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Yakub one of the most infamous figures in Black History
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00:00 Tribe of Shabazz
00:33 Yakub
#black #history #memes #africa #african #yakub

[@MasterofRoflness]

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[@someoneouthere4995]

:|

[@bananade5766]

this video gave me aneurism

[@death-istic9586]

Love your videos!💚

[@menofyes1069]

I love the your sh^tposts history videos doe

[@joshstraub6972]

😅

[@soul6733]

Netflix documentaries be like:

[@user-oi8gk2si3n]

This should be its own timeline

[@kohlicoide2258]

We just need a Grandmother with Alzheimer that know the truth

[@do2xd679]

But she can't remenber it

[@robertsides3626]

This was _way_ more intricately plotted out than anything Netflix could cook up.

[@coreyander286]

After everyone dismantled Graham Hancock's Atlantis Younger Dryas Impact theories, Hancock pivoted to finding archaeological evidence for Yakub's breeding pits on Patmos. Netflix financed the whole thing.

[@thirdtry2853]

average black nationalist's understanding of history be like:

[@nicholasneyhart396]

This is why if you want to establish a national identity it should be on verifiable history and shared language/culture.

[@WiseOwl_1408]

Remove the nationalist part.

[@thabomuso2575]

This is the Nation of Islam's so-called "Black history".

[@-John-Doe-]

@@thabomuso2575​​⁠​​⁠Nation is of Islam is also black separatist/nationalist/supremacist It’s very common. BLM is a self proclaimed tactic to revive the Black Liberation movement and the founders use “Assata‘s demands“ in their organizing work. Assata Shakur is a most wanted terrorist and was leader of the militant BLA / black liberation army. Her compatriot, Susan Rosenberg, is a convicted terrorist. Both her and Shakur became members of the successor organization, the M19CO. May 19th Communist organization. Susan Rosenberg was pardoned on Clinton’s last day in office. She chaired Thousand Currents, managing all funds for Black Lives Matter. _______ Read co-founder Alicia Garza’s piece, “Herstory,” on Feminist Wire.

[@RedRumOnE]

The only thing that would make it better is being voiced by idris elba instead of whitey mccomputerhead.

[@Bobcat205]

Disclaimer: this is what the Nation of Islam actually believes

[@kurtmoses5583]

THE NATION OF ISLAM WHICH HAS NOTHING TO DO W ISLAM BTW LOL. PURE BLACK SUPREMACIST IDIOTS

[@a.h_gamba]

Excuse me, What? I thought they believe in Islam.

[@coitip2920]

​@a.h_gamba no not really. It's kind of like how Mormons are "christians" but believe you can become your own God of your own reality if you give God the proper masonic handshakes after you die.

[@palestine7296]

​@@a.h_gambathe nation of Islam and Islam are not the same thing

[@2livenoob]

How is this any less weird than what WN believe the races came from?

[@TheIrishny]

I feel like there should be a pop up on screen "NATION OF ISLAM ACTUALLY BELIEVES THIS", like South Park did with Scientology

[@JasonWilliams-um2nt]

😂😂😂😂😂one of my favorite episodes. "Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum"😂😂

[@TrashmanCZ]

I am sorry. WHAT?

[@TheIrishny]

@@TrashmanCZ ?

[@TrashmanCZ]

@@TheIrishnyThere is real religion that belive in Yakub etc.?

[@TheIrishny]

@@TrashmanCZ Nation of Islam that basically is like a mix of Islam and Scientology. It has incredibly wild beliefs, including Yakub creating white people, yeah.

[@drekbleh7081]

KZbin: "This video has been removed due to a violation of community guidelines." Masterofroflness: "Elaborate." KZbin: "No."

[@rainbowhause5918]

Classic youtube. The only way to know why your video got removed is by using a third party site, twitter, and using a mob of followers to ask why your video was removed.

[@wealthybone2990]

KZbin probably assumed this was racism, is racist themselves smh.

[@squidikka]

@@wealthybone2990 Masterofroflness: *shows them a mirror* Them: "That's raciss!"

[@f.a.f.ocalitodewhatsrighti3365]

This video won’t be removed by KZbin one because it’s a lie to it makes white people look bad three it makes Black people look good they would never remove this video

[@Smethells2023]

Welp, that just gave me a reason to download it.

[@Apoc2K]

Nation of Islam desperately trying to retcon Wakanda into existence.

[@tapewerm6716]

This nonsense has been around for longer than that, unfortunately.

[@every1_fades]

Kiss my feet savage pink cave man!

[@Teeveepicksures]

Are they still around? Havent seen one of their bowties in awhile.

[@iminyomommy7889]

this isn't nation of islam teachings. it's nuwapian. and no... i am neither

[@CarryTheThree]

@@iminyomommy7889 it's both actually, it's nation of gods and earths teachings that clarence pretty much ran with, that is still apart of the N.O.I. but they are gradually just going by more islamic and what the founder teaches as a mixture. prior, it was just this and the saviors teachings, master Fard Muhammed. we used to get books and pamphlets to read and learn the history, this is the first pages.

