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[@MasterofRoflness]

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[@theculturedjinni]

Good funny video like usual!

[@persianguy1524]

You forgot about the Sassanid galactic empire

[@theculturedjinni]

@@persianguy1524 Go overlord Kourosh !

[@masanomchannel9436]

more alternate history pls

[@freedompodcast4518]

Imagine if Mark Felton narrates that video. The memes will be legendary.

[@AlternateHistoryHub]

yeah pretty much

[@uberfeel]

You should do a video about it cody.

[@ENGCSHemangVerma]

Do a video on it.

[@monkofdarktimes]

Do it lad

[@dakotadurham4788]

Drop a video on the truth of the Finno-Korean Hyper War or you’re a coward

[@unnecessaryoccupation3115]

a video must be made on this

[@TheItalianoAssassino]

Mom: "How cute, he's playing with his Lego" How we saw it:

[@SirJonilot]

WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!

[@jacquesprosekticus1332]

If only I would've documented all the lore.

[@ApostleOfDarkness]

My ancestors fought for the Hwan Emperor but after dying in the jungles of Lemuria, we decided to rebel

[@theducknamednewepicla9507]

Many people forget the duckish accomplishments in the war,the battle of uhdiduchulia,pronounced (oh-ah-did-achu-chil-e-ah),we fought against the new South East republic of worser Mozaialululokukokuh. Edit:uhdiduchulia was the capital of Mozaialululokukokuh,it had a population of 58,764 at the time!Mozaialululokukokuh declared war on the duckish Imperial state and emperor susia the Mozaialululokukokuhan the 2nd said "the duckish are cringe!" The Mozaialululokukokuhan army managed to reach south of east duklia (a province in the duckish) however we pushed back the Mozaialululokukokuhan forces and reached uhdiduchulia!us duckish launched several b.o.l.d.u.o.l.p's on uhdiduchulia soon Mozaialululokukokuh surrendered!

[@quantashonjamaldigglerbury4934]

@@theducknamednewepicla9507 what about the proto samurai invasion by the Hokkaido japanese?

[@theducknamednewepicla9507]

@@quantashonjamaldigglerbury4934 that was important,only reason ducks lasted all of the war.

[@captaintitus4637]

I am a lamurian we decided to gtfo away from the shenanigans of you surface dweller’s

[@ApostleOfDarkness]

@@captaintitus4637 lies, deception, the amount of corpses we piled up on both sides sunk your lands underwater faster than the colony drop we did on Atlantis

[@JK_Snacks]

As a Korean, it actually amuses me that some person not from Korea knows our history so accurately and precisely.

[@ANJROTmania]

this meme started after 4chan history board found out about Korean conspiracy theories, about how they are central asians, how they had gigantic empire before being destroyed and the history hidden by Chinese and westerners. If you search up Hwan Empire and its theories maybe you'll find more in your native internet

[@spao9411]

as a finnish, i find your amusement weak. One day my ppl will have our empire again and we shall conquer the galaxy

[@Immafraid]

What are your thoughts on Finland today?

[@민초파이-n7m]

​@@Immafraid xylitol gum. The ultimate cosmic energy source of your ancestors.

[@AlyphRat]

hyperborea is located in pyongyang

[@lazergamer9526]

Korean superweapons : literal fucking jedis Finnis superweapons : people with bows riding bears

[@illliiiiillliii6265]

True but Finns had shaman magic songs with an area of effect around 500 meters and their songs travelled at mach 1. Thanks to the development of the iPhone beta 1.6, Finns could use their magic with increased range (as long as they used them inside their country to avoid international prices). This made it necessary for Finns to conquer about 1/3 of the planet in 390 years by nuking local cavemen hunting grounds causing the 3rd neanderthal genocide. The Koreans had Jackie Chan who due to his 500 years of study into eastern spiritualism did not believe in shamanism, this made any and all shaman magic ineffective against him. This is why the Koreans could colonize all of nuked east asia before Finns could settle there. The rest is history that we all know.

[@coolsceegaming6178]

Finns got that Thugborean spirit

[@mihairomulus2488]

the finns played Skyrim

[@ribbonmusha]

Finns superweapons: random Russian light tanks with big-ass nuclear missile launcher strapped to it.

[@dailytzeentch1664]

The idea of pre-historic ice age empires is so fucking cool

[@rae4487]

What if a pre-historic globe spanning civilization really existed. With all the weird shit happening daily. I don't think it's too far fetch.

