easyryde004]

Damian "Madness" Haas and posiKimmyty made this day absolutely perfect

[@sagegreeeeeeen]

PosiKimmyty is amazing

[@k.822]

Damien playing drums is something I didn’t know I wanted, but it’s what I needed (9:10) (12:00)

[@jorgeeduardo9202]

Let Damien lead this show was the best thing smosh ever decided to do, i just love it

[@--Danni--]

We get this masterpiece but people still bitch about missing “oLd SmOsH”

[@brookiethebee2618]

I love the feral energy that Damien always has in these videos.

[@LordKalte]

That's the cocaine

[@meganmay3607]

I love the energy but it’s wayyyy less chaotic than it used to be

[@sangan3202]

Damien HAaS

[@MrThierryFournier]

the drum set was never a gift a parent would give their child. That's a gift a uncle or aunt would give.

[@milcaserrati7888]

In these shows, Damien's energy feels the same as someone who drinks ten cans of red bull and gets absolutely no sleep 😭✋🏻

[@metalgirl9739]

Because it is the same 😅

[@LeeCornsweet]

The drums reminded me of when my Aunt bought me a bongo set when I was, like, 4, and my mom subsequently made a rule of no more musical instruments

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Ah yes, Target. In other words... *Fancy Walmart* Ghirardelli Peppermint Bark is honestly one of the greatest contributions to society. Having that during the holidays just hits different

[@karacheever4926]

They are amazing...I want some now...lol

[@Qarl23]

Every single episode... Damien: Describe what it feels like, not what you think it is. Contestant: It feels like... an old computer! Also contestant: This is a screen. Also also contestant: This isn't a WASD keyboard.

[@Dem0nDaddy]

Damien clearly cut back on his red bull intake for this episode. He didn't even threaten someone's life.

[@sagegreeeeeeen]

He was strangely calm….

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

"Oh this is heavy" *That's what she said* "Black Friday, a monument to excess and a salute to capitalism" is the most spot-on description of it that I've ever heard...another banger. Another banger by Damien from Clarence

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Ian: I can't see anything Toph: *Oh no, what a nightmare!* Damien hit it right on the head with describing Kawasaki. Motorcycles? Spinning wheels. ATVs? Spinning wheels. Aircraft? Spinning wheels and jet engine compressors. Helicopters? Spinning wheels and propellers. Monorails, guess what they have? Yup... spinning wheels. They've made ALL of that. They even make subway and commuter trains for NYC (I know this because I used to live in Westchester and would see their production plant where they made the trains alongside the Metro North in Yonkers). They are also the reason why Japan has the SHINKANSEN! Yup, all them.

[@RebelHart9]

Ian out of context: “I didn’t even get to feel the back side” 😂

[@hammerking605]

What're those featuring: Courtney Freaking Miller, Tommy, and Courtney. Topic: costumes and makeup

[@nocturnalizzie]

Oooh yes, a makeup-themed episode would be excellent!

[@bryh555]

Damien should have done his nails all black except for one that’s the same color blue as his hair lol

[@Damanticore]

It's so perfect that the first item from 10 years ago was from 17 years ago.

[@lauracarione9045]

the first item should have been the Shrek DVD, which is STILL the best Black Friday purchase ever.

[@Swirlingflame]

Can you guys please just keep that drum kit in the corner during every filming and let a crew member do the "ba dum pah" sound at what they think are the most underappreciated jokes? P.S. Just don't let Shayne or Ian get their hands on it lol

[@sarahmarie345]

I vote spencer to be on drums!

[@rebbyberard8150]

Using Kyubey as satan was actually the funniest thing smosh has ever done

[@amayah4598]

Damien flossing was actually pretty adorable, ngl

[@sodaisnotsalty9455]

I find it sad that I didn't even notice the lights weren't on until he turned them on lol

[@justinnolte3205]

Damien is such a great host.