[@hogwashsentinel]

order of historical events: Moses invents dynamite Trans-atlantic slave trade Evolution of gorillas

[@realdragon]

And then medieval knights fight

[@Eggly69]

I made a shirt like 5 years ago that said "All my brothers and sisters rejoice, for Yakub is with us" with a picture of that goofy mfer and the Black Nationalists that hung out near our cities park got mad and told me I couldn't wear it lmao

[@MrSoopSA]

Should have asked why, people wear shirts with Disney princesses and other fairy tales on them so why not Yakub?

[@landonray9517]

That's funny as hell lmfao

[@occamsshavecream4541]

Pricesless!

[@DreamseedVR]

Youre lucky they didn't just harm you

[@Eggly69]

@DreamseedVR I have .357 reasons strapped to my abdomen why that would've been a bad idea for them.

[@killertrip10]

I wish you mentioned how they had Merkavahs, laser weapons, and space ships and yet they still somehow lost to a bunch of stick wielding savages.

[@kyleschneider6871]

Well, Yakub just created such a vastly superior group that they couldn't help but win with just sticks and stones.

[@looperlord6043]

Ever heard of Star Wars?

[@killertrip10]

@@looperlord6043 yeah, but I can safely say don't remember the part where ewoks stormed Coruscant. Care to fill me in, loremaster?

[@Hashishin13]

Or how they went from laser weapons and space ships to the stone age in Africa when we sailed there.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

​@@looperlord6043Another based George Lucas moment.

[@amenetaka2419]

"After 200 years yakub would create the brown race, yakub died at the age of 150 years old"

[@ironic7583]

Yakub created the brown race in a hyperbolic time chamber. Duuuhhh

[@damiandamiano3651]

its NIKKA paradox, another brekrttu man like edison who wuz blak

[@Kwisatz-Chaderach]

They arent good at math.

[@bignumbers]

150 goes into 200 with 50 left over, and 150 minus 50 is 100, meaning he did 200 years work in just 100 years. Black Power! ✊🏿

[@jacobmatthews7524]

math is rayciss, 2+2=5

[@thedarkestowl4224]

Dermatology student trying to research information on large blackheads: "How tf did I get here?"

[@mykehunt2430]

😂😂😂

[@panzergaming9108]

fucking gold lmao literally cant stop laughing

[@thedarkestowl4224]

@@panzergaming9108 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣

[@skeletorment]

You came to the right place!

[@diamondlife-gi7hg]

i used to kick it with yakub back in the day.

[@mdavisyates]

"Jakub was born with an extremely large head which gave him unmatched intelligence" hilarious.

[@orange8420]

Finally prequel for Finno Korean Hyper war

[@SonofTiamat]

I remember when the Finna tribe fought the rooftop Koreans in The Battle of Los Angeles

[@girlbuu9403]

One of them is a joke, the other is something people actually believe.

[@alishermukhametkali9230]

I hate Yacub because I believe, he was the guy, who started Hyper war with his lies and manipulations.

[@RAAM855]

KING WEWUZ THE FIRST DID NOTHING WRONG

[@johnpaulcross424]

We need the dilluvian period covered next

[@2dhistory197]

didn't know that africans had their own version of megamind

[@annihilation777]

It's not even the Africans who believe this shit it's the African Americans 💀

[@Aru_im]

More like megamind is the modern version of Yakub

[@launcherx2044]

more like black isrealites

[@waffle6376]

This is a better squeal than Megamid 2

[@dx-ek4vr]

"No bitches?" - Yakub, probably

[@guiltystress509]

previously on dragon ball:

[@hackermanack3393]

" Hello Monkeys heheheh " - Frieza idk

[@LuwiigiMaster]

rare ankha zone cameo

[@dukkemonterier3429]

Frieza is a fucking white supremacist

[@wassup934]

“Tricknology” 😂

[@smithfinland214]

Thats what i call my maxim machine gun.

[@RedYDG]

"That's nice, Netflix, but I was asking for a documentary on the history of redheads."

[@DhirenGowda]

the screenwriter misunderstood when the exec said the doc should focus on "gingers"

[@timbuktu8069]

Same thing

[@WaldoBagelTopper]

lmao

[@gravybiscuits588]

Egypto-Judeans

[@j.c.denton2060]

When you ask Google Gemini to tell you the history of Scotland.

[@spetsnazcammando]

"He blew up three hundred of the worst white people with dynamite". I almost died from laughter.

[@Anonie324]

Yeah, I just about lost it from how unexpected it was.

[@chickenpermission3594]

that was what actually happened at the battle of Thermopylae

[@adept7497]

Yeah, that was the funniest part xD

[@Mrmusha53]

Thinking or talking about people you dislike is a major sign of something called ENVY 😂 sun allergic FREAKS

[@KrolKaz]

Don't laugh at history

[@HomelessOldMan9000]

Remember, Yakub isn't some one he made up. The Nation of Islam actually believe he was a real person and did all of those things.

