the endless hunt for ENDER pearls

me and dan traded with piglins and it was frustrating obviously because this is minecraft and this video game is endless suffering
watch me live on twitch every wednesday & sunday!
/ kurtisconner
danny's gaming channel:
/ @dannygamezalez9521

[@valsayshi1166]

“Are u hurt kurt” was so cute😭

[@Grace24601]

Time stamp?

[@karlasymone]

@@Grace24601 4:13

[@Grace24601]

@@karlasymone thank you

[@deborahcook2500]

Kurtis and Danny discovering Minecraft is the best thing to happen to steaming

[@ishitaghosh04]

Steaming

[@lexig9769]

Steaming vegetables 😎

[@lucianavila-gatz4667]

Hey Jeff

[@imsamh]

please- steaming-

[@vitalina8534]

broo you have 420 likes

[@misohapy]

this stream was iconic. the jeff bezos skit, the thunder minecraft song, and the various celebrities donating with ominous messages. chef’s kiss.

[@proactive4671]

Mwah mwah mwah *yummy!*

[@weatheredandfaded]

FR

[@lllllagoosling]

and the PROB'LY NOT PROB'LY NOT

[@madidoubleu]

i can't believe kurtis is dating josh peck AND bill gates. a power throuple

[@techno-chan2071]

Good to see healthy polyamorus relationships in the media

[@arisully28]

wait I remember seeing this live omg

[@stormfischerr]

man I can’t believe Kurtis is dating Josh Peck, what a powerful couple

[@inuyashaluvr]

and danny’s dating jeff bezos omg

[@MediumDingus]

and his side chick is bill gates

[@ella2253]

And they go on double dates

[@blue-dabad33]

ever since Jenna went missing in Afghanistan, it's his first happy moment 😔

[@haesbread]

Danny posting his vid as minecraft 13 instead of 14 & kurtis posting his as nether pearls instead of ender is the funniest thing ever

[@lucidskulls]

ur def the reason he changed the title hahaha

[@foxarror]

Now it’s ender in all caps just to spite you

[@haesbread]

@@foxarror LMAOOO omg

[@c1nnamodoll]

i will never not laugh hysterically at "ayo, granola, wrong hole"

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

should've said "wrong hole-a"

[@isabellacobb6081]

the donations changing their names to josh peck, elon musk, and jeff bezos really made this video

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

There were all kinds of donations from celebs on both streams. Danny’s stream also had donations from his parents and his dog Peanut.

[@blue-dabad33]

Jay-Z was there too

[@imtoast5528]

i love seeing kurtis become less awkward and more like… weird throughout this series. in a good way.

[@alingoodtime]

same !! i love seeing him be more himself. at first he seemed a little nervous streaming with danny, even though they're great friends :))

[@delaneyschlitt3084]

kurtis titling the video with nether pearls is so precious edit: he changed the title to ender pearls😭

[@rufmirzhexan]

Nether pearls

[@emillycaroline9784]

LMAAAAAOOOI

[@superstellarhere]

He changed it to ENDER pearls

[@guy136]

Nether pearls😂

[@Sydney_head]

Only real fans will remember when when the title was hunting for nether pearls 😔✋

[@xxbabypandaytxx4165]

SH

[@kathontwitter62]

OnlyFans will remember when the title was hunting for nether pearls 😔👊

[@lena.l3240]

😔👊

[@lena.l3240]

@@kathontwitter62 😂😂😂

[@officialmaxrebo]

😔😔🤌

[@katielarson1593]

Kurtis choking on his granola was a whole mood. I never felt a deeper connection to a person than at that moment.

[@taffyvago]

I agree. And when he said "yo what if I died on stream", I wept

[@deadlykota]

kurt said the fanfic thing like i won't ABSOLUTELY do it. 200k word slow burn

[@anags]

link?

[@imsamh]

um definitely do it 😤🤚

[@nariaein]

enemies to lovers

[@PercabethIsMyLife]

Link bestie?

[@sleepingsunflowerana8986]

bestie where's the link?

[@oskargraae8573]

kurtis just looking at danny screaming for help being like "oooh noo" " sooo saad"

[@megna4496]

I’m a simple gal, I see Kurtis, I drop everything and click as fast as lightning.

[@xxbabypandaytxx4165]

Overused. But ig simple gals just copy comments too.

