The MOST DEEPFRIED GTA Session We've EVER Had

[@roastedteeth922]

4:31 nothing quite like the iconic opening line and the hillbilly laughter

[@Tuniyoony]

Love the video opening up with just “Flaccid”

[@whatsupmyguy1641]

i believe you had the 69th comment

[@lando8981]

What does that mean

[@loreteller.]

@@lando8981 You're probably too young to know

[@jonahlapp9510]

You know damn well in another goon's video we'll get some context and you'll hear Blarg say "I'm just cutting to flaccid"

[@spudreviewsmedia]

Ain't no way there's a blarg fan with a geroge not found pfp 🤣

[@darioguerrero2580]

I was literally dying of laughter when TheDooooo said "Don't get too close!" at 19:21, and the high-pitched laugh that Blarg did afterwards at 19:24 was perfect to where I never heard him laugh like that

[@chronovadia]

This video just tipped me over the line. I have never laughed so much that i felt sick i had a laughing fit for 5 minutes after pausing to get a drink

[@gaiusmarius4209]

laughed so hard it gave me the hiccups

[@Skoden.Stoddis]

Laughed so hard my chest was hurting me through the whole video

[@dr.booper_4303]

LETS GOOOOO

[@cassandracarlton400]

Why is Blarg just running around hitting people with a bat so funny LMAO

[@ediblechair6512]

I can confidently say there was at least 10 minutes of nonstop laughing from me, great video

[@Shadowforce000-ct7em]

That is true

[@L7nchYTofficial]

19:21 "Don't get to close!!" Killed me 🤣

[@JaredR1996]

To have a GTA session without Soup is just weird, but still hilarious of course

[@joelthecannonmain7121]

Anyone else see the gta vids as incredibly precious every time one is uploaded? (No hate to other games of course we just here for the blarg) it just seems so perfect for his humour that I can have no doubt at all I’m gonna be in stiches by the end.

[@cpnquack]

when the boys get together for gta v, it's always a good time! Thanks for making my day better Blarg, and good luck on 1M subscribers in the near future!

[@sn0wyc0sm0]

It’s always the goddamn chaotic sessions when they’re not playing heists that are the funniest, my stomach feel numb from laughing a ton

[@tomferguson9250]

24:40 it's like someone threw a Batman script into a foreign language AI generator 😂

[@benjaminlamothe2093]

I love how smii7y just says "the"

[@fredbeardelamater]

11:57 the Breaking Bad references are off the charts in this video. Walter’s here and we have the Albuquerque plane crash…

[@joekim9790]

4:30 damn it’s like he’s in the recording session.

[@rootbeerguy690]

26:17 That part was the hardest laugh I've had in a while

[@squibblez2517]

I was laughing pretty hard at the John Lennon ass crack bit, but looking it up made me laugh so much harder.

[@damaan1243]

7:57 i've never seen a more perfect fall

[@skizzlezz359]

the animation is so funny it looked like he got tackled

[@ShaggyDustbin]

That was a slapstick landing 😂

[@AntonioColon-rj2wo]

Just 4 Minutes in and I actually almost died laughing 😂

[@thatbluemiata_01]

no way, a 30 minute video from blarg!! thats how you know its gonna be a good day

[@gilbertlopez7783]

12:00 Matthew I’m getting nauseous. Matthew we’re SIEDWAYS!! 😂

[@femaleredriot6855]

Ahhhhhh yes, Blarg and the Goons doing funny shit! Also, I hope you reach your 1 million goal Blarg!!! You definitely deserve it!!

[@Brotchen_Typ]

7:56 GTA San andreas ahh fall

[@hdgndymydndtmfumfum]

Blarg GTA moments are always deepfried

[@beanbag4872]

I need more. These gta sessions give me the giggles

[@aero490]

blarg you deserve this 1 mil keep up the good work love the videos

[@silverrey7379]

5:40 I'm kind of zoned out so I didn't hear if you said it already, but this image of John Lennon and Yoko Ono shows how it all went downhill after he left The Beatles

[@DAMIANtehDEMON]

I feel like Blarg would be a great addition to Soups GTA Roleplay videos

[@meisachip]

“Matthew I’m getting nauseous…” 😂😂

[@callmecaleb1203]

9:33 yumi started breaking it down😂😂

[@Parasiteve]

wtf are these conversations that im not apart of? lol. talking about foot parm and grating the foot, im over here fuggin dying of laughter, i can't breathe but then yall fuggin keep goin!