[@againsttheleftandright4065]

Thank you Yakub for creating me

[@juannaym8488]

I don't like the Nation of Islam in any way, but I honestly have my doubts they really believe in Yakub. I can't imagine that the story of him was often thought and when I look at interviews given by figures like Elijah Muhammad, like there's a lot of silly stuff he says, but he doesn't openly speak of Yakub It's like with Scientology were the absolute majority of followers did not even know of Xenu until South Park covered it. If hip hop culture didn't make references to Yakub leading to his story becoming rather prominent on the internet, I think most NOI followers would've never known of Yakub

[@dafuqgusdafrey60]

​@@juannaym8488 idk about islam but black do believed all this whole heartedly recently i got called "YT" in fb pages about black supremacists literally they said black man is the king of all race, and somehow white caveman overthrow them and stole their achievement

[@brendon1689]

@@juannaym8488 simple explanation inner cult, outer cult typical cult structure = bunch of lunatics start a cult -> they develop an inner hierarchy as they expand (some are more equal than others type beat) -> starts forming outer hierarchy in order to support the inner hierarchy (ponzi scheme) -> outer layers are far removed so as to facilitate their purpose as resource generators honestly applies to more than cults ngl but yeah that's the structure pretty much won't name names so i don't get assassinated in fortnite by the holy inquisition of globalist lizards 😶

[@juannaym8488]

@@brendon1689 you just described mlms hahaha

[@jazz322alllwaysswing]

I love how they can't decide if there the strong supreme power or the oppressed weak victims. Fairy-tale of fragile ego and insecurities.

[@jbone9900]

If only they learned about Ethiopia.

[@erikponciano]

50 years from now some grandmother will tell her grandkids "I don't care what your school says, Jakob created the wypipo."

[@y.s7787]

Lord Yakub, get it right

[@CornpopTheBadDude1]

Lmfao 🥇

[@pampoovey3281]

yea don't give Netflix any ideas...

[@JaayProdiJaay]

Should school be the standard knowledge given to kids? Or are u still unaware of the education system

[@peasantsarerevolting9343]

I'm thinking of sending this to the kackling hens on the "view". That brown one who recently found her family once owned slaves would eat this up!

[@s4lsaballlerinna168]

Those drugs cult leaders do really can get you to write some of the most incredible story ever

[@Napoleon_Bonaparte1804]

na the story was mid

[@jonaderjona5805]

*uncredible

[@thesaul9484]

@@Napoleon_Bonaparte1804 Don't speak of my ancestors history with such foul words like this

[@randominternetguy8735]

Amaziiing graaace

[@FreePalestine07462]

This KZbinr has no idea what he is talking about it’s not true no where in Quran talks about how white people are created

[@jansonrawlings8169]

Shockingly enough, after performing all of these feats, they never invented a wheel.

[@pianomanjason]

yeah, but they did innovate the wrapekit they did make cursive writing and arithmetic mathematics disappear with class and sophistication

[@inyomoufizaWabbit]

No just stop lol

[@salj.5459]

Ah yes the wheel will be extremely useful in a dense rainforest or on sand My previous reply to @jansonrawlings8169 got deleted, so I am putting one here: 1) You cherrypicked 3 Sahelian African countries, yet the majority of Africa is rainforest. 2) Wheels are not useful on sand. Modern cars have trouble driving in sand, yet you think ox-pulled wheeled carts would have been useful? 3) Wheels would have been slower than the horses that they used in those countries.

[@jansonrawlings8169]

@@salj.5459 Ah yes, the great rainforests of Mali and Niger. Renowned for their lush abundance of…sand

[@jansonrawlings8169]

@@salj.5459 Ah yes, the great subsaharan rainforests of Mali and Niger. Renowned for their abundance….of sand.

[@astronomybrainiac]

Wait. According to this, if I try hard enough, I can become a gorilla? As in; literally return to monke? Is it possible to learn this power?

[@oilslick7010]

That's a neat tie-in with the ' Planet of the Apes' universe right there...

[@Sense.Of.Common]

Super easy, just continue doing what you're doing. You seem to be changing rapidly

[@Mereologist]

Technically, humans are already classed under the clade of gorillas and the larger one of monkeys. So right now you already are both things.

[@harizotoh7]

3/4 of this is the actual story of Yakub.

[@obijuanquenobi1911]

Which is definitely real history

[@themouthofsauron6926]

@@obijuanquenobi1911 yep, TOTALLY checks out.

[@noone12748]

​@@obijuanquenobi1911 It's true, I was the magnet

[@vovabars1234]

Common Yakubian W

[@IsaiahINRI]

Literally the only part they don't believe is the Finno-Korean Hyper War part. Everything else is legitimately what they believe

[@markmartin2819]

FACT: Yakub invented wypipo

[@vovabars1234]

Thank you Yakub💪🏻💪🏻

[@LoganAmon]

I mean white came from blacks so 😂😂, he is not far off.

[@illegal.anglo88]

@@LoganAmonThats just a theory. There is no proof of that being true. People thrown that around likes it’s a fact when it literally isn’t.

[@Aru_im]

@@illegal.anglo88 do you really think white people came out of nowhere just suddenly popped out in europe? Do you know what human migration is?

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

Common Yakub W

[@1111Tactical]

"He blew up 300 of the worst white people with dynamite" I couldn't handle that one, that shit had me dying! 🤣

[@sigmacronos9382]

"After 200 years, he would create the brown race. Yakub would die at the age of 150 years old." Math be like 👍

[@tommynobaka]

the funniest thing I've heard recently was " if you see a black duded dressed like a wizard, he's probably ethipoian"

[@imgvillasrc1608]

Black Hagrid: "You're an Ethiopian, Harry"

[@MiroNyholm-mj7hd]

Funny haha.