[@myduckisonqauck7227]

@@rae4487 If I'm remembering correctly modern humans have been around for like over 200,000 years, recorded history dates back 5,000 years ago, and there are stone tools dating back like 3 million years ago, so it's not that far fetched.

[@beanboi9156]

>humans appeared 200,000 years ago >stone tools from 3 mil years ago the math aint mathin

[@Lady_Evelyn]

@@rae4487 congratulations you just discovered graham Hancock’s theory

[@danzoom]

@@beanboi9156 homo sapiens weren't the only ones to make tools

[@immortalwarrior2695]

You know, listening alternate history lore of this is very much realistic. Unlike reality of ours, this one makes a lot of sense

[@ambatuBUHSURK]

As someone whose late (resurrected thru cloning once before being slayed again) late grandfather served in the Hwan rebellion effort against the proto-autist finns in JK-9071 with some of the worst atmospheric conditions and still won the battle, i can definitely agree. Ironically, it was some of his best days working as a boson cutter for the province 69 hwan regiment.

[@thejoelfromjonkoping]

​​@𒈨𒈛𒄩𒆠 I remember the battle as if it was yesterday. I along with 3 of my brethren were stationed at sauna 7q-13 and was thus spared most of the heavy fighting. We would have kept the Blossa k8 canon running, destroying the Starfort if not for the Hwan Tecos special forces.

[@yapudpil7482]

@thesnooper 47 weirdly, there are accounts of gods having space wars and shit in indian mythology...

[@GrinXpedia]

​@@yapudpil7482 to be fair hindu mythology is a literal shonen

[@brilobox2]

Fiction has to make sense to be compelling. Reality is under no such constraints.

[@memegito_1]

What got me is the “Third Neanderthal Genocide”? That means not only were there 2 genocides before but, the Neanderthal population actually grew back and was later cut down

[@doorkey73]

For some reason, yeah? Which is entirely impossible but, yeah?

[@lostaccount7323]

Was it really 6m though? Math don't add up

[@mvalthegamer2450]

There were probably several Neanderthal genocides during the Sapiens settlement of Europe

[@thadsul]

The population didn't necessarily grow back to have a 3rd genocide. Maybe that's why it was the last one (or was it?)

[@thesaul9484]

@@thadsul last one for now, just you wait till they legalize nuclear bombs

[@bobdmz6437]

*Me:* “There are literally infinite possibilities in alternative history.” *50% of Alternate History Writers:* “Yeah, but I’m gonna exclusively write about if Germany won WWII, because that’s never been done before.”

[@EccentricWolven23]

There's not much fluff in it yet but Shadows Of Doubt takes place in an interesting alternate timeline where King Henri IV wasn't assassinated. This leads to the industrial revolution occurring much sooner in France, thanks to Henry Lee, snowballing from there into a united Anglo-French empire controlling most of Europe and North America until dissolving to civil war in 1901. Its successor state recognizes corporate personhood and elects a soda and snack mega corp president.

[@Godzillafan78]

Honestly the reason why might be because Germany had plans on what it would do while everyone else’s had fuck all

[@AnemoiaBlues]

Yeah Nazi Germany gives a lot of things for people to play with and be creative with@@Godzillafan78

[@vgmaster9]

And if the Roman Empire never fell, or Britain won the Revolutionary War, or if the Confedracy won the Civil War, or if the Cold War never ended.

[@GarkKahn]

What i hate about those is how no one can create hypothetical scenarios where the allies still won but things didn't go as in our timeline

[@Blank-nv6iz]

they want you to think its "alternate history"

[@Dicaso9]

yes, they are after our souls

[@pentagon56]

Le demiurge would want you to think that.

[@stevengreen9536]

@Blank Well until they can find remains of a finnish or Hwan starship in orbit. Then it is alternate history.

[@martin0499]

yakub propaganda

[@ThePawsketeer]

Oh no, you found out

[@hydraph4843]

As an autistic person, I laughed aloud at the "declaring war on autism". I can confirm, it is the greatest biological weapon that could ever be unleashed

[@iLLya_]

Why did you guys develop a weapon of mass destruction and why did you put it on the pyramids

[@hydraph4843]

@@iLLya_ It was somewhat accidental, but on principle it was created for money, and it was put on the pyramids.because they are really technological beacons that amplify it or something

[@captain-chair]

FOOL!!! YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE AUTISM DOOMSDAY BEAM??!?!?!! IT IS THE WEAPON WHICH WILL CONVERT ALL THE IMPURE ALLISTICS INTO FULL BLOOD AUTISITCS! AND WE WILL CREATE THE GREAT NEUROSTATE IN WHICH ALL AUTISITC PEOPLE LIVE IN PEACE AND HARMONY! You see, Autisitc Strasserism has a few points. But the omnidirectional autism doomsday beam will make us all autisitc comrades!

