[Space Station 13] A Very Normal Round as Goonstation Security

[@mike1011031]

He just froze a guy with cryokinesis, and said "calm down" instead of "You need to chill"

[@theblackpantslegion]

Sometimes I Subvert people's expectations.

[@lambo2393]

Whar about "FREEZE!"?

[@xlink9777]

my pfp is yours, but epic(?)

[@gigastrike2]

"Power seller, I'm cleaning up vomit. I require your strongest powers."

[@COsArchive]

“You don't know what you ask. My strongest powers will gib an Ash Drake let alone a man. You need a seller that sells less powers, because my powers are too strong.”

[@tssteelx]

A great shitcurity officer not only would have issued a ticket to the guy trying to drown a monkey with out a permit but what would have also issued a ticket to the monkey for being drowned with put a permit.

[@irradiatedslagheap7933]

Because in what other game can a man lock himself into a closet with a monkey, and beat the shit out of it until the pressure of all the excrement exceeds that of Jupiter's atmosphere.

[@lemonbot4906]

I really want to thank you Tex for not only making me fall in love with space station 13 but also to actually play on goon and many other servers.

[@Derinma]

I relate

[@Hurttoto]

Same

[@theblackpantslegion]

Play all servers. Well, most. Playing one is folly.

[@xth3d]

goon is a good starting point

[@jade_capricorn]

@@theblackpantslegion No, you're right. Play every server. Including Lifeweb.

[@Derinma]

This is the finest of fine like a good fine

[@thefallingstuff]

like the finest fine of the fine

[@mr.northern8280]

Dude like mighty fine

[@TheNerdForAllSeasons]

I love the screams of Goonstation in the morning... smells like... insanity.

[@mr.northern8280]

Bees are buzzing again.

[@leroysinclair6896]

Radio - "...hope the ling is brought to justice." Tex - "The vomit may have been lined with something" Radio - "Breaking News, ling has stung a security officer." Tex dieing from ling - "I wonder if I was stung by a ling." My bets that the old man with the blue tool box was the ling. He runs in to checkers and the speeds off down the hall.

[@vaidenkelsier7757]

The whole toilet ghost saga had me dying by fine number two. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Thank you. I need to really look into this game rofl

[@somniworld8104]

Oh that's an old round! I was Edroy Denidard and I remember the Radio Host having suicidal thoughts before I became his reporter!

[@JamesRussel79]

years later and the legacy of toilet ghost lives on. absolute mad lad

[@Moctipotili1]

Ahh! A fellow human who recognizes how important coffee is. You listed them in the credits, like, 4 times... 3 times back to back. As it should be.

[@jeffreygodward2012]

There should be noting illegal about drowning and killing a deadly monkey, Tex. It was an abuse of authority to fine the ghost. You should have helped that ghost.

[@YukonWilleh]

this goes in best of

[@theblackpantslegion]

Okay.

[@cycoticmongoose]

Yukon Willeh indeed. Quality “best of” material

[@loreman2803]

🤣 the song at the end is top notch. Super cops would make arrests fun

[@madwomansinsight]

I kinda expected Tex to say Finé or something when he went on about fines

[@theblackpantslegion]

That sounds like a fine excuse

[@JustZar]

Tex's voice fixing my morning hangover, pretty good.

[@Zer0SumGame]

I love how the rest of security didn't give you shit for that, just "Elroy is having a problem"

[@Laffyapathy]

You should have asked for the superpower that gives you the ability to make people spontaneously shit their pants.

[@dalewhite5216]

i was there for this game lol bairly survived being cooked in the engines

[@NuclearMolotov]

Serves me right for watching these videos while I eat.

[@Cody27]

This shift started off about as good as every security round ive ever played lol!

[@bradynruhle308]

Is it finally time for robust checkers?

[@Ultrawup]

Watch "Hell burn, AntGas and Yeeting a traitor" Checkers is pretty goddamn robust in that one. Though, the traitor was also rather unrobust.

[@csmead209]

Robust Checkers is a treat!

[@ashertheprophet9601]

That was the most goon I've seen goon in a while

[@dopeskone]

A fine episode

[@LeQuackQuack]

I think I need to hangout with different people, Tex said, "NO ORGAN THROWIN", and my brain went, "THAT'S A PADDLING." I don't even know what the reference is from :|

[@theblackpantslegion]

Simpsons did it

[@M3M3M0TH]

WHAT! TEX PLAYS AS SHITCURITY?!?!?! lol. This is going to be great.

[@NeflewitzInc]

Haven't watched any SS13 content in about a year. The graphical updates are really nice looking.

[@NeflewitzInc]

Holy shit the text appears above their heads!

[@izawa9211]

Welcome in future

[@ScandinavianHeretic]

From the exact moment that guy applied ther..I mean, chemicals, to the wall, I knew it would be horrible....wonderfully horrible..and it was.

[@meatybtz]

yup, very fine. Did you know that you can be robust enough to survive getting your arms removed on Goon? Both of em. So much blood spray. Somehow, you can live through that.. and radiation. Just remember the rads when mining on Goon. Yeah. rads. So.. um anyone got any arms?

[@MrGrimsmith]

Less tasering and baton beatings than I expected. Hmm...

[@NoConsequenc3]

The fines made up for it to be fair. Very fine fines

[@RSColddawg]

Pretty good episode. Possible best of.