[@moritamikamikara3879]

Idk Nigeria's president looks like a Wizard too. Yoruba looking headass

[@keshi5541]

True lmao as an Eritrean that is true.

[@BlockyBookworm]

@@imgvillasrc1608 Kingsley Shacklebolt is the actual name of a Harry Potter character, and in the movies, he does indeed dress as you're imagining

[@Kyryyn_Lyyh]

My favourite part is Yakuub being smart from having a giant head, confirming phrenology as the legitimate science we all know it to be (I have 10 sets of callipers)

[@sonofthebearking3335]

This comment is brutal. I love it 😂

[@archermadsen7744]

Naw man I measured Sean Stricklands head and have confirmed phrenology to be real💀

[@killazaawl]

no his smart were in bepis, skull shape has nothing to do with it

[@JuliusCaesar888]

Of course you'd say that, you have the brain pan of a stagecoach tilter!

[@TS-jm7jm]

the funny thing is, we actually have studies showing brain volume and intelligence are related, it is flat out science now.

[@DeadAbeVigoda]

Funny how we only discovered this in the four years since a career felon OD'd on drugs while resisting arrest.

[@saintniccage2818]

Fentanyl heavyweight champion might i add

[@jbone9900]

Cope harder whyt do what evil whyt do.

[@professional.commentator]

Black Hebrew Israelites giving a lecture on the streets.

[@marlon8095]

DAS RITE.

[@blazi2293]

You know, "Devils of Yakub" sounds like a pretty rad name

[@therealspeedwagon1451]

Sounds like an awesome band name too

[@m2bradley161]

"Subjects of Yakub"

[@Thesavagesouls]

We finally know who is our real daddy.

[@mercce6750]

Sounds like both the nerdiest and most metal thing at the same tkme.

[@xChimkin]

white devils of yakub

[@someguy7819]

We were aristocrats and such

[@lanxy2398]

unironically

[@EyePatchGuy88]

That is correct.

[@zebulaun]

We, the collective individuals invoking this colloquial assertion, assert that there exists a historical narrative wherein we, as members of a specific ethnic or cultural group, lay claim to a lineage of noble ancestry, specifically likening ourselves to the illustrious rulers of ancient civilizations, particularly those within the context of African history.

[@noturfather1106]

​@@zebulaunDas right n'wah

[@archermadsen7744]

Look at Mansa Musa, they unironically were kings.

[@printingwithlue4310]

Sooooo.... *I'M* actually the one owed reperations?! 😮 Saweeeeet.

[@brianowens9060]

I like how he discovered the law of attraction by playing with magnets. That's good stuff!😅

[@michaelparissi3233]

Lmaoooo

[@theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658]

This is not something MasterofRoflness made up this is what BLKnats actually believe. A guy by the name EZ PZ made a hilarious series about the crazy beliefs of Nation of Islam and its splinter groups

[@SiPakRubah]

Where can I read more about this? I'm curious how do they came up with this in the first place

[@zenoblues7787]

​@@SiPakRubahNation of Islam is the group that started it as far as I can see

[@SiPakRubah]

@@zenoblues7787 No wonder they got Mecca in the story Also poor Malcolm X got killed by them for not following their cults

[@ADFloyd]

Can you link it please?

[@Aresydatch]

​He actually got fixed and became a real Muslim when he went to THE REAL MAKKAH and met the Saudi king, following true Islam ​@@SiPakRubah

[@nightsong81]

This has powerful South Park "This is what Scientologists actually believe" energy

[@microcomputermaster]

The NOI, Moorish Science, Christian Science, Mormonism, and Scientology definitely have cross-pollinated over time.

[@matthewatwood8641]

South Park should do an episode about this.

[@bathory5026]

Yes! I KNEW it felt familiar

[@VegetoStevieD]

@@microcomputermaster This is a little more like Orcs claiming they created the races of Middle Earth.

[@R.Lennartz]

It's cute that their logic is that being smart must mean you have a bigger head, and how they couldn't think of an explosive other than dynamite, so that's what Moses used.

[@timetochronicle]

0:41 Yakub is really one of Angstrom Levy's personas in the multiverse. This also means Invincible ended the Finno-Korean Hyper War.

[@willsalen8370]

Maybe Angstrom Levy is just a persona of infinite Yakub?

[@galmdemonlord32]

Temuera Morrison narrating this is like something the 501st would had experienced

[@jalenmcdermaid1186]

W reference

[@My10thAccount]

Well it’s pretty well known knowledge that the 501st Legion was deployed in the later stages of the Finno-Korean Hyper War.

[@lugiasimply6054]

Battlefront 2 reference

[@TheWebsOfCorruptionNeverFail]

Legends say, that my people were a peaceful race who ruled over Zeelandia. But the during the Finno-Korean Hyperion War, the Finns murdered Posidon and Neptune's step dad, ushering in a Great Flood that sunk our continent. The more civilised group of survivors escaped the flood by building boats and became the Polynesians, while the more Radical Elements hijacked Korean Spaceships that belonged to the Daimyo of the Yirpan Peninsula, and escaped into the wider galaxy, becoming today's Bantha riding Mandaloreans. The echos of that bloody forgotten War are still felt today, throughout the Galaxy, like a Bantha with hemarroids.