[@venturamunill3170]

Same. Never fight an autistic person with interested on war.

[@ghanphol]

@@hydraph4843 What the hell man? You know the rules. I'll have to tell the council about this. You can't go around spreading our secrets like that, otherwise no matter how dumb the normies are they'll figure out we're not just joking around eventually.

[@nanashi7779]

I'd like to just leave a quote from this video out of context: "Emperor Kim Il-Sung I Hwan who activated the Giza Mass Autism Array before ending his life."

[@StarboyXL9]

Based emperor

[@fellowbalkaner09]

Truly one of the emperors of Hyperborean Korea

[@itwontcomeout5678]

trust no body not even yourself

[@Amogusrath]

Dastardly emperor

[@heitormedina7098]

1:21

[@matijas7994]

Romulus and Remus were actualy nursed by the she wolf godess Asena, who embodied the spirit of the last Finnic emperor

[@dakotadurham4788]

The Roman Empire was the legitimate successor of the Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate

[@sethkrueger5472]

Leman russ?👀👀👀👀

[@matijas7994]

@@sethkrueger5472 who?

[@valon5069]

@@matijas7994character from Warhammer 40k, Primarch of the Space Wolves Legion

[@DeadPig325]

hot

[@purpleblue5205]

Normal war: ❌ Great war: ❌ World war: ❌ Super war: ❌ HYPER WAR: ✅

[@acolytesun]

King wewuz, I fucking lost it 😂😂😂

[@Watchmanskey]

*Kang Wewuz

[@acolytesun]

@@Watchmanskey 🤓

[@GeordieSwordsman]

Of the An'Shi dynasty.

[@xenoblad]

I literally was suffocating off of how hard I laughed when I heard that.

[@nightlight0x07cc]

that's Wewuz The First to you :#

[@theliato3809]

I need someone to make a war game based on this. its absolutely bonkers.

[@customerservice1565]

Warhammer -8k

[@가니메데]

Better yet, an HBO series

[@bustavonnutz]

@@customerservice1565 Infinitely more based than GW's personal autism simulator.

[@Lemon_Inspector]

I know of two people who would do this. Unfortunately, both were driven completely insane, and at least one is dead.

[@theliato3809]

@@Lemon_Inspector unfortunate. Do you happen to know a necromancers or a dark god who can focus them towards programming

[@abcdef27669]

"The Fourth World War will start with a conflict between Brazil and Ethiopia". - One history teacher from my school, during the lunch, and without any advice that he would say something like that.

[@predatoralfa4924]

As a Brazilian I agree with your teacher, these Ethiopians are asking for war.

[@riograndedosulball248]

It will start around an internet discussion about who has the world's longest river. It's the Amazon and I will die on this hill

[@CompetitiveRacist54]

History teacher is clearly a HOI4 player

[@lecomtedemonte-cristo1998]

that happened

[@loirojose9298]

American moment

[@okuretta8383]

>Finno-Korean hyper war >Alternative history Should we tell him?

[@monkofdarktimes]

Let him live in bliss

[@eddy_malouempereur_du_cong6536]

@@monkofdarktimes bliss? You mean a sad ignorance

[@del3496]

Calling it "alternative" is a disrespect to us, veterans of the Hyper War that crossed the cold plains of New New Helsinki

[@snakethepeg7828]

@@del3496 disrespect is what we deserve after failing to locate Lemuria. I for one would prefer our shame to be forgotten so we may join the spirits of our beloved pre steeds in va-halal

[@knox7316]

@@del3496 Indeed, I'll never forget going up against those Neanderthal insurgents

[@jornoshion4420]

King Wewuz also granted the honorific titles of "kang" and "sheet", to every African, on his death bed.