[@Rikku198]

Man, there isn't a GTA video from you guys that I didn't piss my pants of laughing. It's just too funny, love you guys!

[@Nahyoudontgetthat]

Nothing makes me more flaccid than thinking of an Italian’s foot on a plate at Olive Garden….. And ya’ll know what I mean! There is no scenario where that’s a good thing!

[@xX_Lord_Headass_Xx]

This is the kind of content that makes us laugh the most, just literal shitposting and goofing around. 🤣

[@Zeddeckswyy]

I love how after every thing they try and do it just ends with mass explosions

[@xsavager3ap3rx]

15:44 had me dying of laughter

[@NALTOHQ]

4:01 that literally sounds like dubstep wtf

[@captainblack3043]

That burp is the exact sound you don't want to hear playing subnautica.

[@recight8248]

5:36 what a Deskription XD

[@colinb8623]

The "long ass crack" is just that picture of John Lennon and Yoko's asses. And the worst part is that I knew that before he even put the picture up 😂😂😂

[@ImTheRaptor]

17:23 replay for 15 HENNEY

[@dailydoseofdogge3899]

My name is Matthew so when I heard doo say “Matthew, I’m getting nauseous “ I had it on my speaker across the house and I was like wait who the fuck

[@DeltaBravo05]

It’s a good day when blarg uploads almost 30 minutes of gta funny moments

[@0ceanautical]

Love how smittys discord is just Smiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[@Shadowforce000-ct7em]

I can still see that blurred out photo and my friends has already done yhat

[@imgiraffedude]

The cod zombie sound @14:57 made me choke on my pizza

[@NicktheMedic]

19:20 good thing he didn't get too close

[@gwimmweeperdoesgames6063]

Got here on time! Love you Matt @Blarg

[@SpecOps1]

Great video Blarg 😂😂 hope you hit 1k soon!!!

[@RachelTheDemonChic]

damn he hit 1k so many times he hit 1m

[@CellarLakeStudios]

Black Dooo should call himself DoooRag.

[@thisperson345]

Holy fuck I just searched up the ass crack picture and every single description you's gave were 100% accurate

[@burttoast6954]

I thought I could watch this and eat but the foot bit immediately canned that

[@CoolAndrew89]

If you're on PC, DO NOT go onto GTA 5 Online, there's a pretty big exploit that's been discovered recently that potentially allows people to access your computer

[@Pikachublaster12]

Matt- why am I getting shot at. Also Matt 30 seconds before 13:46

[@rattlemebones7942]

I really need to stop eating while watching any videos from the Goons

[@bislinto]

I really respect you guys because you managed to get to the point where you just do absolutely nothing for 27 minutes in GTA, and people fuckin love it. I do as well, obviously. Great Job!

[@thecheetah9443]

Yeah boy 👍 my man blarg almost at a million!! Let's YEET those subscribers to the million goal

[@phoenxi_]

1:53 regular show intro burp

[@LimeMoneon]

Somebody get me my Soup, I’m getting hungry

[@FlamingorrYT]

I'm 3 minutes in and this is already my new favorite video. Hilarious Mr Blarg

[@fritzgordon2470]

2:32.... So glad I ate BEFORE watching that part

[@Yesnt937]

These videos are equivalent to the after-effects of a fever dream where you have an after-school nap.

[@thomasstanhouse6224]

"I'm sorry I said 'Let's do a flip!' 😂 " 😂😂😂

[@iitzbluee00]

I laughed almost the whole video non-stop that I couldn't even eat my food.