[@coreyander286]

The old Legends canon about Tuang and Zhells on Coruscant 200,000 BBY was pretty wacky.

[@kielbasamage]

I’m disappointed you failed to mention the caucazoids were banned from the afterlife due to the soul being inseparable from the black germ, so Yakub created a nexus of infinity circuits that connect every pyramid, European house of government and Cracker Barrel to house the residual energies of passed caucazoids until they can be reincarnated in hyperborea to start Ragnarok under the command of cyber-yakub on his platinum throne.

[@christianponce4836]

I deadass can't tell if you fr or not and that in of itself is crazy 😭😭😭

[@mkultra70]

Cracker Barrel! Love it!!! 😂

[@J-Anon-]

There's a reason these cults don't let out the whole story at once to new recruits. Imagine dedicating your life & soul to a group, praying, meditating, everyday, trying to know God. After many years of study, you're finally deemed ready to hear to secret truths hidden from common vulgarians... Yakub? Yakub? I've been worshiping mother-fucking Yakub?!?

[@J-Anon-]

I think I need to read more Biblical sources, Talmudic sages, and Marvel movies. I'm not understanding all the references.

[@--novus-ordo-secrolum-un--8820]

Nahhh cracker barrel is.... Crazy 😂

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

This makes me realize The Woman King is like……. the only movie Hollywood’s ever made about African history. 🤣

[@juannaym8488]

it's actually wild that there's no movie on Mansa Musa. Richest man in history and his travel to Mecca would make an excellent central plot point for a movie

[@spawel1]

@@juannaym8488obvsly they're never gonna make a movie about black history that isn't a slavery movie directed by quentin tarantino

[@Mannels14]

There are so many historical African folktales that would make amazing movies but Hollywood only focuses on slavery and Jim Crow involving Black people

[@saintniccage2818]

Zulu dawn? Last king of Scotland? .......District 9? Lol

[@Mannels14]

@@spawel1 which is a shame due to the immense African folktales and legends that would make amazing movies but Hollywood only focuses on topics about slavery and Jim Crow

[@subhuman3408]

I have heard theories crazier than this from black supermacists

[@SF7PAKISTAN]

The dishonourable Elijah really thought he was cooking when he said that humanity was able to develop one of the most advanced civilizations without the knowledge or understanding of magnets

[@zedtheexplorer5206]

Yeah lmao especially since like 90% of power generation works via spinning magnets around copper wire.

[@ryanjensen1945]

@@zedtheexplorer5206 that is only because our crude and inefficient systems use electricity for power, instead of Ether like a truly civilized people would

[@theloweffortchannel7211]

@@ryanjensen1945 That's vacuum energy, and there is no responsible way to utilize it. You HAVE to give back as much as you take, else vacuum collapse eats the universe sooner than later.

[@bigpopsgg2429]

​@@ryanjensen1945ok but magnestism is still a pretty important force when looking at what holds atoms and matter in general together. It would be impossible to miss if your society became that advanced

[@bobbyfirmansyah8580]

Jugaloo Confirmed. Fuckin Magnet how do they work

[@coreyander286]

For some reason Hollywood hasn't filmed my script for _Indiana Jones and the Cave of Yakub_

[@catharperfect7036]

B/c they who have taken hold of Hollywood have a beef with those who try to usurp the title of "Hebrews".

[@danielmapulanga9894]

I would watch this without a hint of irony.

[@BoredInTheComments]

😂😂😂

[@nathanmedeiros6740]

No, but there probably is a XXX parody out there.

[@obsidiancrow450]

they want to obscure the truth

[@neonwind]

Harvard's New history curriculum.

[@deanfirnatine7814]

You realize how close you are to reality with that statement?

[@CS-oi3zr]

@@deanfirnatine7814 No, you just out-dumbed this video lol smh

[@TheRiiiight]

No more of that old white man history, it's now bipoc her-story.

[@boot_boy_6945]

@@deanfirnatine7814sure dude. I’ll trust you. You definitely seem smart enough to have gotten into to Harvard, so you probably know all about what they teach there.

[@juannaym8488]

@@boot_boy_6945you don't need to be smart, you just need to be born in the right circumstances. Harvard is a social club for socialite elites, nothing more than that

[@Valerius123]

This isn't even a parody. I've heard this nonsense in one form or another over the last 15 years or so.

[@mpg272727]

All praise Yakub for he gave us blue jeans, spiceless chicken, beans on toast, the GAP, the Beatles and of course country and western music

[@AlejandroJMA]

He also gave to all white people the ability to change smoke alarm batteries!

[@Thesavagesouls]

Bless Grand-Daddy Yakub

[@noturfather1106]

​@@AlejandroJMAeven better, he gave the ability to recognize that ghetto bird chirping as the low battery warning.

[@nintencat]

@@AlejandroJMA Witchcraft I tell you

[@archermadsen7744]

And sunburn.

[@jamerv86]

Tricknology…

[@againsttheleftandright4065]

rotfl

[@jg8060]

Just remember Malcolm X believed this shit.

[@loganr746]

He also had a public falling out with them later on in his life as he began to realize how absolutely ridiculous this is. He wasn’t an idiot, he was indoctrinated into it during his time in prison and once he began to see through the lies (especially after his trip to Mecca) he quickly disavowed them.