[@DefenderofFuture]

"Caualties: Heavy ground losses Jackie Chan [disputed]"

[@gabork5055]

It was at that time a Korean manga writer isekaied Jackie Chan to become an ancient Korean so that he could claim his favorite blood type was actually Korean. Jackie Chan being drunk the whole time fought so valiantly this almost led to our dimension of existence losing the sauna. (and all the Finlandia vodka, he clumsily burnt the whole factory)

[@jameslockhart4507]

We hear a lot about the Hyperwar, but never about the destruction of Maldek, Mu and the age of Atlantis

[@aarosundvall]

These were dark ages compared to the might of Proto-Finland and Hyperkorea

[@_Lumiere_]

Curious.

[@emperorofwends8875]

That time isnt honestly reserched enught by the modern historians

[@MikeHunt-zy3cn]

You forgot the great Indo European migration to South Africa to attempt an escape from Yakub 🙄

[@emperorofwends8875]

@@MikeHunt-zy3cn thats just Atlantian revisionism

[@SammaS423]

You sure this isn't Warhammer 40k

[@theinquisition7]

No, but it is rumoured that the Emperor of Mankind is the last of the Lemurians and was pivotal in the destruction of 15 Star General Jackie Chan roughly 6000BC.....Hwan went downhill from there.

[@MoaRider]

40K wished it was this based and schizo-pilled.

[@shinybreloom4027]

the Warhammer 40k characters have the wrong skull shapes

[@LOLHAMMER45678]

@@MoaRider look closer. It is

[@monkofdarktimes]

It's not 40k it tries to emulate them but never capture the raw brutality of the war

[@darkwingduke1631]

We need more of this man. I NEED to know about the Finno Korean Hyper War

[@alexstevens5899]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/inKvZ2pqnaeieac Here's a general idea.

[@skylancerALT]

the fall of cybertron menu theme is making this a lot more dramatic and epic than it should be and i'm all for it

[@silentnight6810]

It can make anything awesome and dramatic

[@masturch33f66]

the greatest menu theme of all time

[@Tyfurm]

Definetly. It is really good to know it's still being recognised by other fans.

[@postmodernguava9518]

*Tucker Carlson:* So why exactly did you invade Ukraine? *Vladimir Putin:*

[@0utL0ud]

Heinrich Himmler explaining ancient history be like:

[@charlottewolery558]

I just watched a video on Himmler's obsession with occult artifacts and yeah, Himmler was that out to lunch. Not enough racism. All crackpots from 1860 to 1950 were obsessed with inferior races polluting and exterminating their social and moral betters.

[@shinybreloom4027]

he vvas right

[@someanimeguy4722]

TRUE THO

[@scoopidywhoop7484]

New Swabia😅😅😅

[@Giovanni-The-Watcher-Of-Losers]

😶

[@amarjamakovic1297]

The Eternal Anglo is to blame

[@HeroesHoshi]

Personally I blame all the space jews.

[@e.battraw3934]

Perfidious Al*ion strikes again

[@beanboi9156]

The Eternal Anglo is to blame

[@uberfeel]

The Anglo cries out in pain as he strikes you.

[@lecomtedemonte-cristo1998]

@@uberfeel (((The Anglo)))

[@FinnishSportsGamer]

“The descendants of the ancient Finnish empire had underdeveloped social skills” As someone of Finnish descent that is accurate 😂

[@dino-qn8tn]

he forgot to include the greendlanish-slovene uprising againts the argo antarticans which were vassals to the finnish 😥😥😥

[@hamm3068]

Rimworld be like

[@lunatic_52]

My Portuguese ancestors rebeled against the Hwan Empire the only way they knew how. They kept the castle doors from closing so the Finns could charge in.

[@xilpes6254]

King Sebastian shall return with the Lemurians

[@nicholasjonas2505]

Portugal is on the complete opposite side of the globe from the koreans

[@lunatic_52]

@@nicholasjonas2505 That's why we where fighting against them.

[@ThePawsketeer]

As a Korean, I would say something like this story was AI generated or made by some drunk Star Wars fan, but I must not tell lies, we should have known the general public would find out the Finno-Korean Hyper War actually happened.

[@colminerojoshuab.8155]

Ok, you had me at Proto-Finnic Roman Khaganate.

[@Lady_Evelyn]

Holy Roman*

[@derbyblade9572]

@@Lady_Evelyn There is no Holy in Roman because Emperor is above gods

[@dennisbergkamp1553]

Fuckin died laughing at a that bit

[@tsumugikotobuki0131]

@@dennisbergkamp1553 The Finns managed to create the Roman Empire, thousands of years before Rome was even founded.

[@josef_belz519]

@@tsumugikotobuki0131 The glory of Rome won't be denied by so pesky a thing as 'space-time'.