[@-ellie._.horn-]

Minecraft has thunder

[@annieliina]

@@xxbabypandaytxx4165 obviously, coming up with an original comment wouldn't be that simple 🙄

[@gregohreee]

btw ur pfp is 👌✨

[@Johnny2Cellos]

Jeff Bezos ghosted me 😡

[@Johnny2Cellos]

Don’t let Bezos onto your server he’ll hoard all the gold

[@stormfischerr]

so sorry king 🤧😪

[@user-sg6ww7ts6n]

ayo its the bojack guy

[@haesbread]

Jeff bezos is cancelled /j

[@Radha_k]

What

[@user-sb7lt5wh9c]

Invite Neil Breen, Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos onto the baddie smp (and Josh ofc)

[@sam-jf7lk]

how could you forget josh peck :/

[@user-sb7lt5wh9c]

@@sam-jf7lk of course, how could I forget

[@Babyboyliz]

I will not sleep until kurtis and Danny drop that song about Jeff bezos and bill gates

[@existentialgourd5677]

nick’s editing makes it sound like granola is a safeword at 9:40 hdjdbfjs

[@amberlouise6862]

PLEASE

[@gc0re112]

LMAOOOO

[@blue_pickle]

JAIL

[@iib.mp3]

Why are you so right though💀

[@haandotexe]

Kurtis: "I wanna make twitch partner :(" Kurtis, like a few minutes later: "Cash, Grass, or Ass, man"

[@LemonGlow99]

I love when Kurtis just watched Danny struggle to kill the enderman

[@xandermin]

the jeff bezos & bill gates bits had me wheezing through the whole stream

[@emmerald]

if he died on stream, nick would edit it and post it for us ❤️❤️

[@edithsmith4485]

Wtf is this comment honestly

[@emmerald]

@@edithsmith4485 uhh a joke going off of his own joke about dying on stream

[@nervousssubject]

I wish we had seen the part where danny pulled out a pocket knife while saying he wasn’t stabbing josh peck 💀💀

[@imsamh]

THAT PART WAS SO FUNNY OMFG

[@CJ-iz3mp]

PLEASE why'd he just HAVE a knife 💀

[@sf.0xx77]

im so confused where did you watch dannys stream i checked dannys twitch and there was no new streams and same thing w kurts ?!

[@kailajensen1021]

@@sf.0xx77 it should still be on twitch

[@babieseunie8097]

@@sf.0xx77 there's a channel on yt reuploading all their mc streams, you should find it if you just look up danny/kurtis streams or smth!

[@mossiplier]

i love how they call ghasts “jellyfish” please never let them stop

[@lydia7312]

When these minecraft videos are the only thing getting me through my breakup

[@khilaamellow890]

Hope you get better soon

[@cheekylittleone405]

Bro same I went through a breakup less than two months ago and I’d watch these every time I felt lonely

[@cbreezy69]

I'll help you get through it. Idk who's going to help you after I break up with you though

[@cleofurney]

breakups rough but i was 69th like

[@blinkingwhiteguy2244]

when you’re so early the title is still nether pearls

[@wsmith2401]

kurtis' exclamatory "asshole!" truly lives in my head rent free

[@gejlena]

time stamp ?: )

[@anushkasaraswat8708]

“what if i die on stream-” *ad starts playing*

[@taffyvago]

that happened to me 🌞 perfect timing

[@virtuousthing9070]

towards the end all i could notice was the donations from famous celebrities including kenneth from roomraiders and imagine dragons and YOUR MOM im invested in this lore.

[@doodadsdandy]

fucking roomraiders lmaoooooooo

[@haninsammie178]

“nether pearls” is my favorite thing ever

[@voidus2668]

* Me finally studying * * Kurtis uploads * Me: ,,That exam can wait"

[@ella6397]

literally me but I'm in the middle of an ap test😭😭

[@jessicaandrews893]

Hehe did yall take the APUH exam?