[@juannaym8488]

@@loganr746 he also publicly stated that Elijah Muhammad was a pedophiliac alcoholic. The alcoholic part giving a lot of context to these beliefs

[@johnrockyryan]

​@@loganr746 and they killed him one of their greatest ever leaders and they team up with the white man to assisinate him

[@johnrockyryan]

It makes me realise no matter how intelligent you are you can always be brainwashed by a cult especially if they catch you at your most vulnerable

[@sanjak689]

@@loganr746he saw them as heresy since mecca trip made him Muslim.

[@adventure_skaut]

Yakub: Go! Witey! Go out and enslave to the extreme! Wyte people: We will! Thank you father!

[@MK_ULTRA420]

BACK IN THE STONE AGE-

[@FleshWizard69420]

We were hedgehogs and such

[@michael3556]

We wuz electric pokemon an sheit

[@redskeleton9204]

Goddammit Chris Chan

[@Seniorsneaky123]

this is why whenever i see an afro i fly into a fit of rage

[@vovabars1234]

And now Yakub sees his children drinking soylent, it's actually over

[@Thesavagesouls]

We failed Grandfather Yakub.

[@porterhouse937]

Forgive us father Yakub, for we have soyed.

[@christopherstein2024]

@@porterhouse937 Tofu is based and light skinned. Asians know this.

[@robertmcdougall1144]

​@@christopherstein2024 Soy is not based. Proof Asians. 😂

[@mspaint93]

​@@robertmcdougall1144 I mean half the worlds population is asains and they have among the highest IQs. So clearly soy isn't that bad if fertility and intelligence clearly aren't effected.

[@lordkratos6093]

BBC Documentaries be like:

[@bilkishchowdhury8318]

What does BBC stand for?

[@BonVoyage861]

We're going to Wakanda with this one

[@mariwa5286]

There is definitely no cult more narcissistic than this one, where they literally believe they are gods

[@UnityAgainstJewishEvil]

Judaism comes close.

[@acex222]

That's not the Nation of Islam, you're thinking of the Nation of Gods and Earths. Their definition of God doesn't mean the same thing as the Christian definition of God, although they are narcissistic.

[@ElonMuskrat-my8jy]

​@@UnityAgainstJewishEvilJudaism is worse.

[@mightquinnable]

Literally respectable for everything is true narcissism, its amazing it goes from “We the most powerful in the world” to “were the biggest victim in the world”

[@Staxx0]

@@UnityAgainstJewishEvilno that’s Islam.

[@j.c.denton2060]

There needs to be a caption on this at all times that says "This is what black nationalists actually believe" like on South Park lol

[@BroMan-vm5gt]

Nation of islam believe

[@PhrozenFox]

History channel at 12:01AM:

[@Lambda420]

This is so good im loving this channel so far.

[@izzatsufian2796]

Black documentaries be like:

[@ibrahimbello5546]

*black nationalist. It's like saying white documentaries be like , then putting some white people theories like Africa never had writing , or wheel or lived in only mud huts. Come on Google exist.

[@LoganAmon]

Be like. Africa had empires , Euros lied that they did not They had writing , euros lied that they did not. Yeah I rather believe blacks on this one.

[@ibrahimihsan2090]

No, it's just one cult and it's subsets. Most Black people don't believe this. And Furthermore, Cleopatra(2023) does not represent most Black documentaries which are much more grounded and fact-based.

[@bub6871]

Shiet dis be da history da wyte man be hidin from us cuh. We is the true humans n shiet.

[@elliottbaker201]

​@@bub6871🤦 that shit literally translated

[@Darek17061]

Thank you for creating me, Yakub. I am forever grateful

[@atles2633]

Common Yakubian W

[@rafewheadon1963]

You were created by Arceus. Do not let them fool you.

[@Darek17061]

@@rafewheadon1963 shut up you fucking weeb. Go wack off to Pokemon some more. I am a direct descendant of Yakubs devious actions. I was put on this earth to spread racism and shit vibes

[@Bakarost]

Dont thank someone who is inferior to you

[@matiasluukkanen7718]

It is Lord Yakub to you, white devil.

[@pierceholston6639]

As someone who suffers from depression and anxiety, I thought I was done laughing. This bizarre video changed that, this was the first time, in a very long time that I laughed out loud and believe you me, I needed it. thank you so much for this video.

[@josephk6136]

We wuz kangz and shiiit, the mini documentary.

[@senecaaurelius1811]

Netflix: Are you still watching?

[@drekbleh7081]

2:30 Missed the opportunity to show everyone beans on toast

[@SonofTiamat]

Chicken without seasoning or dishwasher soap

[@altithoraxperotorum5133]

Missed opportunity to show spearmint or Mayonnaise ice cream

[@dr.wallacebreen3859]

Spearmint at least makes sense for ice cream​@@altithoraxperotorum5133

[@MegaKnight2012]

Why wasn't it pineapple on pizza?

[@teal_m_101]

Beans on toast are delicious.

[@risingwindspress]

This sounds like a crossover episode between Scientology and Attack on Titan 😂😂😂

[@bub6871]

Id definitely watch this anime.