[@th.nd.r]

I love this series. Thank you for continuing to do this, please keep it going 💙

[@amandahugnkiss]

I enjoy these so much! Thank y'all for doing em! IDEA: What Are Those: LOTR, Hobbit themed 💍🌋

[@tomodaphne]

Putting Kyubei as Satan in the promo gave me flashbacks.

[@bond007osu]

You know that Kimmy let Keith have the DVD player. It's Kimmy after all.

[@michaelbricky]

I'm just imagining a try not to laugh and Damien comes out with that drum set on someone else's turn and keeps doing rimshots for everything they say (even stuff that isn't part of the bit).

[@laleepop25]

On buying a tiny drum set for your child, don't. Buy one for your niece or nephew.

[@pennywisethedancingclown2702]

Fun fact, those portable DVD players play international DVDs. Idk why DVDs from other countries didn’t work on regular players back then. This why streaming is superior.

[@amberc3674]

"This is from 10 years ago" "It's from 2004"

[@sarahmarie345]

Keith and Damien together make me happy! 😃

[@kylacarter7727]

love Damien’s natural humor and demeanor. Adorable. And the combo of that jacket with the pants 👌😂

[@Tribleman247]

A none bombastic, explosive and absolutely insane Damien intro? You feeling okay buddy?

[@22anemone]

Thank you for the merch add, I forgot I ordered a chosen shirt while cross faded!!!

[@ew5601]

I had that exact portable DVD player on road trips as a kid. 😂

[@Ikmarysmith]

Who’s gonna break it to Damien that 2004 is closer to 20 years ago than 10

[@clarkehamza]

damien: this is from black friday 10 years ago also damien: yeah it’s from 2004 who’s gonna tell him 2004 is almost 18 years ago now..

[@adamscholfield3371]

9:04 the thing is that you dont buy it for your children you buy it for other people’s children

[@ton_ton_]

!!! a new episode of "what're those" is a black friday treat, if i've ever seen one

[@urmomlastnight]

Damien going crazy makes me feel more sane. ❤

[@karen4624]

You never buy it for your child, you buy the drums for someone else's child.

[@antoniooliveira7957]

I m being controversial but brave. This is the best internet show ever!!!!!

[@LaMortDeLaMusique]

If Ian is confused about Kawasaki, wait until he hears about Yamaha making motorcycles, guitars, keyboards, headphones/speakers, sporting goods, home appliances and robots

[@Luckfull7]

I used to have a portable dvd player when I was little, forgot they existed lol

[@panthastaa34]

Cool thing about those Kawasaki portable DVD players, there was a battery so it didn't have to be plugged in, but it only lasted 2 hours..

[@TheColdestWater]

This game brings back the good old days 🤩🥰

[@uberpies]

KEEP THIS SILLY GOSLING OF A HOST!!!

[@Pcuspy]

glad to see that The Chosen has passed the "who is satan" vibe check. Impressive.

[@OptimusProvost]

I miss when Black Friday was ONLY ON A FUCKING FRIDAY!!!

[@endless3cho]

You can just participate in it on Friday.

[@TrazAce9]

Them: *blind folded* what is this? Me: *not blind folded* its a dvd player! How do u not know thi-oh wait...

[@sararuby4745]

Not *multiple* black friday commercials through this video lol

[@xerxesmontes9828]

Damien is back with blue hair!

[@kM-er8oz]

Ian when encountered by anything… 3:57

[@buttonbrain]

I had that drum set as a kid and yeah it 'mysteriously broke' one day 😂😂

[@redfieldbjgprod]

Damien + Ghirardelli Peppermint bark.. I want for Christmas.

[@freedomisliberty]

@12:19 damian looked like he was ready to throw down 😂

[@kylakat13]

The day that my portable DVD player stopped working was the day that my childhood died

[@ChefMonke07]

Unhinged Damien is best Damien

[@MeaganAshley]

My Thanksgiving wishbone wish was for a Black Friday episode of What’re Those, and it came true!! But in all seriousness, I love this series and the chaos Damien brings to it

[@StormBoy95]

Request for what are those? 1. Smosh Lore edition ( For example the your favorite pizza place phone) 2. Winter necessities edition 3. Do a second episode where the chosen is the host of the show!