[@ella6397]

@@jessicaandrews893 haha yep... I hated it😀

[@pandabeats7717]

@@jessicaandrews893 I’m taking the AP psych test in an hour 😭

[@tricia7261]

Y’all better watch the full stream!!! The Josh Peck saga and all the celebs who donated on the full stream was so funny lmaoooo

[@montanarose4622]

So brave of Danny to offer his supreme sloppy toppy to better our future. Direct action 😤✊🏻

[@daisybryar2737]

(to the tune of Creeper Love) I'm in love with Jeff Bezos, on the low I'm tryna overthrowhimsoIcanredistributehiswealth

[@toniamano4757]

i love how kurtis is so much more talkative in this video. he seems so comfortable 😌

[@heidid.7582]

Leaving this here because Kurtis' stare into the camera with his mouth full of water had me dead for no reason 11:37

[@alleymali]

so i will watch this footage 3 separate times and i am okay with it

[@mathildesteinmeier9504]

I am obsessed with it, and I Think this is an obsession that doesn’t hurt anyone

[@chickadee3929]

What’s the third way? Asking for a friend

[@alleymali]

@@chickadee3929 on twitch :)!!you can go back on their channels and watch all of the past streams too but be careful bc you cannot stop unfortunately

[@Thomas_Winters]

@@chickadee3929 LC uploads the full stream on KZbin

[@delena4evertvd267]

no cause them just casually talking then the ghast makes a noise and Danny goes “oh shit am i being attacked?” and Kurtis just watches the fireball being shot at Danny and goes “mhm” while eating lmao

[@lauralpittman209]

Omg 7:33 danny went so fast im laughing so hard wtf

[@helena2037]

"virgin even" can't be, he doesn't have text to speech notifications on

[@cremapastelera00]

woah i can't believe kurtis is in a poly relationship with josh peck and bill gates! what a boyboss

[@rezdoessomething]

11:13 out of context this is wild hahah

[@sheikad0w]

i thought kurtis said "yo, that was *NSYNC boys" not "that was in sync, boys" and i was very confused (7:53)

[@taniasotya]

ME TOO HAHAHA

[@mr.duck1246]

I’ve never beaten Minecraft before, but I heard about blue forests having lots of enderman, and right next to the fortress was a blue forest and I got SO MANY enderpearls!! And so many blaze rods too. Very lucky haha

[@mayflower5193]

That phrase is usually specific for rides, the full phrase is “cash, grass, or ass. Nobody rides for free” now you know... lol

[@henotic.essence]

The bumper sticker i saw had the first part of the phrase say "cash, gas, or ass" interestingly enough

[@mayflower5193]

@@henotic.essence that's even more interesting because the "cash" part is supposed to be what pays for the gas within this phrase, so technically they're losing out lol

[@henotic.essence]

@@mayflower5193 exactly! Maybe those stickers were made for when weed was VERY illegal ahahaha

[@agustinscarpati5966]

Black nails looks so good on Kurtis

[@Thomas_Winters]

Love it when guys do that

[@Coraline-jonesyy]

Josh Peck hiding under Danny's desk is not something i expected to imagine today

[@ashleyb1604]

at 9:00 ish when they were talking about the minecraft thunder song i was CRYING

[@mady.6]

ME TOO 😭😭😭

[@teethbeans9994]

The whole josh peck plot line was the funniest thing I’ve seen all day dude

[@tia3831]

Danny screaming "PROBABLY NOT" has Willy Wonka in the boat tunnel scene energy.

[@taniasotya]

who would've thought i'd be this invested in them streaming

[@quileyharper5360]

Josh Peck came and talked at my college and I think I remember him saying something about how he was only paid for Drake and Josh via Cash, Grass, or Ass

[@athena2158]

can we take a moment to appreciate the “SHI-“ *advert* “shutthehellup”

[@redox6548]

Why is no one talking about how good his hair is looking tho.

[@augustej]

god i always come back to these vids they never fail to make me laugh

[@anyrija.]

if someone asked me who kurtis and danny were- i'd show them this whole stream. it genuinely made me laugh so much

[@honnoox]

Bro 1:42 when he says “woah can you guys hear that” caught me so off guard bc I just farted like a second before

[@nikluvslucki]

ohhh soo that’s how kurtis pays nick... in cash, grass, or a*s

[@oliviamitchell1467]

been watching all of these danny and kurtis Minecraft streams with a huge fever and i am struggling to separate the game from reality. good job!

[@chapinjk]

No more bio studying for me, I have Minecraft videos to watch. Thanks a lot Kurtis and Danny, I thought I was done with my Minecraft phase.

[@annakepes8050]

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell because most of cellular metabolism takes place in the mitochondria

[@gabbykingmusic]

not kurtis having the same soundboard as trixie and katya on their podcast lmaooooo

[@helenf6825]

This series is my comfort show

[@gracekessel]

just when I thought I was done with my minecraft phase, Kurt boi has to discover the game 🙄

[@lazar3803]

Endermen spawn in blue forest biomes in the nether, theyre very common there and you can find one every step you take.