[@AscendantStoic]

Best title for that anime would be ... "The Legend Of Yakub: How I Created White People And Doomed The World"

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

​@@AscendantStoicThe man who Tricknologized the world

[@chadking375]

Closer to Cybertron lore than you think

[@mlgcactus1035]

Malcom X really believed this?!

[@aeslayyyter]

Yes and no lol he had disagreements with Nation of Islam and had a falling out he was also one of the believers that believed a different version of the yakub story

[@spawel1]

@@aeslayyyterdidn't he say that the story of Jacob in the bible is Yakub wrestling with the government to get funding for his eugenics program?

[@michaelparissi3233]

@@spawel1yup lol he won’t answer that one

[@mlgcactus1035]

​@@aeslayyyter he still believed in this

[@TiredOfthisstuff]

I think he converted to normal islam before his death

[@jasonburris334]

I love how the concept of a super genius to them is a guy with the physically biggest head out of everyone.

[@montag4516]

😅

[@dontbothertoreply9755]

Phrenology they came to the right conclusion due to the wrong reasons, same as femminists.

[@thenoblepoptart]

This post was BLACK checked by real american BROTHAS TRUE ✅

[@jpraise6771]

Least delusional black supremacist:

[@thenoblepoptart]

@@someoneusingtheInternet i get around 😎

[@nothanks9503]

📠?

[@Grandmaster-Kush]

✅

[@killertrip10]

It's like a Wonder Showzen line. ✋👌

[@deltacharlieecho4732]

Dear Diary: Today I went down some particularly strange rabbit holes on youtube, fucked up my algorithm, and now I've found this video. I don't understand how watching chemistry and sociology videos landed me in this place but I truly hope I never leave.

[@LoudSunshine]

This guy with a big head, I've seem him when I was a little fetus in a test tub, he said something like "i hope my creations dont fall for japanese cartoons" or something, idk, I was watching skibidus toiletus at that age

[@garpuffyfish]

I never knew black people had such a rich history. This is why we have black history month

[@jpraise6771]

Hidden lore accessible only in the DLC💀

[@EyePatchGuy88]

Happy N history month.

[@Thesavagesouls]

I would watch that movie ngl

[@archermadsen7744]

Look up Mansa Musa.

[@bobdollaz3391]

Mansa Musa or King Moses, was the Biggest slave owner in Human history

[@SMiki55]

This Lord of the Rings fanfic hits hard

[@Thesavagesouls]

The Kangz of dat rings

[@elmerjfapp5730]

Everyone knows Tolkien was talking about whites when the black orcs of mordor came into the picture, after all where theres a whip there's a way

[@user-tj4ly8yk1f]

@@Thesavagesouls *rangz.

[@VegetoStevieD]

@@elmerjfapp5730 J.R.R. Tolkien claimed that his work is NOT allegory. Anyone with a functioning brain can imagine that he simply didn't want to get in trouble for the political ramifications of claiming otherwise.

[@sunshineskystar]

@@Thesavagesouls Kangz of dem Rangz

[@gabrielethier2046]

Personally I love Yakub for creating my people and giving us the science of Tricknology

[@ninjaswordtothehead]

What I don't get is: if you're so awesome, how did your "inferiors" manage to subjugate you for thousands of years?

[@headienutburn]

It's the biggest cope ever - Realizing that your race is the most primitive and has contributed next to nothing to the species. In fact, there are 54 countries on the continent of Africa, and not a single one of those countries qualify as a first-world society.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

"They got defeated by whypipo that only used sticks and stones..." Literally something that white nats and black nats would agree on.

[@juannaym8488]

you can ask that nazi germany too

[@locomotora6921]

Truly the coping of all time.

[@mjsock284]

This is what the Nation of Islam actually believe

[@metasaurus3233]

Kyrie Irving actually believes in this.

[@rangoman1815]

Still going slve trade in Libya by the Arabs

[@Larry_Hegs]

So does that doom-ass, Nick Cannon.@@metasaurus3233

[@pawnshot]

Remember everybody WE WUZ KANGZ

[@mrcrackdonald_1]

The fact there's people who unironically believe this is concerning

[@Just_chilling656]

Most educated afrocentric be like

[@whitestreak4852]

Putin didn't mention this at his interview wtf

[@y.s7787]

Lmao

[@KaiTakApproach]

Putin was one of the 300 but had microdosed himself with dioxin for years in order to build up an immunity. The trinitrotoluene in the dynamite was unable to penetrate the sheen of dioxin sweat produced by Putin's constant raving, and so he lived. His mother's maiden name was Yakubovich so he was able to escape by using her passport, modified with a hastily pasted on photo of Webster.

[@narraliveproject2576]

Typical white bias

[@Karmag555]

I've always loved how ~75% of the whole "Mah boy Yakub made the white people who then overthrew a powerful empire despite being savages" story could be equally plausibly told by white nationalists and black nationalists. They would literally tell the same story.

[@Jewel_Screaming_Chango8387]

Then it’s true

[@mightquinnable]

It’s going from “we’re the most power race in the world” to “were the biggest victims in the world”. It’s just a change in the order of those phases that relate to the nationalists

[@hankhillsdisappointedsigh]

Horseshoe effect at its finest

[@Teeveepicksures]

Now you're getting it. Making the dumbest among us believe that they're special is easy money.