[@tankflares9607]

Little correction: Jackie Chan death has been debunked by the renowed greek historian, Polybius

[@dakotadurham4788]

But that is a complete contradiction of Diogenes’ Parallel Jackie Chan Hypothesis

[@henrygaylordswanson]

The "Jackie Chan (disputed)" was what broke me in this video

[@yamsandpotatoes4243]

jackie changuinius the missing primarch is what does it for me

[@amentco8445]

Man the guy that made the arrade?

[@Lavasparked]

"Activation of giza mass autism array" I- 💀

[@kats-wi9vn]

Pre ice age civilization lore is fire

[@J.Kunda98]

Not the third Neanderthal genocide 😭😭😭

[@JohanSkotkonung]

Hearing Yaquubs name being uttered was like a mental flashbang

[@dakotadurham4788]

As it should be! If it hadn’t been for Yaquub’s scheming in his lab and creating wypipo, Earth could have probably recovered from the aftermath of the Finno-Korean Hyperwar

[@silverhand9965]

Yaquub is the main antagonist of history after all

[@robertmclease]

so yu sayin we wuz treacheraaas an shieeet?

[@callmeishmael5742]

@varalderfreyr8438 the finns I guess. the NOI, to my knowledge, doesn't say much about the other guys

[@yous2244]

​@@silverhand9965he's also known as Jacob or Isreal. But definitely not this nonsense 😂

[@msf2000]

This is just Warhammer 40k during unification of Terra

[@dakotadurham4788]

The Warhammer 40k-Finno-Korean Hyperwar theory, while a brilliant theory, is incorrect because the Finno-Korean Hyperwar took place in the past whereas the Unification of Terra takes place in the future. Secondly, the skull shapes don’t match up.

[@magyarorszaguszofiu9945]

The fact that there was a giza autism ray thousands of years before the giza pyramids were even built always manages to crack me up

[@dakotadurham4788]

The Giza “Pyramids” are the ruins of the array

[@magyarorszaguszofiu9945]

@@dakotadurham4788 it's sad how much was lost in the finno-korean hyperwar. Imagine what the array looked like before the war.

[@monkofdarktimes]

​@@dakotadurham4788this is true. I was on top of the array when it was activated

[@AAhmou]

​@@monkofdarktimesThank you for your service.

[@waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3]

If you knew your history you would know that the Egyptians and wakandans built 50,000 pyramid spaceships in 60000 BCE for the hyperborean-African war. The hyperborean empire ended up destroying all but 118 now dormant pyramids.

[@hpsmash77]

I lost it at the indo european rebellion and the _third_ Neanderthal genocide

[@sergeant_chris6209]

This contains so much condensed schizo lore it is insane

[@vgmaster9]

Right up there with Warhammer 40k.

[@grantfreeman4656]

So you’re just gonna ignore the destruction of Hyperborea by the Hwans and the subsequential genocide of the Hyperboreans?

[@MasterofRoflness]

***redacted***

[@shinybreloom4027]

this is fake history, invented 300 years after the fall of Hyperborea by some Lemurian LARPers

[@the_kimchi_kommandant2603]

Fake Atlantian Revisionism smh

[@prongs82]

@@MasterofRoflness the documents is stored on one of Republic of Texas California black sites. I've seen it myself..

[@theProClaimer]

Blatant propaganda…

[@JPackal84]

Canon human lore: ooga booga we cavemen we make fire! Fanon Human lore: G L O B A L W A R 0

[@AAhmou]

The Hwan Heresy : Siege of the lunar palace.

[@keshi5541]

WW0 be like.

[@Tie_Mu]

Legends say that approximately a morbillion ppl did in the hyper war

[@killazaawl]

but the human population actually increased due to the collection and subsequent regeneration of scattered soldiers' remains by the preservation corps of both sides. most people ended up with multiple clones if the cause of death wasn't vaporization. post-war welfare programs focused on strategically resettling the clones to minimize the chance of inbreeding, however, this was all for naught due to the giza incident.

[@jaxionmaxomus4315]

Why is this more interesting than actual alt history people make

[@buzter8135]

That's because you actually have to analyze history to make alternate history, making shit up tends to be a lot more fun.

[@chaotixthefox]

Because it's completely ridiculous and nonsensical. More entertaining than the conservative speculation of people who are serious about alt history.