[@ro77en5oul]

Love the content Wish you the best of luck for the future including editor's 💯🔥🖖👽🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@EnterpriseEagleUnion]

idk why when smitty said tax dollars at work, and i saw the police all try to drive up a mountain, i thought of the Tennesse Highway patrol, just not letting that paycheck get away XD

[@nateckert2424]

The Batman part had me dead 😂

[@TheGamingNecroAG]

so.... when i clicked on this video i accidentally hit the cast button and it connected to my grandmothers tv. which normally is fine except for some reason when my phone connects to a tv it turns the volume of the tv to max. so the first thing she hears is "i've never been more flaccid than when doo says "baby"" at about 100 decibels. thank you for reading. i now have to explain to my grandmother that i was not watching gay soft core.

[@wetplant1748]

the censored picture that is shown is John Lennon and Yoko Ono's Two Virgins record cover

[@bigschlick7398]

Anybody got the pic from 5:35 asking for a friend.

[@GHXST_YT.]

You Really Deserve Way More Than A MIL😂Love Your Content😁

[@justmegaming0184]

16:50 made me laugh so hard

[@mastermind8575]

batman movie with bad translation : the ark ham night yes yes im proud of myself

[@thebladedgamer527]

Always loved when you upload

[@jack_blacksplaque8022]

5:16 for this who are wondering whose asscrack they be lookin at, it’s John Lennons and Yoko(? I think umber name is, not caught up on my Beatles lore) Edit: this is an edited image they have kinda normal ass cracks still look kinda weird

[@Readdisyougey]

7:55 Wtf??? That wasn’t a rag doll animation, I’ve never seen that animation before that’s a scripted fall animation wtf how tf do you manage to do this blarg wth?? 😂😂😂

[@greatthunderphotographyvid2234]

That’s the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time

[@_PAIM]

Love it how even though soup is not here (he`s dead), we can feel him.

[@zenerstorm95]

19:21 DONTGETTOOCLOSE-

[@Nightjar268]

I love video's like this 🤣🤣 Smii7y knows Subnautica??

[@TGUProductions]

20:31 “D000!”

[@HeaveStarvy]

Saw deepfried in the title and clicked immediately

[@pamboe2004]

Blarg you are awsome dude mad respect keep on being brilliant.

[@St1diot]

I accidentally pressed 8 on my keyboard and got the weirdest out of context moment

[@nims3563]

I have to laughed this hard in awhile 🤣 😂 😭

[@jiblets1017]

That moment when you watched breaking bad up season 5 episode 6 and get the ending spoiled 7:19

[@JadeRavenn]

me who doesn't have to imagine because I know exactly what picture they're referring to my man john more caked up than his lady who broke the beatles up tho ngl

[@Queue_Thrills]

Sauce? (Yt friendly ofc. I don’t wanna get your comment removed lmao)

[@Peanutnibbler]

you gotta give the sauce now

[@Zack_Raefski]

I laughed from beginning to end gta is always so good

[@Bunger3663]

That title wasn't lying, this video is DEEPFIRED

[@Drunknllamas]

I just want the photo at 5:21 🤣🤣😅

[@chisk_392]

for the bat kills we need that sound when you hit your tooth with your cup

[@u12bdragon]

I like it when bark upload

[@Dekn33s]

Why did I know what Ass you were talking about before the freakin pic came up lmfaooo

[@nightbonus]

blarg, pastaravioli and wontom would be a video with only laughter

[@patinthesnow752]

24:04 Smii7y is literally a dolphin

[@mop2320]

The only thing this session needed was soup and any talk about a crab

[@_KaiTheGamer_]

Me personally, I love having shredded athlete's foot on my angelhair pasta

[@thepassivelurker]

GTA Online is not safe at the moment, hackers can now directly ruin your shit. hopefully Rockstar does something soon.

[@TIM_NASCAR]

Blarg,my friend is named Peter Michael

[@camctrail]

A full nelson is just Grizzy after 40 hamburger

[@voidmaster01]

Damn you really like flashbanging all of us dark mode users huh