[@lorenee8902]

Kind a wanted them to do products that are related to like Black Friday news for one of the rounds like ones just straight up taser

[@mikecorl2407]

I forgot it was Black Friday until just now

[@emmaoosterman4639]

If you work in retail you knew immediately that the chocolate had the biggest discount!

[@michaelsteven5980]

Kimmy ❤️Congratulations another Big Win 🥰👏👏👏👏👏👏🙌🎊🎉🥳🏆🥇✊👍⭐️

[@hahgay69420]

time for unhinged chaos

[@xTheGregx]

I had that portable dvd player, 2004 was a good year

[@marcovasquez9543]

Welcome to Belize family Kimmie!

[@elliotohnmacht7777]

i cant believe ian says wasd like "wah-cid" and not "wahs-duh"

[@raymonholt69]

Still waiting for my Water Those Arbor Day Edition.

[@PaleCaretaker]

I'm dying from migraine and Smosh posted the video. Maybe it will make me feel better.

[@matthewelliott7294]

A wild Milkbean has appeared on What're Those.

[@theobazinga8555]

Mystery boxes that you can purchase?? Did a game company bought Smosh and added loot crates???

[@Madi.Adkins01]

I'm actually 100% sure I had that exact DVD player when I was younger and it was the coolest thing ever at the time

[@orion7677]

Run through the blood of your enemies!!! Get that new IPad!

[@NateGreat897]

Someone bought my son one of those drum sets for his bday..... Never opened it lol

[@gwillypdawg]

My pops bought me a full size kit when i was a young lad

[@jonathanrudy1052]

It's it lore now that The Chosen has watched Modoka Magica? Cuz that would be hilarious to me

[@Urayuss]

of course the chocolates had the largest percentage discount. They were the cheapest item of the three anyway, so a lower dollar amount discount translate to a larger percentage compared to the tree and wreath. Suppose the chocolates are 5$. a 2$ discount is a 40% discount. The wreath and tree are probably in the 40-60$ range, and a 2$ discount from a 40$ item is......... 5%. took me a minute to figure out the dumb math my dumb brain was assuring me made sense lmao

[@arenanord4207]

Keith pretending to be sad when he lost the portable DVD player-having watched like two movies in the past 10 years. 😂

[@woodstock657]

When the New Rocket Raccon TikTok voice came out I thought it was Damien 😂😂😂

[@juliesaunders990]

Our mom asked us if we would use a drum set. We said no, but she bought it anyway. To this day, we blame her for the joy it brings my niece and nephew deafening us

[@someguy8156]

It physically pains Kimmy to have to be mean.

[@tylerlakins01]

Keith brushing his beard so much he’s gonna lose it

[@UnEarthedShadow]

missing smosh-court rn :(

[@ghostkahmed]

Wow how he did say "Tunis" it's perfection

[@Breadful1]

damn KEITH be looking GOOD as always uvu

[@blackironkatana]

I have such a massive crush on Kimmy.

[@endless3cho]

I love Ms. Jimenez!

[@bulletoflove6974]

Damien reminds me of David S. Pumpkins

[@600lloyd]

Love this show so much 🥳

[@trinityproduction5715]

Damien is so under utilized

[@jordanmelven]

I had that exact same portable DVD player when I was a kid.

[@ObsidianCr0ss]

That Satan picture was pretty spot-on

[@vortigeriron1532]

This show has the same energy as the Eric Andre Show XD I LOVE IT

[@una724]

What are those discounts am I right

[@ebohn92]

Do you guys decide how many ads are in a video?

[@LookitsTook]

I was in the same pose as the chosen when he popped up god damnit.