[@Watchmanskey]

Because an epic fantasy war between two advanced prehistoric civilizations is more interesting than a timeline of what would happen if Nixon never became president

[@LOLHAMMER45678]

@@Watchmanskey this would've happened if Nixon became president

[@jaxionmaxomus4315]

@@chaotixthefox that's my issue lol, even the conservative alt historians tend to just assume ridiculous shiz

[@AdmiralKarlDonuts]

FINNO KOREAN HYPERWAR?!?!?!? LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[@Szpareq]

"King Wewuz the First" Im rolling on the floor

[@petergalaxio]

>lives in egypt for 24 years >near Giza >...Activates Mass Austism Ray >... huh

[@xoster1272]

Ah yes, I remember my grand father saying he fought as a Pre-horse archer against 5000 imperial Jedi knights.

[@StarboyXL9]

God above do I fucking love schizo lore

[@Mestari1Gaming]

"Imperial Jedi Knights" For some reason i can't help but to laugh!

[@josephlongbone4255]

Well you see, the Lemurians found the heart of the earth and struck it in an attempt to find out the secrets of the universe. Because of this, they found out that the universe does not exist, which is why they were so very advanced, as they had become lucid to the dream. However they later discovered that they didn't exist as well and this realisation caused them to cease to exist.

[@grandsome1]

As written in the ancient Last Week's Scroll.

[@Myname-cb9ru]

Damn they zero summed? Could explain why there is no evidence of them left outside what the other empires data on them

[@chh2010]

Dwemer moment

[@RafaellaMorgenstern]

Nice try kirkbride

[@ajsouza3720]

Kirkbride...I smell you Michael Kirkbride!!!

[@orka_horaeshaw]

As a Korean I really miss the golden age of the hwan empire. The good old days

[@dakotadurham4788]

Honestly it’s your people’s own fault. You were the dudes who thought firing the Giza Mass Autism Array was a good idea

[@orka_horaeshaw]

@@dakotadurham4788 Well I assume the casualties were not a small amount, but gotta love those ancient war techs.

[@gaylord7126]

Days when we actually had a penis

[@StarboyXL9]

@@gaylord7126 I always wondered

[@yamsandpotatoes4243]

casualty: jackie chan

[@TuskTheRipper96]

Although Autistic, I am an illegitimate descendant of King WeWuz I through his favorite mistress.

[@MatthewTraceur]

I have great unironic desire for someone to make some first person party rpg with lore like this, this will be our next might and magic

[@henrymugello3387]

There already is and it's called Warhammer 40k

[@ding1466]

The imperial hwan space fleets last stand guarding the imperial lunar palace was truly a heroic act. Let us not the forget the valiant fight of the Hwan Neanderthal division fighting to avenge the horrors they suffered in the Finn’s helium mines.

[@williamtezen4382]

silence, Hwan apologist. People, do not forget that the Hwan emperor was the one who activated the Giza Mass Autism Array! Many of us today suffer from mental debilitation because of the Hwans! They could not simply lie down and accept defeat; they had to cripple the unborn people of the future! Beware of Hwan propaganda, as there are many spread across the Proto-Noosphere. The Hwans have infiltrated it to sabotage the return of the great Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate! Rest assured however, for the return of the glorious empire is inevitable, as is decreed by our great Khan-Emperor Spurdo-Spärde IV Spurdo!

[@dakotadurham4788]

Ah yes, the classic “Neanderthal-Hwan bias” has arrived. It’s clear that you forget why the Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate put the Neanderthals to work in the Helium mines in the first place. You cannot forget that hostilities arose in the first place with the Great Neanderthal Rebellion in 11,047 B.C. and the Neanderthal’s plundering of many Raspberry bushes across the khaganate. In the end, the Rebellion was crushed by Proto-Finnic Ursine Cavalrymen, supported by Proto-Germanic warriors wielding plasma clubs. Instead of genociding them(again) the Khagan at the time, Spurdo Benis :DDDD II, in his infinite mercy, put the Neanderthals to work in the helium mines, providing abundant helium to the entire realm. And how did the Neanderthals thank their merciful Proto-Finnic overlords for their gracious treatment? They rebelled again and joined the perfidious Hwan in their unholy war against the Agartho-Hyperborean colonists in Siberia. Unbelievable.

[@Mestari1Gaming]

Dastardly!

[@Xbalanque84]

XD Helium mines!

[@valentin5960]

The sheer nostalgia I felt from hearing Fall of Cybertron's OST...