[@VonKuro]

FUCKING HELL ! I JUST SAW MYSELF being the useless miner Robert the Fith. Sad I came right next to Tex and didn't even notice him.

[@liirha]

Just another glorious day on Space Station 13!

[@pockets8548]

just saw their server and I can't wait to join in

[@reubenbailey7491]

I would love to see a goonstation training video, loved the effort put into this one

[@theblackpantslegion]

Maybe one day!

[@BlaineCraner]

Would you issue a ticket to a security officer that issued a ticket to a spaceman that requested a ticket?

[@angryonion9550]

4:40 shock the monkey

[@callmeginga]

Hey Tex, im pretty sure you don't check old comments often, and I'm putting this here for that reason kinda😅 Things have gotten tough for me, and getting hit by a car pushed my bills past my earning, No don't do that thing you do where you try to send someone money, I'm not out of options just yet There's a certain green weenie that tends to tell collections "his a$$ is mine and you aren't getting any" 😂 I just wanted to thank you. I know this is something you love doing, and i hope you'll keep doing it to some capacity even when they've got you on a breathing machine because you're happy when you do this, and it makes me happy. It's helped a lot in my lowest points, even when i have to watch it on my phones horribly throttled Internet over the course of hours. I still feel better for having watched it. Thank you man, deeply and truly. All id ask is what you probably are already doing: Pray for peace. And build up a backlog for me. I love you all, and all you do. And tell boatbomber to prune his videos for opsec, i figured out he lived in the next county over from his videos where i believe he was driving around with his feet 🙄

[@CarlosFerreira-rh8zj]

Ho man!!! your role playing its massive!! im laughing my ass off!!

[@Slagomancer]

So this is like Dwarf Fortress in Space and actually released?

[@thrawnnoconnection6931]

But also Paranoia

[@ttyler7256]

You put Among Us into SCP 914 on very fine

[@Frostwolf_103]

Security officer? More like bail bonder.

[@adamdobry5517]

Man, i need to play goonstation again...

[@mairaalejandraperez3525]

mumkey jones

[@felixrowan646]

Mighty fine police work there.

[@RoamingAdhocrat]

except where he repeatedly hit "issue ticket" instead of "issue fine"

[@scorchwing1042]

SS13 yes PLEASE

[@Beetlebub]

Ive ran into Breakman myself a couple of times. Saw them today in fact

[@ThexInsidexMan]

When can the punk rock Cargonia cover become part of the videos? T'was lit.

[@USSRBot]

Think about drinking a nice adult beverage with fire breath.

[@tranz2deep]

Discount Dan? Oh, no...

[@truemind1018]

how much bloodvomitpiss was in there? did he spend that entire round in there just doing that?

[@COsArchive]

Well he had to gather the materials, but probably.

[@TBDF12]

He died due to the pressure of it all crushing him so quite a lot of that mixture.

[@whisper6534]

Up!

[@MutinyEvo]

God every video I watch about Goonstation I''m jealous of all the good shit it has. Pointable flashlights? Wow.

[@TheJinxCast]

9:58 white boys freestyling when they're not allowed to use eminem

[@jeffreygodward2012]

Use your imaginary space money for funny things. Like pants.

[@hozic9929]

Just played as clown and made friend of one cop and he gave me instruments it was so good

[@InarusLynx]

This game leaves me so confused. I want to understand, but I feel like it's unknowable.

[@spacehitler4537]

Security in goon is hands down the most neutered security on any station.

[@kevinmabryii3091]

I don't disagree, but out of curiosity, what makes you think that?

[@runei355]

Nothing like a vomit flood... XD

[@Torqegood]

Why did the image for this video have a bee in it?

[@army310]

Do you think IF I try not to be bad I will become evil?

[@jimnpen8451]

What is this gem ive missdd out on

[@tranz2deep]

All is well? Tex, I think you need to watch _National Lampoon's Animal House_ again...

[@TheColdsuit]

Having a hard time getting to sleep too, Tex?

[@theblackpantslegion]

I never sleep

[@kody_h598]

i just had an amazing round of tg

[@Odinsyasa]

Okay.

[@BeavisSaves]

nice

[@admiralackbar4767]

Why do you not play on Goon RP?

[@theblackpantslegion]

well, until most recent, goon RP had 5 people on it.

[@admiralackbar4767]

@@theblackpantslegion Play there now. You will have a blast.

[@redsentry9785]

Criken tide was regulated atleast, not like the Sseth one

[@Tayroy]

When'd you switch to the dark theme Tex?

[@GameNinja13]

I tried goon. Holy fuck is it different from tg codebase

[@antonijoloncar]

Man My wish is to be on youtube of a spec men youtuber.

[@theblackpantslegion]

play long enough and it may just happen

[@MUD2MUD]

Does Goonstation look THIS good? Or are you using plug-ins or something? I play on yogstation and it looks NOTHING like this

[@theblackpantslegion]

Different codebase. This is normal goon. There are no plug ins.

[@jrock1674]

sarah mclachlan

[@jedispartan117]

Yep. Completely normal. Nothing to see here.

[@bafaltin]

Beepboop. Is there a sub discord? Like the blackshorts legion. Im a gatbage shitter but id like to be a part of a community that isnt....ass

[@bafaltin]

I just want to find a place to belong

[@boxedog]

how can you create so much of the blood/piss/vomit liquid like that?

[@rindisomanly4092]

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