[@amandalikesthings]

i’ve had ‘minecraft has thunder’ in my head for days, i can’t believe i found it 8:59

[@rainbowvomit2025]

Lowkey kurt has some sick speed building skill, get this mans on a sky block game!!!

[@Eddysig]

these stream videos make me laugh SO hard every time that I literally rewatch them and I'm not a rewatching videos typa bruv

[@karynstudiosloane-ceramics436]

"cash grass or ass" hahahaha this series is gold, I'm so glad I stumbled upon it

[@stephenwilliams9887]

For sure, you'll get that partnership man! Just keep up the streams and find games you like and are great at! You are very fun to watch in everything so you got this!

[@maximummax7232]

Kurtis being so short makes me feel more valid as a short trans dude

[@josukehigashikata5397]

🤝

[@chloeleblanc7670]

the beginning omg ur so cute “scream and shout🥰”

[@PRAYINGMANTIS.]

4:55 that giggle was amazing

[@SadStarFruitxo]

This is the best timing for a video upload yet

[@reyna4192]

when he kills that jellyfish with one hit and says "POG. POG MOMENT." he sounds like crazy frog 6:30

[@meliapursley3677]

hey kurtis

[@demrybo]

Nick is hilarious!! i watched his stream while he edited it was funny af

[@user-hx4wd4ho3t]

This is much better than school work.

[@ManicMama.]

I like how josh peck, Taylor Swift, Elon musk, and Obama were all donating to Kurtis lmao Oh and imagine dragons lol

[@knowledgefox1385]

Danny fighting a ghost: SHUT- *Mail Chimp ad plays* Kurtis as soon as the ad ends: -THE HELL UP This is quality content right here

[@2luvanime4ever]

This stream is so f*cking hilarious. Y’all are my favorite duo (trio if Drew ever joins) next to the game grumps. 😂

[@TarotLadyLissa]

Cash, grass or ass is an old hippy thing! It goes "Cash, grass or ass! Nobody rides for free!".

[@ducktalesstan]

the editing is gold thank you

[@angelnatt]

7:34 he's a runner he's a track star

[@altbby3]

i genuinely have to remind myself not to eat or drink while watching you guys bc i laugh so much

[@lexussmith9781]

whenever danny talks and then kurtis looks over at him, idk why but danny’s character looks like him idk why

[@gracehunt2789]

ayo i’m supposed to be taking my finals rn 😐

[@radiotelevision2371]

If you already got your phone just cheat 😏

[@rat612]

ohh !! bestie i wish you the best of luck!! i believe in you!!! :D

[@ellybeckman1913]

Good luck!

[@myandahhendricks2242]

I was gonna like this comment but then saw there are 69 likes and didnt wanna mess it up

[@nadsvol6]

8:05 IM CRYINGUSH “so i guess you DONT know what i mean”

[@cattcrow]

i have watched this on repeat as it is the funniest episode yet

[@rowanketcheson]

my roommate saw me watching this and asked if I was watching diary of a wimpy kid cause "that guy looks like rodrick"

[@tal9622]

ah yes rodrick the streamer

[@brittaniawhittick1821]

12:59 HELPPP 4:38 13:46 IVE SEEN THIS VIDEO SO MANY TIMES BUT I HEAR SOMETHING NEW EVERY TIME

[@erintomatoes]

Probly not PROBLY NOT 13:45 🤣🤣🤣

[@xXMushfaceXx]

Lol my dad always says “they better give you cash, grass, or ass” whenever I drive out to my friends. Or “cash grass or gas”

[@ZiranaCain]

Kurtis not helping Danny kill the endermen at all is so funny

[@georgeforeman7431]

"Yo, what if I died on stream" *ad break*

[@happyhugget7940]

Like how the editor made kurtis say hes a tint man

[@doorsca]

i left a discord conversation for this😩😩😩

[@chloec.3508]

I feel honored that this was posted on my birthday

[@ellybeckman1913]

Happy birthday!

[@chloec.3508]

@@ellybeckman1913 thank you!

[@chloec.3508]

@@cookieyoung3615 ayyy May 19 squad

[@ElkorGod]

4:12 hes becoming one of the minecraft boys look at that maneuver

[@lillyperez1594]

I hope they never learn the the jellyfish’s real name