[@stephennicholson2524]

It’s always a nice surprise when I hear it in a random video

[@silentnight6810]

I know! It's a blast from the past

[@sulphurous2656]

Kinda parallels the War For Cybertron in a few ways, doesn't it?

[@norwegionaire]

"Till all are one."

[@oreocarlton3343]

King Wewuz.

[@placer7412]

king Wewuz. KING WEWUZ. WE WUZ KINGZ.

[@slightlyistorical1776]

How has no one pointed out that the Hwan Empire throughout the entire millennia-long hyperwar only lost 400 knights and 800 soldiers in contrast to the Finnish’s 12,000,000 total casualties

[@juliusc1381]

You might want to double check which faction those casualties belong to 😂

[@dakotadurham4788]

The Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate behaved like a confederation and less like an Empire than the Hwan did. Those figures are just Proto-Finnic casualty statistics. The casualties for Proto-Finnic vassals and allies are counted in other statistics.

[@Hys-01]

You might wanna get your eyes checked 😂 Mangy roma-finnnish-apologists resorting to blatant lies to undermine the great hwan civilisation

[@Watchmanskey]

Superior Firepower vs Mass Assault

[@definitelynotempty]

Wouldn't jump on that too soon, as they were said to be evenly matched in many aspects and the hwan empire's casualty numbers are actually unknown

[@DoccyStars]

Modern historians seethe at Yakubian science and the Finnic-yamnayan descendancies

[@hawkingstar1698]

One of my ancestors left the finnish khaganate for the hwan because the khan threatened to drive roofing nails up his fingers, punched his baby nephew, and stole his pizza and gave it to a rat. Upon reaching Hwan, he took examinations to become a scholar and immediately sunk his time into becoming a defense attorney. They called him seoul goodman

[@dakotadurham4788]

“Stole his pizza and gave it to a rat” Are you suggesting that the writers of the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” knew before the rest of us of the truth of the Finno-Korean HyperWar?

[@woodwyrm]

@@dakotadurham4788 yes it is known!

[@hawkingstar1698]

@@dakotadurham4788 it wouldn’t be the first japanese themed tale that has origins in other parts of asia

[@Amadourrr]

"what i remember about the rise of the proto finnish khaganate ... is how quiet it was ..."

[@이윤율-l4w]

As a descendant of Emperor Kim Il-Sung I of Hwan, thank you for remembering our lost history and 3-inch stuff.

[@muhammadscott571]

F

[@angryhelper4607]

Give me back my social skills!

[@gunship0995]

I actually want to hear more of this alternate history. Low-key would buy this audiobook with the AI voicing the whole book. It's much seems to expand much more that other alternate histories due to taking place in much older times and not just another 'man of the high castle' variation scenario.

[@danzoom]

Kinda looks like Halo lore with the ancient human civilization

[@Loppoz56]

@@danzoom yeah

[@cloudynguyen6527]

It sounds like it could fit Warhammer easily... well in fantasy aspect, not the space though

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

This isnt alternate history it actually happened

[@zephlodwick1009]

I suggest you read the Conan and Cull stories by Robert E Howard. They're set during these ice-age forgotten civilizations.

[@seasong7655]

History if it was actually good be like

[@WellWisdom.]

Those 3 Inches are goin to be avenge. -The Hong Empire.

[@Jordan77831]

History channel in 3 am be like:

[@Iankirkland-jn4yo]

straight up most logical explanation for the Ural-Altaic language hypothesis

[@alexrexaros9837]

Before the ocean drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Arius, there was an age undreamed of...

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

Least chaotic battle in Warhammer 40k

[@MashedJoetatoes]

This narrator sounds like he’s about to explain what he remembers about the rise of the Empire, and how quiet it was.

[@deltharion]

I am happy that the Tyrannosaurus Rex that served in the ranks of the Proto-Finnish Holy Roman Kaganate survived the conflict. If he had died, there would have been no one left to teach the Mayans how to build spaceships.

[@-Raylight]

It's like Star Wars and StarCraft but in Earth xD For us this is the greatest Alternate history we've ever seen... But for MasterofRolfness, it was Tuesday

[@zhongguo108]

japanese hakko ichuu disgracedo! hawo canno korean 3mm pp peopres conquerdo great ChinChin peopres...great tenno heika leads japan tu victory...banzaiii!