[@mightquinnable]

@@Teeveepicksures There is a class of colored people who make a business of keeping the troubles, the wrongs, and the hardships of the Negro race before the public. -Booker T Washington He knew what a grift was back in too

[@richardseaton6390]

Still more accurate than Netflix

[@bighomiegayass1917]

Yakub is the type of villain Marvel needs more of

[@sigvardr7682]

The Wypipo were eventually quarantined to the island of madagascar after the finno-korean hyperwar concluded, but they developed titan shifting technology and set loose a rumbling that caused the mud floods that obscure pre-history

[@John-X]

hyperwar 😂😂😂

[@New_Creature_]

You had to bring something that actually happened into this? Lol

[@DrDale_McChud]

Ellopipo vs blapipo

[@9mmtrilla]

The copious amounts of the word "create" in this video is on-point.

[@jbone9900]

You need to create a salad

[@LeoulB]

"thanks for the money, dummy" liked and subscribed my guy. Keep em coming.

[@Goblin_Wizard]

"a black supremacist hate group from america and their alternate history be like" but yea

[@Thesavagesouls]

*This is what black supremacists actually believe*

[@IAkaksjdjtjeidi]

​@@Alex.ander.😦

[@BasicNoobs]

​@@Alex.ander.you went a bit off the hook right there fam

[@joshuatony.5353]

​@@Alex.ander.funny, I could literally just prime the melanin receptors in your skin to overproduce melanin and tada, you're black,with that thin of a line separating you from people you call unintelligent you must be so daft, your parents have to be siblings

[@randomuruk7230]

@@joshuatony.5353 Except there are far more differences between ethnic groups other than melanin levels and pigment. Why are you so disingenuous?

[@yuumimaisfrancaise]

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. - Isaac Newton, Yakub's greatest physicist

[@giganerd6780]

I was one of the original follower circle of Lord Yakub. I can confirm this is total history and based upon social integrity and Interst of original "Lord Yakub". He deliberately delayed Prosperity in Eastern Africa to Humanize Gorillas, Creating most valiant society within Gorillian Society, Documented on "Donkey Kong" Franchise And Kingkong VS Godzilla 1995 Edition.

[@connorperrett9559]

A leper devil like you surviving thousands of years proves the demonic nature of the so called caucasoid race.

[@xbrick]

don't bring east africa into this madness, we got nothing in common with y'alls degeneracy.

[@genghiskhan4517]

So intelligent

[@user-tj4ly8yk1f]

But how does Harambe fit into there?

[@FumblsTheSniper]

Does this mean my moles are just the good in me coming to the surface?

[@Crazy_Gamer_OG]

The part where Moses gave up & blew up people with dynamite. 🤣🤣🤣

[@MeanBeanComedy]

The level of cope some people have to go through to experience some sort of pride in their history is just sad.

[@raymondcerv1370]

Your username is comedy, you should know this.

[@Dellennickolis95]

This isn't all of africa who believes this, genius this is just one cult/religion. Africans have more lore and history than just this simple belief, also this gives very western African American vibes. Africans on some other shit.

[@VegetoStevieD]

Orcs be like: "We created the races of Middle Earth".

[@uniformityofnature1488]

It’s literally a meme and Europeans had hitler who believed white people came from Atlantis 😂 and built ancient Egypt. In fact during the late 19th and early 20th century white people pretended like they were ancient Egyptians, ancient Greeks etc the biggest cope comes from You clowns.

[@jaklegend3]

Even surface level knowledge of each nations history guarantees that youll never be able to have pride in your ancestry again. Trust me im german. And trust your nations history that it also has at least one ethnic cleansing in some shape or form.

[@d_hammerschmidt]

I disagree that Yakub died at 130 years old, Yakub is still alive doing his experiments.

[@grantwithers]

Faked his death, many fooled. Sad!

[@godooffme7747]

Taylor Swift, his newest and most terrifying devil.

[@mspaint93]

He just moved to Argentina

[@mightquinnable]

@@godooffme7747🤣🤣🤣

[@damiandamiano3651]

cuz he was 2pac undercover

[@marshaldavis6566]

Really funny bro good job on the video. It’s so ridiculous.

[@totallynotthebio-lizard7631]

The fact you used swtor cinematic scenes is the cherry on top

[@BunchaFugginBees]

I used to have a coworker who unironically believed this shit XD

[@fullmetaltheorist]

You should have been friends with him.😂

[@clarence_claymore.]

Most of them do, where do the we waz kangz meme come from

[@DuBstep115]

@@clarence_claymore. Ironic, if this were true, they have nothing else to blame than themselves :D

[@clarence_claymore.]

@@DuBstep115 exactly why they blame everyone else

[@Mannels14]

@@clarence_claymore. only "woke" people believe this, instead of grouping the rest into this ideology. ask your average black person about this lore and they'd call you crazy

[@kektuss]

The thing that really makes me laugh is ‘Tricknology’.

[@sardonicus76]

I have a Master’s Degree in Hoodwinking and a Bachelor’s Degree in Bamboozling. I almost got an Associate’s Degree in Tricknology but I was led astray by Becky with the good hair.

[@josefptacek113]

My new favorite lore channel

[@Wyte-noyz]

501st journal entry: Black History be like