[@FriedrichBarb]

Mass Autism Array is the best device Ive ever heard of in my life

[@ryanrusch3976]

Gaius Julius Caesar was a great Finnish general, he led many great crusades against the Korean Dogs in the jungles of Lemuria. He stood strong as Jackie Chan made his last stand deffending ole Ken Kenobi.

[@juliusc1381]

Ironically, Gaius Julius Caesar was on the side of the Hwan Empire as well. What a twist 💀

[@SairanBurghausen]

You mean Kauko-Jousi Keikari (Dandy of the Bow with Far Reach)

[@Brejdu]

1:50 this is a sad day for all

[@yahlimelnik4483]

Nobody: The History channel at 3am:

[@astroboy896]

Ah I heard Osaka telling joe rogan about this. What a disastrous backward leap in human history.

[@tuerculosisgaming6307]

Same,she was a victim of the plague

[@wilescattington]

This post was fact checked by real children of yakub, True!

[@yous2244]

Yakub also called Jacob or Isreal

[@leogazebo5290]

Finally an alternate history that's not afraid of any Alien Space Bats, please get this thing into the big screen.

[@derrickbiedermann9802]

On the Age vs. Scientific Advancement chart, Early Homonids were more advanced than Rome at its peak. Even the post Finno-Korean hyper-war civilizations were near or at the Age of Enlightenment (1600's) technology, yet they seemed unable to develop much past it, quite possibly due to the effects of the autism ray.

[@Vienna3080]

I blame Yakub, Hwan empire would have won completely if it wasn’t for him

[@jarmo8134]

Hell nah Finland on top always

[@raam1666]

damn bro us White people really be OP.

[@Xetan123]

I hate that I have Yakub recommendations now after watching this video. Lol.

[@iseeyou709]

Bruh the Fall of Cybertron theme? Cultured.

[@kittensolder8818]

Every night before I sleep, I thank Kim Il-Sun for inventing autism all those years ago. The world would be really boring without him.

[@killa8507]

1:36 No wonder Jackie Chan is amazing

[@NucleaRaptor]

I'm a veteran of the War on Autism, fighting on the side of autism. Semper Fi.

[@killazaawl]

am persand

[@mvpheat]

King WeWuz I"m Fucking DYEINNGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Boasill]

Can confirm. We still haven't recovered our social skills

[@O-P-96]

I didn't understand a single word you said, maybe because I'm still not drunk enough. However, you get my like for using the Transformers Fall of Cybertron Main Theme as background music, which makes you a very cultured individual.

[@PlayerPaul]

1:12 AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAH THE WAR ON AUTISM FUCK I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMMING

[@gabrielalejandrodoldan4722]

(Mi síndrome de asperger se disparó)

[@SpartanChief2277]

Partitioned to King WeWuz, lmaoooooooo, last name Kangz

[@ionescuandrei1245]

Imagine if the world ends and this is the only piece of evidence aliens will have of life on earth

[@flopus7]

I was just thinking that I needed a video to retrigger my schizophrenia. Very cool, we approve

[@tommykaung5882]

Well, this is more believeable than Dinosaurs building Mayan Civilization and worshiping Mayan deities in Lostbelt Chapter 7 of Fate/Grand Order.

[@salahddinebensebane8429]

That was the biggest possible bullshit Fgo could come up with

[@aquaos]

I can't believe there is a FGO comment here wtf

[@Dreadnautilus]

Isn't Mayan dinosaurs just the Lizardmen from Warhammer Fantasy?

[@kallemort]

We can only pray Nasu gets inspired by Hyperwar content 🙏

[@mojewjewjew4420]

Do a video on the Omsk-Burgundy hyperwar now, we deserve a sequel.

[@aarosundvall]

Shut up, TNOid

[@mojewjewjew4420]

@@aarosundvall cope and seethe hater-tard.

[@finalMadfox]

NO TNO

[@DevineInnovations]

Why is this actually awesome?

[@Cayden1988]

Lol this is literally every War recorded on Uncyclopedia.

[@miketacos9034]

This is actually the best alternate history video I’ve ever seen.

[@vgmaster9]

95% of alt history is more of a gimmick than an actual world. Hopefully this will inspire people who want to venture into the genre.

[@irishempire9811]

The Fall of Cybertron music is what makes this video great

[@mapsinanutshell]

AI is getting too powerful..

[@LexxAKonn]

...and they say drugs ruin your creativity.

[@kabbablabba4073]

random babylonian bread merchant: sells his bread at a 15% discount instead of 10% the timeline: